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throwaninkpot: smashinginkpots: onemuseleft: I... - bite your lip
I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.
fic-thing  u:disney  m:lilo&stitch  m:monstersinc  c:disney:boo  c:disney:lilo  theme:futurefic  theme:friendship  re:NEEDTHIS  @tumblr 
may 2017 by scorpionvoices
unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: tim drake’s... - cimness
tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim keeps trying to get bruce to order a moon over my hammy just so he’ll have to say it, the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall, and everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”
fic-thing  u:DC  co:batman  c:batman:tim  c:batman:bruce  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:totherescue!  theme:boysaredorks  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @tumblr 
september 2016 by scorpionvoices
embellishing my elegance and eloquence - American(ish) Wizards - American(ish) Wizards
Ok but pueblo schools where vaquero children go and learn to read and write and tell where water’s going to be in 3 months; they’re open year round but each student only has to come for 9 months so they can still help with the cattle drive

Northwest longhouses where everyone sits together and tell stories and show carvings; the carvings move and some of them tell their own stories, the totem poles out front speak if you’re polite.
fic-thing  b:harrypotter  worldbuilding  o:awesome 
august 2016 by scorpionvoices
daredevilkink | Prompt Post #1 -- Go The Fuck To Sleep, by Anon
The taxis are down for the night, Matt.
The street cleaners no longer sweep.
If you get out of bed I will beat you myself.
For real: shut the fuck up and sleep.

Court docs will be processed tomorrow,
And that crook, his karma he'll reap.
That won't mean shit if you're passing out, though.
I've got two words for you, Matt: fucking sleep.
fic-thing  poetry  tv:daredevil  c:dd:foggy  c:dd:matt  theme:friendship  theme:insomnia  theme:shenanigans  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @dw 
november 2015 by scorpionvoices
do you think you could write something about peter...
Let’s talk about being the eldest son. Susan was more sensible than him, Lucy braver, and Edmund more clever. Peter had never been able to see what he gave to this family.
post:meta  b:narnia  c:narnia:peter  re:;_;  fic-thing  o:beautiful  @tumblr 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy...
What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?

Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).

Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.

Harry grew up small and skinny, with knobbly knees and the unruly hair he got from his father. He got cornered behind the dumpsters and in the restrooms, got blood on the jumpers Petunia had found, half-price, at the hand-me-down store. He was still chosen last for sports. But Dudley got blood on his sweaters, too, the ones Petunia had found at the hand-me-down store, half price, because that was all a single mother working two secretary jobs could afford for her two boys, even with Vernon’s grudging child support.

[I cried]
post:meta  fic-thing  b:harrypotter  au:justalittledifferent  c:hp:petunia  c:hp:dudley  c:hp:harry  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:sacrifice  theme:fix-it  theme:love  theme:adoption  ge:gen  r:pg  @tumblr 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
ifeelbetterer: princessmeanypants: ...
They meet up at a cocktail bar and two hours later they’re scribbling notes on the napkins—-“I fucking said I was taking Russia, OK, I have Natasha” and then “No, fuck you so much, I’m taking Russia, I fucking turned Natasha two moves ago”—-and then five hours after that Phil’s carrying her heels and she’s got both of their drinks because someone dropped the Alps and neither of them wants to admit they’d fall on their ass if they tried to duck under the table to find it.
fic-thing  u:marvel  m:ironman  c:ironman:pepper  c:marvel:coulson  theme:friendship  theme:competency!!!  o:awesome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @tumblr 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
break up [helenish]
What about a story wherein STILES is a hot, hotttt mid-twenties werewolf whose family died in a horrible fire and Derek is Scott's best friend, a weird, intense loner who has to talk to the school counselor once a week because he wore a trench coat that one time, who draws tattoos in himself in ballpoint and gets indifferent grades but occasionally blows it out of the water if he studies, whose sister is Class President and Star of the Track Team, who never stands up straight or talks voluntarily to anyone (except Scott,) and then Scott gets bitten by a werewolf and suddenly has a girlfriend and is amazing at sports and not as much time to just bum around with Derek, talking so Derek doesn't have to say much.

There are SO MANY reasons this couldn't really work, the first being that if Stiles is in charge of getting Scott on board, rooting out the alpha, making his burnt-out house livable, cutting a deal with the hunters, and playing nice with local law enforcement, you betcha it gets done, and it would make for the most boring, unsuspenseful TV ever made.

