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sheafrotherdon: You knew it had to happen!
No one was entirely clear how it had happened, or exactly who was going to take care of the two, playful pups Ronon and Teyla had brought back through the gate in lieu of Colonel Sheppard and Dr. McKay. [462]
ficlet  sga  sga:teyla  sga:ronon  sga:elizabeth  sga:john  sga:rodney  trope:animorph  humor  shenanigans  boysaredorks  cute  gen  g  author:sheafrotherdon  @lj 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
marag: It's good to tell a story
This is a story about Mama Mouse and her babies, Hermana and Hermano, or Sister and Brother. Well, it had been raining and raining and the little ones wanted to go out and play when the rain stopped. Mama Mouse said, "You can go out and play, but you must not go up the hill. That's where El Gato, the cat, lives."
journal:entry  marag  cute  lolz.forever 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
We salute the rank not the man
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that koalas were asking people for water, something that's never been seen before.
pics  cute  crapkaylasendsme  @tumblr  opinion:adorable  opinion:awesome 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
Dog Years - the_ragnarok - Inception (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Arthur is simultaneously younger and older than he looks; Eames is verbose; and Cobb likes folk music. [5413]
fic  inception  oneshot  inception:eames  inception:arthur  theme:love  theme:first-time  cute  smut  kink  fluff  slash  nc-17  the_ragnarok  @ao3  kink:rimming  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
Repost: Sewing With Cats | Sempstress
I have three beautiful, wonderful, excessively loving kitty-children. They don’t like it when I sew. They’re not in favor of me doing anything but sleeping or reading on the couch (and honestly, they’re not too keen about the book being present). But they really, really don’t like it when I sew.
cute  sewing  lolz.forever  blog  for-cindy  opinion:awesome 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
slipthroughknot: Duck and Cover
"I'll press the button, I swear. I'll press it!" John Romero, aka Razzle, said, standing behind the bank of elevators while Danny stood at the center of the mall.

"Listen," Chin said. "I'm familiar with the explosives you're using." Of course he is. "It has a small area of effect. You'll kill him for sure." Comforting. "But this guy here," Chin said, pointing at Steve, whose face had settled into grim, robotic lines, "he won't be happy." Chin paused. "I won't be happy. My cousin up there, with the big gun? She won't be happy. And believe me, between the three of us? You'd beg for death."

"Where did you take hostage negotiations classes, Iran?" Razzle asked. "Jesus fucking Christ, that's supposed to make me not want to press the button?"

"You're dealing with the crazy branch of the police, you asshole!" Kono shouted from the second floor. [~1500]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  h50:kono  h50:chin  humor  shenanigans  cute  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  danny/steve  slash  pg 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
red_rahl: Breakfast of Chibis
Harry actually likes being domestic when it's by his choice. Something about caring for his loved one appeals to him on many levels. Plus, it's always entertaining when Draco tries to help.
art  fancomic  hp  hp:draco  hp:harry  fluff  cute  chibi  pg  draco/harry  slash  red_rahl  opinion:adorable  art:fanart 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
smilebackwards: Five pieces of advice Teal'c gave Ronon on his first trip to Earth
“So, what is there to do on this planet?” Ronon asks Teal’c somewhat sulkily. He feels entitled to a bit of annoyance since Sheppard has just informed him that he needs some sort of permit to carry his gun in public and that even unarmed combat is heavily regulated.

Teal’c looks surprisingly sympathetic. Ronon thinks the slight upturn of his lips might almost be a smirk, but dismisses the idea.

“Jell-O wrestling,” Teal’c suggests sagely. [~700]
ficlet  sga  sg1  earthside  sga:ronon  sg1:teal'c  theme:friendship  shenanigans  boysaredorks  cute  humor  gen  pg  smilebackwards  style:fivethings 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
Castle Kink Meme - Kink Requests #1
Brainwave - What if Ryan used to work undercover trying to expose a drug ring?

