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The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Little Indulgences, by anon
Dwalin trembled at the vibration of it, and his hand lifted—

A sharp glance upwards was warning enough, and Dwalin with an air of great effort momentarily stilled his hand before very politely stroking one of Dori's braids.

Most acceptable.

Dori rewarded him with his full consideration. [...Most explicit bj description ever. But not in a bad way. O_O]
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:dwalin  theme:first-time  kink:D/s  kink:outdoorsex  ge:smut  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:anonymous  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7
When Fili and Kili meet Bilbo's nephew, Frodo, they fall head over heels for the just-coming-of-age hobbit. Now they just have to court him
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march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Tattooed On the Heart, by madame_faust
Dwalin notices more and more that he is going bald, and so does everyone else. Of course, he is really self-conscious and grumpy about it because, Hello, he looks like BAMF with a mohawk, and everyone is giving him grief that he won't look intimidating without one. Wanting to make Mister Dwalin feel better Kili takes to drawing on a throughly passed out Dwalin when he comes to stay over after a night of heavy drinking with Uncle Thorin. At first Dwalin is horrified that Kili has drawn all over his forehead and forearms, but then he thinks that Kili just might be on to something....

I just want a mental imagine of Kili happily drawing on 'Mistah Dwalin!' and people laughing at Kili's doodles but becoming then totally intimidated when Dwalin comes back with real tattoos all over his head and arms.

Extra hugs and kisses if Dwalin keeps a tattoo of one of Kili's original drawings on the back of his head :D
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:balin  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:h/c  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:madame_faust  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- The Consequences of Youth, by anon
One of the dwarves(I'm thinking Fili or Kili, maybe even Ori) goes to a (college?) party and ends up hooking up with a nice fellow named Frodo. The next morning they wake up together in Frodo's bed. Frodo tries to sneak the dwarf out of the house. Only to walk straight into Bilbo while he tries to.

The dwarf who slept with Frodo meets up with the Company and tells them,'I have some good news, I found Bilbo! The bad news, I slept with his nephew and now he's angry with me.'
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:modern  au:human  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:friendship  LOLZ  p:lotr:frodo/kili  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Three Daughters of Durin, by anon
Because Dwarf women are rare and precious, a Dwarf man would never allow his mother/wife/sister/daughter to go on a quest where they might get killed by goblins or orcs or a dragon.

But Dori, Nori and Ori don't have any male relatives to hold them back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  pre-series  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:ori  theme:sexism  theme:shenanigans  theme:womenareawesome  theme:snark  p:lotr:dwalin/nori  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  LOLZ  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Minifill, by anon
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?

It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.

It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!

So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.


Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:thranduil  c:lotr:gandalf  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  genre:crack  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts) -- Ghivashel, by anon
Every dragon will find one thing in their life - be it a place, a person, an object, another dragon, everythng counts - that becomes its Treasure. The dragon will guard it and keep it safe and will be very possessive of it. To steal that Treasure from the lizard is basically asking for a prolonged fiery death. Treasure for a dragon is bacically IT and without it their lives are empty and sad.

So when Smaug attacks Erebor it's only because he hopes to find his own Treasure amongst all the gold and jewels. He never expects to find it in the person of Thorin, son of Thror. And once the dragon finds IT, nothing will stand in its way. So Thorin, not wanting his peolpe to suffer and die, agrees to go with the lizard, expecting death or even worse...

And is entirely surprised when Smaug turns out to be a bigger and badder version of his own mother: it's extremelly careful with him and takes care that the prince has food and shelter and is never lonely. It just wants him close and safe.

Cue in years of bonding and flying about and Thorin turning into a proper adventurer that goes wherever he wants and does whatever he wishes to, all with his faithful fire-breathing companion. Only drawback is that they can't get near people - because dragons are fucking scary and ppl tend to run from them. And Smaug is a possessive and jaelous creature anyway and doesn't trust anyone with his Treasure...

Until one very cold winter day they're forced to crash-land in the Shire (storm? hunger? other dragon? just whatever) just at the doors of one Bilbo Baggins who is very not-okay with the dragon pretty much destroying his garden and even less with the dwarf that keeps staring at him and decides that Bilbo will go with them now, thank you. And when he doesn't want to go with the crazy (if majestic) duo, they decide to stay and scare his neighbours off and generally be nuisances and bothers, and protect them from the white wolves and bring them food and be very awkward indeed...
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:justalittledifferent  WiP 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
They are both middle-aged. She is married (to a ghost) and he is a confirmed bachelor. He is a ridiculous tweenager in love with a dwarf (why a big person anyways?) and got his heart broken.

It happens.

She doesn’t do comforting well. When the Incident happened (she cried and sobbed) she had still pulled out her favorite, best umbrella to arrive on Bilbo’s doorstep as always. Bilbo had been unusually kind (he had attempted to comfort her) but her sharp words quickly put that motion out of his head (he looked sad for her when she left).

It was only fair to return the favor, and she had awkwardly put her arm around him in comfort.

Bilbo leaned into Lobelia, and she leaned back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:lobelia  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:lotho  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:nori  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:undercover  theme:family  theme:courtship  unusualpairing  p:lotr:bilbo/kili  p:lotr:dwalin/lobelia  genre:multi  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Romances and Dalliances, by tsukitenchichan
Elrond is more than aware of the little... flings going on about Rivendell as the dwarfs stay over. He shares a chuckle or two with Gandalf over it. He notices how much time Elladan and Elrohir spend with Fíli and Kíli, how Lindir and Dwalin seem to share a contempt for each other but linger in their arguments, Ori and Erestor chatting about the stubborn nature of their leaders (Elrond may or may not have dyed Erestor's underclothes pink for that slight), and how Arwen seems intent on befriending all the dwarfs. He also noted Glorfindel's odd attachment to Bifur and how they seemed companionable in a way that he'd never seen the rehoused Firstborn before.

