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Consenting to Dream - emungere - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A seduction through physical objects. It starts with a scarf loaned to Will on a cold day, but Hannibal, as usual, isn't satisfied with anything small. [32,187]

[The one where Hannibal keeps buying Will super expensive shit and they both get off on it.]
fic  tv:hannibal  c:hannibal:will  c:hannibal  theme:friendship  theme:seduction  theme:snark  theme:firstkiss  theme:first-time  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:love  pitchperfect  p:hannibal:hannibal/will  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:emungere  @ao3 
october 2015 by scorpionvoices
Heeding The Call - marchingjaybird - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
Vladivostok is not what Sasha expects. They live on a base, in an apartment twice the size of the one in Moscow. Aleksis is gone most days and does not come back until late at night. She misses him terribly and, with no friends and nothing to do, she rattles around the apartment like a loose screw.

"Go, meet people," Aleksis urges. They eat dinner at a small table. His arms are long enough that he can reach across it to cup her elbow. "They are friendly."

"They are scientists," she answers. "They have no use for me."

"I am a scientist," he teases, "and I have plenty of uses for you." [2946]
fic  m:pacificrim  pre-movie  c:pr:sasha  c:pr:aleksis  theme:firstmeetings  theme:first-time  theme:marriage  theme:love  trope:mindmeld  pitchperfect  p:pr:aleksis/sasha  genre:het  r:r  @ao3 
august 2013 by scorpionvoices
To No Man's Lure - ConstanceComment - Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo [Archive of Our Own]
It’s not that he isn’t tired. Grantaire has had to explain this to many of his friends, and has succeeded less with each attempt. Exhaustion is a powerful, patient, inexorable force that sits on his shoulders, fogging his mind worse than most drinks he has cared to sample. His body is heavy under its weight, and after three days without more than seven hours of intermittently spaced sleep, Grantaire is beginning to ache everywhere under the strain of keeping his eyes open. Which isn’t to say that he’s trying to sleep, rather, it’s more that since he can’t, he’d rather see what goes on around him, even if he does not register much of it.
fic  b:lesmisérables  c:lesmis:grantaire  c:lesmis:joly  c:lesmis:bossuet  c:lesmis:musichetta  c:lesmis:bahorel  c:lesmis:combeferre  c:lesmis:courfeyrac  c:lesmis:jehan  c:lesmis:marius  c:lesmis:eponine  c:lesmis:feuilly  c:lesmis:enjolras  theme:insomnia  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:dreams  theme:angst  theme:unrequited  pitchperfect  p:lesmis:enjolras/grantaire  p:lesmis:bossuet/joly/musichetta  genre:multi  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2013 by scorpionvoices
A Week in the Life - archiesfrog - Protector of the Small - Tamora Pierce [Archive of Our Own]
Kel would prefer to say they made some new friends and joined a picnic. Toby and Neal would like to point out picnics aren’t usually life threatening. [3282]
fic  b:tortall  post-series  c:tortall:kel  c:tortall:neal  c:tortall:tobe  case-file  theme:totherescue!  theme:sliceoflife  pitchperfect  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2012 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
By the Book - Perpetual Motion (perpetfic) - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Coulson figures it out through standard procedure (rumor mill to threatening junior agents to that required weird conversation with one’s boss).

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Fury stands slowly, to prove he’s getting out of the chair because he wants to. “No knives. Ever.”

“You used to be cool.”

Fury cracks a grin at that. “Bad enough we’ve got junior agents who think you’ll shank them, you’re still the same asshole you’ve always been.”

“You promised S.H.I.E.L.D. would love me no matter what.”

“Hell,” Fury says, laughing as he walks around Coulson and pats him on the back. “What even caused it?”

“Scuttlebutt,” Coulson tells him. “Apparently, Barton and I fuck on a regular basis.”

“So?”

Coulson shrugs. “I don’t care, but Barton made a passing mention. Think someone gave him shit in the field. We don’t need that.”

Fury shakes his head. “You are the weirdest damned combination of ice man and concerned friend.”

“Thank you.”

“And that grin is damned freaky.” Fury waves as he leaves the office. “No multi-tools, either!” he yells as he walks down the hall.

