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The Waiting Game - Increasing_Paranoia - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"Do you remember how I told you that I have two names?" Jim asks.

"Vaguely," Bones finally responds. Jim shoots Spock a look and the Vulcan takes over the narration.

"I, also, have two names, Leonard," he tells the doctor.

"It's the same name," Jim interrupts gleefully.

"Uh, congrats?" McCoy asks more than states. "So, who's the lucky guy or gal?"

"His name is John Grimm," Spock informs him. McCoy carefully avoids breaking his coffee mug. [5902]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  m:doom  c:startrek:bones  c:doom:reaper  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  trope:sameactor  trope:soulmates  OT3  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:secrets  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:friendstolovers  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:HEA  p:startrek:kirk/spock  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy/spock  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
Five Times Leonard McCoy Agreed with That Green-Blooded SOB - damalur - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
A Vulcan, a doctor, and Jim Kirk walk into a bar on Betazed. Before and after that, some other things happen. [1900]
With uncanny accuracy, Jim tracks them down; he turns up, bleeding from three places and with a comm code scrawled in ink across one cheek, just as Bones is settling into a promising argument with Spock.

Bones sighs. Jim bleeding always does put a damper on things.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:competency!!!  theme:establishedrelationship  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
Satisfactory - damalur - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Advancing a relationship with Leonard McCoy only seems logical, particularly after Spock hears that the good doctor carried his katra in another life. [5674]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  trope:matchmaking  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  o:adorable  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:slash  r:pg  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
Rules and Regulations - WerewolvesAreReal - Star Trek: The Original Series [Archive of Our Own]
Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. [740]
ficlet  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:snark  ge:gen  r:pg  a:werewolvesarereal  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
people are afraid of what they don't understand, "We provide… leverage" Star Trek!Leverage AU...
Star Trek!Leverage AU
↳ After years of an abusive childhood, Jim Kirk’s faith in the legal system dies after seeing his influential step-father walk free, even after his testimony. Ten years later, he leads a team of highly skilled criminals with the sole purpose of assuring that justice is done when everything else fails.
*want*  gif{s}  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:uhura  au:fusion  tv:leverage  @tumblr 
october 2014 by scorpionvoices
Of Twin Stars and Other Eccentric Satellites - winterhill - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
A year into the mission, Spock and Jim have got on with things and are well on their way to that great destined friendship -- or maybe more. There’s spanner in the works, though, when a group of colonists exploring an unknown part of New Vulcan go missing, and the Enterprise crew is called in to help. The problem? The Vulcan High Council has insisted they take a guide — Spock’s wife, T’Pring. [30,874]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:t'pring  c:stratrek:stonn  c:startrek:spockprime  case-file  theme:totherescue!  theme:stranded  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:pining  theme:firstkiss  theme:competency!!!  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:love  p:startrek:spock/t'pring  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:winterhill  @ao3 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Under the Milky Way, Tonight - jouissant - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
She's not sure when this became a thing, them drinking and him propositioning her and Spock. She can't remember when it started, and it must have been gradual because Nyota knows once upon a time she would have shut that shit down post fucking haste, and he'd never have said another word. But Kirk is sneaky, and he snuck up on her, and now he's here, sitting next to her on the banquette with the smiling eyes and the booming laughter and the hand on Spock's shoulder and it's like…why didn't she think of this herself? [4107]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  theme:friendstolovers  pov:coc  kink:powers  p:startrek:spock/uhura  p:startrek:kirk/spock/uhura  ge:het  ge:multi  r:nc-17  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
oh, what I wouldn't do (for you) - canistakahari - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Just after the end of their first five year mission, Jim and Bones buy an apartment together and take a sabbatical. The only problem is, Bones can't sleep. He really, really can't fucking sleep. [6546]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:earthside  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:domesticity  theme:insomnia  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:fixing  theme:love  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:nc-17  a:canistakahari  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Survivors - Chapter 1 - Eligh - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The Federation has been torn apart by an invading alien force, and Spock, now a rebel, has had everything he once cared about ripped from him. But a chance raid on a prison produces an unlikely survivor, and with his rescue, Spock's life begins to come back into focus. [95,812] [Features interesting OCs, intense action and drama, extensive plottins, and all the emotional hemorrhaging you could ask for. Definitely recommended.]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:sybok  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:stonn  c:startrek:oc  c:startrek:ensemble  theme:war  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:totherescue!  theme:emotionalconstipation  trope:amnesia  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:permanentinjury  theme:sacrifice  theme:marriage  trope:partnerbond  theme:HEA  warning:characterdeath-sortof  theme:resurrection  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  ge:drama  ge:action  r:nc-17  @ao3  l:novel  w:torture 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
For Gladness of You - kariye - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
In which shit goes down in no particular order: Jim almost starts a war, Spock gets tortured, Jim gets kidnapped, Jim gets tortured, Spock gets not-quite-kidnapped, Jim takes the Enterprise joyriding, and mysterious Vulcans with their even more mysterious leader hop a ride for a few weeks. But that’s not what the story’s about. It’s about this: Jim was always going to fall in love with Spock – boldly, recklessly. He just didn’t expect to stay that way. A story about getting over all that. [51,055]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:cupcake  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:captivity  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:competency!!!  theme:totherescue!  theme:selfrescue  theme:grief  theme:sacrifice  theme:PTSD  theme:foundfamily  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:nc-17  @ao3 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
Midnight Judges - lettered - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
In the two weeks following the events of Star Trek Into Darkness, a Starfleet officer tries to put Starfleet back together again.

