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Love Bite - Dovey - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Sasuke is an alpha- whos instincts tell him to nurture, care for, and be the very best alpha by providing the nicest of potential homes. Sakura is an omega- whos instincts tell her to protect what's hers, claim everything and guard it with her life, and destroy anything that hurts her loved ones.

They're not exactly typical, but you don't hear anyone complaining about it. [5382]
A/N: [...]fyi writing this fic made me realize that ideal sasu/saku follows klingon mating habits (girl klingon yells a battle cry in their face and then chucks furniture at boy. boy klingon dodges furniture while reciting love poems. ROMANCE.) so now im picturing sakura as a klingon and sasuke as a vulcan trying to follow her traditions and it's very very funny thank you very much i'll be here all week


[THE ONLY KIND OF SASUKE/SAKURA I WILL EVER READ]
fic  an:naruto  au:a/b/o  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:sakura  n:tropesubversion  theme:courtship  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:love  LOLZ  p:naru:sakura/sasuke  ge:het  r:pg  @ao3 
june 2019 by scorpionvoices
Black Magic Woman - beachkid (binz), binz, shiplizard - Dresden Files - Jim Butcher [Archive of Our Own]
Abracadabra! Alakazam! Make Harry Dresden's drag alter ego APPEAR! (And ruin John Marcone's business meeting.) [5114]
In her stiletto heeled Oxfords she easily topped seven feet, but she couldn't have weighed more than one sixty-- minus what must have been the twenty pounds of sequins that made up her tailcoat and top hat. And her bow tie. And her tuxedo shirt leotard. Her sky high legs were covered in fishnet with glittery spades, clubs, diamonds and hearts worked into the pattern. She had cheekbones you could see from space, large dark eyes, a bright red pout, and a huge mane of chestnut curls.

She was also, impossibly, familiar.

My phone went off. I reached for it, yanking my eyes away from her sashay across the stage.

(is that who it looks like???)

Hendricks despises text speak and excessive punctuation. He must have been even more startled than I was.

(didnt know he could actlly lose 5clck shdw), I responded.

[...]

I watched the stage out of the corner of my eye: the magician wrapped up her lipsynch with a shower of fake snow, and spread her arms wide for the crowd. "Hello, darlings! My name is Devine Copafeel--" of course it was.


[I don't know how I've never managed to bookmark this before; it's one of my favorites, and one of the few Dresden fics out there that is hysterically funny without sacrificing characterization.]
fic  b:dresdenfiles  oneshot  c:dresden:marcone  c:dresden:hendricks  c:dresden:gard  c:dresden:harrydresden  theme:shenanigans  theme:frenemies  theme:snark  LOLZ  p:dresden:harry/marcone  ge:fluff  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
april 2017 by scorpionvoices
Revenge is best served @ - Perpetual Motion (perpetfic) - Check Please! (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
The ESPN hockey anchors take a cheap shot. Bitty takes one back. [1894]
Bitty: Don't know if you saw, but Shitty's on at least carafe #2 of coffee and mad at Douche and Turd.

Jack: Tater just did it as a dramatic reading, then Kentucky brought up the feed, and now you have 23 manly hockey men ready to destroy the world for you.

Bitty: Well, that's very kind, but let them know Nadine and I are on it.

Jack: Kentucky requests, since they insulted you, I pay bail for you both. I've agreed.
fic  co:omgcheckplease  post-series  c:omgcp:bitty  c:omgcp:jack  c:omgcp:shitty  c:omgcp:lardo  theme:futurefic  theme:domesticity  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  p:omgcp:bitty/jack  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
aaaaah the fucking bear!
Jack Horne and Red Harvest look at each other while Red Harvest imagines a cartoon bear wearing clothes.
art:fanart  m:magnificentseven  c:mag7:redharvest  c:mag7:horne  ge:gen  r:g  o:adorable  LOLZ  @tumblr 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
Mental Scarring - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
For an anon prompt on my Tumblr that I kind of hijacked: gai/obito tho, kakashi's utterly terrified of the two ever coming together. "I've met Gai, Kakashi, and guess what? I'm going /to befriend him/." "You wouldn't DARE, Obito." "Oh, I would. We're going to be best friends." Obito and Gai hit it off instantly, and it all goes downhill from there. Kakashi finds them making out once and it's so horrible. He's never going to get that image out of his mind. [649]
ficlet  an:naruto  au:justalittledifferent  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:gai  c:naru:obito  c:naru:sakumo  c:naru:dai  theme:family  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  unusualpairing  LOLZ  p:naru:gai/obito  p:naru:dai/sakumo  ge:slash  r:r  a:blackkat  @ao3 
september 2016 by scorpionvoices
unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: tim drake’s... - cimness
tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim keeps trying to get bruce to order a moon over my hammy just so he’ll have to say it, the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall, and everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”
fic-thing  u:DC  co:batman  c:batman:tim  c:batman:bruce  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:totherescue!  theme:boysaredorks  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @tumblr 
september 2016 by scorpionvoices
Reverently, Discreetly, Advisedly, Soberly - Thorne - Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own]
"We have to get married or the world will end," Zack said, walking into the office and ducking the stapler that Sephiroth had thrown at him without even looking up from the paperwork he was doing.

"I'm not entirely sure where to begin addressing that request, but let's start with no," Sephiroth said in a monotone that was, if possible, even flatter than his usual.

