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Favour Wasting - furiosity - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
For a genius, Shikamaru can sometimes be pretty dense. [4796]
fic  an:naruto  tobetagged 
june 2019 by scorpionvoices
Being Over-Prepared is Impossible (and other mottos) - Pleasedial123 - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
In one world, Kakashi awoke, felt grieved at being assigned a team he sees his own in, and he let that grief make him a lazy teacher. He saw himself in Sasuke, Obito in Naruto, and Rin in Sakura. He woke, saw himself in them, and took a large step back, regretting accepting them as his new team. In another world he was quite hands off, merely a watcher because it was so very painful to watch. He saw himself and all his mistakes in this new team of his.

In this world, Kakashi awoke, saw the similarities, and instantly panicked. He suddenly realized what he had done, passing a team. Kakashi was left scrambling not to repeat old mistakes and regrets. This team would not suffer the fate of his team.

In this world, simply put, Kakashi became a teacher. This is the starting of a new Team seven. [40,065]
fic  an:naruto  tobetagged 
june 2019 by scorpionvoices
Uprooted Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic | FanFiction
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking? [68,968]
fic  an:naruto  tobetagged 
june 2019 by scorpionvoices
Bumpy Future - Dovey - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
It's her last year at the academy when Sakura hits her head. When she wakes up, she has a little trouble matching memories to the people in them- but she'll have to get it right eventually, yeah?

in which sakura pairs vague associations with the wrong people, and everyone is much happier because of it (Except Iruka-sensei). [2553]

[THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!! It's perfect!]
fic  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:kiba  c:naru:ino  c:naru:ensemble  trope:amnesia  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:fix-it  theme:snark  theme:love  p:naru:hinata/sakura  ge:femslash  r:pg  @ao3  o:hilarious 
june 2019 by scorpionvoices
Love Bite - Dovey - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Sasuke is an alpha- whos instincts tell him to nurture, care for, and be the very best alpha by providing the nicest of potential homes. Sakura is an omega- whos instincts tell her to protect what's hers, claim everything and guard it with her life, and destroy anything that hurts her loved ones.

They're not exactly typical, but you don't hear anyone complaining about it. [5382]
A/N: [...]fyi writing this fic made me realize that ideal sasu/saku follows klingon mating habits (girl klingon yells a battle cry in their face and then chucks furniture at boy. boy klingon dodges furniture while reciting love poems. ROMANCE.) so now im picturing sakura as a klingon and sasuke as a vulcan trying to follow her traditions and it's very very funny thank you very much i'll be here all week


[THE ONLY KIND OF SASUKE/SAKURA I WILL EVER READ]
fic  an:naruto  au:a/b/o  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:sakura  n:tropesubversion  theme:courtship  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:love  LOLZ  p:naru:sakura/sasuke  ge:het  r:pg  @ao3 
june 2019 by scorpionvoices
Soft as an Unready Mind - BC_Brynn - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Inoichi’s decision to adopt the boy was a spur of the moment thing, but he stood by it, and he could not be prouder of both his children, even if they lived to give him grey hair.

Or, how a Yamanaka-trained Naruto went and cheerfully dismantled the last shreds of Sasuke’s self-image because conventional therapy obviously wasn’t working well enough, and then proved that even the best minds could be entirely dumb when it came to romance. [122,730]
fic  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:inoichi  c:naru:ino  c:naru:shikamaru  c:naru:chouji  c:naru:sasuke  c:nar:sakura  c:naru:hinata  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:iruka  theme:adoption  theme:secrets  theme:undercover  theme:kids  theme:growingup  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:therapy  theme:competency!!!  theme:clueless  theme:pining  theme:firstkiss  theme:RST  theme:HEA  p:naru:naruto/shikamaru  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  ge:slash  ge:drama  ge:multi  r:r  @ao3  l:novel 
june 2019 by scorpionvoices
Overturn - serendipitousDescent - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
The wind moves through his dirt-streaked hair as he looks out on a broken village. His life must be quickly coming to a close now, each second bringing him closer and closer to the end he's desired for years. Giving up isn't so difficult when there's nothing left to fight for.

Then Obito tells him he's only one suitable for the job.

And fighting isn't so much a choice as it is something he's flung into head-first, his last decision ripped away from him in its entirety. But if he doesn't have a choice, he might as well try his best now that he's here. [179,762]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:ensemble  theme:timetravel  theme:fixing  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:competency!!!  theme:undercover  theme:h/c  theme:love  theme:politics  theme:war  theme:snark  theme:HEA  p:naru:kakashi/naruto  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3  l:novel 
may 2019 by scorpionvoices
Little Whispers - greenkangaroo - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
"The world is not moved by one large shout, but a thousand little whispers."

Akimichi Chouza is old and his fighting days are done, but he has one more trick to teach up his sleeve. [2834]
fic  an:naruto  post-series  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:chouza  theme:growingold  theme:growingup  theme:fixing  theme:competency!!!  o:sweet  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
may 2019 by scorpionvoices
Crawling - Laylah - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Shino looks messed up, and that's never a thing that happens. He's always the calm one. But right now his pupils are blown out and his cheeks are flushed, and his lips are parted like he's just this side of panting.