As a friend pointed out, anyone looking for a fic with plot and subtlety should probably not read this fic. It might work whether you liked the movie or not, but I wrote it in order to address multiple aspects of fail. It should probably be titled, Why I Love Starfleet. [16,708]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:oc  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:chapel  c:startrek:numberone  c:startrek:gaila  c:startrek:m'benga  c:startrek:kirk  theme:politics  theme:genderqueer  theme:aftermath  theme:fixing  worldbuilding  theme:injury  theme:destiny  theme:fix-it  theme:grief  theme:friendship  theme:timetravel  genre:gen  r:pg  a:lettered  @ao3 
june 2013 by scorpionvoices
igrockspock: Fourteen Days of Shitty Coffee
Starfleet Medical's cafeteria serves the worst coffee. Nyota drinks it in slow little sips anyway, like she's sitting at her favorite coffee shop in Nairobi. When she's finished filing her reports, she clicks off her padd and snaps the stylus back into its clip.

The corridor leading to Jim's room feels very long. [1500]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:injury  theme:foundfamily  p:startrek:spock/uhura  genre:het  r:pg-13  a:igrockspock  @lj 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
Trust - SailorSol - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"You're awake!" she says, and Jim can't help the small smile that tugs at his lips.

"You are too."

His mother scowls at him. "You have a terrible sense of humor, James Tiberius Kirk." [848] [post-Into Darkness]
ficlet  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:winona  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:family  theme:foundfamily  genre:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
If You’re Into It - canistakahari - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Five things Jim didn’t know about Bones (and one thing he already did).

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Jim scrunches up his face. “Ketchup isn’t an *ingredient*.”

“No,” agrees McCoy, happily digging into the rapidly-congealing pasta. “It’s a food group.” [7498]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  theme:timegap  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  kink:publicsex  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3  style:fivethings  a:canistakahari 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
chromatography - 8611 - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Leonard McCoy has a perfectly boring, average life. Or he would, if you ignored the part where he's a witch, his best friend is dating an undead guy, and he's got a very peeved shapeshifter on his tail. [9110]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:modern  au:magicalrealism  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:gaila  theme:witches  theme:shapeshifters  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  opinion:cute  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  a:8611  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
daunt: Cuppa Bonding (more Star Trek/Sherlock... | sometimes daunting
While I still think Bones would rip John a new one for carrying around a ‘barbaric weapon from the stone age’ (“Oh, I see. Well, why not just beat them to death with a rock, it’s just as civilized!”) and John would ask him if he ‘ever stops complaining’…I think they would bond in MANY OTHER WAYS.

