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definitions of humanity - dangeropolis - Critical Role (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
Sometimes, everything is shitty, and terrible, really terrible, and irredeemable enough that you just have to cry until there aren't any tears left. Is it weird that you want Scanlan Shorthalt to be there when that happens?

Pike works as an EMT on a particularly rough shift. [3874]
fic  web:criticalrole1  au:realworld  c:cr:pike  c:cr:kashaw  c:cr:scanlan  theme:grief  theme:aftermath  theme:h/c  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:cuddling  theme:healthyrelationships  p:cr:pike/scanlan  ge:het  r:pg-13  @ao3 
february 2019 by scorpionvoices
been living in the fast lane - arahir - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
Keith takes the ride of his life. Shiro loses his mind. [8482]
As they watch, the timer flips from 7:00 to 6:59, seconds flicking by. "We've got a bomb," Keith reports over the general radio as calmly as he can.

There's a beat before Pidge responds, cool as ever. "Ok. Bomb squad is en route. ETA is ten minutes."

"Uh yeah, so that might be a problem." Hunk offers, diplomatically.
fic  ca:voltronLD  au:realworld  tobetagged 
september 2018 by scorpionvoices
Sometimes It Takes a Village - Hazel_Athena - The Magnificent Seven (2016) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Faraday thinks he's a man on a mission, but really he needs to just get over himself and go after what he wants. [6028]
Unlike his first several targets, Faraday knows better than approaching the next one at home. He also knows better than to show up without some kind of bribery, which is why he walks into the mechanic’s garage carrying a tray of coffee and a bag of chocolate donuts.

“Huh,” says Red as he rolls himself out from beneath the truck he’s working on. “None of the others mentioned getting treats when you came calling.”

“That ‘cause none of the others are liable to break my face for asking them to get involved in my personal shit.”

Red just cocks a knowing eyebrow at him.

“Okay, except for Billy,” Faraday acknowledges. “But that was why I made sure Goodnight was there when I got his opinion.”
fic  m:magnificentseven  au:realworld  c:mag7:faraday  c:mag7:vasquez  c:mag7:ensemble  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:domesticity  theme:love  p:mag7:faraday/vasquez  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
Blood, Coffee, & Motor Oil - underwater_owl - Mad Max Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
A coffee shop AU. Except more complicated. A small town setting, Furiosa is the local mechanic, too much a black sheep in town to be having the easiest time of it. Max is working the local coffee shop, for something to do and a soft place to land while he recovers from raging PTSD incurred during his police work, and Citadel, Australia, is about as small and sleepy a place as it's possible to get, right? The Wives are the residents of a rather discretely run home for abused women that Furiosa supers for when she isn't in her shop. The lesbian separatist feminist motorcycle gang is literally just that.

This is a love story, hinged around a missing person, a suspected homicide, a broken carburetor, and a mutual disdain for pretentious coffee. [41,100]
fic  m:madmax  au:realworld  c:max:furiosa  c:max  c:max:thedag  c:max:capable  c:max:nux  c:max:keeperoftheseeds  c:max:valkyrie  c:max:ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:foundfamily  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:love  theme:fixing  theme:first-time  p:max:furiosa/max  p:max:capable/nux  ge:het  r:nc-17  @ao3 
september 2016 by scorpionvoices
Thirty-Eight Days and Counting - thecommodore_squid - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
It didn’t escape him that Steve shared his assumed last name. “Are you gonna be my cousin?” Bucky asked dully.

Steve frowned. “Husband, actually,” he said easily, holding up his left hand to show a typical golden band.

Bucky scowled and closed the door.

An AU in which Bucky is put in the witness protection program and Steve is the agent hired to protect him/pretend to be his husband. [40,292]

[Honestly, I really loved this. Bucky and Steve are both broken in their own ways, and they don't have a life-long friendship to fall back on. Also, the way they're both so excited about successfully getting through social interactions with the so-called 'normal' people on their block made me just about die laughing.]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  au:realworld  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  c:ironman:tony  c:cap:sam  theme:PTSD  theme:undercover  theme:injury  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:domesticity  theme:friendship  theme:pining  theme:firstkiss  theme:angst  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  theme:fixing  theme:scars  theme:brainwashing  theme:HEA  trope:amnesia  trope:pretendSO  w:torture  p:cap:bucky/steve  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:r  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
Someone Yelled 'Dibs' - a second collection (is totally necessary) - Chapter 28 - shineyma - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
It would be an understatement to say that Grant is bemused, upon entering yet another room at the house party he’s searching, to be greeted by a quickly shouted “Dibs!” and a chorus of groans.

“Uh, hi?” he asks, doing a quick scan of the room.
fic  u:marvel  tv:agentsofSHIELD  au:realworld  c:shield:ward  c:shield:jemma  c:shield:skye  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  o:cute  p:shield:jemma/ward  ge:het  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
Love Is for Suckers - Potrix - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Life isn’t a fairytale, Bucky isn’t the roguish yet lovable protagonist, and Tony definitely isn’t his Prince Charming.

No, in reality, Bucky takes his clothes off for money, and Tony is just another customer. The fact that they keep falling into bed together proves nothing, and a candle in the middle of the table doesn’t automatically make a dinner a date.

Bucky doesn’t get that lucky, this isn’t some cheesy rom-com, and real life doesn’t work like that.