He just didn't expect for it to be such a headache. Or for him to find someone in that ragtag group as well. He silently and adamantly asked Celebrian for forgiveness. But he knew she'd have laughed and told him so long as his heart belonged to her. And that may ease his sorrow at his errant emotions except he sees so much of his wife within the dwarf (sans the dwarf being male).
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february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Wild Geese, by madame_faust
Dis decides that the fuck is she letting her brother and sons go off on this insane quest without her.
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february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Lost To Life, by tsukitenchichan
Thorin is so bad at following directions that he walks straight past Death's Door back to the world of the living.

On his way he finds Fíli and Kíli, and he's like, "Where are you going? Clearly it's that way!", and leads them away from the light.

And that's how Thorin and his nephews survive the BOFA.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:fix-it  theme:afterlife  theme:aftermath  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg  opinion:adorable  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- A Rare Warrior, by madame_faust
“Dwalin can’t handle a needle for the life of him,” Balin’s voice was very far away sounding, but Bilbo clung to it, if only to concentrate on something other than pain. “Often as he’s gone under them.”

“Not made for delicate work, me,” Dwalin agreed. “But that’ll be a scar you can be proud of, Master Baggins.”

“Long as you lie about where it came from,” Nori said contemplatively. “I know for a fact that our Dwalin there tells lassies one of his cuts came from a warg’s fang and I’ll tell you now, it’s all a pack of lies. He got it putting his fist through a window at the pub one night when he was so drunk he could barely stand - you lads heard this story before? No? Well, it’s was going on...had to be thirty or more years ago and I was coming back to town from a spree...”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:snark  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
Modern AU in which Thorin is a busy businessman who one day is informed that his sister and her husband died in an accident and he is the only one who can take care of his nephews.

He loves them with all his heart, but Fili and Kili (6 and 4 respectively) are a handful at the best of times (these are certainly not the best) and he has a company to run and there's only so many times a man can bring his boys to play at the building site. His workers/friends try to help him out and god bless him he IS trying, but it's not going well.

Until one day Thorin's new next door neighbor knocks on the door to borrow something/use a phone/whateva and sees the pandemonium that is Thorin trying to get Kili to eat his oatmeal - and steps in without much ado, showing the man how it's done. Poor Bilbo doesn't even suspect that this day marked him as a perfect future babysitter/ a gift from heavens for the Oakenshield family.
fic  art:fanart  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:realworld  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:domesticity  opinion:adorable  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Deep Roots, by jeza_red
tl;dr: Thrain's reign over a Smaug-less Erebor is torn apart by his gold-fueled madness; he sells Kili and a bunch of skilled dwarves to Thranduil in exchange for land rights, the entire line of Durin wants Thrain to choke on his beard and die, Dwalin is organising a mutiny and Thorin is trying to fix everything and save his people without losing everyone he loves.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:canondivergence  WiP  notfinished 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts)
Fili knows what Kili’s getting at, and he looks at his brother pointedly. “He likes our prices,” he explains slowly, “and the quality of the work.”

There’s a stubborn set to Kili’s lips. Fili tries not to smile. “He likes the way you wear that shirt,” he counters, and there’s that fire in his eyes Fili loves. “And the way you look with sweat running down your neck.”

Fili swipes at his neck with the shoulder of his shirt: it’s damp enough already. “No, Kili,” he says, slow and patronising, as if addressing a young dwarfling, “that’s what *you* like.”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:jealousy  theme:boysaredorks  kink:incest  kink:roughsex  kink:marking  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:r  author:sospes  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- We Put Away Our Childish Things, by sospes
I'd like to read something where they were seperated when Fili was 10 or 15 because Thorin wanted to raise him as his heir and Kili had to stay with his mother. Thorin visits from time to time but never with Fili.
And a few months (or years) before the Hobbit-quest they finally meet again and maybe it's awkward, maybe they don't know how to deal with each other and it's complicated. That is up to you! also the point of view, if it's kili or fili, however you feel more comfortable.
GEN would be fine too bUT I LIKE SLASH A LOT DON'T GET ME WRONG.

10 points for crying Kili when his brother left
100 points if one of them pretends that his brother is still with him (like an imaginary friend)
and my first born if they fall utterly in love with each other and Thorin approves.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  theme:family  trope:soulmate  theme:angst  theme:growingup  theme:pining  theme:firstmeetings  theme:firstkiss  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:sospes  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 -- Worries Go Down Better With Ale Than Without, by madame_faust
Seriously, just anything where Thorin and Dis' husband are just like best friends who work together and hang out and drink on occasion because they are besties and they enjoy each other's company.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:oc  theme:firstmeetings  theme:family  theme:inebriation  worldbuilding  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Round 2 -- The Glorious War of the Elves and the Fairies, by anon
Turns out, tiny creatures can wreak an amazing amount of havoc when they put their minds to it.

North's Elves and Tooth's fairies have gone to war, and everyone else is caught in the crossfire as they fight for control of the ultimate prize:

Jack Frost.
fic  comment!fic  m:riseoftheguardians  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- The Shieldmaidens of Erebor, by madame_faust
Dís was a practical woman and when new rumors flew about Orcs and wargs, the certainty of a bloodbath, a second Azanulbizar (on Durin's grave, say it is not so!), she intuitively knew that somehow, this was her magnificent, mule-headed brother's fault.

Wryly thinking to herself that perhaps Thorin neglected to remember that she was responsible for producing another set of heirs for him if her sons fell (and joking about it, even to herself, made her heart clench less in fear), Dís knew this was not a time to remain cloistered, as her grandfather wished it. Looking to the past for wisdom was all well and good, but gaining wisdom from the mistakes of one's kin was better still. Though she might not be King Under the Mountain, Dís was still of Durin's line and when she spoke, her people listened. And her sisters in arms answered her call to battle.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  theme:family  theme:war  theme:womenareawesome  theme:friendship  theme:snark  humor  theme:fix-it  theme:aftermath  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- feline fatale, by sospes
Fili finds his eyebrows crawling high up his forehead, and he reaches out, pokes the fluff gently. It uncurls with a hiss, eyes big and green, and Fili jerks his hand back reflexively. “That’s a cat,” he says.