Like. Shared exasperation. And adoration for their lifepartners.
art:fanart  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  tv:sherlock  c:startrek:bones  c:SH:watson  c:startrek:kirk  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  artist:daunt  @tumblr 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Only Good for Legends - leupagus, screamlet - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
That epic AU where Spock never joined Starfleet; instead he became a cop who arrests Jim Kirk twenty-three times in two years for being a public nuisance. Also featuring the zany adventures of Amanda Grayson, Winona Kirk, Leonard McCoy, T'Pring, T'Pau, and Sybok. Covers the four years preceding Star Trek Reboot, the events of the movie, and some five years and change afterwards. [149,677 words; no, that is not a typo]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:winona  c:startrek:amanda  c:startrek:sybok  c:startrek:numberone  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:t'pring  c:startrek:bones  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:family  theme:injury  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:clueless  theme:aftermath  theme:cuddling  theme:cultureclash  theme:domesticity  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:h/c  theme:HEA  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:scars  p:startrek:kirk/spock  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:leupagus  author:screamlet  @ao3  length:novel 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
_seven_crows: Murphy's Law of Jim Kirk Diplomacy
"Great," Kirk says. "In the end, it's not going to be punching someone in the face, or shooting something, or even in some barfight – it's going to be a goddamned diplomatic mission gone wrong that does me in." [5032]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  theme:friendship  theme:injury  theme:stranded  theme:illness  trope:huddlingforwarmth  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:_seven_crows  @lj 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Laws of Ownership - thefarofixer - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Jim isn’t sure what exactly he was expecting when he blasted the lock on the cargo bay door of the Orion Raider Ship they’d just boarded but a room full of small mewling balls of fur certainly wasn’t it. He’d hoped for the best and prepared himself for the worst but somehow this had never entered his thoughts as a possibility.

“Did we just save a ship full of kittens?” Jim asks in disbelief.

“I have never encountered kittens with such large fangs before,” Chekov says, walking up to stand next to him. “Zen again this is why I joined Starfleet.”

“To save kittens?” Jim asks, distractedly holstering his phaser.

“To seek out new life,” Chekov replies with an easy shrug. “I vas thinking more along the lines of intelligent life, but I do not complain.” [4384]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  ensemble  theme:clueless  trope:stealth!dating  humor  shenanigans  opinion:sweet  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  p:startrek:kirk/spock  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
canis_takahari: Nowhere With You
“Speaking of Leonard,” says Sam cheerfully, the corners of his eyes crinkling up. “How’s the sex life? Are you satisfied and fulfilled?”

Jim lets out a completely involuntary sound that bears passing resemblance to the noise cats make when you accidentally step on their tails. “Oh my god,” he says, putting his hands over his ears. “Oh my god. Tradition over. I’m going home. I’m putting myself on an ice floe.”

“What?” says Sam innocently. “I’m just registering polite interest about my little brother’s personal life. Sisters talk about stuff like this. Aurelan told me so.”

“Please, just let me die,” chants Jim, turning his gaze up to the roof of the hut.

“Is he loud? He seems like he’d be loud in bed,” continues Sam serenely.

“I’ve made a terrible mistake,” babbles Jim. “Clearly I never should’ve allowed you to meet Bones. Hanukkah is cancelled.”

“Jimmy,” Sam says, plowing relentlessly on. “Just tell me one thing. You use protection, right? I’m only asking out of concern.”

“Oh dear lord, look over there, the camp stove is on fire,” says Jim loudly, pointing over Sam’s shoulder.

Bless his big brother for turning to look. Really. He’s the best. Jim reaches for the walleye.

When Sam turns back around, Jim slaps him in the face with his fish. [7100]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:modern  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:sam  c:startrek:winona  theme:holidays  theme:family  theme:love  theme:snark  hilarity  theme:establishedrelationship  opinion:adorable  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:fluff  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @lj  for-kayla  for-cindy  favs:startrek  a:canistakahari 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
lazulisong: Cat and Dog Life
“What the hell is that,” says Leonard, pointing at the cat. A month of good food and sleeping partly on Spock and mostly on Chris’s face has made Jim -- he just looks like a Jim -- sleek and plush. He’s a lot more energetic than Spock had ever dreamed of being, and he likes to play a game where he waits until Spock is napping and then takes a running leap onto his head. As cats do, apparently.

