scorpionvoices + h50:steve   69

A Poem Yet - Kass - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
"Is this Jameson's poetry seminar?" the guy asks.

"Beats me," Danny says, "but I hope it is, because otherwise I am in the wrong goddamned building." [6286]
fic  hawaii5-0  au:university  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:chin  h50:kono  theme:friendship  humor  shenanigans  theme:first-time  danny/steve  slash  r  @ao3  for-kayla 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
queenklu: I Have a History of Taking Off My Shirt
“Nice,” Steve says, and there is nothing on his face or in his tone to suggest he didn’t just check Danny out and give him a nod of approval. Because he just did.

“Okay, enough,” Danny snaps, dropping his hammer on Steve’s kitchen counter, freeing up both hands so he can express just how much this pisses him off. “You know, if I was a girl right now? I’d be all over you.”

That’s a smack upside Steve’s funny bone, by the looks of it. “All over me?”

“Yes, all over you—for sexual harassment, pal! You think you could get away with saying half the shit you do to me with Kono? She would kick your ass six ways to Sunday, and then Chin would offer to finish the job.” [5707]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  hilarity  shenanigans  boysaredorks  slash  nc-17  favs:h50  opinion:awesome  episoderelated 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
Home is the Sailor, Home from the Sea - laceymcbain - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
“You know,” Danny starts, “when you said 'home,' I kind of assumed you meant you had a place here, or a boat to go back to, or you know, something other than an active crime scene.”
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  missingscene  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:angst  theme:h/c  theme:firstkiss  danny/steve  slash  pg  laceymcbain  @AO3  episoderelated  opinion:sweet 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Alors On Danse
So here's how this happened:

Cee: it would awesome if Danny's ranting was misinterpreted by Kono to mean someone should peg the hell out of Steve and actually Danny meant, like, get him drunk and make him talk about his feelings or something.

Gus: HAHAHAHAHA Oh my God. Especially since it's now canon that Kono kind of... takes things a little further than the rest of the team expects. I can just imagine Danny's little face. "YOU DID WHAT. I JUST MEANT TAKE HIM OUT FOR A DRINK."



As usual, it's somehow ALL Gus' fault. [6606]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:kono  h50:steve  h50:danny  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  smut  kink  D/s-elements  humor  kono/steve  het  nc-17  robanybody  opinion:awesome  kink:pegging 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
End Of Days - somehowunbroken - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
“McGarrett,” Chin says, calm in the face of the storm like nobody else could ever be. His hand is warm on Steve’s arm and Steve focuses on the feeling, tries to ground himself in it. “You have to tell us what’s going on, brah.”

“That was HPD,” he tells them shortly. “Hesse got Danny. Bomb collar.”

“Let’s go,” Kono says, already on her way to the car. “We have to – where, where, where?”

“I’ll drive,” Steve says, and nobody says a word as he slides into the driver’s seat. [2355]
fic  hawaii5-0  au:justalittledifferent  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:kono  h50:chin  theme:angst  theme:totherescue!  theme:h/c  danny/steve  slash  @AO3  genre:action  episoderelated  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Thirty-Six Hours and Fifteen Minutes - leupagus - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
It turns out knowing that Steve's breath catches whenever you press teeth against his throat doesn't mean he can't still make you want to murder him whenever he launches himself off a roof in pursuit of a suspect or decides there's not enough time to put on his vest before busting into a meth lab and beating people up. [15,462]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:friendship  theme:dating  shenanigans  boysaredorks  dorksinlove  theme:first-time  smut  romance  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  leupagus  @AO3 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
portraitofafool: How to Move in Silence
His ears ache, more a phantom pain now than anything real. It’s been three months since the accident and he thinks maybe the hurt is akin to what people think they feel when they’ve lost a limb. Amputated arms can’t be all that different than a destroyed sense, can they? He wonders and wonders, but can never dream up an answer that’s even remotely satisfactory. After all, he doesn’t imagine he can hear things anymore.
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:steve  h50:danny  theme:deafness  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:aftermath  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  for-kayla  opinion:sweet 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: J'Oublierai Jamais Sa Réponse.
So he knows the plan and how it's supposed to go, but somehow, sitting in Steve's pick-up truck, listening to Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin', a classic American tune with vocals by one Freddie Mercury, he is less convinced of its ineffability. Especially with the way Steve keeps smirking at him as he runs yet another red light and tries to swerve into the Jag.