"As you can obviously tell," Stiles says, picking up a paint tray and then putting it back down. "I'm a werewolf, but not the one who's been killing people and leaving their bodies in the woods."

"Is that so," Chris Argent says. He looks up the home depot aisle and back down; it's empty except for Stiles, who's holding a fistful of paint swatches and a bucket.

"Yes, and I'm about as happy about it as you are," Stiles says. "So. If I can just get your number, I'll give you a call when I figure out who it is, and we can go fuck him up together."
fic-thing  tv:teenwolf  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:chris  c:teenwolf:scott  c:teenwolf:derek  au:age  hilarity  reaction:*want*  author:helenish  @dw 
november 2012 by scorpionvoices
liviapenn: and that's how Sherlock found out there was no santa claus.
me: I like the idea of sherlock taking a long nap and waking up to more sherlocks.
me: "I told you this would happen if you kept making me eat and sleep!!!"
sarah: awwwwwww.
me: sherlock: I'm sure I did. Last Tuesday?
me: john: I WAS IN WALES
fic-thing  tv:sherlock  chat!fic  LOLZ  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  c:SH:mycroft  trope:experimentgonewrong  theme:snark  for-kayla  author:liviapenn  @lj 
october 2012 by scorpionvoices
Avengers Assemble - Isabear - Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
I don't really get this tagging system
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

(A found poem using AO3 tags, because Avengers fandom is awesome)
fic-thing  poetry  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  reaction:o.O  opinion:awesome  @ao3 
october 2012 by scorpionvoices
If Stiles and Derek were puppies, what kind of puppy would they each be and would there be cuddles?
if derek and stiles were puppies, derek would be something with paws too big for his body, one of the big breeds that produces puppies that are constantly tripping over themselves because they’ve got those GIANT FREAKING PAWS and they don’t know how they work, and stiles would be a terrier puppy that thinks he’s a lion
fic-thing  au:nothuman  reaction:*want*  tv:teenwolf  author:gyzym  @tumblr 
september 2012 by scorpionvoices
we're going to mcvengers for hawknuggets
#Loki control your son #he’s hitting Clint and Natasha’s child

#Can you imagine all the avenger kids getting together at a birthday party or something #Sleipnir Don’t play with the peasants #Tony, Steve tell Peter to get off the ceiling #Clint get your girl under control she’s firing arrows everywhere
gif{s}  fic-thing  reaction:*want*  m:brave  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  theme:kids  LOLZ  @tumblr  craphannahsendsme 
august 2012 by scorpionvoices
Rodrigo - callmekitto: airandangels: ...
you’ll be eyerolling on the other side of your face when you fall in love with Maximus at Eugene and Rapunzel’s wedding reception, Altivo

fic-thing  m:theroadtoeldorado  crossover  m:tangled  LOLZ  opinion:awesome  craphannahsendsme  @tumblr 
august 2012 by scorpionvoices
you are, as they say in latin, a 'dorkus-malorkus'
A.U. pre-Avengers [sort of] where the SHIELD agents have a favourite bar where they all hang out after work or missions: darts game (highscore owned by the Hawk), guns and lethal weapons under every table, a cocktail named after Fury (whiskey+cinnamon+orange), karaoke… And after a nth mission together where Natasha saved the life of a dozen of SHIELD members, Clint and the few grams of alcohol in his blood pay a vibrant tribute to her, the other agents considering now Nat’ as a real member of the agency and no more as an ex-KGB spy.
gif{s}  fic-thing  reaction:*want*  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  @tumblr  for-kayla 
august 2012 by scorpionvoices
foxxcub: SERIOUSLY.Guys, I feel like having Tom H
Inception fandom, we need to have a talk about a very pressing issue, and that is:


What is this nonsense? How can you NOT see that Eames makes the most perfect Elizabeth Bennett EVER? Or that Arthur is basically made to be Mr. Darcy? COME ON, NOW, THIS IS JUST SAD. Eames' dear friend Ariadne is wanting to win the heart of the lovely Mr. Yusuf, who shows up to the party with this brooding Arthur, who is dark and gorgeous and horrid. He talks Yusuf into going back to the city and leaving Ariadne heartbroken, and Eames absolutely despises him. And then, later, Eames meets the dashing Mr. Fischer who totally sweeps him off his feet and tells Eames awful stories about how Arthur stole all his inheritance after his father passed. Etc. etc. MISUNDERSTANDINGS ABOUND AND THEN ARTHUR ASKS EAMES TO MARRY HIM AND EAMES IS LIKE, "......WHAT."


journal:entry  foxxcub  inception  fic-thing  reaction:*want* 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
sparky77: 3 of 7 reasons why Arthur is okay with having little imagination
“They weren’t supposed to be wings for flying,” Yusuf explains. “They were just supposed to represent aspects of your personality like a mood ring for the dream world.”

