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The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Tattooed On the Heart, by madame_faust
Dwalin notices more and more that he is going bald, and so does everyone else. Of course, he is really self-conscious and grumpy about it because, Hello, he looks like BAMF with a mohawk, and everyone is giving him grief that he won't look intimidating without one. Wanting to make Mister Dwalin feel better Kili takes to drawing on a throughly passed out Dwalin when he comes to stay over after a night of heavy drinking with Uncle Thorin. At first Dwalin is horrified that Kili has drawn all over his forehead and forearms, but then he thinks that Kili just might be on to something....

I just want a mental imagine of Kili happily drawing on 'Mistah Dwalin!' and people laughing at Kili's doodles but becoming then totally intimidated when Dwalin comes back with real tattoos all over his head and arms.

Extra hugs and kisses if Dwalin keeps a tattoo of one of Kili's original drawings on the back of his head :D
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:balin  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:h/c  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:madame_faust  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- The Consequences of Youth, by anon
One of the dwarves(I'm thinking Fili or Kili, maybe even Ori) goes to a (college?) party and ends up hooking up with a nice fellow named Frodo. The next morning they wake up together in Frodo's bed. Frodo tries to sneak the dwarf out of the house. Only to walk straight into Bilbo while he tries to.

The dwarf who slept with Frodo meets up with the Company and tells them,'I have some good news, I found Bilbo! The bad news, I slept with his nephew and now he's angry with me.'
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:modern  au:human  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:friendship  LOLZ  p:lotr:frodo/kili  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Three Daughters of Durin, by anon
Because Dwarf women are rare and precious, a Dwarf man would never allow his mother/wife/sister/daughter to go on a quest where they might get killed by goblins or orcs or a dragon.

But Dori, Nori and Ori don't have any male relatives to hold them back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  pre-series  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:ori  theme:sexism  theme:shenanigans  theme:womenareawesome  theme:snark  p:lotr:dwalin/nori  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  LOLZ  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Minifill, by anon
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?

It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.

It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!

So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.


Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:thranduil  c:lotr:gandalf  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  genre:crack  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
They are both middle-aged. She is married (to a ghost) and he is a confirmed bachelor. He is a ridiculous tweenager in love with a dwarf (why a big person anyways?) and got his heart broken.

It happens.

She doesn’t do comforting well. When the Incident happened (she cried and sobbed) she had still pulled out her favorite, best umbrella to arrive on Bilbo’s doorstep as always. Bilbo had been unusually kind (he had attempted to comfort her) but her sharp words quickly put that motion out of his head (he looked sad for her when she left).

It was only fair to return the favor, and she had awkwardly put her arm around him in comfort.

Bilbo leaned into Lobelia, and she leaned back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:lobelia  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:lotho  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:nori  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:undercover  theme:family  theme:courtship  unusualpairing  p:lotr:bilbo/kili  p:lotr:dwalin/lobelia  genre:multi  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
Modern AU in which Thorin is a busy businessman who one day is informed that his sister and her husband died in an accident and he is the only one who can take care of his nephews.

He loves them with all his heart, but Fili and Kili (6 and 4 respectively) are a handful at the best of times (these are certainly not the best) and he has a company to run and there's only so many times a man can bring his boys to play at the building site. His workers/friends try to help him out and god bless him he IS trying, but it's not going well.

Until one day Thorin's new next door neighbor knocks on the door to borrow something/use a phone/whateva and sees the pandemonium that is Thorin trying to get Kili to eat his oatmeal - and steps in without much ado, showing the man how it's done. Poor Bilbo doesn't even suspect that this day marked him as a perfect future babysitter/ a gift from heavens for the Oakenshield family.
fic  art:fanart  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:realworld  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:domesticity  opinion:adorable  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 -- Worries Go Down Better With Ale Than Without, by madame_faust
Seriously, just anything where Thorin and Dis' husband are just like best friends who work together and hang out and drink on occasion because they are besties and they enjoy each other's company.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:oc  theme:firstmeetings  theme:family  theme:inebriation  worldbuilding  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Round 2 -- The Glorious War of the Elves and the Fairies, by anon
Turns out, tiny creatures can wreak an amazing amount of havoc when they put their minds to it.

North's Elves and Tooth's fairies have gone to war, and everyone else is caught in the crossfire as they fight for control of the ultimate prize:

Jack Frost.
fic  comment!fic  m:riseoftheguardians  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- feline fatale, by sospes
Fili finds his eyebrows crawling high up his forehead, and he reaches out, pokes the fluff gently. It uncurls with a hiss, eyes big and green, and Fili jerks his hand back reflexively. “That’s a cat,” he says.

