scorpionvoices + bffpairing   55

Monroe's Fairytale Halfway House - mrsvc - Grimm (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Monroe looks at Nick, with his bright blue eyes and his silly teenage boy hair cut, and he thinks maybe it isn't so silly, that Barry thought they were together. It should be ridiculous, a Grimm and a Blutbad, and it kind of was, but right now, Monroe saw it as a whole different type of hilarious. It was trying to find every one's shoes at night when Barry and Roddy left to go out to eat, or slipping a few dollars in Gracie's pocket before she and Hansen left in the morning. It was Holly curled up on the floor with her head on Nick's knee waiting for her mom to come pick her up. It was beers at midnight, when the house was quiet, and coffee in the morning when it wasn't so peaceful. [8034]
fic  tv:grimm  c:grimm:monroe  c:grimm:nick  c:grimm:roddie  c:grimm:barry  c:grimm:holly  c:grimm:gracie  c:grimm:hank  theme:kids  theme:adoption  theme:foundfamily  theme:clueless  theme:pining  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:angst  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  p:grimm:monroe/nick  ge:fluff  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
Fiercer and More Frail - icarus_chained - Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Soulbond AU. In a world where soulbonds exist and are sacrosanct, Tony and Rhodey do not have a bond. Then Afghanistan happens. [3770]

A/N: ... Okay. I saw a prompt for 'Tony/Rhodey, soulbond AU' ages ago, and it's been niggling at me ever since. The only problem was, it kept running up against one specific thing in my head. That Rhodey, in Afghanistan, had spent three months searching the desert, while his career threatened to crumble around him, for a man he didn't know was alive. And soulbonds are lovely and romantic things, but I just ... It felt like it would cheapen that? That thing in Afghanistan, that more fragile thing. A human faith, a human loyalty. I wanted to do something with the idea, but ... but I've always treasured that thing Rhodey did, that sacrifice he made with no guarantees, and I didn't want to lose it.

So ... you get this? *smiles crookedly* I'm sorry for that. I really am very sorry.
fic  u:marvel  m:ironman  au:magicalrealism  c:ironman:tony  c:ironman:rhodey  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:totherescue!  theme:secrets  theme:love  BFFpairing  p:ironman:rhodey/tony  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:icarus_chained  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
we ain't born typical - paxlux - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
The wind's out of the south and Cougar's restless. [2698]
Cougar's got the rifle pointed out the window because this is a four floor walk up and he's got the height, the distance ("makes you feel homesick for your blind, doesn't it, Cougs," and Cougar sighed at Jensen, which means sorta but don't tell anyone, pendejo, because that shit is messed up,) and they're just killing time until the General arrives, two days, three tops, so Cougar's sighting at parrots or something in the trees, toucans maybe, Jensen mumbles, "’Follow your nose!’ Which makes no sense because that toucan has a beak, not a nose, unless he's just being nice to the human children he's kidnapping with the sweet scent of Froot Loops, 'I don't have a nose, kids, but you do, so follow your nose right into my dangerous lair where I'll eat you or hold you for ransom, now eat your cereal'," and Cougar's not sighting anything anymore, he's staring at Jensen from under his hat, like he doesn't have the thread of the conversation but he wants in.

