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Unexpected - athenejen - Justified [Archive of Our Own]
Tim and Raylan both froze.

"Uh," said Tim. "Are you sure you want to do that?"

Rachel gave him an unimpressed look. "I wouldn't have suggested it if I didn't."

Raylan cleared his throat. "This seems like a bad idea," he said slowly. He met Tim's eyes.

"Which means we should do it," Tim finished the sentence for him. It should probably worry him that he'd known exactly what Raylan wanted him to say.

"Excellent," said Rachel. "Let's start with ten peanut and ten plain M&Ms each, with peanut equalling five plain. We can work out how many M&Ms clothes are worth as we go." [2702]
fic  justified  oneshot  justified:raylan  justified:rachel  justified:tim  OT3  theme:first-time  theme:officeromance  smut  hawt  rachel/raylan/tim  het  slash  nc-17  @AO3 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
idyll: Fiona's Apple
Fiona spins suddenly and looks up at Michael. "He's obviously on vacation. A transient. Not someone who will be around to remind us of anything. night." She gives him her best look of temptation and Michael's training does serve him well then: he manages not to say yes simply because of that look. "We can both get a little something we'd like."

Michael looks from her to the long-limbed man across the way and realizes how very pointless it is to try to resist that man, Fiona or one of Fiona's plans. "Okay." [2486]
fic  tv:burnnotice  crossover  tv:sga  oneshot  c:bn:michael  c:bn:fiona  theme:establishedrelationship  c:sga:ronon  OT3  onetime  hawt  p:bn:fiona/michael  p:xvr:fiona/michael/ronon  genre:smut  genre:het  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:idyll  @lj 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
the_losers_2010 | HEY LOSERS!
Jensen could honestly say that he had never actually seen this coming, but he has to admit he's not really within shouting distance of rational thought right now.
fic  thelosers  comment!fic  losers:jensen  losers:couger  kink  restraints  D/s-elements  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  hawt  humor  slash  nc-17  storm_petrel  favs:losers  opinion:0.0 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
frostfire_17: Listening To Hear Where You Are
"So it’s not like Nyota doesn’t think he’s going to go through with it. She heard the stories all through the Academy, she’s seen him in action first hand, she absolutely knows that Kirk is going to walk through that door in a skirt.