“Kitten,” Kili corrects, and the kitten curls back up in his hands, eying Fili suspiciously. “He’s been following us: I’ve been hearing mewing for about half an hour now. I think he wants to come with us.”

There’s a soft, pleading look in Kili’s eyes that Fili’s more than familiar with: it’s the look his brother deploys whenever he wants something, and Kili knows very well that he finds it almost impossible to resist. Fili crosses his arms, says sternly, “We’re going on a quest with our uncle. We’re not taking a kitten with us.”

“Oh, Thorin wouldn’t mind,” Kili says, stroking a thumb between the kitten’s ears. “I think he looks like him, anyway. All black hair and moody eyes. Uncle’d probably be flattered.”

“I’m sure.

Kili ignores Fili’s sarcasm, and says, “I think that’s what I might call him. Thorin.” And the damn kitten only looks up at its new name, an irritatingly adorable expression in its eyes. It sits up in Kili’s hands and starts diligently washing itself.

“You’re ridiculous,” Fili says. “Put him back.”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:shenanigans  theme:pets  theme:boysaredorks  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 (Prompt Freeze!) -- hazards of being slight dwarves, by darke_wulf
With Kili(and maybe Ori too) being slight for dwarfs, they have less protection against the weather than the more built or stocky dwarfs. At first it's not a problem, easily solved with extra layers, but as the journey goes on, clothes get damaged beyond repair and the air turns colder. Kili(and Ori) try to hide how cold they are, they don't complain, but it's hard to get a good night's sleep when you're shivering.

Huge bonus if the first person to clue in isn't a brother or uncle.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:ori  humor  trope:huddlingforwarmth  theme:shenanigans  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 -- An AU Where Everything is the Same Except Everything is Bofur's Fault, by anon
Remember in the movie when Bilbo's having a bit of a panic attack over the whole dragon business and Bofur's like "you'll die a horrible, painful death", cue Bilbo fainting? And remember when they've just crashed that bridge in Goblin Town and Bofur's like "that could have been worse lololol" and then bam, the Great Goblin squashes all of them? And remember how both times Gandalf's just like "jfc Bofur are you kidding me"?

Basically, I want more times Bofur was spectacularly unhelpful and the rest of the company (but especially Gandalf) just headdesking and facepalming all over the place because it's starting to get seriously inconvenient and Bofur won't stop.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:fix-it  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - prompting: part iii -- untitled fill, by anon
Prompt: Lestrade and the gang perform another drug bust, but this time they find all Sherlock and John's sex toys. Bonus points for John being all embarrassed and Sherlock being smug about it.
fic  comment!fic  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  kink:toys  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- One Doesn't Simply Walk Around Erebor, by anon
Think about it. Thorin is terrible with directions, I'm sure he got lost in the tunnels of Erebor all the time and everyone asks him if he is lost and he is like 'NO' but he really is but won't admit it. So he just wanders until he is in the right place.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- maestro, by sospes
Fili rolls his eyes, smokes the last of his pipe. He’s grown up with Kili’s singing: to him, this is nothing. How are they ever supposed to defeat a damn dragon if they can’t cope with a spot of bad music? Ridiculous. He catches Thorin’s eye across the fire, grins at his uncle’s pained expression – because Thorin’s well aware that this is all his fault. He sings to himself most all the time, a bar of this with breakfast, a few notes of this with lunch, always has – and when they were dwarflings, Kili worshipped him, did everything he could to be more like Unkie Thorin. No one ever told him he had a fundamental lack of talent, though and now there’s nothing can be done about it. The bad singing is as much a part of him as the bullseye archery, and Fili’s pretty much immune by now.

Across the fire, Thorin’s eyes are dark and embarrassed. He sinks further into his fur collar, and Fili chuckles softly.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:family  theme:boysaredorks  LOLZ  genre:gen  genre:crackish  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- of arms and the man, by sospes
Fili likes the feel of a blade in his hand.

He always has, ever since he was a youngster and he spent a day running away from his parents, brandishing his uncle’s sword above his head and bellowing battle cries through the halls of Ered Luin. Even when his little arms tired of the weight and he accidentally cut himself on the cheek the grin didn’t leave his lips: he eventually found his way back home, dirty and messy, and waved the sword excitedly at his mother while Dis gave Thorin a piece of her mind: “He’s a child, Thorin, and he’s your heir! What were you thinking, you halfwit? What if he’d chopped his own head off, what then? Do you want Kili to grow up without his brother?”