And this is why Jensen likes Cougar: dude doesn't think Jensen's crazy or insane or lost his marbles, doesn't think he's some sort of idiot savant who'll shoot his toes off or some such nonsense shit, nah, Cougar seems to enjoy Jensen's flights of random fancy, maybe they color his world or balance his own crazy, whatever, Jensen is pathetically grateful, but he'll break Cougar's scope on purpose before telling him any of that.
fic  m:thelosers10  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  theme:pining  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  theme:firstkiss  theme:snark  theme:RST  BFFpairing  p:losers:cougar/jensen  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:paxlux  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
giddygeek: What You Might Call Obvious
Rodney was maybe an inch shorter than him but John worked the advantage, doing his best to loom. Rodney helped unconsciously, tipping his head back, smug, haughty, confident in the utter rightness of his opinions, looking up from under his lashes. "I wasn't thinking about it," John said quietly. "And now it's all I think about." [3391]
fic  tv:stargateatlantis  n:episoderelated  c:sga:john  c:sga:rodney  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:snark  theme:seduction  theme:grief  theme:dorksinlove  theme:friendstolovers  trope:omg-you're-alive-sex  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  p:sga:john/rodney  ge:slash  r:r  a:giddygeek  @lj 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
Together with You - miamicamie (miamicamiw) - Dirk Pitt - Clive Cussler [Archive of Our Own]
Well shit. He'd been overthinking this the whole time. He'd do anything for Dirk anyway, because he cared about the man. Sure he genuinely cared about others-Rudi Gunn, Admiral Sandecker, Mama Giordino- but this was...deeper. He respected them, even loved them, but he'd follow Pitt to hell and back with a spring in his step. There had never not been a time when it wasn't the two of them. They saw each other almost everyday, and ususally ate lunch together. God only knew how many times Dirk had dropped off with his head on Al's shoulder on long flights, or how many knots Pitt had coaked out of Giordino's shoulders after particularly brutal salvage days. Simple fact: he was going to spend the rest of his life with this man anyway, and hadn't he awlays wondered just what it was that made women so fond his friend? Hadn't he envied most of them, and always had a faint dislike for Loren Smith? Could it really be that simple? [4412] [Needs a serious beta for typos, but other than that reads just like a Clive Cussler novel (to my amusement), complete with casual sexism, improbable escapes, and an over-use of simile.]
fic  b:dirkpitt  case-file  c:pitt:dirk  c:pitt:al  style:enmediasres  theme:friendship  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:pining  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  p:pitt:al/dirk  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2010 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Rx - Arduinna - MASH [Archive of Our Own]
Hawkeye gazed back, knowing he looked stunned and not caring. "We are so stupid," he said, and Trapper cracked up, and as easily as that everything was normal and right again, just better than ever. [1441]
fic  tv:MASH  c:mash:hawkeye  c:mash:trapper  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  theme:clueless  BFFpairing  p:mash:hawkeye/trapper  genre:slash  r:pg-13  a:arduinna  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2006 
april 2013 by scorpionvoices
Lift Ticket - Arduinna - Burn Notice [Archive of Our Own]
“Okay, it’s not the Ritz, but hey, there’s four solid walls and a roof, and my buddy said there’d be food and firewood. Better accommodations than that time in Chechnya, huh?”

Michael smiled and squeezed Sam’s shoulder. They were here; may as well make the best of it. “Much better than Chechnya,” he agreed. “And no one’s shooting at us. Yet.”

Sam grinned at him. “That’s the spirit, Mikey.” [530]
ficlet  tv:burnnotice  c:bn:michael  c:bn:sam  trope:canadianshack  theme:friendship  theme:fuckbuddies  BFFpairing  p:bn:michael/sam  genre:slash  r:pg-13  a:arduinna  @ao3 
april 2013 by scorpionvoices
Three-Day Pass - Arduinna - MASH [Archive of Our Own]
Hawkeye and Trapper enjoy three days of relative peace and quiet thanks to a pass, and make a few discoveries. [18,198]

[Great character voices; the happy parts are pitch perfect, and the maudlin and schmoopy parts stretch believability a bit but still aren't too out of character for the show.]
fic  tv:MASH  c:mash:hawkeye  c:mash:trapper  theme:friendship  theme:vacation  trope:huddlingforwarmth  theme:first-time  theme:love  BFFpairing  theme:shenanigans  theme:secretlovers  p:mash:hawkeye/trapper  genre:slash  r:nc-17  a:arduinna  @ao3 
april 2013 by scorpionvoices
If You’re Into It - canistakahari - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Five things Jim didn’t know about Bones (and one thing he already did).


Jim scrunches up his face. “Ketchup isn’t an *ingredient*.”

“No,” agrees McCoy, happily digging into the rapidly-congealing pasta. “It’s a food group.” [7498]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  theme:timegap  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  kink:publicsex  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3  style:fivethings  a:canistakahari 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
Accidentally (Committed) - moirariordan - Common Law [Archive of Our Own]
It sometimes feels like Travis has known Wes for forever, like he was always there, in the background, bitching about the food and judging Travis' life choices. It's weird, because sometimes Travis will be looking at an old photo and think to himself 'man it's weird that Wes wasn't in this shot I would've totally made him be in this shot' and then he'll remember that it's a picture of his second foster mom from 1990 and that's fucked up. [9131]

fic  tv:commonlaw  c:cl:travis  c:cl:wes  c:cl:ensemble  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:clueless  theme:sliceoflife  theme:domesticity  theme:angst  BFFpairing  theme:dorksinlove  p:cl:travis/wes  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2012 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
All You Have To Do Is Open Your Eyes - torakowalski - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
“Okay, no,” Pooch says, holding up his hands, “there is no way I’m gambling for money against you and Cougar.”

