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The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- The Consequences of Youth, by anon
One of the dwarves(I'm thinking Fili or Kili, maybe even Ori) goes to a (college?) party and ends up hooking up with a nice fellow named Frodo. The next morning they wake up together in Frodo's bed. Frodo tries to sneak the dwarf out of the house. Only to walk straight into Bilbo while he tries to.

The dwarf who slept with Frodo meets up with the Company and tells them,'I have some good news, I found Bilbo! The bad news, I slept with his nephew and now he's angry with me.'
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:modern  au:human  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:friendship  LOLZ  p:lotr:frodo/kili  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Three Daughters of Durin, by anon
Because Dwarf women are rare and precious, a Dwarf man would never allow his mother/wife/sister/daughter to go on a quest where they might get killed by goblins or orcs or a dragon.

But Dori, Nori and Ori don't have any male relatives to hold them back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  pre-series  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:ori  theme:sexism  theme:shenanigans  theme:womenareawesome  theme:snark  p:lotr:dwalin/nori  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  LOLZ  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Round 2 -- The Glorious War of the Elves and the Fairies, by anon
Turns out, tiny creatures can wreak an amazing amount of havoc when they put their minds to it.

North's Elves and Tooth's fairies have gone to war, and everyone else is caught in the crossfire as they fight for control of the ultimate prize:

Jack Frost.
fic  comment!fic  m:riseoftheguardians  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 -- An AU Where Everything is the Same Except Everything is Bofur's Fault, by anon
Remember in the movie when Bilbo's having a bit of a panic attack over the whole dragon business and Bofur's like "you'll die a horrible, painful death", cue Bilbo fainting? And remember when they've just crashed that bridge in Goblin Town and Bofur's like "that could have been worse lololol" and then bam, the Great Goblin squashes all of them? And remember how both times Gandalf's just like "jfc Bofur are you kidding me"?

Basically, I want more times Bofur was spectacularly unhelpful and the rest of the company (but especially Gandalf) just headdesking and facepalming all over the place because it's starting to get seriously inconvenient and Bofur won't stop.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:fix-it  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - prompting: part iii -- untitled fill, by anon
Prompt: Lestrade and the gang perform another drug bust, but this time they find all Sherlock and John's sex toys. Bonus points for John being all embarrassed and Sherlock being smug about it.
fic  comment!fic  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  kink:toys  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- maestro, by sospes
Fili rolls his eyes, smokes the last of his pipe. He’s grown up with Kili’s singing: to him, this is nothing. How are they ever supposed to defeat a damn dragon if they can’t cope with a spot of bad music? Ridiculous. He catches Thorin’s eye across the fire, grins at his uncle’s pained expression – because Thorin’s well aware that this is all his fault. He sings to himself most all the time, a bar of this with breakfast, a few notes of this with lunch, always has – and when they were dwarflings, Kili worshipped him, did everything he could to be more like Unkie Thorin. No one ever told him he had a fundamental lack of talent, though and now there’s nothing can be done about it. The bad singing is as much a part of him as the bullseye archery, and Fili’s pretty much immune by now.

Across the fire, Thorin’s eyes are dark and embarrassed. He sinks further into his fur collar, and Fili chuckles softly.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:family  theme:boysaredorks  LOLZ  genre:gen  genre:crackish  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
norsekink: Round 6 -- Adventures In Thor-Sitting, by 3791111
Thor has recently discovered that he enjoys cooking competition shows such as Top Chef and Chopped, for when they get assigned ingredient combinations like octopus and marshmallow. He's also been introduced to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, but he has trouble watching when the pony friends fight amongst themselves. LazyTown is more his speed. To Clint's ongoing distress, he is bored by any sport where he feels the armor is excessive for the projectile, but he became enamored of the Dodgeball World Championship over the summer. Also, Roller Derby.
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  comment!fic  m:thor  c:avengers:thor  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:clint  ensemble  LOLZ  shenanigans  theme:team!  boysaredorks  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  genre:crackish  rating:pg  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- untitled, by shinymessoyay
5 times Hannibal got mistaken for one of the other three's dad. |||

"Daddy!" Murdock squealed, leaping for Hannibal. Hannibal stumbled back a step under his weight before he caught his balance and carefully held the lit cigar away from Murdock.

"Can I have a pony?" Murdock asked, looking at Hannibal with the largest eyes he'd ever seen. He glanced over his shoulder at Face, who had his teeth clamped down on two of his fingers to keep himself from laughing out loud, the little shit.

"Uh. A pony?"

Murdock nodded, smiling brightly. "I always wanted a pony," he confided. "Mama wouldn't let me get one, I know, but couldn't you talk to her?"