“Kitten,” Kili corrects, and the kitten curls back up in his hands, eying Fili suspiciously. “He’s been following us: I’ve been hearing mewing for about half an hour now. I think he wants to come with us.”

There’s a soft, pleading look in Kili’s eyes that Fili’s more than familiar with: it’s the look his brother deploys whenever he wants something, and Kili knows very well that he finds it almost impossible to resist. Fili crosses his arms, says sternly, “We’re going on a quest with our uncle. We’re not taking a kitten with us.”

“Oh, Thorin wouldn’t mind,” Kili says, stroking a thumb between the kitten’s ears. “I think he looks like him, anyway. All black hair and moody eyes. Uncle’d probably be flattered.”

“I’m sure.

Kili ignores Fili’s sarcasm, and says, “I think that’s what I might call him. Thorin.” And the damn kitten only looks up at its new name, an irritatingly adorable expression in its eyes. It sits up in Kili’s hands and starts diligently washing itself.

“You’re ridiculous,” Fili says. “Put him back.”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:shenanigans  theme:pets  theme:boysaredorks  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 (Prompt Freeze!) -- hazards of being slight dwarves, by darke_wulf
With Kili(and maybe Ori too) being slight for dwarfs, they have less protection against the weather than the more built or stocky dwarfs. At first it's not a problem, easily solved with extra layers, but as the journey goes on, clothes get damaged beyond repair and the air turns colder. Kili(and Ori) try to hide how cold they are, they don't complain, but it's hard to get a good night's sleep when you're shivering.

Huge bonus if the first person to clue in isn't a brother or uncle.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:ori  humor  trope:huddlingforwarmth  theme:shenanigans  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- Familiarity of Toys, by kasumi_kira
So, movie says Bifur's a toy maker while Bofur's a miner and a toy maker. Can we get a story where Bifur's head injury puts him in a coma and Bofur starts making toys to try to wake his cousin?

Bonus if you can put Bombur in here too because he needs more love.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:bombur  c:lotr:bifur  theme:war  theme:aftermath  theme:injury  theme:family  theme:h/c  humor  worldbuilding  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 (Prompt Freeze!) -- Stitches, by hikarievander
Prompt: We know that Nori does some shady dealings. Can I get a fic where Nori makes a mistake and is beaten up/hurt and Dori finds him and takes care of him?
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dori  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:family  opinion:sweet  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 -- An AU Where Everything is the Same Except Everything is Bofur's Fault, by anon
Remember in the movie when Bilbo's having a bit of a panic attack over the whole dragon business and Bofur's like "you'll die a horrible, painful death", cue Bilbo fainting? And remember when they've just crashed that bridge in Goblin Town and Bofur's like "that could have been worse lololol" and then bam, the Great Goblin squashes all of them? And remember how both times Gandalf's just like "jfc Bofur are you kidding me"?

Basically, I want more times Bofur was spectacularly unhelpful and the rest of the company (but especially Gandalf) just headdesking and facepalming all over the place because it's starting to get seriously inconvenient and Bofur won't stop.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:fix-it  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - prompting: part iii -- untitled fill, by anon
Prompt: Lestrade and the gang perform another drug bust, but this time they find all Sherlock and John's sex toys. Bonus points for John being all embarrassed and Sherlock being smug about it.
fic  comment!fic  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  kink:toys  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- One Doesn't Simply Walk Around Erebor, by anon
Think about it. Thorin is terrible with directions, I'm sure he got lost in the tunnels of Erebor all the time and everyone asks him if he is lost and he is like 'NO' but he really is but won't admit it. So he just wanders until he is in the right place.
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january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- maestro, by sospes
Fili rolls his eyes, smokes the last of his pipe. He’s grown up with Kili’s singing: to him, this is nothing. How are they ever supposed to defeat a damn dragon if they can’t cope with a spot of bad music? Ridiculous. He catches Thorin’s eye across the fire, grins at his uncle’s pained expression – because Thorin’s well aware that this is all his fault. He sings to himself most all the time, a bar of this with breakfast, a few notes of this with lunch, always has – and when they were dwarflings, Kili worshipped him, did everything he could to be more like Unkie Thorin. No one ever told him he had a fundamental lack of talent, though and now there’s nothing can be done about it. The bad singing is as much a part of him as the bullseye archery, and Fili’s pretty much immune by now.

Across the fire, Thorin’s eyes are dark and embarrassed. He sinks further into his fur collar, and Fili chuckles softly.
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january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- the change, by anonymous
Prompt: So how exactly did Bofur go from trolling the living shit out of Bilbo when thy were at his house to shielding him from harm with his own body and worrying about him? Anon wants to know.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:bifur  theme:friendship  missingscene  theme:family  opinion:sweet  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- of arms and the man, by sospes
Fili likes the feel of a blade in his hand.

He always has, ever since he was a youngster and he spent a day running away from his parents, brandishing his uncle’s sword above his head and bellowing battle cries through the halls of Ered Luin. Even when his little arms tired of the weight and he accidentally cut himself on the cheek the grin didn’t leave his lips: he eventually found his way back home, dirty and messy, and waved the sword excitedly at his mother while Dis gave Thorin a piece of her mind: “He’s a child, Thorin, and he’s your heir! What were you thinking, you halfwit? What if he’d chopped his own head off, what then? Do you want Kili to grow up without his brother?”

