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Runaway - Amethystina - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
When people tell you to be wary not to pick up strays they usually refer to puppies and kittens, not gangly, hyperactive seventeen-year-olds with bright blue eyes and infectious smiles, but Carlos thinks that they should. The similarities are undeniable, after all, not only in terms of appearance and mannerism but also the way you get instantly and irrevocably attached.

Jacob Jensen should come with a warning sign, simple as that. And possibly also a manual. [36,839]
fic  m:thelosers10  au:realworld  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:jensen  theme:fixing  theme:friendship  theme:domesticity  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:pining  theme:first-time  theme:friendstolovers  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:love  p:losers:cougar/jensen  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
It's A Trap - thewhiterose3 - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
And if it were any other day with any other team and any other less paranoid 2IC, they might have continued on their way. They might have fulfilled the mission as planned only to realize a man named Max planned to take them out and use them as a scapegoat, blaming them for the death of children. It might have torn their team apart and slandered their names at home. But today is not that day, and Roque is one paranoid son of a bitch mother hen. [1068]
fic  m:thelosers10  au:justalittledifferent  c:losers:roque  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:clay  c:losers:pooch  c:losers:cougar  theme:snark  theme:team!  theme:competency!!!  theme:HEA  theme:fix-it  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2014 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
we ain't born typical - paxlux - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
The wind's out of the south and Cougar's restless. [2698]
Cougar's got the rifle pointed out the window because this is a four floor walk up and he's got the height, the distance ("makes you feel homesick for your blind, doesn't it, Cougs," and Cougar sighed at Jensen, which means sorta but don't tell anyone, pendejo, because that shit is messed up,) and they're just killing time until the General arrives, two days, three tops, so Cougar's sighting at parrots or something in the trees, toucans maybe, Jensen mumbles, "’Follow your nose!’ Which makes no sense because that toucan has a beak, not a nose, unless he's just being nice to the human children he's kidnapping with the sweet scent of Froot Loops, 'I don't have a nose, kids, but you do, so follow your nose right into my dangerous lair where I'll eat you or hold you for ransom, now eat your cereal'," and Cougar's not sighting anything anymore, he's staring at Jensen from under his hat, like he doesn't have the thread of the conversation but he wants in.

And this is why Jensen likes Cougar: dude doesn't think Jensen's crazy or insane or lost his marbles, doesn't think he's some sort of idiot savant who'll shoot his toes off or some such nonsense shit, nah, Cougar seems to enjoy Jensen's flights of random fancy, maybe they color his world or balance his own crazy, whatever, Jensen is pathetically grateful, but he'll break Cougar's scope on purpose before telling him any of that.
fic  m:thelosers10  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  theme:pining  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  theme:firstkiss  theme:snark  theme:RST  BFFpairing  p:losers:cougar/jensen  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:paxlux  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
CSI: Someone Made a Mess of Downtown Miami - chaosmanor - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
After hostilities erupt between a private security force and a Black Ops team in downtown Miami, Lieutenant Clay and his team of talented CSIs pick through the wreckage. [3046]
fic  m:thelosers10  au:career  c:losers:clay  c:losers:roque  c:losers:aisha  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:pooch  theme:theyfightcrime!  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:injury  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:chaosmanor  @ao3 
october 2014 by scorpionvoices
A Thousand Sounds - celli - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
“Watch it,” Clay said. “Your nursemaid here just might duct tape your mouth shut so you can rest your voice.”

“Hmm,” Cougar said.
If he could talk, he would point out that he was a grownup and capable of making grownupish decisions. If he could talk, he would demand to know if any other person on this team, or in this man’s army, could keep up a steady stream of radio chatter on two different channels for twelve hours, directing his team through an urban maze while simultaneously diverting the mercenaries after them into an underground parking garage three miles away.