“Spock’s pet cat,” says Chris.

Leonard stares at him.

“Hey,” says Chris, spreading his hands. “I just live here.” [1500]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:modern  au:nothuman  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:adoption  theme:domesticity  humor  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:lazulisong  @dw  for-kayla  for-cindy 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Two Gay Uncles series
Chris kisses him because he can't help it, because he's alive and flirting like he didn't almost die and irritating the hell out of Chris with his laughter and his smart mouth and his never-say-die attitude. He kisses him gently and thoroughly, promising him everything with his mouth and his hands, and it isn't until he hears Jim's "Awwwww, maaaaaan," that he pulls away to look up at Jim.

Kirk's got a faintly alarmed look on his face like he's walked in on something more explicit than just kissing. Out of the corner of his eye, Pike can see Archer grinning like it's the funniest thing ever, which Pike is willing to admit that it possibly is. "Jim--"

Kirk shakes his head, his hands up in a gesture of denial. "Oh, no, no, no, don't even try to explain this to me. This shit is like walking in on your parents." He turns towards the door. "Let me know when you're decent."

"It's not like we're naked, goddammit," Pike says in outrage while Archer shakes with silent laughter.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  series  post-movie  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:archer  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  favs:startrek  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  timegap  p:startrek:archer/pike  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  genre:slash  r:nc-17  a:robanybody  @lj 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
sarkasticfics: Twice Shy
Bones is a werewolf.

The moment he meant James Kirk, got a good whiff of his scent, he knew he was fucked.

He had thought those stories about werewolves scenting their mate were all bullshit.

But the stories about mating for life have got to be fake, right? Right?
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  theme:werewolves  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:UST  theme:love  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  p:startrek:spock/uhura  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:nc-17  genre:action  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  @lj 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
writer_klmeri: Of Sacraments and War
John Grimm, now the Chief Medical Officer of the Enterprise and a fairly likeable man named Leonard McCoy, is beginning to feel like a human again. Then the Enterprise encounters the SS Botany Bay, and events quickly spiral into chaos. The Reaper meets an opponent not unlike himself; except Khan believes the strong has an obligation to rule the weak, and the only way to stop Khan from commandeering the Enterprise is for John to balance on the edge between human and Other, without losing sight of what it means to be both. [38,487]
fic  crossover  trope:oneandthesame  theme:immortality  theme:angst  theme:totherescue!  theme:selfrescue  case-file  mood:quietdesperation  theme:aftermath  theme:competency!!!  theme:fixing  theme:friendship  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:role-reversal  quality:good  m:doom  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:doom:reaper  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:khan  l:long  r:r  @lj  ge:drama  ge:gen  ge:action 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART TEN [CLOSED] -- Your Heart Done Got Blessed, by anon
Bones is a true Southerner. He might have cleaned up his accent a bit but he still knows how to lay on the charm and work it.

Five times times Bones got away with an insult by adding 'bless your/his/her heart' to the end of it and the one time someone called him out. Because you can get away with murder with that line (i.e. that baby was the ugliest little thing, bless his heart.)
fic  post-movie  theme:friendship  humor  for-kayla  style:fivethings  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:ensemble  c:startrek:kirk  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  l:short  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:anonymous 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
waketosleep: Holosuitein' Ain't Cheatin'
Gaila waved her hand. "Anyway, I asked Jim to teach me about Earth culture and he told me about Rule 34. 'If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, then you must make some.'"

Uhura stopped working. She looked up at Jim slowly, and then just as slowly shook her head at him. Jim tried to look innocent. [2100]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  timegap  c:startrek:gaila  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  theme:shenanigans  hilarity  theme:friendship  @DW  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  r:r  a:waketosleep 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART TWELVE [CLOSED]
Five times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk's genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk's input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn't have to.
fic  comment!fic  post-movie  theme:friendship  theme:competency!!!  humor  style:fivethings  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:chekov  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:rand  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:ensemble  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:anonymous  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
ethrosdemon: Don't Accept A Ride From James T. Kirk. Walk.
Jim polishes off his thimbleful of narcotic and surveys Bones in the ambient light from the street--his hair's still nearly perfect, his eyebrows up-swept almost to the point of Vulcan beauty, shirtless in a pair of 'Fleet-issued pajama pants, eyelids dropped half closed in sleepiness.

