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Fornication - windchijmes - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Fili and Kili keep walking in on Dwalin and Thorin at inappropriate moments, leaving them promptly traumatised. After one particularly vivid encounter, the lads decide it's time to have The Talk with their elders about the whole business of fornication. [3409]
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:secretlovers  theme:family  theme:romance  theme:snark  theme:shoveltalk  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  p:lotr:dwalin/thorin  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Tattooed On the Heart, by madame_faust
Dwalin notices more and more that he is going bald, and so does everyone else. Of course, he is really self-conscious and grumpy about it because, Hello, he looks like BAMF with a mohawk, and everyone is giving him grief that he won't look intimidating without one. Wanting to make Mister Dwalin feel better Kili takes to drawing on a throughly passed out Dwalin when he comes to stay over after a night of heavy drinking with Uncle Thorin. At first Dwalin is horrified that Kili has drawn all over his forehead and forearms, but then he thinks that Kili just might be on to something....

I just want a mental imagine of Kili happily drawing on 'Mistah Dwalin!' and people laughing at Kili's doodles but becoming then totally intimidated when Dwalin comes back with real tattoos all over his head and arms.

Extra hugs and kisses if Dwalin keeps a tattoo of one of Kili's original drawings on the back of his head :D
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:balin  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:h/c  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:madame_faust  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
Gardening - Chapter 1 - The Feels Whale (miscellea) - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.

Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.

OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from. [19721]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:gandalf  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:dis  theme:fix-it  theme:grief  theme:kids  theme:domesticity  theme:love  trope:presumeddead  theme:family  theme:cominghome  theme:cultureclash  theme:cuddling  theme:shenanigans  theme:marriage  trope:stealth!dating  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Road Goes Ever On (And On) - madame_faust - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
When the envoy from the Lonely Mountain descended upon Rivendell, the assemblies from the other kingdoms took to muttering among themselves for theirs was the largest party of representatives by far - and what representatives! It was expected that Prince Kili, third in the line of succession would come with a cousin or two from the line of Durin, but it seemed they’d brought half the royal court with them.

Thorin himself, the King Under the Mountain, was among their number as well as his sister and unofficial co-regent the Lady Dis. It was she who first arrived in the last homely house east of the sea. The rumor was that the Erebor dwarves were indebted to the wizard Gandalf and came due on the Maiar’s command. Others, knowing the reputation for violence among that people, speculated that they had a score to settle with the Elves of Mirkwood and that two representatives of their races would fight in bloody single combat. The truth was far less exciting and dismissed as too incredible to believe; they came in such great numbers to see about a hobbit.
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:justalittledifferent  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  tobetagged 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
Sticks and Stones - rachel4revenge - The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Usually, he could ignore it. Laugh it off. He gained fortitude from his uncle, who was always cool and indifferent, so kingly compared to his rougher companions. Kíli would watch him and lift his chin, and pretend the joshing and friendly insults made no matter to him.

But this, this was harder. [5472]
fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:ori  c:lotr:fili  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:cuddling  theme:seduction  theme:first-time  opinion:adorable  unusualpairing  p:lotr:kili/ori  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Lost To Life, by tsukitenchichan
Thorin is so bad at following directions that he walks straight past Death's Door back to the world of the living.

On his way he finds Fíli and Kíli, and he's like, "Where are you going? Clearly it's that way!", and leads them away from the light.

And that's how Thorin and his nephews survive the BOFA.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:fix-it  theme:afterlife  theme:aftermath  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg  opinion:adorable  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Sons of Durin - KivrinEngle - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a simple, quiet life. He likes his solitude and his predictable routine.

The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home.

But when Bilbo is dragged into the midst of the group as their unwilling burglar, his life will take a turn for the terrifying, and everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder. [95,860]
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:human  au:modern  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  theme:questing  theme:family  theme:foundfamily  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:war  theme:undercover  theme:roadtrip  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:firstkiss  theme:cominghome  theme:HEA  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:gen  genre:slashish  genre:drama  genre:action  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
as sunshine falls on the wretched - KivrinEngle - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his fine house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find the baby Dwarf's missing family so he can get back to his own life.

That's not what happens. [18,489]
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  theme:angst  theme:kids  theme:domesticity  theme:foundfamily  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:grief  theme:growingup  theme:firstmeetings  theme:cultureclash  theme:love  genre:gen  rating:pg  @ao3  opinion:adorable 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- A Rare Warrior, by madame_faust
“Dwalin can’t handle a needle for the life of him,” Balin’s voice was very far away sounding, but Bilbo clung to it, if only to concentrate on something other than pain. “Often as he’s gone under them.”

“Not made for delicate work, me,” Dwalin agreed. “But that’ll be a scar you can be proud of, Master Baggins.”