“One time,” Coulson mutters as he maneuvers to sit behind his desk. “Never live it down.”[3032]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:Avengers12  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:fury  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:first-time  hilarity  pitchperfect  opinion:awesome  p:marvel:clint/coulson  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:perpet_fic  @ao3 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Home - saddle_tramp - Magnificent Seven (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
After another long trail, horse and rider both know what’s most important. [2697] [Told from the POV of Peso, Chris' horse, which is interesting all on its own, but made even more interesting by the quality of its execution. Also, it's freaking *adorable*.]
fic  tv:magnificentseven  oneshot  c:mag7:peso  c:mag7:chris  c:mag7:vin  style:outsidePOV  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:domesticity  theme:love  theme:snark  pitchperfect  p:mag7:chris/vin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Beware the Bandersnatch - snarkydame - Alice (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
"Words have a smell." He looked straight at her now, eyebrows raised like this should be the most obvious thing in the world.

"You mean like ink."

"Well. Sure. But more like raspberries."

"Raspberr . . . you know what, never mind."

"Anyway. Those libraries are the best. Because words, *which smell like raspberries*, can slip through the tiniest cracks, where one world's edges meet the edges of another. And sometimes you can get through those cracks too. But you have to be careful. Be prepared for a trip. They can all travel for miles, you know. Fairy tales. Songs."

"Children's stories?"

He'd leaned back in the diner's cracked vinyl booth, smiling just a little, so his eyes crinkled at the corners. "Sure. Children's stories. They can travel farthest of all." [2277]
fic  tv:alice  post-series  c:alice:alice  c:alice:hatter  theme:captivity  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:totherescue!  theme:h/c  worldbuilding  pitchperfect  p:alice:alice/hatter  genre:het  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2011 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Two Sides of the Coin - wallhaditcoming - Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
Spiderman’s hand raised to his forehead, his fingers curling into the fabric as he yanked the mask roughly upwards before flinging it to the ground. “Don’t touch him,” a very familiar voice ordered angrily.

Tony stared at his son in silence for several long moments before he could find words appropriate for the situation.

“You,” Tony said, pride and terror churning together to create a painful knot in the middle of his chest, “are so grounded.”

Peter at least had the decency to look ashamed of himself. He had clearly learned that from Steve. Shame and Tony just didn’t go together. Ask anyone.

Then the full implications of what was happening finally clicked for Tony and he let out a small growl of anger. Because the Green Goblin? The Green Goblin was threatening *his son*. And that would not be tolerated. [2641]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  c:ironman:tony  c:spiderman:peter  theme:family  theme:adoption  theme:selfrescue  humor  pitchperfect  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
One Foot In Front Of The Other - lazulisong - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
"Where the hell is One?" says Win. "I told her to keep you out of trouble, for fuck's sake!"

"Personal family leave," says Pike, scowling. "Look, Winona, this is --"

"I read the fucking report," says Win, making for the exit, "and you are quite right, it is a major fucking balls-up and you should have spaced the bastard, but you command-bitches never have a lick of sense. Who is this?" she adds, jerking her head at the Vulcan keeping pace with them.

"The science officer who realized there was a problem," says Pike. "His name is --"

"I shall call him Tiny Science-bitch," decides Win. "Since he was intelligent enough to alert you, I will allow him to help me fix the problem."

"Win, for God's sake --"

Win points at Pike. "Silence, Command-bitch!"

Pike rolls his eyes, but she has a baby album of pictures from his first year at Academy, so she allows him his rebellion. [1390] [This is, in fact, my favorite thing lazulisong has ever written. It posits What if Jim was not a personality-clone of his father, but a more sane version of his mother? I seriously laughed so hard that I got hiccups.]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  pre-movie  c:startrek:winona  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:spock  shenanigans  pitchperfect  theme:sliceoflife  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:lazulisong  @ao3  hilarity  favs:startrek  for-kayla  for-cindy 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
striped_fic: Thor: The Heart Is My Least Vulnerable Spot
"I want a codename," she said suddenly.

"What?"

"I want a codename. I may not be a ripped superhero but dammit, I do things. Fuck being an Avenger, I'd like to see forty, but I want a codename." She considered it. "Maybe like, an animal? Since I have no powers to name myself after."

"Mongoose," said Clint way too immediately. It was like he'd been thinking about it.

