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Guardians of the Galaxy Kink Meme - Round One
Prompt: The boy likes to cuddle. He's just damn lucky *that* Yondu is that heavy of a sleeper.

Or, the five times that Peter crawled into Yondu's bed after something bad happened/he had a nightmare/he just wanted to snuggle something and it's not like they have teddy bears in space, and Yondu was out cold and never knew the difference.

And the one time Yondu was awake, and simply too tired to care.
post:unfiled  u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  c:gotg:peter  c:gotg:yondu  o:adorable  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Guardians of the Galaxy Kink Meme - Round One
Prompt: "I noticed in the movie something I found really rather endearing about Star-Lord: he never seems to get angry about stuff. Sure he has the occasional moment of frustration, but I would say the only time he looked even close to angry was when Yondu was calling him soft in front of Gamora, and even that he let go almost immediately.

I'd love to read about the team coming to notice and appreciate this about Peter, that no matter what he's never really going to be that upset with them. He might get a bit frustrated, he might roll his eyes, but he's never violent, even though that's all the others have ever known from anyone in the past, especially their leaders.

If a 5 + 1 works for this (5 times the team thought Peter would be angry with them, + 1 time he did get angry but it was with someone else for fucking with his friends) that would be great, but it's not essential. Anything that explores the concept would be great :D"
prompt:unfilled  u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  c:gotg:peter  c:gotg:ensemble  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Guardians of the Galaxy Kink Meme - Round One
Peter (or Drax or Gamora) have a prosthetic leg. I don't care if this was before the movie or after the team gets together, but eventually Rocket makes him a custom prosthetic leg.

Later, when the team gets in a bind Rocket is suddenly, "I have a plan. Peter, I need your leg." No one originally believes him, thinking he's just making a joke like he did in the prison. Except this time, Rocket's serious cause he's hidden a gun or other weapon inside the prosthetic for exactly this type of reason.
post:unfilled  u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Defenders of the Galaxy - Round One
Prompt: Gamora and Drax have been friends for a while, but just because their rage isn't directed at each other anymore doesn't mean that they don't have a lot of it, especially since they can't take out their rage through fun things like challenging strangers to duels or murder anymore without Peter pulling them away before it gets good.

Obviously, having really aggressive sex is the best solution to their problem.

(Bonus points if you include the fact that Gamora is stronger than Drax + Drax is into it. Super bonus points if they sort of angrily cuddle afterwards.)
u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  post:unfilled  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Defenders of the Galaxy - Round One
Prompt: I don't care how/why, I just want Groot and Hulk to have a conversation.

Bonus if Rocket is the only other one who has any idea what they're talking about.
u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  post:unfilled  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Little Indulgences, by anon
Dwalin trembled at the vibration of it, and his hand lifted—

A sharp glance upwards was warning enough, and Dwalin with an air of great effort momentarily stilled his hand before very politely stroking one of Dori's braids.

Most acceptable.

Dori rewarded him with his full consideration. [...Most explicit bj description ever. But not in a bad way. O_O]
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:dwalin  theme:first-time  kink:D/s  kink:outdoorsex  ge:smut  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:anonymous  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Young Justice: Animated Anonymous Fic Meme - Part Three -- By Any Other Name, by anon
Something happens to the base. It's compromised somehow, and they can't stay there. M'gann goes off with her Uncle, but SB can't stay with Clark, since he's still awkward about it, and it's too long term to crash with Wally.

So Bruce goes and wheedles Lois (who here knows who Clark is), and would you look at that, Superboy has someone who actually gives a crap who doesn't wear a mask! And teaches him important life skills, like how to throw yourself out of windows like a boss to get interviews, and the correct way to interrogate people.

Because Lois Lane is A BADASS and deserves representation on Earth-16, yo.
fic  ca:youngjustice  c:dc:lois  c:dc:kon  c:dc:clark  theme:foundfamily  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:secrets  theme:kids  theme:h/c  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  LOLZ  p:dc:clark/lois  ge:het  ge:drama  ge:action  r:pg-13  a:anonymous  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
avengers assemble - 13 -- Iron Knitter, by anon
‘No one’s going to make fun of the superhero playboy knitter? No one? Come on, the jokes write themselves. I’m disappointed in you all,’ Tony said, looking around the group. All the Avengers’ expressions were in various shades of pleased and touched and fond. ‘Look, it’s not a big deal. I like having something to do with my hands, and it’s basically engineering with yarn. I need people to palm the finished things off onto, and you’re all convenient.’ Which was possibly the most obvious lie he’s ever told, considering everything he’s made has been very obviously tailored to the recipient. ‘It’s not some big gesture of affection or anything.’

‘Except it totally is,’ Darcy said, smirking, and he turned a glare on her. ‘What? It is. Come on, you’re supposed to be showing me how to fix this hat.’
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:thor  c:ironman:pepper  theme:knitting  theme:shenanigans  theme:team!  characterstudy  theme:foundfamily  theme:snark  o:awesome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Tattooed On the Heart, by madame_faust
Dwalin notices more and more that he is going bald, and so does everyone else. Of course, he is really self-conscious and grumpy about it because, Hello, he looks like BAMF with a mohawk, and everyone is giving him grief that he won't look intimidating without one. Wanting to make Mister Dwalin feel better Kili takes to drawing on a throughly passed out Dwalin when he comes to stay over after a night of heavy drinking with Uncle Thorin. At first Dwalin is horrified that Kili has drawn all over his forehead and forearms, but then he thinks that Kili just might be on to something....

