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The Waiting Game - Increasing_Paranoia - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"Do you remember how I told you that I have two names?" Jim asks.

"Vaguely," Bones finally responds. Jim shoots Spock a look and the Vulcan takes over the narration.

"I, also, have two names, Leonard," he tells the doctor.

"It's the same name," Jim interrupts gleefully.

"Uh, congrats?" McCoy asks more than states. "So, who's the lucky guy or gal?"

"His name is John Grimm," Spock informs him. McCoy carefully avoids breaking his coffee mug. [5902]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  m:doom  c:startrek:bones  c:doom:reaper  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  trope:sameactor  trope:soulmates  OT3  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:secrets  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:friendstolovers  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:HEA  p:startrek:kirk/spock  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy/spock  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
A Quiet Mind - Increasing_Paranoia - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
After an unfortunate telepathic incident leaves McCoy in a coma, Spock reluctantly agrees to perform a mind meld on the doctor. He finds the human's mind unexpectedly quiet. [4843]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  m:doom  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  c:doom:reaper  trope:sameactor  theme:immortality  theme:injury  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:fixing  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:pre-slash  ge:drama  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
Five Times Leonard McCoy Agreed with That Green-Blooded SOB - damalur - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
A Vulcan, a doctor, and Jim Kirk walk into a bar on Betazed. Before and after that, some other things happen. [1900]
With uncanny accuracy, Jim tracks them down; he turns up, bleeding from three places and with a comm code scrawled in ink across one cheek, just as Bones is settling into a promising argument with Spock.

Bones sighs. Jim bleeding always does put a damper on things.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:competency!!!  theme:establishedrelationship  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
Satisfactory - damalur - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Advancing a relationship with Leonard McCoy only seems logical, particularly after Spock hears that the good doctor carried his katra in another life. [5674]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  trope:matchmaking  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  o:adorable  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:slash  r:pg  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
The Ask and the Answer - icarus_chained - Star Trek: The Original Series [Archive of Our Own]
"Are you trying to kill me, Spock? Is that what you really want?"

Spock had never considered what he wanted from the doctor, until McCoy had asked him and suddenly he was faced with answering. In the aftermath of Sarpeidon, he struggles to understand his own response, and what it might mean. [2400]
fic  u:startrek  tv:startrekTOS  episoderelated  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  characterstudy  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:pining  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:icarus_chained  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
Crash-courses in Therianthropy - icarus_chained - Star Trek: The Original Series [Archive of Our Own]
Leonard McCoy always hated shore leave, waiting for the next bloody idiot to come back broke up when half of sickbay were busy getting smashed on Andorian ale planetside. When Pavel Chekov came back from shore leave with bite-wounds and a condition that threatened to endanger a whole sub-community on the Enterprise, he considered that hatred well-justified.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:chekov  c:startrek:sulu  theme:werewolves  theme:weresomethings  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:secrets  theme:friendship  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:icarus_chained  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
people are afraid of what they don't understand, "We provide… leverage" Star Trek!Leverage AU...
Star Trek!Leverage AU
↳ After years of an abusive childhood, Jim Kirk’s faith in the legal system dies after seeing his influential step-father walk free, even after his testimony. Ten years later, he leads a team of highly skilled criminals with the sole purpose of assuring that justice is done when everything else fails.
*want*  gif{s}  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:uhura  au:fusion  tv:leverage  @tumblr 
october 2014 by scorpionvoices
oh, what I wouldn't do (for you) - canistakahari - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Just after the end of their first five year mission, Jim and Bones buy an apartment together and take a sabbatical. The only problem is, Bones can't sleep. He really, really can't fucking sleep. [6546]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:earthside  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:domesticity  theme:insomnia  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:fixing  theme:love  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:nc-17  a:canistakahari  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Survivors - Chapter 1 - Eligh - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The Federation has been torn apart by an invading alien force, and Spock, now a rebel, has had everything he once cared about ripped from him. But a chance raid on a prison produces an unlikely survivor, and with his rescue, Spock's life begins to come back into focus. [95,812] [Features interesting OCs, intense action and drama, extensive plottins, and all the emotional hemorrhaging you could ask for. Definitely recommended.]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:sybok  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:stonn  c:startrek:oc  c:startrek:ensemble  theme:war  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:totherescue!  theme:emotionalconstipation  trope:amnesia  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:permanentinjury  theme:sacrifice  theme:marriage  trope:partnerbond  theme:HEA  warning:characterdeath-sortof  theme:resurrection  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  ge:drama  ge:action  r:nc-17  @ao3  l:novel  w:torture 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
For Gladness of You - kariye - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
In which shit goes down in no particular order: Jim almost starts a war, Spock gets tortured, Jim gets kidnapped, Jim gets tortured, Spock gets not-quite-kidnapped, Jim takes the Enterprise joyriding, and mysterious Vulcans with their even more mysterious leader hop a ride for a few weeks. But that’s not what the story’s about. It’s about this: Jim was always going to fall in love with Spock – boldly, recklessly. He just didn’t expect to stay that way. A story about getting over all that. [51,055]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:cupcake  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:captivity  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:competency!!!  theme:totherescue!  theme:selfrescue  theme:grief  theme:sacrifice  theme:PTSD  theme:foundfamily  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:nc-17  @ao3 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
igrockspock: Fourteen Days of Shitty Coffee
Starfleet Medical's cafeteria serves the worst coffee. Nyota drinks it in slow little sips anyway, like she's sitting at her favorite coffee shop in Nairobi. When she's finished filing her reports, she clicks off her padd and snaps the stylus back into its clip.

