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teen wolf coffee orders!
Mama McCall: Depends on the time of day. If it’s just before an early shift, she’ll have a dark roast with room for cream; if it’s just before a night shift, she’ll have a triple-shot mocha. If it’s just after a rough shift, she’ll have “Whatever the hell will be fastest, I have twelve hours before I have to get back to the hospital and a kid to see.” If it’s autumn, she’ll have a pumpkin spice latte, because fuck you, pumpkin spice lattes are delicious.

Papa Stilinski: Has discovered that Stiles has not yet discovered that he can order a milkshake without getting ratted on by concerned citizens if he just does it at a coffee place. Call them whatever you want—frappawhatsits, happy blender accidents, he doesn’t care. They’re milkshakes, and they’re his little secret, alright?

Finstock: GODDAMN IT, GREENBERG, THIS ISN’T WHAT I ORDERED
meta  tv:teenwolf  c:teenwolf:ensemble  genre:crackish  hilarity  author:gyzym  @tumblr 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
I Flatly Refuse To Call This "The Bend And Snap" - gyzym - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Or, that one time I read this fantastic post and then wrote a bunch of Danny-as-a-yoga-instructor/Stiles-as-his-stressed-out-client fic? Well, some of it's fic, anyway. Some of it is....chatlogged....not!fic, look, I have basically nothing to say for myself about this one. This is summarily ridiculous, and would have been tumblr!fic except that it got, uh, too long. I just really liked the idea of these guys in yoga pants, okay? That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
fic  tv:teenwolf  chat!fic  au:magicless  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:danny  theme:clueless  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  trope:matchmaking  theme:inebriation  hilarity  p:teenwolf:danny/stiles  genre:slash  rating:r  author:gyzym  @ao3 
september 2012 by scorpionvoices
If Stiles and Derek were puppies, what kind of puppy would they each be and would there be cuddles?
if derek and stiles were puppies, derek would be something with paws too big for his body, one of the big breeds that produces puppies that are constantly tripping over themselves because they’ve got those GIANT FREAKING PAWS and they don’t know how they work, and stiles would be a terrier puppy that thinks he’s a lion
fic-thing  au:nothuman  reaction:*want*  tv:teenwolf  author:gyzym  @tumblr 
september 2012 by scorpionvoices
AND NOW, BLACK WIDOW META.
So, since we’re talking Natasha in MCU here (I could use the comics, but since it would take all day and involve my Extensive And Uncontrollable Bucky Barnes Emotions, let’s not), we’re going to jump back for a second and look at Iron Man 2. Here is some shit Natasha Romanov deals with in that movie: recoding killer Mickey Rourke robots; schooling Sam Rockwell’s killer ass; spying to the tune of a drunk billionaire in a super suit destroying his house to give his buddy a present; knocking out an entire team of highly trained security guards in the time it takes poor Happy Hogan to pull a Mike Tyson on that one dude; doing a psychological profile of Tony Stark, which, for real, WORST job; dealing with all her SHIELD orders and managing Tony and Pepper’s lives; DO I NEED TO GO ON. And the only time we see her wrong-footed, even for a second, is when Tony shoves his sorry, self-destructive ass into that race car. Pepper demands to know if Natasha knew about this, and Natasha’s response—in one of her more emotional moments of that film, given that she’s visibly uncomfortable to admit it—is, “This is the first that I’ve known of it.” She says it like she wishes she didn’t have to; it’s both almost apologetic and almost furious, indicating that Natasha hates surprises and goes out of her way to avoid dealing with them most of the time.
author:gyzym  meta  m:ironman  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:natasha  opinion:awesome  @tumblr 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
What...Just Happened: An Afternoon With The Hunger Games
Primrose: Hello I am twelve and I am adorable and my big sister will do anything for me because my sweetness is so contagious and I am so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Me: …have you been talking to my brother?



The Hunger Games: Yo, I turn out to be a state-mandated fight to the death—

Me: What

The Hunger Games: Between unwilling and randomly chosen victims—

Me: What

The Hunger Games: Who are children—

Me: WHAT

The Hunger Games: Whose chances of competition are increased by how many extra times their starving selves put their name into the drawing for survival food to feed their families!