I just want a mental imagine of Kili happily drawing on 'Mistah Dwalin!' and people laughing at Kili's doodles but becoming then totally intimidated when Dwalin comes back with real tattoos all over his head and arms.

Extra hugs and kisses if Dwalin keeps a tattoo of one of Kili's original drawings on the back of his head :D
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:balin  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:h/c  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:madame_faust  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Belonging Nowhere, by elsajeni
He is determinedly grown-up about it, as best he can be: puts an arm around his brother's shoulders and listens, and doesn't start crying even when Bombur does, and says, "It's all right, it really is. We can't expect you to starve yourselves to keep us."

Then he wishes he hadn't said anything, because that starts Bifur crying, too, and he can't bear that; all his grown-up resolve collapses, and he bursts into tears himself, stumbles forward to fling his arms around his cousin's neck. Bombur follows an instant later, and they stay that way for a long time, all three of them holding tight to each other and weeping into each other's shirts.
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:bifur  c:lotr:bombur  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:fixing  theme:growingup  theme:scars  theme:role-reversal  theme:permanentinjury  theme:h/c  theme:cominghome  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- The Consequences of Youth, by anon
One of the dwarves(I'm thinking Fili or Kili, maybe even Ori) goes to a (college?) party and ends up hooking up with a nice fellow named Frodo. The next morning they wake up together in Frodo's bed. Frodo tries to sneak the dwarf out of the house. Only to walk straight into Bilbo while he tries to.

The dwarf who slept with Frodo meets up with the Company and tells them,'I have some good news, I found Bilbo! The bad news, I slept with his nephew and now he's angry with me.'
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:modern  au:human  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:friendship  LOLZ  p:lotr:frodo/kili  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Three Daughters of Durin, by anon
Because Dwarf women are rare and precious, a Dwarf man would never allow his mother/wife/sister/daughter to go on a quest where they might get killed by goblins or orcs or a dragon.

But Dori, Nori and Ori don't have any male relatives to hold them back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  pre-series  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:ori  theme:sexism  theme:shenanigans  theme:womenareawesome  theme:snark  p:lotr:dwalin/nori  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  LOLZ  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Minifill, by anon
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?

It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.

It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!

So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.


Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:thranduil  c:lotr:gandalf  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  genre:crack  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Tolkien Prompt post -- Cardigan Wearing Gamers, by nautilusl2
I just want Gimli and Legolas to get fangasms over World of Warcraft, conventions, physics, Game of Thrones, whatever. I don't care. Just make them all cute and nerdy. With 50's style glasses, knitted cardigans, discussions about fandoms. Be as creative as you want<3

(and I don't care whether you make them bro's for life or a couple. Just give me some nerdy-goodness. Please?)

+ Also feel free to include whoever you want. (Call of Duty tournament with Boromir and Faramir? Fandom clashes with Frodo and Sam? Character analysis with Merry and Pippin? Or y'know, Guitar Hero stand-off.)
art:fanart  b:lordoftherings  au:modern  c:lotr:gimli  c:lotr:legolas  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
They are both middle-aged. She is married (to a ghost) and he is a confirmed bachelor. He is a ridiculous tweenager in love with a dwarf (why a big person anyways?) and got his heart broken.

It happens.

She doesn’t do comforting well. When the Incident happened (she cried and sobbed) she had still pulled out her favorite, best umbrella to arrive on Bilbo’s doorstep as always. Bilbo had been unusually kind (he had attempted to comfort her) but her sharp words quickly put that motion out of his head (he looked sad for her when she left).

It was only fair to return the favor, and she had awkwardly put her arm around him in comfort.

Bilbo leaned into Lobelia, and she leaned back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:lobelia  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:lotho  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:nori  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:undercover  theme:family  theme:courtship  unusualpairing  p:lotr:bilbo/kili  p:lotr:dwalin/lobelia  genre:multi  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
dusting down the stars - brodinsons (aeon_entwined) - Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Filling a prompt on the kinkmeme:

Modern AU. Anything that involves Cosette and Marius having a conversation like this:

"So, what's the deal with your blond friend and the one who kept trying to convince me to drink something alcoholic? Are they together or not?"
"I honestly don't know"
"They're your friends, how can you not know?"
"What's the deal with your father and that cop?"
"... Well played". [930]
ficlet  b:lesmisérables  au:modern  c:lesmis:cosette  c:lesmis:marius  c:lesmis:javert  c:lesmis:valjean  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  theme:domesticity  theme:comingout  hilarity  p:lesmis:cosette/marius  p:lesmis:javert/valjean  genre:multi  rating:r  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
What Makes a Hero - Elsajeni - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Then the goblin-king roars, "Start with the youngest," and Kili does react — barely, but Ori is close enough to hear his intake of breath — and Ori realizes, suddenly, that he may not be mighty or warlike or even impressively bearded, but he is young, and looks younger still, and perhaps he can be useful to Durin's line after all. [1050]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:ori  c:lotr:dwalin  missingscene  theme:sacrifice  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Fills Go Ever On (for hobbit_kink) - Chapter 6 - mairon - The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
prompt:
http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/3393.html?thread=6363969#t6363969
"Alright alright, I know there's like a million courting fics out there but I want another one. One where Bilbo is the one doing the courting.
In fact, what I want is Bilbo working hard, collecting fruits, berries and other ingredients during a couple of days and keeping them from the Company in order to be able to cook something splendid, or as splendid as it can go, for his intended.
So yeah, Bilbo cooking for the one he's trying to court and only for him."
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:dwalin  theme:food  theme:clueless  theme:courtship  opinion:sweet  p:lotr:bilbo/dwalin  genre:slash  rating:pg  unusualpairing  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Lost To Life, by tsukitenchichan
Thorin is so bad at following directions that he walks straight past Death's Door back to the world of the living.