The corridor leading to Jim's room feels very long. [1500]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:injury  theme:foundfamily  p:startrek:spock/uhura  genre:het  r:pg-13  a:igrockspock  @lj 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
If You’re Into It - canistakahari - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Five things Jim didn’t know about Bones (and one thing he already did).

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Jim scrunches up his face. “Ketchup isn’t an *ingredient*.”

“No,” agrees McCoy, happily digging into the rapidly-congealing pasta. “It’s a food group.” [7498]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  theme:timegap  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  kink:publicsex  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3  style:fivethings  a:canistakahari 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
chromatography - 8611 - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Leonard McCoy has a perfectly boring, average life. Or he would, if you ignored the part where he's a witch, his best friend is dating an undead guy, and he's got a very peeved shapeshifter on his tail. [9110]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:modern  au:magicalrealism  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:gaila  theme:witches  theme:shapeshifters  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  opinion:cute  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  a:8611  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Sweater Song - canistakahari - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Once upon a time, I found a cartoon on deviantART of Bones from when he meets Jim on the shuttle. In the comments, the artist had described Bones thusly: "I'm from Georgia and I'm wearing forty sweaters and I haven't washed my hair in a week but we should be friends." I use it as my personal message on MSN. jou saw it and loved it. She drew a comic where Bones wears forty sweaters for me. In return, I wrote about Spock wearing twenty-eight point three sweaters. The end. IDEK, you guys. [475]
ficlet  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  genre:gen  genre:fluff  genre:crackish  rating:pg  @ao3  a:canistakahari 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
daunt: John Watson & Leonard McCoy….and... | sometimes daunting
"Oh my god, should we interrupt them?"

"What, and ruin this potentially hazardous, universe-altering situation?"

"Honestly, they might hurt themselves."

"They *always* hurt themselves. Hell if they listen to a goddamn word I say."
art:fanart  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:startrek:bones  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  artist:daunt  @tumblr 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
daunt: Cuppa Bonding (more Star Trek/Sherlock... | sometimes daunting
While I still think Bones would rip John a new one for carrying around a ‘barbaric weapon from the stone age’ (“Oh, I see. Well, why not just beat them to death with a rock, it’s just as civilized!”) and John would ask him if he ‘ever stops complaining’…I think they would bond in MANY OTHER WAYS.