"What did I do to deserve you?" Jim says, because it's edging towards dawn, and he's hopped up on opium, and honestly he just doesn't know.

"Oh good lord, here we go. Don't cry on my good sheets, Nancy," Bones turns in the doorway and flaps his hand at Jim.

Jim feels...full. Maybe this is contentment. He's not sure.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  timegap  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  hilarity  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  slash  r:r  a:ethrosdemon  opinion:awesome  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
londondrowning: and you take me the way i am
“That’s different. I’m not ever going to leave you for anybody I just screw around with. We’re friends, which is why - we don’t screw around with each other because you matter, okay? And I wouldn’t have even had to think about this stuff if you hadn’t gone and flashed your stupid, smooth legs at me, so when you think about this, it’s entirely your fault.”

Bones stares at him in dead silence. For long enough that Jim starts realizing how epically stupid he just sounded.

“That was the most emotionally constipated way of telling a woman you love her that I’ve ever heard in my entire life,” she finally says.

“I’m special,” Jim says sulkily.

“You’re an idiot.” Then she’s pulling her shirt over her head, tossing it aside before Jim can so much as blink. “And I’m about to contract the world’s first case of sexually transmitted idiocy.” [3483]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:gender  timegap  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:jealousy  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  humor  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  genre:het  pitchperfect  author:londondrowning  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
vaingirlfic: It's the Grammar of Skin (peel it back, let me in)
In the tense aftermath of the Narada, Spock and Uhura break things off. Kirk may possibly object to this a little (or a lot). Then there's the standard away mission of doom that changes everything.
They've always wanted the same things, her and Spock, or so close the difference hardly matters. Always, so it's no surprise that he lets go of her and takes Jim by the hips to move him closer, those long, weirdly delicate looking fingers leaving bright red marks that will bruise fair skin.
fic  post-movie  ot3  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:first-time  theme:love  trope:sexpollen  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  p:startrek:kirk/spock/uhura  ge:slash  ge:het  r:nc-17  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: This Is Not A Love Song
Every week is some new disaster that keeps McCoy and Chapel up for days trying to find a cure, the cure seems to always be for some hapless away team member (usually Kirk), McCoy yells and stomps around at them for being so stupid (usually Kirk), he and Chapel spend a few hours in his office having mini-breakdowns over who almost died this week (usually Kirk) while taking a drink to steady their nerves before someone (usually Kirk) drags them into the rec room for a friendly game of cards or pool or foozball to relax them.

Or as Kirk says, "You fuckers drink too much. Come beat me at a game for once, it'll make you feel better." And Christine and McCoy sigh and roll their eyes and follow him to the rec room where McCoy lounges on the couch and snipes at Kirk all night long while Christine plays whatever game he suggests and does her damnedest to beat him.
fic  post-movie  ot3  theme:friendship  theme:aftermath  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:first-time  theme:snark  hilarity  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:chapel  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  ge:slash  ge:het  r:nc-17  a:robanybody  o:awesome  o:sweet  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
Stars in My Pocket - Penknife - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Starfleet is full of people who are trying to be perfect. He and Bones are just trying not to fuck things up as badly as they have thus far.

On the bright side, Jim figures that can't actually be too hard. [2340]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-prologue  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:angst  theme:firstkiss  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  a:penknife  @AO3  remix  r:pg-13 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
lazulisong: The 80/20 Theory As Applied To Cats on The Bed
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock's rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock's dignity may never be the same. [4000]
fic  post-movie  hilarity  theme:friendship  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  ge:crack  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  a:lazulisong  r:pg-13  @lj 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
the_dala: Scars Are Souvenirs You Never Lose
They’re not the kind of scars that give a man character – a pathetically romantic notion in a society where the most invasive surgery leaves nary a mark on the skin. Some have faded to white but the thicker, deeper ones are shiny-pink still. He’s read about ritual scarification in some Earth societies but here there is none of the symmetry usually found in such marks: they’re scattered at random over the planes of Jim’s face. They are ugly and painful and McCoy can’t doctor, magic, or curse them away.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  theme:scars  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:love  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  r:nc-17  the_dala  @lj 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
6street: Five times the crew did some family-friendly bonding (and one time they had an orgy instead)
Kirk finally looked over his shoulder and found his entire bridge crew huddled behind the captain's chair, looking terribly concerned. "Am I interrupting something here?"

