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rotg_kink: Round 2 -- The Glorious War of the Elves and the Fairies, by anon
Turns out, tiny creatures can wreak an amazing amount of havoc when they put their minds to it.

North's Elves and Tooth's fairies have gone to war, and everyone else is caught in the crossfire as they fight for control of the ultimate prize:

Jack Frost.
fic  comment!fic  m:riseoftheguardians  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Round 2 -- Four Accidents (And One More), by anon
Later, he would say he did it as a joke -- another to crown the main event -- but the truth was, he wasn't sure exactly what impulse grabbed him. Without thinking, he pursed his lips and blew a kiss at her: a small glowing snowflake that struck her nose and made her go wide-eyed and snuffly for a moment. Her grip on him loosened, and he took the opportunity to wriggle free, scrambling until the wind could catch him up and pull him away, and he laughed to hear her shouting after him, all the sorts of things he at least hoped she wasn't saying in front of kids.

Or, really, in front of them was fine too, because sometimes the look on an adult's face was the best reward for a joke well-executed.

Years later, he'd look back on that blizzard and call it one of his finest works.

(That was around when he started practicing how to draw rabbits in frost; he made them all deceptively slim and soft-looking when bunched up, but when he gave them that extra burst of magic to bring them to life, they were fast and strong, leaping as high as his elbow and higher, and though their eyes had no color to them, he would sometimes scatter pine needles across their delicate fur and pretend.)
fic  comment!fic  m:riseoftheguardians  au:gender  c:rotg:jack  c:rotg:bunny  theme:firstmeetings  theme:UST  theme:shenanigans  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:friendship  opinion:sweet  p:rotg:bunny/jack  genre:het  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
synecdochic: the Oh My God We Need Some Porn In Here Stat Porn Meme -- Applied Psychology, by semisweetcj
Prompt: Rufus's father has been muttering about how the Turks are more loyal to Rufus than to him for years, but he never suspects it's because Rufus is fucking them all.
fic  g:FFVII  comment!fic  pre-canon  c:ff7:rufus  c:ff7:reno  c:ff7:tseng  c:ff7:rude  c:ff7:elena  theme:team!  kink:d/s  manypairings  p:ff7:reno/rufus  p:ff7:rufus/tseng  p:ff7:rude/rufus  p:ff7:elena/rufus  genre:het  genre:slash  rating:r  @dw 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
dresden_kink: Overflow Post -- A Birthday Ballad, by anonymous
The one where The Ballad of Tam Lin is the key. |||

I possessed little doubt that I was watching Dresden sink either into cold detachment or madness. It was simply too soon to determine which. His smiles were still the same, and I knew his eyes well enough to catch the intended meaning--- but it was that sameness, that feeling that I was watching recorded emotions displayed by a living suit of armor for posterity’s sake, which first gave me a sense of disquiet. I’d shaken a dead man’s hand before, and it was reminiscent of trading barbs with this Harry Dresden.

It wasn’t something I was willing to accept.
fic  b:dresdenfiles  comment!fic  dresden:johnmarcone  dresden:harrydresden  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:transformation  theme:totherescue!  theme:love  p:dresden:dresden/marcone  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  genre:action  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @dw 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
dresden_kink: Round Three IS CLOSED -- Little Fill, by grenegome
I’d sell you some crap about diamonds in the rough if I thought you’d buy it, but everyone’s the same. They can’t see it, damned if I know why. Sure, there’s the baggy clothes, and the scruffed up hair and the shadows under his eyes and the persistent stubble and the touch-me-and-I’ll-bite attitude, and the bruises, and the scars, and the fact he’s always running into or away from a fight... but isn’t that all part of the charm? It’s not like it masks even the base physical attractions, the long strong lines lines of him, the warm eyes, the generous mouth... and the rest of it, well, it’s not something you can hide under scruff and insolence. He’s a fucking beacon. He throws more power away lighting a candle than most wizards could hope to raise in a week of ritual meditation. And he’s only just waking up to the fact that his every action ripples through the supernatural world in ways it shouldn’t.
ficlet  b:dresdenfiles  comment!fic  dresden:kincaid  dresden:harrydresden  theme:establishedrelationship  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  p:dresden:dresden/kincaid  genre:slash  rating:r  author:grenegome  challenge:kinkmeme  @DW  opinion:awesome 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle VIII (The Eighth Wonder – Bigger, Longer, Uncut) -- Tony'd Do Anything for McGee (But He Won't Do *That*)
Tony isn't saying that the whole screwing/dating McGee thing hasn't been pretty out of left-field, but it turns out he likes having sex with men. With a man. With McGee. (Not that he's ruling other men out, it's just, well, he has his hands full with McGee already. Literally, a lot of the time.) It shouldn't surprise him, really; he's always been a big fan of orgasms--his and whoever was, er, with him at that time--and at least there's no chance of McGee faking it. Not that any of his women have, of course, seeing as how Tony is the Orgasminator General, but still, the point stands.
fic  tv:ncis  comment!fic  c:ncis:tony  c:ncis:tim  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  humor  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  p:ncis:dinozzo/mcgee  genre:slash  rating:r  challenge:kinkmeme  @DW  a:catwalksalone 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle XII (The Dirty Dozen) -- And the Rules Lost, by sheveled
“So how do you want to play this?” Nate asks, mirroring Brad’s lean. “I can run away in a heterosexual panic, if you want, which should fulfill the terms of your assignment.”

