scorpionvoices + post-movie   385

breaking the long loneliness - susiecarter - DC Extended Universe [Archive of Our Own]
It took kind of a long time for GQ to get himself back up to par, after Midway. Croc helped—didn't leave him, afterward. Wouldn't leave him. But GQ wasn't going to make a big deal about it if Croc wasn't. Until the Squad's next mission got them captured, anyway, and GQ got thrown in a hole with a bunch of flooded rubble and a Croc who was even more non-verbal than usual, and also probably going to eat him. [9696]
fic  u:DC  m:suicidesquad  post-movie  c:squad:gq  c:squad:croc  theme:aftermath  theme:injury  theme:captivity  theme:feral  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:firstkiss  theme:competency!!!  theme:selfrescue  p:squad:croc/gq  ge:slash  ge:drama  ge:action  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
On Tilt - 13th_blackbird - Star Wars Original Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

Han and Lando understand this about the world—and each other. No hard feelings, right? [3521]
“You want to play?” Han says, nodding at the cards, before he can think better of it. “Or are you just showing off?”

“Can’t it be both?” Lando says. He shuffles again, his fingers dancing over the cards too quickly for Han to make sure he’s not palming any of them. “Stakes?”

“I’m broke,” Han admits. “And I know you are, too.” And before Lando can propose putting up the Falcon again, Han grins as a plan takes shape. “They say clothes make the man. Wanna bet on it?”
fic  u:starwars  m:solo  c:sw:han  c:sw:lando  c:sw:chewbacca  post-movie  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  theme:clueless  theme:shenanigans  theme:rivalstolovers  theme:first-time  p:sw:han/lando  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
may 2018 by scorpionvoices
Brewing Coffee Like a Boss - Othalla - The Martian (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Rich may be hiding pathetically behind a plant from some interns, but he sure has his reasons. [2428]
“Uh.” The man shifts on his feet. “You are Rich Purnell, right?”

Rich nods. “Yeah.”

The man seems to be waiting for something more than a yeah, but Rich can’t for the life of him think of what that possibly could be. Yeah sums up him being himself quite well.

“Right,” the man says finally. “There you have it.”

“I don’t understand.”

The main raises his eyebrows very high. “You’re Rich Purnell.”

“Well I know that.” Rich scowls at him. “But what’s that got to do with hero worshipping interns?”
fic  b:themartian  post-movie  c:martian:rich  c:martian:mark  theme:firstmeetings  theme:clueless  theme:shenanigans  theme:dating  p:martian:mark/rich  ge:fluff  ge:slash  r:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2017 
january 2018 by scorpionvoices
Afterimage - galacticproportions - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bodhi makes it off Scarif. But he doesn't think he should have. [5453]
A few people in every group are Alderaanian, and their faces look how his feels. He wants to reach out to them, but doesn't know how, so they pass each other, locked in their homelessness, their orphaning.

Bodhi feels like he's been widowed many times, even though he barely knew them—Baze and Chirrut and their deep sufficiency to one another, K-2 who shouldn't even have been possible but was, Jyn with her late-blooming hope, sharp Cassian whose face Bodhi would have liked to touch and see if it could soften. No time, no time. Send them off with Galen, with his mothers and Rohini, with his city. More names to call silently into the darkness.
fic  u:starwars  m:rogueone  post-movie  c:sw:bodhi  c:sw:luke  c:sw:leia  c:sw:ensemble  theme:grief  theme:survival  theme:fuckbuddies  theme:PTSD  theme:growingold  theme:fixing  p:sw:bodhi/luke  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:r  @ao3 
april 2017 by scorpionvoices
Let's Give Ourselves Promises of Our Unending - aimmyarrowshigh, nichestars - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Captain Cassian Andor tries to define what it means to live after he should have died. His second life is a softer one.

AKA: The working title of this fic was "Three Rebels and a Baby." [105,297]
"We all deserve happiness," Jyn says. "You do, too. I think as long as there's light, we've got a chance for that."

Cassian laughs quietly. "I think you've got a better chance of finding it than I have."

"He's sat by your bed every day since we came back." Jyn squeezes his hand again.

"He's also married to the pilot who picked us up off the beach," Cassian says. It's the first time he's said it out loud, and it catches a little in his throat.

Jyn blinks. "I wouldn't have guessed that."

"I recruited her," Cassian adds, because it seems important to give all the details to the holonovela that is his life now.
fic  u:starwars  m:rogueone  pre-movie  post-movie  c:sw:cassian  c:sw:kes.dameron  c:sw:shara.bey  c:sw:jyn.erso  theme:firstmeetings  theme:friendship  theme:competency!!!  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:injury  theme:grief  theme:pining  theme:seduction  theme:marriage  theme:war  theme:kids  theme:h/c  theme:love  theme:family  theme:HEA  OT3  p:sw:cassian/kes/shara  ge:drama  ge:multi  r:nc-17  @ao3  l:novel  favs:starwars 
april 2017 by scorpionvoices
Got Your Back, Jack - Hazel_Athena - The Magnificent Seven (2016) [Archive of Our Own]
The force of the nightmare is such that it jerks him awake unexpectedly, his sides heaving with exertion and his throat feeling like it’s caught in a vice, something cold and hard clamped around it and leaving him unable to breathe.

Shaking, Vasquez wraps his arms around his torso and fights to calm down through sheer force of will. He can’t remember the last time he had a dream that unsettled him so – honestly, it’s possible he never has – and sitting here in the pitch black of night, with their campfire a fading memory and the rest of his fellows slumbering peacefully on around him, it almost feels like he’s been cast into another world, some strange place where only he and he alone exists.