If he could talk, it would probably be because he’d fucked up that assignment and his team would be dead.

fic  m:thelosers10  post-movie  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:clay  c:losers:pooch  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  kink:restraints  p:losers:cougar/jensen  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2013 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
High Sea Romance - misura - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
"En garde, you villain!" Jensen cried, to which Don Carlos Alvarez, also known as The Cougar of the Seas, also known as That Annoying Spanish Guy Who Hates Pirates, responded by shooting Pooch in the leg.

There was a pock! or maybe a twock! and Jensen thought the expression on Alvarez's face would probably stay with him until the day he died, it was just that perfect.

"He's called Legless Pooch for a reason, amigo"

ficlet  m:thelosers10  au:period  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:pooch  theme:crimeisthenewblack!  theme:pirates  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  o:awesome  p:losers:cougar/jensen  ge:slash  r:pg  a:misura  @ao3  challenge:yuletidemadness2013 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
In All the Tongues of Men and Angels - coinin - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Cougar goes home, goes on a road trip, and learns to cook. [19,089] [This is definitely one of my most favorite Losers fics ever. I've had the tab open for over a month so I can reread it whenever I want.]
fic  m:thelosers10  post-movie  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:jensen  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:illness  theme:grief  theme:friendship  theme:cominghome  theme:food  theme:comingout  theme:first-time  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:love  warning:characterdeath-oldage  p:losers:cougar/jensen  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
All You Have To Do Is Open Your Eyes - torakowalski - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
“Okay, no,” Pooch says, holding up his hands, “there is no way I’m gambling for money against you and Cougar.”

Jensen frowns, leaning across the table to make wide, concerned eyes at Pooch. “Is it because we’re just that fucking good?” he asks.

“No.” Pooch knocks the edge of the pack once, twice against the table. “It’s because I’m pretty sure you can read each other’s damn minds.” [5055]
fic  m:thelosers10  pre-movie  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  kink:restraints  p:losers:cougar/jensen  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:torakowalski  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2012 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
This Must Be The Place - gollumgollum - Glee, The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
Santana is eight years old when her Tio Carlos joins the Army. Or the less-cracky-than-you-might-expect Glee/The Losers crossover where Cougar is Santana's uncle. (If it tells you anything, i nearly titled this 'Ohana Means Family.') [4593]
fic  m:thelosers10  crossover  tv:glee  c:glee:santana  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:jensen  c:glee:brittany  theme:family  theme:comingout  theme:homophobia  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:PTSD  theme:drugabuse  theme:h/c  theme:cominghome  opinion:beautiful  p:glee:brittany/santana  p:losers:cougar/jensen  genre:femslash  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2012 by scorpionvoices
inside there's an army waiting (for their marching orders from you) - storm_petrel - The Losers - All Media Types, The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
They’re down in Texas, Fort Hood, warm-weather September, 2009. It should be feeling like vacation, but it’s not. The brass wanted Jensen, mostly, and the rest of them went along because Clay has the not-unreasonable fear that if he leaves any of his team alone stateside for any length of time, they’ll get poached or re-assigned. Sometimes he just worries that they’ll get into trouble.

That’s also not an unreasonable fear. [2987]
fic  co:thelosers  m:thelosers10  c:losers:clay  c:losers:roque  c:losers:pooch  c:losers:jolene  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  theme:angst  theme:team!  theme:injury  theme:war  warning:characterdeath-sortof  theme:resurrection  genre:gen  rating:r  author:storm_petrel  @ao3 
october 2012 by scorpionvoices
supernova - tigriswolf - Fantastic Four (Movieverse), The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
Any time there's an explosion, Jake Jensen has to fight down his instincts and grip his gun tighter and ignore ignore ignore the flames. He's not the Human Torch anymore. This isn't the Human Torch's world. [917]
ficlet  m:thelosers10  crossover  u:marvel  m:fantasticfour  c:losers:jensen  c:f4:johnny  trope:oneandthesame  theme:secrets  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:totherescue!  theme:grief  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:tigriswolf  @ao3 
august 2012 by scorpionvoices
Team Dynamics, Family, and Other Things That Will Hurt You - Pistol - The Losers (2010), The Losers - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Cougar keeps popping up next to Jensen after that. And much like Jensen's sudden influx of facial hair, Jensen decides to keep him.