Darcy thought back to all that time in freshman year she'd spent getting high and watching nature programs. "That is either a bird or a rodent." She was pretty sure it was a rodent but she wasn't going to abandon a clue like 'goose'. [4750]
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  c:thor:darcy  c:avengers:clint  theme:establishedrelationship  humor  pitchperfect  shenanigans  p:marvel:clint/darcy  genre:het  rating:pg  @lj 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
Scotch Courage, Kellie Matthews
"Fraaaaser!" Ray said cheerfully. "Buddy! Siddown, have a. . . " he picked up the bottle of scotch that sat on the table and tipped it over a glass, then realized it was empty and put it back down. "'s broken. Sorry." [7390]
fic  duesouth  oneshot  ds:fraser  ds:rayk  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:angst  theme:first-time  theme:clueless  theme:love  BFFpairing  fraser/rayk  slash  nc-17  pitchperfect  @privatearchive  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
stellaluna_: My Last Cigarette
Some habits are impossible to break. [1809][I always think that this fic can't be as good as I remember it being, but then I go back and reread it and it's *still perfect*. Very bittersweet, very IC.]
fic  CSI:NY  oneshot  csi:mac  csi:danny  theme:angst  theme:pastrelationship  theme:grief  theme:emotionalconstipation  danny/mac  slash  favs:csi  @lj  pitchperfect  rating:pg-13 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
Mu - melannen - Dresden Files - Jim Butcher [Archive of Our Own]
"Baron Marcone," Dresden nodded, and we went through our by-now familiar greeting ritual; when we'd finished establishing territory, I turned to Dresden's glowering companion.

"You're a friend of Wizard Dresden, I assume?" I asked him politely, offering my hand. With another man of my own sort, I would have pretended he was the bodyguard he appeared and politely allowed the illusion that I was ignoring his presence; but I could not imagine Dresden changing enough to permit himself subordinates of that sort-- or of ever learning to treat them as scenery if he did.

Dresden's companion, however, responded by curling his lips and growling at me. I barely restrained myself from growling back in response; I can manage a mean growl when I need to.

"Oh, stars and stones," Dresden sighed. "Don't mind him, Marcone, he never did learn to shake hands properly. What is up with you?" he added to the big man. "It's like cats and dogs. Only worse. You actually get along with Mister." [1297]
fic  dresdenfiles  oneshot  dresden:johnmarcone  dresden:hendricks  dresden:harrydresden  dresden:mouse  theme:sliceoflife  theme:transformation  humor  theme:friendship  shenanigans  boysaredorks  pitchperfect  gen  pg  @ao3  opinion:awesome 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
The Space Jello That Didn't Eat Chicago - tsukinofaerii - Marvel Adventures: Avengers [Archive of Our Own]
For Science (and also for Toni's Ulterior Motives), the Avengers head up into space. Due to a combination of events, they get mixed up in the left over mess from an old galaxy-cruising sweet-talker, get slimed, and pick up an honorary Avenger along the way. Science never catches a break, and neither do Toni and Steph. Luckily, Wolverine used to be a Reverend. It's probably a Thursday. [14,890]
fic  au:gender  shenanigans  theme:space  theme:friendship  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:marriage  theme:snark  LOLZ  pitchperfect  theme:aliens  @ao3  favs:marvel  for-kayla  favs:bestofthebest  for-cindy  opinion:awesome  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:ironman  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  c:spiderman:peter  c:xmen:logan  c:xmen:ororo  c:avengers:janet  theme:team!  genre:fluff  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:femslash  author:tsukinofaerii  genre:crack  note:retag 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
jukeboxhound: i have a holy duty to unzip your genes
Getting an angel drunk is a little like drinking a fine vintage brandy, one that slides down the throat to curl up warm and bright in the belly. If Charles has a tendency to lose a little of his otherwise strict control on his grace, leaking goodness and the sudden inexplicable need to pet a kitten, Erik magnanimously pretends not to notice. [2100]
fic  au:fusion  theme:angels  theme:demons  theme:establishedrelationship  hilarity  theme:friendship  pitchperfect  opinion:awesome  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  b:goodomens  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  kink:inebriatedsex  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:slash  rating:r  @lj 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
Gardens Are Not Made by Singing - chaosmanor - Law & Order: SVU [Archive of Our Own]
The radical nature of potatoes, compost and John Munch. |||

“You have a basic misconception with regard to anarchy, and you're confusing it with violence and mayhem. Anarchists, at least the ones I'll work alongside, are invested in consensus decision-making, non-hierarchical power structures, and a deep commitment to true equity for all community members. Those are genuinely radical ideas, and you have sauce on your face.”

