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Academic Punk - thehoyden - due South [Archive of Our Own]
"Which one is Professor Kowalski? There was a department meeting, but I didn't catch everybody's names."

Gladys patted him on the shoulder, and he wouldn't be surprised if, in the way of administrative assistants everywhere, she knew exactly the circumstances of his hire. "He's the one with his hair like that Billy boy."

"Billy Boy?" he repeated, confused.

"You know. That Billy Idol. Gets in nearly as much trouble, too, not that anyone ever says a word to him about it," she said, clucking her tongue and sounding disapproving and indulgent at the same time.

"Spiked blond hair, dark glasses?" Fraser asked, alarmed.

"That's the one," Gladys told him, handing him his office key. "You come on down later when you need office supplies, all right?"

He nodded, still dazed. SR Kowalski himself had come to Fraser's defense. Kowalski, who was published to Sunday and back, who'd won awards, whose office was right next to his own.

Kowalski, who looked and acted like an academic punk. Anarchy in the English department.

Fraser wondered if this was a good thing or a bad thing. [19,093] [I know I've read this before, years ago even. How have I never managed to bookmark it?]
fic  tv:duesouth  au:university  c:ds:fraser  c:ds:rayk  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:competency!!!  trope:stealth!dating  theme:first-time  p:ds:fraser/rayk  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:thehoyden  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
In Bond and Blood - thehoyden - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
"I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.

To his credit, Iruka didn’t freeze in the middle of taking a sip of tea, but he did set his cup down after a careful swallow. "This is sudden," Iruka said cautiously.

Kakashi looked over at the curtain fluttering in a brisk, early autumn breeze. "Not really. I’m turning thirty tomorrow."

Iruka drank from his teacup again, and Kakashi knew he wouldn’t have to explain further, jounin life expectancy being what it was. You were either good enough or lucky enough to survive, or you weren’t. In either case, Kakashi believed in being prepared. "Happy birthday," Iruka said after a moment.

Kakashi inclined his head in thanks. "Imagine my surprise when I learned you beat me to it. Very sneaky, Iruka-sensei. Tell me, how did you convince Naruto to keep his mouth shut about the adoption?" [12,918]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:naruto  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  trope:marriageofconvenience  theme:marriage  theme:family  theme:love  theme:clueless  theme:angst  theme:first-time  opinion:pitchperfect  @ao3  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  theme:kids  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:thehoyden 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
Past Imperfect - thehoyden - Merlin (BBC) [Archive of Our Own]
Merlin gaped at him. "You know? I mean, about me?"

"Of course I know, you idiot, you told me a year ago," Arthur yelled.

"Don't be angry with him, Arthur, he's a little confused," he heard Merlin say, except that Merlin hadn't moved his mouth and the sound had come from behind Arthur.

He whipped around to see Merlin standing behind him, which made no sense because that would mean there were two Merlins with him, and that would mean --

"Something is very, very wrong here," Arthur said. [2310]
fic  tv:merlin  oneshot  c:merlin:merlin  c:merlin:arthur  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:clueless  humor  theme:timetravel  theme:firstkiss  genre:slash  rating:r  author:thehoyden  @AO3  p:merlin:arthur/merlin 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
Acts of God (Sherlock) - thehoyden - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
John became the one in charge of their household budget. He had a careful spreadsheet made up, all neatly colour-coded. There were sections marked for rent, bills, groceries, and miscellaneous living expenses.

Within three days, he was forced to add a new section: Acts of God (Sherlock). [1080]
fic  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  shenanigans  boysaredorks  worldbuilding  theme:friendship  genre:fluff  genre:gen  author:thehoyden  favs:bbcsherlock  @AO3  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
A Thoughtful, Moving Exploration of Passionate Youth - thehoyden - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
"It said something about Gai that Iruka was actually unsure whether that was a line." [Or, Iruka adopts Naruto, who is weird; quasi-adopts Lee, who is also weird; befriends (weird) lunatics, and falls in love with the Grandmaster of Weird, Maito Gai.15,502 words of sheer kick-ass amazing.]
fic  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  pre-series  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:gai  unusualpairing  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:lee  c:naru:kakashi  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:family  favs:naruto  @AO3  opinion:sweet  theme:kids  opinion:cute  p:naru:gai/iruka  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:thehoyden 
august 2010 by scorpionvoices
How to File Form 39-B, by the Hoyden
The first time Iruka met Hatake Kakashi, he was still on some pretty good painkillers. That was probably just as well, because otherwise, he would have been highly twitchy about being forced to lie on his stomach in the presence of one of the top jounin of Konoha. But as it was, he was pleasantly snowed, and so when the famed Copy-nin slouched into Iruka's hospital room, he was definitely less on edge than he could have been.

"Umino Iruka-sensei?" Kakashi said, by way of greeting.

"Um," Iruka said. "Pretty sure, yeah."
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:iruka  hilarity  theme:seduction  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  theme:marriage  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:thehoyden  @privatearchive 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
A Simple Man
As a general rule, Ikkaku thought it was better to have uncomplicated wants. Setting the bar of expectations low, some might say, but years on the road with Yumichika had taught Ikkaku to appreciate food that wasn't rotten, a place to sleep that wasn't likely to expose you to the elements or get you killed, and the occasional company in bed that you didn't have to pay for. Gradually, he'd added to the list, and it had come to include nights like these, sitting around with a bunch of guys that he knew would have his back when the inevitable bar fight broke out, and in the meantime would drink good booze and tell stories that got bigger with each retelling.
fic  c:bleach:ikkaku  c:bleach:kira  theme:first-time  humor  c:bleach:yumichika  shenanigans  boysaredorks  an:bleach  length:short  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:thehoyden  @privatearchive 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
Red for Luck, by The Hoyden
He isn't going to make more of a fool of himself just because his two idiot friends have gotten it into their heads that he's antisocial.
fic  c:bleach:kira  c:bleach:ikkaku  humor  an:bleach  theme:inebriation  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:thehoyden  @privatearchive  p:bleach:ikkaku/kira 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices

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