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inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- Errant Comment Fill, by anonymous
"Poly relationships are way better than one-off threesomes," Eames said. "As you can see on this chart, which ought to explain the matter fully." The chart, which Eames had drawn on a blackboard he had obtained somewhere Arthur didn't want to know, said, 'Poly relationships > one off threesomes'.

"I don't think that's a convincing argument," Ariadne said. Arthur was glad that he had an ally in this madhouse. She added three exclamation points to the end. "There. Now it's convincing."
ficlet  inception  comment!fic  crack  inception:ariadne  inception:eames  inception:arthur  LOLZ  shenanigans  gen  kinkmeme  rating:pg-13 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 11 -- Early Returns, by anon
"There's free food on election night," Dom says, pleading. "There might even be free pizza on election night."

Ariadne, who drops by long enough to drop off a handful of roughed-up charts, says, "Dom, please, I think we can all see that Arthur doesn't actually eat food."

Arthur slaps the charts out of her hands. "Are you sure you want to be pissing me off before I keep you from embarrassing yourself with these?" he asks, already spotting two split infinitives, where someone had made an obvious their/they're mistake, and a weird line-break issue that would introduce profanity onto page five.

"Arthur, I know you're too much of a consummate professional and love me too well to ever be that petty," she coos at him, and presses a kiss to his cheek before dropping a dollar in the sexual harassment jar and darting off back to the design bloc, where graphics and photo and layout have hogged every window with natural light claiming somehow that they need them for work. [NEWSPAPER AU!!!]
fic  inception  au:realworld  comment!fic  inception:arthur  inception:cobb  inception:eames  inception:ariadne  inception:yusuf  inception:mal  ensemble  shenanigans  hilarity  LOLZ  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:officeromance  theme:fixing  slash  r  kinkmeme  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 2 -- En Route to Transylvania, by anonymous
"There's only one way we can solve this," says Cobb, "and that's through inception."

"I don't even know what that is," says Eames.

"Fischer won't plant anything but corn because it's in the highest demand," says Cobb. "So we're going to plant beans all over his farmland while he sleeps. He may have an existential crisis, because is one really a bean farmer if one has been unknowingly coerced into being one? How does one ever know whether one's crop choices have been made by free will? How do you know you weren't incepted into goat farming, Eames? How do any of us know anything? Is the redness I perceive the same as the redness you perceive?"

"Yusuf," yells Eames, "I need those steaks."
fic  inception  comment!fic  au:fantasy  crack  inception:eames  inception:arthur  ensemble  hilarity  shenanigans  LOLZ  cute  theme:firstkiss  theme:vampires  slash  favs:inception  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1
"Fine. You know what? Fine!" Arthur says. "Let's go out with courage." And he straightens his tie and his jacket.

And then he grabs Eames's shirt collar and kisses him.

"No regrets," he says, eyes bright, and then jumps.
fic  inception  comment!fic  post-series  inception:arthur  inception:eames  inception:ariadne  inception:yusuf  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  trope:matchmaking  fluff  slash  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1
When Arthur was thirteen years old, he shut down the NSA for three days.

It was, as Arthur is at pains to point out, a complete accident.

When Eames was thirteen years old, he pulled his first con.

It was also an accident, but Eames tended to leave out that bit.
fic  inception  comment!fic  pre-series  inception:arthur  inception:eames  characterstudy  worldbuilding  theme:friendship  humor  slash  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 2 -- Compulsively Obsessive, by barkinmad
Ok, so there've been roughly a bajillion fics where Eames is a lovable creeper with bad habits out the wazoo, right? But what I want is just ONE FIC (or twelve) that talks about all of *Arthur's* bad habits.

Use your imagination!! Does he leave the toilet seat up? Does he leave hair products scattered all over every bathroom he's let near? Is he *way* too fastidious in bed, to the point of using rubber gloves for anything that involves touching bodily fluids? GO WILD!

Can be any pairing, or gen if that's how you roll, just please give me some quirky/annoying Arthur!
fic  inception  comment!fic  inception:arthur  inception:eames  shenanigans  LOLZ  quirky  theme:snark  theme:establishedrelationship  slash  favs:inception  echo=dork  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- My Paranoid Valentine
When a car back-fires, or something mundane happens that could be misconstrued as an attack, Eames immediately shields Arthur with himself without even a second thought. Cue awkwardness. [OMG, SOOOO AWKWARD.]
fic  inception  comment!fic  crack  inception:eames  inception:arthur  inception:ariadne  inception:cobb  inception:yusuf  inception:saito  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:clueless  LOLZ  cute  slash  pg  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1
Ariadne and Eames like to use the white boards to draw stupid doodles. Arthur is not amused.
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july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- Sharp Dressed Man, by annundriel
Eames never knew watching a man dress could be so...alluring. He's mesmerized by the three-piece suits and braces and cufflinks that Arthur likes to wear.
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july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- Coastal
Arthur is actually from a trailer park in like...Alabama or some really southern state. He got rid of his accent and acts all suave motherfucker to hide his humble beginnings, but when Eames fucks him, he loses control and his accent comes back full swing.
fic  inception  comment!fic  inception:arthur  characterstudy  worldbuilding  inception:eames  theme:first-time  slash  r  favs:inception  opinion:awesome  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1
Prompt: Not that there's anything wrong with Arthur being oblivious and all, but I want to see some oblivious Eames, not knowing how all his play flirting is affecting Arthur (who is totally head over heels for Eames).

Arthur eventually snaps and forces Eames up against the wall and pretty much shouts out his feelings.
fic  inception  comment!fic  post-series  inception:arthur  inception:eames  theme:UST  theme:clueless  slash  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1
Arthur/Eames.

"Dream a little bigger? I'll show you dream bigger" - Arthur changes his fighting methods in the next job. Eames gets turned on by the dominance.
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july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1
Eames is tired of Arthur being such a goddamn cocktease and takes some action. Bonus points if Arthur didn't even realize he was frustrating the shit out of Eames in the first place.
fic  inception  comment!fic  inception:eames  inception:arthur  hilarity  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  smut  fluff  slash  nc-17  opinion:awesome  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- Wooing!
Because Eames so would, with his slick British moves, and because the results would be both hilarious and adorable.

Bonus points for Arthur being completely perplexed (in an oh-my-god-wtf-are-you-doing kind of way) and Ariadne helping.
fic  inception  comment!fic  post-series  inception:eames  inception:arthur  fluff  humor  theme:clueless  theme:seduction  slash  opinion:adorable  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- A Little Help From My Friends
Arthur/Eames
everyone on the team has figured out what's going on between Eames and Arthur -- except for Arthur

--Arthur being completely clueless
--everyone else being suitably amused/annoyed (I imagine Ariadne would ship it and Dom would just roll his eyes)
--several failed attempts to force them together
--Eames getting increasingly frustrated until he finally just slams Arthur against a wall or something in front of the whole team and Arthur finally figures it out, then they take things somewhere a little more private
--the team practically throws a party, Arthur is embarrassed, Eames is delighted
fic  inception  comment!fic  post-series  inception:arthur  inception:eames  inception:ariadne  inception:cobb  theme:clueless  theme:seduction  romance  LOLZ  hilarity  slash  favs:inception  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices

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