"No," Danny says firmly, scowl already in place, even though he's only been in the truck for five minutes, and Steve rolls his eyes.

"I was aiming for the bumper," he sighs, adjusting his shades (and it's ridiculous that he's even wearing those because it's nighttime and Danny's never going to understand demons and their need for unnecessary dramatics and absurd accessories), so that he can look over at Danny with a petulant expression that still gets Danny, even though he tries so hard not to be affected by him. [1538]
fic  hawaii5-0  au:fusion  goodomens  h50:danny  h50:steve  shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:demons  theme:angels  short  danny/steve  slash  robanybody  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
someidiothasice: For Your Eyes Only
Four times Steve told Danny it's classified and one time he told him the truth. [5614]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:steve  humor  theme:angst  missingscene  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  romance  danny/steve  slash  r  style:fivethings 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Ain't Gotta Flaunt For Me
She dresses in a Versace rip-off that's a little more comfortable than the real thing and wears the Manolo Blahniks she blew half her paycheck on as a birthday present to herself. She takes a picture of herself and sends it to Danny just because she knows he'll boost her ego with his response. Two minutes later, she gets a text saying 'WOW' and smiles delightedly. He's so easy, but she kind of likes that about him.

The date lasts twenty minutes, from the drinks to the salad, and ends abruptly when he tells her that he wants children soon before his five-year plan comes to an end and would a June wedding be too soon?

She spends 50 minutes on the phone with Malia the next day, yelling at her for not vetting Kono's blind dates more thoroughly and vowing to never date anyone again. Malia just laughs until she cries and tries to choke out an apology in between Kono's horrified re-telling of the entire evening.

Kono vows to spend the rest of her life alone with a taser in her purse.
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:kono  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:chin  humor  theme:family  theme:dating  shenanigans  theme:first-time  danny/kono  het  robanybody  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
sheafrotherdon: Afterthought
"Okay, look, pay attention." Danny comes in close, radiating heat and aggravation. "I get that today was bad, it sucked, I understand this. But I am not helpless. You get that? Do you get that? I have a gun, I am trained to use it, I feel good about shooting people who intend to do me harm. I may not have your ju-jitsu, kung-fu, bare-knuckle fight skills, but I have punched you in the jaw already, so you know exactly how good I hit. Admittedly, it's crossed my mind that you may have the ability to disembowel someone with your mind, but you also seem unable to eat and sleep without prompting, a more useful survival skill on a day-to-day basis that I have actually mastered." He looks down at his shoes, breathing hard; back up at Steve's face. "I am not going anywhere." [~1808]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:steve  h50:danny  theme:angst  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  danny/steve  slash  r  sheafrotherdon  episoderelated 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
slipthroughknot: Duck and Cover
"I'll press the button, I swear. I'll press it!" John Romero, aka Razzle, said, standing behind the bank of elevators while Danny stood at the center of the mall.

"Listen," Chin said. "I'm familiar with the explosives you're using." Of course he is. "It has a small area of effect. You'll kill him for sure." Comforting. "But this guy here," Chin said, pointing at Steve, whose face had settled into grim, robotic lines, "he won't be happy." Chin paused. "I won't be happy. My cousin up there, with the big gun? She won't be happy. And believe me, between the three of us? You'd beg for death."

"Where did you take hostage negotiations classes, Iran?" Razzle asked. "Jesus fucking Christ, that's supposed to make me not want to press the button?"

"You're dealing with the crazy branch of the police, you asshole!" Kono shouted from the second floor. [~1500]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:kono  h50:chin  humor  shenanigans  cute  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  danny/steve  slash  pg 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Can I Interest You In Hanukkah - lazulisong - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
The Macabees, as represented by a force of tiny plastic figures in pink and yellow, rushed under the elephant manned by GI Joes and cut open the elephant's stomach with an equally tiny pink spatula from Grace's Barbie collection. The elephant fell over with suitable sound effects, crushing the GI Joes and one of the Polly Pockets beneath it.

"Though you have died this day, my sons," declaimed Danny solemnly, "you have defeated our enemies, and Jerusalem is once more ours!"