Just because she was forewarned, though, doesn’t mean she’s prepared." || In which Kirk loses a bet, Uhura hates him, Spock is bemused, and there is much pr0n. [8,254]
fic  startrekreboot  oneshot  startrek:kirk  startrek:uhura  startrek:spock  OT3  spock/uhura  theme:establishedrelationship  kink  crossdressing  theme:first-time  humor  hawt  slash  het  nc-17 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
nix: Seldom Laid Bare
Clothes!sex. That pretty much covers it.
fic  ncis  short  ncis:tony  ncis:gibbs  dinozzo/gibbs  smut  kink  humor  hawt  slash  nc-17  nix 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
He finds them all, creating charts and graphs within his head, while instincts and habits he thought long faded take over.
fic  sga  smut  sga:rodney  john/rodney  roughsex  painplay  kink  hawt  slash  nc-17  short 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
The Pines
this is an a/u, where McClane is still an NYPD detective, and Matt is - well, Matt, only minus laptop since they weren't invented yet - and it's 1977, and it's over 5,000 words, and I wrote it in about four hours, and I'm so tired now, and umm. there's barebacking. it's like. yeah.
fic  diehard  au:period  dh:matt  dh:john  john/matt  oneshot  hawt  slash  nc-17 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
Summary: Bobby comes back to the X-mansion and gets a
surprise. God, that's a lame summary. I apologize. [I don't care *how* lame the summary is, the story itself is awesome and hot and amazing, just like te's work usually is. Just, guh. I have no words for the hotness contained in this story.]
fic  marvel  x-men  xmen:bobby  xmen:hank  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  kink  hawt  slash  nc-17  te  favs:marvel  opinion:0.0 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
His Hands, Your Mouth
**Summary: Bullshit medals, alcohol, a massage, and Jim Kirk all combine to interrupt Leonard McCoy's life. **A/N: Written for the prompt of McCoy/Kirk. McCoy is having trouble destressing post-movie so Kirk decides to "doctor" his friend. Begins with Kirk massaging McCoy and ends with an infinitely irritated McCoy having his way with Kirk. The kinks? Rough McCoy, dirty talk. at the [info]st_xi_kink meme.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:bones  post-series  kirk/mccoy  theme:friendship  theme:snark  hawt  kink  roughsex  slash  nc-17  favs:startrek  opinion:awesome 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
STAR TREK XI KINK MEMENew -- The Perfect Solution
When drunk, Chekov admits that he loves sucking cock... right before he passes out. Kirk and McCoy are very intrigued and neither can get the thought out of their heads for the next few days. Yay for UST before the sex!
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:bones  startrek:kirk  startrek:chekov  OT3  kink  hawt  slash  nc-17  favs:startrek  opinion:0.0 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
teand: Five Times Eliot Did What had to be Done
Could also be called "Five Times Eliot Did *Who* Had to be Done". Sexy and funny and oh so Eliot, just the way I like my Leverage flavored. [3663]
fic  leverage  leverage:eliot  eliot/alec  eliot/parker  eliot/nathan  team!fic  hilarity  LOLZ  outdoor!sex  kink  hawt  humor  slash  het  nc-17  favs:leverage  for-amanda 
march 2009 by scorpionvoices
The Value of Secrets
Inspired by th_esaurus, who said, and I quote: "I have and love this idea that Jarvis' voice is based on a slightly sarcastic British man that Tony had a one-night stand with somewhere in mainland Europe (Italy! Silk sheets! Wine and cigarettes on a balcony!) and then never saw again." Set soon after the end of the first movie (she said optimistically).
fic  marvel  ironman  ironman:tony  other  unusualpairing  theme:robots  kink  restraints  toys  hawt  slash  nc-17  opinion:0.0 
march 2009 by scorpionvoices
blue_soaring: Drive You Wild
Supernatural/Iron Man. Sam/Dean/Tony. NC-17. ~4100 words. "Do you like burgers? I like burgers." **A/N: In my head this is titled "Wham Bam, Thank You Iron Man".
fic  tv:supernatural  crossover  m:ironman  u:marvel  c:spn:sam  c:spn:dean  c:ironman:tony  OT3  theme:establishedrelationship  genre:smut  kink:restraints  kink:incest  hawt  p:spn:dean/sam  p:xvr:dean/sam/tony  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  hilarity  for-kayla  opinion:0.0  @IJ  a:bluesoaring 
march 2009 by scorpionvoices
Routine Operations
Ron knows that Malfoy will be gone when he awakes--that Malfoy will leave the usual scroll, filled with names and locations, on Ron's pillow. Far from the proverbial rose. He'll just have to field Harry's questions again, over dinner with Tonks and Hermione, about just where he meets the Death Eater--about why Malfoy keeps doing this, about what Malfoy has to gain.
fic  hp  theme:war  ron/draco  short  hawt  slash  nc-17  interesting 
february 2009 by scorpionvoices
"Wutai." The glimpse Zack caught of Sephiroth's set face wasn't exactly reassuring. "The last place we'd look." Zack nodded once and lengthened his stride to keep up. Going back to Wutai was probably a mistake, but he'd take the risk of getting shot on sight by some farmer with a grudge. What Hojo could do to a person in a matter of days didn't bear thinking about, and Cloud had been missing for weeks.
fic  au  OT3  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:h/c  k:tentacles  hawt  opinion:0.0  g:FFVII  c:ff7:zack  c:ff7:sephiroth  c:ff7:cloud  genre:drama  kink:xenophilia  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:sleepswithcoyotes  @IJ 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
The best thing about festivals? Tents.
He's just about figured how to get the flexible poles, and Ryan swears he can hear Brendon giggling at that, to make the dome shape and he's threading the whole thing together, when arms go around his chest and he's lifted off the ground. [4,720]
fic  rps  p!atd  smut  brendon/spencer  jon/ryan  theme:first-time  gsf  OT4  bandom:  slash  nc-17  hawt  humor 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
Any Excuse
Sasuke/Naruto in the first part, moving on to Neji/Sasuke/Naruto in the second. :D

