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lordessrenegade: read about the afterlife
For as long as there has been an internet, there has existed the idea that it may have a consciousness. This theory has never been proven. [3000 words. Pete is the internet. 'Nuff said.]
fic  rps  au:realworld  crack  fob:patrick  fob:pete  sad  pete/patrick  bandom:  slash  pg  lordessrenegade  theme:angst  band:fob 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
impertinence: Fivehead and the Velociraptor
"Sing," Pete said. "Come on, do it." "You can't actually force me, you know." "It's like you think I don't plan ahead," Pete said. "Sing - or I will." The look on Patrick's face, difficult to read through the scales though it was, told him Patrick had heard him sing. "That's cheating." Pete shrugged. "Okay," he said, and started screaming the intro to an Arma song. Patrick only lasted a few seconds before he threw his claws up in the air. "Okay! Okay, Jesus. Asshole." [Beauty and the Beast AU! Sorta! Sheer genius.]
fic  rps  au:fusion  fairytale  fob:pete  fob:patrick  pete/patrick  crack  trope:animorph  hilarity  shenanigans  dorksinlove  bandom:  slash  theme:love  impertinence  theme:angst  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
february 2010 by scorpionvoices
7iris: The Words and the Music
See, this is why Patrick doesn't like to get crazy-drunk: because he will end up alone in a booth in the back of a club with a completely sober Pete and Ashlee, and when Ashlee starts joking about how pregnancy is making her feel like a hippo, he will say, with the earnestness that only the wretchedly drunk possess, "But your pregnancy boobs are amazing."
fic  rps  oneshot  fob:patrick  drunk!character  pete/ashlee  theme:establishedrelationship  pete/ashlee/patrick  OT3  theme:first-time  humor  theme:friendship  theme:love  bandom:  slash  nc-17  a:7iris  band:fob  note:retag 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
azurejay: Stranger Things Have Happened
And it would be a very exciting, action-packed adventure story, full of international intrigue and the frustration of searching for someone who doesn't want to be found, but Patrick doesn't like flying over oceans and he doesn't have time to go halfway around the world chasing after Pete; he's actually kind of pissed at Pete, thanks. He tells Joe that Pete can stay in fucking Madagascar with the fucking lemurs if he fucking wants to. Also, just as Patrick is getting ready to be an idiot and buy a plane ticket, even though he has no actual proof Pete went to Madagascar at all--the next morning, right when Patrick is about to buy a plane ticket, Bob calls him. Bob says, "Patrick, I just talked to Pete. I have bad news." [26,012]
fic  rps  theme:futurefic  fob:patrick  ensemble  post-band  sad  bandom:  gen  quality:good  long  theme:angst  band:fob  challenge:bandombigbang  rating:pg-13 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
ethrosdemon: Come porn with me! Porn-paragraph-a-thon
Pete's Pete, and his sexual exploration mainly skews towards making out and holding hands. Pete would rather fall in love than fuck, it's as simple as that. Patrick, though, got his heart broken once and learned to fuck without consequences. [the one where pete may possibly have an embarrassment kink]
ficlet  rps  fob:patrick  pete/patrick  humor  theme:friendship  smut  bandom:  slash  nc-17  ethrosdemon  band:fob 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
behindthec: Exactly Where You'd Like Me
Contrary to popular belief, Patrick Stump is not in love with Pete Wentz. He has learned this slowly, sometimes painfully, sometimes hilariously, over many years. Where the general trend is to start out friends and suddenly wake up one day to realize, BAM, you're in love, Patrick has essentially lived the opposite of this.
fic  rps  p!atd  fob:patrick  patd:brendon  brendon/patrick  theme:friendship  hilarity  theme:first-time  cute  shenanigans  boysaredorks  bandom:  slash  nc-17  band:fob 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
iphignia939: internal consistency
If dressing like an extra in Our Town and wearing a capelet and a monocle don't mean love, I don't know what the hell does. [the one where they think Patrick's going 'round the bend]
fic  rps  fob:patrick  pete/patrick  hilarity  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  bandom:  slash  r  iphignia939  favs:bandom  theme:angst  band:fob 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
giddygeek: A Minor Fall (a Major Pain in the Ass)
By the third time he has to duck a water bottle that had totally been launched directly at his head -- one of those Fiji ones, too; a bottle with corners -- Pete's pretty much gotten over finding Patrick's tantrum adorable.
fic  rps  fob:pete  fob:patrick  pete/patrick  pete/ashlee  theme:friendship  shenanigans  boysaredorks  hilarity  bandom:  slash  r  giddygeek  opinion:adorable  band:fob 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
We Don't Fight Fair
"I'm besmirching your heterosexuality," Pete says. "Is that it?" "*Yes*," Patrick says. He throws his hands up. "Don't besmirch my heterosexuality!"