The Daughters of Zion, as represented by Grace tearing around the room with Mary's tambourine, cheered. [1243]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:grace  theme:holidays  theme:family  theme:friendship  humor  shenanigans  gen  pg  lazulisong  @AO3 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
troyswann: Chip is a Nick-Name
Author's Notes: Sig said, "You could do a story where Kono and Chin are singers and Danny is a club manager and Steve says 'Book 'em, Danno'" and I said, "That would be ridiculous," and certain people (you know who you are) said, "Write that!" So here it is. *facepalm* If it's any consolation, it gets past the groaner of a one-liner pretty quickly and moves on to other things. [5600]
fic  hawaii5-0  au:justalittledifferent  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  humor  shenanigans  theme:undercover  crack  danny/steve  pre-slash  genre:action  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
siria: Inkling
Danny does not tear his hair out, because Danny is a man of great patience—eight years married to Rachel, two years being very pointedly not married to Rachel, and almost a year working alongside Steve have demonstrated that very nicely, thanks so much. "Am I speaking a language that is not English, here?"

Steve's shrug aims for nonchalant, but doesn't quite make it. "You are from Jersey."

"Oh, I see," Danny says, taking a step forward until he's just a little too close to Steve for comfort, for plausible deniability; until he's in close orbit around Steve, just like always, able to smell the salt-water scent of him, to see his Adam's apple working. Danny grins. "Now we're reduced to taking pot-shots at Jersey, huh? Well, that is not going to work. I do not see that working. You know why?"

"I have a feeling you're going to tell me anyway," Steve says. [~1400]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  dialogue  theme:friendship  theme:snark  hilarity  boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  danny/steve  slash  siriaeve  favs:h50  @DW  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
cottontail: The Pineapple Warehouse
At this point Danny was pretty sure that no matter what the hostiles were using, he and his partner were screwed. Come on, five fully-auto sub-machine guns against a couple Smith & Wesson .9 mils? What were their odds?

Steve quickly snaked an arm out, snatched a random piece of blown up pineapple from the nearby crate and stuffed it into his mouth.

Danny sighed.

Where the hell were Chin and Kono?
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:snark  theme:injury  theme:friendship  danny/steve  pre-slash  genre:action  rating:pg-13 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
giddygeek: Do Your Worst (or just do me)
"Babe," Danny says, trying for amused but mostly sounding wrecked, "I gotta tell you that as incredible as this is, I think it falls a little short, maybe just a mile or two hundred miles short, of being an effective interrogation technique."

Steve looks up and Danny groans at the sight of him, all intent and focused, with Danny's cock in his mouth. His tongue cradles the head as he pauses to think about it, then he drags back to speak and Danny gasps, twitching under the heavy weight of Steve's body across his legs, holding him down against the mattress.

"I don't know, Danny," Steve says, mouth wet, trying for a bland expression but his eyes give him away, gleaming with humor. "I think I could get whatever I wanted out of you right now." [1300]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  romance  theme:establishedrelationship  smut  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  giddygeek  for-kayla  opinion:adorable  episoderelated  opinion:sweet 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
missthesquid: Rules to be Broken
Summary: for my [info]h50_50 table; prompt used was 'Fantasy AU'. Danny hunts monsters and demons. Steve is startlingly accommodating about it all.
fic  hawaii5-0  au:magicalrealism  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  humor  crack  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  for-kayla  warning:grammar  genre:action 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
Things Unattempted Yet - misspamela - hawa [Archive of Our Own]
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, please tell me you're not delirious," Danny said, making a big show of checking Steve's forehead, even though he could feel him burning up from six inches away. "Please tell me that 'I wish I was in Newark,’ aren't going to be your last words. No, no, I take that back, because as last words go, I approve, but I am not even entertaining the thought that we’re in last words territory here." [4444]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:chin  h50:kono  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:injury  theme:angst  romance  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  misspamela  @AO3  opinion:sweet 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
ratherastory: In the Dark
Steve gets a migraine, and Danny turns out to be kind of awesome about it. [3680]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:steve  h50:danny  theme:illness  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  gen  for-kayla  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
If You Were a Laser, You'd Be Set on 'Stunning' - shrift - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
"Look, I'm your partner, not your boss. Sleep with me, don't sleep with me, it's entirely up to you," Steve said. "I was merely expressing interest to gauge if there was any reciprocity."