“Long as you lie about where it came from,” Nori said contemplatively. “I know for a fact that our Dwalin there tells lassies one of his cuts came from a warg’s fang and I’ll tell you now, it’s all a pack of lies. He got it putting his fist through a window at the pub one night when he was so drunk he could barely stand - you lads heard this story before? No? Well, it’s was going on...had to be thirty or more years ago and I was coming back to town from a spree...”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:snark  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
Modern AU in which Thorin is a busy businessman who one day is informed that his sister and her husband died in an accident and he is the only one who can take care of his nephews.

He loves them with all his heart, but Fili and Kili (6 and 4 respectively) are a handful at the best of times (these are certainly not the best) and he has a company to run and there's only so many times a man can bring his boys to play at the building site. His workers/friends try to help him out and god bless him he IS trying, but it's not going well.

Until one day Thorin's new next door neighbor knocks on the door to borrow something/use a phone/whateva and sees the pandemonium that is Thorin trying to get Kili to eat his oatmeal - and steps in without much ado, showing the man how it's done. Poor Bilbo doesn't even suspect that this day marked him as a perfect future babysitter/ a gift from heavens for the Oakenshield family.
fic  art:fanart  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:realworld  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:domesticity  opinion:adorable  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
hush of the battle-weary - Etharei - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Sometimes he worries that he will never get the sounds of battle out of his ears.

They follow him: the sharp clanging of swords as shovels shatter rock, the flight of endless arrows in the ropes slithering through their hooks, the roar of a charge in a dislodged boulder being rolled down a slope. Dwarves mine like they make war, or perhaps they think of war as just another mine; the battle-cries are indistinguishable.

Kili is tempted, more than once, to take a blade to his own ears. But Thorin and Fili worry enough as it is, and he has enough sense left to know that this torment resides elsewhere. [3083]
fic  b:lordoftherings  post-war  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:bifur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:PTSD  theme:war  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:friendship  theme:muteness  genre:gen  rating:r  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts)
Fili knows what Kili’s getting at, and he looks at his brother pointedly. “He likes our prices,” he explains slowly, “and the quality of the work.”

There’s a stubborn set to Kili’s lips. Fili tries not to smile. “He likes the way you wear that shirt,” he counters, and there’s that fire in his eyes Fili loves. “And the way you look with sweat running down your neck.”

Fili swipes at his neck with the shoulder of his shirt: it’s damp enough already. “No, Kili,” he says, slow and patronising, as if addressing a young dwarfling, “that’s what *you* like.”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:jealousy  theme:boysaredorks  kink:incest  kink:roughsex  kink:marking  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:r  author:sospes  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- We Put Away Our Childish Things, by sospes
I'd like to read something where they were seperated when Fili was 10 or 15 because Thorin wanted to raise him as his heir and Kili had to stay with his mother. Thorin visits from time to time but never with Fili.
And a few months (or years) before the Hobbit-quest they finally meet again and maybe it's awkward, maybe they don't know how to deal with each other and it's complicated. That is up to you! also the point of view, if it's kili or fili, however you feel more comfortable.
GEN would be fine too bUT I LIKE SLASH A LOT DON'T GET ME WRONG.

10 points for crying Kili when his brother left
100 points if one of them pretends that his brother is still with him (like an imaginary friend)
and my first born if they fall utterly in love with each other and Thorin approves.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  theme:family  trope:soulmate  theme:angst  theme:growingup  theme:pining  theme:firstmeetings  theme:firstkiss  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:sospes  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- feline fatale, by sospes
Fili finds his eyebrows crawling high up his forehead, and he reaches out, pokes the fluff gently. It uncurls with a hiss, eyes big and green, and Fili jerks his hand back reflexively. “That’s a cat,” he says.

“Kitten,” Kili corrects, and the kitten curls back up in his hands, eying Fili suspiciously. “He’s been following us: I’ve been hearing mewing for about half an hour now. I think he wants to come with us.”

There’s a soft, pleading look in Kili’s eyes that Fili’s more than familiar with: it’s the look his brother deploys whenever he wants something, and Kili knows very well that he finds it almost impossible to resist. Fili crosses his arms, says sternly, “We’re going on a quest with our uncle. We’re not taking a kitten with us.”

“Oh, Thorin wouldn’t mind,” Kili says, stroking a thumb between the kitten’s ears. “I think he looks like him, anyway. All black hair and moody eyes. Uncle’d probably be flattered.”

“I’m sure.

Kili ignores Fili’s sarcasm, and says, “I think that’s what I might call him. Thorin.” And the damn kitten only looks up at its new name, an irritatingly adorable expression in its eyes. It sits up in Kili’s hands and starts diligently washing itself.

“You’re ridiculous,” Fili says. “Put him back.”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:shenanigans  theme:pets  theme:boysaredorks  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Static-Scream » Fili/Legolas Fic!
AU- Fili and Legolas were betrothed before Smaug attacked.