“Is there hugging?” Fin asked suspiciously, rubbing at his chin with a napkin. “Because it sounds like there's hugging involved.”

“All hugging is strictly voluntary,” John said. “And occurs between consenting adults, in the privacy of their own gardens.” [3493]
fic  tv:lawandorder  l&o:munch  l&o:odafin  theme:sliceoflife  theme:friendship  humor  theme:shenanigans  pitchperfect  g:pre-slash  a:chaosmanor  favs:randomfandom  @ao3  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  challenge:yuletide2010 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle XII (The Dirty Dozen) -- And the Rules Lost, by sheveled
“So how do you want to play this?” Nate asks, mirroring Brad’s lean. “I can run away in a heterosexual panic, if you want, which should fulfill the terms of your assignment.”

He can’t pinpoint how, but Brad has the definite feeling he’s being challenged, so he reaches out, runs the backs of his fingers down Nate’s arm. “Or?”

“Or we can make out against the wall until they run away in a heterosexual panic. I just don’t want to make things harder for you later.” Brad snorts at that, and Nate rolls his eyes. “I take it back,” Nate tells him. “I hope they make you cry.”
fic  tv:generationkill  comment!fic  au:university  c:gk:brad  c:gk:nate  theme:firstkiss  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  pitchperfect  p:gk:brad/nate  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  crapkaylasendsme  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @dw 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
getting to know you - Siria - Iron Man (Movies), Thor (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Thor scoffs a little as the door closes behind Pepper. Tony doesn't think he's ever actually seen a person scoff before outside of a nineteenth century novel, but somehow Thor pulls it off. "Your Miss Potts is too cautious, man. What need do we have for strategy when right is on our side? What foe can stand against us when we band together as true warriors?"

"Uh, in this instance, I think actually we need it a lot," Tony says. "What with the whole, you know, potential end of the world type thing that's—"

"You worry too much!" Thor interjects, spreading his arms wide. "Where is your courage?"

"Usually at the bottom of a bottle of twenty year old Glenfiddich, actually."

Tony wouldn't have thought it possible for the man's face to light up even more, but now he's practically glowing. "Now that's what we need! Some ale and some mead to lift our spirits! Battle song and brotherhood, eh? Come, we shall fetch Loki and go in search of some of this Glenfiddich of yours." [1050]
fic  u:marvel  m:ironman  m:thor  c:ironman:tony  c:ironman:pepper  c:avengers:thor  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:firstmeetings  hilarity  pitchperfect  genre:gen  author:siriaeve  @ao3  opinion:awesome 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
sheafrotherdon: A Supplement to the Second Edition, etc.
"I wish," Rodney said, and his voice was near, "that this might be our measure, always."

John wet his dry lips and lifted his head. "It will," he said.

"Not such a morning," Rodney countered, and his face seemed strangely pale. "Not every day, nor every evening."

"But more than were gifted in our solitude," John murmured. He shifted to his hip, leaned over Rodney's pink-flushed skin. "I will not mourn your absence when you lie here with me now." [~2300 words; sequel to A New History Of Captain John Sheppard]
fic  tv:stargateatlantis  b:hismajesty'sdragon  au:fusion  c:sga:john  c:sga:rodney  theme:friendship  theme:holidays  theme:love  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:first-time  p:sga:john/rodney  genre:slash  rating:r  author:sheafrotherdon  pitchperfect  favs:crossover  for-kayla  for-cindy  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
londondrowning: and you take me the way i am
“That’s different. I’m not ever going to leave you for anybody I just screw around with. We’re friends, which is why - we don’t screw around with each other because you matter, okay? And I wouldn’t have even had to think about this stuff if you hadn’t gone and flashed your stupid, smooth legs at me, so when you think about this, it’s entirely your fault.”

Bones stares at him in dead silence. For long enough that Jim starts realizing how epically stupid he just sounded.

“That was the most emotionally constipated way of telling a woman you love her that I’ve ever heard in my entire life,” she finally says.