Zack frowned. He'd really hoped to sell it with a strong opening statement. On to plan B. [2308]
fic  g:FFVII  pre-series  c:ff7:zack  c:ff7:sephiroth  c:ff7:cloud  c:ff7:reno  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  trope:pretendSO  LOLZ  p:ff7:sephiroth/zack  p:ff7:cloud/sephiroth/zack  ge:crack  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
september 2016 by scorpionvoices
people are afraid of what they don't understand
#poor illya i feel like 90% of his existence is just [kill bill sirens] #time for waverly to scoop him up and let him rehabilitate with the smol german and the annoying american
art:fanart  m:manfromUNCLE  c:muncle:illya  c:muncle:napoleon  c:muncle:gaby  LOLZ  @tumblr 
april 2016 by scorpionvoices
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Reminder that bisexual and threesome having...
Reminder that bisexual and threesome having Napoleon is basically canon.

And Fran Parsons is all of us.

The 5th gif is my favorite. I love the dawning realization on Stryker’s face, and the fact that Napoleon is just like, “So that’s how we’re playing it? I’m game.”
@tumblr  tv:manfromUNCLE  LOLZ 
april 2016 by scorpionvoices
Field trip - tucuxi - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Iruka, a brand-new assistant teacher, takes his class on a field trip to the Hokage Monument. Things do not go exactly as planned. [1397]

[...What I wouldn't give to have this trick in my babysitting arsenal. My younger brothers totally would deserve it.]
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  pre-series  c:naru:iruka  theme:kids  theme:shenanigans  theme:competency!!!  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:g  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
Someone Yelled 'Dibs' - a second collection (is totally necessary) - Chapter 28 - shineyma - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
It would be an understatement to say that Grant is bemused, upon entering yet another room at the house party he’s searching, to be greeted by a quickly shouted “Dibs!” and a chorus of groans.

“Uh, hi?” he asks, doing a quick scan of the room.
fic  u:marvel  tv:agentsofSHIELD  au:realworld  c:shield:ward  c:shield:jemma  c:shield:skye  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  o:cute  p:shield:jemma/ward  ge:het  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
For A Good Time - a second collection (is totally necessary) - Chapter 18 - shineyma - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“So, what is this about?” she asks, as Skye shoves the door open. Surprisingly, there’s no line and, it appears, no one in the bathroom at all. Maybe that’s what this is about; something is clearly amiss if one doesn’t have to wait thirty minutes for a turn in the loo.

“You have to see this,” Skye says, voice high with laughter. “Look, look.”

She drags Jemma to one of the stalls (a tight fit, with both of them) and points to a particular piece of graffiti above the trash can.
fic  u:marvel  tv:agentsofSHIELD  c:shield:jemma  c:shield:skye  c:shield:ward  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:snark  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
The Immortal Hawkeye - copperbadge - Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Clint's a little older than he looks, and his DNA has a few surprises in store, too. [8378]
"Nobody on this Earth thinks you're pushing thirty, let alone forty," Bruce said. Sam gave him a starving-puppy look, and he rolled his eyes and dished out two bowls, spooning brown sugar into one. Sam took the other one and dumped half a jar of jam into it. "You don't think it's....unnatural?"

"Not really," Clint said. "I mean, it could have been something I ate."

Bucky looked thoughtful. "That actually might explain it."

"How does 'something I ate' explain this?" Tony asked, looking increasingly upset.

"He eats...everything," Natasha said.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:superpowers  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:clueless  theme:pining  theme:dorksinlove  theme:firstkiss  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:family  LOLZ  p:marvel:vucky/clint  p:marvel:steve/tony  ge:crackish  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:sam_storyteller  @ao3 
january 2016 by scorpionvoices
Cover Boy - StanleyQuinn - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Poe doesn't find it funny. Unfortunately, everyone else finds it hilarious. [2331]

[The one where someone finally remembered that Luke used to be sassy!!]
Poe clicks the holo-pad on, grimacing as an artist's (very creative) rendition of his face fills the screen. For crying out loud, he isn't that pretty and his hair definitely does not stick out all over the place like that, he thinks before the whole image registers with him. His face appears under a bold, menacing headline that reads, "Don't Let The Resistance Seduce You Away!"

He feels his jaw drop but can't seem to bring himself to care about the giggles that produces from his pilots as he scrolls down, seeing that the artist's rendition actually shows him in a flight jumpsuit that's open with a hint of bare chest peeking out from underneath. A smaller but equally striking font at his hip reads, "The Shocking Truth Behind FN-2187's Defection."
fic  u:starwars  m:swTFA  c:sw:poe  c:sw:finn  c:sw:rey  c:sw:luke  c:sw:jess  c:sw:snap  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  LOLZ  theme:clueless  theme:firstkiss  p:sw:finn/poe  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2016 by scorpionvoices
Tomorrow (there'll be more of us) - dimircharmer - Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
“FN-2187 was real, right?” She sounds very young again. “Please tell me he was real."

"I'm real,” said Finn, who was on his first patrol since his back healed. “And my name’s Finn now.”

Her eyes widened. “You have a name?
*

Or: The resistance is starting to get stormtrooper defectors. Finn helps them out. [2802]
fic  u:starwars  m:swTFA  c:sw:finn  c:sw:leia  theme:legends  theme:snark  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:womenareawesome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2016 by scorpionvoices
Interlude (Rise Up) - Fahye - Hamilton - Miranda [Archive of Our Own]
BURR
I'll be brief: call the jury in, you'll see your doubt's injurious.
What, you're telling me you aren't a little curious
to see what we could do, together, if we're able?