The others initially shoot Cougar questioning looks which get ignored. After several days everyone seems content that their team is still a finely tuned instrument of badassery and explain the change in dynamics in their own unique ways.

Jensen is honestly a bit concerned at the way some of their minds work.


It's strange, but Jensen finds a routine with Cougar. It's almost comforting.

If they're on the move, Jensen knows without looking that Cougar is at his four. If they're making camp, he knows Cougar will be bunking down next to him. If Jensen starts to ramble, Cougar will only hush him if it might endanger the mission or if Hajjar is starting to twitch. Which really, he should probably get that looked at by a doctor, 'cause it's getting bad.

And when Jensen has food in his hand, he knows Cougar is there looking at it longingly from under his hat.

He's not stupid. He knows the food is why Cougar keeps popping up, but he finds he doesn't mind. If anything, it's leverage, 'cause no one but him is offering to share their rations with Cougar.
fic  co:thelosers  m:thelosers10  pre-movie  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:sisterjensen  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:beth  c:losers:pooch  c:losers:roque  c:losers:clay  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:abuse  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:family  theme:h/c  theme:homophobia  theme:injury  theme:grief  theme:cominghome  theme:captivity  theme:team!  theme:totherescue!  theme:PTSD  theme:scars  theme:snark  theme:aftermath  theme:fixing  theme:cuddling  theme:RST  theme:first-time  kink:restraints  kink:metal/ink  kink:marking  theme:love  warning:characterdeath-sortof  note:happyending  p:losers:cougar/jensen  p:losers:jolene/pooch  genre:slash  genre:drama  rating:nc-17  author:pistol  @ao3  challenge:anteup  favs:losers  favs:bestofthebest  for-kayla  for-cindy  w:torture 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
The dashboard melted (but we still had the radio) - storm_petrel - The Losers - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
In 2009, Jensen got a new team, fell stupid in love, and learned about sharks, the great organizing principle of the universe and crushing chest injuries. Not necessarily in that order. [6143]

[storm_petrel is without a doubt one of the best authors in the entire Losers fandom. Her Jensen is faily and amazing, her Cougar is quietly grumpy, and her everyone else just lights up my life with awesomeness. I squeal everytime I see that she's written something new, because I *know* it will be quality shenans. Also, this fic is author-tagged 'pining as a life choice', 'a year in the life', and 'sharks!'. VALID TAGS ARE VALID.]
fic  co:thelosers  m:thelosers10  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:roque  c:losers:pooch  theme:firstmeetings  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:family  theme:injury  theme:competency!!!  theme:team!  theme:angst  theme:firstkiss  p:losers:cougar/jensen  genre:slash  rating:r  author:storm_petrel  @ao3  for-kayla 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
completely unplanned - Feather (lalaietha) - The Losers (2010), Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey [Archive of Our Own]
Jensen has a knack for adapting his orders in ways that get interesting results. [7416] [Aka the one where Jensen steals all the fire-lizard eggs. Also, Cougar broke my heart in this. COUGAAAAR.]
fic  co:thelosers  m:thelosers10  au:fusion  b:pern  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:clay  c:losers:pooch  c:losers:roque  c:losers:cougar  theme:undercover  theme:spies  theme:friendship  theme:team!  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:lalaietha  @ao3  for-amanda 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
The Jensen Family Secret - katemonkey - The Losers, Captain America [Archive of Our Own]
"So Grandma Josephine decided that, right then and there, that she had to tell my dad that Jacob Jensen wasn't his father..." [263] [no, seriously, when I got to the punchline I cackled. A++!]
ficlet  m:thelosers10  crossover  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:pooch  l:short  humor  theme:family  trope:implausiblerelatives  genre:gen  r:g  a:katemonkey  @ao3  for-kayla 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
katemonkey: Six Secrets
Roque votes. Not just national elections, like most people he knows, but state and local — all the way down to school board.