Right? [17,201]
fic  u:marvel  m:ironman  m:captainamerica  au:realworld  c:cap:bucky  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  theme:scars  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:first-time  theme:snark  theme:love  theme:family  theme:HEA  k:metal/ink  p:marvel:bucky/tony  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
Wilton's Bakery - machine_dove, Sproings - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
After an accident leaves him injured and unable to perform, Clint Barton's life seems bleak. Things start to change after he meets the strangest man by accident (and he was in the circus, Clint knows strange). Sometimes life's a trial, and sometimes you just have to hold on and hope you survive the ride. [9622] [Cliche, but hella entertaining.]
“GODDAMIT WADE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!” Clint was waving around the paper-wrapped...thing he found in the walk-in. It was...squishy. And the smell was indescribable, which was really saying something considering he had spent most of his life living in close quarters with animals and people who thought personal hygiene was a suggestion and not a requirement.

“My haggis!” He sounded delighted.

“Why the fuck do we have haggis in a bakery?”

“Haggis doesn’t need a reason, Clint. Haggis just is.”

It said a lot about what his life had become, Clint thought, that this somehow made perfect sense.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  co:deadpool  au:realworld  au:bakery/coffeeshop  c:avengers:clint  c:deadpool:wade  theme:permanentinjury  theme:depression  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:scars  theme:love  theme:shenanigans  theme:clueless  theme:boysaredorks  theme:friendstolovers  theme:firstkiss  o:adorable  unusualpairing  p:xvr:clint/wade  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
criminals do it better - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer’s head, snarling, “Hey, asshole! It’s called recycling!” [23,772 words in the series so far] Why did it take me so long to read this?! I *adore* it.]
“Oh my god, why do you let me talk?” Kakashi groans, face-down on Asuma’s coffee table. There's a drink in his hand, but it isn’t nearly big enough to make him forget the humiliating mortification of three hours ago. “Oh my god, why do you let me out in public?”

“Ten years since high school and I'm still trying to work that out,” Genma says amusedly from where he’s lounging on the couch, because he’s unrepentantly a bastard and definitely not one of Kakashi's friends in any way, shape, or form. “So, were they hot?”

Kakashi thinks of sharp-edged black eyes full of life, shaggy black hair against pale skin, a leanly muscular body, an angular face filled with righteous indignation and then familial fondness in turns, and glumly agrees, “The hottest.”

“And they hate you now?” Genma wants to know. (He’s merciless, and Kakashi can't remember why he even vaguely likes him.)

Kakashi moans his agreement, not having the strength to so much as lift his head. Damn it, the guy was amazing. Gorgeous, passionate, funny, clever…and Kakashi, of course, had to open his big fat mouth and shove his foot all the way in. Fuck.

“What are we talking about?” Asuma takes a seat in the recliner, dropping a platter of chips and dip on the table to the left of Kakashi's ear.

Genma, of course, grins. “Kakashi's complete inability to interact with the rest of the population,” he says without an ounce of remorse, passing Asuma the bottle of scotch.
fic  series  an:naruto  au:realworld  c:naru:obito  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:ensemble  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:dating  theme:friendship  trope:everyoneisgay  theme:scars  theme:boysaredorks  theme:injury  theme:competency!!!  theme:love  p:naru:kakashi/obito  p:naru:naruto/sasuke  p:naru:madara/tobirama  ge:slash  r:r  a:blackkat  @ao3 
december 2015 by scorpionvoices
The Art of Finding Reality - Vera (Vera_DragonMuse) - Mad Max Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Healing from a terrible accident, reality takes on a malleable quality and his dreams leak through to the real world. [2800]

[Um. Ouch. I could probably read another 1000000 words about this Nux the Unreliable Narrator, who's dangerously disconnected from reality, damaged, hurting, but so sweet and giving and strong in his own way. I love the way the other characters are woven into his dreams from his reality, and the way they care about him even though he's not what you'd normally call all there. I just. WHY IS THIS SO SHORT. But it's perfect. BUT IT'S TOO SHORT.]
fic  m:madmax  au:realworld  c:max:nux  c:max:capable  c:max:furiosa  c:max  c:max:ensemble  theme:dreams  theme:injury  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:foundfamily  p:max:capable/nux  ge:het  r:pg-13  a:veradragonmuse  favs:randomfandom  @ao3 
may 2015 by scorpionvoices
Somewhere That's Green - juniorstarcatcher - Mad Max Series (Movies), fury road [Archive of Our Own]
"We're partners," Max says, shrugging even as Furiosa keeps her stare and hands on him, "Where you go, I go."

Furiosa awards herself a moment to process that, then proceeds, as passionate as Max has ever seen her.

"If we're doing this thing, we're doing it all the way. You understand? We don't back down until we leave with them. No matter what."

No matter what. That threatening promise resounds off of the tiles, echoing through the empty room with its gravity. Max merely renews his vows.

"Where you go, I go." [5949]
fic  m:madmax  au:realworld  c:max:furiosa  c:max  c:max:ensemble  theme:totherescue!  theme:adoption  theme:theyfightcrime!  theme:platoniclove  theme:fixing  theme:foundfamily  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2015 by scorpionvoices
Slow Day - CapricornQueen - Mad Max Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Capable has had the slowest day at the North Citadel Hospital. Her saving grace from boredom comes in the form an injured mechanic named Nux. [2134]

fic  m:madmax  au:realworld  c:max:capable  c:max:nux  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:dating  p:max:capable/nux  ge:het  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2015 by scorpionvoices
Runaway - Amethystina - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
When people tell you to be wary not to pick up strays they usually refer to puppies and kittens, not gangly, hyperactive seventeen-year-olds with bright blue eyes and infectious smiles, but Carlos thinks that they should. The similarities are undeniable, after all, not only in terms of appearance and mannerism but also the way you get instantly and irrevocably attached.