Jensen frowns, leaning across the table to make wide, concerned eyes at Pooch. “Is it because we’re just that fucking good?” he asks.

“No.” Pooch knocks the edge of the pack once, twice against the table. “It’s because I’m pretty sure you can read each other’s damn minds.” [5055]
fic  m:thelosers10  pre-movie  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  kink:restraints  p:losers:cougar/jensen  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:torakowalski  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2012 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
rotg_kink: Prompt Post 1 [CLOSED FOR PROMPTS] -- Sensing Hope, by anon
The biggest fight they ever had was the day that Bunny realised that they were friends and freaked out. He attempted to chase Jack away ‘for his own safety’, out of fear that Pitch would kill Jack for associating with a Guardian. For meaning something to Bunny.

Jack had fought back, determined to stay, and eventually they’d hammered out an agreement. On the surface, they weren’t friends. They bickered, they fought, they bad-mouthed each other within everyone’s hearing, did everything to keep up a facade of mutual animosity.

In the Warren however, they could laugh and keep each other company as they had been.

It was kind of fun in it’s own way. The biggest trick either of them pulled off was pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes about their friendship. [immediately post-movie]
fic  m:riseoftheguardians  c:rotg:jack  c:rotg:tooth  c:rotg:bunny  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:pining  theme:love  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  humor  p:rotg:bunny/jack  genre:slash  rating:pg  @dw  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
the wrath of grapes - kim47 - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Danny rereads the message with one eye closed, hands half-covering his face, wondering if it's possible to actually perish from embarrassment. At this point, it's looking like the most rewarding option.

For the prompt: Danny gets drunk and writes a letter to Jackson telling him he's definitely his type but he never means for Jackson to find the letter or write him back. [1961]
fic  tv:teenwolf  oneshot  c:teenwolf:danny  c:teenwolf:jackson  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  humor  theme:boysaredorks  theme:clueless  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  p:teenwolf:danny/jackson  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2012 by scorpionvoices
make one dream come true (you only live twice) - beardsley - Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Five times the Winter Soldier evaded capture.

In which there are tuxedoes, vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred), fakeout makeouts, massive property damage, a shark pit, and Steve has an Ursula Andress moment. But mostly, in true James Bond fashion, villains are seduced to the side of good. [14,100]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:ensemble  theme:grief  trope:amnesia  theme:friendship  theme:RST  theme:first-time  theme:undercover  theme:seduction  BFFpairing  p:cap:bucky/steve  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3 
october 2012 by scorpionvoices
That Old Car Magic - misura - Sahara (2005) [Archive of Our Own]
From an objective point of view (that was to say: Al's), the car was a bucket of rust - and not in the sort of cool, playing it on the downlow sort of way like Han Solo and the Falcon. Possibly, this also had something to do with Dirk not exactly being of the smugglin' and saving the universe persuasion, but honestly, it was mostly the car.

"Will you look at that beauty?"

"Oh, I'm looking," Al said, thinking: 'please tell me you didn't pay six-hundred bucks for this thing'. [1042]
fic  m:sahara05  post-movie  c:sahara:al  c:sahara:dirk  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  p:sahara:al/dirk  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:misura  @ao3 
august 2012 by scorpionvoices
Vacation - lamardeuse - I Spy (1965) [Archive of Our Own]
“So what's up with you, anyway?” Kel demanded.

Scotty didn't answer at first, and Kel wondered if he'd fallen asleep already. Finally, he murmured, “Dunno. Just tired, I guess. Wanted one day off.”

