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In Bond and Blood - thehoyden - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
"I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.

To his credit, Iruka didn’t freeze in the middle of taking a sip of tea, but he did set his cup down after a careful swallow. "This is sudden," Iruka said cautiously.

Kakashi looked over at the curtain fluttering in a brisk, early autumn breeze. "Not really. I’m turning thirty tomorrow."

Iruka drank from his teacup again, and Kakashi knew he wouldn’t have to explain further, jounin life expectancy being what it was. You were either good enough or lucky enough to survive, or you weren’t. In either case, Kakashi believed in being prepared. "Happy birthday," Iruka said after a moment.

Kakashi inclined his head in thanks. "Imagine my surprise when I learned you beat me to it. Very sneaky, Iruka-sensei. Tell me, how did you convince Naruto to keep his mouth shut about the adoption?" [12,918]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:naruto  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  trope:marriageofconvenience  theme:marriage  theme:family  theme:love  theme:clueless  theme:angst  theme:first-time  opinion:pitchperfect  @ao3  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  theme:kids  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:thehoyden 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
norsekink: Prompt Post No. 2 -- Unforseen Side Effects, by misskittye
"Are you sure it wasn't an, um.” Steve hesitates.

"Wasn’t a what?" Tony prompts.

"An aphrodisiac?" Steve asks almost primly, but not quite.

Mentally Tony reviews the chemicals again. "Relatively sure. I'm not going to say it's not an aphrodisiac, but I am going to say that this just might be what you get when you strip away centuries of responsibility, anxiety and regret."

With no shame at all, Thor pulls Loki down into a deep, wet kiss.

Fury stops pinching his nose so he can glare at Tony. "You get incest?"

"Maybe," Tony says, shrugging hugely. "I don't really know. I never read much Freud." [you know, i'd label this crack, but except for the explicit gay sex this story could have come straight out of marvel canon. it's *marvel*; stranger things have happened.]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:thor  comment!fic  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:thor  c:thor:loki  drugged!character  trope:sexpollen  kink:voyeurism  kink:incest  hilarity  theme:first-time  theme:snark  p:marvel:loki/thor  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:slash  rating:r  challenge:kinkmeme  opinion:pitchperfect  for-kayla  @lj 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices

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