On his way he finds Fíli and Kíli, and he's like, "Where are you going? Clearly it's that way!", and leads them away from the light.

And that's how Thorin and his nephews survive the BOFA.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:fix-it  theme:afterlife  theme:aftermath  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg  opinion:adorable  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- A Rare Warrior, by madame_faust
“Dwalin can’t handle a needle for the life of him,” Balin’s voice was very far away sounding, but Bilbo clung to it, if only to concentrate on something other than pain. “Often as he’s gone under them.”

“Not made for delicate work, me,” Dwalin agreed. “But that’ll be a scar you can be proud of, Master Baggins.”

“Long as you lie about where it came from,” Nori said contemplatively. “I know for a fact that our Dwalin there tells lassies one of his cuts came from a warg’s fang and I’ll tell you now, it’s all a pack of lies. He got it putting his fist through a window at the pub one night when he was so drunk he could barely stand - you lads heard this story before? No? Well, it’s was going on...had to be thirty or more years ago and I was coming back to town from a spree...”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:snark  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
Modern AU in which Thorin is a busy businessman who one day is informed that his sister and her husband died in an accident and he is the only one who can take care of his nephews.

He loves them with all his heart, but Fili and Kili (6 and 4 respectively) are a handful at the best of times (these are certainly not the best) and he has a company to run and there's only so many times a man can bring his boys to play at the building site. His workers/friends try to help him out and god bless him he IS trying, but it's not going well.

Until one day Thorin's new next door neighbor knocks on the door to borrow something/use a phone/whateva and sees the pandemonium that is Thorin trying to get Kili to eat his oatmeal - and steps in without much ado, showing the man how it's done. Poor Bilbo doesn't even suspect that this day marked him as a perfect future babysitter/ a gift from heavens for the Oakenshield family.
fic  art:fanart  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:realworld  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:domesticity  opinion:adorable  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
hush of the battle-weary - Etharei - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Sometimes he worries that he will never get the sounds of battle out of his ears.

They follow him: the sharp clanging of swords as shovels shatter rock, the flight of endless arrows in the ropes slithering through their hooks, the roar of a charge in a dislodged boulder being rolled down a slope. Dwarves mine like they make war, or perhaps they think of war as just another mine; the battle-cries are indistinguishable.

Kili is tempted, more than once, to take a blade to his own ears. But Thorin and Fili worry enough as it is, and he has enough sense left to know that this torment resides elsewhere. [3083]
fic  b:lordoftherings  post-war  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:bifur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:PTSD  theme:war  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:friendship  theme:muteness  genre:gen  rating:r  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts)
Fili knows what Kili’s getting at, and he looks at his brother pointedly. “He likes our prices,” he explains slowly, “and the quality of the work.”

There’s a stubborn set to Kili’s lips. Fili tries not to smile. “He likes the way you wear that shirt,” he counters, and there’s that fire in his eyes Fili loves. “And the way you look with sweat running down your neck.”

Fili swipes at his neck with the shoulder of his shirt: it’s damp enough already. “No, Kili,” he says, slow and patronising, as if addressing a young dwarfling, “that’s what *you* like.”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:jealousy  theme:boysaredorks  kink:incest  kink:roughsex  kink:marking  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:r  author:sospes  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- We Put Away Our Childish Things, by sospes
I'd like to read something where they were seperated when Fili was 10 or 15 because Thorin wanted to raise him as his heir and Kili had to stay with his mother. Thorin visits from time to time but never with Fili.
And a few months (or years) before the Hobbit-quest they finally meet again and maybe it's awkward, maybe they don't know how to deal with each other and it's complicated. That is up to you! also the point of view, if it's kili or fili, however you feel more comfortable.
GEN would be fine too bUT I LIKE SLASH A LOT DON'T GET ME WRONG.

10 points for crying Kili when his brother left
100 points if one of them pretends that his brother is still with him (like an imaginary friend)
and my first born if they fall utterly in love with each other and Thorin approves.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  theme:family  trope:soulmate  theme:angst  theme:growingup  theme:pining  theme:firstmeetings  theme:firstkiss  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:sospes  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 -- Worries Go Down Better With Ale Than Without, by madame_faust
Seriously, just anything where Thorin and Dis' husband are just like best friends who work together and hang out and drink on occasion because they are besties and they enjoy each other's company.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:oc  theme:firstmeetings  theme:family  theme:inebriation  worldbuilding  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Round 2 -- The Glorious War of the Elves and the Fairies, by anon
Turns out, tiny creatures can wreak an amazing amount of havoc when they put their minds to it.