HAMILTON
Our partnership is not the issue on the table.

BURR
The table, the bed… No need to look so furious!
I'm confident, sir, if you'll let me resume,
I can prove beyond doubt that I'm the one in the room,
all others merely in the foyer.
Come on, you admitted it: who's the better lawyer?

HAMILTON
Alright, I'm game. I'll mount my defence.
You're all facts, no eloquence--sir, it makes a difference!
You're better at exactness, but I'm better at emotion,
at riling up the courtroom and causing a commotion.
I'll argue this case 'til I'm blue in the face.
Burr, believe me, I'm not saying this to spite you,
it's as simple as this: I don't like you like you

BURR
Well, excuse me. We're in your fantasy, friend,
and fancy that, you choose me! Who's here, at the end?
Your defence ain't the only thing you're thinking of mounting.

[I'm not even in this fandom and had to use google image search liberally throughout, but I'm still dying laughing over this thing. It's so funny, and it's so fun to read aloud!!]
fic  t:hamilton  c:ham:hamilton  c:ham:burr  c:ham:ensemble  theme:snark  theme:love  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  ge:multi  r:r  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2015 
january 2016 by scorpionvoices
Spellist - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Coulson had tea with the Spellist once every week as work permitted it. It was, right from the beginning, an almost disturbingly casual arrangement.

Harry Potter rolled with the punches with almost offensive ease and just kept on going at a sedate, easy going pace. It was in parts gratifying and extremely frustrating. If the man had had even a bit of ambition he could've made a stellar addition to S.H.I.E.L.D. As it was, his ambition didn't go much past his next cup of tea.

"There's a lot of good things you could do with your abilities," Coulson had to say.

"The Greater Good isn't really my thing," Potter shrugged.

Well… at least he wasn't trying to take over the world. It was nice to have a sorcerer on their side for once – even if his contribution didn't go beyond magical equipment service. [2483]
fic  b:harrypotter  crossover  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:hp:harry  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:ensemble  c:marvel:fury  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:injury  theme:totherescue!  theme:clueless  theme:dating  theme:HEA  LOLZ  p:xvr:coulson/harry  ge:slash  ge:crack  r:pg  a:esama  @ao3 
december 2015 by scorpionvoices
criminals do it better - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer’s head, snarling, “Hey, asshole! It’s called recycling!” [23,772 words in the series so far] Why did it take me so long to read this?! I *adore* it.]
“Oh my god, why do you let me talk?” Kakashi groans, face-down on Asuma’s coffee table. There's a drink in his hand, but it isn’t nearly big enough to make him forget the humiliating mortification of three hours ago. “Oh my god, why do you let me out in public?”

“Ten years since high school and I'm still trying to work that out,” Genma says amusedly from where he’s lounging on the couch, because he’s unrepentantly a bastard and definitely not one of Kakashi's friends in any way, shape, or form. “So, were they hot?”

Kakashi thinks of sharp-edged black eyes full of life, shaggy black hair against pale skin, a leanly muscular body, an angular face filled with righteous indignation and then familial fondness in turns, and glumly agrees, “The hottest.”

“And they hate you now?” Genma wants to know. (He’s merciless, and Kakashi can't remember why he even vaguely likes him.)

Kakashi moans his agreement, not having the strength to so much as lift his head. Damn it, the guy was amazing. Gorgeous, passionate, funny, clever…and Kakashi, of course, had to open his big fat mouth and shove his foot all the way in. Fuck.

“What are we talking about?” Asuma takes a seat in the recliner, dropping a platter of chips and dip on the table to the left of Kakashi's ear.

Genma, of course, grins. “Kakashi's complete inability to interact with the rest of the population,” he says without an ounce of remorse, passing Asuma the bottle of scotch.
fic  series  an:naruto  au:realworld  c:naru:obito  c:naru:sasuke  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:ensemble  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:dating  theme:friendship  trope:everyoneisgay  theme:scars  theme:boysaredorks  theme:injury  theme:competency!!!  theme:love  p:naru:kakashi/obito  p:naru:naruto/sasuke  p:naru:madara/tobirama  ge:slash  r:r  a:blackkat  @ao3 
december 2015 by scorpionvoices
It was an accident, I swear it! - LePeru (Nizah) - Captain America (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
Or, how Sam stopped flying into Cap's room when there's no emergency, and taken to using a door, knocking before.

[THE LOOKS ON EVERYONE'S FACES. I almost ended up on the floor I was laughing so hard]
art:fanart  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  post-movie  c:cap:sam  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  p:cap:bucky/steve  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
september 2015 by scorpionvoices
Rules and Regulations - WerewolvesAreReal - Star Trek: The Original Series [Archive of Our Own]
Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. [740]
ficlet  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:snark  ge:gen  r:pg  a:werewolvesarereal  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
Mad Max: Fury Road -- reaction post by happydork
Oh my god.

THE CARS. THE FLAMES. THE CLOUDS OF DEADLY PLOT. THE SPIKES. THE MOTORBIKES. THE FLAMES. THE GUITAR.