It's hot. "Holy shit," Kiba says.

Shino nods. "I apologize for whatever I'm about to do to you," he says. "And I don't hold it against you, whatever you're about to do to me." [1910]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:kiba  c:naru:shino  theme:team!  theme:druguse-involuntary  trope:__madethemdoit  k:powers  k:restraints  p:naru:kiba/shino  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
september 2018 by scorpionvoices
the hope which has no opposite in fear - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Zabuza steels himself, breathes out. Remembers he can move, that he can speak, and slowly, carefully slides to his knees. Not a position he would take for anyone else, even Mei if she ever wore the Mizukage's hat, not after a lifetime spent clawing his way up from the streets and into a place of his own power. But—gods are something different. They have to be, or they can't offer miracles, and Zabuza needs that miracle right now.

“I was told that you help those seeking justice,” he says. [4586]
fic  an:naruto  au:nothuman  c:naru:zabuza  c:naru:haku  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:mei  theme:gods  theme:fixing  theme:angst  theme:sacrifice  theme:totherescue!  theme:friendship  p:naru:kakashi/zabuza  ge:drama  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
september 2018 by scorpionvoices
how do you tell a girl you want to kiss her? - theformerone - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
For prompt no. 17 “Would you like to explain to me why you just put a hole in my wall?”

Shikamaru punches a hole through Sakura's wall. She can't really deal with that until she has her morning coffee. [1084]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:shikamaru  c:naru:chouji  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:pining  theme:dating  o:hilarious  p:naru:sakura/shikamaru  ge:het  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
Stray Cat Strut - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
There have to be some benefits to being the only housecat in a family of goddamn panthers. Cozying up to the neighbor just happens happens to be one of them, in Obito's opinion. [1283]
fic  an:naruto  au:modern  au:magicalrealism  c:naru:obito  c:naru:kisame  theme:shapeshifters  theme:pining  theme:firstmeetings  theme:shenanigans  p:naru:kisame/obito  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
Inappropriate Fear Response - Ramabear (RyMagnatar) - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
They're six days into the mission that should have been a cakewalk. Shisui has a brilliant idea to flush out the bandits hidden on the side of Bear Mountain, although the rest of his team isn't so keen on the 'set fire to the mountainside'. At first.

Uchiha Shisui has a bit more of a lust for fire than your average Konoha ninja, and, Kakashi thinks, a completely inappropriate response to running pell-mell down the side of a burning mountain. Of course he does. He's an Uchiha. They're all mental. [4232]
fic  an:naruto  au:everyonelives  c:naru:shisui  c:naru:kakashi  theme:questing  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:firstkiss  theme:dating  hilarity  n:unusualpairing  p:naru:kakashi/shisui  ge:slash  ge:action  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
Scenes from a life where Sasuke was born first - Natarie - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Otou-san said things like that sometimes, about Itachi being better. As if it mattered that Itachi could have graduated the Academy before Sasuke if he and Kaa-chan hadn’t held him back, or that somehow Itachi always understood what their Otou-san tried to teach him better and at a younger age than his Nii-san.

Being able to hit a target didn’t help him understand people, especially the way they said one thing and did another, even when it was a regular day and not for a mission. And they didn’t understand him—that being good at being a shinobi didn’t mean he liked it or that he wanted it. He wasn’t cheating or doing in on purpose for attention, it was just the way he was. [6180]
fic  an:naruto  au:timeline  c:naru:itachi  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:mikoto  c:naru:fugaku  theme:sliceoflife  theme:role-reversal  theme:family  theme:foundfamily  theme:friendship  theme:growingup  theme:h/c  ge:gen  ge:drama  ge:fluff  r:pg  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
You Don't Pick Just One - phantasmist - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Kakashi wishes he had listened when he was warned that dating one Uchiha meant dating them all. Obito tries to explain that cousin-pile is just fact of life. [1216]

[Ngl, I cackled.]
fic  an:naruto  au:everyonelives  c:naru:obito  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:itachi  c:naru:shunsui  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:family  theme:domesticity  theme:cultureclash  theme:cuddling  theme:snark  hilarity  p:naru:kakashi/obito  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3  o:adorable 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
brown eyes steal me - theformerone - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
"You planted a -,"

"I planted a tree, Ino, I know, I was there."

"Kousa," she says, finishing as if he never interrupted. "Not very original, but cute. You think that'll be what you name your firstborn?" [10213]

[AMAZING arranged-marriage fic where Kiba and Shikamaru must combine two separate sets of cultural traditions to make a harmonious whole without ever really speaking to each other. There's character development! There's sorta-pining! There's lots of cute blushing! I really enjoyed this; it's definitely one of my new favorites.]
fic  an:naruto  au:everyonelives  c:naru:kiba  c:naru:shikamaru  c:naru:tsume  c:naru:hana  c:naru:ino  theme:cultureclash  theme:courtship  trope:matchmaking  theme:pining  theme:competency!!!  theme:domesticity  theme:marriage  p:naru:kiba/shikamaru  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
plant your hopes with good seeds - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Sentinel, Genma thinks, and it’s not really a surprise—the Shiranui Clan have always produced about equal numbers of Guides and Sentinels—but…

Guide, something in him whispers, and it’s desperate, grasping, clinging to the beat of the man’s heart. Guide, Guide, Guide, and Genma breathes him in, feels the stirring deep in his soul that tastes of old things and instincts and wants to reach— [3036]
fic  an:naruto  au:fusion  tv:sentinel  c:naru:genma  c:naru:obito  theme:captivity  theme:transformation  theme:totherescue!  theme:snark  theme:h/c  n:unusualpairing  p:naru:genma/obito  genre:slash  ge:drama  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
a thousand miles up and we're about to get higher - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
There's a man hiding in the eaves of his porch.

