scorpionvoices + joe/pete   14

"Ah, you little bitch!" Joe yelps. "That used to be my neck! You wanna go join My Chem now or something? Jesus Christ, I'm gonna have, like, a hickie or something." Patrick watches on in horrified awe as the two continue their totally heterosexual little catfight. Apparently, grinding and biting are totally heterosexual.
fic  rps  humor  joe/pete  oneshot  shenanigans  boysaredorks  bandom:  gen  fob:patrick  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
Laying Down The Bass Line
A week in Joe's life: badly edited videos set to Barry White, dying mermaids, Star Wars, far more ABBA than you might expect, and Pete. Third story in the trilogy that started with When Drummers Harmonize, and Top Note of the Melody (both Bob/Patrick).
fic  rps  joe/pete  hilarity  theme:clueless  bandom:  slash  r  favs:bandom  band:fob  opinion:awesome 
july 2008 by scorpionvoices
Two Roads
And you may ask yourself, "where does that highway go?" Two versions of Joe Trohman, Age 39. (1584)
fic  rps  au:justalittledifferent  theme:futurefic  joe/pete  interesting  short  bandom:  slash  pg  quality:good  lovelypoet  theme:angst  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
Joe College
Joe is a genius. Joe attends Yale during a band break. Pete feels guilty, as he does, and things get very confused before they become crystal clear. (~6000 words)
fic  rps  joe/pete  theme:futurefic  theme:friendship  bandom:  slash  nc-17  theme:love  favs:bandom  favs:bestofthebest  RECOMENDED  eleanorlavish  theme:angst  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
yours and mine and forever
The first time Joe got high, it was by shotgunning from a drummer whose name nobody remembers, in a band that never went anywhere. (374 words)
ficlet  rps  joe/pete  short  theme:friendship  bandom:  slash  pg  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices
Beyz Libn
Pete pushes Joe into the seat next to him. “Are you ready to be saved, Joe?” Pete asks softly, edge of something sending shivers down Joe’s spine. (cult 'verse ficlet)
ficlet  rps  joe/pete  fob:andy  short  drama  mood:dark  bandom:  slash  r  band:fob 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
very good dreamers
Pete’s not as hopeful as people seem to want him to be. He’s not a believer, not in anything except the screams of a crowd hitting him square in the face and the throb of a backbeat in his feet. Joe, though. Joe’s a believer.
fic  rps  joe/pete  worldbuilding  fob:pete  bandom:  gen  pg  theme:friendship  band:fob 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
In the Press of
'when we break up,' Pete has written in the email Joe opens as soon as his desktop boots, 'i promise not to buy these VeneReal dolls and mail them to you with a note about how i'm giving back all the things you gave me.'
fic  rps  joe/pete  theme:establishedrelationship  humor  bandom:  slash  r  gigantic  band:fob 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
pete/joe take 1!
Pete makes a face. "Joe doesn't wanna marry me." "It's true," says Joe. "I don't. The pre-nup would be a bitch. Besides, why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"
fic  rps  joe/pete  short  bandom:  slash  pg  humor  cute  theme:establishedrelationship  pearl_o  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
...or whatever you call it
"You're really good at scaring people off sometimes," Joe says. He doesn't say that most of them tend to come back. Pete is the wooden duck and the guy with the rifle. Pete is the worm on the hook and the guy with the fishing pole.
fic  rps  joe/pete  humor  fob:patrick  bandom:  slash  r  band:fob 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
Past the state line with the radio glowing
"What are you doing?" Joe asks, voice hoarse, and then, "is that a Sharpie?" In the morning, Patrick has a Dali moustache, and Joe has a heart carefully drawn on his ribcage, framing the letters PLKW3.
ficlet  rps  joe/pete  short  worldbuilding  bandom:  slash  nc-17  band:fob 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
that's the time
Pete nods, slumping down in his seat. He stretches his legs out and crosses one ankle over the other, asking Joe if, "*Honeybun*, can you hand Patrick that guitar please?" Joe passes over the instrument, saying, "Sure, *buttercup*, sure,"
fic  rps  mcr  joe/pete  comment!fic  hilarity  cute  theme:first-time  bandom:  slash  favs:bandom  gigantic  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
Joe is the number one puppy nanny
Joe becomes Hemmy's primary caregiver, and even though Joe has his own room, it starts to feel like one of those terrible romance novels where the man of the house falls for the nanny.
ficlet  rps  joe/pete  fob:hemmy  chat!fic  short  smut  bandom:  slash  r  band:fob 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
The Grab-Ass Wars
It seemed to Patrick, as he got nearly bowled over by a hooting Joe with a manic Pete in hot pursuit, that the two of them were carrying on the absolute longest game of grab-ass he'd ever seen in his life. Really, at this point, it wasn't even a game anym
fic  rps  joe/pete  hilarity  bandom:  slash  nc-17  favs:bandom  thesamefire  band:fob 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices

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