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Tubthumping - Trelkez, sisabet - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"Who is the warrior immortalized in this song?" Thor demands to know. "The one who gets knocked down repeatedly, yet cannot be kept down? We must hear of his resilience again!" -- Semaphore by DevilDoll

[THOOOOOOOOOR OMG THIS VID MAKES ME SO HAPPY]
fanvid  u:marvel  m:thor  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:thor  favs:bestofthebest  for-brittany  for-kayla  @ao3 
august 2017 by scorpionvoices
Double Blind - smilebackwards - Daredevil (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stark snaps his fingers. “You can’t see half of my inventions. This explains so much about you and why you’ve never been properly impressed by me.” [2381]
fic  u:marvel  tv:daredevil  m:Avengers12  c:dd:matt  c:dd:foggy  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:secrets  theme:shenanigans  theme:team!  theme:competency!!!  p:dd:foggy/matt  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2017 by scorpionvoices
Right Idea, Wrong Disability - MsBrooklyn - Daredevil (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"You...you're blind," Steve sputters and he's aware even as he does it that he sounds like an idiot.

"I am," Daredevil agrees with a smirk that says he's enjoying Steve's reaction way too much. "You could also call me visually impaired if you want to be modern and politically correct about it."

"You're *blind*,' Steve says again.

"I think we've established that."

"But you..."

"Fight crime? Look good in spandex? Welcome to the 21st Century, Steve Rogers. Thanks to the Americans With Disabilities Act, even heroes can be differently abled. The bad guys are bound by law to accommodate us." He chuckles as if he can see Steve's face which Steve knows he can't. "I'm kidding but it would be nice, right?" [8755]
fic  u:marvel  tv:daredevil  m:Avengers12  c:dd:matt  c:dd:foggy  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:disability  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:competency!!!  theme:friendship  theme:secrets  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2017 by scorpionvoices
Birds Eating Other Birds - aloneintherain - Spider-Man - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Peter wishes he hadn’t gotten out of bed that morning. Then, maybe, he wouldn’t be reduced to this—limp-crawling through the rabbit burrows that is Oscorp Tower, a monster of a man on his heels, bloody and bruised and choking on a panic attack. [7102]
fic  u:marvel  co:spiderman  m:Avengers12  c:spiderman:peter  c:spiderman:osborne  c:ironman:tony  c:ironman:happy  theme:angst  theme:trapped  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:injury  theme:totherescue!  w:torture  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2016 by scorpionvoices
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - buckyno - The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Natasha Romanov, Bucky Barnes, and Clint Barton were all masters of a particular skill set. Two of which were ex-operatives of the infamous Red Room trained to be the without equal and without mercy, the other was an ex-carnie turned ex-mercenary turned… whatever, something menacing he can assure you. They were the best and they were all inconsolably broke. Then there was an idea, to bring together their collective talents and… well...

“We are not an Assassin’s Guild, Barton, stop calling it that.”

“Well, it sure as hell isn’t a keeping-people-alive-guild, Bucky.”

It was definitely not an Assassin’s Guild. Probably. Natasha didn’t care what they called it as long as they could keep the lights on. It works pretty well until one day they get a mark by the name of Steve Rogers. [WiP]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  wip  unread 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
Wilton's Bakery - machine_dove, Sproings - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
After an accident leaves him injured and unable to perform, Clint Barton's life seems bleak. Things start to change after he meets the strangest man by accident (and he was in the circus, Clint knows strange). Sometimes life's a trial, and sometimes you just have to hold on and hope you survive the ride. [9622] [Cliche, but hella entertaining.]
“GODDAMIT WADE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!” Clint was waving around the paper-wrapped...thing he found in the walk-in. It was...squishy. And the smell was indescribable, which was really saying something considering he had spent most of his life living in close quarters with animals and people who thought personal hygiene was a suggestion and not a requirement.

“My haggis!” He sounded delighted.

“Why the fuck do we have haggis in a bakery?”

“Haggis doesn’t need a reason, Clint. Haggis just is.”

It said a lot about what his life had become, Clint thought, that this somehow made perfect sense.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  co:deadpool  au:realworld  au:bakery/coffeeshop  c:avengers:clint  c:deadpool:wade  theme:permanentinjury  theme:depression  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:scars  theme:love  theme:shenanigans  theme:clueless  theme:boysaredorks  theme:friendstolovers  theme:firstkiss  o:adorable  unusualpairing  p:xvr:clint/wade  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
The Immortal Hawkeye - copperbadge - Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Clint's a little older than he looks, and his DNA has a few surprises in store, too. [8378]
"Nobody on this Earth thinks you're pushing thirty, let alone forty," Bruce said. Sam gave him a starving-puppy look, and he rolled his eyes and dished out two bowls, spooning brown sugar into one. Sam took the other one and dumped half a jar of jam into it. "You don't think it's....unnatural?"

"Not really," Clint said. "I mean, it could have been something I ate."