Sakumo blinks, tips his head, but the image doesn’t change. A shinobi in a Konoha uniform has somehow managed to stuff himself into the corner of the roof, entirely out of sight from practically everywhere except the spot Sakumo is currently standing.

"Can I help you?" he asks bemusedly. [1690]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:sakumo  c:naru:orochimaru  c:naru:jiraiya  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  trope:pretendSO  theme:dating  theme:firstkiss  humor  p:naru:orochimaru/sakumo  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
july 2018 by scorpionvoices
Two Ninja (in a tree) - ModernArt2012 - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
“This is entirely your fault.”

“Maa, maa, Zabuza, it could technically be your fault. Whose apprentice wanted him to live and conspired to make it so?" [1116]

[Tagged as Kakashi/Zabuza, but can also be interpreted as flirty gen.]
fic  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:zabuza  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:haku  c:naru:team7  theme:fix-it  theme:totherescue!  theme:snark  theme:trapped  theme:shenanigans  p:naru:kakashi/zabuza  ge:slash  r:pg-13  l:short  @ao3 
july 2018 by scorpionvoices
It's Written In The Sky - Memories_of_the_Shadows - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Kakashi thinks for a heartstopping moment that of course he killed his own soulmate. He’s killed everyone else who ever mattered to him, why not lose this too? [571]
ficlet  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:zabuza  trope:soulmates  trope:wingfic  theme:firstmeetings  theme:angst  theme:hope  o:cute  p:naru:kakashi/zabuza  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
july 2018 by scorpionvoices
love (who art a light to guide) - sprx77 - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
The only reason Hatake Kakashi’s page in the bingo book read “kill on sight” instead of “flee on sight” was because it was fucking useless to flee from a half-feral Sentinel.

There's just one problem. [3815]
fic  an:naruto  au:fusion  tv:sentinel  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:zabuza  trope:soulmates  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:firstkiss  unusualpairing  p:naru:kakashi/zabuza  ge:slash  r:r  humor  @ao3 
july 2018 by scorpionvoices
Avalanche - Branch - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
I feel pretty strongly that the second half of Naruto diverted all the momentum of the first half, where what I wanted to see was what would happen if it speeded up instead. This arc is an AU of canon, in which Kakashi dealt with Sasuke differently after the first fight with Itachi and Sasuke never left Konoha. Changes spiral off from that point.

This is also the arc where I change all the things that truly made me tear my hair in canon, such as the carbon copy generations, the sidelining of the women, the apotheosis of Naruto as a solitary hero, and Itachi turning out to not be a villain. So none of that happens. There is, however, Sakura/Sasuke/Naruto goodness.

Also featuring a dash of Kakashi/Iruka and a side arc about Hinata and the Hyuuga clan that somehow shoehorned its way in while I was innocently contemplating ninja sociology.
fic  an:naruto  tobetagged  fandomclassic  series 
april 2018 by scorpionvoices
Paper Work - witchbreaker - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Gaara's first step towards becoming Kazekage didn't involve a fight, but rather a lot of ink and paper. [2586]

[Man, give me all the fic about Gaara coming into his own and learning how to interact with real people. I'm here for character development, not action scenes!]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:gaara  c:naru:oc  c:naru:temari  c:naru:kankuro  theme:aftermath  theme:growingup  theme:fixing  worldbuilding  theme:friendship  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
april 2018 by scorpionvoices
Take a Stand - cywscross - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
When Haruno Sakura looked around her and realized she had become far more than she had ever thought she could be, she was, oddly enough, waging another verbal war against her parents. [2482]
fic  an:naruto  post-series  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:yamato  c:naru:sai  theme:friendship  theme:team!  theme:love  theme:growingup  theme:family  theme:foundfamily  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
january 2018 by scorpionvoices
Of Harrowed Hearts - Sable_Scribe - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
In which Naruto discovers the real meaning of the word monster, Sasuke discovers power and strength and learns the difference between them, and Sakura discovers that being herself is not as selfish as she thought.

