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Touch - Thorinsmut - The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“We both know you're going to talk.” he said, “Why do you fight it so hard?” and the thief laughed hoarsely, blood in his teeth.

“Missed you too, sweetheart.” he sneered, and Dwalin stepped forward to begin.

It always ended like this when they caught this particular thief. [74,778]
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:justalittledifferent  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  tobetagged 
september 2014 by scorpionvoices
On Omelettes - icarus_chained - The Hobbit (Jackson movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice. [898]
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bombur  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:food  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  n:missingscene  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  a:icarus_chained  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Bride and Bridegroom - Elsajeni - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
"Ori," he manages after a moment. "Is this a kidnapping?"

"Well, yes," Ori says; a flicker of nervousness crosses his face, but then he stands up straight and sets his jaw and adds, "I couldn't very well throw you over my shoulder and run for it, could I? Not with this arm."

"No, no, trickery's fair," Dwalin says quickly. "No less traditional than using force, really. I just — well, you did take me by surprise."

"Well, that is the idea," Ori says, and flashes a surprisingly sharp-edged, wicked grin, and Dwalin has to shut his eyes and firmly remind himself of the ritual — three hours the groom must keep his bride, and three times the bride must try to escape, and until those three hours are up and the betrothal becomes official, the rules are hands off.

He's not at all sure he can manage it. [3121]
fic  b:lordoftherings  post-book  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:ori  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:balin  theme:fix-it  theme:courtship  theme:marriage  theme:captivity  theme:love  theme:romance  o:adorable  p:lotr:dwalin/ori  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
Fornication - windchijmes - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Fili and Kili keep walking in on Dwalin and Thorin at inappropriate moments, leaving them promptly traumatised. After one particularly vivid encounter, the lads decide it's time to have The Talk with their elders about the whole business of fornication. [3409]
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:secretlovers  theme:family  theme:romance  theme:snark  theme:shoveltalk  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  p:lotr:dwalin/thorin  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Little Indulgences, by anon
Dwalin trembled at the vibration of it, and his hand lifted—

A sharp glance upwards was warning enough, and Dwalin with an air of great effort momentarily stilled his hand before very politely stroking one of Dori's braids.

Most acceptable.

Dori rewarded him with his full consideration. [...Most explicit bj description ever. But not in a bad way. O_O]
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:dwalin  theme:first-time  kink:D/s  kink:outdoorsex  ge:smut  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:anonymous  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
Axe Omakes - Thorinsmut - The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
This is a place for little bits of headcannon that didn't make it into my Nori/Dwalin fic your Axe to my throat, my Knife to yours.

Includes bits and pieces of things that people asked about that didn't make it into the final product, as well as quite a bit of smut. [36,901]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  tobetagged 
april 2013 by scorpionvoices
your Axe to my throat, my Knife to yours - Chapter 1 - Thorinsmut - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Nori is an excellent thief with a complicated family, Dwalin is an excellent guardsman with complicated feelings about a certain thief, a lot of UST and some smut happens, and then they both join a suicide quest to reclaim a mountain from a dragon and things get even more complicated and smutty.

Someday, they might actually be forced to come to terms with the fact that they don't hate each other. [70,413]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  tobetagged 
april 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Tattooed On the Heart, by madame_faust
Dwalin notices more and more that he is going bald, and so does everyone else. Of course, he is really self-conscious and grumpy about it because, Hello, he looks like BAMF with a mohawk, and everyone is giving him grief that he won't look intimidating without one. Wanting to make Mister Dwalin feel better Kili takes to drawing on a throughly passed out Dwalin when he comes to stay over after a night of heavy drinking with Uncle Thorin. At first Dwalin is horrified that Kili has drawn all over his forehead and forearms, but then he thinks that Kili just might be on to something....

I just want a mental imagine of Kili happily drawing on 'Mistah Dwalin!' and people laughing at Kili's doodles but becoming then totally intimidated when Dwalin comes back with real tattoos all over his head and arms.

Extra hugs and kisses if Dwalin keeps a tattoo of one of Kili's original drawings on the back of his head :D
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:balin  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:h/c  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:madame_faust  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Three Daughters of Durin, by anon
Because Dwarf women are rare and precious, a Dwarf man would never allow his mother/wife/sister/daughter to go on a quest where they might get killed by goblins or orcs or a dragon.