Charlize Theron grimly driving through a post-apocalyptic hellscape illuminated largely by mid-air carsplosions. Her grime-smeared shoulders carrying the weight of a world that has already ended as she steers her ten tonne truck of destruction into uncertain death. Charlize Theron meeting the eyes of the muzzled bloodbag strapped to the front of the car most likely to kill her and then looking back to the road. CHARLIZE THERON DISCARDING HER HOLSTER AND HER PROSTHETIC TO SINK TO HER KNEES AND HOWL AS THE CAMERA PANS ROUND IN 180 DEGREES OF GRIEF FOR A SALVATION SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO HOPE FOR.

She needs redemption. For what? We don't know. That's not the point.

The point is her eyes, keen and clear, scanning the horizon for threats that will come, oh yes they will.

The point is every time she doesn't say anything, because what is there left to say?

(NOTHING. THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO SAY. BECAUSE THE WORLD IS DEAD AND THE PATRIARCHY KILLED IT.)
m:madmax  post:meta  post:reaction  LOLZ  for-kayla  @dw  via:jenna_marianne 
june 2015 by scorpionvoices
Devil In The Details - ChuckleVoodoos - Daredevil (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Franklin Philip Nelson is born with a bright smile and the word Devil burned over his heart.

His parents are worried, naturally. They consult with several specialists, who all assure them that Franklin is a happy, healthy baby boy. They consult with several spiritual advisors, who also assure him that Franklin is a happy, healthy baby boy. They check birth records to see if some young couple has chosen an avant-garde name for their baby, but find nothing. They consider the fact that their son might become a Satanist.

Finally, Mr. And Mrs. Nelson decide that their son is a happy, healthy baby boy, and that they will love him no matter what.

Even if he does become a Satanist.

[The verbage in this fic makes me kick my feet in joy. "Together they make a whole, unified muffin. That's got to be fate."]
fic  tv:daredevil  c:dd:foggy  c:dd:matt  trope:soulmates  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:pining  theme:shenanigans  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:boysaredorks  theme:angst  theme:first-time  LOLZ  o:adorable  p:dd:foggy/matt  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
may 2015 by scorpionvoices
dive for dreams - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
In which the Sage of Six Paths decides he doesn’t like the ending, and Tobirama gets dragged along to fix things. The outcome is most definitely not what he expected. [11,080]

[I had to google most of the characters, but I ended up really liking this series! I have a feeling that Tobirama isn't *usually* a sympathetic character, but that just makes it better.]
fic  an:naruto  pre-series  c:naru:tobirama  c:naru:hashirama  c:naru:madara  theme:timetravel  theme:fix-it  theme:family  theme:sacrifice  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:snark  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:courtship  LOLZ  p:naru:madara/tobirama  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:blackkat  @ao3 
april 2015 by scorpionvoices
And All's Well - kototyph - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
“Happy Valentine’s,” Steve says a while later, into the quiet dark.

Sam turns to squint in the direction of his voice. “Man, it’s four in the morning. On February 21st.”

“Still,” Steve says stubbornly, shifting closer. “We got you something, but, ah—”

“Hill confiscated it,” Natasha says into his chest, tucking her ankle under his calf.

“Might have been a little radioactive,” Bucky yawns against his ribs. His arm's plating echos the movement, metal rippling against Sam's side and hip. “No pleasing some people.”

“I didn’t know that,” Steve says, aghast. “Bucky!”

“That’s sweet, guys. Really,” Sam says. “It’s the thought that counts.” [2694]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  c:cap:sam  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:steve  OT4  theme:cominghome  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:cuddling  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  p:cap:bucky/natasha/sam/steve  ge:multi  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2015 by scorpionvoices
Something in the water
Tsunade notices a distinct disinterest among her ninja for the opposite sex. Or any sex.
Tsunade frowned. Strange. She'd seen Kakashi reading before, though she'd never paid that much attention to it. He was reading porn all that time? How bizarre. Not the 'reading porn' bit; after growing up with Jiraiya, Tsunade had no more faith left in the male half of the human race. What was strange was that his attitude; Tsunade had seen people read rules and regulation with more passion and involvement than that. Either Kakashi was the best undercover op in the entire village by far...or he was the only man on the planet who actually did read stuff like that for the stories.

"He needs a girlfriend," Tsunade muttered, glaring at the tuft of white hair which was now the only thing visible of Kakashi behind the decorative pillar. "I take it he doesn't have one."

Sakura choked on her punch; Tsunade had some as well, though hers was, shall we say, spiced up from the contents of a discreetly hidden bottle. She was determined to survive this dull official function somehow.
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:tsunade  c:naru:sakura  c:naru:kakashi  c:naru:shizune  trope:matchmaking  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:secrets  theme:fixing  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:maldororgw  @hiddenvillage 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
geekystudmuffin: Cara Mia
Dave's weakness is strong, colorful women. It starts innocently, with a lesson on technology. But it leads to shared coffee, flowers, and endearments in Italian. [~11,000]
fic  tv:criminalminds  c:cm:rossi  c:cm:garcia  c:cm:morgan  theme:shenanigans  theme:courtship  theme:officeromance  theme:snark  theme:dating  theme:firstkiss  theme:romance  o:adorable  LOLZ  p:cm:garcia/rossi  ge:het  r:pg-13  @lj 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
A Duplicity of Pirates - isabeau - Princess Bride (1987) [Archive of Our Own]
The last thing Westley had said to me before he left was, "Fare well, Captain, and remember which side is starboard, and I hope we never see each other again."