Where Kakashi learns to fight again for what he loves, and Obito never stopped. [187,242 at 34 chapters; WiP]

[...There are no words to describe the sheer awesomeness of this fic. An epic in the original sense, a marvel that sweeps you off your feet and keeps you glued to your screen. There is no character-bashing, no character-blinders here; Naruto may be the main character, but as the fic goes on the lens widens to include every one of the Rookie 9, the jounin-senseis, several elite-jounin, a few missing-nin and most of the tokujo. It is riotously funny in parts and heartbreakingly sad in others, with a continous thread of friendship woven throughout the entire tapestry. IT'S A WIP, BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU.]
fic  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:ensemble  wip 
december 2017 by scorpionvoices
survival of the fittest - cywscross - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Sakura is thirteen, still a Genin, lost in the middle of Earth Country, lugging an unconscious Chuunin around, and so far beyond scared that she’s moved right on to pissed off. [24,790]
Shikamaru sighs in a way that somehow conveys both fond exasperation and grim concern. “Between the two of us, you're worse off than I am now, and you're still the one carrying me around.”



“I’m fine,” Sakura automatically deflects, and Shikamaru doesn't argue. They both know the truth what with the evidence right in front of them, that Sakura is too pale and too thin, just like Shikamaru, and with way too many torture-inflicted injuries to really belong anywhere except in a hospital bed. But she’s also the only one of them who still has two working legs which means she’s still their only way of moving forward.
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:shikamaru  theme:stranded  theme:selfrescue  theme:captivity  theme:injury  theme:scars  theme:competency!!!  theme:friendship  w:torture  ge:gen  ge:action  r:pg-13  @ao3 
december 2017 by scorpionvoices
in dreams you follow (but I dream in the dark) - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
No one in their right minds would ever expect it of him, and that’s why he’s the one best-suited to the job.
fic  series  an:naruto  c:naru:kiba  theme:competency!!!  wip  tobetagged 
december 2017 by scorpionvoices
The Eyes Have It, a naruto fanfic
Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
fic  an:naruto  unread 
may 2017 by scorpionvoices
Rice Paper - greenkangaroo - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
If you leave a secret in the box just outside their compound's back door, an Akimichi will eat it, written on rice paper. [877]
ficlet  an:naruto  c:naru:choza  c:naru:itachi  worldbuilding  theme:secrets  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
may 2017 by scorpionvoices
Mental Scarring - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
For an anon prompt on my Tumblr that I kind of hijacked: gai/obito tho, kakashi's utterly terrified of the two ever coming together. "I've met Gai, Kakashi, and guess what? I'm going /to befriend him/." "You wouldn't DARE, Obito." "Oh, I would. We're going to be best friends." Obito and Gai hit it off instantly, and it all goes downhill from there. Kakashi finds them making out once and it's so horrible. He's never going to get that image out of his mind. [649]
ficlet  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:gai  c:naru:obito  c:naru:sakumo  c:naru:dai  theme:family  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  unusualpairing  LOLZ  p:naru:gai/obito  p:naru:dai/sakumo  ge:slash  r:r  a:blackkat  @ao3 
september 2016 by scorpionvoices
Rivers Know This - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Tobirama has long since resigned himself to the fact that all Uchiha are at least mildly insane, but this is a new low. And to think, he’d considered Kagami to be one of the level-headed ones. [6205]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:tobirama  c:naru:kagami  c:naru:hashirama  c:naru:madara  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  trope:marriageofconvenience  theme:firstkiss  p:naru:kagami/tobirama  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  a:blackkat 
august 2016 by scorpionvoices
Field trip - tucuxi - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Iruka, a brand-new assistant teacher, takes his class on a field trip to the Hokage Monument. Things do not go exactly as planned. [1397]

[...What I wouldn't give to have this trick in my babysitting arsenal. My younger brothers totally would deserve it.]
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  pre-series  c:naru:iruka  theme:kids  theme:shenanigans  theme:competency!!!  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:g  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
criminals do it better - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer’s head, snarling, “Hey, asshole! It’s called recycling!” [23,772 words in the series so far] Why did it take me so long to read this?! I *adore* it.]
“Oh my god, why do you let me talk?” Kakashi groans, face-down on Asuma’s coffee table. There's a drink in his hand, but it isn’t nearly big enough to make him forget the humiliating mortification of three hours ago. “Oh my god, why do you let me out in public?”

“Ten years since high school and I'm still trying to work that out,” Genma says amusedly from where he’s lounging on the couch, because he’s unrepentantly a bastard and definitely not one of Kakashi's friends in any way, shape, or form. “So, were they hot?”

Kakashi thinks of sharp-edged black eyes full of life, shaggy black hair against pale skin, a leanly muscular body, an angular face filled with righteous indignation and then familial fondness in turns, and glumly agrees, “The hottest.”

“And they hate you now?” Genma wants to know. (He’s merciless, and Kakashi can't remember why he even vaguely likes him.)

Kakashi moans his agreement, not having the strength to so much as lift his head. Damn it, the guy was amazing. Gorgeous, passionate, funny, clever…and Kakashi, of course, had to open his big fat mouth and shove his foot all the way in. Fuck.

“What are we talking about?” Asuma takes a seat in the recliner, dropping a platter of chips and dip on the table to the left of Kakashi's ear.

Genma, of course, grins. “Kakashi's complete inability to interact with the rest of the population,” he says without an ounce of remorse, passing Asuma the bottle of scotch.
fic  series  an:naruto  au:realworld  c:naru:obito  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:ensemble  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:dating  theme:friendship  trope:everyoneisgay  theme:scars  theme:boysaredorks  theme:injury  theme:competency!!!  theme:love  p:naru:kakashi/obito  p:naru:naruto/sasuke  p:naru:madara/tobirama  ge:slash  r:r  a:blackkat  @ao3 
december 2015 by scorpionvoices
Heretic - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Maybe, in another life, Minato would be the greatest hero of the Third Shinobi War. [5668]
Monster, the enemy whispers, and Kushina laughs.