Bucky looked thoughtful. "That actually might explain it."

"How does 'something I ate' explain this?" Tony asked, looking increasingly upset.

"He eats...everything," Natasha said.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:superpowers  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:clueless  theme:pining  theme:dorksinlove  theme:firstkiss  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:family  LOLZ  p:marvel:vucky/clint  p:marvel:steve/tony  ge:crackish  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:sam_storyteller  @ao3 
january 2016 by scorpionvoices
Spellist - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Coulson had tea with the Spellist once every week as work permitted it. It was, right from the beginning, an almost disturbingly casual arrangement.

Harry Potter rolled with the punches with almost offensive ease and just kept on going at a sedate, easy going pace. It was in parts gratifying and extremely frustrating. If the man had had even a bit of ambition he could've made a stellar addition to S.H.I.E.L.D. As it was, his ambition didn't go much past his next cup of tea.

"There's a lot of good things you could do with your abilities," Coulson had to say.

"The Greater Good isn't really my thing," Potter shrugged.

Well… at least he wasn't trying to take over the world. It was nice to have a sorcerer on their side for once – even if his contribution didn't go beyond magical equipment service. [2483]
fic  b:harrypotter  crossover  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:hp:harry  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:ensemble  c:marvel:fury  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:injury  theme:totherescue!  theme:clueless  theme:dating  theme:HEA  LOLZ  p:xvr:coulson/harry  ge:slash  ge:crack  r:pg  a:esama  @ao3 
december 2015 by scorpionvoices
wrap your roots all around my bones - shuofthewind - Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Darcy’s five, but she’s already learned to read, so she knows precisely why her grandmother gets that weird pinched look to her mouth when she sees Darcy’s marks. On her left wrist, the handwriting—a bit loopy, a bit cramped, but clear all the same—spells out, I am sorry, can we perhaps talk about this later? And on the right, in crooked, hasty script, reads, Maybe when no one is shooting at us.

It sets the tone for a lot of her life, to be entirely honest. [15,759]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:thor  c:thor:darcy  c:thor:jane  c:xmen:wanda  c:xmen:pietro  c:avengers:caroldanvers  c:avengers:ensemble  trope:soulmates  theme:angst  theme:growingup  theme:competency!!!  theme:snark  theme:survival  theme:injury  theme:firstmeetings  theme:grief  theme:h/c  p:marvel:darcy/pietro/wanda  OT3  ge:drama  ge:multi  r:pg-13  @ao3  theme:womenbeingawesome 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
The Boy in the North - rosekay - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
In a floating city, there was a robber girl with red in her ledger that had bled into her hair and a boy who liked to see the world from afar. They had traveled, in the past, to a great many places and killed a great many things, and even drawn each other's blood, but the boy liked being able to see the girl, straight and true as an arrow into the sun, from his nest, and the girl drew comfort from knowing that the boy was near. She had been a robber of lives and innocence and the memory of safety, a maker of widows, and now she robbed with a purpose. Their master was a one-eyed man who was very wise, for his eyes never warred with each other over what they saw. He kept secrets so the robber girl and the boy in his nest did not worry about them. They were not brother and sister, but it did not matter.

Based on the bones of Anderson's The Snow Queen. [5766]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:fairytale  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:totherescue!  theme:questing  theme:love  theme:h/c  p:marvel:steve/tony  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
I'll build a house inside of you - magdaliny - Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Natalia is stacking blocks very carefully when the adults come into the room. None of them look at her, because they're all looking at her father. He's wearing combat gear, and the hair on the left side of his head is slicked back with blood. He smells like smoke and something unnameable, sweet and dark and a little sickly in her nose.

Father is saying, “Don't be ridiculous. The only thing children are good at is disobeying.” [19,199]

[The one where The Winter Soldier is one of the Red Room's trainers, and Natasha leads the pack in adopting him as their father.]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:natasha  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  c:hawkeye:kate  theme:captivity  theme:injury  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:selfrescue  theme:undercover  theme:family  theme:h/c  theme:illness  theme:foundfamily  theme:friendship  unusualpairing  theme:HEA  p:marvel:kate/natasha  ge:femslash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
The Raven and The Hawk - sunryder - The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Clint didn’t expect Mjolnir to actually move when he grabbed it.

Really, he honestly didn’t.