He can’t pinpoint how, but Brad has the definite feeling he’s being challenged, so he reaches out, runs the backs of his fingers down Nate’s arm. “Or?”

“Or we can make out against the wall until they run away in a heterosexual panic. I just don’t want to make things harder for you later.” Brad snorts at that, and Nate rolls his eyes. “I take it back,” Nate tells him. “I hope they make you cry.”
fic  tv:generationkill  comment!fic  au:university  c:gk:brad  c:gk:nate  theme:firstkiss  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  pitchperfect  p:gk:brad/nate  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  crapkaylasendsme  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @dw 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
the_losers_2010 | HEY LOSERS! -- Firearms, by found_feather
The first time Cougar pointed a gun at his head is exactly when Jensen developed the beginning of his raging crush, and it was almost a year before he managed to come to the conclusion that, you know, trying to act on it wasn't actually going to make Cougar shoot him, because while guns are hot, actually being shot by them is not one of Jensen's favorite leisure activities and never has been.

First spark was just tall-dark-hot-quiet-intense guy pointing a gun at him; it just didn't help that covert observation absolutely demonstrated that Cougar's hands moved on his guns, especially his rifle, the way most guys touched their girlfriends.
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  comment!fic  post-movie  losers:jensen  losers:couger  theme:establishedrelationship  kink  smut  gunplay  short  cougar/jensen  slash  nc-17  @DW 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
the_losers_2010 | HEY LOSERS! -- Not Thinking About It, by recessional
After the shit with Aisha, Cougar seems to decide it's his personal responsibility to make sure Jensen always has his gun. Always. Jensen actually hadn't been prone to sleeping with it under his pillow before, but he is now, because it's not worth arguing.
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  post-movie  comment!fic  losers:jensen  losers:couger  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  humor  characterstudy  drama  cougar/jensen  slash  @DW  rating:pg-13 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
dresden_kink: Round Three -- The Top Ten Reasons Harry Dresden Hates Latin, by anon
4) The ablative takes too much explanation. If he has to choose between figuring out whether it's taking about companionship, motion away from, time during which, means by which, or any of the apparently 1000 other damn things it can mean, Harry would rather have a beer.
ficlet  dresdenfiles  comment!fic  dresden:harrydresden  humor  geekery  languages  hilarity  gen  kinkmeme  @DW  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle IX (Dressed to the Nines) -- The Problem with Suburbian Crime-Fighting, by twotiming
"Goddammit," Ray spits, pulling off his t-shirt, ruined by dirt, blood (not all of it his), and sweat. Lots of sweat. "Why don't we ever get any cool villains like the other guys? Where are the bad guys with smoke bombs and hovercrafts and crazy poisons? Shouldn't we be getting all kinds of videos remote-sent to the TV, you know, all 'Ooooh, Rip Fuel and Viking! I've kidnapped, um, your whole family! Come find me in my secret oceanic lair and defeat me, then fuck all my beautiful villainous henchwomen!"
fic  tv:generationkill  comment!fic  c:gk:ray  c:gk:brad  theme:superpowers  theme:establishedrelationship  genre:smut  kink:powers  length:short  p:gk:brad/ray  genre:slash  rating:r  challenge:kinkmeme  @DW 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle X (Ten Big Ones) -- If You're Feeling Sinister, by bugscript
"Nate!" Ray pulls away in shrill mock shock, slaps his ass and Nate winces so he doesn’t moan. "I’m right here and you’re fantasizing about our virgin assed hippie of a Lord! I’m not even allowed to fantasize about you in uniform, or actually out of uniform. Actually, maybe just with an unzipped and unbuckled uniform. But I’ll have you know I was raised on Walmart family values and, I for one am shocked. Really, I always thought I you were a nice boy. I let you meet my mother and she thought you were a nice boy."
ficlet  tv:generationkill  comment!fic  c:gk:nate  c:gk:ray  theme:establishedrelationship  genre:smut  theme:snark  hilarity  p:gk:nate/ray  unusualpairing  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  for-kayla  @DW  kink:rimming 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
leupagus: Date Night
Steve makes a face as he shifts around on his side of the bed. Even he's not sure what he's trying to say, really. "I was just thinking, you know. Maybe this weekend, if you're free. There's a nice restaurant in Kailua, I just thought--"