“Ready?” she whispers into one sharp ear, and the wind picks up, setting red hair dancing like tongues of flame.

Kurama laughs too, low and heady and full of malice, gathers himself, and leaps forward into a loping run. Kushina bares her teeth, a battle-cry bursting from her lips, and they slam into Iwa’s ranks like a hurricane falling on an unprotected shore.

Monster, the enemy whispers, and Kushina thinks, Yes. I can be that, too.
fic  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:kushina  c:naru:kyuubi  c:naru:mito  theme:womenareawesome  theme:legends  theme:growingup  theme:grief  theme:strangerinanstrangeland  theme:snark  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:war  theme:competency!!!  p:naru:kushina/minato  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:blackkat  @ao3 
december 2015 by scorpionvoices
Intrinsic Gray - BlackMajjicDuchess - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Tenzō’s gift is desecrated by the touch of the enemy. In the aftermath of the war, Tenzō suffers in silence, ignored and forgotten, slowly falling apart, haunted by the darkest moments of his captivity.

Taking some life advice a step further than probably intended, Kakashi passes the Hat and retires from public life. But Kakashi's empty apartment isn't as comfortable as he remembered.

Their paths have been... difficult. Fortunately, they find the strength they didn't know they had to write their own ending. [25,506]

[Ugh, this is cuuuuuute!]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:tenzou  c:naru:kakashi  theme:war  theme:captivity  theme:trapped  theme:totherescue!  theme:friendship  theme:PTSD  theme:h/c  theme:aftermath  theme:domesticity  theme:pining  theme:friendstolovers  theme:love  p:naru:kakashi/tenzou  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2015 by scorpionvoices
And I'm your lionheart - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
He cannot help but compare himself to the swords that hang on the wall, silver and pale and edged with red, kept in sheathes until they're needed to kill.

(At five years old he takes a needle and inks red into his own skin, sharp slashes like the cut of a knife on each cheek, and it’s the first time Uchiha Tajima ever looks at him and smiles.) [6584]
fic  an:naruto  pre-series  c:naru:tobirama  c:naru:madara  c:naru:hashirama  c:naru:izuna  theme:kidnapping  theme:family  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:foundfamily  theme:captivity  theme:angst  theme:friendstolovers  theme:HEA  p:naru:madara/tobirama  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:blackkat  @ao3 
november 2015 by scorpionvoices
Stormborn - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. There's a voice on the wind and another lifetime in his head, and it’s time for Uzushio’s Storm God to rise once more.

(The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it’s time to call her people home.) [136,326]
fic  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:haku  c:naru:gaara  c:naru:ino  c:naru:jiraiya  c:naru:orochimaru  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:obito  c:naru:minato  c:naru:utkata  c:naru:iruka  theme:destiny  theme:reincarnation  theme:love  theme:grief  theme:family  theme:foundfamily  theme:totherescue!  theme:war  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:questing  theme:angst  theme:sacrifice  theme:competency!!!  theme:HEA  p:naru:naruto/sasuke  p:naru:kakashi/obito  c:naru:lee/sakura  c:naru:ino/shikamaru  ge:multi  ge:slash  ge:action  r:nc-17  a:blackkat  @ao3  l:novel 
november 2015 by scorpionvoices
Blind Stars of Fortune - 100demons - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Kakashi instinctively touched his left eye but he found nothing but the jagged scar. “This doesn’t make any sense,” he said again, his voice very, very quiet.

“Like the science fiction manga Kushina-san hid under the bed,” the Other agreed. “Because if we didn’t know any better, we could theoretically be talking about time travel here.”

“Fuck,” Kakashi said sourly. [5766]

[I'm bookmarking the first fic in the series because I like it, not because I recommend the rest of the series. The third fic is short and fairly entertaining, but the second fic is long, super angsty, and also incomplete. Also, the second fic blind-sided me with a character death when I was expecting an 'everybody-lives' au. I may have cried.]
fic  an:naruto  au:canon  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:yamato  c:naru:genma  c:naru:raidou  case-file  mood:quietdesperation  theme:assassins  theme:depression  theme:grief  theme:murder  theme:injury  theme:team!  theme:timetravel  theme:PTSD  theme:pack  theme:sacrifice  theme:redemption  ge:gen  r:r  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
The Survivors - 100demons - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Three days after Sai returns home from the war, the message comes winging through the wind, borne by the plain black messenger crows used by the Administration offices.

Team Yamato is officially disbanded. [4651]
fic  an:naruto  post-series  c:naru:sai  c:naru:yamato  c:naru:anko  c:naru:kakashi  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:PTSD  theme:permanentinjury  theme:injury  theme:fixing  theme:friendship  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
An Empty Vessel - 100demons - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Sai swallows. A bitter tang rises up in the back of his mouth and he can almost taste the faded ink of the cursed seal on his tongue, however illogical the sensation may be.