ficlet  rps  fob:patrick  hilarity  theme:snark  fob:pete  fob:joe  fob:andy  boysaredorks  shenanigans  bandom:  gen  favs:bandom  short  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
dsudis: All the World Is Okay
Pete tackled him. Patrick flailed a little, too startled to fight him off, but Pete just got Patrick more or less flat and then sat on him. "Dude, seriously. Do you think I could possibly be this happy if I had Ash and a baby but not you?" Patrick shook his head--Pete had a point, maybe, but it wasn't Patrick's point. Patrick had never been enough, and he hadn't even known it until now. "Patrick. I can't--blaming you for not making me happy is like blaming my left arm. It's like blaming my left lung and my left kidney and half the chambers of my heart."
fic  rps  fob:patrick  fob:pete  theme:friendship  humor  missingscene  bandom:  gen  pg  favs:bandom  theme:angst  band:fob  opinion:sweet  a:dsudis 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
Superpower!AU. Jon doesn’t see the future. He sees scenarios of what might be, and sometimes it’s difficult to differentiate between dreams and visions. But he knows that he is going to meet a guy. Jon knows nothing of him, but he knows the way the guy will make him feel, and even if it was just a blurred vision, Jon knows he’s never felt anything like it. [32,000]
fic  rps  p!atd  au:scifi  theme:superpowers  patd:jon  jon/spencer  brendon/ryan  fob:patrick  fob:pete  warning:characterdeath  theme:grief  quality:good  bandom:  slash  nc-17  happyending  band:fob 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
try it on for size (it fits like a glove)
this has to be the most original take on genderswap that I've ever come across. no, seriously. EVER.
fic  rps  tai  au:futuristic  fob:patrick  tai:william  bandom:  pre-slash  pg  theme:aliens  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
leviticus_lied: Perfect Triple
Andy asked, “If I join, is it mandatory that I get into this polyamory thing you have going?” -- "No, man. That's just me." [Joe and his Joe-isms! I may die!]
fic  rps  fob:joe  fob:patrick  fob:pete  OT3  hilarity  slash  r  favs:bandom  pete/patrick  theme:angst  band:fob  opinion:awesome 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
Brought To You By...
When Doug calls them, tells them that their presence has been requested on Sesame Street, Patrick thinks that he’s joking. He says, “The fuck? No, seriously. What the fuck?” Which, okay, given the target audience of the show, isn’t maybe the most appropriate response ever. (~1350 words)
fic  rps  fob:patrick  short  worldbuilding  humor  cute  bandom:  gen  pg  favs:bandom  tigs  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
january 2009 by scorpionvoices
My Boyfriend Is In Love With Holden Caulfield
Patrick covers his face with his hands. "I can't believe I had sex with you! You're serious! Catcher in the Rye is seriously your favorite book!" "Well, yeah," Gerard says, and he doesn't sound like he's smiling so much anymore. "It's--I mean, that's everything right there, everything we do. Everything I do, anyway--that book, that feeling he--" Patrick looks up to see Gerard leaning toward him slightly, looking dead serious. "If you say something about catching kids from going over a cliff, I'm leaving right now." [534]
fic  rps  mcr  fob:patrick  mcr:gerard  gerard/patrick  thinky  interesting  bandom:  slash  humor  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
"Ah, you little bitch!" Joe yelps. "That used to be my neck! You wanna go join My Chem now or something? Jesus Christ, I'm gonna have, like, a hickie or something." Patrick watches on in horrified awe as the two continue their totally heterosexual little catfight. Apparently, grinding and biting are totally heterosexual.
fic  rps  humor  joe/pete  oneshot  shenanigans  boysaredorks  bandom:  gen  fob:patrick  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
Human Behavior
Because, see, if *anyone* Patrick knows knows anything about werewolves, it would be Bob. Because, see, Bob is a vampire. [4,185 words]
fic  rps  mcr  p!atd  fob:patrick  mcr:bob  patd:spencer  jon/spencer  warning:characterdeath  drama  theme:werewolves  theme:vampires  ghost!character  bandom:  gen  r  tigs  theme:angst  band:fob 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
A Short Note to One of Those Left Behind
Dear Patrick Stump, Okay, so both Pete Wentz and Frank Iero are married. This knowledge spoils a whole lot of my hopes for your gay future, I don’t mind saying. I realize that you could potentially be gay with any number of stunningly attractive or even quite ordinary young men, of course. However, I am a bit particular in regards to your gay requirements, and thus concerned. (See list below). [to be pondered]
journal:entry  stungunbilly  humor  fob:patrick  trope:matchmaking  for-kayla 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
all I want for Christmas
On December 13th, Weird Shit starts happening to Patrick Stump. It starts when Pete texts him at two in the morning, which, granted is not all that weird, since Pete’s been doing shit like that since Patrick was still in high school, but Patrick has never gotten three pictures in a row – one of Bob looking confused, Andy looking long-suffering, Spencer looking annoyed – and then another message that just reads: x4. So, he reasons, that qualifies as Weird Shit.