It was, perhaps, a strange thing to say, but ours had never been a relationship lacking strangeness. But it made sense when I heard the rumors: that Humperdinck had (depending on the source) lost his mind, or lost his health, or died by his own hand. or run away, or joined the circus, but in any case was generally not suited to the crown; and that Buttercup had been appointed successor, by virtue of (depending on the source) the love of the king and queen, the love of the general population, the abridged marriage to the Crown Prince, or an army of Finnish reindeer-mounted gnomes.

Some sources, obviously, were more reliable than others. [2356]
fic  m:princessbride  post-movie  c:pb:inigo  c:pb:westley  c:pb:fezzik  c:pb:buttercup  c:pb:max  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:questing  theme:futurefic  theme:kids  theme:friendship  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2009 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
this one’s for me, I deserve it - suzukiblu - Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
“Wait, you have one too?” Rocket asks, touching his chest with a queasy expression. “What the hell, I thought it was, like, a serial number or something.”

“Why would we have serial numbers?” Gamora snaps.

“I didn’t know you did!” Rocket snaps back.

“What are we talking about?!” Quill demands shrilly from the floor, trying to drag his pants back up. [2188]
“Be calm,” Drax says. “There is a simple solution to this confusion.”

“Blow it up?” Rocket suggests immediately.

“. . . there are *two* simple solutions to this confusion,” Drax amends, expression turning thoughtful.
fic  u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  c:gotg:gamora  c:gotg:rocket  c:gotg:groot  c:gotg:drax  c:gotg:peter  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  trope:soulmates  theme:boysaredorks  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  OT?  p:gotg:drax/gamora/groot/peter/rocket  ge:crackish  ge:multi  LOLZ  r:r  a:suzukiblu  @ao3 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
xkcd: Pep Rally
You know, pep rallies weirded me out in high school, and they've only gotten creepier in retrospect.

[YES. THIS]
comic  LOLZ  @xkcd 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
xkcd: Can't Sleep
If androids someday DO dream of electric sheep, don't forget to declare sheepCount as a long int.

[Best description of insomnia ever.]
comic  theme:insomnia  LOLZ  @xkcd 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
Newton's Cradle - james - Leverage [Archive of Our Own]
"Come on, Alec, I want popcorn," Parker whined, and, seriously.

Fine. Alec threw another piece, then another, then he threw a piece at Eliot who was smirking. Eliot caught it, of course, and Alec realised he needed a better delivery system. Rubber band? No, that would still send only one piece at a time. Remote-controlled airplane? He could rig a drop-chute to dump popcorn on their heads, but that lost the satisfaction of flinging something at their heads.

Maybe a wide rubber band, that he could fit a few pieces in? Alec jumped up and went rummaging. Surely they had something suitable, someplace. [2312]
fic  tv:leverage  c:leverage:alec  c:leverage:parker  c:leverage:eliot  OT3  theme:domesticity  theme:shenanigans  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:dorksinlove  theme:snark  LOLZ  p:leverage:alec/eliot/parker  ge:multi  ge:fluff  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
An Abundance Of Captains - fadeaccompli - Temeraire - Naomi Novik, Unusual Dragon Hoards - iguanamouth [Archive of Our Own]
Laurence was puzzled as to why anyone should send him and Temeraire to collect a stray dragonet, until he discovered how it had chosen its captain. [2897]
fic  b:hismajesty'sdragon  c:hmd:laurence  c:hmd:temeraire  c:hmd:oc  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:pets  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:g  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2014 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Fallen here to grace - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [15,594]

(In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.)

[Pairings are mostly for the second fic, which is freaking HYSTERICAL.]
fic  an:naruto  pre-series  c:naru:genma  c:naru:izumo  c:naru:kotetso  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:sandaime  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:PTSD  theme:kids  theme:foundfamily  theme:adoption  theme:snark  theme:cockblocking  LOLZ  p:naru:genma/raidou  p:naru:genma/kakashi  p:naru:genma/ibiki  ge:slash  ge:drama  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @ao3 
december 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Hero's Journey; or: What Jasper Sitwell Did Last Summer - pagination - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
The thing is, when an agent reaches clearance level five, it’s because they’re valuable, capable of something an exponentially diminishing few can offer in the ranks of SHIELD. Clint Barton, his personal issues notwithstanding, is unstoppable behind a scope. Jim Woo is an analyst and extractor par excellence. Melinda May has infiltrated half the presidential offices of Asia, and Phil Coulson has an instinct for the unusual that could be the basis of an entire TV show.

Jasper’s less certain what he brings to the party. [23.940]

A/N: It's a ridiculous story, but so's the idea that Jasper Sitwell is Hydra.

I'll apologize when they do.

Honestly, the only reason I wrote this story was because I wanted to do that bit at the beginning with the hair loss. I think I have a problem with moderation.
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:captainamerica  LOLZ  tobetagged 
december 2014 by scorpionvoices
A Good Day - Deannie - The Magnificent Seven (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Nothing like a day that starts with dynamite. [3217]
“Who had patrol last night?” Vin asked suddenly.

Another explosion rocked them on their feet and he realized that he shouldn’t have bothered to ask. The sight of Buck Wilmington rushing down the street, dressed haphazardly and frowning like he hadn’t left an empty bed behind, just clinched it. Anyway, was only one person Vin knew loved dynamite that much.

“Ezra,” he, Chris, and Josiah said together.