Fili’s done a fair bit of growing up since then, but some things haven’t changed.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  characterstudy  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  warning:characterdeath-canon  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Round 2 -- Four Accidents (And One More), by anon
Later, he would say he did it as a joke -- another to crown the main event -- but the truth was, he wasn't sure exactly what impulse grabbed him. Without thinking, he pursed his lips and blew a kiss at her: a small glowing snowflake that struck her nose and made her go wide-eyed and snuffly for a moment. Her grip on him loosened, and he took the opportunity to wriggle free, scrambling until the wind could catch him up and pull him away, and he laughed to hear her shouting after him, all the sorts of things he at least hoped she wasn't saying in front of kids.

Or, really, in front of them was fine too, because sometimes the look on an adult's face was the best reward for a joke well-executed.

Years later, he'd look back on that blizzard and call it one of his finest works.

(That was around when he started practicing how to draw rabbits in frost; he made them all deceptively slim and soft-looking when bunched up, but when he gave them that extra burst of magic to bring them to life, they were fast and strong, leaping as high as his elbow and higher, and though their eyes had no color to them, he would sometimes scatter pine needles across their delicate fur and pretend.)
fic  comment!fic  m:riseoftheguardians  au:gender  c:rotg:jack  c:rotg:bunny  theme:firstmeetings  theme:UST  theme:shenanigans  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:friendship  opinion:sweet  p:rotg:bunny/jack  genre:het  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- a majestic flaw, by scribblscrabbl
“Um.” He casts a sideways glance at Fili, then Kili, who’ve stuck with him since they left the Shire, either to protect him or keep him from running away, he’s not quite sure yet. “I don’t mean to be rude but, is Thorin a bit, a tad bit—directionally challenged?”

He keeps his voice tactfully low but the few who hear him snort loudly. Thorin peers back over his shoulder with a furrowed brow.

“More than a bit.” Fili’s grin is full of mischief.

“Take a bit and add a lot to it.” Kili adds, with a frighteningly identical grin.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:roadtrip  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Frodo doesn't know what to make of all these dwarves, by anon
So I've read several stories of Bilbo meeting up with Thorin and company in the grey havens, but I'd like to see it from Frodos point of view.

What's his reaction when Bilbo gets mobbed by dwarves after stepping off the boat? And does he have a near heart attack when his uncle starts making out with the dwarven king? After all- I can't imagine that Bilbo ever told him that part of the story before.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  post-series  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:firstmeetings  theme:afterlife  theme:cominghome  theme:love  theme:HEA  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Tradition, by flit_st_fanfic
"Will someone please explain what's going on!" Bilbo shouted shrilly.

"Bifur is insisting that you marry his cousin to preserve Bofur's honor," Balin said.

"Wha - I - what?" Bilbo gaped.

Bofur, still dangling at the end of Bifur's arm, started to shout back in Khuzdul while gesturing wildly.

"Ah, and Bofur says his honor is just fine, thank you very much," Balin added, amused.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:bifur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:family  theme:cultureclash  theme:courtship  theme:clueless  humor  p:lotr:bilbo/bofur  genre:slash  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- My Heart, My Home, by anon
Prompt: It struck as I was watching the movie again today, how most people in Middle Earth are all impressed by Gandalf's magic and Bilbo/hobbits just see him as this weird guy who visits occasionally and makes cool fireworks. On the one hand, the hobbits clearly don't know or understand a lot of what Gandalf is and does. But he likes being around them--maybe they do understand him in ways that the grimmer races don't, and he can just relax and enjoy a good pipe for once without having to prove anything.
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:gandalf  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:cominghome  warning:characterdeath-minor  theme:h/c  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 1 (closed to new prompts) -- untitled, by anon
“If I asked it, would you leave the group?”

“If you wished it, if you didn’t trust my skills in battle, I would. But since I know that’s not the case…” Bofur trailed off with a wry smile. He knew how this conversation went.

Thorin let out a pained chuckle. “And if I wished it because you were-“

Bofur cut him off. “Now, now, if you tell me I’m your weakness again my ego simply won’t be able to handle it. I am here to support you in your quest, and if other, more pleasant activities come of that, the better for me. And if not, well, you know I’ll follow you anyway.”

“I won’t…use you like that,” Thorin protested, finally turning to look directly at the other dwarf.

“And I won’t be used like that,” Bofur agreed seriously. “But let me be the judge of that.” His smile became mischievous. “Besides, you have need of my hammer.” When Thorin didn’t react, he waggled his eyebrows and leered. “My…hammer,” he repeated for emphasis. “One could say I am very proficient with it!” The waggling became more and more excessive until finally Thorin cracked, letting out a genuine snicker and shaking his head at his companion’s antics.
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:thorin  unusualpairing  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:love  kink:outdoors  p:lotr:bofur/thorin  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme  comment!fic 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- stoke the fire, by sospes
He hasn’t got on with his brother since they hit puberty. It started small, just squabbles over who got the last chicken leg at dinner, but then at one drunken banquet Kili started making bitter, angry comments about how Fili’s smithing was dishonouring their noble ancestry and Fili told him archery was far too elvish for any dwarf who cared at all about his people – and Kili threw a punch that nearly broke his nose. The next morning Dis locked them in a room and forced them to talk, and Kili came out with two cracked ribs. Family gatherings have been tense and awkward ever since, and they haven’t spoken without coming to blows in a long time.
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  pre-movie  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:firstkiss  trope:soulmates  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
sister_wife: GRAVEYARD SMASH: a spooky autumn ficathon
Spells are just like chemical formulas, she thinks. She carefully copies out the symbols from the printed page Stiles holds up for her, lights the candles (many chemical reactions need a catalyst) in a counter-clockwise circle (the order of operations is always important), and sprinkles a handful of dirt into the center. The book specifically calls for graveyard dirt, but this is just from the edge of the parking lot. There's no appreciable chemical difference between graveyard dirt and dirt from anywhere else. Besides, people have died everywhere.

It works because she believes it will work with a scientific faith in the predictability of known reactions.