When he's just talking shit with people, he's the angriest most right-wing motherfucker out there, making Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh look like motherfuckin' granola-chompin' treehuggers.

But when he has that ballot in his hands, he has a set order. Democrat women first, then Democrat men, then any woman.

And every time he votes, he grins. [857]
ficlet  m:thelosers10  c:losers:clay  c:losers:roque  c:losers:pooch  c:losers:couger  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:aisha  theme:secrets  theme:knitting  n:worldbuilding  c:losers:ensemble  ge:gen  style:fivethings  r:pg-13  @privatearchive 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Inside Your Head the Sound of Glass - cm (mumblemutter) - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
In the madhouse, what Clay likes to describe as the worst eight months of his life: they drugged him up and once in a while someone came in to ask him if he still felt the need to tear people to shreds. Not in so many words, but Clay's smart. He's been around. They can ask their questions, and he can answer them, and everyone can pretend that he's going to get better someday. That they'll let him go someday.

And then there was the kid who wouldn't stop talking about government conspiracies; who wouldn't stop talking, period. Obsessive compulsive. Paranoid. Clay bribed someone to read his file. Couldn't figure out why a boy without a trail of bodies behind him was even in here to begin with. But then again, not like Clay had ever been convicted of anything.

The kid said "Hey," one day. Popped up like a jack-in-the-box, waved his fingers into Clay's face. "Hey, you. You're the guy. You're the one, right." [1875]
fic  m:thelosers10  au:realworld  c:losers:clay  c:losers:jensen  unusualpairing  c:losers:roque  theme:insanity  theme:sociopaths  opinion:creepy  p:losers:clay/jensen  length:short  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:mumblemutter  @AO3  opinion:awesome 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
the pearl: team jensen
"Dear Penthouse Forum," Jensen says from his side of the bed, looking up at the ceiling in the dark. "When my twin sister suggested having a threesome with my best friend, I never thought it would come true..."

Julie snorts from her side, muffled slightly from her face resting on Cougar's shoulder. "They'll never take your letter — you write like a serial killer," she says.
fic  m:thelosers10  oneshot  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:couger  c:losers:sisterjensen  OT3  theme:first-time  theme:snark  kink:incest  theme:friendship  hilarity  genre:muli  a:katemonkey  r:pg-13  @privatearchive 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
storm_petrel: 17 tattoos
9. The bull on Jensen’s right arm was the result of long, long night on leave in Sydney, after his first tour in Afghanistan. Jensen was so drunk that there used to be video footage of him proposing marriage to the tattoo artist (who was bald, with an Alan Moore beard and probably pushing sixty) until said footage magically disappeared from the internet. Jensen figured a bull was one of the less embarrassing things he could have ended up with, and chalked it up as a win. He found the tattoo artist’s phone number in his pocket, three days later. [1020]
fic  pre-series  characterstudy  favs:losers  for-kayla  style:fivethings  m:thelosers10  c:losers:clay  c:losers:roque  c:losers:pooch  c:losers:aisha  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  kink:metal/ink  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:storm_petrel  @dw 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
katemonkey: getting in character
Clay ran his hand down his face and sighed. "Jensen, what are you doing?"

"Getting into character. 'Cause I'm totally this bike messenger, right?"

"And you have to..." Clay gestured towards Jensen's leg.

"Well, yeah. Bike messengers are all about speed. And you get faster by having less wind resistance. Which you do by shaving your legs. Except that's mostly a myth, which is why they're bike messengers and not geniuses like me. But, anyways, I am a bike messenger, and, therefore, I shave my legs."

Clay blinked a few times, then sighed. "Whatever. Just...hurry up, all right?"
fic  m:thelosers10  n:missingscene  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:couger  c:losers:ensemble  n:humor  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  p:losers:cougar/jensen  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @privatearchive 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices

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