"Reciprocity? What are you, a word of the day calendar? And are you telling me 'we could fuck sometime' is expressing interest? *We could fuck sometime*? Have you dated at all in the last decade? Why do you always do this to me when I'm driving? Is this some kind of psychological conditioning you're doing so that I'll always let you drive?" [1000]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:firstkiss  humor  danny/steve  slash  shrift  @AO3  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
jendavis: Silent Shout & Enjoy the Silence
He'd meant it when he'd said that Danny had a tone, which shouldn't have surprised anyone. Danny, of course, had sputtered in indignation upon hearing it, but that had only proved the point.

Months went by, interviews and arrests and busts and bullets, and through all that daily grind and chaos, Steve was starting to learn the tones of his silences as well.
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:steve  h50:danny  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:h/c  danny/steve  pre-slash  jendavis  style:fivethings  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
lantean_drift: Nowhere But Here
Danny climbs into Steve’s hammock because it’s just been one of those days, okay?
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:steve  h50:danny  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  outdoor!sex  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  opinion:sweet 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
tieleen: One day I'll manage to crossover all fandoms that ever existed, see if I don't.
This is an inexplicable ficlet born from the second picture in this post, where Scotty Caan (i.e Danny from Hawaii 5-0) is wearing a hideous ring he clearly stole off the set of The Vampire Diaries. There are many ways to deal with that, like wondering what Scotty Caan would be doing on the set of TVD, or why Danny Williams needs an immortality ring, but then [info]robanybody said, "That just makes his ring even MORE hilarious because, dude, you are not an immortal! And not just because you don't have the sword or the coat. Excuse me while I make endless Highlander jokes about him." And since my brain is a very confused place, this happened.
ficlet  hawaii5-0  crossover  highlander  oneshot  h50:steve  h50:danny  h50:kono  h50:chin  team!fic  theme:friendship  theme:grief  warning:characterdeath-sortof  gen  rating:pg-13 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
Lost at the Edge of the Sun - james - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
Living in Hawai'i is expensive, especially when you're still paying a mortgage on a house back in Jersey. When things get to be too much, Danny has to make a hard decision. The hardest part is keeping the rest of the team from finding out that he's homeless. [24478]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  theme:angst  theme:role-reversal  h50:steve  ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:UST  theme:firstkiss  drama  danny/steve  pre-slash  jameswalkswithwind  favs:h50  quality:good  for-kayla  for-cindy  @AO3  rating:pg-13 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
gyzym: we believe in the sum of ourselves
Danny sucks in a breath through his nose, and Steve realizes all at once that he's been wrong about something essential to Danny's character for awhile now. He'd thought he'd seen Danny out of control after that first case, what with the yelling and the hand waving and the general insanity. And then he'd thought it again after that thing with his old partner and the guy strapped to the hood of his car--thought he'd seen Danny at his limit, was sure of it, knew it in his bones.

But he'd been wrong, because this--his hair everywhere, his face rigid with a mixture of fury and panic, his hands twitching by his sides--this is Danny out of control. [4615]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  humor  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  gyzym  episoderelated 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
ergo - Siria - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
Steve tosses his phone back onto the table, looks completely unmoved by Danny's spirited testimony. "You," he says with relish, like this is some irrefutable proof or something, "have feelings."

"Yes," Danny says, poking him in the chest, "yes, I have feelings, because I am a human person and not an alien robot from the Planet Head Injury. Therefore, feelings! That does not mean that any of those feelings are Steve-shaped."

Steve just grins at him, like he knows all of Danny's denials and his protestations are just that—a weak excuse for an excuse. [869]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  romance  danny/steve  slash  pg  @AO3  opinion:adorable  opinion:sweet 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
I could see, you home with me - pixel (thecatwasnot) - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
The first thing that Danny realizes is that Steve is still in bed--awake, clicking away on his laptop, but still in bed. Danny wonders if he should write it on the calendar: Steve - in bed after ass o'clock in the morning. The second thing he notices is that Steve is petting him, running his fingers through Danny’s hair, scratching his scalp, and it feels pretty awesome actually, but petting all the same. “This does not mean I have been domesticated,” Danny half--mumbles into his pillow. [1299]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:friendship  theme:snark  sleepysex  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  @AO3  opinion:sweet 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
dogeared: Staying Power
Danny figures it out. "Oh my god, what are you—are you carbo-loading?"