“Well, boys,” Buck said, smiling wide as they all headed in to get their horses. “Let’s see what he blowed up now!”
fic  tv:magnificentseven  c:mag7:vin  c:mag7:ezra  c:mag7:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:team!  theme:snark  theme:totherescue!  theme:injury  theme:sliceoflife  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3  for-kayla  LOLZ 
october 2014 by scorpionvoices
Profiles in Chaos - BMP - The Magnificent Seven (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Josiah has a little green notebook... [2040]
Josiah Sanchez was in absolute glory. Priest, anthropologist, perpetual student of the human psyche, and profiler; it was as if every moment of his life had all led up to this singular moment in time.

Holding his morning cup of coffee happily in both hands, Josiah surveyed ATF Team Seven’s bullpen with satisfaction and whispered a silent prayer of thanks to the Lord in all his many forms and guises. He regularly strove to remember to give thanks for the rain and for the sun, for the food he’d eaten, and for the safety of the eclectic little family he’d found in his team, but this, this was a wondrous gift indeed.
fic  tv:magnificentseven  au:ATF  c:mag7:josiah  c:mag7:ensemble  theme:team!  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:friendship  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  a:BMP  @ao3 
september 2014 by scorpionvoices
Guardians of the Galaxy Kink Meme - Round One
Movie's over, Peter's gone, and Yondu is happy about it!

... For all of a day. By the next day he's starting to realize that the ship feels off without Peter there.

Rather than actually thinking about it and dealing with his emotions like an adult (god help him he's actually thinking of calling just to make sure Peter's okay) he settles on the only rational solution.

He needs to kidnap another kid.
post:unfilled  readthecomments!  LOLZ  u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  c:gotg:yondu  theme:emotionalconstipation  *want*  for-kayla 
september 2014 by scorpionvoices
On Omelettes - icarus_chained - The Hobbit (Jackson movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice. [898]
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bombur  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:food  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  n:missingscene  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  a:icarus_chained  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Good Plan, Bad Execution by daftmue on deviantART
A/N: Nobody interrupts Deadpool's Taco Time like this... Spidey's gonna get in trouble.

[Deadpool's FACE is PRICELESS]
art:fanart  u:marvel  co:deadpool  co:spiderman  c:marvel:deadpool  c:spiderman:peter  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  @deviantart 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Our Love is Like Dynamite, Baby by superhappyvidel on deviantART
I love cheesy Valentines jokes, don't you?

Yeah, just follow Spidey into a dark alley, give him a love-note on a stick of dynamite. That's not stalker-ish or concerning at all. Right?
art:fanart  u:marvel  co:deadpool  co:spiderman  c:marvel:deadpool  c:spiderman:peter  theme:courtship  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  p:marvel:peter/wade  genre:slash  r:pg  @deviantart 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Ruined Childhood
Will you help me hide a body?
It doesn't have to be in one piece.
parody  m:frozen  u:disney  LOLZ  @tumblr  gif{s} 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
Fornication - windchijmes - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Fili and Kili keep walking in on Dwalin and Thorin at inappropriate moments, leaving them promptly traumatised. After one particularly vivid encounter, the lads decide it's time to have The Talk with their elders about the whole business of fornication. [3409]
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:secretlovers  theme:family  theme:romance  theme:snark  theme:shoveltalk  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  p:lotr:dwalin/thorin  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
Backup - thatbroadcast - Hawkeye (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
She gets the text at two pm on a Tuesday.

KIDNAPPED NINJAS WARWICK HOTEL BRING BACKUP BATTERY DYING CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT

Additional Tags: #Kidnapping #Mistaken Identity #Just Add Ninjas #Kate Bishop is a saint [3009]
fic  u:marvel  co:hawkeye  c:hawkeye:kate  c:hawkeye:lucky  c:avengers:clint  theme:captivity  theme:friendship  theme:totherescue!  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:womenareawesome  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2013 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Young Justice: Animated Anonymous Fic Meme - Part Three -- By Any Other Name, by anon
Something happens to the base. It's compromised somehow, and they can't stay there. M'gann goes off with her Uncle, but SB can't stay with Clark, since he's still awkward about it, and it's too long term to crash with Wally.

So Bruce goes and wheedles Lois (who here knows who Clark is), and would you look at that, Superboy has someone who actually gives a crap who doesn't wear a mask! And teaches him important life skills, like how to throw yourself out of windows like a boss to get interviews, and the correct way to interrogate people.

Because Lois Lane is A BADASS and deserves representation on Earth-16, yo.
fic  ca:youngjustice  c:dc:lois  c:dc:kon  c:dc:clark  theme:foundfamily  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:secrets  theme:kids  theme:h/c  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  LOLZ  p:dc:clark/lois  ge:het  ge:drama  ge:action  r:pg-13  a:anonymous  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Pick Up a Phone, God Damnit - the_wanlorn - Haven [Archive of Our Own]
Maybe if Nathan didn't give Duke so many parking tickets, Duke would be at the station less.

#Parking Tickets #hilarious abuse of police authority #as opposed to upsetting abuse of police authority #obviously #nathan wuornos that is not how you sext
[1547]
fic  tv:haven  c:haven:audrey  c:haven:nathan  c:haven:duke  OT3  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:seduction  theme:dating  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:dorksinlove  o:adorable  LOLZ  p:haven:audrey/nathan  p:haven:audrey/duke/nathan  ge:multi  ge:fluff  r:pg  a:the_wanlorn  @ao3 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Drinking Games - PrettyArbitrary - A-Team (2010), A-Team (TV), A-Team - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Face laughed and leaned in toward Amy confidentially. “They say no one’s ever seen him drunk.”