Like. Shared exasperation. And adoration for their lifepartners.
art:fanart  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  tv:sherlock  c:startrek:bones  c:SH:watson  c:startrek:kirk  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  artist:daunt  @tumblr 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Only Good for Legends - leupagus, screamlet - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
That epic AU where Spock never joined Starfleet; instead he became a cop who arrests Jim Kirk twenty-three times in two years for being a public nuisance. Also featuring the zany adventures of Amanda Grayson, Winona Kirk, Leonard McCoy, T'Pring, T'Pau, and Sybok. Covers the four years preceding Star Trek Reboot, the events of the movie, and some five years and change afterwards. [149,677 words; no, that is not a typo]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:winona  c:startrek:amanda  c:startrek:sybok  c:startrek:numberone  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:t'pring  c:startrek:bones  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:family  theme:injury  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:clueless  theme:aftermath  theme:cuddling  theme:cultureclash  theme:domesticity  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:h/c  theme:HEA  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:scars  p:startrek:kirk/spock  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:leupagus  author:screamlet  @ao3  length:novel 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Just Another Place in the Stars
It's a well-known fact that once you make it past the vast emptiness of space, the deceptively dangerous planetary missions, persistent Federation enemies, diplomatic meetings that always tend to go wrong, and game night with a competitive Jim Kirk, there's not a whole lot to do in space. Sure you can do all the usual things, like read and gossip about who's hooking up with whom, and buy into Scotty's still and make bets on when it's going to explode, but that only takes a few months, and then boredom sets in soon after. The crew of the Enterprise has had to develop hobbying as self-defense against the long stretches between boredom and terror, and some of the hobbies are stranger than others. [7137]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:chapel  c:startrek:bones  startrek:kirk  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:chekov  characterstudy  theme:team!  theme:shenanigans  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:sliceoflife  p:startrek:spock/uhura  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:pg-13  author:robanybody  @lj 
june 2012 by scorpionvoices
Bedside Manner
McCoy crossed his arms across that very impressive chest, his look a cross between exasperation and curiosity. "How often does that work?"

Chris flashed his most brilliant smile. "How often does what work?"

"That," McCoy waved. "The 24-carat, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-your-mouth charm."

"Often enough. Should I apologize for flirting?"

"You do realize that any way I answer you will make me look like an ass?"

"So don't," Chris answered. "Just say yes."

"Say yes to what?"

"Coffee."
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:bones  theme:firstmeetings  theme:injury  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:dating  theme:firstkiss  opinion:awesome  unusualpairing  p:startrek:bones/pike  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @privatearchive 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
canis_takahari: Nowhere With You
“Speaking of Leonard,” says Sam cheerfully, the corners of his eyes crinkling up. “How’s the sex life? Are you satisfied and fulfilled?”

Jim lets out a completely involuntary sound that bears passing resemblance to the noise cats make when you accidentally step on their tails. “Oh my god,” he says, putting his hands over his ears. “Oh my god. Tradition over. I’m going home. I’m putting myself on an ice floe.”

“What?” says Sam innocently. “I’m just registering polite interest about my little brother’s personal life. Sisters talk about stuff like this. Aurelan told me so.”

“Please, just let me die,” chants Jim, turning his gaze up to the roof of the hut.

“Is he loud? He seems like he’d be loud in bed,” continues Sam serenely.

“I’ve made a terrible mistake,” babbles Jim. “Clearly I never should’ve allowed you to meet Bones. Hanukkah is cancelled.”

“Jimmy,” Sam says, plowing relentlessly on. “Just tell me one thing. You use protection, right? I’m only asking out of concern.”

“Oh dear lord, look over there, the camp stove is on fire,” says Jim loudly, pointing over Sam’s shoulder.

Bless his big brother for turning to look. Really. He’s the best. Jim reaches for the walleye.