"Is it that place we all took Gracie to last month, with the deep-fried mahi?" Danny asks, rolling onto his back with a low groan. Steve gets distracted for a second, remembering all the things he did to Danny to make that noise happen this morning. "She liked that place. Sure, we'll pick you up around what, seven tomorrow?"

"No, I meant--" but Danny's already getting out of bed, hobbling toward the shower, and the day's started.
fic  hawaii5-0  comment!fic  h50:steve  h50:danny  h50:grace  theme:clueless  trope:stealth!dating  humor  danny/steve  slash  r  leupagus  @DW  opinion:sweet 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
synecdochic: The Inaugural Dreamwidth Comment Porn Meme
There are a lot of thing about Teal'c that confuse Cam, from the fact that it took him an embarrassingly long time to realize that the guy really is laughing at everyone behind that serene smile to the fact that yeah, okay, Cam's glad he's here, he really is, he just can't understand why he is. [1,108. And I agree with a certain commenter who put her response this way: "OH MY SERENE AND HOLY JESUS FUCKING GOD ON A SPARKLY UNICORN PONY." Yeah; it's kinda like that.]
fic  tv:stargatesg1  comment!fic  c:sg1:cameron  style:internalmonologue  c:sg1:teal'c  p:sg1:cam/teal'c  kink:D/s  opinion:hawt  genre:slash  r:r  a:synecdochic  @DW 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
thingswithwings: The Pie Job
"Aw, c'mon, don't be like that," Alec says. Eliot plonks down on the cushions next to them and scowls, tight-lipped.

"Here," Parker says, holding out a forkful, "have some pie."

Eliot glares until it becomes clear that he can either open his mouth or listen to Parker make airplane noises; then, grudgingly, he opens his mouth. Parker cheers and slides the pie onto his tongue.
fic  tv:leverage  comment!fic  c:leverage:eliot  c:leverage:alec  c:leverage:parker  ot3  theme:shenanigans  hilarity  LOLZ  genre:gen  favs:leverage  author:thingswithwings  opinion:adorable  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @dw 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
thingswithwings: Roped In
There is a word on his lips and he is gifted with the absence of breath to put behind it so he allows his mouth to form the soundless syllables, turning his head away so that Watson doesn't recognize the shape of his own name.
fic  m:sherlockholmes  comment!fic  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  kink:breathplay  genre:smut  p:sh:holmes/watson  genre:slash  r:r  author:thingswithwings  @DW 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
gelasius: Certificate Of Life
The birth certificate was the first thing he’d ever stolen — really stolen, from grownups, not convinced the kid in the next bunk to hand over by flashing a gap-toothed smile and a promise-not-to-tell. The first three things he’d stolen, actually, because when you’re eight and can’t understand why the grownups keep insisting you’re a girl, you tend to be clumsy and none too clever about hiding places.
fic  tv:whitecollar  comment!fic  c:whitecollar:neal  worldbuilding  trans!character  c:whitecollar:peter  c:whitecollar:elizabeth  OT3  genre:gen  rating:pg  opinion:awesome  @dw 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
ijemanja: Far from the Madding Crowd
Sophie lies back, an arm stretched lazily over the back of the chair, where, he can't help noticing, a bikini top is draped, strings dangling. "Are you telling me someone in a cubicle at the Pentagon is taking snapshots of my breasts as we speak?" she says.

"Just sayin', if they turn up on Google Earth tomorrow I will be saying I told you so. While laughing," Hardison replies.
fic  tv:leverage  humor  c:leverage:alec  c:leverage:sophie  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  unusualpairing  p:leverage:alec/sophie  genre:het  rating:r  comment!fic  @dw 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices

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