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What is something rich people buy that poor people know nothing about? : AskReddit
"Obscure brands of regular items.

I have a few well off friends and trust fund babies and all of them NEED obscure brands of regular items. They want potato chips it can't be Lays it has to be a imported thin cut potato from France that was harvested by the bay on a cool afternoon by a happy french man. "
yyy:economics  o:interesting  o.O  @reddit 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
Jon Snow gets progressively more upset
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

post:media  b:harrypotter  hilarity  o.O  @tumblr 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
you, me and espionage makes three
I have no idea what's going on in this set, but Daniel Radcliff is wearing jeans and a bra and giggling, so it's all good.
LOLZ  gif{s}  o.O  @tumblr  craphannahsendsme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
hospitalvespers: afternoonsnoozebutton: This... | sometimes daunting
This is a compilation of goats and sheep screaming at people and it is by far the best thing I’ve seen all week

I lost my shit at 1:24

[I literally cried, guys. I sobbed my laughter into an uncaring cat.]
video  fun.stuff  o.O  opinion:awesome  @tumblr 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
i'm orbiting pluto - productive evening of schoolwork, as usual
[info]sutlers: lol i feel like supes/bats is a relationship that went terribly wrong
and bats never wants to talk about it ever
me: but supes keeps trying
and bats is like look, I have kryptonite. I call it the Bat-Relationship Deterrent
lolz.forever  fandomilu  o.O  convosnippets  opinion:awesome 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
'Romeo And Juliet': Just As You Misremembered It : NPR
We all know the story of Romeo and Juliet ... or do we? A new off-Broadway production tells the story of the star-crossed lovers without bothering with any of Shakespeare's hallowed words or intricate plot twists. Instead, it relies on the fuzzy recollections of people who read it in high school.