Oh, the possibilities... It could come up in a current case.. Or perhaps an AU where Esposito first meets Ryan while undercover.. Ooh, or someone could recognize him and he starts getting shot at.. Seriously, just take the concept and run with it guys.
fic  castle  comment!fic  pre-series  castle:ryan  castle:esposito  humor  shenanigans  theme:undercover  cute  ryan/esposito  pre-slash  kinkmeme  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
friendshipper: Spirit Dance
Elizabeth really, really, really hates mission reports like this one.
fic  art  fanart  sga  crack  sga:john  sga:rodney  sga:ronon  sga:teyla  sga:elizabeth  team!fic  shenanigans  LOLZ  cute  gen  pg  opinion:awesome 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
How to turn an old sweatshirt into a no-sew cuddly pet blanket. « DIY Maven
Here’s an fun, no-sew way to turn an old sweatshirt into great cuddlies for our fur-children. For those of you who frequent fabric stores, you’ll recognize the technique; for those of you who don’t know fleece from flannel, don’t worry. It really is an INCREDIBLY fast and easy project. [the first project everyone ever learns, yet I never would have thought to make pet blankets with it!]
projects  diy  cute  @diymaven 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
How to Throw a HALF Birthday Party! « DIY Maven
“Smack dab in the middle of January, my birthday invariably falls on the coldest day of the year. For those of us–both young and not so young–who have envied other kids’ birthday parties thrown outside under the summer sun, let this be the year we celebrate our HALF birthdays! Here’s a few ideas to get you started thinking halfsies!"
cute  howto  @diymaven  opinion:sweet 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 2 -- En Route to Transylvania, by anonymous
"There's only one way we can solve this," says Cobb, "and that's through inception."

"I don't even know what that is," says Eames.

"Fischer won't plant anything but corn because it's in the highest demand," says Cobb. "So we're going to plant beans all over his farmland while he sleeps. He may have an existential crisis, because is one really a bean farmer if one has been unknowingly coerced into being one? How does one ever know whether one's crop choices have been made by free will? How do you know you weren't incepted into goat farming, Eames? How do any of us know anything? Is the redness I perceive the same as the redness you perceive?"