This is her power.
ficlet  tv:teenwolf  comment!fic  c:teenwolf:lydia  characterstudy  theme:competency!!!  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj 
october 2012 by scorpionvoices
Clint/Coulson Prompt Meme - Round 1 -- Take This Under Advisement, by anon
While most of SHIELD are away from the helicarrier for some reason or another, HYDRA attacks and takes it over. Clint, the only Avenger on the Helicarrier at the time of the attack and already injured from a previous mission, is taken hostage with the rest of the crew. Phil manages to escape capture and has to pull a John McClane to sneak around the base like the ninja he secretly is and kick HYDRA's collective ass.

Yippie-kai-yay, motherfuckers.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  post-movie  comment!fic  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:clint  theme:competency!!!  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  theme:injury  theme:snark  theme:friendship  genre:gen  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
september 2012 by scorpionvoices
avengers assemble - 5 -- My Words Whisper To You, by anonymous
When the rest of his team is kidnapped, SHIELD learns what Bruce really means when he threatens to lose control. [This Bruce struck me more as Earth's Mightiest Heroes than Marvel Movie 'verse, but he was super awesome either way.]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  ca:avengers  c:avengers:bruce  c:marvel:coulson  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:angst  theme:revenge  theme:friendship  theme:love  mood:dark  opinion:awesome  opinion:creepy  p:marvel:bruce/tony  genre:slash  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme  comment!fic 
july 2012 by scorpionvoices
foxxcub: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE...AND MAKEOUT
He will not think of Alfheim, of the night by the fire when his own arm burned of poison, except that he can still feel Loki’s cold hand on the heat under his skin, harsh with callouses. There are moments when he still feels Loki’s magic in his blood, when he can still feel the tentative touch of Loki’s mouth against his. The others slept while they discovered each other.

He will not think of it. He cannot go back. Loki is not the same man now.
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  m:Avengers12  post-movie  c:thor:fandral  c:thor:loki  theme:pastrelationship  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:love  reaction:;_;  p:thor:fandral/loki  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:lyo  @lj  comment!fic 
july 2012 by scorpionvoices
foxxcub: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE...AND MAKEOUT
Bucky doesn’t look up when Steve joins him and Steve loves that, loves that Bucky finally feels safe and secure here. He untangles enough from the blanket to wrap his arms around Bucky and rest his forehead on his shoulder. It requires a little bit of awkward bending but Steve doesn’t mind.

“Finally, thought you’d died in there.” Steve bites his shoulder lightly. “Or had reverted to pre-you,” he continues, unfazed by Steve the big white blob latched onto him.
ficlet  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  comment!fic  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:bucky  theme:injury  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:domesticity  theme:love  opinion:adorable  p:cap:bucky/steve  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:haipollai  @lj 
july 2012 by scorpionvoices
foxxcub: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE...AND MAKEOUT
Clint has God knows how many other people wanting him to talk about feelings; he came to Tony because he wanted to know he could still trust the numbers running behind his eyes.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  comment!fic  post-movie  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:clint  theme:PTSD  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  opinion:sweet  p:marvel:clint/tony  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  a:blackeyedgirl 
july 2012 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - Prompting: Part IV
For such an observant man, Mycroft Holmes is incredibly blind. He can deduce from her bag that she didn’t have time for breakfast (and insists she go to the nearest café and buy herself a Danish pastry, to boot), he can see from her wristwatch that she recently finished an excellent book (and asks for a recommendation), he can infer from her smile that she’s in need of a little quiet while her headache calms down (and duly gives it to her, letting her sit in her office and get on with paperwork in silence for an hour).

Apparently, though, he can’t deduce from her hair, smile, bag, shoes, skirt, phone or anything that she has never wanted anyone more than she wants him.
fic  tv:sherlock  comment!fic  c:sh:anthea  c:SH:mycroft  theme:seduction  theme:clueless  theme:friendship  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:first-time  opinion:adorable  p:sh:anthea/mycroft  genre:gen  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
june 2012 by scorpionvoices
Ghotocol Kink - Prompt Post One -- Omens, by anon
"An' what I'm saying is," Benji presses on, finally, "is when that mountain is worn down to a little tiny grain of sand-- so small even the bird can't see it-- is when that day comes, right, you're still not gonna have forgiven yourself for Julia."

Brandt rolls off Benji and sits up. His face is clearer, suddenly, and sourer.

"And you shouldn't," Benji goes on, seemingly oblivious. "'Cause it wasn't, you know, thing. Earthquake thing."

"Tectonics," says Brandt.

"Right," says Benji, though he looks perturbed. "Wasn't your tectonics. You did all the things to protect her. All of 'em."
ficlet  m:missionimpossible  missingscene  c:mi:benji  c:mi:brandt  theme:grief  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:inebriation  opinion:sweet  comment!fic  p:mi:benji/brandt  genre:pre-slash  rating:pg  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - prompting: part iii -- Necks and Knees, by anon
I'd like to see John and Sherlock accidentally find each other's erogenous zones, I was hoping for something uncommon (I'd prefer ears, neck, hips, etc. but pretty much whatever you find easiest to work with). And not realizing the effect it's having on the opposite person until things have gone too far.
fic  tv:sherlock  comment!fic  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:seduction  humor  kink:masturbation  kink:erogenouszones  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  genre:fluff  rating:pg-13  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - Prompting: Part IX -- Barter System, by anon
“Is this going to be a thing now?” John asks, eying his jumper. “You stealing my clothes whenever you feel like?”

Sherlock looks offended. “I’m not stealing them, John. We have a barter system.”

John raises an eyebrow. “You realize that a barter system requires both parties to be aware, and making use, of it?”

Sherlock frowns. “Of course. When I wore your tee-shirt after you returned my socks, I assumed your silence was acceptance. You said my use of your jumper was fine, and afterwards you returned one of my tee-shirts, freshly laundered.” He gestures to the stripy jumper. “You are, of course, welcome to anything in my wardrobe, save my coat.”
fic  tv:sherlock  comment!fic  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  theme:friendship  shenanigans  hilarity  boysaredorks  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  theme:love  genre:fluff  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Thor Kinkmeme - Prompt Post 3 -- David Attenborough Is In My Bedroom, by cactus_rabbit
The elderly British man is standing over Loki as he awakens, gesturing to Loki and whispering to a camera being operated by another man.