Clint had silently agreed to pretend like the whole thing had never happened, just a secret between him and Mjolnir. Which shouldn’t have gotten out since Clint had kept some of the world’s most classified secrets while Mjolnir was… well, a hammer. At least, it shouldn't have right up until Clint woke up the next morning with a tattoo on the back of his shooting hand. [53,063]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:secrets  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  theme:reincarnation  theme:politics  theme:pining  theme:courtship  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:UST  theme:druguse-involuntary  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:h/c  theme:firstkiss  theme:HEA  p:marvel:clint/coulson  ge:drama  ge:multi  r:r  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
After Hours - marmolita - Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"Oh, sorry, I didn't realize anyone was here." From the air displacement Matt figures he's six feet tall, muscular; he smells like soap and shaving cream, and leather -- a jacket, which he's taking off. Just another fighter, coming to practice. Matt relaxes and turns back to the bag. The guy is wrapping his hands when he says, "Do you always work out with the lights off?" [2683]
fic  u:marvel  tv:daredevil  m:Avengers12  c:dd:matt  c:avengers:steve  theme:firstmeetings  theme:friendship  theme:fuckbuddies  p:marvel:matt/steve  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
She Hulk Lewis: A Playlist - pristineungift - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Darcy Lewis has just started to figure out this whole being a SHIELD agent thing, when some jerkwads snatch her off the street and start getting needle happy. Seriously, what is up with that? Oh, and also, it's not easy being green.

Or,

The one where Darcy Lewis becomes the She Hulk. [15,364]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:thor:darcy  c:avengers:bruce  c:thor:jane  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:competency!!!  theme:captivity  theme:transformation  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:womenareawesome  theme:seduction  theme:first-time  p:marvel:bruce/darcy  ge:drama  ge:het  r:r  @ao3 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
Circles of Rust - Chapter 1 - keroseneSteve - The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Yinsen dies too soon, and Tony doesn't know how to deal with what he realizes will come if he ever makes it back to America. Instead, he uses his escape to confirm his supposed death, moving to urban India to start a new life as a mechanic with a secret past time of blowing up every piece of Stark weaponry Stane Industries can throw at him. Audis, cats, SHIELD, Bruce, a fair amount of explosions, snark from all sides, ghosts, art, and palladium poisoning with a side of terrorism and a certain defrosted Cappucino. [57,815]
fic  u:marvel  m:ironman  m:Avengers12  au:justalittledifferent  unread 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
not language but a map — kreugan: B&W/sketch commission for...
B&W/sketch commission for vibranium-powered! A genderswapped Iron Man with Black Widow. [Looks more like Natasha/Maria Hill to me, but to each their own]
art:fanart  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:gender  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:natasha  ge:femslash  r:pg  p:marvel:natasha/tony  unusualpairing  @tumblr 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
The Right to Arm Bears - cyndisision - Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Bucky Bear didn't ask to get made. He didn’t ask to get assembled out of pieces and parts and snippets of lost memory, and turned into some little monster. He especially didn’t ask to become a walking, talking reminder of everything James Barnes has lost.

In which Tony Stark has no sense of what’s appropriate in a gag gift, and never does anything by halves—even creating a plush bear AI based on his friend’s long-lost assassin sidekick. [6486]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:oc  c:cap:bucky  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  theme:robots  theme:angst  theme:snark  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:competency!!!  hilarity  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Everything In A Name - Miss_Song - Supernatural, The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Dean builds metal suits and pretends everything's fine, Sam's anger issues have gotten beyond a joke, Ruby's trying to get the red out of her ledger, Jo shoots sharp and mourns her mother, Michael wants to make a paradise and Cas is very far away from home. [3609]
fic  tv:supernatural  au:fusion  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  unread 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Captain America is not a Republican - shadowen - The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
“My last name is Rogers, but people have been calling me America for a long time now, and I figure that ought to mean something. I figure that makes America my family name, and that means I get a say in how my name gets used. Folks, I don’t wanna point fingers or start a fight, but I’ve been hearing a lot of talk I don’t like about things being ‘un-American’. I hear people getting excluded from the American family because they aren’t quite right in one way or another, and that riles me up a bit. Because this is my country, my family, and I’d really appreciate it if you nice people would quit using my name to try and keep people out of it.”
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:politics  theme:undercover  theme:snark  o:awesome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
The Many Doors of Níu Heimar - nixajane - Thor (2011), The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
In the weeks before Thor's coronation, Loki almost dies, not once, but twice. (An AU in which events conspire to keep Loki from the choices he made in Thor, a war is on the horizon and the chosen battlefield is Earth, and the Avengers assemble with an extra teammate and one less villain to fight). [77,684]
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  m:Avengers12  c:thor:loki  c:avengers:thor  c:avengers:steve  c:thor:frigga  c:thor:odin  tobetagged 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Smaller Without You - 27dragons - The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Mary Catherine was buried in the Riley plot, of course, but there was a line added to her marker about her having been betrothed to McDermott, which Steve thought was a nice touch.

Joey McDermott stopped growing. At twelve, Joey had been the tallest boy in his class by half a hand; at fifteen and a half, just months shy of when everyone else was going to be tested, Joey still looked thirteen, only a couple of inches taller than Steve and not a single hint of hair on his face or chest.