Jacob Jensen should come with a warning sign, simple as that. And possibly also a manual. [36,839]
fic  m:thelosers10  au:realworld  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:jensen  theme:fixing  theme:friendship  theme:domesticity  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:pining  theme:first-time  theme:friendstolovers  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:love  p:losers:cougar/jensen  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Magic for Beginners - Vera (Vera_DragonMuse) - Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
There's a run down theater and a run down magician with three ravens. He has one impossible trick. His new assistant has a lot of questions, but no answers of her own. [17,274]

[I was kinda sceptical, but I ended up loving this a lot.]
fic  m:thor  au:realworld  c:thor:darcy  c:thor:loki  theme:runningaway  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:angst  theme:snark  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:HEA  p:thor:darcy/loki  p:thor:jane/thor  ge:het  r:r  a:vera_dragonmuse  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Locker Room Therapy - Asuka Kureru (Askerian) - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
He's never going to know the truth. Minato and Kyuubi are identical twins. There's absolutely no way to prove which one of the two actually fathered him.

(Apart from taking Kyuubi at his word, but Kyuubi lies. Naruto knows that Kyuubi lies.)

It's sordid, is what it is. And that's why he'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but at least it's normal-weird. His-life-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him "my son" and carves into his cheeks. [6726]
fic  an:naruto  au:realworld  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:kyuubi  theme:aftermath  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:PTSD  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:injury  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  theme:snark  theme:fixing  theme:love  warning:rape-past  p:naru:naruto/sasuke  ge:slash  r:r  a:asukakureru  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
If You Want Something Visual That's Not Too Abysmal - sweetNsimple - Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Daredevil (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
Peter flopped down on the bed, inserted his face into his pillow, and stopped breathing in what was obviously an attempt to asphyxiate himself via cushiony comforts. When that inevitably failed, he screeched something that could have been “FLY BY STARBUCKS” or, just as likely, “MY LIFE SUCKS”, which was just too bad.

“I thought life was looking up for you,” Matt said, braille tickling beneath his fingers. [3087]
fic  u:marvel  co:spiderman  co:deadpool  co:daredevil  au:realworld  c:dd:matt  c:spiderman:peter  c:marvel:deadpool  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:kids  theme:dating  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  p:marvel:matt/peter  p:marvel:peter/wade  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
(I Think I Like) What I Don't Know About You - QuokkaFoxtrot - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
"Say, what's your name? Maybe I've read some of your stuff."

"I find that highly unlikely." The man said witheringly, drawing the cup of water closer so he could rip open the tea packet with a disdainful look and leave it to steep.

"Try me." Newt jutted out his jaw in challenge.

"Doctor Hermann Gottlieb, if you must know." He said with a sigh. "Though I do not believe that one such as yourself-"

"Holy sh-," Newt cut him off, stunned. It had been fifteen years since he'd sent the last letter. Fifteen years since Hermann had stopped writing back. "I've, uh, I've read all your work. It's the tits." Newt tried to play it cool; he'd gotten over that years ago. Really, he had. [72,228]
fic  m:pacificrim  au:realworld  au:bakery/coffeeshop  c:pr:newt  c:pr:hermann  c:pr:chuck  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:pining  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:dating  theme:snark  theme:mentalhealthissues  theme:h/c  theme:love  theme:domesticity  theme:dorksinlove  theme:HEA  p:pr:hermann/newt  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:nc-17  @ao3 
december 2013 by scorpionvoices
Dog Days Are Over - Vera (Vera_DragonMuse) - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
It’s ludicrous to run away from home at twenty. It’s not even running away anymore. He had a car and enough money to keep him in shitty motel rooms. Even most of a college degree that would get him in the door of less self-respecting businesses.

Anyone else would have said he finally got his head on straight and moved out.

But Gabriel knew better. He’d run away as surely as he had at seven with his G.I. Joe suitcase rattling along next to him on the sidewalk. [3982]
fic  tv:supernatural  au:human  au:realworld  c:spn:gabriel  c:spn:charlie  c:spn:michael  theme:family  theme:runningaway  theme:angst  theme:self-actualizing  theme:love  kink:incest  p:spn:gabriel/michael  ge:slash  r:r  a:vera_dragonmuse  @ao3 
december 2013 by scorpionvoices
Our blessings one by one - mayachain - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
In a world where there is no Stargate Program, Major Sheppard is dishonorably discharged and left to fend for himself by his father, but not his brother. [4157]
fic  tv:stargateatlantis  au:realworld  c:sga:dave  c:sga:john  c:sga:rodney  theme:family  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:angst  trope:matchmaking  theme:friendship  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2013 by scorpionvoices
So how come I feel so lonely when you’re up getting down? - lanyon - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Steve Rogers, architect, goes to a strip club under duress. He doesn't expect to see a familiar face on stage. (Tony Stark's resultant and incessant teasing is, however, entirely expected.) [1839] [Not very long, but pure gold.]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:realworld  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  c:cap:bucky  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:natasha  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:love  p:cap:bucky/steve  p:marvel:clint/coulson  p:marvel:fury/hill  genre:slash  r:r  a:lanyon  @ao3  LOLZ  for-kayla 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
Coming Apart (In My Arms) - harborshore - The Avengers (2012), Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
1950s Avengers AU. Bucky is a war veteran, Steve works for Tony Stark’s newspaper. Bucky doesn't talk about the war. They share an apartment and they go to work and nothing's like it was before Bucky left. And then Tony lends them his cabin for a vacation. [3472]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  au:period  au:realworld  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:bucky  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:vacation  theme:homophobia  theme:clueless  theme:friendstolovers  theme:first-time  theme:RST  kink:crossdressing  kink:outdoorsex  p:cap:bucky/steve  genre:slash  r:nc-17  a:harborshore  @ao3 
august 2013 by scorpionvoices
Diamonds Are Forever (but flowers are cheaper) - tylerfucklin (zimothy) - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
His name was Stiles Stilinski. He was older than 21, but younger than 25. His dad was the sheriff and he was a student at Beacon Hills Community College. He came into the shop every couple days; always after three, but never past five. He always said hello to Laura, always bought one bouquet, and always spent five minutes trying to make Derek smile with as many puns as he could come up with by the time Derek handed him his receipt.