"Captain, your emotional reaction to--" Spock began somberly, but McCoy interrupted.

"Dammit, Jim, stop making those sad eyes! What's it going to take to cheer you up, an orgy?"

"Well, I wouldn't say no to an orgy," Kirk said slowly.

After a few seconds of stunned silence prevailing on the bridge, Chekov chirped, "Okay!"
fic  OT?  gsf  LOLZ  for-kayla  style:fivethings  u:startrek  m:startrek09  ge:crack  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:chekov  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:ensemble  theme:team!  theme:shenanigans  ge:slash  ge:het  r:r  o:awesome  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART FOUR [CLOSED] -- untitled, by raphaela667
A week into his tenure at the Academy, Jim Kirk drops out of his Tactics class because - quote - his professor is an asshole. He cannot be persuaded to rejoin the class, and he cannot be persuaded to take it over the intranet. Chris finds a loophole that says if Kirk can prove fluency in at least three Federation languages and pass a second year Tactics exam, possibly while doing the hula, then he can skip the first year requirement. He takes it to Kirk, who sighs, says he can speak Lurisian and Standard, and that he's not doing the hula. His roommate growls that he'll do what's goddamned asked of him.

Kirk grumbles right back, but he eventually agrees.

So, the next thing Chris has to do is get Spock of Vulcan to do him a favor.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  comment!fic  missingscene  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  humor  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:shenanigans  p:startrek:kirk/spock  g:slash  r:pg  challenge:kinkmeme  o:awesome  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
brownbetty: Heel Turn
“Are you crocheting?” he asks, just to be a dick.

“Knitting, sir,” says Sulu.

“Is that allowed?” asks Rand, uncertainly. “On the bridge, I mean?”

“You're allowed to do your bead thing,” says Sulu, without looking up from his thread squiggle.

“The subha are part of my expression of my religious principles!” she protests.

“Well, maybe socks are my religion,” says Sulu, stubbornly. Rand looks outraged, and a little like someone who schedules bridge shifts, so Sulu intelligently adds, “Or, uh, maybe not.” [2069]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  oneshot  genre:crackish  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  hilarity  theme:knitting  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  genre:gen  @DW  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
affectingly: These Kids, They Lost Their Graces
"The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce! All I got left is my bones," says Jim's crazed neighbor. Then he offers Jim his flask.

Jim's always had an appreciation for crazy. "Jim Kirk," he replies, accepting the drink.

"McCoy, Leonard McCoy."

"Just your bones, huh?"

"I had some self-respect, too, but then I found myself here."

Jim laughs at this, and the Bones character cracks a smile. "Bones," Jim says absentmindedly, taking another sip.

"Huh?"

And that settles that. [9,329]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  missingscene  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:UST  theme:first-time  theme:angst  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  r:nc-17  favs:startrek  for-kayla  o:awesome  admin:retag  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
eatsyourface: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
It has been 506 hours since the malfunctioning android, designation Spock, went on the run from the House of Sarek. In Riverside, Iowa, Spock is approached by Jim Kirk to fix his house. In time, the house will be flooded, a fire will be averted, and Kirk will attempt to abseil down a quarry. But most importantly, Amanda has been gone for 530 hours. [20,100]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:justalittledifferent  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:runningaway  theme:grief  theme:friendship  genre:gen  rating:pg  challenge:bigbang  @DW 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
waldorph: There is a Thing, Because the Thing Is
"What'd be good?"

"The sex," Kirk replies. Ah, now Scotty can see that he's tryin' to drown his sorrows. Or his...sexual frustration. Whatever.

Scotty's pretty sure Kirk could be in there. "You could be in there," he says seriously, intent. Gotta get this across: very important.