Kelly knew exactly where he was coming from. Having a jetsetting playboy persona as your cover had its drawbacks when the government was signing your paychecks; the pencil-pushers at the Pentagon figured that since your life was one constant party, you didn't need much vacation time. [2325]
fic  tv:ispy  oneshot  c:ispy:kelly  c:ispy:scotty  theme:shenanigans  theme:clueless  theme:RST  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  p:ispy:kelly/scotty  genre:slash  rating:r  author:lamardeuse  @ao3 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
raegan_1: Talk of Life After
Normally, it is Guy who speaks and Kakashi who pretends not to listen. Dying has a way of changing the status quo. [3392]
fic  an:naruto  episoderelated  c:naru:gai  c:naru:kakashi  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:love  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  p:naru:gai/kakashi  genre:fluff  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
Solidarity (And Some Kind of Integrity) - Dustfinger223 - The Eagle | Eagle of the Ninth (2011), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
In which Marcus Aquila is an outcast and a Gryffindor and Esca MacCunoval is a muggleborn and a Ravenclaw. During their years at Hogwarts, they forge new friendships, make unbelievable amounts of mistakes, are reckless and generally childish, do inappropriate things in inappropriate places and will never, ever, regret any of it. [30,046]
fic  m:theeagle  au:fusion  b:harrypotter  c:eagle:esca  c:eagle:marcus  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:firstkiss  theme:snark  theme:h/c  theme:injury  theme:love  BFFpairing  p:eagle:esca/marcus  @ao3  for-kayla 
april 2012 by scorpionvoices
An Avalanche Of Detour Signs - gyzym - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Molly Hooper gets a job, gets a degree, breaks a heart, has her heart broken, falls in love, keeps a secret, saves a life, runs a morgue, falls apart, pulls it together, and finds exactly what she didn't know she was looking for--not necessarily in that order. [56,053]

[Possibly the *best* Sherlock fic I have ever read. Molly is just such a fully realized character, I fell in love with her right off the bat, and her relationships with the other characters alternated between making me grin like a loon and just sob in utter misery on her behalf. Once I started reading I went right through to the end; I couldn't stop.]
fic  tv:sherlock  c:sh:molly  c:SH:lestrade  c:sh:mrs.hudson  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  c:sh:anthea  c:SH:mycroft  c:sh:moriarty  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:aftermath  theme:competency!!!  theme:RST  theme:undercover  theme:transformation  theme:family  theme:fixing  theme:h/c  theme:grief  theme:first-time  theme:sacrifice  theme:romance  theme:role-reversal  BFFpairing  p:sh:lestrade/molly  p:sh:molly/moriarty  genre:het  rating:nc-17  author:gyzym  @ao3  for-kayla  recomended  favs:bestofthebest  favs:sherlock 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Through Rohan, by Jacquez H. Valentine
At that, Legolas, too, began to laugh. "Fair words, my friend. You will love me as you do her next!"

"Nay," Gimli answered, combing out the last knots in his beard, "for my love for her is that of a warrior for a queen too high to touch. My love for you is a more earthy kind." [798]
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:gimli  c:lotr:legolas  theme:snark  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  opinion:sweet  p:lotr:gimli/legolas  genre:slash  rating:pg  @axeandbow 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
lallyloo: The Boy With the Thorn In His Side
In Chemistry class, outgoing hipster Esca is partnered with moody goth Marcus. After a rocky start, they become friends and Esca finds himself drawn to the mysterious boy behind all the makeup. [26,640] [Ok, so the premise seems pretty smirk-worthy when all you can imagine is Channing Tatum in goth white-face, but the story itself is rather well done and adorable. The boys bond over a secret love of pop music! Marcus takes Esca home for the holidays with him! Uncle Aurelius totally thinks they're doing it, but they're just friends! It's great. READ IT.]
fic  m:theeagle  au:university  au:modern  c:eagle:esca  c:eagle:marcus  theme:friendship  theme:angst  boysaredorks  shenanigans  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:cuddling  trope:pretendSO  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  p:eagle:esca/marcus  genre:slash  rating:r  author:lallyloo  @lj  for-kayla 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Redefining Happiness (Like Romeo and Juliet) - DichotomyStudios - Magnificent Seven (TV), Fallout 3 [Archive of Our Own]
Chris and Buck have survived everything together, from casual sex to nuclear bombs, but love might just kill them. [3350] [there is a reason the Chris/Buck archive is called Drinkin' and Fightin'. This is pretty much it.]
fic  tv:magnificentseven  au:fusion  g:fallout3  post-apocolypse  c:mag7:chris  c:mag7:buck  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:friendship  boysaredorks  shenanigans  BFFpairing  p:mag7:buck/chris  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:dichotomystudios  @ao3  for-kayla 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Love and Dishonor - Chapter 1 - megankent - Magnificent Seven (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Why the hell would Buck *ever* say yes to a sword fight? Answer: he wouldn't! How Love & Honor should have gone, with a little bit of sex and love thrown in, just for the fun of it. [8338] [Ahahaha, oh you'll like this one, K. Chris is an angst-bucket and a mama hen, Buck is a dog and way too perceptive for his own good, and they have their first time in the jail up against the desk. It's like it was written for you!]
fic  tv:magnificentseven  episoderelated  c:mag7:chris  c:mag7:buck  theme:friendship  theme:RST  theme:clueless  BFFpairing  theme:first-time  p:mag7:buck/chris  genre:slash  rating:r  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Hell Hath No Limits, or: Erik Lensherr Does One Impossible Thing Before Breakfast - M_Leigh - X-Men: First Class (2011), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
X-Men AU, Good Omens-style, with Charles as Aziraphale, Erik as Crowley, Jean as the Antichrist, and Raven as a badass motherfucker. You shouldn't need to have read Good Omens to enjoy this, although if you haven't, you should probably prioritize that over this. I mean, seriously. [8658]
fic  u:marvel  co:x-men  m:x-men:firstclass  au:fusion  b:goodomens  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  c:xmen:raven  theme:angels  theme:demons  humor  shenanigans  theme:clueless  trope:matchmaking  theme:destiny  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:role-reversal  BFFpairing  dorksinlove  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3  for-kayla 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
The Beauty Asleep In The Workshop OR Sleeping Tony - cookinguptales - Marvel Adventures: Avengers [Archive of Our Own]
In which Tony mouths off to a witch, catches up on his beauty sleep, and learns that True Love might not be such a crock after all. (His status as a princess, however, is still debatable.) [12,447]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  ensemble  trope:curse  theme:friendship  humor  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:angst  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  genre:fluff  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3  for-kayla 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Scotch Courage, Kellie Matthews
"Fraaaaser!" Ray said cheerfully. "Buddy! Siddown, have a. . . " he picked up the bottle of scotch that sat on the table and tipped it over a glass, then realized it was empty and put it back down. "'s broken. Sorry." [7390]
fic  duesouth  oneshot  ds:fraser  ds:rayk  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:angst  theme:first-time  theme:clueless  theme:love  BFFpairing  fraser/rayk  slash  nc-17  pitchperfect  @privatearchive  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
laurificus: Swing on a Star
“You know,” Danny said, after a moment’s contemplation of how Rusty’s long fingers looked slipping in and out of his mouth, “it’s doing things like that in front of me that probably gives people the wrong idea.”