fic  rps  pete/patrick  fob:patrick  hilarity  theme:holidays  LOLZ  bandom:  slash  favs:bandom  for-kayla  band:fob  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
This all started because shleemeri made a post about how the REAL reason FOB's going to Antarctica is because Patrick was once a penguin and wanted to go back home.
fic  rps  fob:patrick  hilarity  trope:animorph  chat!fic  bandom:  slash  foxxcub  au:fusion  fairytale  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
User Friendly
In the morning, Patrick finds the door to the studio open. He's almost completely certain he closed it behind him the night before, but it was late and he was tired. (725)
ficlet  rps  fob:patrick  humor  short  hilarity  bandom:  gen  g  lovelypoet  band:fob 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
People always assume that it's Pete who's sleeping with half the record industry. That Pete's the one getting all the underage tail, all the pretty talented musical boys on their knees. Patrick just smiles. (~2800)
fic  rps  mcr  p!atd  gch  tai  fob:patrick  manypairings  drama  interesting  bandom:  slash  nc-17  quality:good  jokerandthief  band:fob 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
how they came out
Patrick sends his in to, just like last time he had something serious to say.
fic-thing  rps  fob:patrick  theme:comingout  quality:good  sad  bandom:  slash  g  band:fob 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
Five People Patrick Isn't
There are a lot of roles you're expected to play when you hang around Pete Wentz. But Patrick won't let anyone make him something he's not. (720 words)
fic  rps  pete/patrick  fob:patrick  worldbuilding  bandom:  slash  nc-17  style:fivethings  band:fob 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
It's Raining Pete v1 by ~Weland on deviantART
It's the rainy season and... well that has absolutely nothing to do with this piece. Random craziness drawn at dawn.
art  fanart  bandom:  fob:pete  fob:patrick  digital  drawings  cute  chibi  band:fob 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices
where the blame lies
It was, of course, all Pete’s fault. Patrick would have probably happily existed without noticing just how pretty Ryan Ross was if Pete hadn’t mentioned it. But he did. And that’s why it was all Pete’s fault.
fic  rps  p!atd  fob:patrick  patd:ryan  patd:brendon  OT3  theme:first-time  hawt  theme:friendship  hilarity  bandom:  slash  nc-17  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices
Don't Take Anyone for Granted - News Article -
we are all doing this little thing called music. That makes us family, however dysfunctional. Don't take your friends for granted and hug your loved ones every chance you get.
blog  article  fob:patrick  interview  bandom:  reference  sad  theme:grief  band:fob 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices
after the boys of summer have gone
"I'll never leave... this summer." Patrick felt a little like crying. He hadn't cried in a long time. "Because... of the tumor. It might... come back. This might be... my last summer. Or not. I don't... know."
fic  rps  au:school  fob:patrick  fob:pete  fob:joe  theme:mentaldisability  bandom:  gen  pg  theme:friendship  theme:grief  favs:bandom  theme:angst  band:fob 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
take it straight to the bank; they're waiting
"If this is, in fact, an omen," Patrick says, crossing his legs Indian-style, "God has one fucked up sense of humor." "Hey, whoever thought up limbo needs a fucked up sense of humor," Pete points out and Patrick laughs.
fic  rps  fob:pete  fob:patrick  theme:friendship  warning:characterdeath  ghost!character  bandom:  gen  interesting  weird  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
The Quiet
Warped Tour was loud and hot and fast and when Mikey had been introduced to him by Pete under the category of "awesome," Patrick had had his doubts.
ficlet  rps  mcr  fob:patrick  mcr:mikey  short  bandom:  slash  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
nafs: Moments When You Can't Deny What's True
In which Spencer Smith gets a birthday present, Nick Carter demonstrates a magic trick, and Patrick Stump reevaluates everything he's ever thought about the Backstreet Boys.
fic  rps  crossover  bsb  bsb:nick  fob:patrick  theme:first-time  long  unusualpairing  bandom:  popslash:  slash  r  hilarity  favs:crossover  nafs  favs:bestofthebest  theme:angst  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
The Fall Out Boy Guide to Seducing Your Band
Step one: Look sweet and innocent. No one will ever suspect you. Step two: Start with your guitarist. He's the least likely to be awkward around you if things don’t work out.