North's Elves and Tooth's fairies have gone to war, and everyone else is caught in the crossfire as they fight for control of the ultimate prize:

Jack Frost.
fic  comment!fic  m:riseoftheguardians  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- The Shieldmaidens of Erebor, by madame_faust
Dís was a practical woman and when new rumors flew about Orcs and wargs, the certainty of a bloodbath, a second Azanulbizar (on Durin's grave, say it is not so!), she intuitively knew that somehow, this was her magnificent, mule-headed brother's fault.

Wryly thinking to herself that perhaps Thorin neglected to remember that she was responsible for producing another set of heirs for him if her sons fell (and joking about it, even to herself, made her heart clench less in fear), Dís knew this was not a time to remain cloistered, as her grandfather wished it. Looking to the past for wisdom was all well and good, but gaining wisdom from the mistakes of one's kin was better still. Though she might not be King Under the Mountain, Dís was still of Durin's line and when she spoke, her people listened. And her sisters in arms answered her call to battle.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  theme:family  theme:war  theme:womenareawesome  theme:friendship  theme:snark  humor  theme:fix-it  theme:aftermath  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Kink Meme Fills, etc. Part Two. - Chapter 6 - Starrrz - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
"Dwarves love fiercely," Bofur explained. "We love but once, and the flame burns brightly. I would not hide you away, no more than you would me. But," he paused, gaze growing dark even as his cheeks coloured, "to hear you say that you want to, sometimes, well." Bofur blushed still redder and his voice dropped to a whisper, "I would hear you say so more often."
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  post-movie  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:bofur  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:secretlovers  theme:jealousy  kink:marking  p:lotr:bilbo/bofur  genre:slash  rating:r  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- feline fatale, by sospes
Fili finds his eyebrows crawling high up his forehead, and he reaches out, pokes the fluff gently. It uncurls with a hiss, eyes big and green, and Fili jerks his hand back reflexively. “That’s a cat,” he says.

“Kitten,” Kili corrects, and the kitten curls back up in his hands, eying Fili suspiciously. “He’s been following us: I’ve been hearing mewing for about half an hour now. I think he wants to come with us.”

There’s a soft, pleading look in Kili’s eyes that Fili’s more than familiar with: it’s the look his brother deploys whenever he wants something, and Kili knows very well that he finds it almost impossible to resist. Fili crosses his arms, says sternly, “We’re going on a quest with our uncle. We’re not taking a kitten with us.”

“Oh, Thorin wouldn’t mind,” Kili says, stroking a thumb between the kitten’s ears. “I think he looks like him, anyway. All black hair and moody eyes. Uncle’d probably be flattered.”

“I’m sure.

Kili ignores Fili’s sarcasm, and says, “I think that’s what I might call him. Thorin.” And the damn kitten only looks up at its new name, an irritatingly adorable expression in its eyes. It sits up in Kili’s hands and starts diligently washing itself.

“You’re ridiculous,” Fili says. “Put him back.”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:shenanigans  theme:pets  theme:boysaredorks  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
yellow_craion: Coming Home
Prompt: Everyone survives, except Bilbo. Years later, when Thorin finally closes his eyes for the last time, he finds himself in front of a familiar door, in a familiar Shire. [862]
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  theme:grief  theme:aftermath  theme:afterlife  warning:characterdeath-major  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
A Token of Regard - jezebel_rising - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
“Here.”

Bilbo looked from the flowers that had been shoved in his face, then up to Dwalin’s fierce scowl and then back down at the crumpled and bruised bouquet. “Ah.”

“I said, here.”

“Right!” Bilbo fumbled with the offering, almost spilling it in the process. It was the oddest gifting of flowers he had ever received – and he had received them, by quite a few hobbit lads and lasses over the years, thank you very much.

“Right.” Bilbo watched as Dwalin made a strange, reaching motion towards him, but stopped before their hands could touch.

“…Thank you?” Bilbo offered, not quite sure what else to say.

Dwalin’s scowl only got deeper. “Right, then.” And he walked away.
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:gandalf  theme:fix-it  theme:courtship  theme:clueless  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:emotionalconstipation  p:lotr:dwalin/thorin  p:lotr:bilbo/dwalin/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Five Time Everyone Knew It But Them + One Time They Noticed, by lifeisticking
Literally everyone but Bilbo and Bofur can see that they're absolutely, completely in love with each other.

Elrond: I never knew you to be a matchmaker
Gandalf: I wish, their longing glances are driving me crazy

Azog: I will take your beloved's life as revenge
Bilbo: Who?

Beorn: Have a double bed

Thranduil: Tell me what I want to know or I'll leave your lover to rot
Bofur: Who?

Bard: They're freshly married, aren't they?
11 Dwarves & a wizard: That would make everything so much easier

Dain: How oblivious are they?
11 Dwarves & a wizard: Epically
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:clueless  trope:matchmaking  theme:dorksinlove  p:lotr:bilbo/bofur  genre:slash  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Dwarves of a Feather - verily - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
While Thorin's Company rests at Beorn's home, Bofur makes some very unexpected friends. And then after a mishap, he finds love with a very unexpected dwarf. [1549]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:nori  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  LOLZ  unusualpairing  p:lotr:bofur/nori  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Flying - dutchydoescoke - The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Kili is thirty-four, clinging to his brother's back, and his first word still has yet to be spoken. He hums, tunes that he learns from Thorin or Fili or Dis, or even a short song that appeared in his head after visiting his uncle at the forges, but he never speaks. [581]
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:family  theme:sliceoflife  opinion:beautiful  genre:gen  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 (Prompt Freeze!) -- hazards of being slight dwarves, by darke_wulf
With Kili(and maybe Ori too) being slight for dwarfs, they have less protection against the weather than the more built or stocky dwarfs. At first it's not a problem, easily solved with extra layers, but as the journey goes on, clothes get damaged beyond repair and the air turns colder. Kili(and Ori) try to hide how cold they are, they don't complain, but it's hard to get a good night's sleep when you're shivering.