"This extraordinary creature, the rare Pygmy Frost Giant, is a solitary animal, native to the extradimensional region of Jotunheim. These creatures-"

"GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM!"

"As you can see, these creatures are fiercely territorial and will put on a spectacular display to assert their dominance over a given area."
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  post-movie  comment!fic  c:thor:loki  shenanigans  humor  genre:crack  genre:gen  rating:pg  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
dresden_kink: Round Three IS CLOSED -- Untitled, by grenegome
Pairings: Kincaid/Dresden. Kinks: Possessiveness.

It seems like Kincaid is pretty used to casual fucks and one-night stands; a lot of the mortals he associates with are going to die before he does, and he has to leave people anyway when he goes out of town on new contracts. What I'd like to see is Kincaid starting to feel possessive of Harry (your choice whether they've slept together already or Kincaid's just thinking about it), and trying to rationalize why he feels that way. Because the guy is powerful and long-lived, so he stands a chance of being able to defend himself and still be around when Kincaid shows up again? Because Harry's own intensity is making Kincaid feel more than he bargained for?

He might or might not be in love, but I'd like to see Kincaid swamped by these emotions with no clue what to do with them.
fic  b:dresdenfiles  comment!fic  tobetagged 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
synecdochic: the Oh My God We Need Some Porn In Here Stat Porn Meme -- Applied Psychology, by semisweetcj
Prompt: Rufus's father has been muttering about how the Turks are more loyal to Rufus than to him for years, but he never suspects it's because Rufus is fucking them all.
fic  g:FFVII  comment!fic  pre-canon  c:ff7:rufus  c:ff7:reno  c:ff7:tseng  c:ff7:rude  c:ff7:elena  theme:team!  kink:d/s  manypairings  p:ff7:reno/rufus  p:ff7:rufus/tseng  p:ff7:rude/rufus  p:ff7:elena/rufus  genre:het  genre:slash  rating:r  @dw 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
xmen_firstkink: Round 5 -- Not So Good Advice, by anon
“How, exactly, did you think that Sean was going to bandage his own sprained wrist?” asked Alex, and fuck, Sean would be frightened of him if he’d used that tone with Sean, but Charles just smiled sunnily at him. Nothing frightened Professor X, not even Erik, who was pacing up and down just on the edge of Sean’s peripheral vision.

“Oh, it gets easier after the first few times,” said Charles. “You use the back of your hand to hold the bandage in place for the first wrap, and then you can get it nice and tight. I can do a sling one handed, too.”

“And how do you know that?” asked Erik. His voice was quiet, but it carried.

“Used to do it all the time,” said Charles, off-handedly. “Since I can remember.”
fic  u:marvel  co:x-men  m:x-men:firstclass  comment!fic  tobetagged 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
norsekink: Round 6 -- Adventures In Thor-Sitting, by 3791111
Thor has recently discovered that he enjoys cooking competition shows such as Top Chef and Chopped, for when they get assigned ingredient combinations like octopus and marshmallow. He's also been introduced to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, but he has trouble watching when the pony friends fight amongst themselves. LazyTown is more his speed. To Clint's ongoing distress, he is bored by any sport where he feels the armor is excessive for the projectile, but he became enamored of the Dodgeball World Championship over the summer. Also, Roller Derby.
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  comment!fic  m:thor  c:avengers:thor  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:clint  ensemble  LOLZ  shenanigans  theme:team!  boysaredorks  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  genre:crackish  rating:pg  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
dresden_kink: Rrrooound Four! -- ichythophobia, by anon
Prompt: Harry Dresden is a tentacle monster. He is not very good at it. That whole ravishing thing? So not his style. He's looking for something a little more long-term, you know?
fic  b:dresdenfiles  comment!fic  tobetagged 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
norsekink: Prompt Post No. 3 -- Telephone, by anon
Prompt: Loki is (somehow) mortally injured by the latest Supernatural Monster of the Day, and (for some reason) decides to call 911 instead of just dealing with it himself.

...Except he has several SHIELD members on speed dial! THOR TO THE RESCUE.

Bonus points if it's Tony Stark he calls on accident.
fic  u:marvel  m:avengers  m:thor  comment!fic  c:avengers:steve  c:thor:loki  c:avengers:thor  theme:friendship  theme:family  theme:injury  theme:fixing  humor  boysaredorks  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
disney_kink: Prompt Post 2! -- Human AU set in Victorian England, by thisismsmercy
Bagheera is largely happy with his life in England, giving private lessons to good children, tending his plants. His study is filled with almost as many plants as his hothouse is, and it takes him a good half an hour each morning to water them all. It is routine, though, and he is a creature of habit, so he does so cheerfully in between his daily exercise regimen and breakfast. Besides that, Bagheera staunchly feels that any time spent not doing something (even something as menial as watering his ferns) is time wasted. To him, few things are more heinous.
fic  u:disney  m:junglebook  au:period  au:human  comment!fic  disney:bagheera  disney:baloo  theme:friendship  theme:sliceoflife  length:short  genre:slash  rating:pg  challenge:kinkmeme  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  @lj 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
dresden_kink: Overflow Post -- A Birthday Ballad, by anonymous
The one where The Ballad of Tam Lin is the key. |||

I possessed little doubt that I was watching Dresden sink either into cold detachment or madness. It was simply too soon to determine which. His smiles were still the same, and I knew his eyes well enough to catch the intended meaning--- but it was that sameness, that feeling that I was watching recorded emotions displayed by a living suit of armor for posterity’s sake, which first gave me a sense of disquiet. I’d shaken a dead man’s hand before, and it was reminiscent of trading barbs with this Harry Dresden.