“I’m special,” Jim says sulkily.

“You’re an idiot.” Then she’s pulling her shirt over her head, tossing it aside before Jim can so much as blink. “And I’m about to contract the world’s first case of sexually transmitted idiocy.” [3483]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:gender  timegap  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:jealousy  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  humor  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  genre:het  pitchperfect  author:londondrowning  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
The Gargantuan Garden [Lemony Snickett/Edward Scissorhands]
If you are still reading, which I sincerely hope you are not, you are probably familiar with the misadventures of the Baudelaire siblings: Violet, Klaus and Sunny. You know the tragic manner in which they were orphaned by a fire; the hateful Count Olaf, who has ever pursued them in an effort to steal their money; and their completely inadequate supervision by Mr. Poe, at the bank, who coughs more than he thinks of the Baudelaires' real needs.

But what you may not have guessed - for how could you? - is that there was once an orphan even lonelier than the Baudelaires.
fic  m:edwardscissorhands  b:aseriesofunfortunateevents  crossover  humor  pitchperfect  shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:family  theme:growingup  gen  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
[and write that symphony]
Cosmo'd been elaborately wounded. "Well, I like that! Look, Kathy, I'm sorry you married a monkey, but you don't have to take it out on me!"

"You're sorry I married a monkey," she'd said musingly.

Cosmo slouched artfully lower in the chair, a breeze ruffled his hair, and the shadows deepened under the porch roof, an indigo collar next to a sky rouged the color of a lush ruby-red grapefruit. "Well, yeah, it's a terrible loss to the world," he said flippantly, without looking at her. "It means I can't marry either one of ya. I was born to be a monkey's uncle." A dramatic sigh. "Well, there goes my chance."

And that was the first time she thought it loudly enough to hear herself.
fic  m:singingintherain  post-movie  l:long  c:singing:kathy  c:singing:don  c:singing:cosmo  ot3  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:seduction  ge:romance  theme:snark  worldbuilding  p:singinintherain:cosmo/don/kathy  ge:multi  r:nc-17  a:cimorene  favs:randomfandom  pitchperfect  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  @privatearchive 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
gk_remix: Blame It On The Tetons, by novembersmith
A GK/HP au fusion where Ray is cursed to speak only in song lyrics and it takes people a while to notice. Written by novembersmith, obviously, because ze's probably the only one who could write that story and have it come out hilarious and angsty and pitch perfect -- but it's novembersmith, and that's what ze does. [~6400]
fic  tv:generationkill  b:harrypotter  au:fusion  oneshot  c:gk:ray  c:gk:brad  c:gk:doc  theme:war  theme:injury  trope:curse  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:snark  p:gk:brad/ray  genre:slash  author:novembersmith  favs:crossover  for-kayla  pitchperfect  rating:pg-13  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
mirabellafic: The Production and Decay of Strange Particles
Don's life has taken a turn for the really weird. He might cope better if he weren't so worried that Charlie's taking home all the wrong messages from the Winchester brothers. Early S2 for both series. [The one with the Japanese spider-demon-thing, Henrickson, and looooooots of innuendo and ~tension. Also, I read all the best parts out loud to A, which amounted to about half the story. There are *so many genius lines* in this one!]
fic  tv:numb3rs  crossover  tv:supernatural  case-file  l:long  c:numb3rs:don  c:spn:henricksen  c:numb3rs:charlie  c:spn:dean  c:spn:sam  genre:drama  theme:UST  theme:angst  theme:love  hilarity  pitchperfect  kink:incest  p:spn:dean/sam  p:numb3rs:charlie/don  genre:slash  @DW  favs:crossover  for-amanda  for-kayla  genre:action  r:pg-13 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
Conclusions, by magnolia belle
I had every intention of going back to sleep, but Vin’s offhanded declaration of love had forced me into an unwelcome reality. I had, potentially, only a few hours to make a decision about how I would respond to him, with the knowledge looming over me that no matter what I did, it would irreversibly change our status.