That’s a stupid thought though, and if he chokes out a laugh that’s more akin to a whimper, at least no one else is awake to hear it. [3335]
fic  m:magnificentseven  post-movie  c:mag7:vasquez  c:mag7:faraday  theme:fix-it  theme:dreams  theme:angst  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:cuddling  o:adorable  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2017 by scorpionvoices
Garden in Dol Guldur - esama - The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
While Gandalf explored the ruins and investigated the remains of those that had lived there, Bilbo walked along the ground, digging his toes into the dry, parched soil. There was life brewing underneath, he could feel it, it pulsed on the soles of his feet and it felt… peculiar and wrong and familiar, all at once. The orcs had grown something in the soil of Dol Guldur – but what? Bilbo was no green toe, but even he could tell the difference between a plant and this, whatever this was.

"What do you mean, what they grew?" Gandalf asked him suspiciously when he enquired about it. "They are orcs and goblins – they can grow nothing."

"I can feel it though," Bilbo said and poked the dry earth with his toes. "Something grows underneath – and it's dying."

Gandalf frowned deeply, watching him and then looking at the earth. "Hmrh… best leave it be and let it die, then. Whatever orcs grow can't be good."

Bilbo scowled after him as the wizard headed off to continue his investigation. Let it die? Let an earthen thing that grew on soil, sickly or not, die? What did Gandalf think he was – a Dwarf? [1906]
fic  u:lotr  m:thehobbit  post-movie  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:gandalf  theme:competency!!!  theme:foundfamily  theme:snark  theme:kids  ge:gen  ge:fluff  r:pg  @ao3 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
Foreign Tongues - ThrillingDetectiveTales - The Magnificent Seven (2016) [Archive of Our Own]
Jack, who still had the devil in him most days and didn't appreciate suddenly having a rider who wouldn't let him stretch his legs, pawed at the dirt a little. He turned his big, wet eyes on Josh and asked, ears twitching, "Why are we crossing this hot, dry desert?"

Josh blinked.

"Excuse me?"

It was a fine question, excepting that it had come from a horse. [1224]
fic  m:magnificentseven  post-movie  c:mag7:faraday  c:mag7:vasquez  theme:fix-it  theme:permanentinjury  theme:druguse  theme:shenanigans  theme:establishedrelationship  p:mag7:faraday/vasquez  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
All These Bruises On My Wings - Poemsingreenink - The Magnificent Seven (2016) [Archive of Our Own]
“We have to rebuild our lives Emma,” Clara continued. Her attention was on the dough, but her voice was filled with such warmth that it made Emma’s heart ache. “It’s the only thing to do in a world full of all this horror. Mold life out of death.”

Emma was gone by the next morning. Bag packed, skirts traded for long pants, rifle loaded and riding a horse she’d purchased with the money from her farm. She didn’t stop at Mathew’s grave. What explanation could she possibly offer him? [2915]
fic  m:magnificentseven  post-movie  c:mag7:emma  c:mag7:goodnight  c:mag7:billy  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:runningaway  theme:fix-it  theme:competency!!!  theme:friendship  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
Frontier Cadence - manic_intent - The Magnificent Seven (2016) [Archive of Our Own]
The revelation that he was in fact alive and in one piece came as a total surprise to Josh Faraday. Granted, this wasn’t in fact his first rodeo with certain-but-then-thwarted death, and as such, Faraday stared muzzily in a semi-drugged daze at the cracked ceiling for a long and puzzled moment before panic set in. He groped downwards. Nope. Dick still intact. Faraday relaxed.

“It absolutely goddamned figured,” Goodnight said dryly somewhere to his left, “that you’d be worried about that first before everythin’ else.” [2952]
“His name’s not really ‘Billy’, is it?” Faraday asked, still bleary. “I mean. ‘Billy Rocks’? That’s a fake name if I seen one. Nearly as fake-soundin’ as ‘Goodnight Robicheaux’, though I’m pretty sure that’s your real name. My condolences, honestly.”

Goodnight sighed. “This was my grandfather’s name, rest his soul. As to Billy, neither of us would be capable of pronouncing his real name. So ‘Billy’ it is. Maybe we shouldn’t have given you laudanum. You do seem to be having quite a reaction.”
fic  m:magnificentseven  post-movie  c:mag7:faraday  c:mag7:goodnight  c:mag7:billy  c:mag7:vasquez  c:mag7:emma  theme:aftermath  theme:injury  theme:fix-it  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:h/c  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  p:mag7:billy/goodnight  p:mag7:faraday/vasquez  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:manicintent  @ao3 
october 2016 by scorpionvoices
A Long Engagement - thedevilchicken - The Expendables (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
So then there Gunnar was, all their secrets spilling out ‘cause he was trying to keep Barney from passing out again on the floor of his beat-up old plane.

“I thought he was the biggest dick I’d ever met,” Gunnar said, and Barney sputtered a laugh. It didn't take a fucking chemical engineer to know who Gunnar was talking about.