Huge bonus if the first person to clue in isn't a brother or uncle.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:ori  humor  trope:huddlingforwarmth  theme:shenanigans  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- Familiarity of Toys, by kasumi_kira
So, movie says Bifur's a toy maker while Bofur's a miner and a toy maker. Can we get a story where Bifur's head injury puts him in a coma and Bofur starts making toys to try to wake his cousin?

Bonus if you can put Bombur in here too because he needs more love.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:bombur  c:lotr:bifur  theme:war  theme:aftermath  theme:injury  theme:family  theme:h/c  humor  worldbuilding  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 (Prompt Freeze!) -- Stitches, by hikarievander
Prompt: We know that Nori does some shady dealings. Can I get a fic where Nori makes a mistake and is beaten up/hurt and Dori finds him and takes care of him?
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dori  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:family  opinion:sweet  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 5 -- An AU Where Everything is the Same Except Everything is Bofur's Fault, by anon
Remember in the movie when Bilbo's having a bit of a panic attack over the whole dragon business and Bofur's like "you'll die a horrible, painful death", cue Bilbo fainting? And remember when they've just crashed that bridge in Goblin Town and Bofur's like "that could have been worse lololol" and then bam, the Great Goblin squashes all of them? And remember how both times Gandalf's just like "jfc Bofur are you kidding me"?

Basically, I want more times Bofur was spectacularly unhelpful and the rest of the company (but especially Gandalf) just headdesking and facepalming all over the place because it's starting to get seriously inconvenient and Bofur won't stop.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:fix-it  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
What is Lost - Ariana Deralte (ArianaDeralte) - The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Dwarf sense they called it. Underground, whether it be the mines of Erebor or goblin tunnels, Thorin could find his way. Outside, without the surrounding earth to guide his senses, was a different matter entirely. This was discovered when he was only 10 years old. He was supposed to have been accompanying his mother to visit the marketplace in Dale, but somehow got separated from her. When next a frantic Thrain found him he was all the way at the other end of the Long Lake.

“Why did you not head back towards the Lonely Mountain,” demanded Thrain.

“I was,” said Thorin, and pointed to the low lying mountains of Mirkwood.

Thrain made sure Thorin never left Erebor without someone with him again. [649]
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  genre:gen  genre:crackish  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - prompting: part iii -- untitled fill, by anon
Prompt: Lestrade and the gang perform another drug bust, but this time they find all Sherlock and John's sex toys. Bonus points for John being all embarrassed and Sherlock being smug about it.
fic  comment!fic  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  kink:toys  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- One Doesn't Simply Walk Around Erebor, by anon
Think about it. Thorin is terrible with directions, I'm sure he got lost in the tunnels of Erebor all the time and everyone asks him if he is lost and he is like 'NO' but he really is but won't admit it. So he just wanders until he is in the right place.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- maestro, by sospes
Fili rolls his eyes, smokes the last of his pipe. He’s grown up with Kili’s singing: to him, this is nothing. How are they ever supposed to defeat a damn dragon if they can’t cope with a spot of bad music? Ridiculous. He catches Thorin’s eye across the fire, grins at his uncle’s pained expression – because Thorin’s well aware that this is all his fault. He sings to himself most all the time, a bar of this with breakfast, a few notes of this with lunch, always has – and when they were dwarflings, Kili worshipped him, did everything he could to be more like Unkie Thorin. No one ever told him he had a fundamental lack of talent, though and now there’s nothing can be done about it. The bad singing is as much a part of him as the bullseye archery, and Fili’s pretty much immune by now.

Across the fire, Thorin’s eyes are dark and embarrassed. He sinks further into his fur collar, and Fili chuckles softly.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:family  theme:boysaredorks  LOLZ  genre:gen  genre:crackish  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- the change, by anonymous
Prompt: So how exactly did Bofur go from trolling the living shit out of Bilbo when thy were at his house to shielding him from harm with his own body and worrying about him? Anon wants to know.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:bifur  theme:friendship  missingscene  theme:family  opinion:sweet  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Hulk Rescue - AnonEhouse - Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
The Hulk's been held captive for years, and when he escapes the Avengers are ordered to 'permanently neutralize' him, as continual abuse made him more of a rage monster than ever and he's unable to revert to Bruce at all. Tony Stark never was much good at following orders. [2013]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:justalittledifferent  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:bruce  theme:abuse  theme:totherescue!  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  genre:gen  rating:pg  a:anonehouse  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- of arms and the man, by sospes
Fili likes the feel of a blade in his hand.

He always has, ever since he was a youngster and he spent a day running away from his parents, brandishing his uncle’s sword above his head and bellowing battle cries through the halls of Ered Luin. Even when his little arms tired of the weight and he accidentally cut himself on the cheek the grin didn’t leave his lips: he eventually found his way back home, dirty and messy, and waved the sword excitedly at his mother while Dis gave Thorin a piece of her mind: “He’s a child, Thorin, and he’s your heir! What were you thinking, you halfwit? What if he’d chopped his own head off, what then? Do you want Kili to grow up without his brother?”

