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The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Lost To Life, by tsukitenchichan
Thorin is so bad at following directions that he walks straight past Death's Door back to the world of the living.

On his way he finds Fíli and Kíli, and he's like, "Where are you going? Clearly it's that way!", and leads them away from the light.

And that's how Thorin and his nephews survive the BOFA.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:fix-it  theme:afterlife  theme:aftermath  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg  opinion:adorable  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- The Shieldmaidens of Erebor, by madame_faust
Dís was a practical woman and when new rumors flew about Orcs and wargs, the certainty of a bloodbath, a second Azanulbizar (on Durin's grave, say it is not so!), she intuitively knew that somehow, this was her magnificent, mule-headed brother's fault.

Wryly thinking to herself that perhaps Thorin neglected to remember that she was responsible for producing another set of heirs for him if her sons fell (and joking about it, even to herself, made her heart clench less in fear), Dís knew this was not a time to remain cloistered, as her grandfather wished it. Looking to the past for wisdom was all well and good, but gaining wisdom from the mistakes of one's kin was better still. Though she might not be King Under the Mountain, Dís was still of Durin's line and when she spoke, her people listened. And her sisters in arms answered her call to battle.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  theme:family  theme:war  theme:womenareawesome  theme:friendship  theme:snark  humor  theme:fix-it  theme:aftermath  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 -- An AU Where Everything is the Same Except Everything is Bofur's Fault, by anon
Remember in the movie when Bilbo's having a bit of a panic attack over the whole dragon business and Bofur's like "you'll die a horrible, painful death", cue Bilbo fainting? And remember when they've just crashed that bridge in Goblin Town and Bofur's like "that could have been worse lololol" and then bam, the Great Goblin squashes all of them? And remember how both times Gandalf's just like "jfc Bofur are you kidding me"?

Basically, I want more times Bofur was spectacularly unhelpful and the rest of the company (but especially Gandalf) just headdesking and facepalming all over the place because it's starting to get seriously inconvenient and Bofur won't stop.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:fix-it  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices

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