Fili’s done a fair bit of growing up since then, but some things haven’t changed.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  characterstudy  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  warning:characterdeath-canon  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Round 2 -- Four Accidents (And One More), by anon
Later, he would say he did it as a joke -- another to crown the main event -- but the truth was, he wasn't sure exactly what impulse grabbed him. Without thinking, he pursed his lips and blew a kiss at her: a small glowing snowflake that struck her nose and made her go wide-eyed and snuffly for a moment. Her grip on him loosened, and he took the opportunity to wriggle free, scrambling until the wind could catch him up and pull him away, and he laughed to hear her shouting after him, all the sorts of things he at least hoped she wasn't saying in front of kids.

Or, really, in front of them was fine too, because sometimes the look on an adult's face was the best reward for a joke well-executed.

Years later, he'd look back on that blizzard and call it one of his finest works.

(That was around when he started practicing how to draw rabbits in frost; he made them all deceptively slim and soft-looking when bunched up, but when he gave them that extra burst of magic to bring them to life, they were fast and strong, leaping as high as his elbow and higher, and though their eyes had no color to them, he would sometimes scatter pine needles across their delicate fur and pretend.)
fic  comment!fic  m:riseoftheguardians  au:gender  c:rotg:jack  c:rotg:bunny  theme:firstmeetings  theme:UST  theme:shenanigans  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:friendship  opinion:sweet  p:rotg:bunny/jack  genre:het  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- a majestic flaw, by scribblscrabbl
“Um.” He casts a sideways glance at Fili, then Kili, who’ve stuck with him since they left the Shire, either to protect him or keep him from running away, he’s not quite sure yet. “I don’t mean to be rude but, is Thorin a bit, a tad bit—directionally challenged?”

He keeps his voice tactfully low but the few who hear him snort loudly. Thorin peers back over his shoulder with a furrowed brow.

“More than a bit.” Fili’s grin is full of mischief.

“Take a bit and add a lot to it.” Kili adds, with a frighteningly identical grin.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:roadtrip  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 1 (closed to new prompts) -- untitled, by anon
“If I asked it, would you leave the group?”

“If you wished it, if you didn’t trust my skills in battle, I would. But since I know that’s not the case…” Bofur trailed off with a wry smile. He knew how this conversation went.

Thorin let out a pained chuckle. “And if I wished it because you were-“

Bofur cut him off. “Now, now, if you tell me I’m your weakness again my ego simply won’t be able to handle it. I am here to support you in your quest, and if other, more pleasant activities come of that, the better for me. And if not, well, you know I’ll follow you anyway.”

“I won’t…use you like that,” Thorin protested, finally turning to look directly at the other dwarf.

“And I won’t be used like that,” Bofur agreed seriously. “But let me be the judge of that.” His smile became mischievous. “Besides, you have need of my hammer.” When Thorin didn’t react, he waggled his eyebrows and leered. “My…hammer,” he repeated for emphasis. “One could say I am very proficient with it!” The waggling became more and more excessive until finally Thorin cracked, letting out a genuine snicker and shaking his head at his companion’s antics.
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:thorin  unusualpairing  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:love  kink:outdoors  p:lotr:bofur/thorin  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme  comment!fic 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - Prompting: Part IV
For such an observant man, Mycroft Holmes is incredibly blind. He can deduce from her bag that she didn’t have time for breakfast (and insists she go to the nearest café and buy herself a Danish pastry, to boot), he can see from her wristwatch that she recently finished an excellent book (and asks for a recommendation), he can infer from her smile that she’s in need of a little quiet while her headache calms down (and duly gives it to her, letting her sit in her office and get on with paperwork in silence for an hour).