When Sam turns back around, Jim slaps him in the face with his fish. [7100]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:modern  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:sam  c:startrek:winona  theme:holidays  theme:family  theme:love  theme:snark  hilarity  theme:establishedrelationship  opinion:adorable  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:fluff  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @lj  for-kayla  for-cindy  favs:startrek  a:canistakahari 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Make Me Believe - circ_bamboo - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Pike, after the events of the Narada, must put himself back together before he can fall for McCoy. [22,923] [No application of the sexual healing trope here! Deals frankly with issues such as PTSD, coming to terms with altered limits and abilities, living alone after trauma, and the limits of positive thinking. Pike uses some ableist language in regards to himself, but nothing that doesn't make sense in the mindset of the character.]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:bones  theme:injury  theme:aftermath  theme:PTSD  theme:differentlyabled  theme:angst  theme:dating  theme:first-time  theme:emotionalconstipation  p:startrek:bones/pike  genre:drama  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3  length:long  for-kayla 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Two Gay Uncles series
Chris kisses him because he can't help it, because he's alive and flirting like he didn't almost die and irritating the hell out of Chris with his laughter and his smart mouth and his never-say-die attitude. He kisses him gently and thoroughly, promising him everything with his mouth and his hands, and it isn't until he hears Jim's "Awwwww, maaaaaan," that he pulls away to look up at Jim.

Kirk's got a faintly alarmed look on his face like he's walked in on something more explicit than just kissing. Out of the corner of his eye, Pike can see Archer grinning like it's the funniest thing ever, which Pike is willing to admit that it possibly is. "Jim--"

Kirk shakes his head, his hands up in a gesture of denial. "Oh, no, no, no, don't even try to explain this to me. This shit is like walking in on your parents." He turns towards the door. "Let me know when you're decent."

"It's not like we're naked, goddammit," Pike says in outrage while Archer shakes with silent laughter.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  series  post-movie  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:archer  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  favs:startrek  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  timegap  p:startrek:archer/pike  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  genre:slash  r:nc-17  a:robanybody  @lj 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
sarkasticfics: Twice Shy
Bones is a werewolf.

The moment he meant James Kirk, got a good whiff of his scent, he knew he was fucked.

He had thought those stories about werewolves scenting their mate were all bullshit.

But the stories about mating for life have got to be fake, right? Right?
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  theme:werewolves  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:UST  theme:love  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  p:startrek:spock/uhura  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:nc-17  genre:action  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  @lj 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
writer_klmeri: Of Sacraments and War
John Grimm, now the Chief Medical Officer of the Enterprise and a fairly likeable man named Leonard McCoy, is beginning to feel like a human again. Then the Enterprise encounters the SS Botany Bay, and events quickly spiral into chaos. The Reaper meets an opponent not unlike himself; except Khan believes the strong has an obligation to rule the weak, and the only way to stop Khan from commandeering the Enterprise is for John to balance on the edge between human and Other, without losing sight of what it means to be both. [38,487]
fic  crossover  trope:oneandthesame  theme:immortality  theme:angst  theme:totherescue!  theme:selfrescue  case-file  mood:quietdesperation  theme:aftermath  theme:competency!!!  theme:fixing  theme:friendship  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:role-reversal  quality:good  m:doom  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:doom:reaper  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:khan  l:long  r:r  @lj  ge:drama  ge:gen  ge:action 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART TEN [CLOSED] -- Your Heart Done Got Blessed, by anon
Bones is a true Southerner. He might have cleaned up his accent a bit but he still knows how to lay on the charm and work it.

Five times times Bones got away with an insult by adding 'bless your/his/her heart' to the end of it and the one time someone called him out. Because you can get away with murder with that line (i.e. that baby was the ugliest little thing, bless his heart.)
fic  post-movie  theme:friendship  humor  for-kayla  style:fivethings  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:ensemble  c:startrek:kirk  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  l:short  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:anonymous 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART TWELVE [CLOSED]
Five times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk's genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk's input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn't have to.
fic  comment!fic  post-movie  theme:friendship  theme:competency!!!  humor  style:fivethings  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:chekov  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:rand  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:ensemble  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:anonymous  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
chaletian: It Takes A Village
There are times (when being attacked by Klingons, for example) when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy’s country practice. There are other times when it’s exactly the same.
fic  post-movie  theme:sliceoflife  worldbuilding  humor  theme:friendship  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  theme:shenanigans  c:startrek:ensemble  ge:gen  r:pg  a:chaletian  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
ethrosdemon: Don't Accept A Ride From James T. Kirk. Walk.
Jim polishes off his thimbleful of narcotic and surveys Bones in the ambient light from the street--his hair's still nearly perfect, his eyebrows up-swept almost to the point of Vulcan beauty, shirtless in a pair of 'Fleet-issued pajama pants, eyelids dropped half closed in sleepiness.