"Yeah, Boss," Face said, swallowing his laughter like a man. "You're right! This is a great plan. I'm going to go...uh...get some soup heating for Murdock." His humor broke through when Hannibal glared at him, and he gave up and grinned. "You just keep...dealing with that."
fic  m:a-team10  comment!fic  c:ateam:hannibal  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:face  LOLZ  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:UST  theme:friendship  theme:undercover  hilarity  favs:a-team  rating:pg-13  post-movie  theme:team!  p:ateam:face/hannibal  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- Errant Comment Fill, by anonymous
"Poly relationships are way better than one-off threesomes," Eames said. "As you can see on this chart, which ought to explain the matter fully." The chart, which Eames had drawn on a blackboard he had obtained somewhere Arthur didn't want to know, said, 'Poly relationships > one off threesomes'.

"I don't think that's a convincing argument," Ariadne said. Arthur was glad that he had an ally in this madhouse. She added three exclamation points to the end. "There. Now it's convincing."
ficlet  inception  comment!fic  crack  inception:ariadne  inception:eames  inception:arthur  LOLZ  shenanigans  gen  kinkmeme  rating:pg-13 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- Your Love Is My Drug, by anon
At first, Hannibal didn't get it -- he was just pissed off that the lowlife thugs not only took his cigars and smoked them, but also put them out *on his palms*. While he was trying not to let the pain show -- and damn, burns hurt, he had forgotten how much -- they readied a syringe. He hadn't planned for being injected with a sedative, but it wouldn't make too much of a difference. And if he passed out completely, he knew he could count on his team to carry him out.

"Suck on that for awhile, Pops," one of his captors said with a sickening grin. Hannibal just rolled his eyes and waited for the sedative to take effect. These were probably the worst kidnappers ever.

It was a few minutes after everyone else left the room that he realized maybe it wasn't a sedative after all.
fic  m:a-team10  comment!fic  c:ateam:hannibal  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:face  trope:sexpollen  LOLZ  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:first-time  theme:team!  p:ateam:hannibal/murdock  p:ateam:face/hannibal  p:ateam:BA/hannibal  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 11 -- Early Returns, by anon
"There's free food on election night," Dom says, pleading. "There might even be free pizza on election night."

Ariadne, who drops by long enough to drop off a handful of roughed-up charts, says, "Dom, please, I think we can all see that Arthur doesn't actually eat food."

Arthur slaps the charts out of her hands. "Are you sure you want to be pissing me off before I keep you from embarrassing yourself with these?" he asks, already spotting two split infinitives, where someone had made an obvious their/they're mistake, and a weird line-break issue that would introduce profanity onto page five.

"Arthur, I know you're too much of a consummate professional and love me too well to ever be that petty," she coos at him, and presses a kiss to his cheek before dropping a dollar in the sexual harassment jar and darting off back to the design bloc, where graphics and photo and layout have hogged every window with natural light claiming somehow that they need them for work. [NEWSPAPER AU!!!]
fic  inception  au:realworld  comment!fic  inception:arthur  inception:cobb  inception:eames  inception:ariadne  inception:yusuf  inception:mal  ensemble  shenanigans  hilarity  LOLZ  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:officeromance  theme:fixing  slash  r  kinkmeme  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 2 -- En Route to Transylvania, by anonymous
"There's only one way we can solve this," says Cobb, "and that's through inception."

"I don't even know what that is," says Eames.

"Fischer won't plant anything but corn because it's in the highest demand," says Cobb. "So we're going to plant beans all over his farmland while he sleeps. He may have an existential crisis, because is one really a bean farmer if one has been unknowingly coerced into being one? How does one ever know whether one's crop choices have been made by free will? How do you know you weren't incepted into goat farming, Eames? How do any of us know anything? Is the redness I perceive the same as the redness you perceive?"

"Yusuf," yells Eames, "I need those steaks."
fic  inception  comment!fic  au:fantasy  crack  inception:eames  inception:arthur  ensemble  hilarity  shenanigans  LOLZ  cute  theme:firstkiss  theme:vampires  slash  favs:inception  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 2 -- Compulsively Obsessive, by barkinmad
Ok, so there've been roughly a bajillion fics where Eames is a lovable creeper with bad habits out the wazoo, right? But what I want is just ONE FIC (or twelve) that talks about all of *Arthur's* bad habits.

Use your imagination!! Does he leave the toilet seat up? Does he leave hair products scattered all over every bathroom he's let near? Is he *way* too fastidious in bed, to the point of using rubber gloves for anything that involves touching bodily fluids? GO WILD!

Can be any pairing, or gen if that's how you roll, just please give me some quirky/annoying Arthur!
fic  inception  comment!fic  inception:arthur  inception:eames  shenanigans  LOLZ  quirky  theme:snark  theme:establishedrelationship  slash  favs:inception  echo=dork  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- My Paranoid Valentine
When a car back-fires, or something mundane happens that could be misconstrued as an attack, Eames immediately shields Arthur with himself without even a second thought. Cue awkwardness. [OMG, SOOOO AWKWARD.]
fic  inception  comment!fic  crack  inception:eames  inception:arthur  inception:ariadne  inception:cobb  inception:yusuf  inception:saito  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:clueless  LOLZ  cute  slash  pg  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- Ariadne is an Architecture Student
This is kind of a weird prompt. But I know architecture students in real life. Some of them have created a nest of blankets under their worktable, complete with three alarms, so that they can catch five minutes of rest in between their all-nighters in the studio. When they meet up, they brag about how little sleep they've had all week. (Choice quote from one of these events: "Wow! Does the world look yellow and fuzzy to you?") This gets worse when they enter the workforce.