But Dori, Nori and Ori don't have any male relatives to hold them back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  pre-series  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:ori  theme:sexism  theme:shenanigans  theme:womenareawesome  theme:snark  p:lotr:dwalin/nori  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  LOLZ  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) - Chapter 1 - greenkangaroo - The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings - Fandom, Tolkien - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: A series of short generally unrelated fics revolving around Nori the dwarf, who is always up to something- something shady, questionable, morally ambiguous and most probably illegal.

Notes: While these shorts all involve Nori of the Brothers Ri (man I love that title) they are not in any kind of timeline or order, and each could be considered a stand-alone from the others. While themes or objects will intersect, I'll try my best to state when one story is a sequel or partner to another. Unless I state otherwise, assume what you are reading is a one shot.


*sketchy dealings *sibling feels *References to Canonical Character Death *nasty underhanded things *Murder *mayhem *a touch of crossdressing *all those things you deal with *when you're running an intelligence network under a mountain *chapter 12 has mpreg/weird twisty gender preg *chapter 58 contains mentions of incest *so skip those if you don't wanna deal *it's cool *occasional AU *usually marked in chapter *genderbend in chapter 66
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:justalittledifferent  au:modern  pre-series  missingscene  post-series  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:ori  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:crimeisthenewblack!  theme:angst  characterstudy  theme:friendship  theme:undercover  theme:snark  theme:family  theme:h/c  theme:grief  theme:growingup  theme:reincarnation  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:questing  theme:assassins  theme:competency!!!  theme:aftermath  theme:afterlife  theme:hermaphroditism  theme:religion  theme:romance  theme:role-reversal  theme:domesticity  theme:marriage  theme:totherescue!  theme:adoption  theme:kids  trope:soulmates  trope:marriageofconvenience  trope:mpreg  trope:omg-you're-alive-sex  trope:stealth!dating  warning:characterdeath-canon  warning:characterdeath-minor  warning:characterdeath  unusualpairing  p:lotr:dwalin/nori  p:lotr:dwalin/nori/ori  p:lotr:dwalin/ori  p:lotr:dwalin/dori  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  p:lotr:bofur/dori  p:lotr:bilbo/nori  p:lotr:kili/ori  genre:multi  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @ao3  WiP 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
They are both middle-aged. She is married (to a ghost) and he is a confirmed bachelor. He is a ridiculous tweenager in love with a dwarf (why a big person anyways?) and got his heart broken.

It happens.

She doesn’t do comforting well. When the Incident happened (she cried and sobbed) she had still pulled out her favorite, best umbrella to arrive on Bilbo’s doorstep as always. Bilbo had been unusually kind (he had attempted to comfort her) but her sharp words quickly put that motion out of his head (he looked sad for her when she left).

It was only fair to return the favor, and she had awkwardly put her arm around him in comfort.

Bilbo leaned into Lobelia, and she leaned back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:lobelia  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:lotho  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:nori  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:undercover  theme:family  theme:courtship  unusualpairing  p:lotr:bilbo/kili  p:lotr:dwalin/lobelia  genre:multi  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
What Makes a Hero - Elsajeni - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Then the goblin-king roars, "Start with the youngest," and Kili does react — barely, but Ori is close enough to hear his intake of breath — and Ori realizes, suddenly, that he may not be mighty or warlike or even impressively bearded, but he is young, and looks younger still, and perhaps he can be useful to Durin's line after all. [1050]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:ori  c:lotr:dwalin  missingscene  theme:sacrifice  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Fills Go Ever On (for hobbit_kink) - Chapter 6 - mairon - The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
prompt:
http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/3393.html?thread=6363969#t6363969
"Alright alright, I know there's like a million courting fics out there but I want another one. One where Bilbo is the one doing the courting.
In fact, what I want is Bilbo working hard, collecting fruits, berries and other ingredients during a couple of days and keeping them from the Company in order to be able to cook something splendid, or as splendid as it can go, for his intended.
So yeah, Bilbo cooking for the one he's trying to court and only for him."
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:dwalin  theme:food  theme:clueless  theme:courtship  opinion:sweet  p:lotr:bilbo/dwalin  genre:slash  rating:pg  unusualpairing  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
as sunshine falls on the wretched - KivrinEngle - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his fine house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find the baby Dwarf's missing family so he can get back to his own life.