“Yeah, you got that right,” Barney replied. And the guys were all looking at them like they’d both grown a second head ‘cause none of them knew Gunnar knew Stonebanks, not even Doc, but Doc had mostly worked out of the Middle East back in the day so maybe that made sense. And Gunnar rambled the whole damn way back home, about the surveillance op in Moscow that it turned out he knew was a trial, about Bosnia and South Africa and those three months training back at Little Creek and Barney knew he should’ve told him to stop but whatever was in him had gotten him well past caring and hell, maybe it was best they knew why he trusts Gunnar the way he does. They’ve known each other for more than half Gunnar’s life. They’ve known each other almost longer than he’s known the rest of them put together. Maybe right then it finally made sense why Barney had told Lee 'I’m ever captured or taken hostage, the first thing you do is tell Gunnar.' Maybe it made sense why he told Lee 'the second thing you do is whatever the hell he tells you to do.' [15,003]

[Post-Expendables 3]
fic  m:expendables  pre-series  post-movie  c:ex:barney  c:ex:gunnar  characterstudy  theme:firstmeetings  theme:first-time  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:growingold  theme:angst  theme:drugabuse  theme:h/c  theme:secretlovers  theme:love  p:ex:barney/gunnar  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
october 2016 by scorpionvoices
It Wasn't About the Cards - DjDangerLove - The Magnificent Seven (2016) [Archive of Our Own]
After Faraday recovers, he has a hard time accepting the family that comes with the Magnificent Seven. Vasquez just wants him to try. [1719]
fic  m:magnificentseven  post-movie  m:mag7:vasquez  c:mag7:sam  c:mag7:faraday  theme:aftermath  theme:injury  theme:angst  theme:foundfamily  theme:snark  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
october 2016 by scorpionvoices
as one in suffering all that suffers nothing - Caora (Soujin) - The Magnificent Seven (2016) [Archive of Our Own]
You remember how Goody told you that Hamlet stopped Horatio from drinking poison and dying with him, and how then it was just another story. Now you know Hamlet was selfish. [2311]
fic  m:magnificentseven  post-movie  c:mag7:billy  c:mag7:sam  c:mag7:emma  c:mag7:goodnight  theme:aftermath  theme:love  theme:angst  theme:drugabuse  theme:grief  p:mag7:billy/goodnight  ge:slash  r:pg-13  re:;_;  @ao3 
october 2016 by scorpionvoices
last stop on this highway - augustbird - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Home is a strange place. [19,351] [The one where Poe recruits Finn to his new corps of pilots and they fly a recon mission that turns into a marathon hiking trip.]
The realization sinks in. "They set up a transponder blocker."

"I already tried to beam a rescue signal and it just bounced back," Poe agrees.

Finn runs a hand over his face. "That blocker could have a hundred mile radius."

"I have a feeling you're not enthused about potentially dragging a damaged X-Wing around for a hundred miles."

"We're stranded," Finn concludes.
fic  u:starwars  m:swTFA  post-movie  c:sw:finn  c:sw:poe  c:sw:leia  c:sw:jess  c:sw:snap  case-file  theme:friendship  theme:aftermath  theme:snark  theme:war  theme:competency!!!  theme:first-time  theme:foundfamily  p:sw:finn/poe  ge:slash  r:r  a:augustbird  @ao3 
january 2016 by scorpionvoices
this is a day of rest - notcaycepollard - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
"Can we-" Finn starts, and looks over at Rey.

"Can we join you?" she says, as if it's a very simple question.

"You what," Poe manages, and Rey shrugs.

"You said it was nice," she says. "I want to see why it's nice. And your quarters look nicer than ours."

"And your bed's bigger," Finn says accusingly. Poe casts a brief gaze skyward, wonders how he wound up explaining the concept of a lie-in to these idiot orphans on his first rest day in weeks. [2863]
fic  u:starwars  m:starwarsTFA  post-movie  c:sw:poe  c:sw:finn  c:sw:rey  theme:friendship  theme:cuddling  theme:seduction  theme:first-time  theme:snark  OT3  p:sw:finn/poe/rey  ge:multi  r:r  @ao3 
january 2016 by scorpionvoices
i wanna get better - thebrotherswinchester - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
“Fine,” Napoleon says, twisting up to shoot over the top of the wall, “but I hope you remember saying that when it’s Christmas morning and you—oh, damn.”

“What?” Illya says. He drags Napoleon back down by the collar of his black tactical shirt and scans him, looking for the slick shine of blood. “Are you hit?”

“I was clipped about ten minutes ago,” says Napoleon, batting Illya’s hands away, “and I thought it was fine, but unfortunately it seems the bullet had some sort of paralytic agent on it—”

“What do you mean, seems?”

Napoleon winces. “Well, I’m having trouble feeling my legs,” he says, and then, “oh don’t give me that look, it’s probably not anything deadly.”

“If it was, you’d be dead by now,” Illya says. “That”—he twists, shoots—“is why you tell me”—he shoots again—“when you get hit.”

He ducks back behind the wall and glares at Napoleon, furious.

“Sorry,” Napoleon says, almost surprised. “At the time, I didn’t think it was a big deal.”

“Not a big—?” Illya repeats. “I should shoot you myself.”

“Bit counterproductive,” says Napoleon. [21,005]
fic  m:manfromUNCLE  post-movie  c:muncle:illya  c:muncle:napoleon  c:muncle:gaby  characterstudy  theme:injury  theme:team!  theme:totherescue!  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:pining  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:RST  p:muncle:illya/napoleon  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
november 2015 by scorpionvoices
It was an accident, I swear it! - LePeru (Nizah) - Captain America (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
Or, how Sam stopped flying into Cap's room when there's no emergency, and taken to using a door, knocking before.

[THE LOOKS ON EVERYONE'S FACES. I almost ended up on the floor I was laughing so hard]
art:fanart  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  post-movie  c:cap:sam  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  p:cap:bucky/steve  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
september 2015 by scorpionvoices
she said shut up & dance - marketchippie - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
“Stick to your task, Solo. You do as I say right now. For him.”
You’re not you when you’re in the field, she means.