"Scotty," Kirk says, looking pained. "Spock's a- a gen'lman. Deserves..." he waves his hands around vaguely. Scotty's not sure why Spock deserves a dead fish. "Y'know. Relationship."

Ah, not a dead fish, then. [694]
ficlet  u:startrek  m:startrek09  oneshot  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:kirk  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  opinion:cute  humor  p:startrek:kirk/spock  genre:slash  a:waldorph  r:pg-13  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
canis_takahari: Aftershocks
Jim Kirk turns down Pike’s challenge, and doesn’t get on the Starfleet recruiting shuttle. But neither does Leonard McCoy, who’s actually been in Iowa for six months already, doing fuck-all. Becoming drinking buddies seems like a natural progression. [29,154]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:justalittledifferent  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:illness  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  challenge:bigbang  quality:good  favs:startrek  for-kayla  @lj  a:canistakahari 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
reccea: Four Letter Words
"You keep saying it, and one of these days you’ll actually mean it." ||| Five times Bones had to tell Kirk he loved him, and one time he didn't have to say anything at all.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  missingscene  post-series  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:angst  theme:clueless  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:firstkiss  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  style:fivethings  o:awesome  r:pg-13  @lj 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
ayalesca: Cowboys Lost At Sea
Jim and McCoy are trapped, together and alone, in a strange world made up of their memories and desires. In a world where almost anything they want comes into existence, there is no hiding from their desires, each other, or themselves. [16000]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  length:long  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  worldbuilding  theme:captivity  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:first-time  theme:grief  theme:transformation  theme:angst  theme:trapped  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  warning:characterdeath-sortof  happyending  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  style:philosophical  challenge:bigbang  favs:startrek  @lj 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
dira: Sing About Tragedy
"I've got you. Shh, you're all right. Go on, let it go. I've got you."

"I don't--" Jim gasped, and it was still, still so fucking weird. "I'm not--it isn't my--"

"It's yours now," McCoy repeated. "Even if no one else in the galaxy believes it or understands, you're a survivor of Vulcan. Spock made you one." [6035]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  missingscene  earthside  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:grief  theme:angst  trope:sexualhealing  theme:h/c  thinky  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  r:nc-17  a:dsudis  quality:good  @DW 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
jedibuttercup: This So Called Chaos
(being an organizational post for the Reboot stories by Jedi Buttercup, listed in timeline order, most of which are standalones-- but all of which occur in the same continuous fictive universe).

Last Updated: 8/21/2010
Current Story Count: 15
Current Word Count: 29,200
fic  series  missingscene  post-series  theme:angst  theme:fixing  theme:grief  theme:growingup  favs:startrek  for-kayla  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:ensemble  c:startrek:gaila  ge:gen  a:jedibuttercup  o:awesome  r:pg-13  @lj 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
mardia: Satellite Heart
For the longest time, McCoy leaves the piano in the rec room alone. Never mind that it was originally his to begin with. [~4500]
fic  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:clueless  theme:angst  theme:firstkiss  kirk/mccoy  mardia  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:ensemble  ge:fluff  ge:slash  r:pg  @lj 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
chaletian: Mr Kirk of Iowa
President Bartlet requests the pleasure of a meeting with Captain James T. Kirk. (Sequel to This Is What's Next.)
fic  au:fusion  post-series  humor  worldbuilding  theme:snark  u:startrek  m:startrek09  tv:westwing  c:startrek:kirk  c:westwing:cj  c:westwing:bartlett  c:westwing:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  ge:gen  r:pg  a:chaletian  @lj 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
corpus_invictus: An Unfair Wager
Notes: Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt found here:
"1. Vulcans' hands are erogenous zones
2. Data PADDs are not ergonomic even a little bit
3. Spock is a workaholic
Conclusion: carpal tunnel. Achey, cracking joints, swollen wrists, general misery! Someone massages his hands to make him feel better! He's turned on because they're really good at it! Kinky hand-obsessive sex ensues."
Ummm. I wrote hand porn. Again. I have no shame. Also I totally BSed the bits about Vulcan bone structure, so if it goes against canon Vulcan anatomy, I apologize.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  tobetagged 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
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