It wasn’t something I was willing to accept.
fic  b:dresdenfiles  comment!fic  dresden:johnmarcone  dresden:harrydresden  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:transformation  theme:totherescue!  theme:love  p:dresden:dresden/marcone  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  genre:action  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @dw 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
dresden_kink: Round Three IS CLOSED -- Little Fill, by grenegome
I’d sell you some crap about diamonds in the rough if I thought you’d buy it, but everyone’s the same. They can’t see it, damned if I know why. Sure, there’s the baggy clothes, and the scruffed up hair and the shadows under his eyes and the persistent stubble and the touch-me-and-I’ll-bite attitude, and the bruises, and the scars, and the fact he’s always running into or away from a fight... but isn’t that all part of the charm? It’s not like it masks even the base physical attractions, the long strong lines lines of him, the warm eyes, the generous mouth... and the rest of it, well, it’s not something you can hide under scruff and insolence. He’s a fucking beacon. He throws more power away lighting a candle than most wizards could hope to raise in a week of ritual meditation. And he’s only just waking up to the fact that his every action ripples through the supernatural world in ways it shouldn’t.
ficlet  b:dresdenfiles  comment!fic  dresden:kincaid  dresden:harrydresden  theme:establishedrelationship  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  p:dresden:dresden/kincaid  genre:slash  rating:r  author:grenegome  challenge:kinkmeme  @DW  opinion:awesome 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
teenwolfkink: Prompt Post 01 -- I Bring You Dead Things Because I Love You, by ladylade
“You idiot,” Derek says, but he yanks one of the folds in Stiles’ sheet and magically Stiles is free to move.

“How did you do that?” Stiles asks. “Wait, not important. You’ve been sending me dead animals! I sat on the mouse and crushed it!”

“I can provide for you,” Derek says. “I’d be a good mate.”

“Mate?!” Stiles feels like the hysterical woman in a Victorian romance novel. “You hate me! When did this mate thing happen?”

“You smell good,” Derek says.

Derek is the only person Stiles knows that can give an answer that explains so much, and yet *nothing at all*.
fic  tv:teenwolf  comment!fic  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:derek  theme:werewolves  theme:courtship  theme:clueless  theme:snark  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj  author:ladylade 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle VIII (The Eighth Wonder – Bigger, Longer, Uncut) -- Tony'd Do Anything for McGee (But He Won't Do *That*)
Tony isn't saying that the whole screwing/dating McGee thing hasn't been pretty out of left-field, but it turns out he likes having sex with men. With a man. With McGee. (Not that he's ruling other men out, it's just, well, he has his hands full with McGee already. Literally, a lot of the time.) It shouldn't surprise him, really; he's always been a big fan of orgasms--his and whoever was, er, with him at that time--and at least there's no chance of McGee faking it. Not that any of his women have, of course, seeing as how Tony is the Orgasminator General, but still, the point stands.
fic  tv:ncis  comment!fic  c:ncis:tony  c:ncis:tim  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  humor  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  p:ncis:dinozzo/mcgee  genre:slash  rating:r  challenge:kinkmeme  @DW  a:catwalksalone 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
foxxcub: NEEDS MOAR SID/ANDY
Okay, OBVIOUSLY I am not done talking about Sid/Andy and all this Toy Story fic nonsense. There should be a fandom for these two, because they are essentially like Eames/Arthur in terms of open-ended canon and very, very little backstory (because let's face it, Toy Story is NOT ABOUT THEM). Want to have the boys have drunken makeouts on Prom night? Want Sid to teach Andy how to skateboard? WANT AN AU WHERE ANDY GOES INTO CORPORATE AMERICA AND SID IS HIS SWEATY, SHIRTLESS, BUFF MECHANIC? The possibilities are endless.
meme  u:disney  m:toystory  comment!fic  unread  p:disney:andy/sid 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
combat_jack: YAGKYAS 2010 Good Cookies! -- Werewolf AU. Bravo two as a Wolf Pack. Fick is the Alpha, by anon
Sometimes the air gets too acrid. The scents of the city caught on the wind and there’s no escape, no peace. Sometimes the world is so loud that when you close your eyes every action and reaction and movement is etched into the back of your eyelids.

It’s like that when the Marines idea gets brought up. It’s like that as the US prepares for war, as a new generation of men (of young boys) get trained to kill, to die, to win.

The fact that they aren’t exactly men? Well, they’re stone cold killers, which as it turns out is close enough.
fic  tv:generationkill  au:magicalrealism  comment!fic  c:gk:nate  c:gk:brad  c:gk:poke  ensemble  theme:werewolves  theme:pack  theme:angst  theme:UST  p:gk:brad/nate  genre:slash  challenge:yagkyas  rating:pg-13  @lj 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Porn Battle XII (The Dirty Dozen) -- And the Rules Lost, by sheveled
“So how do you want to play this?” Nate asks, mirroring Brad’s lean. “I can run away in a heterosexual panic, if you want, which should fulfill the terms of your assignment.”

He can’t pinpoint how, but Brad has the definite feeling he’s being challenged, so he reaches out, runs the backs of his fingers down Nate’s arm. “Or?”

“Or we can make out against the wall until they run away in a heterosexual panic. I just don’t want to make things harder for you later.” Brad snorts at that, and Nate rolls his eyes. “I take it back,” Nate tells him. “I hope they make you cry.”
fic  tv:generationkill  comment!fic  au:university  c:gk:brad  c:gk:nate  theme:firstkiss  humor  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  pitchperfect  p:gk:brad/nate  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  crapkaylasendsme  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @dw 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
sherlockbbc_fic: prompting: part iii -- Untitled, by mad_maudlin
Anderson was attempting to reach around Lestrade and shake his finger at Sherlock, or perhaps poke him in the eye. John sighed, and hunted up a pair of latex gloves.