The time has finally come. [1870]

[SAAAAAAAAAAI]
fic  an:naruto  post-series  c:naru:sai  c:naru:kakashi  theme:angst  theme:revenge  theme:sacrifice  theme:cominghome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
White Knight, Burning Bright - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Naruto isn’t the only one in the village to earn the title “monster”. At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally. [13,223]
fic  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:orochimaru  c:naru:anko  c:naru:sarutobi  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:kakashi  theme:captivity  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:shenanigans  theme:foundfamily  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:blackkat  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
dive for dreams - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
In which the Sage of Six Paths decides he doesn’t like the ending, and Tobirama gets dragged along to fix things. The outcome is most definitely not what he expected. [11,080]

[I had to google most of the characters, but I ended up really liking this series! I have a feeling that Tobirama isn't *usually* a sympathetic character, but that just makes it better.]
fic  an:naruto  pre-series  c:naru:tobirama  c:naru:hashirama  c:naru:madara  theme:timetravel  theme:fix-it  theme:family  theme:sacrifice  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:snark  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:courtship  LOLZ  p:naru:madara/tobirama  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:blackkat  @ao3 
april 2015 by scorpionvoices
Seals or Cages, a naruto fanfic by vampirepenguin | FanFiction
Even a caged bird, if it's clever, will try to open the cage with its beak, never giving up its desire to fly freely. [1289]
Privately, Genma thought naming weapons was stupid. Weapons broke and then you got new ones. No point was served in getting attached.

Hayate had given him a long, thoughtful look when he'd said that. It always struck Genma that Hayate seemed to get a lot more out of what he was saying than just what he meant by it.
fic  an:naruto  episoderelated  c:naru:genma  c:naru:hayate  c:naru:neji  theme:friendship  worldbuilding  characterstudy  theme:sliceoflife  ge:gen  r:pg-13  ficfromThePit 
march 2015 by scorpionvoices
Definitely not a Love Story - tuesdayfic (tuesday) - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Guy woos Kakashi. Kakashi is not exactly appreciative of his efforts. Neither is most anyone else in the village, except those who are laughing. They are sadly numerous. [7453]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:gai  c:naru:ensemble  theme:courtship  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:clueless  theme:friendship  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:marriage  theme:HEA  p:naru:gai/kakashi  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2015 by scorpionvoices
Rice - torch - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Kakashi quite liked missions like this, not that he would have told anyone. There was nothing to do except eat and smile, and since his hosts never saw him do either one, they appeared to be completely unnerved by him. Kakashi didn't think it mattered; Guy smiled enough for two.

This had been designated an S-class mission, just in case. The small village of Fukuda, rumored to have some kind of powerful secret protection that had kept it independent for many years, had made shy overtures to Konoha, saying that a couple of shinobi would be welcome to see and share in their secrets, and Konoha had responded by sending Kakashi and Guy, which was an admirably layered statement: two reputable jounin, so Fukuda would know Konoha took it seriously; two very reputable jounin, so Fukuda would know that if it tried anything, Kakashi and Guy would probably be the ones to walk away out of the smoking ruins. [6657]
fic  an:naruto  case-file  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:gai  theme:friendship  theme:team!  theme:cultureclash  theme:first-time  trope:__madethemdoit  p:naru:gai/kakashi  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
march 2015 by scorpionvoices
Something in the water
Tsunade notices a distinct disinterest among her ninja for the opposite sex. Or any sex.
Tsunade frowned. Strange. She'd seen Kakashi reading before, though she'd never paid that much attention to it. He was reading porn all that time? How bizarre. Not the 'reading porn' bit; after growing up with Jiraiya, Tsunade had no more faith left in the male half of the human race. What was strange was that his attitude; Tsunade had seen people read rules and regulation with more passion and involvement than that. Either Kakashi was the best undercover op in the entire village by far...or he was the only man on the planet who actually did read stuff like that for the stories.

"He needs a girlfriend," Tsunade muttered, glaring at the tuft of white hair which was now the only thing visible of Kakashi behind the decorative pillar. "I take it he doesn't have one."

Sakura choked on her punch; Tsunade had some as well, though hers was, shall we say, spiced up from the contents of a discreetly hidden bottle. She was determined to survive this dull official function somehow.
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:tsunade  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:shizune  trope:matchmaking  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:secrets  theme:fixing  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:maldororgw  @hiddenvillage 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
Locker Room Therapy - Asuka Kureru (Askerian) - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
He's never going to know the truth. Minato and Kyuubi are identical twins. There's absolutely no way to prove which one of the two actually fathered him.

(Apart from taking Kyuubi at his word, but Kyuubi lies. Naruto knows that Kyuubi lies.)

It's sordid, is what it is. And that's why he'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but at least it's normal-weird. His-life-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him "my son" and carves into his cheeks. [6726]
fic  an:naruto  au:realworld  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:kyuubi  theme:aftermath  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:PTSD  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:injury  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  theme:snark  theme:fixing  theme:love  warning:rape-past  p:naru:naruto/sasuke  ge:slash  r:r  a:asukakureru  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Fallen here to grace - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [15,594]

(In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.)