"It's the grief," Bucky's Ma said, trying to chivvy Steve into taking seconds even as she smacked Bucky's knuckles with her spoon for reaching across the table. "Can't grow properly with only half a soul, everyone knows that." She clucked her tongue. "That poor boy, so young... Lord knows I pray none of mine will end up with a bond, nor you either, Steven. It's a blessing, of course, but it's a heavy burden as well." She crossed herself with a pious sigh and then returned to her previous refrain. "But if you don't eat a little more, Steven, you're not even going to catch up with poor Joey, and then where will you be?" She pointed her spoon at Bucky without even looking at him. "Mister, you had best be reaching for that bread basket so you can offer some to your friend and not because you intend to eat a fourth roll on your own." [9105]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:ironman  m:captainamerica  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  c:ironman:pepper  c:avengers:natasha  trope:soulmates  theme:angst  theme:destiny  theme:grief  theme:friendship  theme:friendstolovers  theme:firstkiss  p:marvel:steve/tony  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Stand Back, I'm Going To Try Science - Good_News_Everyone - Iron Man: Armored Adventures, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Soulmates are a rare and cherished thing, a simple touch of hands bringing love that lasts forever. By all the rules of romance, they're meant to wait for each other and to trust in the vagaries of fate to bring them together.

Tony's never been good at waiting, and when he has science on his side, who needs fate? [2121]
fic  u:marvel  ca:ironman  m:Avengers12  c:ironman:tony  c:ironman:pepper  c:avengers:steve  c:marvel:fury  trope:soulmates  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:competency!!!  p:marvel:steve/tony  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Prisoner's Dilemma - AvocadoLove - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
After taking the airplane down in the Arctic, Steve wakes to find himself imprisoned as a human test subject. With no idea where in the world he is, his only ally is a fast-talking inventor in the cell next door. Something’s off about Tony that Steve can’t put his finger on, and it’s obvious Tony doesn't fully trust him either. But to escape they may not have a choice… [15,696]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  unread 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Home Improvement - Chapter 1 - pagination - The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?” [20,755]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  notfinished 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Prompts for Pie: Compiled mini-fics - Chapter 20 - scifigrl47 - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The Roomba backed up, pulling away from Natasha’s finger, and then zipped forward again. It went right over her toe, rocking off of the ground and then bumping back down before whirring away. It seemed to be chirping as it went, and Natasha covered her mouth with her hand to hide her smile. “They’re stronger than they look,” she said.

“Aye,” Thor agreed. He was still rotating one in his hands, ignoring its panicked beeping. “And they have many-” He leaned in, his eyes narrowing, and the Roomba went into full vacuum mode, sucking a huge hunk of Thor’s hair into it’s brushes.

Shocked, he let it go, and the thing moved upwards, climbing Thor’s hair like it was an escape route.

“That was unexpected,” Thor said, and he sounded so honestly stymied that Natasha just started to laugh. He grinned at her, the Roomba hanging from the side of his head. “Perhaps it took offense to my observations?”
ficlet  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:thor  missingscene  theme:sliceoflife  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  ge:gen  r:pg  a:scifigrl47  series:toasterverse  @ao3 
december 2014 by scorpionvoices
Prompts for Pie: Compiled mini-fics - Chapter 16 - scifigrl47 - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“It’s pre-dawn,” Sam said. “What the hell traffic are you seeing here that we’re not, Cap?”

“It’s the law.”

“Jaywalking is the Massachusetts state sport,” Carol said.

“And we’re in New York.”

“Pissing off cabbies is the New York state sport,” Sam pointed out. “It’s got a great motto.”

“Yeah?” Carol asked, grinning. “What would that be?”

“I’m WALKING here!” Sam yelled at the sky.

“I regret introducing you two,” Steve said.
ficlet  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:captainamerica  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:sam  c:avengers:caroldanvers  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:scifigrl47  @ao3 
december 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Hero's Journey; or: What Jasper Sitwell Did Last Summer - pagination - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
The thing is, when an agent reaches clearance level five, it’s because they’re valuable, capable of something an exponentially diminishing few can offer in the ranks of SHIELD. Clint Barton, his personal issues notwithstanding, is unstoppable behind a scope. Jim Woo is an analyst and extractor par excellence. Melinda May has infiltrated half the presidential offices of Asia, and Phil Coulson has an instinct for the unusual that could be the basis of an entire TV show.

Jasper’s less certain what he brings to the party. [23.940]

A/N: It's a ridiculous story, but so's the idea that Jasper Sitwell is Hydra.

I'll apologize when they do.

Honestly, the only reason I wrote this story was because I wanted to do that bit at the beginning with the hair loss. I think I have a problem with moderation.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:captainamerica  LOLZ  tobetagged 
december 2014 by scorpionvoices
musesfool: The Wooly Soldier
Steve bought the heaviest comforters and softest blankets he could find, and made his bed with flannel sheets that warmed quickly to the skin, but Bucky couldn't spend his life in bed, and he couldn't wear a comforter out into the world. (Well, he could, Tony pointed out, but Bucky'd always been a little vain about his appearance, and he'd nixed the idea so quickly that Steve couldn't resist a tiny triumphant fist pump at how much of himself he'd finally gotten back.)