So. Let's have a fic where Ariadne joined the team because she saw it as the only way she could actually get some sleep.
ficlet  inception  comment!fic  missingscene  inception:ariadne  characterstudy  LOLZ  short  gen  rating:pg-13 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- set the snakes loose, by sidonay
Snakes on a plane.

Yes. That is the entire prompt.

ficlet  m:a-team10  comment!fic  c:ateam:hannibal  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:face  shenanigans  boysaredorks  LOLZ  rating:pg-13  theme:team!  genre:gen  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- A Little Help From My Friends
everyone on the team has figured out what's going on between Eames and Arthur -- except for Arthur

--Arthur being completely clueless
--everyone else being suitably amused/annoyed (I imagine Ariadne would ship it and Dom would just roll his eyes)
--several failed attempts to force them together
--Eames getting increasingly frustrated until he finally just slams Arthur against a wall or something in front of the whole team and Arthur finally figures it out, then they take things somewhere a little more private
--the team practically throws a party, Arthur is embarrassed, Eames is delighted
fic  inception  comment!fic  post-series  inception:arthur  inception:eames  inception:ariadne  inception:cobb  theme:clueless  theme:seduction  romance  LOLZ  hilarity  slash  favs:inception  rating:pg-13  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- The Do Nots and Hell Nos of Army Life
"Lieutenant Peck!" Face is on medical down time, so he doesn't snap to attention -not like he would if Hannibal was the one hollering his name with that tone. "You are not authorised to fire officers!" There's this look on the Commanders face, and Face tries not to laugh, he just manages it and give the salute. When the Commander walks away, muttering about the team, and Face hides a smirk with a sip of beer.

"Who knew?" [the one inspired by Skippy's List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army]
fic  m:a-team10  missingscene  comment!fic  c:ateam:face  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:hannibal  c:ateam:BA  shenanigans  boysaredorks  hilarity  LOLZ  favs:a-team  for-kayla  rating:pg-13  theme:team!  genre:gen  for-hannah  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
slackerlicious: ♥ THE MENTALIST KINK MEME ♥
Prompt: Jane is in love with every member of his team and has an odd physical-but-not-quite-sexual dynamic with all of them. Possibly with the rest of the team not quite being sure about what he wants.
fic  comment!fic  thementalist  mentalist:jane  mentalist:cho  mentalist:rigsby  mentalist:vanpelt  mentalist:lisbon  team!fic  LOLZ  hilarity  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:friendship  theme:emotionalconstipation  ge:gen  favs:randomfandom  for-kayla  style:fivethings  r:pg-13 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
thingswithwings: The Pie Job
"Aw, c'mon, don't be like that," Alec says. Eliot plonks down on the cushions next to them and scowls, tight-lipped.

"Here," Parker says, holding out a forkful, "have some pie."

Eliot glares until it becomes clear that he can either open his mouth or listen to Parker make airplane noises; then, grudgingly, he opens his mouth. Parker cheers and slides the pie onto his tongue.
fic  tv:leverage  comment!fic  c:leverage:eliot  c:leverage:alec  c:leverage:parker  ot3  theme:shenanigans  hilarity  LOLZ  genre:gen  favs:leverage  author:thingswithwings  opinion:adorable  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @dw 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART ONE [CLOSED] -- Live Long and Get This Walking Carpet Out of My Way
Crossover with— dun dun dun— Star Wars: Kirk/Han. However you can make it work that the two are in the same place at the same time, run with it. Bonus points for Leia/Scotty and/or Kirk suggesting that Chewie and Spock hook up. [THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE. Kirk/Han is *amazing*, and Spock finds Luke "fascinating". OF COURSE HE DOES.]
fic  starwars  crossover  startrekreboot  crack  comment!fic  startrek:kirk  sw:han  startrek:spock  sw:luke  crossoverpairing  hilarity  LOLZ  slash  favs:crossover  favs:bestofthebest  for-kayla  rating:pg-13  reaction:*want* 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
STAR TREK XI KINK MEMENew -- The Ballad of Spork's Epic Bromance
The ballad of Kirk and Spock's GUY LOVE. Because they are THE original heterosexual life partners.
comment!fic  music  hilarity  LOLZ  startrek:kirk  startrek:spock  theme:friendship  RECOMENDED 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
The One Where Frank and Gerard Can't Have Sex Because They're Both Bottoms and Extremely Pathetic
fic-thing  rps  mcr  frank/gerard  crack  comment!fic  hilarity  LOLZ  bandom:  slash  r 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices

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