Not that I could truly classify our status. I had considered Friends With Benefits, but I have discovered that all of my newfound friendships (as unintentional as they may be) came with considerable benefits. Terming us Lovers seemed too sentimental; we’re friends who occasionally have sex. I rejected Fuck Buddies out of hand for two reasons: one, it’s such a vulgar term, and two, it denotes a lack of relationship outside of the activity, like oh, say, Tennis Partners.
fic  tv:magnificentseven  au:ATF  c:mag7:ezra  c:mag7:vin  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  humor  theme:dorksinlove  hilarity  pitchperfect  p:mag7:ezra/vin  genre:slash  rating:r  style:firstperson  @blackraptor  opinion:awesome 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
delphi: objects in motion
There, speak of the devil, was Josiah Sanchez. He was indeed occupied at the livery. And he was, to all appearances, stealing Ezra's horse.

Ezra watched curiously for a moment before amending his observation. Josiah was, more accurately, *attempting* to steal his horse, with lukewarm results. Half of poor Hamish had been successfully liberated, but it was, in fact, his back half. And there Hamish appeared to have dug in his hooves.

A quiet crooning could be heard: "...come on, you miserable son of a goat, come to Papa, or come hell or high water I swear I'll..." [5489 words, post-Serpents]
fic  tv:magnificentseven  episoderelated  c:mag7:ezra  c:mag7:josiah  shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  hilarity  kink:outdoorsex  pitchperfect  p:mag7:ezra/josiah  genre:slash  rating:r  author:delphi  favs:mag7  opinion:awesome  @privatearchive 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
The Art of Rhetoric, by helen adams
"You asked," he said with a shrug, wincing slightly as the motion pulled at his left shoulder.

"I . . . no, I didn't!"

Ezra frowned. "Of course you did. You wanted to know why the rest of my compatriots would be equally poor choices to help you rob the bank, and I assumed you might wish some proper enlightenment as to that situation. However, if you're going to be rude about it..."

It was the other man's turn to frown, but his was an expression of confusion as he seemed unsure whether or not he should apologize for offending his prisoner. [1865]
fic  tv:magnificentseven  oneshot  c:mag7:ezra  c:mag7:ensemble  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  hilarity  dialogue  pitchperfect  genre:gen  rating:pg  @blackraptor  author:helenadams 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
novembersmith: Rules of Engagement
“Sure you don’t want to join my sensationally amazing crew, Lieutenant Fick? Mmm? Because it’s a fine fucking life, you know.” He takes a hand off the wheel and starts counting down on his fingers. “Willing girls in every port, all the rum you can drink. Freedom. Oh, and gold, of which, I assure you, we obtain approximately a fuckton of every other week. Those poor fat merchants, held back from top speed with their ships’ bellies bulging with gold and silver and fine wines – we do them a favor, really, relieving them of their burdens. Do-gooders of the sea, that’s us.”

Nate can’t repress a scoff at this, muffled by the gag in his mouth, and Ray looks delighted; he’s been trying to provoke a noise out of his captive for what feels like hours. [~4600]
fic  tv:generationkill  au:fusion  m:piratesofthecaribbean  oneshot  c:gk:nate  c:gk:ray  theme:pirates  theme:crimeisthenewblack!  theme:snark  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  pitchperfect  p:gk:nate/ray  genre:slash  author:novembersmith  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
sequitur_fic: Scheherazade's Day Job
In general, Tony did not like this situation. To begin with, there was a gun, pointed at his head. To middle with, there was a gun pointed at his head by a gunnery sergeant who had flipped out over his paycheck and decided to hold a bank hostage without even robbing it first. To end with, there were about thirty other people in the bank. To postscript, gun and head. [1839]
fic  ncis  ncis:tony  ncis:tim  ncis:ziva  team!fic  humor  shenanigans  theme:selfrescue  theme:snark  pitchperfect  gen  sequiter  series:nonlinear  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
The E Street Band - likeadeuce - Marvel, X-Men (Comicverse), Astonishing X-Men [Archive of Our Own]
I was trying to figure out why Logan spends so much time crouching on Scott's bed. The answer, inevitably, led me to the life story of Bruce Springsteen. Because every shipper war has a Bruce, a Patti, a Stevie, and a Clarence. Logan will be happy to explain. [1467 words. LOGAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! Omg, this story showcases exactly why Logan is amazing; philosophical!jackass Logan will always be my favorite.]
fic  u:marvel  co:x-men  oneshot  c:xmen:scott  c:xmen:logan  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:friendship  humor  style:philosophical  genre:gen  author:likeadeuce  @AO3  pitchperfect  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Need To Know - likeadeuce - Marvel, X-Men (Comicverse) [Archive of Our Own]
"Drake!" Cyke says loudly, and points at a spot right in front of Bobby, like he thinks if he didn't do that, Bobby would scamper off and maybe get eaten by a bear.