"What did I do to deserve you?" Jim says, because it's edging towards dawn, and he's hopped up on opium, and honestly he just doesn't know.

"Oh good lord, here we go. Don't cry on my good sheets, Nancy," Bones turns in the doorway and flaps his hand at Jim.

Jim feels...full. Maybe this is contentment. He's not sure.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  timegap  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  hilarity  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  slash  r:r  a:ethrosdemon  opinion:awesome  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
londondrowning: and you take me the way i am
“That’s different. I’m not ever going to leave you for anybody I just screw around with. We’re friends, which is why - we don’t screw around with each other because you matter, okay? And I wouldn’t have even had to think about this stuff if you hadn’t gone and flashed your stupid, smooth legs at me, so when you think about this, it’s entirely your fault.”

Bones stares at him in dead silence. For long enough that Jim starts realizing how epically stupid he just sounded.

“That was the most emotionally constipated way of telling a woman you love her that I’ve ever heard in my entire life,” she finally says.

“I’m special,” Jim says sulkily.

“You’re an idiot.” Then she’s pulling her shirt over her head, tossing it aside before Jim can so much as blink. “And I’m about to contract the world’s first case of sexually transmitted idiocy.” [3483]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:gender  timegap  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:jealousy  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  humor  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  genre:het  pitchperfect  author:londondrowning  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: This Is Not A Love Song
Every week is some new disaster that keeps McCoy and Chapel up for days trying to find a cure, the cure seems to always be for some hapless away team member (usually Kirk), McCoy yells and stomps around at them for being so stupid (usually Kirk), he and Chapel spend a few hours in his office having mini-breakdowns over who almost died this week (usually Kirk) while taking a drink to steady their nerves before someone (usually Kirk) drags them into the rec room for a friendly game of cards or pool or foozball to relax them.

Or as Kirk says, "You fuckers drink too much. Come beat me at a game for once, it'll make you feel better." And Christine and McCoy sigh and roll their eyes and follow him to the rec room where McCoy lounges on the couch and snipes at Kirk all night long while Christine plays whatever game he suggests and does her damnedest to beat him.
fic  post-movie  ot3  theme:friendship  theme:aftermath  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:first-time  theme:snark  hilarity  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:chapel  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  ge:slash  ge:het  r:nc-17  a:robanybody  o:awesome  o:sweet  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
Stars in My Pocket - Penknife - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Starfleet is full of people who are trying to be perfect. He and Bones are just trying not to fuck things up as badly as they have thus far.

On the bright side, Jim figures that can't actually be too hard. [2340]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-prologue  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:angst  theme:firstkiss  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  a:penknife  @AO3  remix  r:pg-13 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
lazulisong: The 80/20 Theory As Applied To Cats on The Bed
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock's rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock's dignity may never be the same. [4000]
fic  post-movie  hilarity  theme:friendship  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  ge:crack  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  a:lazulisong  r:pg-13  @lj 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
the_dala: Scars Are Souvenirs You Never Lose
They’re not the kind of scars that give a man character – a pathetically romantic notion in a society where the most invasive surgery leaves nary a mark on the skin. Some have faded to white but the thicker, deeper ones are shiny-pink still. He’s read about ritual scarification in some Earth societies but here there is none of the symmetry usually found in such marks: they’re scattered at random over the planes of Jim’s face. They are ugly and painful and McCoy can’t doctor, magic, or curse them away.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  theme:scars  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:love  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  r:nc-17  the_dala  @lj 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
6street: Five times the crew did some family-friendly bonding (and one time they had an orgy instead)
Kirk finally looked over his shoulder and found his entire bridge crew huddled behind the captain's chair, looking terribly concerned. "Am I interrupting something here?"