An easy mission, botched. A free night in an an expensive hotel. Gaby's words, Napoleon's hands, Illya's limits. [6389]
fic  m:manfromUNCLE  post-movie  c:muncle:gaby  c:muncle:illya  c:muncle:napoleon  theme:UST  theme:jealousy  theme:snark  theme:first-time  k:powerplay  p:muncle:gaby/illya/napoleon  ge:multi  ge:smut  r:nc-17  @ao3 
september 2015 by scorpionvoices
I'd Like To (Put My Fingers On You) - colonel_bastard - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
“Stupid cowboy,” Illya pants, his hands braced on his knees. “They knew. You knew they knew and you stayed to chat. You think you’re such smooth talker.”

“I don’t think I’m a smooth talker,” Napoleon smirks in spite of himself. “I know.”

But Illya is not amused. He rears back up to his full height, his face still flushed with exertion, every exhale hissing between clenched teeth.

“You are reckless,” he seethes. “This is not a game.”

“Of course it’s a game,” Napoleon breezes back. “But don’t worry, I never risk anything that I’m not prepared to lose.” [4313]
fic  m:manfromUNCLE  post-movie  c:muncle:napoleon  c:muncle:illya  theme:futurefic  theme:totherescue!  theme:jealousy  theme:snark  theme:first-time  k:wallsex  k:publicsex  p:muncle:illya/napoleon  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
september 2015 by scorpionvoices
A Tale of Valhalla - LadyByakko - Mad Max Series (Movies), Mad Max: Fury Road [Archive of Our Own]
There is a tale told of the times of old, when the First Green Place was saved by the Sisters, and the Dread Immortal died without rising. There is a tale told, of the Mad One and Furiosa. [830]
ficlet  m:madmax  post-movie  c:max:furiosa  c:max  theme:futurefic  theme:legends  theme:HEA  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3  favs:madmax 
june 2015 by scorpionvoices
Green - Fialleril - Mad Max Series (Movies), Norse Religion & Lore [Archive of Our Own]
This isn’t Valhalla, though. Everywhere he looks are nameless green things and wild water and burning blue stars, but no chrome. No metal at all. No rigs or wagons or shiny warriors riding in glory. So this isn’t Valhalla.

He’s glad. [1903]
fic  m:madmax  post-movie  c:max:nux  theme:aftermath  theme:afterlife  theme:foundfamily  theme:HEA  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2015 by scorpionvoices
Hope and Expectation - mitslits - Mad Max Series (Movies), Mad Max Fury road [Archive of Our Own]
"There are rumors about you", Furiosa says, pulling away and striding purposefully around her room, setting things into their proper places.

Max tracks her with his eyes, shrugging one shoulder. He knows he has a reputation. It doesn't mean he cares.

"They say you never return to a place once you've been there", she says slyly, watching him from the corner of her eye.

The ghost of a smile tugs at the corner of his mouth and he relaxes against the doorframe, crossing his arms. "Can't believe everything you hear." [357]

[Ugh, how much do I love Furiosa and Max as like platonic soulmaaaates]
ficlet  m:madmax  post-movie  m:max:furiosa  c:max  c:max:ensemble  theme:aftermath  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:fixing  theme:PTSD  theme:foundfamily  theme:platoniclove  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2015 by scorpionvoices
Stray - dareyoutoread - Mad Max Series (Movies), Mad Max: Fury Road [Archive of Our Own]
It starts simply enough. One night, the sentries tell her of a man skirting their borders, there and gone so quickly he might be a ghost. He never shoots at them, but neither will he get close enough to talk. Perhaps, they tell her, he simply wants to observe the Citadel’s workings from afar? To look upon the Green Place it is becoming? It is a sight unlike any other in the Wasteland, they remind her. After all, they say, he never shoots.

But neither does he stay. [710]
ficlet  m:madmax  post-movie  c:max:furiosa  c:max  theme:aftermath  theme:sliceoflife  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:emotionalconstipation  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2015 by scorpionvoices
Legends Lived When The World Died - DarkAllie - fury road, mad max - Fandom, Mad Max Series (Movies), Mad Max: Fury Road [Archive of Our Own]
This being the true accounting of the rise and reign of the first Impress of the Fury Road, Furiosa the Defiant. |||||

The WarBoys need new myths to believe in, after Immortan Joe is dead and torn apart. That's how it begins.
fic  m:madmax  post-movie  c:max:furiosa  c:max:thedag  c:max:toast  c:max:cheedo  c:max:splendid  c:max:capable  theme:aftermath  theme:fixing  theme:grief  theme:legends  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2015 by scorpionvoices
Considerably Less Cannibalism - LizaPod - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
It is a real, physical struggle to not stare like a dogger while Harry shrugs off his jacket and undoes his collar, sets his signet ring aside. He has detailed, minutely detailed, fantasies about unbuttoning that fucking collar. At least he’s not wearing the holster right now, or Eggsy’d be sprung already. “It’s time you learned the fine art of the straight razor shave.”

Eggsy gives him his best you havin’ a fucking giggle, mate eyebrows. “Like Sweeney Todd?”

Harry’s sigh is just bordering on melodramatic, but he’s also got that odd— Roxy calls it enigmatic—smile he gets when Eggsy trots out some unexpected bit of culture. "Yes, Eggsy, like Sweeney Todd." [6072]

[I thought this movie looked super dumb so I still haven't seen it, but I'm getting some enjoyment out of the fic]
fic  m:kingsman  post-movie  c:kingsman:eggsy  c:kingsman:harry  theme:clueless  theme:snark  theme:seduction  theme:first-time  theme:boysaredorks  p:kingsman:eggsy/harry  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
april 2015 by scorpionvoices
Another Decade - Pookaseraph - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
After the victory of the PPDC, Hermann and Newton try to go about their lives... but after a decade together, and a few seconds in each other's brains, that's a little more complicated than it might seem. [series wc: 14,098]
fic  series  m:pacificrim  post-movie  unread 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
A Duplicity of Pirates - isabeau - Princess Bride (1987) [Archive of Our Own]
The last thing Westley had said to me before he left was, "Fare well, Captain, and remember which side is starboard, and I hope we never see each other again."