Apparently, though, he can’t deduce from her hair, smile, bag, shoes, skirt, phone or anything that she has never wanted anyone more than she wants him.
fic  tv:sherlock  comment!fic  c:sh:anthea  c:SH:mycroft  theme:seduction  theme:clueless  theme:friendship  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:first-time  opinion:adorable  p:sh:anthea/mycroft  genre:gen  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
june 2012 by scorpionvoices
dresden_kink: Round Three IS CLOSED -- Little Fill, by grenegome
I’d sell you some crap about diamonds in the rough if I thought you’d buy it, but everyone’s the same. They can’t see it, damned if I know why. Sure, there’s the baggy clothes, and the scruffed up hair and the shadows under his eyes and the persistent stubble and the touch-me-and-I’ll-bite attitude, and the bruises, and the scars, and the fact he’s always running into or away from a fight... but isn’t that all part of the charm? It’s not like it masks even the base physical attractions, the long strong lines lines of him, the warm eyes, the generous mouth... and the rest of it, well, it’s not something you can hide under scruff and insolence. He’s a fucking beacon. He throws more power away lighting a candle than most wizards could hope to raise in a week of ritual meditation. And he’s only just waking up to the fact that his every action ripples through the supernatural world in ways it shouldn’t.
ficlet  b:dresdenfiles  comment!fic  dresden:kincaid  dresden:harrydresden  theme:establishedrelationship  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  p:dresden:dresden/kincaid  genre:slash  rating:r  author:grenegome  challenge:kinkmeme  @DW  opinion:awesome 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
teenwolfkink: Prompt Post 01 -- I Bring You Dead Things Because I Love You, by ladylade
“You idiot,” Derek says, but he yanks one of the folds in Stiles’ sheet and magically Stiles is free to move.

“How did you do that?” Stiles asks. “Wait, not important. You’ve been sending me dead animals! I sat on the mouse and crushed it!”

“I can provide for you,” Derek says. “I’d be a good mate.”

“Mate?!” Stiles feels like the hysterical woman in a Victorian romance novel. “You hate me! When did this mate thing happen?”

“You smell good,” Derek says.

Derek is the only person Stiles knows that can give an answer that explains so much, and yet *nothing at all*.
fic  tv:teenwolf  comment!fic  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:derek  theme:werewolves  theme:courtship  theme:clueless  theme:snark  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj  author:ladylade 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle VIII (The Eighth Wonder – Bigger, Longer, Uncut) -- Tony'd Do Anything for McGee (But He Won't Do *That*)
Tony isn't saying that the whole screwing/dating McGee thing hasn't been pretty out of left-field, but it turns out he likes having sex with men. With a man. With McGee. (Not that he's ruling other men out, it's just, well, he has his hands full with McGee already. Literally, a lot of the time.) It shouldn't surprise him, really; he's always been a big fan of orgasms--his and whoever was, er, with him at that time--and at least there's no chance of McGee faking it. Not that any of his women have, of course, seeing as how Tony is the Orgasminator General, but still, the point stands.
fic  tv:ncis  comment!fic  c:ncis:tony  c:ncis:tim  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  humor  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  p:ncis:dinozzo/mcgee  genre:slash  rating:r  challenge:kinkmeme  @DW  a:catwalksalone 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle XII (The Dirty Dozen) -- And the Rules Lost, by sheveled
“So how do you want to play this?” Nate asks, mirroring Brad’s lean. “I can run away in a heterosexual panic, if you want, which should fulfill the terms of your assignment.”

He can’t pinpoint how, but Brad has the definite feeling he’s being challenged, so he reaches out, runs the backs of his fingers down Nate’s arm. “Or?”

“Or we can make out against the wall until they run away in a heterosexual panic. I just don’t want to make things harder for you later.” Brad snorts at that, and Nate rolls his eyes. “I take it back,” Nate tells him. “I hope they make you cry.”
fic  tv:generationkill  comment!fic  au:university  c:gk:brad  c:gk:nate  theme:firstkiss  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  pitchperfect  p:gk:brad/nate  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  crapkaylasendsme  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @dw 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
xmen_firstkink: THE X-MEN FIRST CLASS KINK MEME: PROMPT POST -- Charles Xavier: Criminal Mastermind (or Criminally Drunk), by averzierlia
It isn’t the giggling, Erik can handle that, as creepy as it is.

It isn’t even the way that Charles is panting on his neck, hot breath stirring the soft hairs there.

It’s the fact that Charles keeps trying to put his hands down Erik’s pants.

He’s had to handle a lot of things in his life, but a drunk telepath that can’t keep his hands to himself is going to be the thing that does him in, because Charles is projecting, happinesscontentmentlifeisgood, and he keeps trying to, as he put it, ‘share that happiness with Erik’.