Derek may or may not be in love with him. [9453]
fic  tv:teenwolf  au:realworld  c:teenwolf:derek  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:laura  theme:clueless  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:shenanigans  theme:firstkiss  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  genre:slash  genre:fluff  r:pg-13  opinion:adorable  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
A Whole World of Trouble - sheafrotherdon - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
John Sheppard's a singer in the local honky-tonk; Rodney McKay's newly moved into town. Dating ensues. [8583] [Ugh, this is so freaking cute. What is it about SGA that makes AUs so candy-coated addictive?]
fic  tv:stargateatlantis  au:realworld  c:sga:john  c:sga:rodney  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:dating  hilarity  theme:first-time  opinion:adorable  p:sga:john/rodney  genre:slash  r:r  a:sheafrotherdon  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
Dog's Best Friend - otter - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Other people might have found the name of the place off-putting. Stiles didn’t. He was actually relieved, when Scott handed him a business card that said “HALEHOUNDS” across the top, because clearly, if anybody could recognize and understand the evil that lurked within his dog’s fluffy precious body, it was these people. [8926]
fic  tv:teenwolf  au:realworld  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:derek  c:teenwolf:laura  theme:pets  theme:clueless  theme:snark  theme:firstkiss  theme:shenanigans  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  genre:slash  r:pg  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
Modern AU in which Thorin is a busy businessman who one day is informed that his sister and her husband died in an accident and he is the only one who can take care of his nephews.

He loves them with all his heart, but Fili and Kili (6 and 4 respectively) are a handful at the best of times (these are certainly not the best) and he has a company to run and there's only so many times a man can bring his boys to play at the building site. His workers/friends try to help him out and god bless him he IS trying, but it's not going well.

Until one day Thorin's new next door neighbor knocks on the door to borrow something/use a phone/whateva and sees the pandemonium that is Thorin trying to get Kili to eat his oatmeal - and steps in without much ado, showing the man how it's done. Poor Bilbo doesn't even suspect that this day marked him as a perfect future babysitter/ a gift from heavens for the Oakenshield family.
fic  art:fanart  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:realworld  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:domesticity  opinion:adorable  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
Possibly I Like The Thrill Of Under Me You - haynnes - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
It’s not that the idea of Stiles talking about him doesn’t make his stomach wrap itself in knots, it’s that it does just that. It makes him unbelievably uncomfortable and he doesn’t quite know why. He’s twenty seven years old, he pays taxes, he takes his mother out for lunch on Sundays; he is a grown up. But he’s getting weird butterflies when he glances over his shoulder to look at Stiles and a heat in his chest that feels something like what he supposes want must feel like. [12,287] [Ugh, why did it take so long for someone to come up with sexy librarian Derek? Artist Stiles has been done before and is still cute, but Derek/books is my OTP]
fic  tv:teenwolf  au:realworld  au:human  c:teenwolf:derek  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:erica  c:teenwolf:ensemble  theme:snark  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:shenanigans  theme:romance  theme:RST  theme:first-time  theme:love  kink:devirginization  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  genre:slash  rating:r  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
longsufferingly: For What It's Worth, I Think There's Nobody Like You
AU. It's not exactly that Lydia wants to set Danny up with her high school friend, it's more that she doesn't want to deal with him, and she'd rather make Danny do it. [~4800]
fic  tv:teenwolf  au:realworld  c:teenwolf:danny  c:teenwolf:lydia  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:jackson  trope:matchmaking  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:dating  theme:first-time  humor  p:teenwolf:danny/stiles  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj 
december 2012 by scorpionvoices
[Not!Fic] Random Craigslist Missed Connections Derek/Stiles Not!Fic of Doom - fire_juggler - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An AU in which Stiles is lonely and addicted to the Missed Connections page on Craigslist, Derek is a hermit with a persistant sister, Scott gives unexpectedly good relationship advice, and it all ends happily-ever-after. [17,372]
fic  tv:teenwolf  au:realworld  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:derek  c:teenwolf:laura  c:teenwolf:scott  theme:angst  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:transformation  theme:love  theme:firstkiss  opinion:sweet  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2012 by scorpionvoices
Travelling With Wolves - issaro - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
The world is ending and there's nothing John can do about it except listen to it pass by on his small radio. The world has ended and there was nothing left for Rodney to do except hope that when he got where he was going, someone else would be there as well. John just wants to keep his sanity but might have to give up on being human in the process. Rodney just wants to find some answers provided he can make it there in one piece.

It's the end of the world and only the wolves will survive. [26,555]
fic  tv:stargateatlantis  au:realworld  c:sga:john  c:sga:rodney  theme:roadtrip  post-apocolypse  theme:werewolves  theme:totherescue!  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:snark  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
june 2012 by scorpionvoices
America Needs A Doctor! - snowdarkred - West Wing, Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood [Archive of Our Own]
Amy Pond is the Communications Director. Donna Noble is the Campaign Manager. Doctor Martha Jones is the Running Mate.

Doctor John Smith is the Candidate.

Also featuring: Rose Tyler-Smith, former FBI agent-turned-political wife; Mickey Smith, her chief of staff; Captain Jack Harkness, policy wiz; Ianto Jones, his long-suffering assistant; and Doctor Owen Harper, unfortunate underling.
fic  tv:doctorwho  tv:torchwood  au:realworld  tobetagged 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
Fundamental Imperfection - Starlingthefool - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
In which an argument about Dickens leads to a Twitter scandal, broken bones, midnight conversations, and transatlantic longing.