It was, perhaps, a strange thing to say, but ours had never been a relationship lacking strangeness. But it made sense when I heard the rumors: that Humperdinck had (depending on the source) lost his mind, or lost his health, or died by his own hand. or run away, or joined the circus, but in any case was generally not suited to the crown; and that Buttercup had been appointed successor, by virtue of (depending on the source) the love of the king and queen, the love of the general population, the abridged marriage to the Crown Prince, or an army of Finnish reindeer-mounted gnomes.

Some sources, obviously, were more reliable than others. [2356]
fic  m:princessbride  post-movie  c:pb:inigo  c:pb:westley  c:pb:fezzik  c:pb:buttercup  c:pb:max  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:questing  theme:futurefic  theme:kids  theme:friendship  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2009 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
Broken - persnickett - Live Free or Die Hard (2007) [Archive of Our Own]
“Hey kid.” It’s no surprise to hear McClane’s voice grit out over the speaker. He’s the only person Matt talks to who still uses his phone as an actual phone. “How fast can you get here?” [2667]
fic  m:diehard  post-movie  c:dh:matt  c:dh:john  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:inebriation  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:dating  o:adorable  p:dh:john/matt  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Surprises - csi_sanders1129 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) [Archive of Our Own]
Perry comes home to a pile of closed cases and a surprisingly sober Harry, which is weird, since that hasn't happened any of the other seven times he and Harmony have called it quits. [1563]
fic  m:kisskissbangbang  post-movie  c:kkbb:harry  c:kkbb:perry  theme:previousrelationship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:clueless  theme:dorksinlove  theme:firstkiss  p:kkbb:harry/perry  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2014 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Finding Randall - afterandalasia - Monsters Inc (2001), Monsters University (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
Working for Sullivan, and helping the monster world make its transition from Scream to Laughter energy, was bad enough. Working for Sullivan when he knows full well how good the guy looks... well, that's just embarrassing. [19,600]

[...I should probably feel ashamed of myself over how awesome I think this is. I'm not, though. I'm really not.]
fic  u:disney  m:monstersinc  post-movie  c:minc:randall  c:minc:sully  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:angst  theme:redemption  theme:friendship  theme:romance  theme:friendstolovers  theme:secretlovers  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  p:minc:randall/sully  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Folded Spaces - Annie D (scaramouche) - Live Free or Die Hard (2007) [Archive of Our Own]
This is what John wants all the time now: this little piece of weirdly-shaped happiness in the form of one Matt Farrell carving a home for himself in John’s space. [2005]
fic  m:diehard  post-movie  c:dh:john  c:dh:matt  theme:domesticity  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  theme:snark  p:dh:john/matt  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:scaramouche  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
Sometimes It's Like This - Annie D (scaramouche) - Live Free or Die Hard (2007) [Archive of Our Own]
Written for Porn Battle VIII, prompts: "pain, stunned, winding". [1277]
Their teeth click as John insistently presses their mouth together, and it's easy to read the frustration in him that's just on the edge of dangerous. Matt's a little frightened, a little thrilled, a lot turned on and perilously close to coming when John breaks the zipper in getting Matt's pants open.

John shoves his hand inside and Matt's head falls back. This is sensory overload, the lack of foreplay making everything just that much brighter as the pleasure can barely keep up with the roughness of it. That's probably the only reason Matt doesn't come — John knows how to do that easily but he's doing something else here, winding Matt up into an imitation of whatever it is John's feeling right now.
fic  m:diehard  post-movie  c:dh:matt  c:dh:john  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:domesticity  theme:h/c  p:dh:john/matt  ge:slash  ge:smut  r:nc-17  a:scaramouche  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
Fervet Olla, Vivit Amicitia - songbird - The Eagle | Eagle of the Ninth (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
'Try this,' Marcus says, and then there is a spoonful of stew under Esca's nose.

Esca eyes the stew with suspicion -- cross-eyed suspicion, but suspicion all the same. 'Is there garum in it?' he asks. [2716]
'You wish to make me as fat as Kaeso.'

Marcus laughs and doesn't deny it. 'If you would let me help about the farm, then I would have something to do other than cooking, and your precious waistline wouldn't be at such perilous risk.'

Esca shakes his head; he won't have that. 'The damp makes your leg ache. Wait until the weather clears.'

'It's autumn and we're in Britain,' Marcus says. 'The weather will never clear.'

'Then you will just have to stay in the kitchen where it's warm, and I'll just have to buy you another stew-pot to stop your complaining.'

'I have more than enough pots,' Marcus says, and his suddenly sharp tone makes Esca think that perhaps he shouldn't have been so flippant with his words, that perhaps he should have--

'But you can buy me another skillet,' Marcus says.
fic  m:theeagle  post-movie  c:eagle:marcus  c:eagle:esca  theme:domesticity  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  theme:love  theme:romance  theme:permanentinjury  theme:h/c  o:adorable  p:eagle:esca/marcus  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
portrait of the artist as a middle-aged destroyer - seventhswan - Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
In the end, Drax is given the painting he saved as thanks, in an elaborate ceremony at city hall. Peter and Gamora have been working with him on how to behave appropriately amongst species which persist in using the cultural constructs of politeness and white lies, so he forces a smile in response. Privately, he wonders what he is expected to do with an enormous, heavy thing which serves no discernable purpose. [2338]
Somehow word of Drax’s noble painting-saving gets out, and the next three diplomatic gifts he receives are art related. At Drax’s expression on receiving the third – an enormous, beautifully embroidered painter’s smock – Peter wheezes with laughter so hard he has to sit down.