He didn't have much experience with revolvers, of course, but he found it easy enough to load; he swung the barrel back into position, and pressed the buttons that brought up a paper target at the end of the range, as far back as it would go. There was a squeak of shoe leather on tile somewhere behind him, and a yelp, which he ignored. Instead he settled himself into a comfortable stance, the revolver in his left hand, the right hand held above to fan the hammer.

Six quick shots boomed through the firing range, and in the aftermath the only sound was John carefully putting the Peacemaker back into the bag.
fic  tv:sherlock  comment!fic  c:SH:watson  humor  length:short  boysaredorks  theme:competency!!!  genre:gen  author:madmaudlin  challenge:kinkmeme  for-kayla  opinion:awesome 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- Partners In Crime, by anon
"Hello, handsome."

"Jesus, Pike!" Lynch jumped slightly in his seat and looked up from the piles of paper he was sorting through. "What the fuck are you doing here? You're supposed to be in Europe or something!"

Pike shrugged. "I got bored. Figured I'd come see my favorite partner in crime." He glanced around the office. "Nice place you got here."

"If anyone ever saw us together-"

"Jeez, would you calm down? You think I'm stupid enough to let someone see me come in here?"

"How the hell did you get in here, anyway?"

"I thought that the CIA headquarters would have better security. I'm actually rather disappointed."

"Yeah, well, maybe if you didn't show up at two in the morning," Lynch grumbled, standing up from his rolling chair. He had been up for almost twenty-four hours and was currently running on coffee and aggravation. Pike showing up unexpectedly and highly illegally was, quite literally, the last thing he needed.
fic  m:a-team10  comment!fic  c:ateam:lynch  c:ateam:pike  humor  short  boysaredorks  theme:first-time  for-kayla  genre:smut  p:ateam:lynch/pike  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
norsekink: Prompt Post No. 2 -- Unforseen Side Effects, by misskittye
"Are you sure it wasn't an, um.” Steve hesitates.

"Wasn’t a what?" Tony prompts.

"An aphrodisiac?" Steve asks almost primly, but not quite.

Mentally Tony reviews the chemicals again. "Relatively sure. I'm not going to say it's not an aphrodisiac, but I am going to say that this just might be what you get when you strip away centuries of responsibility, anxiety and regret."

With no shame at all, Thor pulls Loki down into a deep, wet kiss.

Fury stops pinching his nose so he can glare at Tony. "You get incest?"

"Maybe," Tony says, shrugging hugely. "I don't really know. I never read much Freud." [you know, i'd label this crack, but except for the explicit gay sex this story could have come straight out of marvel canon. it's *marvel*; stranger things have happened.]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:thor  comment!fic  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:thor  c:thor:loki  drugged!character  trope:sexpollen  kink:voyeurism  kink:incest  hilarity  theme:first-time  theme:snark  p:marvel:loki/thor  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:slash  rating:r  challenge:kinkmeme  opinion:pitchperfect  for-kayla  @lj 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
xmen_firstkink: THE X-MEN FIRST CLASS KINK MEME: PROMPT POST -- Charles Xavier: Criminal Mastermind (or Criminally Drunk), by averzierlia
It isn’t the giggling, Erik can handle that, as creepy as it is.

It isn’t even the way that Charles is panting on his neck, hot breath stirring the soft hairs there.

It’s the fact that Charles keeps trying to put his hands down Erik’s pants.

He’s had to handle a lot of things in his life, but a drunk telepath that can’t keep his hands to himself is going to be the thing that does him in, because Charles is projecting, happinesscontentmentlifeisgood, and he keeps trying to, as he put it, ‘share that happiness with Erik’.

Which seems to involve sticking his hands down the front of Erik’s pants while he’s driving.
fic  comment!fic  humor  theme:first-time  rating:pg-13  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  theme:inebriation  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
1stclass_kink: Prompt Post: ROUND TWO -- The Secrets Of Our Own, by anon
Prompt: Hank's a librarian, stereotype and all. Alex racks up late fees and has a crush on Hank. I want makeouts in the stacks. Seduction through checking out books, like innuendos in the book titles. Maybe make Hank be adorable in reading to kids. Alex taking wee!Scott to storytime hour. Sean mocking Alex's failboating at seducing Hank. Maybe he thinks Raven is dating Hank only later to find out he's not, or maybe Hank thinks Alex has the hots for his coworker, Raven since he's always staring at the checkout table. [FILL IS AWESOME AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE!]
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july 2011 by scorpionvoices
disney_kink: Prompt Post 2! -- Jealousy, by imaginary_golux
Prompt: Sid is over at Andy's house after school for the first time since they have become friends. He notices that Andy writes his name on his toys and becomes jealous, he wants to belong to Andy too.
fic  u:disney  m:toystory  comment!fic  c:toystory:sid  c:toystory:andy  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:jealousy  length:short  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet  p:disney:andy/sid  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
1stclass_kink: Prompt Post: ROUND TWO -- Nylons and Sweat, by anonymous
For whatever reason: one of Hank's experiments, someone's powers gone awry, name your own trope; Alex gets turned into a girl.

After the initial shock of "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" and "OMG WHERE IS MY PENIS?!" he starts to break in his new body. This of course involves things like "I have boobs.....AWESOME." So then he starts to get curious about down there as I'm sure solitary confinement as a teenager hadn't left too much time for discovering the female anatomy.

He gets familiar with his new lady parts, but aside from his fingers and maybe an errant vegetable, he can't help but be curious about what it would be like to be fucked. The fact that every time he jokingly asks Hank if he'd like to feel his shiny new tits the guy clams up and turns fire engine red gives him an idea.
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june 2011 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART TWELVE [CLOSED]
Five times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk's genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk's input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn't have to.
fic  comment!fic  post-movie  theme:friendship  theme:competency!!!  humor  style:fivethings  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:chekov  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:rand  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:ensemble  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:anonymous  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
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