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ficsoreal: The Exception
In general, it’s kind of hard to get angry when you’re holding an adorable, sweet-natured baby on your lap, but Cougar is nearly to that point. Junior pats his face and makes a grab for his hat; he tips the brim up and out of reach.

Pooch is sitting next to Jensen on the couch, holding his hand and laughing at his jokes. Jolene is curled up against Jensen’s other side, head resting on his chest and hand spread out on his stomach.

Not surprisingly, Jensen isn’t finding anything odd about the situation at all. Probably, because Pooch has a habit of holding Jensen’s hand and finishing his sentences and Jolene is just a more attractive, perhaps deadlier, extension of Pooch.

When Jensen isn’t actively trying to flirt, he’s a natural at it. He’s adjusted his body for Jolene’s maximum comfort and he keeps sending Pooch sly glances as he spins stories.

Cougar bounces Junior on his knee. [5883]
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  post-movie  losers:jensen  losers:couger  losers:pooch  losers:jolene  theme:UST  theme:clueless  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  humor  shenanigans  fluff  smut  cougar/jensen  slash  nc-17  ficsoreal  kink:rimming  opinion:sweet 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
The Losers Fanfiction - DVD RELEASE COMMENT FIC PARTY!! -- Jensen, secretly ticklish, by marvinetta
He didn't know why he did it. Maybe it was because he'd been awake for 36 hours straight. Maybe it was the heat. Maybe he'd been around Jensen too long. All Pooch knew, was that something about bright white skin peeking from underneath Jensen's shirt was taunting him. It was just too pale. So when Jensen leaned back, stretching his arms over his head, Pooch poked him right in the belly button and made a small “boop” noise.

What happened next would never be repeated because Jensen refused to discuss it and Pooch couldn't talk about it without nearly peeing himself.
fic  thelosers  comment!fic  losers:pooch  losers:jensen  losers:couger  shenanigans  boysaredorks  hilarity  theme:friendship  gen  marvinetta  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
maratonista: One we forge
It took a special kind of crazy to do what they did.

Clay handpicked his team. He knew better than anyone that even as a unit, they were a few wires short of a full fuse.

One too many blows on the head, Jensen liked to say. None of them signed up for the buzz or the combat glamor that being Special Forces promised. They all did it because somehow or other, they were all fucked in the head enough to think that what Clay offered sounded like a fucking fantastic idea.

Again, Clay knew better than anyone just how fucked up they all were. [2723]
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  pre-movie  losers:clay  losers:roque  losers:pooch  losers:jensen  losers:couger  team!fic  theme:friendship  worldbuilding  shenanigans  gen  maratonista  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
maratonista: In for a penny
Jensen had been a puppy for exactly three hours, and already Clay wanted to kick him.

That’s what Jensen did to you: he made you want to kick fucking puppies. [881]
ficlet  thelosers  thelosers2010  pre-movie  losers:jensen  losers:couger  losers:clay  losers:roque  losers:pooch  team!fic  trope:animorph  crack  shenanigans  boysaredorks  hilarity  cougar/jensen  slash  maratonista  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
maratonista: The radio has no future
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching." Otherwise known as the one in which Jensen is the worst POW ever.
Minimum angst, lots of strong language and a small amount of decapitation. All of which can be blamed on a head injury and a pre-existing condition of stupidity. Jensen's, not the author's.
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  pre-movie  oneshot  losers:clay  losers:roque  losers:pooch  losers:couger  losers:jensen  team!fic  case-file  crack  humor  gen  r  maratonista 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
snowdarkred: Living Just to Find Emotion
The Losers were the Losers because they were all fucked up. You didn't get to be in a unit like theirs without being a special kind of crazy, and that kind of crazy only came about if certain factors were present from an early age. It's not something that they talked talked about, because talk wasn't something that the Losers did. Oh, they talked – they shot the breeze and made stupid bets and threw insults and jabs around like grenades in a war zone, but they never sat down and had heart to hearts or went to group therapy or painted each others' nails. It just didn't work that way.