(Or, an AU with Arthur and Merlin as moderately famous authors.) [12,176]
fic  tv:merlin  au:modern  au:realworld  c:merlin:arthur  c:merlin:merlin  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  theme:dorksinlove  theme:first-time  opinion:sweet  p:merlin:arthur/merlin  genre:slash  rating:r  author:starlingthefool  @ao3 
april 2012 by scorpionvoices
Beans - claire_debonair - Primeval [Archive of Our Own]
There's even a fancy word for it: rehabilitation. The army psychiatrist used to like using it, to make sure he was aware that things were probably going to be difficult for him to start with. [10,775]

[Becker moves in to a nice, friendly neighborhood, meets nice, friendly neighbors, and is basically baffled by feelings. Probably my favorite Primeval fic ever.]
fic  tv:primeval  au:realworld  c:primeval:becker  c:primeval:nick  c:primeval:stephen  c:primeval:abby  c:primeval:connor  theme:DADT  theme:domesticity  theme:friendship  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:firstkiss  p:primeval:becker/connor  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:claire_debonair  @ao3 
april 2012 by scorpionvoices
teh_helenables: Faith and Deeds
The Miltons own a haphazard produce store, and Mary Winchester is their most frequent customer. |||

Lunch is ready by the time Dean gets back. He plops into a chair and sets two squash plants on the corner of the table before digging in.

“Oh, Dean,” Mary says, surprised. She’s pleased that Dean had bought her two additions for the garden, but fairly surprised; he knows that she’d bought a packet of squash seeds already. “You didn’t have to.”

“I didn’t,” Dean replies, taking a big bite of his sandwich. “One of the owners gave ‘em to me when he was helping me find the manure. He said they were just shipped in this morning and I had to try ‘em. We can put them next to the bell peppers, if you want.”

“Gabriel gave you free seedlings?” Mary asks, trying to picture the scene. Gabe doesn’t really handle customers so much as maintenance and displays, but Mary can sort of imagine it, if she stretches her mind. Maybe he’s in a good mood today, or they’re overstocked. Even with Cas’ iron-tight spreadsheets, Milton’s does overstock on occasion.

“Didn’t catch his name,” Dean apologizes. “It mighta been Gabriel. He had dark hair, sort of nerdy? Carried a clipboard like a shield.”


Cas, who monitors their profits and losses like a stock broker, gave Dean two plants as a *gift*. [6866] [Oh, this is the most adorable story ever. Love blossoms everywhere, even in small, dirt-poor towns. The economic element of this fic was so honest and, quite frankly, refreshing. Also, DEAN AND CAS MEET OVER MANURE, OKAY. REAL WORLD DETAILS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.]
fic  tv:supernatural  au:realworld  c:spn:mary  c:spn:castiel  c:spn:gabriel  c:spn:anna  c:spn:dean  trope:matchmaking  theme:friendship  theme:family  theme:domesticity  theme:romance  theme:healthyrelationships  opinion:adorable  genre:slash  rating:g  author:teh_helenables  @lj  for-kayla  for-amanda 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
runespoor7: And then we'll make the rules
Sakura’s parents run a foster home. Guess which orphans they take in. AU. [Ugh, this is so pitch perfect, it's amaziiiiiiing. I just want a novella in this universe, I want to, like, roll in it and glory in its existence. I need ALL THE SIBLING SHENANS, GUYS. ALL OF THEM. Also, as a foster sister this rang pretty true; the only part I don't like is the summary, for reasons that are too pedantic to get into.]
fic  an:naruto  au:realworld  oneshot  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:sasuke  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:growingup  theme:totherescue!  theme:competency!!!  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
rabbitprint: A Neighborhood For Cats
AU, modern day, Malik/Leonardo. The military gives Malik his discharge papers. His mother gives him a cat named Altaïr. [11,866]

[So, pretty much the only thing I know about Assassin's Creed is that it involves a lot of rooftops and ambushes and ambushes from bushes, which this fic supplies plenty of, so it rang true to me. *shrug* Also it's a hilarious love story with a curtain-ending that gives you zero details about whether the clueless protagonist ever realizes that he's basically moved in with his boyfriend, they just haven't gotten around to the sex yet. I actually kinda liked the ending, because it left plenty of room for me to imagine more shenaniganery down the road. :D]
fic  g:Assassin'sCreed  au:modern  au:realworld  au:nothuman  c:ac:malik  c:ac:leonardo  c:ac:altair  c:ac:ezio  theme:injury  theme:grief  theme:differentlyabled  theme:aftermath  theme:depression  theme:scars  theme:pets  theme:clueless  theme:domesticity  humor  theme:friendship  theme:family  POV:CoC  p:ac:leonardo/malik  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @dw  opinion:awesome  favs:randomfandom 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Yards: We Go The Extra Mile! - flawedamythyst - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
“Sherlock, you have to be polite to the customers,” said Lestrade for what had to be at least the thousandth time.

Sherlock was the best warehouse manager Lestrade had ever known. He knew precisely how much of everything was going to be sold, managing to factor in the weather, holidays and events, current fads and all kinds of other details, so that his orders were almost always just about perfect. Lestrade was the envy of the other managers for how well-organised his warehouse was, with no stacks of over-ordered stock and very few gaps on the shopfloor. Of course, the balance was Sherlock's attitude. No one envied him that.