They both liked the soft, fleecy hoodies that were so popular with young people today, but they lacked something Steve couldn't quite put his finger on. It was only after he'd received a hand-knitted sweater from Doris Kaplinsky, one of the chorus girls he'd been on tour with so many years ago, that he figured out what to do.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:captainamerica  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:bucky  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:knitting  theme:fixing  theme:love  p:cap:bucky/steve  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg  a:musesfool  @dw 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
Inch by Inch - sentientcitizen - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Clint’s skin hasn’t felt quite like his own since the day Loki first got inside. (Possession/marking kink.) Alternate summary: TEAM TEAM TEAM TEAM TEAM [2410]
“You cannot break a wall with your forehead.”

“Maybe you’re just not trying hard enough.”

“Hush,” she says, the marker still moving. “It's better to stumble than to fall. Don't wake up trouble while it sleeps quietly.” She moves back to the first arm, working around his wild scribbles and filling in the empty places. “Don't swing fists when the fight is over. It will either rain or snow; it either will or will not.”

“I’m going to run out of skin at this rate,” says Clint. The words come out sounding almost hopeful, and he grinds his teeth, wishing they hadn’t.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:thor  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:bruce  c:ironman:tony  theme:team!  theme:angst  theme:h/c  k:marking  theme:foundfamily  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
New Each Day - Tieleen - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
When Steve comes into the kitchen, Bruce is whistling to himself by the stove. Steve can smell frying, and something sweet.

The specific identity of whatever he's making is hidden, blocked by Bruce's body and extra blocked by Clint, who's draped over Bruce and apparently doing his best to make sure it's burned to a crisp. Bruce, being Bruce, is doing an excellent job of ignoring everything unrelated to the job at hand.

Natasha is at the table, frowning at a crossword. She looks up when Steve comes to stand by her. He smiles down and she raises an eyebrow, flicking a look at the going-ons at the stove and rolling her eyes. Steve's smile widens. [1315]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:thor  c:ironman:tony  OT?  gsf  theme:domesticity  theme:romance  theme:love  p:marvel:bruce/clint/natasha/steve/thor/tony  ge:multi  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
short stack - kellifer_fic - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Darcy Lewis knows that yesterday she was an adult. [3850]
"This is so weird," Maria Hill says, crouching down to Darcy's eye level. "You look basically the same, just smaller."

"That's called a child. You haven't ever seen one?" Phil says and Maria straightens to jab him with an elbow.

"Oh my god, tiny Barton," she crows and reaches out for him. He immediately dances backwards behind Darcy, gripping her like a shield in front of him.

"Look, there's Tony too, and Steve," Phil says, deflecting her and then he glances back at Clint and Darcy and says, "You owe me one," to Clint over Darcy's shoulder.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:thor:darcy  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:natasha  c:thor:jane  c:avengers:thor  c:avengers:ensemble  trope:deaged  theme:kids  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:aliens  ge:gen  r:pg  a:kellifer  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
In Wade We Trust (We Are So Screwed) - dentalfloss - The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
“Wade Wilson dropped by last night,” Clint explained, like it was any other Friday. “Brought pizza and beer.” There was a thoughtful silence through the phone and then:
“You had a pizza party with Deadpool.” Phil said and Clint slid down the couch onto his back. Yeah, that pretty much summed up the situation.

Or: the one where Clint does something nice for Wade, and Wade decides to never let him go. [44,285]
"You rescued me with a taxi?" he asked.

"Like I would risk the van," Wade rolled his eyes.

"A taxi," Tony agreed, though Clint could see how hard he was trying to suppress his glee at the fact. "He had it wait outside for him while he played the Link to your Zelda. Wade forgot to mention that he'd be carrying you out of there. The drivers a bit traumatized."

"No he's not," Steve sighed, and it sounded like the reality of this actually pained him. "He thinks he played a crucial role in rescuing an Avenger and SHIELD's trying to convince him none of it ever happened."

"With some incentives of course," Tony chimed in and Clint smirked because it was expected.

"It's not like I brought him in with me," Wade groaned and looked imploringly at Clint. "He wasn't side-kick material."
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  co:deadpool  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:wadewilson  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:natasha  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:bromance  theme:cuddling  theme:competency!!!  theme:boysaredorks  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:role-reversal  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:revenge  theme:domesticity  p:marvel:clint/coulson  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:dentalfloss  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
Assassin Twins Public Relations Tour - getoffamyrunway - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
The questions the media asks her teammates aren't questions Natasha wants to answer any more than she wants to discuss lipstick choices and diet fads, so she leaves it alone. Then an interviewer asks if she wears underwear under the Black Widow costume. (Clint didn't mean to intercept it, but since he did, it's his new favorite game.) [990]
ficlet  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:clint  theme:team!  theme:totherescue!  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
build it bigger than the sun - defcontwo - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Steve and Bucky try to work out their relationship. The Avengers keep getting in the way. [10083]
“Why don’t you just try telling people about you and Bucky?”