Rusty shrugged. “It’s probably you watching me do it that does it. Or it could be me putting you up in my hotel. Kept man, and all.”

“It’s possible you have a point. Still, not to know. We’re slipping, Rus.”

Rusty nodded. “That is upsetting. And to have only found out by accident. I feel my status as knower of things has been impugned.”

“I feel more than that’s been impugned, but the other things I can live with.” [3299]
fic  ocean'seleven  missingscene  o11:danny  o11:rusty  theme:clueless  trope:matchmaking  theme:first-time  shenanigans  humor  BFFpairing  danny/rusty  slash  r  @lj 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
shrift: Tar Beach
No matter how much he insists that he's fine, GL just gives him the look, the one with the narrowed eyes, the clenched jaw, and the eyebrows of DOOM. The look that says, "You will do what I say, because I know you, and you are *not* fine." [2862]
fic  DC  JLA  episoderelated  oneshot  jla:wally  jla:john  theme:friendship  theme:vacation  theme:first-time  smut  kink:rimming  BFFpairing  slash  nc-17  author:shrift  @glassonion 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
kaydeefalls: Falling Faintly
"Why didn't you take it?"

Fortunately, Nixon's had plenty of time to prepare his answer. "What, and leave you all alone in that hole?" he retorts. "You'd freeze to death, for one, and you know who Regiment's gonna blame for that. Or worse, Doc Roe'll get on the guys' asses to find you a new foxhole buddy, and you *know* it'll be Lip, and he'll be so damn polite about the whole business it'll hurt. And everyone will know you and Lipton are billeting together, and you just can't do that to the men."

Dick raises an eyebrow.

"Jesus, Dick, it'd be like overhearing your parents fuck."
fic  tv:bandofbrothers  c:bob:nixon  characterstudy  c:bob:winters  theme:friendship  theme:war  shenanigans  humor  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  genre:slash  episoderelated  rating:pg-13  @lj 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
destina: Finding Home
The telegram arrives at the nitration works on a Tuesday morning.


Nix folds the telegram twice with a shaking hand and puts it carefully in his pocket.

At 4:15 Nix shoulders on his overcoat and heads downtown, worrying the folded piece of paper in his pocket. Already the edges are worn, smooth against his fingertips.