"Captain, your emotional reaction to--" Spock began somberly, but McCoy interrupted.

"Dammit, Jim, stop making those sad eyes! What's it going to take to cheer you up, an orgy?"

"Well, I wouldn't say no to an orgy," Kirk said slowly.

After a few seconds of stunned silence prevailing on the bridge, Chekov chirped, "Okay!"
fic  OT?  gsf  LOLZ  for-kayla  style:fivethings  u:startrek  m:startrek09  ge:crack  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:chekov  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:ensemble  theme:team!  theme:shenanigans  ge:slash  ge:het  r:r  o:awesome  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
affectingly: These Kids, They Lost Their Graces
"The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce! All I got left is my bones," says Jim's crazed neighbor. Then he offers Jim his flask.

Jim's always had an appreciation for crazy. "Jim Kirk," he replies, accepting the drink.

"McCoy, Leonard McCoy."

"Just your bones, huh?"

"I had some self-respect, too, but then I found myself here."

Jim laughs at this, and the Bones character cracks a smile. "Bones," Jim says absentmindedly, taking another sip.

"Huh?"

And that settles that. [9,329]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  missingscene  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:UST  theme:first-time  theme:angst  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  r:nc-17  favs:startrek  for-kayla  o:awesome  admin:retag  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
canis_takahari: Aftershocks
Jim Kirk turns down Pike’s challenge, and doesn’t get on the Starfleet recruiting shuttle. But neither does Leonard McCoy, who’s actually been in Iowa for six months already, doing fuck-all. Becoming drinking buddies seems like a natural progression. [29,154]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:justalittledifferent  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:illness  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  challenge:bigbang  quality:good  favs:startrek  for-kayla  @lj  a:canistakahari 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
reccea: Four Letter Words
"You keep saying it, and one of these days you’ll actually mean it." ||| Five times Bones had to tell Kirk he loved him, and one time he didn't have to say anything at all.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  missingscene  post-series  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:angst  theme:clueless  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:firstkiss  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  style:fivethings  o:awesome  r:pg-13  @lj 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
ayalesca: Cowboys Lost At Sea
Jim and McCoy are trapped, together and alone, in a strange world made up of their memories and desires. In a world where almost anything they want comes into existence, there is no hiding from their desires, each other, or themselves. [16000]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  length:long  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  worldbuilding  theme:captivity  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:first-time  theme:grief  theme:transformation  theme:angst  theme:trapped  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  warning:characterdeath-sortof  happyending  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  style:philosophical  challenge:bigbang  favs:startrek  @lj 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
loneraven: In Service
"It turns out, when they said joining Starfleet was a life in service, that was exactly what they meant." || Scotty and McCoy, hard at work.
fic  post-series  worldbuilding  theme:friendship  hilarity  theme:snark  theme:fixing  favs:startrek  for-kayla  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:scotty  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  ge:gen  o:awesome  r:pg-13  @lj  admin:retag 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
dira: Sing About Tragedy
"I've got you. Shh, you're all right. Go on, let it go. I've got you."

"I don't--" Jim gasped, and it was still, still so fucking weird. "I'm not--it isn't my--"