Steve just stares, already feeling the annoyed flush creep up the back of his neck. “Gee, why didn’t I think of that. Oh, if only just telling people had occurred to me before.”

“You don’t have to get snippy with me, Rogers. What, people don’t believe you?”

“Nothing says traditionally heteronormative like Captain America, right?” Steve says, tinged with no small amount of bitterness and resignation. Somehow, Steve Rogers versus Captain America is the one battle that he keeps on losing. There’s just not enough people in the little guy’s corner these days; he guesses that much has always been true.

Sharon shakes her head. “Yeah, because nothing says heteronormative like living in Dupont Circle for two years and wearing skin-tight shirts to hit on hot airmen when you go running in the morning,” she says, voice as dry as the desert.

Steve frowns unhappily.

“Look, I know you’re being sarcastic but I really don’t get how no one picked up on that.”
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:previousrelationship  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:h/c  theme:love  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:secretlovers  theme:dating  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:comingout  p:cap:bucky/steve  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
september 2014 by scorpionvoices
Remember Pearl Harbor; Purl Harder - greenjudy - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Bruce sighed, and looked up at Tony. “Do you have a crochet hook?”

“A crochet hook?”

“Do you have,” Bruce asked with exaggerated patience, “a long, slender, hooked implement—“

Tony colored a little and looked away.

“You have a crochet hook, don’t you,” Natasha said. [1979]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:ensemble  dialogue  theme:knitting  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:team!  o:awesome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Enemy of My Enemy - Chapter 1 - Kadorienne - Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
After the defeat of the Dark Elves, Asgard resumes enforcing its ancient hegemony over the other realms - including Midgard. To defend itself from Asgardian tyranny, Earth must seek alliance with its former enemy: Loki.

“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.” - Terry Pratchett [67,749]

[This hurt a lot to read; Thor isn't my favorite Avenger, but I haven't watched Thor 2 yet and haven't had any reason to have any really awful opinions about him. The character interpretation this author took away from Thor 2 is, honestly, pretty sickening, and yet ze explains hir reasoning so eloquently in the chapter notes that it never felt like it was invalid or character bashing. Overall I felt it was a depressing, yet well-crafted and insightful read.]
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  m:Avengers12  c:thor:loki  c:thor:jane  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:ensemble  worldbuilding  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:PTSD  theme:depression  theme:war  theme:politics  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:competency!!!  theme:cultureclash  theme:family  theme:fixing  p:marvel:loki/tony  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:nc-17  @ao3 
june 2014 by scorpionvoices
They Know - determamfidd - The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe [Archive of Our Own]
The aftermath of a mission isn't usually like this.

But then, this was no usual mission.

The others are lost in their remembered worlds, repressing like talented amateurs, and it’s painful to watch. Bruce is no great actor, but he has eaten repression for so long now that it’s effortless; no-one can see how galling it tastes to him. These people, though. They can’t hide it from him, not him. He’s a professional. [9522]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  tobetagged 
june 2014 by scorpionvoices
Little Repairs - Sholio - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"I don't actually remember anything after the ...." Steve looks uncomfortable. "-- incident with the fire escape."

"Really?" Bucky surprises himself with his own delight. "I remember something you don't?"

"When I'm ninety pounds and just drank half a bottle of white lightning -- yeah."

"Steve is hilarious when he's drunk," Bucky tells Tony. "You don't know what you're missing."

Tony seems to have temporarily lost interest in Bucky's arm. "Tell me more. No wait, tell me everything."

Something warm and pleasant swells inside Bucky's chest. It's nice to have a bit of memory about the two of them that he can give back to Steve for a change. "Well, Steve fell into the East River and I had to jump in after him."

"Is that what happened to my clothes?" Steve says. "I always kind of wondered about that." [3102]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  m:Avengers12  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:PTSD  theme:shenanigans  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
Relief - infiniteeight - The Avengers (2012), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel 616 [Archive of Our Own]
Being dumped is nothing new to Clint. Sure, this one was bad, but it's pretty much in line with his life lately. He knows what comes next: drown his sorrows, pick himself up, meet someone new, repeat. Except someone interrupts the "drown his sorrows" step.

(Set immediately after Hawkeye #10, except that the murder from the last couple of pages never happened.
See notes for more info.) [20,585]
fic  u:marvel  co:hawkeye  crossover  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:coulson  c:hawkeye:kate  theme:firstmeetings  theme:inebriation  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:pining  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  theme:love  p:marvel:clint/coulson  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
i was found and now i don't roam these streets - hipsterchrist - Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
They’ve decided to start producing Bucky Bears again, now that he’s all shiny and redeemed and fighting for good on this big Avengers misfits team. "He has a little shiny gray arm," Bucky says, wiggling the stuffed arm in question, one of the tweaks made in the new model. It takes Steve a second to realize that Bucky’s got a small smile on his face, actually looks a little bit proud around the eyes.