Me: W H A T

The Hunger Games: Oh, and we’re broadcast on live television, to entertain the people and also subdue them with the reminder that we can take their children and have them slaughtered at any time.

Me: WOW, THIS IS SUPER NOT THE LIGHT-HEARTED AWESOME LADY HUNTRESS STORY I WAS ANTICIPATING

The Hunger Games: We get that a lot.
author:gyzym  meta  post:reactionpost  post:recap  lolz.forever  for-kayla  @tumblr 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
An Avalanche Of Detour Signs - gyzym - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Molly Hooper gets a job, gets a degree, breaks a heart, has her heart broken, falls in love, keeps a secret, saves a life, runs a morgue, falls apart, pulls it together, and finds exactly what she didn't know she was looking for--not necessarily in that order. [56,053]

[Possibly the *best* Sherlock fic I have ever read. Molly is just such a fully realized character, I fell in love with her right off the bat, and her relationships with the other characters alternated between making me grin like a loon and just sob in utter misery on her behalf. Once I started reading I went right through to the end; I couldn't stop.]
fic  tv:sherlock  c:sh:molly  c:SH:lestrade  c:sh:mrs.hudson  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  c:sh:anthea  c:SH:mycroft  c:sh:moriarty  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:aftermath  theme:competency!!!  theme:RST  theme:undercover  theme:transformation  theme:family  theme:fixing  theme:h/c  theme:grief  theme:first-time  theme:sacrifice  theme:romance  theme:role-reversal  BFFpairing  p:sh:lestrade/molly  p:sh:molly/moriarty  genre:het  rating:nc-17  author:gyzym  @ao3  for-kayla  recomended  favs:bestofthebest  favs:sherlock 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
WIP amnesty: everything's coming up fitzherbert
Basically, this is the fic to go along with the “Miguel and Tulio from The Road to El Dorado are totally Flynn-from-Rapunzel’s dads!” concept I’ve seen everywhere. To be clear: THIS IS NOT MY ORIGINAL IDEA, AT ALL. It’s been all over tumblr, and while I totally don’t know who started it, if you do, let me know and I’ll credit them here!

Also, the fact that this exists at all? Toooootally leupagus’s fault. She is terrible and she makes me do terrible things. TERRIBLE. ONES. |||

Fifteen minutes later, everyone has a glass of brandy, except for Eugene, who has the bottle.

“I need it,” he says. “For moral support. And my head wound. And... reasons.”

Rapunzel sighs and pats him on the shoulder. It is a gesture that somehow manages to say, “I love you,” “I am ashamed to know you,” and “Never forget that I wear every last pair of pants in this relationship, including that pair you keep in the back of the closet with the sequins,” all at the same time.

Eugene really loves her a lot. [2786]
fic  u:disney  m:tangled  crossover  m:roadtoeldorado  c:tangled:eugene  c:tangled:rapunzel  c:rted:tulio  c:rted:miguel  c:rted:chel  theme:long-lost-relatives  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:family  theme:kids  theme:snark  boysaredorks  p:tangled:eugene/rapunzel  p:rted:chel/miguel/tulio  OT3  trope:implausiblerelatives  genre:crack  genre:het  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:gyzym  WiP-amnesty  @tumblr  favs:crossover  hilarity  LOLZ  for-cindy 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
gyzym: Believe Me if You Can (The House at Pooh Corner)
In a world where Arthur is Rabbit, Eames is Tigger, Cobb is Pooh, Yusuf is Eeyore, Ariadne is Piglet and Saito is Owl, *nothing makes sense anymore*. [11,600]
fic  m:inception  b:whinniethepooh  post-movie  case-file  c:inception:arthur  c:inception:eames  c:inception:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  hilarity  theme:angst  theme:friendship  genre:slash  rating:r  author:gyzym  opinion:sweet  p:inc:arthur/eames  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices

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