“I was polite!” said Sherlock. “I politely suggested a trip to the opticians might be necessary, if she couldn't see the sign.” [1995]
fic  tv:sherlock  au:realworld  c:sh:lestrade  c:sh:holmes  c:sh:watson  ensemble  theme:sliceoflife  theme:friendship  shenanigans  humor  theme:snark  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Fair Trade - esteefee - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
AU in which John owns a coffee roastery, Rodney designs exhibits for science museums, Teyla is a physician in internal medicine, and Ronon is an orthopedic surgeon all living in San Francisco. [81,292]
fic  tv:sga  au:realworld  c:sga:john  c:sga:rodney  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:injury  theme:love  theme:first-time  theme:fixing  opinion:sweet  p:sga:john/rodney  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
donutville: Ratiocination, or The Logic Behind the Perfect Coffee
Barista!Sherlock is known for speaking to his customers bluntly, judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. [1391]
fic  tv:sherlock  au:realworld  c:sh:watson  c:sh:holmes  theme:firstmeetings  humor  short  shenanigans  genre:gen  rating:g  author:donutsweeper  @lj 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
Doing Something for Yourself - Pookaseraph - X-Men: First Class (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Erik is a hard working engineer and single dad, Charles runs a local Community Center where Wanda and Pietro spend their time after school. Erik accidentally makes Charles' acquaintance one Wednesday evening when he's running late from work. Erik has no idea if he stands a chance with his new acquaintance, but that isn't going to keep him from falling for the guy. [12,824]
fic  u:marvel  co:x-men  m:x-men:firstclass  au:realworld  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  c:xmen:wanda  c:xmen:pietro  tobetagged 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
setissma: Wide Open Ocean
He went home with two slices of leftover pizza and the strange impression that McKay could almost have been a nice guy, if he hadn’t been an asshole. [10,911] [the one where they work at the Shedd Aquarium]
fic  sga  au:realworld  sga:john  sga:rodney  theme:grief  theme:growingup  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  theme:romance  john/rodney  slash  nc-17  author:setissma  @lj  fandomclassic  favs:sg1/sga 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
trinityofone: Four Quarters
Teyla is the beautiful one, Ronon is the enigmatic one, and Rodney, of course, is the genius one. But John, John is the star. [~8150]
fic  sga  au:realworld  sga:rodney  sga:john  ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:sliceoflife  theme:angst  humor  john/rodney  slash  r  @lj  fandomclassic  author:trinityofone 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
tesla321: The S Curve
Xander discovers that he has more in common with a football jock than he thought. [entries not listed in order; browsing is a little difficult, but this story is so worth it. It will probably never be finished, but I come back and reread it every once in a while just to experience the characters again.]
fic  tv:ats  tv:btvs  au:realworld  au:human  c:btvs:xander  c:ats:angel  ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:family  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:abuse-past  theme:domesticity  trope:everyoneisgay  manypairings  @lj  length:novel  pairing:btvs:angel/xander  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:nc-17 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
OFFICEWORKS - Renne - Band Of Brothers, Generation Kill [Archive of Our Own]
"The depth and breadth of Carwood's knowledge of Ron Speirs could fit on the back of a postage stamp. Or possibly the head of a pin." ||| Carwood Lipton is assigned to E Company's new team leader to assist with the transition. Rumours abound. [16,639]
fic  tv:bandofbrothers  crossover  tv:generationkill  au:modern  au:realworld  c:bob:lipton  c:bob:speirs  theme:clueless  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:angst  theme:first-time  theme:UST  theme:officeromance  p:bob:lipton/speirs  genre:slash  rating:r  @ao3 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
buffyaddict13: Wonderland
Anybody could slap a bandage over a bleeding wound. But to fix somebody with wounds you couldn't see? That was badass. That was Marine, yo. Instead of NVGs and GPS and comms, you used your own mind to try and heal somebody else's. ||| Ray Person, George Luz and Simon Tam are nurses at a psychiatric hospital.
fic  tv:generationkill  tv:bandofbrothers  tv:firefly  crossover  au:realworld  au:modern  tobetagged 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
literen: Of kittens and teacups and love
Maybe Erik has thought about it, once or twice, very quietly because Charles and his uncanny mind-reading skills are not to be underestimated. He's thought about telling Charles that he's maybe perhaps a little bit sort of in love with him but he's never actually done anything because it seems like an epically bad idea. Charles is the best thing that's ever happened to him, despite the cats and the bad tea addiction and the fact that he drags Erik to watch bad movies just so they can fling popcorn at the screen together. Erik doesn't want to risk all of that by making things between them awkward with some ill-timed confession. And, even if Charles went all teary-eyed and said 'I've loved you since I laid eyes on you, my friend, let's get married and live in my ridiculously big family mansion and run a kitten orphanage', then what? [~5000]
fic  au:realworld  au:university  theme:friendship  hilarity  theme:clueless  theme:domesticity  theme:first-time  theme:love  for-kayla  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  c:xmen:erik  c:xmen:charles  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  genre:fluff  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:slash  @lj 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
1stclass_kink: Prompt Post: ROUND TWO -- The Secrets Of Our Own, by anon
Prompt: Hank's a librarian, stereotype and all. Alex racks up late fees and has a crush on Hank. I want makeouts in the stacks. Seduction through checking out books, like innuendos in the book titles. Maybe make Hank be adorable in reading to kids. Alex taking wee!Scott to storytime hour. Sean mocking Alex's failboating at seducing Hank. Maybe he thinks Raven is dating Hank only later to find out he's not, or maybe Hank thinks Alex has the hots for his coworker, Raven since he's always staring at the checkout table. [FILL IS AWESOME AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE!]
fic  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  au:realworld  comment!fic  wip 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
Not What I Was Expecting (So Much Better), by lazulisong
Erik is a very rich (new money), very lonely VP of some Fortune 500 company who needs a nanny for his two kids. Charles is a struggling grad student who, estranged from his asshole family (except for his sister), needs some extra money.

fic  au:realworld  theme:family  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:domesticity  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:food  hilarity  WiP  @ao3  opinion:awesome  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  c:xmen:erik  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:wanda  c:xmen:pietro  theme:kids  theme:shenanigans  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:slash  author:lazulisong 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
temperance_k: Desperate Measures
Prompt: The inhabitants of Charles' estate (Charles, his conniving younger sister Raven, his adorable but mischievous adopted children, and their live-in handyman Erik) have been growing restless. To keep the children from destroying everything in sight, Charles comes up with a scavenger hunt of sorts. The objective? To find his "heart" (which is actually a heart-shaped photo of everyone).