That's not what happens. [18,489]
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  theme:angst  theme:kids  theme:domesticity  theme:foundfamily  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:grief  theme:growingup  theme:firstmeetings  theme:cultureclash  theme:love  genre:gen  rating:pg  @ao3  opinion:adorable 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- A Rare Warrior, by madame_faust
“Dwalin can’t handle a needle for the life of him,” Balin’s voice was very far away sounding, but Bilbo clung to it, if only to concentrate on something other than pain. “Often as he’s gone under them.”

“Not made for delicate work, me,” Dwalin agreed. “But that’ll be a scar you can be proud of, Master Baggins.”

“Long as you lie about where it came from,” Nori said contemplatively. “I know for a fact that our Dwalin there tells lassies one of his cuts came from a warg’s fang and I’ll tell you now, it’s all a pack of lies. He got it putting his fist through a window at the pub one night when he was so drunk he could barely stand - you lads heard this story before? No? Well, it’s was going on...had to be thirty or more years ago and I was coming back to town from a spree...”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:snark  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
A Token of Regard - jezebel_rising - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
“Here.”

Bilbo looked from the flowers that had been shoved in his face, then up to Dwalin’s fierce scowl and then back down at the crumpled and bruised bouquet. “Ah.”

“I said, here.”

“Right!” Bilbo fumbled with the offering, almost spilling it in the process. It was the oddest gifting of flowers he had ever received – and he had received them, by quite a few hobbit lads and lasses over the years, thank you very much.

“Right.” Bilbo watched as Dwalin made a strange, reaching motion towards him, but stopped before their hands could touch.

“…Thank you?” Bilbo offered, not quite sure what else to say.

Dwalin’s scowl only got deeper. “Right, then.” And he walked away.
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:gandalf  theme:fix-it  theme:courtship  theme:clueless  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:emotionalconstipation  p:lotr:dwalin/thorin  p:lotr:bilbo/dwalin/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 4 -- One Doesn't Simply Walk Around Erebor, by anon
Think about it. Thorin is terrible with directions, I'm sure he got lost in the tunnels of Erebor all the time and everyone asks him if he is lost and he is like 'NO' but he really is but won't admit it. So he just wanders until he is in the right place.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Sing Me a Lullaby - rachel4revenge - The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
He had knelt in the blood-soaked mud before the doors of Moria and held Hrokir's body, nearly cleaved in two from neck to hip. He had bellowed and raged at absent gods, and wept with his brow pressed hard against his brother's, whose grief he understood as never before.

He knew the song in his dreams was only a cruel joke of his imagination, no matter how real it seemed in the stillness of dawn. [4546]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:ori  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dori  trope:soulmates  theme:war  theme:injury  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:destiny  theme:selfharm  theme:h/c  theme:firstkiss  theme:love  unusualpairing  p:lotr:dwalin/ori  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Just the Right Type - deathwailart - The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: Written for hobbit kink. Prompt: Bofur/Dwalin, Bofur likes big, strong women. So when he meets Dwalin he falls head over heels for her.

Bonus points
#1: Dwalin looks and acts exactly like he does in the movie: bald, tattooed head and all.
#2: If the more Dwalin uses her strength and height against Bofur the more turned on he gets.

Notes: Also features: the epic bromance of Thorin and Dwalin, long-suffering Balin, jokingly overprotective and ridiculous Fili and Kili and Dori's inability to restrain his mothering to Ori. [3649]
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:thorin  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  humor  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:first-time  unusualpairing  kink:powerplay  kink:wallsex  p:lotr:bofur/dwalin  genre:het  rating:r  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
darke_wulf: Naught But Dwarflings
Prompt: The night is ridiculously cold, and Dwalin is nearly freezing his arse off. So he decide that the best and most sensible thing is to do something he has not done since he was much, much younger. And that is to sneak under the covers with Balin.

Balin is not to happy at having a freezing cold younger brother curling himself around him, and they begin to bicker like a pair of much younger dwarfs.

The two of them manage to wake up the rest of the company.

+100 if Thorin is half awake and think that it's Kili and Fili who are making a fuss, and yell for them to settle down.
fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:cuddling  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Things Kili are Fili are not allowed to do, *ever*, according to Uncle Thorin, by xiexiegirl
16. We are not allowed to "accidentally" knock someone in the river.
17. We are not allowed to say that we hear wargs when there are none, because it is mean and makes Dwalin twitchy.
18. We are not allowed to remind Thorin of Thranduil's general existence unless we want to be picking splinters from his shield out of our hair for weeks.
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:bilbo  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices

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