"What can I say, Danno—you take a lot out of a guy," Steve says, and the funny thing is that Danny can tell that he isn't even really joking, which is just beyond ridiculous. [~420]
ficlet  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  worldbuilding  hilarity  theme:establishedrelationship  shenanigans  boysaredorks  danny/steve  slash  short  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
Appealing - Elayna - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
"He's really good, isn't he?" Kono added, and Danny nodded in agreement. Steve had great patter, fast, easy, and different juggling tricks, behind the back, under one raised knee, pretending to almost drop something before catching it, making the girls shriek and giggle. Gracie was having a fabulous time, smiling brightly.

In fact, all the tweenies were smiling at Steve. Steve, in a black t-shirt and tan cargo pants, the muscles of his arms flexing attractively, flashes of his tats prominently visible. Steve, with his beautiful eyes and his sweet smile. "Oh God," Danny said, clamping his hand over his eyes.

"Danny?" Kono asked in alarm.

"No, never mind." Danny dropped his hand, waving off her concern, because how could he properly express the horror of his daughter's tweenie friends all crushing on his partner? [847]
ficlet  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:kono  h50:grace  fluff  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:friendship  humor  danny/steve  slash  pg  @AO3  opinion:sweet 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
Bedhead - elandrialore - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
He's loose and relaxed, scratching a hand over his belly when he walks into the kitchen, and he's about to say something sarcastic about Danny making him breakfast, but then his mouth just sort of opens and he can't close it because Danny's in just his dress shirt, but today it's all wrinkled and unbuttoned, and his boxers, his skinny, pale legs leading down to bare feet, and his hair has gone crazy, all puffed up and swirly, and when Danny turns around his eyes are sleepy and he's got even worse stubble than he usually does, and Steve's never wanted anything more in his life.

"What?" Danny asks, and his voice is ragged, and Steve would bet money that he's still sleep warm, and that he smells even more like the scent that drives Steve crazy after too many long days in a row. [889]
ficlet  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:steve  h50:danny  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  fluff  sleepysex  danny/steve  slash  elandrialore  @AO3  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
ratherastory: Hawaii Heat
“Hey, Danno, you with me?” He gets only an inarticulate hum in response, and on impulse he reaches over and presses a hand to his partner's face. Danny jerks a bit, pulling away. “Yeah, okay, you need medical attention.”

That gets a reaction. “No. Dammit, McGarrett, I'm fine. I just need some sleep.”

“Except that I can practically feel your body temperature rising from here. You get enough to drink today?”

“Yeah, didn't you see the twelve-pack of Gatorade I carried in my holster all day?” Danny's slurring his words, hasn't bothered opening his eyes. “Just take me home, would you?” [4224]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:steve  h50:danny  theme:friendship  theme:illness  theme:h/c  theme:firstkiss  danny/steve  slash  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
ink_like_blood: put your mind at ease
Somewhere in the last year, while Steve was busy killing bad guys, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has been erased from the books and guys like Jeff can marry whoever they damn well please.

Steve sits down hard on one of his kitchen chairs and doesn’t move again until his phone buzzes with an urgent 'where r u? gun runners spotted off diamond head' from Danny. It’s lucky he spent ten years learning how to do things without thinking, or Steve would wonder later how he managed to drive his car from his house to 5-0 headquarters. [5864]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:steve  characterstudy  worldbuilding  h50:danny  theme:friendship  theme:UST  theme:angst  theme:transformation  theme:DADT  theme:comingout  theme:first-time  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  eleanorlavish  favs:h50  for-kayla  for-cindy  opinion:awesome 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Livin' At the Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe
So a week ago, Gus was sick and miserable, so to cheer her up, I wrote her 687 words of Steve being sick and the team being unsympathetic bastards.
ficlet  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:chin  h50:kono  theme:illness  hilarity  shenanigans  team!fic  gen  robanybody  for-kayla  rating:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
misspamela: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it
"Wait, are you speechless?" Steve asked. "Because if so, I want to write down the date." He grinned at Danny, that same stupid fucking grin that he always had when he was giving Danny shit, even though his mouth was still slick and red from sucking Danny's fingers, Jesus fuck. "You *are* speechless," Steve continued. "This is a momentous day. I'm taking a picture."
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:friendship  theme:seduction  theme:snark  theme:first-time  danny/steve  slash  nc-17 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
nova33: what the hell is a lillesand anyway?
“You clearly can’t do this on your own.”