She glanced at Hannibal, who was sitting right there, perfectly capable of overhearing. “Who’s ‘they?’” It did seem odd for a soldier in a warzone, but admittedly Hannibal was a strange bird. She narrowed her eyes. “Is it true?” The team would know better than anybody, but sometimes when they opened their mouths, BS poured out.

BA rolled his eyes. “Nah. He just cheats.”

She turned to the big man, noticing in passing that Hannibal was now smiling. “Cheats? How?”

“Dunno.” Face shrugged, falling back into his chair. “We’ve never caught him at it.” [385]
fic  tv:a-team  m:a-team10  c:ateam:face  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:amy  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:hannibal  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  a:prettyarbitrary  @ao3  for-kayla 
december 2013 by scorpionvoices
So how come I feel so lonely when you’re up getting down? - lanyon - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Steve Rogers, architect, goes to a strip club under duress. He doesn't expect to see a familiar face on stage. (Tony Stark's resultant and incessant teasing is, however, entirely expected.) [1839] [Not very long, but pure gold.]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:realworld  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  c:cap:bucky  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:natasha  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:love  p:cap:bucky/steve  p:marvel:clint/coulson  p:marvel:fury/hill  genre:slash  r:r  a:lanyon  @ao3  LOLZ  for-kayla 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
Die Schreiberin
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
art:fanart  tv:supernatural  LOLZ  c:spn:gabriel  o:awesome  @tumblr 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
Hello, Tailor
nothing in my life could have prepared me for this [In this case I believe "this" refers to the furry pants.]
art:fanart  misc:welcometonightvale  c:nv:carlos  c:nv:cecil  LOLZ  episoderelated  @tumblr 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
A Porcupine for People Skills - smitey_mcsmiterten - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"What is your - study about?" Ward asks him while they sit in a dark van in the middle of a bloody alleyway, watching a couple of "potential national security threats" wait out on the corner.

"I'm observing how the level of aesthetic countenance in an individual relates to their likelihood of having a discourteous personality type." [2066]
fic  u:marvel  tv:agentsofSHIELD  c:shield:fitz  c:shield:ward  c:shield:simmons  c:shield:ensemble  theme:firstmeetings  theme:clueless  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:dating  trope:matchmaking  theme:firstkiss  LOLZ  p:shield:fitz/ward  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Trouble with Boobs - AnonEhouse - Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
When Bree Banner's Hulk bursts out of her blouse, it's not a nice, comics code-safe She-Hulk with covered breasts appearance. Tony Stark has absolutely no problem with this, but other people, and Bree, do.

Tony always tries to help his friends. [1126]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:gender  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:bruce  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  a:anonehouse  @ao3 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
In Case of Emergency, Break Everything - eleanor_lavish - RED - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
Henry Brown lives the saddest life Frank has ever seen. He leaves for work at exactly 7:35 every morning, shuffling to the corner to pick up the first of two buses to the Pentagon. He lost his driver’s license three years ago when he backed into a hydrant. He eats way too much granola. He loves John Wayne films and Nora Roberts novels and peaches. The only people who ever call him are his doctors and his niece, who is pushing 75 herself and heading toward senile.

Frank could get Henry out of the country with little to no fanfare and absolutely no bloodshed.

But really. Henry deserves better than that. [2374]
fic  m:RED  post-movie  c:red:cooper  c:red:frank  c:red:sarah  c:red:henry  c:red:victoria  c:red:ivan  theme:totherescue!  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  LOLZ  p:red:frank/sarah  genre:het  r:pg  a:elaenor_lavish  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2010 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Sharpest Lives - canistakahari - RED (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
Cooper is home sick over the Christmas holidays while his family is away, and Frank takes it upon himself to keep him company. [2739]
fic  m:RED  post-movie  c:red:frank  c:red:cooper  theme:holidays  theme:friendship  theme:illness  theme:h/c  theme:snark  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:canistakahari  @ao3 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
Cecil and Carlos Sketches - doodledinmypants - Welcome to Night Vale [Archive of Our Own]
AN: Cecil is heavily influenced by maskedfangirl's art as well as his actor's photos. Carlos is inspired by the most common version of him I see in WtNV fan art, in my own style. I like the idea that neither of them are super fit model types, and Cecil is balding and has a beard, and Carlos has a bit of scruff because he's too busy doing science to shave every day, and they both wear glasses (though Carlos sticks his in his lab coat pocket when he doesn't need them). Also, I am boring and Cecil only has the one tattoo, and no tentacles or extra eyes or other appendages. Sorry. :P
art:fanart  misc:welcometonightvale  c:nv:cecil  c:nv:carlos  art:style-drawings  LOLZ  o:awesome  @ao3 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
trelkez, New vid! Premiered in Club Vivid at VividCon...
Don’t Call Me Baby
vidders: trelkez & exitbybears
source: Star Wars (original trilogy)
music: Madison Avenue
download: 65MB XviD