The children are obviously distraught to learn that Charles' heart has been "stolen" and are more than willing to search every last inch of the property to reclaim it. When they finally do, they are quite confused to find a chunk of it missing.

Unbeknownst to Charles, Raven decided to play matchmaker instead of just hiding the heart, sick of all the sexual tension between him and Erik. She cut out the little portion of the photo with Charles and Erik in it and delivered it to Erik. (Bonus if Erik is horribly confused.)
fic  au:realworld  theme:family  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:clueless  trope:matchmaking  favs:marvel  for-kayla  opinion:adorable  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  c:xmen:raven  c:xmen:ensemble  theme:romance  theme:kids  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:temperance_k  @lj 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
pidgeoned: if the moon fell down
fill for a prompt on [info]1stclass_kink: "Charles runs a small private school at the Xavier estate. As an initiation, Raven, Alex, and Sean make new kid Hank ring the doorbell of the recluse down the road."
fic  au:realworld  theme:firstmeetings  for-kayla  opinion:sweet  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  c:xmen:sean  c:xmen:raven  c:xmen:alex  c:xmen:hank  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  opinion:cute  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:kids  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:pre-slash  rating:g  author:pidgeoned  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
pidgeoned: the hazards of love
There were rumours going around of a new attending transplanted from England.

Last Erik heard, the attending had telepathic abilities and could bend spoons with his mind, but the nurses on the third floor were unreliable, especially when it came to performing a lavage, so he took what they said with a grain of salt.

He didn’t usually entertain gossip, but would overhear certain things from time to time: 'Do you think he’s single?' or 'I heard he was filthy rich'. Once, he’d caught a glassy-eyed intern muttering to herself, 'his hair smells like lilacs'.

Admittedly, Erik was intrigued, but not enough that he would go out of his way to press for real information. The rumours would die down eventually, that much he knew from experience. [6500]
fic  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  au:realworld  c:xmen:erik  c:xmen:charles  humor  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:first-time  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:slash  a:pidgeoned  opinion:adorable  r:pg-13  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
noelia_g: Fic: The trick of love is to never let it find you
First week into this job Ray has heard the same thing over and over: "New communications guy on Fick's team? I am so sorry."

Fuckers don't know shit, his job is awesome. And it's not just communications, he takes care of all the tech that's not guns or the stuff that explodes, that's Walt. There are good jokes about big guns and hot stuff and sex bombs, but Walt looks at him funny whenever Ray goes for the easy ones.

Last week Ray's car was shot at in fucking Paris, and Brad crashed a car that cost more than a blood diamond, but he walked away unscathed and their got their agent out, so all in all it was a fucking fantastic day and totally not worth of losing your shit. Like Nate has.

But, he digresses. Except not really, because all of this shit is connected like the Area 51 and Coca Cola are connected. You look like you don't believe Ray but he swears, that shit is real. He knows, homes, he works for the motherfucking CIA. [5807]
fic  tv:generationkill  au:realworld  c:gk:ray  c:gk:walt  c:gk:brad  c:gk:nate  theme:friendship  theme:love  shenanigans  humor  theme:undercover  theme:firstkiss  p:gk:ray/walt  p:gk:brad/nate  genre:slash  author:noelia_g  rating:pg-13  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
fourfreedoms: Unethical Behavior In The Workplace
On the eight days a year Nate’s ex-wife decides she wants to be a mother, Nate sleeps at his desk. He can’t quite bear to go home to an empty house, cooking for one, and a night without bedtime stories. And while his dad would say that makes him a failed man, or the word he always uses, a “pussy,” Nate doesn’t care. There’s always more than enough work to do here. Like figuring out how he’s going to explain to accounting how half their monthly budget was spent on Ray and Walt’s attempt to create Spidey fluid (Spidey fluid that has the smell and consistency of come and got everywhere) when they were supposed to be splicing strawberry DNA for a series of non-fat no-cal no-carb no sodium albeit tasty diet foods. [~12,000]
fic  tv:generationkill  au:realworld  c:gk:nate  c:gk:brad  c:gk:ensemble  theme:kids  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:family  p:gk:brad/nate  genre:smut  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:fourfreedoms  opinion:awesome  @lj 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
Inside Your Head the Sound of Glass - cm (mumblemutter) - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
In the madhouse, what Clay likes to describe as the worst eight months of his life: they drugged him up and once in a while someone came in to ask him if he still felt the need to tear people to shreds. Not in so many words, but Clay's smart. He's been around. They can ask their questions, and he can answer them, and everyone can pretend that he's going to get better someday. That they'll let him go someday.

And then there was the kid who wouldn't stop talking about government conspiracies; who wouldn't stop talking, period. Obsessive compulsive. Paranoid. Clay bribed someone to read his file. Couldn't figure out why a boy without a trail of bodies behind him was even in here to begin with. But then again, not like Clay had ever been convicted of anything.