“Oh no?” Danny asks, turning on his heels to raise his eyebrows at Steve. “You know, I’ve been an adult for over ten years now, I am capable of driving to a store, browsing around it, maybe even asking someone for assistance – I’m okay at talking to people, even, I don’t know if you noticed-”

“Oh, I noticed,” Steve says, but it’s under his breath, like he doesn’t expect it to even make a dent in Danny’s deluge.

“-And then purchasing my own goddamned bed.”

“Danny,” Steve says, and Danny stops, hands on his hips. Steve suspects it’s the one concession that Danny’s going to allow, since Steve refrained from the nickname. “You were sleeping on a fold-out.” [~3000]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:first-time  shenanigans  boysaredorks  hilarity  danny/steve  slash  nova33  rating:pg-13 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
When All of New York City Misses You - leupagus, sutlers - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
He wakes up to a call from the Governor. In light of Steve McGarrett's reactivation, Five-0 will need a new team leader. McGarrett recommended Danny before he left; she expects to see Danny in her office in an hour for an interview.

Danny hangs up the phone and turns over. "What the hell is she -- "

The bed's empty. There's a pink scrunchie on the pilllow -- Gracie's, probably the one that she left at Steve's house a couple of weeks ago -- and a set of keys, familiar because Danny's watched Steve spin them around his finger for the better part of a year and a half.

There's no note. [15,492]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:kono  h50:chin  h50:grace  ensemble  theme:angst  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:injury  theme:sacrifice  theme:fixing  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  leupagus  sutlers  long  @AO3  for-kayla  for-cindy 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: And That's When My Heart Departed
Steve's starting to feel like his personal life is a sitcom written by very lazy writers whereas his professional life is written by some soap opera writer who clearly stopped giving a shit about logic and suspension of disbelief midway. It's the only way he can explain the barrage of terrorist threats, bomb threats, escaped serial killers, and drug cartel cases that hit the 5-0 within the span of a month and a half, swamping HPD and the team, and making it so that everyone has to work the cases in long, staggered shifts. Everyone works the overtime and complains and drinks bad coffee and generally acts like the goddamn good cops that they are, working their asses off to close the cases and keep Hawaii safe. [7,519 words, sequel to Roll Like A Team and Tu Moi Aussi?]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:steve  h50:danny  h50:kono  OT3  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  theme:love  theme:injury  theme:angst  danny/kono/steve  slash  het  robanybody  rating:pg-13 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Tu Moi Aussi?
Danny's confused about a lot of things -- like how he ended up drunk and royally fucked on Steve's ridiculous bed, curled around Kono like she was his personal pillow while Steve kept rolling around and smacking Danny's face with his hands all night -- but he knows for a fact that Kono looks fucking fantastic in just an old T-shirt and her underwear, dancing around the kitchen to Cyndi Lauper as she works on breakfast. Danny's almost starting to forget that he woke up irritated and ready for an argument, and he definitely forgets that he woke up alone because Kono was down here making breakfast and Steve had left to go surfing before the sun was fully up because his alien leaders didn't teach him normal human things, like sleeping in and how to enjoy morning sex. [5714 words, sequel to Roll Like A Team]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:kono  h50:steve  OT3  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:snark  theme:angst  humor  danny/kono/steve  slash  het  nc-17  robanybody 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Roll Like A Team
Kono's been in a lot of situations involving two guys and booze (there was once a goat involved, but it was a rival mascot 'Animal House' sort of thing and she wasn't involved with that part of it, and none of the participants ever talk about that anyway), but not one of them has ever ended up as an honest-to-God porn movie until she met Steve and Danny.
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:kono  h50:danny  h50:steve  OT3  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:snark  theme:first-time  humor  danny/kono/steve  slash  het  nc-17  robanybody  opinion:sweet 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
suchdisguise: If One Has Not Dined Well
Danny opened the door wearing an apron.

"What the ever-loving fuck," Steve said, his jaw dropping.

The apron said "Kiss the chef." There was sugar on Danny's nose.