Years later, when the Dwarves are in Mirkwood, they meet for the first time.

Well, kinda, there was some magical fuckery and a necklace in between all that.
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:legolas  trope:arrangedmarriage  theme:growingup  trope:partnerbond  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:snark  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  theme:first-time  unusualpairing  p:lotr:fili/legolas  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @tumblr 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Flying - dutchydoescoke - The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Kili is thirty-four, clinging to his brother's back, and his first word still has yet to be spoken. He hums, tunes that he learns from Thorin or Fili or Dis, or even a short song that appeared in his head after visiting his uncle at the forges, but he never speaks. [581]
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:family  theme:sliceoflife  opinion:beautiful  genre:gen  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts) -- maestro, by sospes
Fili rolls his eyes, smokes the last of his pipe. He’s grown up with Kili’s singing: to him, this is nothing. How are they ever supposed to defeat a damn dragon if they can’t cope with a spot of bad music? Ridiculous. He catches Thorin’s eye across the fire, grins at his uncle’s pained expression – because Thorin’s well aware that this is all his fault. He sings to himself most all the time, a bar of this with breakfast, a few notes of this with lunch, always has – and when they were dwarflings, Kili worshipped him, did everything he could to be more like Unkie Thorin. No one ever told him he had a fundamental lack of talent, though and now there’s nothing can be done about it. The bad singing is as much a part of him as the bullseye archery, and Fili’s pretty much immune by now.

Across the fire, Thorin’s eyes are dark and embarrassed. He sinks further into his fur collar, and Fili chuckles softly.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:family  theme:boysaredorks  LOLZ  genre:gen  genre:crackish  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- of arms and the man, by sospes
Fili likes the feel of a blade in his hand.

He always has, ever since he was a youngster and he spent a day running away from his parents, brandishing his uncle’s sword above his head and bellowing battle cries through the halls of Ered Luin. Even when his little arms tired of the weight and he accidentally cut himself on the cheek the grin didn’t leave his lips: he eventually found his way back home, dirty and messy, and waved the sword excitedly at his mother while Dis gave Thorin a piece of her mind: “He’s a child, Thorin, and he’s your heir! What were you thinking, you halfwit? What if he’d chopped his own head off, what then? Do you want Kili to grow up without his brother?”

Fili’s done a fair bit of growing up since then, but some things haven’t changed.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  characterstudy  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  warning:characterdeath-canon  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- a majestic flaw, by scribblscrabbl
“Um.” He casts a sideways glance at Fili, then Kili, who’ve stuck with him since they left the Shire, either to protect him or keep him from running away, he’s not quite sure yet. “I don’t mean to be rude but, is Thorin a bit, a tad bit—directionally challenged?”

He keeps his voice tactfully low but the few who hear him snort loudly. Thorin peers back over his shoulder with a furrowed brow.

“More than a bit.” Fili’s grin is full of mischief.

“Take a bit and add a lot to it.” Kili adds, with a frighteningly identical grin.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:roadtrip  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Night Watch - spaceylacey83 - The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Fill for this prompt on The Hobbit kink meme:"Fili and Kili share a night watch. They separate for a few minutes (checking opposite sides of the camp? getting a refill on a mug of tea?)... and that's the moment an orc patrol makes its stealthy attack, encountering only one watchman. To take the camp in its sleep, they'll have to kill him silently, and the best way to do that is to sneak up and strangle him. So when the other brother returns, he finds his brother struggling against an orc's grip on his throat, and a dozen more orcs just behind.

I'm not picky who's getting strangled and who's doing the rescuing. No actual death, please, though it can be a pretty close call, and no Fili/Kili, just good ol' brotherly feels."

Author's Note: It's really just an excuse for me to put Kíli in danger and have Fíli pull him back out. I couldn't tell you why this sort of thing appeals to me, but there you have it.

I also manged to post this story without the end, the first time. Bet that looked weird. [2151]
fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:totherescue!  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:family  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Slow Burn - rachel4revenge - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Balin and Ori didn’t stay long – they were seeking out any kinfolk who wished to join them in a new quest, hoping to retake Moria – but before they departed, Ori left Bilbo with a small gift. “It’s not much, after all you did for us, Master Bilbo,” he said, flushing as red as his hair. “But I hope it will be acceptable to you.”

It was a drawing, on a page torn from Ori’s scribing book. Done in ink, it depicted Bilbo with his head high, smiling slightly - proudly, even - from the paper.

“You make me look far grander than I really am,” Bilbo said, though he couldn’t quite keep from smiling. “I like as if I ought to have a crown upon my head!”