The kid said "Hey," one day. Popped up like a jack-in-the-box, waved his fingers into Clay's face. "Hey, you. You're the guy. You're the one, right." [1875]
fic  m:thelosers10  au:realworld  c:losers:clay  c:losers:jensen  unusualpairing  c:losers:roque  theme:insanity  theme:sociopaths  opinion:creepy  p:losers:clay/jensen  length:short  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:mumblemutter  @AO3  opinion:awesome 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
daegaer: Ordinary People
"Why don't you have seatbelts?" he whispered shakily as Tony screeched to a halt at a red light.

"You want me to spoil a vintage car?" Tony said, incredulous. "This was made long before seatbelts were considered useful driving accessories, Ezra. She's seventy-seven years old. Show your elders a bit more respect. And don't think I can't hear you praying."

The lights turned green.

"I don't want to die," Ezra moaned.

Tony giggled and accelerated. [9909 words. Apparently an experiment in writing very detailed fic in hopes of making it boring; however, it failed, as this is actually very interesting and extremely adorable. Ezra Fell runs a book shop, Anthony Crowley is a painter, and they fall thoroughly in love. <3]
fic  b:goodomens  au:realworld  c:go:aziraphale  c:go:crowley  worldbuilding  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:snark  hilarity  p:go:aziraphale/crowley  genre:slash  favs:randomfandom  author:daegaer  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
snakevsladder: Life's These Yellow Lines
Eames is a depraved rock star. Arthur is the put upon journalist hired by management to write about his latest tour.
fic  inception  au:realworld  tobetagged 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 11 -- Early Returns, by anon
"There's free food on election night," Dom says, pleading. "There might even be free pizza on election night."

Ariadne, who drops by long enough to drop off a handful of roughed-up charts, says, "Dom, please, I think we can all see that Arthur doesn't actually eat food."

Arthur slaps the charts out of her hands. "Are you sure you want to be pissing me off before I keep you from embarrassing yourself with these?" he asks, already spotting two split infinitives, where someone had made an obvious their/they're mistake, and a weird line-break issue that would introduce profanity onto page five.

"Arthur, I know you're too much of a consummate professional and love me too well to ever be that petty," she coos at him, and presses a kiss to his cheek before dropping a dollar in the sexual harassment jar and darting off back to the design bloc, where graphics and photo and layout have hogged every window with natural light claiming somehow that they need them for work. [NEWSPAPER AU!!!]
fic  inception  au:realworld  comment!fic  inception:arthur  inception:cobb  inception:eames  inception:ariadne  inception:yusuf  inception:mal  ensemble  shenanigans  hilarity  LOLZ  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:officeromance  theme:fixing  slash  r  kinkmeme  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  pairing:inc:arthur/eames 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
setissma: The Moon's Significant Tremble
AU fic in which Remus and Sirius are muggles and meet on a train and Remus is, in fact, a school teacher and Sirius is, like, an investment banker
fic  hp  au:realworld  illustrated  hp:sirius  hp:remus  style:philosophical  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:first-time  art  sb/rl  slash  nc-17  favs:hp  art:fanart  o:beautiful 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
epiphanyx7: Practically Married
After his wife leaves him, Arthur is run ragged trying to take care of his twin sons Owain and Gawain. In order to help out, his best friend Merlin moves in with him. This takes place two years later, when for some reason, everyone seems to think that Merlin and Arthur are more than friends... which is rather ridiculous, isn't it?
fic  tv:merlin  au:realworld  c:merlin:merlin  c:merlin:arthur  theme:kids  next-gen:bbcmerlin  humor  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  genre:gen  rating:pg  favs:merlin  opinion:awesome  @dw 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
hulubululu: The Wheels on the Bus
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I just gay-ify things for my own amusement! No harm intended.
Notes: Written for the Merlin Crack & Cliché Fest '09 for the prompt
'Modern!AU Merlin/Arthur, they get the same bus to work every day and never talk, but they sort of fall in love.' Enjoy! ♥ [2300]
fic  tv:merlin  au:realworld  oneshot  c:merlin:merlin  c:merlin:arthur  genre:fluff  humor  genre:pre-slash  rating:g  opinion:sweet  p:merlin:arthur/merlin  @lj 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
kinkme_merlin: Kink Me! #3 -- He Was Steeping
Morgana is steeping some new tea she bought at Tesco (something with a ridiculous sounding name that can't possibly be actual fruit that she is certain she's going to hate, but feels the need to branch out anyway) when the call comes.

"Arthur?" she says, even though she's quite sure no one else is using her brother's phone. "You're awake before noon on a weekday. I am shocked and appalled. Well, mostly just shocked."

"I think I met someone," Arthur says, ignoring her bait.
fic  tv:merlin  au:realworld  comment!fic  tobetagged 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
sparky77: The Incident with The Thingy, or Arthur's Adventures in Spying
Arthur is a spy. Merlin is his handler. What? It makes perfect sense. Really. ||

"For your code name," Merlin clarifies. "Excalibur."

Arthur frowns. "Isn't that the name of the seedy topless bar down the street?"

"It suits you then. Excalibur it is."
fic  tv:merlin  au:realworld  c:merlin:arthur  c:merlin:merlin  genre:crack  humor  theme:spies  theme:officeromance  dialogue  genre:slash  rating:r  author:sparky77  p:merlin:arthur/merlin  @lj 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
Location, Location, Location. - Pennyplainknits - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
"Laura?" he ventured.

"Yes…" She sounded suspicious.

"Hi, this is John Sheppard from Lantean Properties. I'm sorry to -"

"Rodney!" she bellowed. "It's your hot realtor!"

John felt his ears burn as he heard Rodney swear before taking the phone.

"John? Ignore her. We looked up the Lantean website and she was drooling over the agents' pictures."

"That mean you don't think I'm hot, Rodney? I'm crushed," John teased.
fic  sga  au:realworld  earthside  sga:john  sga:rodney  tobetagged 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
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