“What does it mean that Arthur didn’t have any?” Ariadne asks.

“It means he was somehow resistant to the compound,” Yusuf says.

“It means he has no personality,” Eames says.
fic-thing  inception  inception:arthur  inception:eames  inception:ariadne  inception:cobb  inception:yusuf  characterstudy  worldbuilding  hilarity  LOLZ  shenanigans  gen  sparky77  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
petra: Bat-Family marching cadences
Hold on tight to your jump line
Or gravity will break your spine
Don't let go, or you'll eat street
And end up smashed like shredded wheat.
fic-thing  u:DC  co:batman  c:batman:dick  c:batman:tim  LOLZ  dialogue  genre:crack  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:family  genre:gen  author:petra  @DW  rating:pg-13 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
petronelle, brown_betty, & ficbyzee: A preliminary examination of potential significant others (last saved by T. Drake) - DCU document
Summary: [info]thefourthvine wrote, "I want the story where someone sits down and thinks that, and lists every single person in the canon (probably in some kind of database, with numerical codes and assigned weights for each category and stuff) and weighs all the pros and cons and finally, after a lot of careful deliberation, selects a candidate for the position of Significant Other." This is the first step in that process. [TEARS OF LAUGHTER, I AM NOT EVEN JOKING. My favorite part *has* to be the entry on Alfred, oh god.]
fic-thing  u:DC  co:batman  c:batman:tim  characterstudy  hilarity  LOLZ  genre:crack  genre:gen  favs:dc  author:petronelle  author:ficbyzee  rating:pg-13  @lj 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
prof_pangaea: Sub Rosa
"One of the most attractive things about the flowers is their beautiful reserve. The truly beautiful and noble puts its lover, as it were, at an infinite distance, while it attends him more strongly than ever." -- Henry David Thoreau [a story told in telegrams after Holmes' greatly exaggerated death]
fic-thing  art  fanart  sherlockholmes  missingscene  worldbuilding  SH:holmes  SH:mycroft  gen  pg  favs:SH  letter!fic 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
effex | The PRINCESS Project (a.k.a. that thing I will be talking about incessantly for the next year)
So, as you might have noticed, I've been working on this project. It's pretty much the most ridiculous thing ever and I'm equally ridiculously invested. The working title is The PRINCESS Project and it is, basically, a Disney Princess modern crime drama AU. Oh yes.
fic-thing  WiP  au:realworld  fairytale  for-kayla  for-amanda  reaction:*want* 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
The Unofficial Post-Mission Evaluation Form, by rokeon
*dies laughing* Oh, man. I want to fill that out a few times, then work backwards and write the stories. :)
fic-thing  sga  hilarity  writers.reference 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
kitsune_tsuki: Through magical means (and the use of pi
Bob the grumpy Herald! Ray the cheerful Herald who sometimes confuses Bob! Mikey the :| Herald! Gerard pining for Frank who is likewise pining but neither of them realize because they are busy pining and being dumb! Brian and Spencer the long-suffering Companions!
fic-thing  journal:entry  author:kitsune_tsuki  bandom:  band:mcr  band:p!atd  au:fusion  b:valdemar  theme:clueless  theme:dorksinlove  for-kayla  reaction:*want*  @lj 
march 2009 by scorpionvoices
formerlydf: The epitome of IDEK
When they arrested Pete, at first they tried to put Patrick back with his family. He was only fifteen when Pete stole him away, and his family was sick with relief once they heard that Pete had finally been caught and put in a maximum-security prison — no access to sharp objects or any sort of electronic device, guards posted 24/7. [the supervillain!au outline thingy]
fic-thing  formerlydf  bandom:  pete/patrick  au:realworld  theme:crimeisthenewblack!  opinion:awesome  reaction:*want* 
october 2008 by scorpionvoices
kitsune_tsuki: AUs of my heart
These pictures makes me wish for horrendously bad AUs that may or may not be worthy of being made into Lifetime movies. Or, you know, Harlequin novels. Whichever.
fic-thing  rps  p!atd  mcr  hilarity  au:period  comment!fic  quality:good  bandom:  slash  favs:bandom  opinion:awesome 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
111 Messages Left on Tseng's Answering Machine
You know, this has been a growing file for a couple of months, and we hit a reasonable number to stop at the other night, so. It's a sort of companion piece to 229 Things Sephiroth Never Expected To Say On The Phone.