Drax now owns an easel, a palette and a huge chest of paints which smell odd. And, as of today –

“A dress!” Rocket cackles delightedly, rolling all over the floor of the ship.

“I fear the universe is laughing at me,” Drax laments. Gamora hides her smile in her hair.
fic  u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  post-movie  c:gotg:drax  c:gotg:peter  c:gotg:gamora  c:gotg:rocket  c:gotg:groot  theme:shenanigans  theme:team!  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:snark  theme:h/c  theme:foundfamily  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Walking Far From Home - TaleWorthTelling - Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Sam’s relationship with birds starts early and inexplicably.

A/N: So I don’t know what this is, but even though I LOVE MCU!Sam (seriously, I was so excited about him and he turned out perfect and I’m still just as in love), a small part of me has a need for MCU!Sam who just stops and talks to birds. It’s sort of his thing in 616 and I missed it. Also there’s other stuff. Sam, as usual, is the only person with his shit together, but he got there the hard way. [6222]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  pre-movie  post-movie  c:cap:sam  characterstudy  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:natasha  c:cap:bucky  theme:growingup  theme:family  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:competency!!!  theme:fixing  theme:superpowers  theme:team!  theme:friendship  pov:coc  ge:het  r:pg-13  @ao3 
june 2014 by scorpionvoices
Feeling it - Strange_radio - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
When Sam asks Steve what makes him happy, Steve looks so fucking lost that Sam, after basically sailing through an entire morning of goddamned PTSD group sessions without a hitch, has an overwhelming desire to bury his head in somebody's chest and cry. The only chest at hand being Steve's, Sam decides they'd better get some beer. Stat. [3838]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  missingscene  post-movie  c:cap:sam  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:grief  theme:roadtrip  theme:fixing  theme:firstkiss  pov:coc  p:cap:sam/steve  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
Looking - mardia - Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
They’re driving through North Dakota, chasing rumors of a HYDRA cell, when Steve asks from the passenger seat with his sketchbook turned to a blank page, “Hey, can I draw you?” [1553]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  post-movie  c:cap:sam  c:avengers:steve  theme:roadtrip  theme:snark  theme:romance  theme:firstkiss  p:cap:sam/steve  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:mardia  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
Mako Mori and the Eleventy-One Thousand Bridezillas - tielan - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
“Are we not already as good as married?”

“Yeah, but I want it official.” He kisses her fingertips. “All the rights and responsibilities.”

“You want to name and claim.”

“Yep. Personally, I think ‘Raleigh Mori’ has a nice ring to it.”

Mako smiles and thinks of something Tendo said to her just before they left Hong Kong. 'If you’re not serious about him, Mako, let him go. And if you are…just be warned that if you leave it too long, he’ll have named all your kids.' [1502]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:raleigh  c:pr:mako  c:pr:herc  c:pr:max  theme:aftermath  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:domesticity  theme:romance  pov:coc  o:adorable  p:pr:mako/raleigh  ge:het  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
this black and white photo never captured my skin - bittereternity - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
You are shaping the future, the man in the three-piece suit whispers in his ear as he gently holds his head back and slides the rubber between his teeth. Underneath his mask, the Winter Soldier’s eyes are dead, dead, dead.
He fights alongside a group of people who call themselves the Avengers. Apparently, he’s only as likely to defect and go on a mass murdering spree as the rest of them. It is surprisingly gratifying.

Captain America tells him that they’re the good guys, that they’re fighting for what’s right, fighting to give this world it's freedom back. He does not believe him but he remembers what the Captain had looked like seconds away from death, and follows that memory into battle. He does not ask about the one who had taken the freedom away in the first place, even as the answer pulses through his veins.
[2737]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  post-movie  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:clint  theme:brainwashing  theme:angst  theme:aftermath  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  style:unreliablenarrator  theme:injury  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
april 2014 by scorpionvoices
5 Things That Make Steve Happy - kat8cha - Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Sam asked Steve 'what makes you happy?' Now, with Steve moving in with him and on their search for Bucky, Sam finds out five things that make Steve happy.

Pillow Forts, Art, Cooking, Motorcycles, Dancing. [2593]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  post-movie  style:fivethings  c:cap:sam  c:avengers:steve  theme:domesticity  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:friendstolovers  theme:snark  p:cap:sam/steve  ge:fluff  ge:slash  r:pg  @ao3 
april 2014 by scorpionvoices
Jaeger Pilots Can Sleep Anywhere - chapstickaddict - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
"Pick a side, and start packing. Transport leaves in thirty," Chuck told him, pointing a finger in warning. Raleigh really couldn't take him seriously though, since he was delicately wrapping Mako's tiny collection of tea cups in bits of newspaper while he said it.

"Transport?" On the table, Chuck's mp3 player was rigged to a pair of speakers and a women was prompting him to get ready to die.

"Chuck suggested we leave. I agreed," Mako explained. Raleigh could point out the sheer improbability of just packing up and leaving. They had the most recognizable faces on the planet. Between the three of them, they had enough popularity to bedazzle a small European nation.

"Where are we going?"