"Summers!" Bobby answers. He considers his imitation of Scott -- the gesture, the tone, the square-shouldered posture -- to be one of his funnier bits, and he uses it now. Unfortunately, there's no one here to witness it aside from Scott himself, and so the joke goes to die, (like many jokes before it), in the Vacuum of Cyclops' General Lack of Self-Awareness and Focus on Things that Are Extremely Serious(trademarked). In fairness, Bobby shouldn't have expected anything else. Maybe he had hit his head harder than he thought. [4101 words; AMAZINGLY AWESOME Bobby-voice on this one, and a very interesting look at the group dynamics of the inner circle of the X-men.]
fic  u:marvel  co:x-men  missingscene  c:xmen:bobby  c:xmen:scott  c:xmen:warren  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:family  genre:gen  author:likeadeuce  favs:marvel  @AO3  pitchperfect  episoderelated  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Justified snippet of nothing in particular [the neurotic's notebook]
Art didn't just take a breath. He took several deep breaths in a row, stopping just short of hyperventilating. Raylan snuck a look over at Tim, who was staring at the same burn mark on the floor he always stared at.

Raylan looked back up at Art and wished he'd thought to grab his hat when Art had yelled for the two of them. [I loled. Hysterically. For several minutes. TIIIIIIM, HOW ARE YOU SO AMAZING??]
ficlet  justified  oneshot  justified:raylan  justified:tim  justified:art  hilarity  LOLZ  boysaredorks  theme:snark  shenanigans  raylan/tim  slash  celli  @DW  pitchperfect  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
niennahfic: Some Brokeback Thing
He looked over at Boyd, who was taking him in, the long, skinny sprawl of him. Boyd’s eyes stopped just about where his holster would usually be. Tonight it was on the table by the phone, down the other end of the room. Raylan felt strange without the comforting weight on his hip, but to his own surprise he did not feel vulnerable.

Well I am flattered, Raylan, said Boyd quietly.

Raylan quirked an eyebrow. Oh? he said. I didn’t think a chair and two plastic cups was much of a welcome.

Boyd smiled. I do believe this is the first time since you came back to Harlan County that you haven’t been a hair’s breadth from drawin on me.

Raylan laughed slowly, felt it deep in his chest. Well, I ain’t got nothin to shoot you for this time. Wouldn’t be justified. [~4000 words of amazing dialogue written in spot-on voice. The only thing that would make it better would be the author using some GODDAMN QUOTATION MARKS. (/frustrated)]
fic  tv:justified  oneshot  c:justified:raylan  c:justified:boyd  theme:aftermath  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:snark  p:justified:boyd/raylan  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  pitchperfect  episoderelated  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Buckshot, a Justified fanfic by Niente Zero
Set after Bulletville. Raylan is in no-one's good books, Tim gets hurt and takes his shirt off, and Art busts in to show the boys how to do their job right. Warnings: Plenty o' cussin', spoilers in passing for Bulletville. [3992]
fic  justified  oneshot  justified:raylan  justified:tim  justified:art  shenanigans  humor  theme:friendship  case-file  theme:injury  theme:snark  gen  for-kayla  ficfromThePit  pitchperfect  episoderelated  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post!
He considers pretending it’s a secret mission to get to the colonel’s coffee before he wakes, but he can remember the Boss’ clear, hospital-room-wall blue eyes watching him seriously, so he doesn’t. It delights the Boss when he’s serious. Sometimes. Sometimes, it makes the Boss grin when he gives Bosco shit. Murdock knows the difference.

Right now, he’d bet the Boss would love him to be serious. Or at least quiet. Murdock can do both easily, even if the orderlies and nurses at the VA didn’t think so. They take him seriously, so he didn’t take them seriously, fair’s fair and all.
fic  m:a-team10  comment!fic  missingscene  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:hannibal  theme:firstkiss  style:internalmonologue  hilarity  favs:a-team  rating:pg-13  p:ateam:hannibal/murdock  pitchperfect  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices

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