"I’m the one to take you on." Han/Luke/Leia.
fanvid  u:starwars  m:starwarsOT  c:sw:luke  c:sw:leia  c:sw:han  OT3  p:sw:han/leia/luke  LOLZ  opinion:awesome  for-kayla  @tumblr 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
trelkez: Vid: Nathan cries on a beach because ...
... Duke is hot? I don't know, I think I lost the plot a little somewhere along the way. I actually forgot to put the beach in anywhere and then had to go back and find a spot (...kind of), but really I think lots more beach crying is implied. Stupid Duke Crocker with his stupid ... wanting in Nathan's pants.
for-kayla  fanvid  tv:haven  c:haven:nathan  c:haven:duke  LOLZ  p:haven:duke/nathan  @lj 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
Enjolras’ Guide to Wooing - yallaintright - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Fourteen seconds after noticing he was in love with Grantaire, Enjolras realized he had no idea how romance worked. A normal person would panic but Enjolras is not a normal person. Enjolras is a ‘drink a lot of coffee and come up with a plan and follow the plan through until it works while drinking lots of coffee and then go kill Courfeyrac because he turned all your underwear bright pink while you were busy planning’ person. [1245]
fic  b:lesmisérables  au:modern  c:lesmis:enjolras  c:lesmis:grantaire  c:lesmis:courfeyrac  c:lesmis:eponine  c:lesmis:joly  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:clueless  LOLZ  p:lesmis:enjolras/grantaire  genre:fluff  genre:crack  genre:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2013 by scorpionvoices
Hawkguy fancomic: Afternoon Stroll [complete] - AstridV, neveralarch - Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
"Nice out today," Kate says.

This is the kind of thing you say when it's a gorgeous fall day and you're walking the dog and everything is totally normal.

{I say something about the clouds and the wind, I don't know.)

My ankle hurts. Did I mention I sprained my ankle fighting space pirates? I don't even understand how this stuff happens to me.

If you know anything about me at all, it will not surprise you that this is when the biker gang attacks.
art:fanart  fancomic  u:marvel  co:hawkeye  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:kate  theme:sliceoflife  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  theme:competency!!!  LOLZ  genre:gen  r:pg-13  artist:astridv  @ao3 
august 2013 by scorpionvoices
ich hasse dich - que_sera - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
Anyone who has spent any amount of time in the Hong Kong research division knows to clear out when Newt and Hermann start screaming at each other in German. Raleigh has not spent any time in the research division. He's also beginning to question his knowledge of German. For instance, did Newt really just tell Hermann he had a perfect face? [3418]
fic  m:pacificrim  missingscene  c:pr:raleigh  c:pr:newt  c:pr:hermann  c:pr:mako  theme:friendship  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:secretlovers  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  p:pr:hermann/newt  genre:slash  r:pg-13  a:que_sera  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
Small Ones - determamfidd - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
A fight with Amora the Enchantress leaves the Avengers... a little altered. Hulk isn't very impressed with this turn of events. Neither, as it turns out, is Bruce. [5384]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:hulk  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:thor  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:steve  trope:deaged  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  hilarity  theme:team!  theme:totherescue!  opinion:adorable  LOLZ  genre:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
practice, practice, practice, then take a left.
#jim’s face though #his worldview’s been rocked #wait?? #bones?? #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort?? #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’ #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’ #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’ #i thought what we had was special?? #what do you mean you like him?? #bones?? BONES?? #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best
gif{s}  u:startrek  m:startrek09  LOLZ  for-kayla  @tumblr 
june 2013 by scorpionvoices
i am flame.
An anomaly which often struck me in the character of my friend Sherlock Holmes was that, although in his methods of thought he was the neatest and most methodical of mankind, and although also he affected a certain quiet primness of dress, he was none the less in his personal habits one of the most untidy men that ever drove a fellow-lodger to distraction. Not that I am in the least conventional in that respect myself. […] I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime ; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet-pocks. I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.
— The Musgrave Ritual, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1893)
gif{s}  tv:sherlock  m:sherlockholmes  LOLZ  @tumblr 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
melodypondisnowriversong: robinade: ...
spookysataan:

heyfunniest:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:
art:fanart  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:fusion  u:disney  m:emperor'snewgroove  c:avengers:ensemble  LOLZ  opinion:BESTEVAR  @tumblr 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
A Thing You Probably Didn't Notice: Riker Sits Down Like A Crazy Person
The human brain has this amazing ability to filter out the bizarre. Bigfoot could walk by your window right now and you probably wouldn’t notice because your brain just doesn’t have time for that s–t.

Here’s another example — I’ve watched every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation (several times) and I never noticed that Riker doesn’t know how to use a chair. When the guy sits down he pulls the chair back and dramatically slings his leg over the back of it like he’s mounting a freakin’ horse. He apparently does this all the time, regardless of the situation. It’s nuts.
LOLZ  article  for-brittany  for-kayla  video  u:startrek  tv:nextgeneration  c:startrek:riker 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
oraculi machina - I was talking to Reboot about Iron Man 3 when...
I was talking to Reboot about Iron Man 3 when autocorrect tried to write “Iron Naan.”

Things escalated.

#Loki is not a bread
#he's adopted
#avengers
#puns
#bread is hard to draw sob
#breadvengers
art:fanart  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:thor  c:thor:loki  c:marvel:coulson  c:marvel:fury  au:nothuman  LOLZ  @tumblr 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
20 Owls That Can't Get Any Respect
1.Effing butterfly. Who said you could sit there?

Get the hell off, you’re itchy.

2. Owl did not ask for a shower.

Wait until you find the dead squirrel in your bed, human.
list  lolz.forever  LOLZ  @buzzfeed  picspam 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
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