The show's creators called unsuspecting people on the phone and asked them what they remembered about Shakespeare's classic love story. The result is a hilarious mishmash of half-recalled quotes, mixed-up plot points and wild digressions — all performed in the traditional Shakespearean style.
crack  art  parody  article  o.O  opinion:awesome 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
Crocheted Smart Car Cozy « DIY Maven
Apparently Smart Cars are like those little hand-bag-sized dogs: They both need sweaters to keep from getting chilly.
o.O  weird  lolz.forever  @diymaven  opinion:awesome 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
It Takes Balls To Have A Vasectomy -- Sam Pierstoff
You might think it’s nuts, but for the next 72 hours,
my three children are not allowed to play with blue balls
in the house because it reminds me too much
of the great pain hidden below the equator of my belt.
poetry  weird  o.O  humor  interesting 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
Teh Tail of Snow Cat, by amy fortuna
'Snow White' as told by LOLcats. Pure unadulterated crack written in 20 minutes as a Treat.
fic  lolcatz  au:fusion  fairytale  crack  humor  short  gen  g  o.O 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
Top 10 Worst Team Names - TIME
North Dakota's Board of Higher Education voted May 14 to retire the University of North Dakota's Fighting Sioux nickname and logo after a lengthy dispute over whether or not the name was derogatory towards Native Americans. In honor of the name change, TIME examines ten other schools that might consider similar rebrandings. [my college is #8, and my buddy's is #10. Everyone we know thinks this list is hilarious, us included!]
article  hilarity  hometownpride  o.O  for-kayla  for-amanda 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
The 50 Best Protest Signs Of 2009: Pics, Videos, Links, News
We saw some really great protest signs in 2009. Thanks to our President for being a socialist, gay people for being gay, and Kanye West for interrupting Taylor Swift. America, I applaud your creativity. Here's to you!
humor  pics  gayrights  list  o.O  for-kayla  @buzzfeed  opinion:awesome  yakyakyak:politics 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
The Rabid Tiger 'verse
click Fanfiction, then Final Fantasy VII. Unless otherwise noted, all stories should be read in descending order; trust me, this au is amazing. Highly OOC and crackish, of course, but it is very high quality crack.
fic  series  g:FFVII  au:justalittledifferent  p:ff7:cloud/reno  p:ff7:cid/vincent  OOC  genre:crack  trope:mpreg  weird  theme:feral  theme:love  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  quirky  o.O  @privatearchive 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing [A Primer on Parent Cruelty]
It's simple. Some parents are just plain crazy. But few are as crazy as many soon-to- be parents, who, wrapped up in the fear and anticipation, the social status and expectations, go just plain mad. Mad as march hares with swollen ankles and morning sickness. The following is a catalog of naming questions and suggestions posted on several different baby naming bulletin boards going back as far as early 2001. All entries are left unedited except for length. As you will see, some parents-to-be have gone so far into the realm of baby-obsession they have lost track of the real, adult world. Their view is so skewed their only concerns are a) making their child "unique" and b) trying to keep the kid from being teased, often with terrible results. Steel yourself, take a few deep breaths, and read.
site:names  hilarity  o.O  weird 
march 2009 by scorpionvoices
alex_boylove: Maybe I just missed something, but how d
Maybe I just missed something, but how did fandom collectively decide that Pete's baby would be named Pear?
journal:entry  lolz.forever  bandom:  fob:pete  boysaredorks  O.o  for-kayla 
october 2008 by scorpionvoices
impertinence: now I'm trying to think of the bizarre things Gerard probably asks people to do in bed. not just vampire makeup or whatever, but jazz hands? abba on in the background? playing dead? HMM. [the one with brian and geeway!sex-chicken]
comment!fic  mcr:brian  mcr:gerard  weird  O.o  humor  bandom:  rps  mcr  r  impertinence 
august 2008 by scorpionvoices
all MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE fans read! - Buzznet
this is absolutely ridiculous and should not be funny at all. But oh, it *is*.
mcr  bandom:  O.o  interesting  hilarity 
july 2008 by scorpionvoices
19 Ways to Keep Your Insanity.
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
humor  blog  O.o  hilarity  lolz.forever  list  for-amanda  for-kayla 
june 2008 by scorpionvoices Cyanide and Happiness #207
art  hilarity  O.o  for-amanda 
may 2008 by scorpionvoices
rain_dances: pretty odd indeed!
I don't have much energy to talk in depth about the Panic concert, but I think my experience can be perfectly summed up by these conversations between the band, that I am not making up, because I mean, how would I even make this up:
p!atd  boysaredorks  quotes  O.o  lolz.forever  rain_dances  shenanigans 
may 2008 by scorpionvoices
orlanstamos: Jesus Was A Hufflepuff
Once upon a time, there was a kid named Jesus... And this kid lived in Bethlehem. Jesus also happened to be THE SON OF GOD. One day when Jesus was eleven, he got a letter. From an owl. And, lo, this is what the letter said.
fic  hp  crossover  mythology  crack  lolz  o.o  weird  gen  implied-het  lolz.forever  rating:pg-13 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
xkcd - 1,000 Miles North
Twister would've been a much better movie if they'd cut out the bad-guy storm chaser...
art  hilarity  LOLZ  lolz.forever  for-amanda  for-mom  O.o  xkcd 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
I am literally crying with laughter