"Yusuf," yells Eames, "I need those steaks."
fic  inception  comment!fic  au:fantasy  crack  inception:eames  inception:arthur  ensemble  hilarity  shenanigans  LOLZ  cute  theme:firstkiss  theme:vampires  slash  favs:inception  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
tortillafactory: Slip and Slide
Prompt: [info]inception_kink ARTHUR SEDUCING EAMES. Gradually, over time, skillfully, without any embarrassment or flustered reactions to Eames' taunting--just the smooth, constant lure of sex until Eames is willing to do almost anything. anything. just to finally get Arthur alone. [GUH. JUST GUH. That is all.]
fic  inception  inception:arthur  inception:eames  theme:friendship  theme:seduction  boysaredorks  cute  humor  smut  slash  nc-17  tortillafactory  opinion:awesome  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- My Paranoid Valentine
When a car back-fires, or something mundane happens that could be misconstrued as an attack, Eames immediately shields Arthur with himself without even a second thought. Cue awkwardness. [OMG, SOOOO AWKWARD.]
fic  inception  comment!fic  crack  inception:eames  inception:arthur  inception:ariadne  inception:cobb  inception:yusuf  inception:saito  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:clueless  LOLZ  cute  slash  pg  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
xkcd: Woodpecker
If you don't have an extension cord I can get that too. Because we're friends! Right?
xkcd  webcomic  humor  cute 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
rsadelle: We Hang Out On Fridays
The next thing Mike knows, he's been hanging out with Kevin for half an hour and they're exchanging numbers before Kevin's brothers drag him away. [1200]
fic  rps  tai  jobros  tai:carden  jobros:kevin  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  cute  theme:firstkiss  carden/kevin  bandom:  slash  rsadelle  rating:pg-13 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
schweinsty: The James T. Kirk Touch
Resistance was futile. McCoy didn't even bother trying. It was just how Jim was, he couldn't help it. And when McCoy found himself patting his nurses on the back after long operations, ruffling his patients' hair during recovery, and, yes, hugging Jim back on a regular basis, he figured it had only been a matter of time before Jim's touchiness had infected him, and neither the nurses nor the patients (nor Jim, for that matter) seemed to mind. [645]
ficlet  startrekreboot  oneshot  startrek:bones  ensemble  crack  humor  cute  theme:friendship  gen  pg  schweinsty  opinion:sweet 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
StarWars.com | Star Wars Papercraft Easter Egg Boxes
Who says the Easter Bunny doesn't need a little help once in awhile? Make these cute Yoda and Chewbacca Papercraft Easter Egg Boxes, illustrated by Star Wars artist Katie Cook, to hold your favorite decorated eggs.
starwars  cute  art  gifts  opinion:adorable 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
monkey makes fabulous sorbet in a sack
today i'm making my special sorbet in a sack. armed with just a couple of plastic bags and some rock salt i will transform this fruit juice into a refreshing sorbet in just minutes. its the perfect snack after a busy day of play, work or adventuring!
food  recipe  dessert  diy  cute 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Taboo
"So when did you two get married? And how come we weren't invited to the wedding?" Dad asks. "Or the housewarming party? I'm just dying to see how you've decorated the bedroom. I bet Ryan's side is neater. That's the left side, am I right?" Alexis knew he'd give them shit for that side-of-the-bed clue — she was counting on it. This is just too easy. [1841]
fic  castle  oneshot  shenanigans  castle:alexis  ensemble  ryan/esposito  cute  short  gen  g  oxoniensis  opinion:adorable 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART FIVE [CLOSED] -- Seventeen Will Get You Twenty
So, somewhere floating around this kink meme (I can't find the original prompt, gah!), someone asked for girl!Cupcake: shaven-headed, awesome and not necessarily a lesbian, just protective of her girlfriends when random dudes hit on them in bars. Which is great. Not my thing, but great. Then I started thinking about it. What I want? Girl!Cupcake, as described above - but everyone *thinks* she's a lesbian. Except she's not. She is, in fact, Chekov's (totally domineering, and he loves it) girlfriend. Everyone (especially Kirk) is *really surprised* by this when they find out.
fic  startrekreboot  au:gender  startrek:cupcake  startrek:chekov  cute  hilarity  comment!fic  shenanigans  het  rating:pg-13 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
Total Narnian Domination by *mree on deviantART
Even before the Snow Queen tried for total Narnian domination as an adult, she was practicing as a child. It took a while for her polar bears to start sharing her enthusiasm, though.....they were more interested in tasting snow, and sleeping, and staring blankly at the viewer.