"Where every solider goes when the war's over," Chuck replied. "Home."

Or

That one fic where Raleigh, Mako, and Chuck run away to Sydney and argue over music and pillow forts. [17,841]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:raleigh  c:pr:chuck  c:pr:mako  theme:war  theme:aftermath  theme:runningaway  theme:domesticity  trope:mindmeld  theme:shenanigans  theme:love  theme:firstkiss  theme:HEA  p:pr:chuck/mako/raleigh  ge:multi  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3  favs:pr 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Letters of Roses - icarus_chained - Rise of the Guardians (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
On Cupcake's advice, Jack screws up his courage and goes to ask for Bunny's help. It was *not* what Aster was expecting. [3703]

[...Possibly my favorite fic in his entire ridiculous fandom. It never fails to hit me right in the feels.]
fic  m:riseoftheguardians  post-movie  c:rotg:bunny  c:rotg:jack  c:rotg:sandy  theme:courtship  theme:angst  theme:frenemies  theme:romance  theme:love  o:adorable  p:rotg:jack/sandy  ge:slash  r:pg  a:icarus_chained  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Kintsugi - apfelgranate - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
Herc tries really hard not to be a dirty old man. Mako and Raleigh are having none of it.

Kintsugi (金継ぎ, Japanese: golden joinery) refers to the Japanese art of fixing broken pottery with a lacquer resin sprinkled with powdered gold. [9797]

[Most of this fic is porn, but it's porn based in feelings, mutual respect, and the desire for a deep dicking. The daddy kink threw me off a bit, since normally I can't stand it, but here it was more understandable, I suppose, and less WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT.]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:herc  c:pr:mako  c:pr:raleigh  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  theme:angst  theme:domesticity  theme:love  theme:foundfamily  kink:D/s  kink:restraints  kink:rimming  kink:pegging  kink:doublepen  kink:painplay  kink:crying  kink:daddy  theme:HEA  p:pr:herc/raleigh  p:pr:herc/mako/raleigh  ge:multi  r:nc-17  a:apfelgranate  illustrated  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Prince and the Pirate - LookingForOctober - Princess Bride (1987) [Archive of Our Own]
True love. Pirate treasure. Fencing. Fighting. Captures. Escapes. Life and death. Pursuing happiness.

Getting away from Humperdinck wasn't so easy after all.

This is an AU in which Buttercup was the maid of all work who became a pirate and Westley was the prince. Some of the genders of other characters have also been changed, but other than that, the world is more or less the same. [7662]
fic  m:princessbride  au:gender  post-movie  c:pb:buttercup  c:pb:westley  c:pb:humperdinck  theme:aftermath  theme:runningaway  theme:angst  theme:secrets  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:competency!!!  theme:survival  theme:captivity  theme:selfrescue  theme:HEA  p:pb:buttercup/westley  ge:drama  ge:het  r:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2013 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Merrymaking - snack_size - Pacific Rim [Archive of Our Own]
The surviving Jaeger pilots and their adopted children reunite for the second Christmas after they close the Breach.

Chuck is grumpy and doesn't understand babies, Mako is sensible, Raleigh is the most adorable size queen ever, and Herc is a little baffled by the whole thing and really cold. Good thing there are plenty of lumpy sweaters to go around. [6760]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:mako  c:pr:raleigh  c:pr:herc  c:pr:chuck  theme:fix-it  theme:aftermath  theme:team!  theme:kids  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:cuddling  theme:romance  theme:first-time  kink:size  p:pr:herc/raleigh  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:nc-17  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
No Unworthy Aim - Sinope - Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie [Archive of Our Own]
Hook should, perhaps, have died in England and awoken in Hell. Instead, he died in Neverland and awoke in the trenches of 1916 France.

While trying to aid the boys of England, Wendy Darling found herself confronted with a man who had lost his right hand, his past, and his ability to dream. [4851]
fic  u:disney  m:peterpan  post-movie  c:disney:wendy  c:disney:hook  theme:war  theme:aftermath  theme:fixing  theme:h/c  theme:competency!!!  theme:secrets  theme:love  p:disney:hook/wendy  ge:het  r:r  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2013 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Re-designation - Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) - WALL-E (2008) [Archive of Our Own]
WALL-E is still one of a kind. That hasn't changed.

Of new work, new names, and a few first faltering steps back on Earth. [4182] [SO FREAKING CUTE OMIGAAAAAWD]
fic  u:disney  m:wall-e  post-movie  c:wall-e  c:wall-e:eve  c:wall-e:oc  theme:aftermath  theme:depression  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:foundfamily  theme:HEA  genre:gen  r:g  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2013 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
A Thousand Sounds - celli - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
“Watch it,” Clay said. “Your nursemaid here just might duct tape your mouth shut so you can rest your voice.”

“Hmm,” Cougar said.
If he could talk, he would point out that he was a grownup and capable of making grownupish decisions. If he could talk, he would demand to know if any other person on this team, or in this man’s army, could keep up a steady stream of radio chatter on two different channels for twelve hours, directing his team through an urban maze while simultaneously diverting the mercenaries after them into an underground parking garage three miles away.

If he could talk, it would probably be because he’d fucked up that assignment and his team would be dead.