Sometimes people we disagree with will make themselves look like idiots without any help from us. And this is just such a case. Please feast your eyeballs on the following portion of a NY Times interview with Texas Governor Rick Perry:
article  hilarity  o.O  journal:entry  marag  homophobia  yakyakyak:politics 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
Gerard Way *Is* Noel Fielding; and Noel Fielding Is Gerard Way
Gerard Way. Often androgynous, unconventionally beautiful man with tousled, awesomely dyed black hair. Guess who else fits this description?
mcr:gerard  mcr  picspam  interesting  fic-thing  weird  long-lost-relatives  bandom:  trope:doppleganger  o.O 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
The 9:10 To Crazyland
We find out what happens when George Clooney Googles "George Clooney". And when A.J. Jacobs shows him 2 Girls 1 Cup. (So. Strange. Yet very awesome. O.o)
article  humor  interview  hilarity  O.o  lolz.forever 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
Gerard talks about how they're doing one more tour and then working on the new album. Which will be called Die period slow period. GERARD I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF PANIC. *dies of lol*
journal:entry  lolz.forever  mcr:gerard  O.o 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
Rampaging Santas strike New Zealand cinema
Security cameras caught the action, but Rive said with their hats, white beards and suits, the rampaging Santas cannot be identified.
article  lolz.forever  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
If you smoke, don’t spit gasoline. It’s a rule
Man sets apartment afire spewing accidental swig of gas onto cigarette
article  O.o  lolz.forever 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Robber 'Sorry' For Robbing Wrong House
An unidentified robber broke into a house in Forrest City, Arkansas and took off with a bundle of Christmas gifts and other items, but later left a note to the house's owner saying "Sorry, wrong house."
article  bizarre.USA  stupidcriminals  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Santa Nailed To Cross As Protest Against Commercialization Of Christmas
A man from Washington went to the extreme of dramatizing his protest against what he called the commercialization of Christmas by nailing Santa Claus to a 15-foot crucifix in front of his house.
article  bizarre.USA  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Thieves Make Off With An Entire Beach
Managers who cleaned up and covered a leisure park for winter were taken aback to discover that thieves had carted off 6,000 cubic meters of sand and playground rides, huts and even the wooden shops.
article  O.o  lolz.forever  favs:news 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Beer Consumption In Germany Hits Recod Low; 29.7 Gallons Per Person
Germany's brewing industry suffered its eighth decline in the last nine years. Beer consumption plummeted to a record low of 29.7 gallons (112.5 liters) per person for 2007.
article  lolz.forever  O.o  favs:news 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Hiccups Stop Singer From Singing
A 24-year old singer from Lincoln, Nebraska has been suffering non-stop hiccups for the past 11 months.
article  bizarre.USA  O.o  lolz.forever 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Russia Bans Ad Denying Santa
According to the BBC, the Federal anti-Monopoly Service found the advertisement for Eto electrical stores had broken rules for advertisers not to discredit parents and teachers when it declared that Father Frost was non-existent.
article  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Police Rescue Man Trapped 10 Hours In Australian Pub Chimney
The woes of an Australian man who was trapped for 10 hours inside the chimney of a pub appear far from over after police officers said they were planning to question him on why he got stuck there in the first place.
article  lolz.forever  stupidcriminals  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Man Threw Himself Out Of The Window With Christmas Tree
A man fell 22 feet to the ground as he accidentally threw himself out of his window three stories high along with a Christmas tree he was trying to take down.
article  lolz.forever  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Survey: More Than Half Of Young Brits Can't Even Boil An Egg
"This survey shows just how far people have lost touch with Britain's food heritage and that many aren't capable of boiling an egg or grilling bacon or cooking sausages correctly," said Turner.
article  british.foibles  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Hungary's Answer to the Keystone Cops
A police officer chasing a robber ended up being the one rescued along with her entire squad after getting ditched in the icy water of Lake Balaton in Hungary.
article  lolz.forever  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Dino fungus ate meat
Scientists have found meat-eating mushrooms from the dinosaur age.
article  UK.paper  lolz.forever  short  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Bike cops to use bus
Police are attending crime scenes by bus - because bosses deem pushbikes too dangerous.
article  UK.paper  british.foibles  lolz.forever  favs:news  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Talk About Things Going Really Wrong...
KOKOMO, Ind. (AP) - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store.
article  bizarre.USA  lolz.forever  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Sex toy triggers bomb scare in Sweden
A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb, but a vibrating sex toy.
article  worldwideweird  lolz.forever  O.o 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
Dear Hollywood: Please spare the pooches
Blockbuster ‘I Am Legend’ prompts letter to save man’s best friend in films
article  humor  O.o  lolz.forever  for-amanda  for-kayla 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices

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