art  fanart  narnia  hilarity  pre-series  crack  cute  favs:art  opinion:adorable 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
anon: Matchmaking for Dummies
It starts with an angel waking up in Sam's bed. How this happens is anyone's guess, for three reasons. One, Sam does not allow anyone into his bed, not since Ruby, and definitely not anyone of the non-human persuasion. Two, to the best of his knowledge, angels don't sleep, not even this angel, who is maybe a little more human than most. And three, this particular angel belongs to Sam's brother, no matter that both of them are too stupid to admit it to themselves or each other.
fic  spn  spn:sam  spn:castiel  spn:gabriel  trope:matchmaking  hilarity  boysaredorks  shenanigans  castiel/dean  sam/gabriel  cute  slash  favs:spn  for-kayla  rating:pg-13 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
paperclipbitch: With Time And Sleight Of Hand
Chad’s beginning to suspect that agreeing to go prom dress shopping with Ryan and Kelsi might have been a bit of a stupid idea. [9000]
fic  hsm  missingscene  hsm:chad  hsm:ryan  theme:friendship  shenanigans  theme:first-time  chad/ryan  slash  cute  favs:randomfandom  paperclipbitch  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
Kakashi X Iruka crossdressing, Jonna ´Lynx´ Lylykangas, SciFi Fantasy Art
An absolutely priceless drawing of Kakashi and Iruka dressed up as each other. I think the best part has to be their hair!
art:fanart  an:naruto  naruto:kakashi  naruto:iruka  hilarity  cute  theme:role-reversal  @privatearchive 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
diygifts: Some kid's crafts
Hey guys! Most of you know I have an (almost) 2 year old, so I've been looking around for some crafts he and I can make together to give to the grandparents etc. So here are two ideas I found and would like to share!
diy  projects  cute  for-mom  opinion:awesome 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
Fuzz Academy - Needs More Ice by ~mree on deviantART
A stack of polar bears contemplate why there is so little ice......the water looks awfully cold.
art  digital  drawings  cute  for-amanda 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
behindthec: Exactly Where You'd Like Me
Contrary to popular belief, Patrick Stump is not in love with Pete Wentz. He has learned this slowly, sometimes painfully, sometimes hilariously, over many years. Where the general trend is to start out friends and suddenly wake up one day to realize, BAM, you're in love, Patrick has essentially lived the opposite of this.
fic  rps  p!atd  fob:patrick  patd:brendon  brendon/patrick  theme:friendship  hilarity  theme:first-time  cute  shenanigans  boysaredorks  bandom:  slash  nc-17  band:fob 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
ZooBorns: Twin Tiger Girls Are a Handful
Our first submission from the Milwaukee County Zoo and it couldn't be better; two female tiger cubs born this summer made their debut earlier this month. We recommend you make your way to Milwaukee immediately to meet the new arrivals in person, but in the meantime, enjoy these outstanding pictures.
pics  art  photography  cute 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
solarcat05: Vampires Will Never Hurt You (But I Make No Promises About Zombies)
Gerard clenches his fists tighter. "It's a disease," he says defensively. "A disease that makes you a vampire." Frank replies, and Gerard has never heard anyone's voice sound like that when it's directed at him except maybe Mikey's when he draws something really, really cool, and when he looks up again Frank is smiling at him and Gerard's hands unclench.
fic  rps  mcr  au:school  mcr:gerard  frank/gerard  cute  theme:friendship  little!character{s}  bandom:  gen  pg  opinion:awesome 
september 2009 by scorpionvoices
making it across the ocean
It's not that Bronx doesn't like Katie--she's awesome, and pretty much Uncle Patrick except with boobs (they're nice boobs too--he touched them once, while they kissed furtively outside the studio door while their dads were fighting over a chord change)--but he's pretty sure she has a giant crush on Dulcita Saporta. He won't tell his dad that, though. He's always saying that if Bronx didn't want to have perfect redheaded babies of musical triumph with Katie, he could at least have the decency to like dudes.
fic  rps  mcr  theme:futurefic  next-gen:bandom  cute  hilarity  bandom:  het  shenanigans  mwestbelle  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
skoosiepants: Bust Your Move
“Hey, kid,” Carden says. Kevin lets out a shaky breath. “Hi?” Carden’s grin gets wider. “Fuck,” he says, low. “You’re kind of a sweetheart, aren’t you?” [~3000]
fic  rps  jobros  tai  au:school  jobros:kevin  tai:carden  theme:firstkiss  carden/kevin  hilarity  shenanigans  slash  cute  skoosiepants  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
velithya: Momentary Paws (or, DO NOT WANT)
"I wonder if Tony knows where you came from?" Steve rumbles softly. "Be like him to pick up a kitten and then leave it to eat coffee on its own."