[1852]
fic  m:thelosers10  post-movie  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:clay  c:losers:pooch  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  kink:restraints  p:losers:cougar/jensen  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2013 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Escape Velocity - miss_pryss - Lilo & Stitch (2002) [Archive of Our Own]
Lilo had been training for the life of a space adventurer since she met Stitch, though David once told her he’d thought she was destined for weirdness—“I mean greatness”—even before he came into their lives. “You would have found a way somehow, no matter what,” he said.
The first time the gravity field went on the fritz, Lilo awoke from a dream about swimming in the bay back at home, gliding effortlessly underneath the waves, the Hawaiian sun cutting through the water like a smile, to find herself face-to-face with a floating Stitch. He was waving a screwdriver in her face and gabbling in rapid Galactic Standard. A droplet of drool had escaped Lilo’s sleeping mouth and hung in the air between them, gleaming.

“Blerghidworfenblot,” Stitch said again.

“English,” Lilo insisted blearily. They hadn’t been in space that long, and her Standard was still pretty poor. It’s one thing to wake up in zero G with your toes tangled in hammock netting. It’s another to keep track of twenty-seven declensions and a lot of very specific technical jargon under those circumstances.

“Come on,” Stitch repeated in English. “The twisty stick is stuck in the electron wizzle. Makes it float. Very stupid.”

Stitch’s English wasn’t a lot better than Lilo’s Standard.

[7265]
fic  u:disney  m:lilo&stitch  post-movie  c:l&s:lilo  c:l&s:stitch  c:l&s:nani  c:l&s:david  c:l&s:cobra  c:l&s:jumba  c:l&s:pleakley  theme:futurefic  theme:growingup  theme:transformation  theme:friendship  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:foundfamily  theme:snark  o:awesome  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3  favs:bestofthebest  challenge:yuletide2013 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Best Supporting Actress - Fahye - Brothers Bloom (2008) [Archive of Our Own]
Whatever role Bang Bang is going to have in the post-Stephen future, it's not going to be a silent one.
"I'll tell you -- a story. A true one. When we were young -- Bloom wasn't even -- he was eleven, I think, yeah, and all we had was the knowledge that we could get things from people. If we tried. And we would sneak into the movie theatres sometimes and see these -- ridiculous stories, really ridiculous, jewel thefts and trains and standoffs with guns in the desert, villains and heroes, and romance like nobody had ever lived. And I decided..." He pauses, gazing at the dregs in his glass. "I decided I was going to give Bloom the best damn adventure story there ever was. His life was going to have everything: money, travel, great escapes, explosions --" he lifts the glass in Bang Bang's direction "-- and a happy ending."

She's already worked some of that out for herself, by now.

But it's nice of him to provide the exposition.

[2254]
fic  m:brothersbloom  pre-movie  missingscene  post-movie  c:bloom:bangbang  c:bloom:stephen  c:bloom:bloom  c:bloom:penelope  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:fixing  theme:friendship  pov:coc  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2012 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Higher Learning - _backpages_ (backpages) - Banlieue 13 (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Geography, Ancient History, and the International Language with Leïto and Damien. (Or the one where Leïto and Damien compare old scars.) [1003]

[It's always nice to get new fic for my favorite obscure fandom.]
fic  m:banlieue13  post-movie  c:b13:leito  c:b13:damien  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:scars  theme:h/c  theme:sliceoflife  p:b13:damien/leito  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletidemadness2013 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Claw My Way Out - smileybagel - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
Raleigh sees him one night as he lays down to try to sleep, his bunk cold and uncomfortable. It's more of a wisp of light in the shape of him that disappears as quickly as it appeared, but Raleigh sees it (even if it's out of the corner of his eye) and it keeps sleep from him. [1031]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:raleigh  c:pr:mako  c:pr:herc  c:pr:yancy  theme:grief  theme:depression  theme:mentalillness  theme:ghosts  theme:friendship  warning:characterdeath-inevitable  ge:gen  ge:drama  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
midnight in kowloon - prettybrilliantfunny - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
Every year on the anniversary of the closing of the Breach, Hong Kong holds the Victory Festival in the repopulated boneslums. People the world over fly in to celebrate and participate in the Kissing Masquerade. [4376]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:raleigh  c:pr:mako  c:pr:chuck  theme:fix-it  theme:secretidentity  theme:firstkiss  theme:first-time  theme:surprise!  theme:frenemies  theme:snark  p:pr:chuck/raleigh  genre:slash  r:r  @ao3 
november 2013 by scorpionvoices
Transparency - snack_size - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
Mako, Raleigh, and Chuck recover together post-Operation Pitfall under Herc and Max's watchful eyes. Chuck attempts to deal with the consequences of his brain injury and aphasia while Mako and Raleigh try to figure out their feelings towards Chuck and each other.

Or, how Mako, Raleigh, and Chuck wind up in relationship with each other after they save the world. [17,759]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:mako  c:pr:raleigh  c:pr:chuck  c:pr:herc  c:pr:max  theme:fix-it  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:permanentinjury  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:seduction  theme:aftermath  theme:fixing  theme:knitting  theme:HEA  p:pr:mako/raleigh  p:pr:chuck/mako/raleigh  OT3  ge:multi  r:nc-17  @ao3 
november 2013 by scorpionvoices
it's not that much like a romance novel. - Smercy - RED (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
Post-movie. Sarah joins the super secret spy group, reads a romance novel, learns how to shoot a gun, crashes 14 cars, and engages in shenanigans of a romantic and dangerous sort. [5999] [...My stomach muscles hurt. The crack this author is on must be of stupendous quality.]
fic  m:RED  post-movie  c:red:sarah  c:red:frank  c:red:victoria  c:red:ivan  c:red:marvin  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:friendship  theme:emotionalconstipation  trope:pretendSO  theme:competency!!!  o:awesome  p:red:frank/sarah  p:red:ivan/victoria  p:red:sarah/victoria  ge:multi  ge:het  ge:femslash  ge:crackish  r:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2010 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
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