fic-thing  FFVII  hilarity  LOLZ  list  r  for-amanda  chat!fic  style:fivethings 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
You know how sometimes find yourself watching a soap opera in a foreign language and make up your own dialogue for the characters?
It all begins with Aspiring Film Maker Ray Toro. Here he is looking lovely as ever. Ray met fellow Aspiring Film Maker Patrick Stump(h), also looking lovely as ever, at film school.
fic-thing  rps  mcr  au:realworld  crack  picspam  slash  hilarity  kitsune_tsuki  band:fob 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
Gerard Way *Is* Noel Fielding; and Noel Fielding Is Gerard Way
Gerard Way. Often androgynous, unconventionally beautiful man with tousled, awesomely dyed black hair. Guess who else fits this description?
mcr:gerard  mcr  picspam  interesting  fic-thing  weird  long-lost-relatives  bandom:  trope:doppleganger  o.O 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
how they came out
Patrick sends his in to, just like last time he had something serious to say.
fic-thing  rps  fob:patrick  theme:comingout  quality:good  sad  bandom:  slash  g  band:fob 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
The One Where Frank and Gerard Can't Have Sex Because They're Both Bottoms and Extremely Pathetic
fic-thing  rps  mcr  frank/gerard  crack  comment!fic  hilarity  LOLZ  bandom:  slash  r 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices
My own personal SGA canon
1) Bates liked cooking and military history. He went to college. He was a smart guy.
fic-thing  sga  worldbuilding  quality:good  reference  toft_froggy  opinion:awesome 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Five Things Meme Prompts.
Five Foods Tim has Given Bart, Secretly, or not so Secretly, from his Plate; Five Words/Sentences/Phrases Bart has Heard Tim Yell in his Sleep; Five Times Giles had Needed a Cup of Tea (or a Large Brandy) – Post Chosen
fic-thing  fandom:multi  hilarity  worldbuilding  quality:good  style:fivethings 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
comment porn requests, part 1
When Pete stops talking, it takes a while for anybody to notice. Joe thought it would have been obvious immediately. Pete talks all the time. The silence should be eerie, freaky, should have its own weight and presence.
fic-thing  drabbles  mcr  bandom:  slash  short  pearl_o  band:fob  opinion:awesome 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
So you know that thing where you write,
John's fifteen when he realizes his family isn't what you'd call normal. It's not like he doesn't know what normal is, being a military brat, it's just he never realized that there was more than one kind of not normal.
fic-thing  gen  sga:john  sga  au:fusion  spn  interesting  kitsune_tsuki 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
kitsune_tsuki: These are the AUs I would pay honest to god money for.
So you know what I would love? Like a whole lot? An SGA/SPN crossover where it turns out John's from a long line of Hunters. Or...something.
fic-thing  rps  p!atd  crossover  sga  spn  patd:jon  kitsune_tsuki 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
Second Star to the Right
All Patrick remembered was that this boy, *Peter*, had flown to his window (the first sign, Patrick thought, that he must be mad or dreaming) and proceeded to talk to him of a place where boys never grew old.
fic-thing  rps  p!atd  au:fusion  fairytale  pete/patrick  patd:ryan  humor  cute  bandom:  slash  pg  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
december 2007 by scorpionvoices
it ain't personal, strictly business
brent realized that he was straight and left, and he was the first one to tell ryan that it's okay to like girls, and ryan started getting ideas and brendon didn't like that, but it was too late. now they've lost brent and ryan is still the token straight
fic-thing  rps  p!atd  patd:ryan  patd:brendon  patd:spencer  patd:jon  patd:brent  gsf  OT4  chat!fic  hilarity  crack  bandom:  slash  gigantic  rating:pg-13 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
Fuck you, *Dancing Queen*.
So. One day I decided that I wanted Bob to be a good dancer. And then roughly 7500 words of Dancing AU chatfic ( our user names and extra bits excluded) magically appeared over the course of, like, four hours.
fic-thing  rps  mcr  au:school  au:realworld  bob/ray  chat!fic  hilarity  LOLZ  theme:first-time  theme:love  bandom:  slash  nc-17  poultryofperil  opinion:awesome 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices

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