Or, Bucky relearns himself and how to be on a team, the rest of the Avengers try to get answers, and everyone watches too much Criminal Minds. [15,620]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  m:Avengers12  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:sam  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:aftermath  theme:futurefic  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:PTSD  theme:kids  theme:angst  theme:love  p:cap:bucky/steve  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
drawing me in - nessismore - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Darcy doodles, Steve doodles back, and a friendship is struck up in the form of stick figures. [2178]

[MY HEART IS BURSTING]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:thor:darcy  theme:firstmeetings  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  o:adorable  ge:gen  r:g  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
my love, he laughs like the flowers (alternatively: how everyone living in Avengers Tower ended up wearing flower crowns) - janie_tangerine - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Or: where Sam hadn't thought that buying Steve a flower crown would have escalated into what Tony dubs the great flower crown stint during which my tower turned into a hippie commune, Steve finds creative ways to confess his feelings and Bucky is entirely too happy to be at the receiving end of it. Also, Clint is regretting that he doesn't have SHIELD insurance anymore - his teeth might start to rot at some point soon. [5546]

[SO. FREAKING. ADORABLE.]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:captainamerica  c:cap:sam  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:bucky  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:firstkiss  theme:romance  theme:bromance  theme:dorksinlove  p:cap:bucky/steve  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
Up All Night To Get Bucky - 74days - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Steve finds out his photos are auto-uploaded to Twitter. |||
There was a picture of Tony and Dr Banner in the lab, which he’d sent to Jane: You’re missing out on all the science, three explosions before 9am – and THAT had millions of comments, because you could see the ‘suit’ in the picture, and Stark had re-twittered the image with a comment of his own:

Cap is a grouchy ol’ man before his #freedomflakes.

Which would completely explain why people were asking him what breakfast foods he ate for almost a month, before something else took their interest.
[1425]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:natasha  c:cap:sam  c:avengers:bruce  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:sliceoflife  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:snark  p:cap:bucky/steve  ge:slash  r:pg  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
A Series of Unfortunate Events - enigmaticblue - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Bruce isn’t sure when he became the team mom, but that’s apparently what he is now. He minds less than you’d think.
fic  series  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  tobetagged 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
waldorph.
They all think that it’s a new hobby, and Steve lets them. But Bucky’s been able to do a mean cross-stitch since before Steve met him, said he learned it from his mother, and then it was something to bring in extra money, and then it’d been applied to sewing the rest of the Howlers up—
ficlet  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:clint  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  ge:gen  hilarity  r:pg-13  a:waldorph  @tumblr 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
Till human voices wake us
I’ve seen people complaining about it, but Natasha being from the post-Soviet era is fucking brilliant. I don’t care that it’s different from the comics. Obviously, part of the reasoning for this comes from my own lived experience as a Ukrainian immigrant in the United States — I can’t tell you how weary I am of how many Russian women in American media are Cold War-spy eye-candy, and Natasha being removed from that is incredibly important. But it’s not just that. The post-Soviet origin story fits Natasha’s MCU characterization so much better.
post:meta  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:captainamerica  c:avengers:natasha  @tumblr 
april 2014 by scorpionvoices
Our Numbered Days - Vera (Vera_DragonMuse) - Captain America (Movies), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The series where Bucky meets all the Avengers, fixes stuff with Tony, museum hops with pepper, plays Tag with Thor, and learns to meditate with Bruce. Bruce, meanwhile, shames Tony into showering, creates a safety net, realizes that Steve is basically the toddler of the group, and befriends all the master-assassins.
fic  series  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  m:Avengers12  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:PTSD  trope:amnesia  theme:brainwashing  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:snark  theme:foundfamily  theme:angst  theme:aftermath  theme:first-time  p:cap:bucky/steve  p:marvel:bruce/clint/natasha  ge:slash  ge:drama  ge:multi  r:r  a:vera_dragonmuse  @ao3 
april 2014 by scorpionvoices
Second Skin - Frea_O - Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Sheriff Clint Barton and Deputy Kate Bishop have dealt with weird before, but when a man is gashed to death in their territory, a red-headed FBI agent rolls into town, and the murder suspect might not even be human, well, this is a brand new level of weird for everybody involved. [17,082]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:career  tobetagged 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Stopwatch - Salmon_Pink - Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
If Natasha gives in to Sif and they are late, because they will be late if she gives in, nobody will blame Sif, or be even the slightest bit annoyed with her.

Natasha, on the other hand, will have to endure a lecture from Fury about responsibility and taking her role as personal ambassador to the Lady Sif seriously.

Worse, he might stick her on admin duty for week.

So, there are reasons to resist, to not give in to Sif. Multiple reasons.

But then Sif smiles at her, dark and challenging, and Natasha’s already lost. [1664]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:thor  c:avengers:natasha  c:thor:sif  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:sliceoflife  l:short  p:marvel:natasha/sif  ge:femslash  ge:smut  r:nc-17  a:salmon_pink  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Pebble - jenna_thorn - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
[...]Phil mused. “Does that look Dutch to you?”