"OK, fine, yes, I'm ridiculous," Danny agreed, having the decency to look equal parts ashamed and indignant, "But just you wait 'til you've tasted it." [1402]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:steve  h50:danny  theme:food  theme:friendship  hilarity  shenanigans  theme:firstkiss  danny/steve  slash  for-kayla  for-cindy  style:fivethings  rating:pg-13 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
foxxcub: Out Of Sight
This is 100% an example of fandom incepting my brain.

I actually wrote Steve/Danny spooning fic for The Cuddle Meme.


I blame all of you. And if you think I'm talking about you, I am. [517]
ficlet  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:captivity  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:snark  hilarity  LOLZ  danny/steve  slash  foxxcub  for-cindy  for-kayla  rating:pg-13 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
moonythestrals: Just Like the Saturday Morning PBS Kids Lineup
The speed of Steve McGarrett's age regression as a function of time exposed to Danny Williams, chart to follow. Plot is tenuous, snark is aplenty. [AKA THE ONE WHERE DRUNK!STEVE TRIES TO DATE THE SINK] [4400]
fic  hawaii5-0  crack  h50:steve  h50:danny  h50:chin  h50:kono  shenanigans  boysaredorks  hilarity  LOLZ  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:snark  theme:officeromance  danny/steve  slash  r  moonythestrals  favs:h50  for-kayla  for-cindy 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
sutlers: How to Ruin Your Life in One Easy Step
It's always easy to tell when Steve has gotten fucked: there's a looseness to his movements, the secret curve of a smile when he thinks no one is looking. And it happens a lot—Steve is apparently kind of easy, which was not something Danny would have guessed when they met but in retrospect makes a lot of sense. [~1300]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:jealousy  theme:first-time  short  danny/steve  slash  r  sutlers  @DW  kink:rimming 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
kitsune_tsuki: Mele Kalikimaka
The thing is, Danny actually thought he'd done a good job of not showing how much not having a white Christmas was bothering him. [2193]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:grace  h50:chin  h50:kono  team!fic  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:friendship  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:holidays  theme:domesticity  danny/steve  pre-slash  kitsune_tsuki  @DW  for-kayla  rating:pg-13 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
leupagus: Date Night
Steve makes a face as he shifts around on his side of the bed. Even he's not sure what he's trying to say, really. "I was just thinking, you know. Maybe this weekend, if you're free. There's a nice restaurant in Kailua, I just thought--"

"Is it that place we all took Gracie to last month, with the deep-fried mahi?" Danny asks, rolling onto his back with a low groan. Steve gets distracted for a second, remembering all the things he did to Danny to make that noise happen this morning. "She liked that place. Sure, we'll pick you up around what, seven tomorrow?"

"No, I meant--" but Danny's already getting out of bed, hobbling toward the shower, and the day's started.
fic  hawaii5-0  comment!fic  h50:steve  h50:danny  h50:grace  theme:clueless  trope:stealth!dating  humor  danny/steve  slash  r  leupagus  @DW  opinion:sweet 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
leupagus: (Deep Thoughts about Hawaii Five-0; also, PROMPT ME PLEASE)
She frowns, a little perplexed line between her brows as she takes in the strained smile on Danny's face. "Is something wrong?"

Danny shakes his head. "No, honey, why would anything be wrong?"

"Because you only stutter when Steve's around," she says bluntly, setting Steve off again because the man has no goddamn sense of decorum. "Did you hit your head on something? Do you need a doctor?"

Danny's about to say something, but Steve breaks in with "Doctor," said in this breathy gasp that guarantees that Danny is going to get Kono to break into his high school records so he can find some embarrassing shit on him that he is going to blow up to poster size and hang up all over the office. "I'm fine, Gracie," he sighs, feeling defeated by this entire day. "It's just a dad thing. You'll understand some day when you have kids."
fic  hawaii5-0  comment!fic  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:grace  theme:family  hilarity  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:snark  danny/steve  pre-slash  g  robanybody 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
kitsune_tsuki: The Life You Save
The fact that Steve McGarrett has something of an obsessive personality doesn't come as a surprise to Danny. [2197]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  hilarity  theme:food  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  shenanigans  boysaredorks  danny/steve  slash  kitsune_tsuki  @DW  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
giddygeek: Tell You What (you're gonna do)
"Would you like to ask me in?" Danny asks, parking the car.

Steve is already out of his seatbelt, out of his seat. He leans back into the car to smirk at Danny, says, "You're coming in."