"It's yours now," McCoy repeated. "Even if no one else in the galaxy believes it or understands, you're a survivor of Vulcan. Spock made you one." [6035]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  missingscene  earthside  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:grief  theme:angst  trope:sexualhealing  theme:h/c  thinky  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  r:nc-17  a:dsudis  quality:good  @DW 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
mardia: Satellite Heart
For the longest time, McCoy leaves the piano in the rec room alone. Never mind that it was originally his to begin with. [~4500]
fic  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:clueless  theme:angst  theme:firstkiss  kirk/mccoy  mardia  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:ensemble  ge:fluff  ge:slash  r:pg  @lj 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
florahart: A, E, I, O, U, and Always Y
Summary: They hang out together all the time, so of course people talk.
A/N: For this prompt at the kink meme: the five times someone assumed Kirk and McCoy were having sex/making out (and they weren't)... and then the one time when they actually were.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-series  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:officeromance  humor  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  r:r  @DW  style:fivethings  admin:retag 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
jou: Art: "Dr. McCoy + Completed Triptych"
Notes: I drew this... then I redrew this.... then my computer broke and I paid $50 to back up my data so I wouldn't lose all my redraws... and then three weeks later I got my computer back and redrew it again. In short, this project is over and I'm never doing a triptych ever again. Or at least not until I forget that it isn't a good idea. (And trust me, I will forget.)
characterstudy  favs:fanart  art:fanart  ge:gen  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  o:beautiful  @lj 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
mardia: and like a speeding car, you want more, more, more
“So,” Gaila says around a mouthful of kilaua fruit, “—how are things with you and Leonard going?”

Nyota pauses, her fork in midair, before saying, “They’re going fine. Better than fine.” Gaila blinks at her, encouraging, obviously waiting for more details, and it’s not like Nyota doesn’t have them, it’s just—

It’s just that Nyota still doesn’t quite know how to say, out loud, 'I like tying my boyfriend up and finding new ways to make him beg, and the only thing that’s throwing me off is how much I did not see this coming.' [~4,000 words of sheer IC awesomeness!]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-series  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:bones  unusualpairing  kink:D/s  theme:healthyrelationships  p:startrek:bones/uhura  genre:het  rating:nc-17  author:mardia  @DW  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
boosette: Fraternization Regulations
Stardate: 2259.4 1200hrs
FROM: mccoy.lh@med.starfleet.ter
TO: kirk.j.tiberius@mil.starfleet.ter
SUBJECT: don't even think about it

That tribble pile you call a circadian rhythm needs three peaceful and recuperative days spent NOT ON THIS SHIP.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  oneshot  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:rand  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:bones  style:epistolary  o:cute  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  worldbuilding  ge:gen  r:pg  for-kayla  o:awesome  @lj 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
nightshadow_t2: To Dream of Wings
If there's one thing in his life that Jim Kirk had never dreamed of, it was having wings. Too bad. He might have been a little better prepared when they showed up. [17,309. This story is interesting, but it strikes me as being incomplete. I would love to see more written in this universe, with a little more actual plot instead of exposition. That aside, the story is well-written and fairly well paced; I would be glad to read more if it's ever written.]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:nothuman  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  theme:friendship  theme:transformation  theme:injury  trope:wingfic  genre:gen  rating:r  challenge:bigbang  author:nightshadow_t2  @lj 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
damalur: bedside manner
By the time they reached Bones's quarters he'd been raging at a volume just below a low roar anyway. It'd only seemed natural for Spock to follow him inside to continue the — "debate" was such a benign word — the dustup, and of course Bones had stripped off his shirt, since it was covered in effluvia from three separate species. There must have been a clearer progression between ranting at Spock and being pinned under seventy-odd kilos of Vulcan commander, but Bones sure as fuck can't make heads or tails of it.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  length:short  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  theme:snark  hilarity  p:startrek:bones/spock  unusualpairing  genre:slash  rating:r  favs:startrek  author:damalur  opinion:awesome  @lj 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
speccygeekgirl: 5 Things McCoy is Not, and 1 He Is
Five things Leonard McCoy is not, and one he is. || 1. ""I'm a doctor, not a babysitter," McCoy bellows, but technically what has happened to Kirk and Spock is a medical issue, and he can't really complain too much at first. He gives each boy a PADD and leaves them in the exam room, keeping the doors open between there and his office.