[Pairings are mostly for the second fic, which is freaking HYSTERICAL.]
fic  an:naruto  pre-series  c:naru:genma  c:naru:izumo  c:naru:kotetso  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:sandaime  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:PTSD  theme:kids  theme:foundfamily  theme:adoption  theme:snark  theme:cockblocking  LOLZ  p:naru:genma/raidou  p:naru:genma/kakashi  p:naru:genma/ibiki  ge:slash  ge:drama  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
december 2014 by scorpionvoices
backslide - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Naruto’s friends are gone, his lover is dying, Konoha is destroyed, and Madara’s second return has pushed the entire world to the brink. Hunted and harried, Naruto is sent back in time to upend Madara’s plan before it even starts, and sets about changing everything. Butterfly effect nothing: the world is at stake, and Naruto is hardly about to let it fall to ruin once more. Not while he’s still breathing. [128,352]

[Ridic amazing time-travel fic. I like this probably better than I do canon (except for its tragically low levels of Gai), and I usually honestly *hate* time-travel fic. If it was all like this I could be converted.

Also it's super freaking long! I didn't even read it as a full view fic, it's so long, and I _detest_ paging between chapters.]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:genma  c:naru:raidou  c:naru:tsunade  c:naru:obito  c:naru:ensemble  theme:timetravel  theme:war  theme:grief  theme:fixing  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:competency!!!  theme:undercover  theme:injury  theme:romance  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:family  theme:foundfamily  theme:boysaredorks  theme:betrayal  theme:revenge  theme:fix-it  theme:h/c  theme:cominghome  p:naru:naruto/sasuke  p:naru:kakashi/naruto  p:naru:genma/raidou  p:naru:ino/sakura  ge:slash  ge:multi  ge:drama  ge:action  ge:fluff  r:r  @ao3 
december 2014 by scorpionvoices
Recommended for Admission - pentapus - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
All around him children perked up like little wolves. The girl on Kotetsu’s shoulder was suddenly wide-awake. Ah, a Yamanaka. Of course.

“Iruka,” Kotetsu said with feeling, “I am a red-blooded ninja in my active-duty years. You cannot keep this from me.”

“I’m red-blooded too,” said the Yamanaka girl, pale eyes earnest.

"No, you're not," Iruka said automatically.



The war ends. Iruka gets promoted. Things go differently for Kakashi.[25,470]

[Author Tagged: *so much ANBU *how to spot a naruto story by me *all ANBU and no sex *schemes *and secrets *Everbody Lives *except for the bad guys]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:shikamaru  c:naru:sai  c:naru:kurenai  c:naru:tsunade  theme:secrets  theme:undercover  theme:angst  theme:aftermath  theme:competency!!!  theme:shenanigans  theme:fixing  theme:foundfamily  theme:adoption  theme:surprise!  theme:firstkiss  theme:role-reversal  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  ge:action  ge:drama  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:pentapus  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
We Commit His Body, a naruto fanfic by Zhang Sizheng | FanFiction
He realised he had fathered something of a prodigy in development, and it was sick and strange and wondrous to Sakumo that all Kakashi wanted to be was a farmer.
The first shinobi were farmers. They were peasants who tilled the black fields and dredged the brown paddies and hated the lords of chaos and violence who came down from their mountain strongholds to rain fury on them and their families. So they, shinobi, sons of the earth, rose up and took up their land-tending tools, sharpened them as they sharpened their wills, and not many remember that the first kunai was an ancient trowel.


[2767]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:sakumo  c:naru:jiraiya  c:naru:minato  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:firstmeetings  theme:grief  theme:growingup  tragedy  mood:quietdesperation  ge:gen  r:pg-13  ficfromThePit 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Girl From Whirlpool, a naruto fanfic by silvershine | FanFiction
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina. [248,299]
fic  an:naruto  unread 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
Seishun Kyosokyoku, a naruto fanfic by kyogre | FanFiction
Summary: AU Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.

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12. Looking at them, Orochimaru wondered if Sarutobi-sensei hadn't just chosen the three genin hardest to kill.

Really, you just suggest a few experiments that require human subjects, and suddenly everyone thinks you're some depraved evil mad scientist.
fic  an:naruto  style:fivethings  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:orochimaru  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:karin  c:naru:kimimaro  theme:fix-it  theme:team!  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  genre:gen  rating:pg  ficfromThePit 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
tuesdayfic: Stepping Stones
Originally this started as just Lee/Gaara with the intention of showing what many people in the village thought, but it ended up sprawling out with so many different viewpoints into a bunch of smaller stories set chronologically and centered around the story of Suna and Konoha moving from being tense, temporary allies to having built strong ties of friendship and a permanent alliance, as well as working out some of the problems I can see inherent in a relationship between Gaara and Lee. [10,756]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:lee  c:naru:gaara  c:naru:ensemble  trope:everyoneisgay  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:RST  theme:injury  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:family  theme:runningaway  theme:war  theme:cominghome  p:naru:gaara/lee  p:naru:gai/kakashi  p:naru:chouji/shikamaru  p:naru:kiba/shino  p:naru:shizune/tsunade  p:naru:ino/sakura  p:naru:naruto/sai  genre:slash  genre:femslash  genre:het  rating:r  @lj 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
raegan_1: Talk of Life After
Normally, it is Guy who speaks and Kakashi who pretends not to listen. Dying has a way of changing the status quo. [3392]
fic  an:naruto  episoderelated  c:naru:gai  c:naru:kakashi  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:love  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  p:naru:gai/kakashi  genre:fluff  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
Kicking and Screaming - theskywasblue - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Iruka pushed the report back across the desk, gingerly, so as to avoid touching the strange, green substance smeared along the bottom edge. “I’m sorry Kakashi-sensei, I cannot accept this mission report. Not with the state it’s in.”