Fili’s done a fair bit of growing up since then, but some things haven’t changed.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  characterstudy  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  warning:characterdeath-canon  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Round 2 -- Four Accidents (And One More), by anon
Later, he would say he did it as a joke -- another to crown the main event -- but the truth was, he wasn't sure exactly what impulse grabbed him. Without thinking, he pursed his lips and blew a kiss at her: a small glowing snowflake that struck her nose and made her go wide-eyed and snuffly for a moment. Her grip on him loosened, and he took the opportunity to wriggle free, scrambling until the wind could catch him up and pull him away, and he laughed to hear her shouting after him, all the sorts of things he at least hoped she wasn't saying in front of kids.

Or, really, in front of them was fine too, because sometimes the look on an adult's face was the best reward for a joke well-executed.

Years later, he'd look back on that blizzard and call it one of his finest works.

(That was around when he started practicing how to draw rabbits in frost; he made them all deceptively slim and soft-looking when bunched up, but when he gave them that extra burst of magic to bring them to life, they were fast and strong, leaping as high as his elbow and higher, and though their eyes had no color to them, he would sometimes scatter pine needles across their delicate fur and pretend.)
fic  comment!fic  m:riseoftheguardians  au:gender  c:rotg:jack  c:rotg:bunny  theme:firstmeetings  theme:UST  theme:shenanigans  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:friendship  opinion:sweet  p:rotg:bunny/jack  genre:het  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- a majestic flaw, by scribblscrabbl
“Um.” He casts a sideways glance at Fili, then Kili, who’ve stuck with him since they left the Shire, either to protect him or keep him from running away, he’s not quite sure yet. “I don’t mean to be rude but, is Thorin a bit, a tad bit—directionally challenged?”

He keeps his voice tactfully low but the few who hear him snort loudly. Thorin peers back over his shoulder with a furrowed brow.

“More than a bit.” Fili’s grin is full of mischief.

“Take a bit and add a lot to it.” Kili adds, with a frighteningly identical grin.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:roadtrip  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Frodo doesn't know what to make of all these dwarves, by anon
So I've read several stories of Bilbo meeting up with Thorin and company in the grey havens, but I'd like to see it from Frodos point of view.

What's his reaction when Bilbo gets mobbed by dwarves after stepping off the boat? And does he have a near heart attack when his uncle starts making out with the dwarven king? After all- I can't imagine that Bilbo ever told him that part of the story before.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  post-series  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:firstmeetings  theme:afterlife  theme:cominghome  theme:love  theme:HEA  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Tradition, by flit_st_fanfic
"Will someone please explain what's going on!" Bilbo shouted shrilly.

"Bifur is insisting that you marry his cousin to preserve Bofur's honor," Balin said.

"Wha - I - what?" Bilbo gaped.

Bofur, still dangling at the end of Bifur's arm, started to shout back in Khuzdul while gesturing wildly.

"Ah, and Bofur says his honor is just fine, thank you very much," Balin added, amused.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:bifur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:family  theme:cultureclash  theme:courtship  theme:clueless  humor  p:lotr:bilbo/bofur  genre:slash  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Night Watch - spaceylacey83 - The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Fill for this prompt on The Hobbit kink meme:"Fili and Kili share a night watch. They separate for a few minutes (checking opposite sides of the camp? getting a refill on a mug of tea?)... and that's the moment an orc patrol makes its stealthy attack, encountering only one watchman. To take the camp in its sleep, they'll have to kill him silently, and the best way to do that is to sneak up and strangle him. So when the other brother returns, he finds his brother struggling against an orc's grip on his throat, and a dozen more orcs just behind.

I'm not picky who's getting strangled and who's doing the rescuing. No actual death, please, though it can be a pretty close call, and no Fili/Kili, just good ol' brotherly feels."

Author's Note: It's really just an excuse for me to put Kíli in danger and have Fíli pull him back out. I couldn't tell you why this sort of thing appeals to me, but there you have it.

I also manged to post this story without the end, the first time. Bet that looked weird. [2151]
fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:totherescue!  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:family  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Just the Right Type - deathwailart - The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: Written for hobbit kink. Prompt: Bofur/Dwalin, Bofur likes big, strong women. So when he meets Dwalin he falls head over heels for her.

Bonus points
#1: Dwalin looks and acts exactly like he does in the movie: bald, tattooed head and all.
#2: If the more Dwalin uses her strength and height against Bofur the more turned on he gets.

Notes: Also features: the epic bromance of Thorin and Dwalin, long-suffering Balin, jokingly overprotective and ridiculous Fili and Kili and Dori's inability to restrain his mothering to Ori. [3649]
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:thorin  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  humor  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:first-time  unusualpairing  kink:powerplay  kink:wallsex  p:lotr:bofur/dwalin  genre:het  rating:r  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
darke_wulf: Naught But Dwarflings
Prompt: The night is ridiculously cold, and Dwalin is nearly freezing his arse off. So he decide that the best and most sensible thing is to do something he has not done since he was much, much younger. And that is to sneak under the covers with Balin.

Balin is not to happy at having a freezing cold younger brother curling himself around him, and they begin to bicker like a pair of much younger dwarfs.

