scorpionvoices + chat!fic   16

better than rocketship underpants:
amazonziti: ugh i would love like a chilly winter story

amazonziti: in which scott comes over like early on a sunday

amazonziti: and stiles is in bed in like MAJOR layered pajamas

amazonziti: and scott kicks off his shoes and POUNCES

amazonziti: like hobbes

amazonziti: because scott is hobbes

gyzym: YESSSSSSSSSS

amazonziti: and eventually gets under the covers

amazonziti: and possibly inside stiles’ pajama top with him

amazonziti: like EARLY MORNING SNUGGLE TIME YES

amazonziti: and stiles is like FUCK WHY

amazonziti: YOUR NOSE IS COLD

amazonziti: YOUR HANDS ARE COLD

amazonziti: YOUR FEET ARE COLD

amazonziti: THIS IS HORRIBLE

amazonziti: and scott is like ssssssh stiles i’m sleeping
chat!fic  tv:teenwolf  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:scott  c:teenwolf:allison  c:teenwolf:derek  theme:cuddling  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  opinion:adorable  genre:fluff  rating:g  a:gyzym  a:amazonziti  @tumblr  reaction:*want* 
november 2012 by scorpionvoices
liviapenn: and that's how Sherlock found out there was no santa claus.
me: I like the idea of sherlock taking a long nap and waking up to more sherlocks.
me: "I told you this would happen if you kept making me eat and sleep!!!"
sarah: awwwwwww.
me: john: YOU DID NOT TELL ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN
me: sherlock: I'm sure I did. Last Tuesday?
me: john: I WAS IN WALES
fic-thing  tv:sherlock  chat!fic  LOLZ  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  c:SH:mycroft  trope:experimentgonewrong  theme:snark  for-kayla  author:liviapenn  @lj 
october 2012 by scorpionvoices
I Flatly Refuse To Call This "The Bend And Snap" - gyzym - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Or, that one time I read this fantastic post and then wrote a bunch of Danny-as-a-yoga-instructor/Stiles-as-his-stressed-out-client fic? Well, some of it's fic, anyway. Some of it is....chatlogged....not!fic, look, I have basically nothing to say for myself about this one. This is summarily ridiculous, and would have been tumblr!fic except that it got, uh, too long. I just really liked the idea of these guys in yoga pants, okay? That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
fic  tv:teenwolf  chat!fic  au:magicless  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:danny  theme:clueless  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  trope:matchmaking  theme:inebriation  hilarity  p:teenwolf:danny/stiles  genre:slash  rating:r  author:gyzym  @ao3 
september 2012 by scorpionvoices
leupagus | Look At This Stuff, Isn't It Neat? (AKA THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD)
Once upon a time there was the most beautiful princess in all the lands.

All of them.

His name was Steve.

Steve was mermaid princess.

Princess Steve fucking loved being a mermaid. It was awesome- you swam all day, and no one expected you to wear a shirt.
fic  tv:hawaii5-0  u:disney  m:littlemermaid  au:fusion  chat!fic  genre:crack  c:h50:steve  c:h50:kono  c:h50:chin  c:h50:danny  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  fairytale  p:h50:danny/steve  genre:slash  for-kayla  favs:h50  favs:bestofthebest  a:twentysomething  @DW  opinion:awesome  r:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
oxymoronassoc & saint_renegade: Growing Up Cullen
Edward Cullen became a pissed off 40 year old housewife. COME ON IT IS CANONICAL: HE HIMSELF SAID HE PICKED UP A LOT OF HOBBIES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS BUSY FUCKING.
crack  humor  LOLZ  chat!fic  twilightohgoodlord  opinion:awesome 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
emilyray: WEREWOLF URGES
[info]emilyray: wow, I want four different version. Brendon as the human would be hilarious, he would be SO EXCITED about getting to SPARKLE. on the other hand, Spencer! would be grumpy about it! [info]ignipes: hee! he does not want any of this vampire shit, thank you.
chat!fic  bandom:  p!atd  gsf  OT4  spencer/brendon/ryan/jon  patd:spencer  theme:werewolves  theme:vampires  hilarity  lolz.forever  for-kayla  ignipes  emilyray 
september 2008 by scorpionvoices
rain_dances: you got outplayed, wentz.
"pete would be an awesome voldemort." "hahaha. if by awesome you mean laame." "yes, by 'awesome' i DO mean 'lame'"
journal:entry  chat!fic  for-kayla  rain_dances  reaction:*want* 
june 2008 by scorpionvoices
Penguin!Patrick
This all started because shleemeri made a post about how the REAL reason FOB's going to Antarctica is because Patrick was once a penguin and wanted to go back home.
fic  rps  fob:patrick  hilarity  trope:animorph  chat!fic  bandom:  slash  foxxcub  au:fusion  fairytale  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
111 Messages Left on Tseng's Answering Machine
You know, this has been a growing file for a couple of months, and we hit a reasonable number to stop at the other night, so. It's a sort of companion piece to 229 Things Sephiroth Never Expected To Say On The Phone.
fic-thing  FFVII  hilarity  LOLZ  list  r  for-amanda  chat!fic  style:fivethings 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
shoemaster: Gerard is Fraser's Illegitimate Son
Fraser is being guilty emo Mountie because he never wanted to abandon a child like his father did. Ray is trying to snap Fraser out of his guilt and trying to wrap his head around the idea of a stepson that’s thirty years old.
fic  rps  mcr  crossover  duesouth  long-lost-relatives  mcr:gerard  ds:fraser  short  WiP  chat!fic  bandom:  gen  theme:family  LOLZ  shoemaster  rating:pg-13 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
it ain't personal, strictly business
brent realized that he was straight and left, and he was the first one to tell ryan that it's okay to like girls, and ryan started getting ideas and brendon didn't like that, but it was too late. now they've lost brent and ryan is still the token straight
fic-thing  rps  p!atd  patd:ryan  patd:brendon  patd:spencer  patd:jon  patd:brent  gsf  OT4  chat!fic  hilarity  crack  bandom:  slash  gigantic  rating:pg-13 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
Fuck you, *Dancing Queen*.
So. One day I decided that I wanted Bob to be a good dancer. And then roughly 7500 words of Dancing AU chatfic ( our user names and extra bits excluded) magically appeared over the course of, like, four hours.
fic-thing  rps  mcr  au:school  au:realworld  bob/ray  chat!fic  hilarity  LOLZ  theme:first-time  theme:love  bandom:  slash  nc-17  poultryofperil  opinion:awesome 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
Joe is the number one puppy nanny
Joe becomes Hemmy's primary caregiver, and even though Joe has his own room, it starts to feel like one of those terrible romance novels where the man of the house falls for the nanny.
ficlet  rps  joe/pete  fob:hemmy  chat!fic  short  smut  bandom:  slash  r  band:fob 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices

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