Kakashi’s single visible eye widened in what appeared to be genuine shock, “Why not?”

Iruka took a moment to prepare himself mentally, before he answered, “You really need to ask?”

Kakashi folded his arms like a petulant child, “Well, I’m not re-writing it.”

“Then I’m not accepting it – and you know regulations require you to submit your report before you’re eligible for another mission.”

Iruka sat up straighter in his chair, put on the face he used to cow rowdy five year olds, and radiated disapproval. Kakashi stared back at him, as impassive as a statue. The other ninja waiting in line shrank back against the mission room walls and tried to look inconspicuous in case sharp objects started flying. [1605]
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:kakashi  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:sliceoflife  theme:firstkiss  humor  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
runespoor7: And then we'll make the rules
Sakura’s parents run a foster home. Guess which orphans they take in. AU. [Ugh, this is so pitch perfect, it's amaziiiiiiing. I just want a novella in this universe, I want to, like, roll in it and glory in its existence. I need ALL THE SIBLING SHENANS, GUYS. ALL OF THEM. Also, as a foster sister this rang pretty true; the only part I don't like is the summary, for reasons that are too pedantic to get into.]
fic  an:naruto  au:realworld  oneshot  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:sasuke  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:growingup  theme:totherescue!  theme:competency!!!  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Ibiki's Apprentice, a naruto fanfic by may wren - FanFiction.Net
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei. [4595] [Ok, I was genuinely surprised when this turned out to be not that bad. I'm not sure why I clicked it in the first place, but it's actually an interesting, if short, read.]
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:ibiki  c:naru:sandaime  shenanigans  opinion:interesting  humor  length:short  genre:gen  rating:pg  ficfromThePit 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
branchandroot: A Cup of Sugar
The young women of Sakura's age cohort go out for a night of bonding, and this winds up with Sakura taking Hinata home with her. [2734]
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:hinata  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  opinion:sweet  p:naruto:hinata/sakura  genre:femslash  rating:r  @dw 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
In Bond and Blood - thehoyden - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
"I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.

To his credit, Iruka didn’t freeze in the middle of taking a sip of tea, but he did set his cup down after a careful swallow. "This is sudden," Iruka said cautiously.

Kakashi looked over at the curtain fluttering in a brisk, early autumn breeze. "Not really. I’m turning thirty tomorrow."

Iruka drank from his teacup again, and Kakashi knew he wouldn’t have to explain further, jounin life expectancy being what it was. You were either good enough or lucky enough to survive, or you weren’t. In either case, Kakashi believed in being prepared. "Happy birthday," Iruka said after a moment.

Kakashi inclined his head in thanks. "Imagine my surprise when I learned you beat me to it. Very sneaky, Iruka-sensei. Tell me, how did you convince Naruto to keep his mouth shut about the adoption?" [12,918]
fic  an:naruto  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:naruto  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  trope:marriageofconvenience  theme:marriage  theme:family  theme:love  theme:clueless  theme:angst  theme:first-time  opinion:pitchperfect  @ao3  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet  theme:kids  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:thehoyden 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
First Impressions - tucuxi - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
If Kakashi were being particularly honest, he'd admit that the first impression he had of Umino Iruka was "whoa, check out those hips!" He blamed it on the fact that the first time he saw her, Iruka was bending over to give a kid a hand up, and even her thoroughly practical blacks couldn't conceal the fact that she had the kind of curves that very few kunoichi kept. [2710]
fic  an:naruto  au:gender  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:iruka  humor  theme:courtship  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:firstkiss  @ao3  rating:pg-13  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  genre:het 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
Kakashi Fanart by ~purpleGlow on deviantART
ANBU!Kakashi looks out over the rooftops of Konoha at sunset. Man, this one is so freaking pretty; just the colors alone make me all O____O.
art:fanart  an:naruto  art:style-digital  naruto:kakashi  @deviantart 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
megyal: Anything You Can Carry
"Come on, taicho," Iruka told him, and bent to lift him up. For such a slender man, Kakashi was heavy, but Iruka was strong enough to sling Kakashi over his shoulder and stalk off in the direction of Konoha.

"Hey!" Akako yelled. "Hey, not him!"

"You said anything I could carry," Iruka called back. "I can carry Kakashi-san, and so I can have him."

"Oh, *sensei*," Kakashi murmured, resting his hands on the small of Iruka's back. "'Have' me? How presumptuous of you."
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:kakashi  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:totherescue!  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  genre:slash  author:megyal  @lj 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
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