“Neji gets pissed off that he can’t leave hickeys, either,” Naruto said, sounding amused.
fic  an:naruto  naruto:naruto  naruto:neji  theme:establishedrelationship  naruto:sasuke  OT3  hawt  pairing:an:naruto/sasuke  pairing:an:naruto/neji  humor  genre:smut  genre:slash  rating:nc-17 
august 2008 by scorpionvoices
Live Wire
Rude/Reno don't-try-this-at-home kinkporn, for Yaoi Challenge 2005. Explicit m/m, no spoilers.
fic  FFVII  ff7:reno  ff7:rude  kink  hawt  smut  theme:establishedrelationship  slash  nc-17  laylah  reno/rude  opinion:0.0 
august 2008 by scorpionvoices
Triad (Yazoo/Kadaj/Loz)
♥ ...that's all I've got, really. I'm not sure if this *should* give me warm fuzzy feelings, but it does. AND it hits at least three of my own kinks at the same time. Aaaawesome. :-D
art:fanart  g:FFVII  OT3  hawt  trope:wingfic  k:tentacles  ge:slash  r:nc-17 
july 2008 by scorpionvoices
An Amicable Resolution
Will and Elizabeth find a way to make peace with Commodore Norrington, to everyone's satisfaction.
fic  potc  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:first-time  OT3  hawt  theme:love  humor  slash  het  nc-17  laylah  favs:potc  opinion:sweet 
july 2008 by scorpionvoices
Jon Walker is a Dirty Cheat
Jon exclaims, "Masturbation isn't cheating!" Ryan lets out a sigh of relief, Spencer tones down his bitchy look and Brendon says, "You're not doing it with us, are you? You're cheating with yourself!"
fic  rps  p!atd  spencer/brendon/ryan/jon  OT4  gsf  hawt  bandom:  slash  nc-17 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
Hot OT4 with a pregnant Teyla and a John who just doesn't know what he's allowed to have. A great character study of the two of them and their relationships with Rodney and Ronon
fic  sga  sga:john  sga:teyla  sga:ronon  sga:rodney  ot4  team!fic  kink  smut  hawt  het  slash  nc-17  favs:sga/sg1  favs:bestofthebest  recomended  opinion:0.0  theme:angst 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
Thoughts Colored Ugly
Ugly thoughts first bring River to Jayne's door and then drive Jayne to leave Serenity rather than face his own fears and needs, but he's faced with a River who is not willing to let him go out there and get hurt.
fic  firefly  firefly:river  firefly:jayne  kink  restraints  D/s  theme:love  long  hawt  het  nc-17  quality:good  RECOMENDED  favs:firefly  theme:angst 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices
where the blame lies
It was, of course, all Pete’s fault. Patrick would have probably happily existed without noticing just how pretty Ryan Ross was if Pete hadn’t mentioned it. But he did. And that’s why it was all Pete’s fault.
fic  rps  p!atd  fob:patrick  patd:ryan  patd:brendon  OT3  theme:first-time  hawt  theme:friendship  hilarity  bandom:  slash  nc-17  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices
A ryght cruell beast
JC's cell phone rang. "Hello. Yeah. No, what—" He looked at Chris and Justin. "Guys? It's Lance. He says there's a unicorn in his kitchen."
fic  rps  nsync  nsync:justin  nsync:chris  hilarity  hawt  popslash:  slash  nc-17  favs:popslash  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
Nails crept down Mikey's chest, fingers wrapping around his cock. Alicia's face appeared over Mikey's shoulder. “Hi,” she said, jacking Mikey off casually. “Close the door, would you? I think there are laws.”
fic  rps  mcr  pete/mikey/alicia  OT3  smut  hawt  bandom:  slash  het  nc-17  short  humor  impertinence  favs:bandom  band:fob 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
The one where they make Ryan come in his pants
When Zack, watching from the side stage sees Ryan arching and hears the sound echoing through the speakers, his mouth drops open and he drops his gaze to the little box in his hand. "Oh."
fic  rps  p!atd  spencer/brendon/ryan/jon  OT4  hawt  patd:zack  short  bandom:  slash  nc-17  favs:bandom  opinion:awesome 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
Oz asks for Xander's help and Xander learns about Oz, the wolf, and sense memory/memory sense.
fic  tv:buffythevampireslayer  c:btvs:oz  c:btvs:xander  theme:first-time  theme:feral  theme:friendship  kink:xenophilia  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  hawt  author:te  series:strays  opinion:0.0 
november 2007 by scorpionvoices
Standing on Ceremony
"Bullshit." Everyone's staring now. Zell wonders if anything like this has ever happened at Garden before. "We made those decisions as a team. We weren't just blindly following orders. If you're going to pass us, you should pass him."
fic  FFVIII  au:justalittledifferent  ff8:zell  ff8:squall  ff8:seifer  OT3  slash  nc-17  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:first-time  hawt  favs:ffviii  laylah  opinion:awesome 
november 2007 by scorpionvoices
Dick and Tim have a quiet night after patrol. With handcuffs. And sex toys.
fic  u:DC  co:batman  c:batman:tim  c:batman:dick  genre:smut  rating:nc-17  kink:restraints  kink:toys  genre:slash  hawt  author:weirdnessmagnet  opinion:0.0  @privatearchive 
july 2007 by scorpionvoices

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