Which seems to involve sticking his hands down the front of Erik’s pants while he’s driving.
fic  comment!fic  humor  theme:first-time  rating:pg-13  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  theme:inebriation  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART FOUR [CLOSED] -- untitled, by raphaela667
A week into his tenure at the Academy, Jim Kirk drops out of his Tactics class because - quote - his professor is an asshole. He cannot be persuaded to rejoin the class, and he cannot be persuaded to take it over the intranet. Chris finds a loophole that says if Kirk can prove fluency in at least three Federation languages and pass a second year Tactics exam, possibly while doing the hula, then he can skip the first year requirement. He takes it to Kirk, who sighs, says he can speak Lurisian and Standard, and that he's not doing the hula. His roommate growls that he'll do what's goddamned asked of him.

Kirk grumbles right back, but he eventually agrees.

So, the next thing Chris has to do is get Spock of Vulcan to do him a favor.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  comment!fic  missingscene  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  humor  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:shenanigans  p:startrek:kirk/spock  g:slash  r:pg  challenge:kinkmeme  o:awesome  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
grim_lupine: Five Ways to Say ‘I Love You’ Without Being a Girl About It
Ray’s standing there in a pair of jeans with the top button undone (no underwear, Nate dimly notes) and a t-shirt that looks like a rainbow threw up all over it. Nate eyes it askance, then looks up at Ray, whose face is innocent but whose lips are twitching a little.

Ray’s not exactly fashion-savvy, but he knows what works for him (or rather, he knows what works for Nate and what will therefore get him laid). Jeans and no underwear’s a standard. The point is, Ray never dresses like this unless he’s trying to fuck with Nate, like a three-year-old scribbling all over the walls of the house in crayon.
fic  tv:generationkill  comment!fic  c:gk:nate  c:gk:ray  unusualpairing  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:domesticity  theme:friendship  p:gk:nate/ray  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  author:grim_lupine  style:fivethings  opinion:sweet  @lj 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
pennyplainknits: Prompt meeee
Prompt: ALEC/ELLIOT, Elliot is still very manly but trying to win Hardison's love via baked goods. He may or may not go into this thinking he just wants in Alec's pants.
fic  tv:leverage  comment!fic  c:leverage:eliot  c:leverage:alec  theme:clueless  theme:seduction  theme:food  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  p:leverage:alec/eliot  genre:slash  author:pennyplainknits  rating:pg-13  @lj 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
thingswithwings: The Pie Job
"Aw, c'mon, don't be like that," Alec says. Eliot plonks down on the cushions next to them and scowls, tight-lipped.

"Here," Parker says, holding out a forkful, "have some pie."

Eliot glares until it becomes clear that he can either open his mouth or listen to Parker make airplane noises; then, grudgingly, he opens his mouth. Parker cheers and slides the pie onto his tongue.
fic  tv:leverage  comment!fic  c:leverage:eliot  c:leverage:alec  c:leverage:parker  ot3  theme:shenanigans  hilarity  LOLZ  genre:gen  favs:leverage  author:thingswithwings  opinion:adorable  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @dw 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
speccygeekgirl: 5 Things McCoy is Not, and 1 He Is
Five things Leonard McCoy is not, and one he is. || 1. ""I'm a doctor, not a babysitter," McCoy bellows, but technically what has happened to Kirk and Spock is a medical issue, and he can't really complain too much at first. He gives each boy a PADD and leaves them in the exam room, keeping the doors open between there and his office.

He gets about an hour of work done before he hears a very girly scream. Girly even for a young boy. He comes around the corner and finds Spock sitting on Jim quite placidly, while the human boy tries and fails to wiggle away."
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  genre:crack  c:startrek:bones  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  p:startrek:bones/sulu  unusualpairing  genre:slash  comment!fic  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
ijemanja: Far from the Madding Crowd
Sophie lies back, an arm stretched lazily over the back of the chair, where, he can't help noticing, a bikini top is draped, strings dangling. "Are you telling me someone in a cubicle at the Pentagon is taking snapshots of my breasts as we speak?" she says.

"Just sayin', if they turn up on Google Earth tomorrow I will be saying I told you so. While laughing," Hardison replies.
fic  tv:leverage  humor  c:leverage:alec  c:leverage:sophie  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  unusualpairing  p:leverage:alec/sophie  genre:het  rating:r  comment!fic  @dw 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
maisontv: White Collar Prompt Party
For whatever reason, Neal is assigned a different FBI agent handler/liaison/etc. - whether permanently or on a temporary basis. Neal makes his life hell until he gets Peter back.
fic  tv:whitecollar  c:whitecollar:neal  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  comment!fic  genre:gen  humor  rating:pg-13  author:sparky77  @lj 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices

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