He gets about an hour of work done before he hears a very girly scream. Girly even for a young boy. He comes around the corner and finds Spock sitting on Jim quite placidly, while the human boy tries and fails to wiggle away."
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  genre:crack  c:startrek:bones  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  p:startrek:bones/sulu  unusualpairing  genre:slash  comment!fic  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
acaramelmacchiato: Hug It Out
“Holy shit,” says Jim Kirk, who had taken a jaunt down to sickbay in search of Bones and hooch, when he finds Bones and Spock trying to wrestle each other to death on the hallway floor. Spock is on top, possibly winning because he’s Spock, but Bones is getting in some good hits. They’re both very uninhibited fighters; Spock never pulls punches and Bones never thinks twice about employing dirty tactics like pulling hair and jabbing at eyes. Or biting, Jim remembers, but that had been a weird night anyway.

Then he realizes that, instead of just watching his two best friends maim and sterilize each other, he should probably stop it.
fic  theme:friendship  humor  unusualpairing  LOLZ  @DW  a:acaramelmacchiato  rating:pg-13  u:startrek  m:startrek09  genre:crack  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  p:startrek:bones/spock  genre:pre-slash 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
canis_takahari: Deficit
Jim is never letting Bones go on another away mission ever again, even if he promises to keep his blood *inside* his body this time. [2731]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  l:short  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:snark  theme:stranded  theme:injury  theme:friendship  humor  genre:gen  r:r  a:canis_takahari  theme:angst  @lj 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
acaramelmacchiato: Quod Erat Demonstrandum
One of McCoy’s more fun hobbies is the unspoken competition he is having with Jim to make Spock’s head explode. Jim has been taking the same approach for weeks: he does illogical things when Spock is around. McCoy likes to think he is more subtle.
fic  theme:friendship  unusualpairing  hilarity  LOLZ  favs:startrek  for-kayla  @DW  a:acaramelmacchiato  u:startrek  m:startrek09  length:short  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  p:startrek:bones/spock  genre:slash  rating:r 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
acaramelmacchiato: Five Times Bones Proved to Kirk that he isn't going to disappoint or leave him the way others have
Bones, Jim realizes, puts up with more of his shit than anyone else *alive*. Bones puts up with more of his shit than he himself can, which is incredible, since Bones has half the natural patience of a regular person.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  characterstudy  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  r:pg  @DW  a:acaramelmacchiato  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
canis_takahari: let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky
“Bones!” bellows Jim from the bathroom, raising his voice to apparently hear himself better over the sound of the shower. “Bones? Stop using my razor, man, get your own!”

“Jim, I’m on the PHONE,” roars McCoy in return. “I’ll stop if you quit using all my damn shampoo!”

Jim’s only response is to start singing “Don’t Stop Me Now”, loudly, and McCoy turns back to the vidscreen, expression woefully incredulous.

“I’m living with children, mama,” he complains. “I’ve been through this dorm shit before, and now I’m apparently in hell, living it all over again as completely undeserved punishment for a crime I still haven’t determined. It’s heinous.”
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  pre-series  missingscene  post-series  c:startrek:bones  characterstudy  c:startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  humor  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  genre:slash  r:r  favs:startrek  favs:bestofthebest  a:canis_takahari  theme:angst  @lj 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
Causality, a Star Trek: 2009 fanfic
Follow-up piece to The Gap Between. "Pavel fisted his hands in Len's shirt, hauling him close and sealing their mouths together without a thought to poor abandoned Hikaru or black holes or paradoxes or anything else in the world. All he knew was that Len was the best, handsomest, most giving and caring man in the entire universe. And Pavel loved him. And he was a bit drunk. Which didn't make those sentiments any less true, of course, just made his reactions a bit more forward than usual."
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-series  c:startrek:chekov  c:startrek:bones  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  theme:love  p:startrek:bones/chekov  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  favs:startrek  ficfromThePit  for-kayla  author:mcstories  opinion:sweet 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
The Gap Between, a Star Trek: 2009 fanfic
Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-series  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:chekov  theme:abuse  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  theme:love  happyending  theme:snark  hilarity  p:startrek:bones/chekov  genre:slash  rating:r  favs:startrek  ficfromThePit  for-kayla  author:mcstories  theme:angst  opinion:sweet 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
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