"That is not asking," Danny says. He unbuckles, steps out of the car. Steve is waiting for him by the door, holding it open. "We've talked about this, we've done this, you know how it works. You know that isn't asking, Steve. Asking gives a person a choice, a chance to go with their own preferences. For example, I asked you if you would like to ask me in. If you had not wanted to ask me in, you could have said, 'Another time, Detective Williams,' and I would have said, 'Okay,' and that would have been--"

"Did I ask you to keep flapping your jaw?"

"I'll tell you what you're asking for now, McGarrett--"

"Danno," Steve says, hand on Danny's neck, head tilted down so he can look Danny in the eye from up close, too close. "Would you like to come in?"

And Danny says, "Well, since you asked so nicely."
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:first-time  theme:officeromance  shenanigans  boysaredorks  dorksinlove  hilarity  danny/steve  slash  nc-17  giddygeek  favs:h50 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: And Now For Something Completely Similar
It's one of those perfect mornings that are endemic to Hawaii: blue skies, bright sunshine, soft breezes, and the perfect amount of heat and humidity so that everything is warm and golden, but not sticky and muggy. It's a perfect day for lounging at the beach, riding a few waves, and maybe drinking some beers on the sand.

So of course, Danny is complaining about everything simply because Hawaii is not New Jersey. Steve had tuned him out about ten minutes into his usual "everything in Hawaii is wrong compared to Jersey" routine and now that Danny's singing his other favorite song, "what is *wrong* with you, seriously, this is not *normal*," Steve's even less inclined to listen to him. [5320 words, sequel to Same As It Ever Was and I've Become A Cliche]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:steve  h50:danny  h50:kono  h50:chin  team!fic  theme:angst  hilarity  theme:friendship  shenanigans  danny/steve  slash  r  robanybody  opinion:sweet 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: I've Become A Cliché
The lump underneath his face starts moving and moaning softly, something unintelligible about hangovers and bastard partners, and Steve freezes because fuck, he knows that voice. Please, God, he begs silently, moving away so that he can look down and see who exactly is in his bed. 'Please don't let this be Danny, please don't let this be Danny, please don't let this be Danny' plays repeatedly in his head, each plea seeming more frantic than the last one. He has made a lot of mistakes in his life, but please don't let him have made the one that ended up with him fucking his partner when they'd just managed to quash most of the rumors that they were a couple.

Except life is never that kind to him because it is Danny in his bed. He recognizes the curve of his shoulder, the aggressive line of his back from all those times he walked away from Steve in a huff. [3581 words, sequel to Same As It Ever Was]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:steve  h50:danny  humor  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:angst  theme:snark  theme:officeromance  danny/steve  slash  r  robanybody 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Same As It Ever Was
So fine, he's married to Danny and everyone knows it. He's married to Danny and they're not having sex and fighting over everything, so it's exactly like a real marriage. And he maybe likes that he has this guy at his side who fights with him and for him and yells at him and takes care of him and lets him into his life and his daughter's life without any second thoughts. So maybe it's not such a bad thing being married to Danny, no matter how much they disavow any kind of affection for each other and no matter how often Danny threatens to beat him in Morse code as a way to improve their communication skills. [3509]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:steve  h50:danny  h50:kono  h50:chin  hilarity  shenanigans  theme:snark  trope:stealth!dating  theme:clueless  danny/steve  pre-slash  robanybody  rating:pg-13 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Stop Me If You've Heard This One
It's another one of those life-or-death situations that seems to have become a normal part of their lives. Usually, it's gunfire and choppers and Bazooka Joe over there hanging off buildings by his fingertips and firing, like, rocket launchers and shit; not fighting crime the normal way, but the Hawaiian way, with more water and sand than Danny ever wants to see in his life. It'd make for a great story if it weren't Danny's actual life.
fic  hawaii5-0  case-file  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:kono  h50:chin  team!fic  theme:friendship  humor  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  gen  robanybody  rating:pg-13 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
pavlovs_kitten: Covert Operations
Grace's friend's dad got married to his boyfriend. And they'd been dating less time than her dad and Steve. So how come Danno and Steve weren't married yet? [1586]
fic  hawaii5-0  h50:danny  h50:grace  h50:steve  humor  shenanigans  theme:family  theme:futurefic  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:marriage  fluff  danny/steve  slash  for-kayla  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices

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