The two of them manage to wake up the rest of the company.

+100 if Thorin is half awake and think that it's Kili and Fili who are making a fuss, and yell for them to settle down.
fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:cuddling  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- My Heart, My Home, by anon
Prompt: It struck as I was watching the movie again today, how most people in Middle Earth are all impressed by Gandalf's magic and Bilbo/hobbits just see him as this weird guy who visits occasionally and makes cool fireworks. On the one hand, the hobbits clearly don't know or understand a lot of what Gandalf is and does. But he likes being around them--maybe they do understand him in ways that the grimmer races don't, and he can just relax and enjoy a good pipe for once without having to prove anything.
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:gandalf  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:cominghome  warning:characterdeath-minor  theme:h/c  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Prompt Post 1 [CLOSED FOR PROMPTS] -- Sensing Hope, by anon
The biggest fight they ever had was the day that Bunny realised that they were friends and freaked out. He attempted to chase Jack away ‘for his own safety’, out of fear that Pitch would kill Jack for associating with a Guardian. For meaning something to Bunny.

Jack had fought back, determined to stay, and eventually they’d hammered out an agreement. On the surface, they weren’t friends. They bickered, they fought, they bad-mouthed each other within everyone’s hearing, did everything to keep up a facade of mutual animosity.

In the Warren however, they could laugh and keep each other company as they had been.

It was kind of fun in it’s own way. The biggest trick either of them pulled off was pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes about their friendship. [immediately post-movie]
fic  m:riseoftheguardians  c:rotg:jack  c:rotg:tooth  c:rotg:bunny  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:pining  theme:love  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  humor  p:rotg:bunny/jack  genre:slash  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 1 (closed to new prompts) -- untitled, by anon
“If I asked it, would you leave the group?”

“If you wished it, if you didn’t trust my skills in battle, I would. But since I know that’s not the case…” Bofur trailed off with a wry smile. He knew how this conversation went.

Thorin let out a pained chuckle. “And if I wished it because you were-“

Bofur cut him off. “Now, now, if you tell me I’m your weakness again my ego simply won’t be able to handle it. I am here to support you in your quest, and if other, more pleasant activities come of that, the better for me. And if not, well, you know I’ll follow you anyway.”

“I won’t…use you like that,” Thorin protested, finally turning to look directly at the other dwarf.

“And I won’t be used like that,” Bofur agreed seriously. “But let me be the judge of that.” His smile became mischievous. “Besides, you have need of my hammer.” When Thorin didn’t react, he waggled his eyebrows and leered. “My…hammer,” he repeated for emphasis. “One could say I am very proficient with it!” The waggling became more and more excessive until finally Thorin cracked, letting out a genuine snicker and shaking his head at his companion’s antics.
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:thorin  unusualpairing  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:love  kink:outdoors  p:lotr:bofur/thorin  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme  comment!fic 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Prompt Post 1 [CLOSED FOR PROMPTS] -- The Call of the Ica, by anon
Prompt: So, we can all admit that to go for 300 years without any social contact and not be completely insane (or evil) makes Jack pretty emotionally strong, right? I found this factoid that says "Dancing, singing, drawing, painting, playing a musical instrument, and masturbating can all help to combat depression."

So let's have some instances from Jack's 300 years of solitude where he did these things to keep himself sane! Including the "masturbating" part is not necessary, but I'll be pleased if anon does.^_^

Bonuses
+100 -- return to the present to have one or more of the Guardians notice that Jack has a lot of talents
+1000 -- When asked, Jack is evasive about how he gained these skills, that he spent so much time distracting himself from his loneliness
+10000000000 -- The instrument is a violin
fic  m:riseoftheguardians  c:rotg:jack  c:rotg:tooth  c:rotg:sandy  c:rotg:north  c:rotg:bunny  theme:sliceoflife  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:fixing  genre:gen  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Round 2 -- An Image of Frost, by stariceling
It was a completely innocent pastime, right up until Sandy caught him at it. They had all been waiting for North to show up for the last meeting before Christmas. Jack had his staff balanced across his shoulders, chatting with Tooth while she tried to direct her mini fairies and distracting her with his grin, and Bunny didn’t pass up the opportunity to indulge in a quick study while Jack’s back was to him.

He was completely lost in committing the lines of Jack’s lean body to paper when he felt the tickle of sand on his shoulder. Sandy, silent enough to sneak up on even him, was peering at his open sketchbook with undisguised interest.

“What?”

The image of Sandy’s comment was downright obscene.

Bunny yelped and swatted at the sand picture before anyone else could see. “Shut it! It’s nothing like that!” He was only drawing what he saw. It wasn’t his fault Jack’s trousers looked like they were painted on.
fic  m:riseoftheguardians  post-movie  c:rotg:bunny  c:rotg:jack  c:rotg:sandy  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  opinion:adorable  p:rotg:bunny/jack  genre:slash  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- stoke the fire, by sospes
He hasn’t got on with his brother since they hit puberty. It started small, just squabbles over who got the last chicken leg at dinner, but then at one drunken banquet Kili started making bitter, angry comments about how Fili’s smithing was dishonouring their noble ancestry and Fili told him archery was far too elvish for any dwarf who cared at all about his people – and Kili threw a punch that nearly broke his nose. The next morning Dis locked them in a room and forced them to talk, and Kili came out with two cracked ribs. Family gatherings have been tense and awkward ever since, and they haven’t spoken without coming to blows in a long time.
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  pre-movie  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:firstkiss  trope:soulmates  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- All This and Bacon Too, by anon
Concentrating on the bacon, Bilbo lost track of Bofur, until he looked around to call him for second breakfast, and was surprised to find him stradling a chair by the table, his chin propped up on his arms, and regarding Bilbo with a strange, somewhat soupy expression.

