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a_team_kink: First Post! -- fun little fill, by jiaren_shadow
"OH SHIT! EMPEROR PALPATINE!" Murdock screamed, trying and failing to reach for anything remotely weapon-like. "I ain't turnin' to no Dark Side! I'll never join you!" The black hooded figure seemed pretty unfazed. Typical of a Sith Lord.

"I know not of this Emperor Palpatine," intoned the figure.

"Are you a Ringwraith?" Murdock's eyes widened. He was pretty sure he didn't have the One Ring, though there was that one wedding he officiated at that one time, and those rings looked pretty suspicious. Damn Ringwraiths. They see everything.

"No, mortal. I am Death, and it is your time."

"Oh, fuck no." Murdock was pissed now. He could take on Ringwraiths, he could take Sith Lords, he could take Mexican drug lords, but like hell he was going to die. Like hell.
fic  m:a-team10  comment!fic  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:face  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:hannibal  boysaredorks  shenanigans  warning:characterdeath-sortof  genre:crack  humor  theme:totherescue!  theme:selfrescue  rating:pg-13  genre:gen  challenge:kinkmeme  opinion:weird  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- untitled, by shinymessoyay
5 times Hannibal got mistaken for one of the other three's dad. |||

"Daddy!" Murdock squealed, leaping for Hannibal. Hannibal stumbled back a step under his weight before he caught his balance and carefully held the lit cigar away from Murdock.

"Can I have a pony?" Murdock asked, looking at Hannibal with the largest eyes he'd ever seen. He glanced over his shoulder at Face, who had his teeth clamped down on two of his fingers to keep himself from laughing out loud, the little shit.

"Uh. A pony?"

Murdock nodded, smiling brightly. "I always wanted a pony," he confided. "Mama wouldn't let me get one, I know, but couldn't you talk to her?"

"Yeah, Boss," Face said, swallowing his laughter like a man. "You're right! This is a great plan. I'm going to go...uh...get some soup heating for Murdock." His humor broke through when Hannibal glared at him, and he gave up and grinned. "You just keep...dealing with that."
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february 2011 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- Your Love Is My Drug, by anon
At first, Hannibal didn't get it -- he was just pissed off that the lowlife thugs not only took his cigars and smoked them, but also put them out *on his palms*. While he was trying not to let the pain show -- and damn, burns hurt, he had forgotten how much -- they readied a syringe. He hadn't planned for being injected with a sedative, but it wouldn't make too much of a difference. And if he passed out completely, he knew he could count on his team to carry him out.

"Suck on that for awhile, Pops," one of his captors said with a sickening grin. Hannibal just rolled his eyes and waited for the sedative to take effect. These were probably the worst kidnappers ever.

It was a few minutes after everyone else left the room that he realized maybe it wasn't a sedative after all.
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february 2011 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- I'll Keep You (My Dirty Little Secret)
Murdock was the school weird kid. And not just a-little-stoned weird. Really weird. Face knew that kid had an epic case of ADHD -- not hard to figure out -- but there was definitely something else wrong with him as well. Possibly several somethings. Some teachers thought he was on drugs, but really, Face was pretty sure drugs would actually benefit him.
fic  m:a-team10  comment!fic  au:school  c:ateam:face  c:ateam:sosa  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:hannibal  shenanigans  humor  theme:friendship  theme:growingup  trope:stealth!dating  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  p:ateam:face/sosa  p:ateam:BA/murdock  genre:slash  genre:het  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- set the snakes loose, by sidonay
Snakes on a plane.

Yes. That is the entire prompt.

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july 2010 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- Smoke and Sparkles, by anon
Prompt: Murdock is a fairy. Like, an honest-to-goodness, wings-and-wand fairy. Just...I don't know, wakes up like that one morning while on a mission. B.A. is amused and disturbed.

I DON'T KNOW. Just, um. Please?
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july 2010 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- IV Drips and Budweiser
I know there's been a couple of short pieces that have hinted at what might have happened, but I'd love to read a detailed back story as to why Face is all banged up, with bandages on his shoulder, a bloody one on his side, his wrist bound up, and a drip in his arm, when he's sitting with his feet in the paddling pool.

I'm looking for a mission gone wrong; or was he loaned out to another team; or just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Cue his team to the rescue and worrying/watching over him. I got the impression that Murdock and BA were on guard duty during that scene. Plus, did any one else notice that when Charisa was walking away with her men Murdock and Face appear to be on their feet dancing, when the camera goes back to them they're sitting down! Maybe it's a glitch in the movie, but I could see BA shouting at them to sit their fool selves down because Face is supposed to be resting ;)
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july 2010 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- The Do Nots and Hell Nos of Army Life
"Lieutenant Peck!" Face is on medical down time, so he doesn't snap to attention -not like he would if Hannibal was the one hollering his name with that tone. "You are not authorised to fire officers!" There's this look on the Commanders face, and Face tries not to laugh, he just manages it and give the salute. When the Commander walks away, muttering about the team, and Face hides a smirk with a sip of beer.

"Who knew?" [the one inspired by Skippy's List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army]
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july 2010 by scorpionvoices
anon: Thirteen Ways B.A. Shut Murdock Up & Once He Was At A Loss For Words
4. "There's another puppet where that came from," Murdock said.

"But is there another ukulele?" B.A. asked, holding the ukulele high in threat.
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july 2010 by scorpionvoices

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