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Learn to Wear Each Other Well - sinuous_curve - Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Embarrassing as it is -- considering Lestrade actually is a decently intelligent and aware person despite what Sherlock insinuates at least twice a week -- he very simply does not notice someone standing in his doorway until the man clears his throat. "Detective Inspector Lestrade?" the man asks as though he already knows the answer.

"It's the name on the desk."

The man's mouth settles with a hint of a smile. It's a bit obnoxious really, the unconscious condescension he exudes; like he knows all the answers to questions Lestrade can't even begin to think of asking. "I'm here about Sherlock Holmes." [20133]
fic  tv:sherlock  c:SH:lestrade  c:SH:mycroft  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:romance  theme:courtship  theme:clueless  shenanigans  hilarity  p:sh:lestrade/mycroft  genre:slash  favs:bbcsherlock  author:sinuous_curve  @AO3  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Shadows on the Wall - AraSigyrn - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
John has known for weeks that Molly is going to be an award-winning research scientist who wins the Nobel Prize for Advanced Microbiology. He could tell Lestrade was going to fix things up with his wife and had carefully sabotaged Sherlock's phone last Friday so Lestrade made the all-important dinner with his wife and met Raphael who is going to make them both so happy. He reminded Sally to get her pap test over casual conversation, bringing up a patient who caught the cancer just in time and he's going to let her buy him dinner after the threat of cancer is averted.

John honestly thought that he'd hit rock bottom as far as freakish psychic powers went. He's never had a body talk to him before and between medic training and Afghanistan, he's seen more than his fair share of them. Not that Joe is even a proper body, just a chopped off head stuck in fridge by a sociopathic detective to traumatise his psychic flatmate.

It's enough to drive anyone barmy. [18,160]
fic  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  theme:psychic  c:SH:holmes  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:injury  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  favs:bbcsherlock  @AO3  genre:action  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
colebaltblue: Disaster, Want and Tea: A Christmas Carol
"It's John, isn't it?" Mrs Hudson asks, and she could not sound more pleased.

"No," he says, through gritted teeth. "I told you, this advice is for a friend."

"But you haven't got any friends, Sherlock."

Why do people choose to be observant only when it inconveniences him? "A. . . friend of a colleague. Of Inspector Lestrade. A friend of Inspector Lestrade."

"Well, dear, perhaps Inspector Lestrade's friend might make use of the mistletoe I hung in your doorway," she says with a too-knowing smile.

♦ ♦ ♦

It takes John eight days to notice the mistletoe. Sherlock has been counting.
fic  tv:sherlock  illustrated  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:holidays  dorksinlove  shenanigans  genre:fluff  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  art:fanart  favs:bbcsherlock  opinion:adorable  rating:pg-13  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
elapsedspiral: Aptronyms
The stranger was tall, dark and while perhaps not conventionally handsome he was certainly striking and instantly memorable, all eagled eyed and snappily dressed. His expression, however, when he held out his hand for John to shake in the lab at Bart’s was one of mild despair.

“John Watson I take it? Dr John Watson?”

John’s eyes flew wide.

“How the hell did you know that?” he made to turn to Mike, “Did you text him?”

“He didn’t,” Sherlock sighed, turning back to his experiment, “It’s really quite simple. Nothing else would have reduced Mike Stamford to sobbing with laughter other than introducing his friend Sherlock Holmes to Dr John Watson.”

If possible John’s eyes widened further still. His hand clamped a little tighter on Sherlock’s as they finished shaking.

“I know,” Sherlock grimaced as he regained the seat in front of his microscope, “Your parents had an unfortunate lapse of judgment but mine were genuinely sadistic.” [~1700]
fic  tv:sherlock  au:justalittledifferent  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  genre:crackish  shenanigans  hilarity  LOLZ  genre:gen  favs:bbcsherlock  for-kayla  for-cindy  rating:pg-13  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Murderous, Co-Dependent - rageprufrock - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"And if I tried to take just one, I imagine I'd never recover from the blood loss?" he asks, mostly joking, but Mrs. Hudson just stares at him very seriously and says:

"It would be terrible, Mr. Lestrade. Tommy's just now starting to get his stitches out."

"Great," Lestrade says, and in another one of those moments where he reconsiders his qualifications for fatherhood, takes home to his daughter a pair of murderous, co-dependent cats.
fic  tv:sherlock  au:nothuman  c:SH:lestrade  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  genre:crackish  hilarity  shenanigans  theme:family  genre:gen  rating:pg  favs:bbcsherlock  author:rageprufrock  @AO3  for-kayla 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
etothepii: Woe and Arachnids
Summary: "Wednesday, this is my flatmate, Sherlock Holmes. He's a detective. Sherlock, this is my niece, Wednesday Addams." "Consulting detective," Sherlock corrects sharply. "There's an arachnid in your coat pocket, did you know?"
Note: Sequel to Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc. Crossover with the Addams Family. [11,100]
fic  crossover  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  c:AF:wednesday  trope:implausiblerelatives  theme:friendship  theme:selfrescue  theme:family  theme:growingup  for-kayla  favs:bbcsherlock  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  tv:sherlock  m:addamsfamily  genre:gen  author:etothepii  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
etothepii: Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc
Summary: "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. It's the family motto." "What does it mean?" "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."
Notes: Crossover with The Addams Family. Followed by Woe and Arachnids. [5700]
fic  tv:sherlock  crossover  m:addamsfamily  SH:watson  SH:holmes  SH:harry  trope:implausiblerelatives  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:growingup  theme:selfrescue  theme:friendship  genre:gen  favs:bbcsherlock  author:etothepii  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Acts of God (Sherlock) - thehoyden - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
John became the one in charge of their household budget. He had a careful spreadsheet made up, all neatly colour-coded. There were sections marked for rent, bills, groceries, and miscellaneous living expenses.

Within three days, he was forced to add a new section: Acts of God (Sherlock). [1080]
fic  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  shenanigans  boysaredorks  worldbuilding  theme:friendship  genre:fluff  genre:gen  author:thehoyden  favs:bbcsherlock  @AO3  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices

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