"It is not!" Tony yowls angrily, and Steve shakes his head.

"Coffee is bad for kittens," he says solemnly. "Don't let Tony tell you otherwise."

"I would not leave a kitten on its own," Tony mutters to himself, but Steve is already outside Tony's room and pushing open the door gently. "Tony?" he calls softly.

Tony squirms around in Steve's hands so he can see the room. The bedding is rucked and twisted, but there's definitely no-one in the bed.
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:ironman  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  trope:animorph  hilarity  theme:snark  genre:crack  cute  genre:pre-slash  favs:marvel  for-kayla  p:marvel:steve/tony  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
once a boy
The day Spencer wakes up with cat ears is not preceded by an unusual night or an odd evening. It's preceded by nothing that Spencer will recall as unusual or odd the next morning, in fact the prior day is of such unremarkable quality that Spencer takes a moment in the morning to recall just what he did, before blinking himself fully awake, head swimming a little. [3,589]
fic  rps  p!atd  patd:spencer  jon/spencer  trope:animorph  humor  short  bandom:  slash  pg  cute  favs:bandom  opinion:sweet 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
pentapus: Command in Fancy Clothes
A while back, I asked for short dialogues as prompts for short comics, and [info]thetruebard, who has a lovely knack for capturing the swagger and cadence of the firefly cast, came up with a script that I love. Imagine a world in which Methos finds himself traveling on Serenity...
art  fanart  webcomic  firefly  crossover  highlander  hl:methos  firefly:river  humor  cute  gen  pentapus  rating:pg-13 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
pentapus: SGA comic: Dogs of War, part 1
I would actually say something, but I think the cuteness shorted out the intelligent part of my brain.
art  fanart  webcomic  trope:animorph  hilarity  sga:rodney  potc:elizabeth  gen  pg  cute  for-kayla  pentapus 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
tardis80: Panic! in a galaxy far far away
Everything about this makes me go \o/. Especially Jon! It is the most amazing thing I have ever seeeeeen! Ryro's little hips! Brendon's gleeface! (!!!!!!!!!!!) ♥
art  fanart  rps  p!atd  au:fusion  starwars  hilarity  cute  favs:crossover  tardis80  for-kayla 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
pentapus: SGA Art: From Rokeon's prompt
I am most amused by the fact that Weir & McKay are talking in wingdings. The whole thing is great!
art  fanart  sga  sga:john  sga:rodney  cute  colorful  pentapus  au:fusion  fairytale 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
Chicago Bromance Stockholm Syndrome
Jon knows where he belongs and it's in a bus or even a van with a bunch of other guys going backwards and forwards across the country and getting far too well acquainted with each other's sweaty armpits. Jon loves his guys. In Chicago, that's what you do.
fic  rps  p!atd  patd:jon  jon/ryan  theme:clueless  hilarity  bandom:  slash  pg  cute  favs:bandom  emilyray  style:fivethings 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
Bank Job, a Firefly fanfic
A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
fic  firefly  firefly:river  firefly:jayne  theme:friendship  cute  theme:UST  theme:clueless  hilarity  theme:snark  gen  pre-het  r  drama  quality:good  series:horseshoenails  ficfromThePit 
march 2009 by scorpionvoices
Kinship, a Firefly fanfic
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
fic  firefly  firefly:jayne  firefly:river  theme:friendship  cute  shenanigans  hilarity  theme:snark  gen  series:horseshoenails  ficfromThePit  rating:pg-13 
march 2009 by scorpionvoices
Two Gorram Days, a Firefly fanfic
Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
fic  firefly  firefly:jayne  firefly:river  shenanigans  theme:friendship  cute  hilarity  gen  series:horseshoenails  ficfromThePit  rating:pg-13 
march 2009 by scorpionvoices
Brought To You By...
When Doug calls them, tells them that their presence has been requested on Sesame Street, Patrick thinks that he’s joking. He says, “The fuck? No, seriously. What the fuck?” Which, okay, given the target audience of the show, isn’t maybe the most appropriate response ever. (~1350 words)
fic  rps  fob:patrick  short  worldbuilding  humor  cute  bandom:  gen  pg  favs:bandom  tigs  band:fob  opinion:sweet 
january 2009 by scorpionvoices
Thrice
**General Notes: Um. A bizarre mix of any number of fairy tales, with extra helpings of Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty (Disney-style), from what I can tell...uh, you'll see. **Summary: One is traditional. Two is trouble. Three...?
fic  game  FFVII  ff7:sephiroth  ff7:cloud  ff7:zack  ff7:vincent  humor  cute  slash  pg  favs:ffvii  sleepswithcoyotes  au:fusion  fairytale  opinion:sweet 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
Let the Tabbies Win
Okay, so my brain is so translating this as some kind of issue with an Ancient device. John is the self contained black kitten, and Rodney's on Ronon's shoulder looking aloof, Cadman's playing with his dreds and being a general pain, Teyla's the silver one looking all elegant and noble and Keller's made herself comfortable with the snugglin'. I don't know who the laughing kitty is, but I suspect it's Zelenka, the little Czech git. *giggles*
art  fanart  sga  gen  cute  sga:ronon  favs:art  pentapus  opinion:adorable 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
The Daily Coyote
Charlie the coyote came into my life when he was just ten days old, orphaned after both his parents were killed. He lives with me and a tomcat in Wyoming. [great blog, with tons of awesome pictures]