“Dutch?”

“The way the light falls on the sleeve, here at the edge.”

Jasper poked at the canvas. “That’s part of a painting.”

“I’m thinking 1800’s and Dutch.”

“She brought you a chunk of historically valuable art.”

“Don’t be silly. She brought me a forgery of an antique painting with … chemical equations written on the back. Hmmm…”

“You going to put it on the fridge?”

“What refrigerator?”

“Isn’t that what you do? Put the art that the kids bring home from school on the fridge?” [907]
ficlet  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:marvel:coulson  c:marvel:sitwell  c:avengers:natasha  theme:team!  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:sliceoflife  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Life Isn't a Teen Movie, Except When It Is - infiniteeight - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Considering the childhood obsession with Captain America, everyone's pretty sure they know Coulson's type, including Clint. After a long battle and a couple of beers, they discover they're wrong. [1819]

[Ack. SO. FREAKING.CUTE.]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:team!  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:secrets  theme:pining  theme:clueless  trope:matchmaking  theme:firstkiss  o:adorable  p:marvel:clint/coulson  ge:slash  r:pg  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Touch it, it wont bite by ButtMantis on deviantART
Tony, Steve, Peter, and a tarantula ♥ (that loves Steve)♥.

[Everything ever should love Steve. Just saying. Also the look on Tony's face is priceless. Also also DON'T LOOK, BRITTANY, THERE'S A SPIDER.]
art:fanart  u:marvel  co:spiderman  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  c:spiderman:peter  theme:pets  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  ge:gen  r:pg  @deviantart 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Pepper Potts' Home for Half Healed Heroes - Vera (Vera_DragonMuse) - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Pepper has a rare day at home and spends it with her heroic family.
Somewhere upstairs there was a soft rumble as JARVIS opening the bedroom curtains and turned the shower on for Tony.

“There goes the neighborhood,” she leaned down to kiss Bruce’s forehead, “we should make a nap appointment for today.”

“You schedule naps?” He lifted his eyebrows, so she kissed them too.

“Only way to make sure they get taken. Besides, it’s more fun than falling asleep alone wherever you drop. Like your laptop.”

“Slanderous lies,” he muttered.

“You sent me an e-mail. It went aaaagtraghodifjiodj.”

[7526] [First fic in the Alliterative Domiciles series, which has 61,247 wc of awesome at this point.]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:ironman:pepper  c:avengers:bruce  c:ironman:tony  OT3  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:thor  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  theme:domesticity  theme:cuddling  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:team!  p:marvel:bruce/pepper/tony  ge:het  ge:multi  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  a:vera_dragonmuse  @ao3 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Coulson's Eleven - copperbadge - The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
After Vanko destroyed the Stark Expo, SHIELD instituted a Superhuman Detention program, designed to capture and hold dangerous people -- dangerous people like Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and others who made themselves noticeable. The superhumans SHIELD has imprisoned -- and some SHIELD agents themselves -- have other ideas about what constitutes 'dangerous'...
It began with an idea: the idea that those who wished to do good in the world should be free to act, and that those who wished to prevent them were the enemy.


[32,337] [My favorite line: "We're all just kids from somewhere," Bruce said. "Until the day we're more."]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:justalittledifferent  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:steve  c:spiderman:peter  c:avengers:thor  c:thor:loki  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:coulson  c:marvel:fury  c:ironman:pepper  c:spiderman:may  theme:captivity  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:totherescue!  theme:selfrescue  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:theyfightcrime!  theme:team!  theme:politics  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:foundfamily  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:sam_storyteller  @ao3 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Madness, Mayhem, and Super Spies - igrockspock - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Five ordinary and not-so-ordinary days in the lives of Maria Hill and Phil Coulson, SHIELD agents extraordinaire.
Maria is trying hard to be cynical, she really is. But SHIELD is making is it damn hard. Unlike her previous employer, the United States Army, SHIELD does not believe that having a vagina automatically disqualifies one from combat duty. Consequently, even though she has been employed here for less than twenty-four hours, she has already halted a robot invasion. In addition, she has a bad ass black jumpsuit that makes even the most mundane trip to the water cooler look graceful and dangerous. The chair in her cubicle actually spins and rolls, the water in the locker rooms is always hot, there is no sand anywhere, and she is ninety-five percent sure that when her security clearance is high enough, she will get a laser pistol. Oh, and her computer works. All the time. She hasn't whacked it even once since she got here.

It's a long fucking way from dusty barracks in the ass end of Afghanistan, and Maria isn't complaining -- not even about the Robot Incident Report form that has to be filed right now even though it's 11:46 p.m.


[1903]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  pre-series  c:marvel:hill  c:marvel:coulson  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:totherescue!  theme:sliceoflife  ge:gen  ge:action  style:fivethings  r:pg-13  a:igrockspock  @ao3 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
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