"What is it?" Bilbo asked, puzzled, looking about his person.

Bofur smiled. "Have I told you how much I love you?"

Bilbo rolled his eyes. "Bacon is what you love."
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  post-movie  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:bofur  theme:domesticity  theme:food  theme:dorksinlove  p:lotr:bilbo/bofur  opinion:cute  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- hitched my apple wagon to your star, by meretricula
"Look after your sister," were the last words Dis said to Kili before he and Fili left their home in the mountains for the lowlands, traveling to join their uncle at his forge in one of the towns of Men. Fili was standing right next to him, which made their mother's admonition all the stranger: why would Dis tell Kili to take care of Fili, when she was so clearly the taller and stronger of the two of them? Fili was better than he was with a sword or an axe, could outwrestle him four falls out of five, and already had a beard and mustache long enough to braid while Kili was still checking in every reflective surface for a hint of stubble. It felt disrespectful even to think of protecting Fili, as though all the years Fili had spent protecting him -- from the taunts of other children, from the dangers of the wild, even from their own parents, sometimes -- suddenly meant nothing, and without even looking he could sense she had gone stiff with hurt at their mother's words. There was no trace of it in Fili's voice as she said her farewells, and Kili, as in all things, followed her lead, but they were barely out of sight of their home before he reached for his sister's hand.

"Don't be frightened," she said immediately, just as he'd known she would, squeezing his fingers tight. "I'm right here."
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  pre-movie  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:ori  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:cultureclash  theme:firstkiss  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:het  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Things Kili are Fili are not allowed to do, *ever*, according to Uncle Thorin, by xiexiegirl
16. We are not allowed to "accidentally" knock someone in the river.
17. We are not allowed to say that we hear wargs when there are none, because it is mean and makes Dwalin twitchy.
18. We are not allowed to remind Thorin of Thranduil's general existence unless we want to be picking splinters from his shield out of our hair for weeks.
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:bilbo  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 1 -- those who wait, by sospes
Fili wakes up one morning and just knows.

It’s not a revelation that comes in a flash of light, a bolt of lightning – he doesn’t spend hours puzzling over the beating of his heart, the flutters in his stomach. He just opens his eyes to the firelight under Ered Luin, looks across to his brother, asleep in the next bed, and that’s it: he’s lost.
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-canon  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  trope:partnerbond  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:runningaway  theme:pining  theme:boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
avengers assemble - 3
She's never been into all that clean-cut, white-bread bullshit, but there's something about the Captain that makes Aisha want to just rip off his clothes and make the man scream. [WHY OH WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN FILLED YET?]
m:thelosers10  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:losers:aisha  c:avengers:steve  post:unfilled  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
december 2012 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 1 -- Meddling, by cactus_rabbit
Elrond may not be much of a fan, but to the younger elves, the visiting dwarves are unusual/exotic/kind of hot. Fili and Kili cut a wide swath through the impressionable young warriors of Rivendell during their stay.
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:oc  theme:shenanigans  humor  theme:snark  theme:onetime  OT?  p:lotr:fili/oc  p:lotr:kili/oc  genre:slash  genre:het  genre:femslash  rating:nc-17  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
december 2012 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 1 -- Thranduil, by fairjennet
"He's riding a moose," Lindir said.

"Pardon?" Elrond stood up straight and clasped his hands behind his back, adopting the manner of a wise and fierce elven lord so quickly that one would never suspect he'd been cooing at his horse only moments before. The horse looked reproachfully at Lindir.

"Thranduil. He's riding a moose."
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:elrond  c:lotr:lindir  missingscene  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  genre:gen  genre:crackish  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
december 2012 by scorpionvoices
Clint/Coulson Prompt Meme - Round 1 -- Take This Under Advisement, by anon
While most of SHIELD are away from the helicarrier for some reason or another, HYDRA attacks and takes it over. Clint, the only Avenger on the Helicarrier at the time of the attack and already injured from a previous mission, is taken hostage with the rest of the crew. Phil manages to escape capture and has to pull a John McClane to sneak around the base like the ninja he secretly is and kick HYDRA's collective ass.

Yippie-kai-yay, motherfuckers.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  post-movie  comment!fic  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:clint  theme:competency!!!  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  theme:injury  theme:snark  theme:friendship  genre:gen  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
september 2012 by scorpionvoices
avengers assemble - 5 -- My Words Whisper To You, by anonymous
When the rest of his team is kidnapped, SHIELD learns what Bruce really means when he threatens to lose control. [This Bruce struck me more as Earth's Mightiest Heroes than Marvel Movie 'verse, but he was super awesome either way.]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  ca:avengers  c:avengers:bruce  c:marvel:coulson  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:angst  theme:revenge  theme:friendship  theme:love  mood:dark  opinion:awesome  opinion:creepy  p:marvel:bruce/tony  genre:slash  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme  comment!fic 
july 2012 by scorpionvoices
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