cute  art  blog  photography  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  o:beautiful 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
Spring Fever (and an introduction)
Spring fever can be a distracting ailment, even for toughened Shinobi. Not that he was going to do anything about it. Iruka had never harmed Kakashi in any way, and unless the gentle schoolteacher had killed a nun in a previous lifetime, he didn’t deserve something like Kakashi happening to him.
fic  an:naruto  naruto:kakashi  naruto:iruka  hilarity  worldbuilding  genre:pre-slash  cute  pairing:an:iruka/kakashi  favs:naruto  author:maldoror_gw  for-hannah  rating:pg-13  @lj 
august 2008 by scorpionvoices
nothing so mundane
Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him’. [7759]
fic  rps  mcr  p!atd  au:realworld  frank/gerard  brendon/ryan  cute  humor  romance  bandom:  slash  hilarity  softlyforgotten  rating:pg-13 
july 2008 by scorpionvoices
jack+john=bff
On December 17th, Stargate Command got a surprise data transfer from Atlantis that, couched in strictly military terms, essentially said, “Oh my God! We found four ZPMs! It’s the best ever! Come over and we’ll make brownies!”
fic  sga  sg1  cute  humor  WiP  sga:john  sga:rodney  sg1:jack  sg1:daniel  sg1:sam  sg1:teal'c  gen  pg 
june 2008 by scorpionvoices
jack-in-the-box
The bed dips again, and Brendon doesn't have guess who it is. Jon is totally predictable like that; if there is cuddling to be done, he'll do everything short of wearing a t-shirt that says "I Want To Be The Little Spoon" to get in on that action. [1150]
fic  rps  p!atd  patd:brendon  spencer/brendon/ryan/jon  gsf  OT4  humor  hilarity  cute  bandom:  slash  pg  ignipes 
june 2008 by scorpionvoices
shrift: Weapons of Some Distraction
"My office is... you know," John shrugged. "Oh, I can picture it now," Rodney said. "Four walls and a desk. Very modern." "It's an office." John couldn't fly it or shoot anything with it, and it didn't go really fast. He wasn't impressed. [5701]
fic  sga  john/rodney  theme:friendship  humor  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  cute  slash  nc-17  shrift  episoderelated 
june 2008 by scorpionvoices
Five Things You Forgot to Tell Me
Neville discovers a couple of things have slipped Harry’s mind. (3500)
fic  hp  hp:neville  hp:harry  cute  theme:firstkiss  favs:hp  slash  pg  favs:bestofthebest  style:fivethings  opinion:sweet 
may 2008 by scorpionvoices
Spectacle
Chris was pretty sure that he'd gone to sleep alone, on a couch in one of the decorated-but-unused rooms in Lance's house. He was also pretty sure that he'd been fully dressed at the time, and not wrapped around a naked Lance.
fic  rps  nsync  nsync:chris  nsync:lance  theme:first-time  hilarity  cute  popslash:  slash  giddygeek  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
may 2008 by scorpionvoices
The One Where Pete and Brendon Pet Kittens
"C'mon, let's go pet some kittens." Pete wonders if that's a euphemism. "Uhh, is that a euphemism?" and Brendon stares at him like Pete's an idiot and not being led somewhere by the horniest fucking teenager he knows - and Pete knows from horny teens.
fic  rps  p!atd  patd:brendon  fob:pete  cute  bandom:  gen  g  band:fob  opinion:awesome 
may 2008 by scorpionvoices
conquest: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor
So, there's two guys, right? One of them's a doctor. His name is Robert, but we're gonna call him Chase, because that's what he answers to anyway. The other's called Dean, and nevermind what he does for a living. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
fic  housemd  crossover  spn  house:chase  spn:dean  cute  humor  unusualpairing  slash  nc-17  opinion:awesome 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
Neville Makes a Friend
An alternate origin story for Trevor the Toad. Neville saves a life and is rewarded. (~900)
ficlet  hp  hp:neville  missingscene  theme:friendship  humor  cute  gen  g  opinion:sweet 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
keep it in your back pocket
Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care. (4200)
fic  rps  au:nothuman  pete/patrick  crack  trope:animorph  short  cute  bandom:  slash  foxxcub  band:fob  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
.lake love by ~mi4 on deviantART
pretty sleepy boys in love on a summer dock
art  photography  pretty  slash  cute 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
guammi bears?
pictorial proof of the existence of pete's inner five year old
fob:pete  pics  picspam  cute  bandom:  band:fob 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
The Owl and the Pussycat - Wikisource
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea/In a beautiful pea green boat,/They took some honey, and plenty of money,/Wrapped up in a five pound note.
quality:good  poetry  cute  favs:poetry  for-amanda 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
The Frog
Be kind and gentle to the Frog,/And do not call him names,/As 'Slimy skin', or 'Polly-wog',/Or likewise 'Ugly James'
poetry  cute  hilarity  RECOMENDED  short  for-amanda 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
Little Ones
pictures of baby!version band boys. (SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!) [more pics in comments]
mcr  p!atd  picspam  cute  RECOMENDED  band:fob 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
bl_inks: patd, fob, mcr!
BOB'S SOCKS!!!! *WITH HIS FLIP-FLOPS*!!!!!!!! AND JON WALKER'S BARE TOOOOOOOEEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!! *dies and is ded* (not dial-up friendly)
art  fanart  mcr  p!atd  drawings  lolz.forever  cute  RECOMENDED  band:fob  opinion:awesome 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
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