They didn't work that way. [~1,900]
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  pre-movie  losers:jensen  losers:clay  losers:roque  losers:pooch  losers:couger  losers:aisha  ensemble  team!fic  characterstudy  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:grief  theme:abuse-past  gen  snowdarkred  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
storm_petrel | KinkMeme fic!
prompt: "From the same arms dealers that brought you environmentally-friendly nukes, the latest in non-lethal chemical weapons: sex pollen!" So very NC-17, team free-for-all!
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  post-movie  losers:jensen  losers:couger  losers:clay  losers:pooch  losers:aisha  OT?  gsf  trope:sexpollen  theme:first-time  cougar/jensen  het  slash  nc-17  storm_petrel  @DW 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
thelosers_kink: CLOSED - Round 1 -- Five times someone walked in on Cougar and Jensen (and one time they didn't), by anon
5. Roque

With Roque, it was just a thing of ongoing denial.

“I will cut your dick off if you do that again where I can see,” he said the first time.

The second. “Seriously. Singing soprano, both of you.”

The third time, he didn’t say anything, just threw his knife at them before leaving. Jensen knew he wasn’t serious, though, because it didn’t actually hit them. It didn’t even nick Cougar’s hat.
fic  thelosers  comment!fic  losers:jensen  losers:couger  losers:pooch  losers:clay  losers:aisha  losers:roque  losers:jolene  humor  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:comingout  cougar/jensen  slash  r  style:fivethings 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
ohladybegood: Pooch's Day Out, or, Anyone Else Would Be Dead By Now
Jensen raised his hand. "If I could interject," he said, waving his glasses in the air, "I would like it noted that this type of behavior does not a) Respect the Plan, b) acknowledge that the Planner of the Plan is significantly smarter than the rest of you and therefore inherently hatches superior Plans to anything that you might come up with, or c) result in a delicious frozen treat as a thank-you for the Planner of the Superior, Awesome Plan in which the Pooch will not get shot. Cougar, back me up here."

Cougar looked up from his perch on the window sill, where he was cleaning his gun for what seemed like the fifth time that hour. He looked hard at Pooch and then hard at Jensen, then grinned to himself and shrugged.

"There!" Jensen cried triumphantly. "You see? Cougar agrees with me that the Plan is awesome and Pooch will not be shot."
fic  thelosers  pre-series  case-file  losers:jensen  losers:couger  losers:clay  losers:roque  losers:pooch  team!fic  hilarity  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:injury  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  cougar/jensen  implied-slash  gen  r  favs:losers  for-kayla  ohladybegood  opinion:awesome 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
blinddreamer: The Small Things
Jolene wants to get Cougar and Jensen together, Pooch thinks it's a waste of time, and Clay just wants liquor. [988]
ficlet  thelosers  post-series  losers:clay  losers:pooch  losers:jolene  losers:jensen  humor  theme:friendship  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:comingout  theme:family  short  cougar/jensen  slash  pg  for-kayla 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
maratonista: Just like it is
Five ways in which the Losers see things. Or, Roque is a pirate, Cougar is observant, Clay is a badass, Pooch steals a train, and Jensen is just Jensen.
fic  thelosers  pre-series  losers:couger  losers:roque  losers:pooch  losers:clay  losers:jensen  team!fic  worldbuilding  characterstudy  theme:friendship  shenanigans  gen  r  maratonista  style:fivethings 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
maratonista: Wasted, between Antigua and Venezuela
Jensen can drink like a fish. It wins him bets and makes him enemies. Or, boys will be boys and bet on stupid Jensen-related drinking competitions. [1019]
fic  thelosers  pre-series  losers:jensen  losers:roque  losers:pooch  losers:couger  team!fic  drunk!character  theme:snark  humor  boysaredorks  shenanigans  gen  r  maratonista  short 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices

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