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The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
They are both middle-aged. She is married (to a ghost) and he is a confirmed bachelor. He is a ridiculous tweenager in love with a dwarf (why a big person anyways?) and got his heart broken.

It happens.

She doesn’t do comforting well. When the Incident happened (she cried and sobbed) she had still pulled out her favorite, best umbrella to arrive on Bilbo’s doorstep as always. Bilbo had been unusually kind (he had attempted to comfort her) but her sharp words quickly put that motion out of his head (he looked sad for her when she left).

It was only fair to return the favor, and she had awkwardly put her arm around him in comfort.

Bilbo leaned into Lobelia, and she leaned back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:lobelia  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:lotho  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:nori  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:undercover  theme:family  theme:courtship  unusualpairing  p:lotr:bilbo/kili  p:lotr:dwalin/lobelia  genre:multi  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 1 (closed to new prompts) -- untitled, by anon
“If I asked it, would you leave the group?”

“If you wished it, if you didn’t trust my skills in battle, I would. But since I know that’s not the case…” Bofur trailed off with a wry smile. He knew how this conversation went.

Thorin let out a pained chuckle. “And if I wished it because you were-“

Bofur cut him off. “Now, now, if you tell me I’m your weakness again my ego simply won’t be able to handle it. I am here to support you in your quest, and if other, more pleasant activities come of that, the better for me. And if not, well, you know I’ll follow you anyway.”

“I won’t…use you like that,” Thorin protested, finally turning to look directly at the other dwarf.

“And I won’t be used like that,” Bofur agreed seriously. “But let me be the judge of that.” His smile became mischievous. “Besides, you have need of my hammer.” When Thorin didn’t react, he waggled his eyebrows and leered. “My…hammer,” he repeated for emphasis. “One could say I am very proficient with it!” The waggling became more and more excessive until finally Thorin cracked, letting out a genuine snicker and shaking his head at his companion’s antics.
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:thorin  unusualpairing  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:love  kink:outdoors  p:lotr:bofur/thorin  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme  comment!fic 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Fried My Little Brains. -- This is because I'm easy and love Jean Smart, by waldorph
She smiles at him. He's such a sweet little boy, eager to help his friends, do the right thing, avenge his father. Never mind the fact that he causes an international incident every time he walks out the door--she can handle international incidents.
ficlet  tv:hawaii5-0  comment!fic  c:h50:jameson  c:h50:steve  missingscene  genre:smut  kink:powerplay  unusualpairing  p:h50:jameson/steve  genre:het  r:r  a:waldorph  episoderelated  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle X (Ten Big Ones) -- If You're Feeling Sinister, by bugscript
"Nate!" Ray pulls away in shrill mock shock, slaps his ass and Nate winces so he doesn’t moan. "I’m right here and you’re fantasizing about our virgin assed hippie of a Lord! I’m not even allowed to fantasize about you in uniform, or actually out of uniform. Actually, maybe just with an unzipped and unbuckled uniform. But I’ll have you know I was raised on Walmart family values and, I for one am shocked. Really, I always thought I you were a nice boy. I let you meet my mother and she thought you were a nice boy."
ficlet  tv:generationkill  comment!fic  c:gk:nate  c:gk:ray  theme:establishedrelationship  genre:smut  theme:snark  hilarity  p:gk:nate/ray  unusualpairing  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  for-kayla  @DW  kink:rimming 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
grim_lupine: Five Ways to Say ‘I Love You’ Without Being a Girl About It
Ray’s standing there in a pair of jeans with the top button undone (no underwear, Nate dimly notes) and a t-shirt that looks like a rainbow threw up all over it. Nate eyes it askance, then looks up at Ray, whose face is innocent but whose lips are twitching a little.

Ray’s not exactly fashion-savvy, but he knows what works for him (or rather, he knows what works for Nate and what will therefore get him laid). Jeans and no underwear’s a standard. The point is, Ray never dresses like this unless he’s trying to fuck with Nate, like a three-year-old scribbling all over the walls of the house in crayon.
fic  tv:generationkill  comment!fic  c:gk:nate  c:gk:ray  unusualpairing  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:domesticity  theme:friendship  p:gk:nate/ray  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  author:grim_lupine  style:fivethings  opinion:sweet  @lj 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
speccygeekgirl: 5 Things McCoy is Not, and 1 He Is
Five things Leonard McCoy is not, and one he is. || 1. ""I'm a doctor, not a babysitter," McCoy bellows, but technically what has happened to Kirk and Spock is a medical issue, and he can't really complain too much at first. He gives each boy a PADD and leaves them in the exam room, keeping the doors open between there and his office.

He gets about an hour of work done before he hears a very girly scream. Girly even for a young boy. He comes around the corner and finds Spock sitting on Jim quite placidly, while the human boy tries and fails to wiggle away."
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  genre:crack  c:startrek:bones  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  p:startrek:bones/sulu  unusualpairing  genre:slash  comment!fic  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
ijemanja: Far from the Madding Crowd
Sophie lies back, an arm stretched lazily over the back of the chair, where, he can't help noticing, a bikini top is draped, strings dangling. "Are you telling me someone in a cubicle at the Pentagon is taking snapshots of my breasts as we speak?" she says.

"Just sayin', if they turn up on Google Earth tomorrow I will be saying I told you so. While laughing," Hardison replies.
fic  tv:leverage  humor  c:leverage:alec  c:leverage:sophie  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  unusualpairing  p:leverage:alec/sophie  genre:het  rating:r  comment!fic  @dw 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices

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