fic  rps  fob:patrick  pete/patrick/andy/joe  OT4  gsf  humor  smut  short  bandom:  slash  nc-17  favs:bandom  lordessrenegade  band:fob 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
Blind in Exile
“The deal was that I got to set you up on a blind date,” Pete says, pouncing, knocking Patrick off balance. “And I meant blind.” “Of course you did,” Patrick says. “I really should have seen that coming.”
ficlet  rps  p!atd  fob:patrick  patd:ryan  theme:first-time  humor  short  bandom:  slash  r  band:fob 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
This is, for the most part, a story about syphilis; a disease which, in the year after he turned seventeen, William Beckett managed to get three times. Patrick got it once, and Gerard sags visibly when they tell him this because he’s fairly sure he didn
fic  rps  tai  mcr  fob:patrick  tai:william  mcr:gerard  OT3  theme:first-time  bandom:  slash  nc-17  hilarity  inebriatedsex  band:fob  opinion:awesome 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
Understanding: Lack Of, To Have An
Travis isn't surprised that Patrick and Pete aren't hooking up. What he doesn't get is that it's never happened. Not once. Ever. And that's pretty fucking weird. And they can't even explain it to him when he asks.
fic  rps  gch  fob:patrick  gch:travis  theme:establishedrelationship  fob:pete  hilarity  bandom:  slash  r  worldbuilding  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
...or whatever you call it
"You're really good at scaring people off sometimes," Joe says. He doesn't say that most of them tend to come back. Pete is the wooden duck and the guy with the rifle. Pete is the worm on the hook and the guy with the fishing pole.
fic  rps  joe/pete  humor  fob:patrick  bandom:  slash  r  band:fob 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
The Little RedHeaded Musical Genius (And Three Other Dudes)
Non-explicit Fall Out Boy GSF, wherein Patrick is the Little Red Hen, and he doesn't move to Barcelona. Bears only passing resemblence to canon, because come on. Little Red Hen.
fic  rps  fob:patrick  pete/patrick/andy/joe  OT4  gsf  crack  hilarity  bandom:  slash  fractured!fairytale  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
Eggs and Cigarettes
"Morning Joe," Patrick said, smirking at Gerard who was watching Joe carefully. Joe grunted out a "Whatever" and pulled out a cigarette, pulling open the bus door and disappearing outside. Gerard finally laughed.
fic  rps  mcr  fob:patrick  mcr:gerard  fob:joe  bandom:  gen  hilarity  pg  band:fob 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
At-home Activities
In fact, if they traded Joe for Frank (an idea that horrifies Pete and he'd never mention it to anyone), it'd be all pocketsized for one and all normal for the other. Good thing someone's looking out.
fic  rps  mcr  gch  fob:pete  fob:patrick  pete/patrick  hilarity  short  bandom:  slash  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
I Wrote This Story About Jon Walker And Patrick Stump And All I Got Was This Stupid Title
"Hey," said Patrick, furious. "That's my shirt, you bastard." Everyone blinked in surprise. Jon the Starbucks barista, apparently also Jon of 5o4Plan, just grinned lazily. "Patrick Stump," he said, in laconic greeting.
fic  rps  p!atd  fob:patrick  patd:jon  short  hilarity  bandom:  slash  pg  favs:bandom  band:fob  opinion:awesome 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
two truths and a lie
Half of the women turned to look at Jon. “Yous got no intermural dialogue, shithead,” Joe whispered nearly falling out of the camp chairs. It was a good thing both of their bands had hours till they were on.
fic  rps  p!atd  mcr  patd:brendon  patd:ryan  patd:jon  OT3  patd:spencer  fob:patrick  hilarity  bandom:  slash  r  band:fob 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
the kids are all fucked up
“I’m Patrick. His name’s Frank. You should come after and let us buy you a drink.” Bob wanted to laugh and say that he didn’t look old enough to buy him a root beer or couldn’t afford Bob’s time, but that would be rude. And The Kid Patric
fic  rps  mcr  au:realworld  mcr:bob  fob:patrick  mcr:frank  OT3  bandom:  slash  nc-17  band:fob 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
Because cheshireempress told me I should
he knows Patrick, he's known a 100 Patricks, and they're the people who if they don't find those one or two tried and true friends to pull them out they go further and further into themselves and into self-destructive patterns.
fic  rps  mcr  fob:patrick  mcr:gerard  fob:pete  drunk!character  comment!fic  bandom:  gen  theme:h/c  pg  short  band:fob 
september 2007 by scorpionvoices
What you don't know
Things Pete has learned about his band mates that he didn't know before they went on tour
fic  rps  fob:pete  fob:patrick  theme:friendship  bandom:  gen  slash  r  band:fob 
september 2007 by scorpionvoices

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