“Perhaps you ought,” Ori murmured, just low enough that Bilbo could pretend he hadn’t heard. [8482]
fic  b:lordoftherings  post-movie  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:gandalf  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:injury  theme:angst  theme:h/c  theme:permanentinjury  theme:grief  theme:aftermath  theme:fix-it  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:love  theme:first-time  theme:HEA  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  p:lotr:kili/ori  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- stoke the fire, by sospes
He hasn’t got on with his brother since they hit puberty. It started small, just squabbles over who got the last chicken leg at dinner, but then at one drunken banquet Kili started making bitter, angry comments about how Fili’s smithing was dishonouring their noble ancestry and Fili told him archery was far too elvish for any dwarf who cared at all about his people – and Kili threw a punch that nearly broke his nose. The next morning Dis locked them in a room and forced them to talk, and Kili came out with two cracked ribs. Family gatherings have been tense and awkward ever since, and they haven’t spoken without coming to blows in a long time.
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  pre-movie  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:firstkiss  trope:soulmates  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:r  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- hitched my apple wagon to your star, by meretricula
"Look after your sister," were the last words Dis said to Kili before he and Fili left their home in the mountains for the lowlands, traveling to join their uncle at his forge in one of the towns of Men. Fili was standing right next to him, which made their mother's admonition all the stranger: why would Dis tell Kili to take care of Fili, when she was so clearly the taller and stronger of the two of them? Fili was better than he was with a sword or an axe, could outwrestle him four falls out of five, and already had a beard and mustache long enough to braid while Kili was still checking in every reflective surface for a hint of stubble. It felt disrespectful even to think of protecting Fili, as though all the years Fili had spent protecting him -- from the taunts of other children, from the dangers of the wild, even from their own parents, sometimes -- suddenly meant nothing, and without even looking he could sense she had gone stiff with hurt at their mother's words. There was no trace of it in Fili's voice as she said her farewells, and Kili, as in all things, followed her lead, but they were barely out of sight of their home before he reached for his sister's hand.

"Don't be frightened," she said immediately, just as he'd known she would, squeezing his fingers tight. "I'm right here."
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  pre-movie  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:ori  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:cultureclash  theme:firstkiss  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:het  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Things Kili are Fili are not allowed to do, *ever*, according to Uncle Thorin, by xiexiegirl
16. We are not allowed to "accidentally" knock someone in the river.
17. We are not allowed to say that we hear wargs when there are none, because it is mean and makes Dwalin twitchy.
18. We are not allowed to remind Thorin of Thranduil's general existence unless we want to be picking splinters from his shield out of our hair for weeks.
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:bilbo  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
In More than the Wisdom of Years - jezebel_rising - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
A kink-meme fill with the prompt: So the battle happened and Thorin lived (barely, but he's managed to escape death) his nephews too. The treasure has been divided and Elves and Men went on their way. Dwarves are set on rebuilding Erebor to its former glory and there's just one little thing left unsolved - setting their burglar on the way.

I would pretty much like it form the point of view of Dis, who just arrived to Erebor to take care of her boys (brother included) and sees what a mess Thorin's made of everything. [4211]
fic  b:lordoftherings  post-movie  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:bilbo  theme:fix-it  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:fixing  theme:emotionalconstipation  humor  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
As If They Were My Own - deathwailart - The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
He held them first after they were born for he was king and it was a king's right, a lump in his throat each time as he let tiny fists grab, healthy lungs protesting mightily until in turn they were given to their mother. To have one child was rare enough, to have two so close together nothing short of miraculous even if they were born to the walls of Ered Luin and not to Erebor where they would have been presented before the court by his grandfather.

They're good lads, Fíli and Kíli. He should know, given the hand he had in raising them whenever he could spare the time, stern but fair uncle Thorin, who made sure he provided whatever his heirs needed and wanted that was within his power to give. [3911]
fic  b:lordoftherings  oneshot  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:bofur  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:h/c  theme:cuddling  opinion:sweet  p:lotr:bilbo/bofur  genre:slash  genre:gen  rating:pg  @ao3 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 1 -- those who wait, by sospes
Fili wakes up one morning and just knows.

It’s not a revelation that comes in a flash of light, a bolt of lightning – he doesn’t spend hours puzzling over the beating of his heart, the flutters in his stomach. He just opens his eyes to the firelight under Ered Luin, looks across to his brother, asleep in the next bed, and that’s it: he’s lost.
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-canon  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  trope:partnerbond  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:runningaway  theme:pining  theme:boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  kink:incest  p:lotr:fili/kili  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 1 -- Meddling, by cactus_rabbit
Elrond may not be much of a fan, but to the younger elves, the visiting dwarves are unusual/exotic/kind of hot. Fili and Kili cut a wide swath through the impressionable young warriors of Rivendell during their stay.
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:oc  theme:shenanigans  humor  theme:snark  theme:onetime  OT?  p:lotr:fili/oc  p:lotr:kili/oc  genre:slash  genre:het  genre:femslash  rating:nc-17  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
december 2012 by scorpionvoices

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