The train is a few minutes late. When it stops at the station, it discharges a thin stream of passengers, mostly women in veiled hats with children clinging to their hands. Dick is last off, just another indistinct grey blur of overcoat, trousers, shiny black shoes, but then he lifts his hat to reveal a shock of red hair. Nix pulls in a slow breath and starts toward him. Dick turns, as if he knows right where to find Nix. Always has, Nix thinks. [4900]
fic  tv:bandofbrothers  oneshot  post-series  post-war  c:bob:nixon  c:bob:winters  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  p:bob:nixon/winters  genre:slash  rating:r  opinion:sweet  @lj 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
How Not To Build A Jetpack - valtyr - Marvel Ultimates [Archive of Our Own]
"Your go, Pietro," Wanda said softly, and Pietro's eyes fixed on her face.

"Okay," he blinked round the table, hazy. "I never... I've never slept with a man."

Everyone drank, except Tony, who put his glass down with a little click. There was a slow, gradual focusing of attention on him, and his full glass. It appeared the day had arrived when he could shock people with his *lack* of experience. He searched for a quip to play it off; it wouldn't be up to his usual standard, but everyone but Steve was so drunk - ah, Steve.

"Well, Pietro and I - and Steve - " Tony fluttered his fingers in a little wave, and Steve arched his eyebrows, "Will just have to stick with being the boring ones in this team."

Steve's expression was very curious; Tony stared, trying to decipher it. Doubt, indecision, and then breaking amusement as he opened his mouth -

"Sorry, Tony, but you and Pietro are on your own." [3749]
fic  u:marvel  co:marvelultimates  co:avengers  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  ensemble  hilarity  theme:team!  shenanigans  theme:inebriation  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  kink:inebriatedsex  BFFpairing  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:valtyr  @ao3 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
londondrowning: and you take me the way i am
“That’s different. I’m not ever going to leave you for anybody I just screw around with. We’re friends, which is why - we don’t screw around with each other because you matter, okay? And I wouldn’t have even had to think about this stuff if you hadn’t gone and flashed your stupid, smooth legs at me, so when you think about this, it’s entirely your fault.”

Bones stares at him in dead silence. For long enough that Jim starts realizing how epically stupid he just sounded.

“That was the most emotionally constipated way of telling a woman you love her that I’ve ever heard in my entire life,” she finally says.

“I’m special,” Jim says sulkily.

“You’re an idiot.” Then she’s pulling her shirt over her head, tossing it aside before Jim can so much as blink. “And I’m about to contract the world’s first case of sexually transmitted idiocy.” [3483]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:gender  timegap  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:jealousy  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  humor  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  genre:het  pitchperfect  author:londondrowning  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
Secrets, by DVS
"Who died?" Bodie asked eventually, when he'd decided that Doyle was not reading anymore, only standing there holding the white paper.

Doyle gave a start and turned, composing his face with an obvious effort. "Nobody died. Wedding." His face might have fooled anyone else, but Bodie still saw the shock there, the dullness in the usually bright eyes. [11,718]
fic  tv:theprofessionals  c:pros:bodie  c:pros:doyle  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:fixing  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  p:pros:bodie/doyle  genre:slash  rating:r  @circuitarchive  opinion:sweet 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
greatunironic : Stay in the Kitchen (When the Kitchen Gets Hot)
“I’m so sorry about her,” says Pooch, putting his fingers around her wrist. He pulls her away. “She’s pretty sensitive.”

“The hell I am,” she yells, stomping her foot. “Sexual harassment, buddy! I will sue your ass so fast. Give me your fucking ID, I’m gonna get you fired, you chauvinistic pig! I bet you only hold doors open for hot chicks with huge tits, huh?”

His eyes huge, Pooch says, “We’ll go now.”

Jensen shrieks some more unintelligible crazy stuff and Clay says in her ear, “Good distraction, Jensen. Now let Pooch drag you away and go calm the fuck down in the van. I am not driving back to Pasadena with you like that.”

For that, Jensen shouts, “I hate you,” and gives the world the finger.

Aisha and Cougar chuckle over the comms, while Clay just sighs.
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  au:gender  post-movie  losers:jensen  losers:couger  losers:aisha  ensemble  hilarity  shenanigans  dorksinlove  BFFpairing  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:clueless  theme:snark  theme:first-time  cougar/jensen  LOLZ  het  r  @DW 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
the_dala: Scars Are Souvenirs You Never Lose
They’re not the kind of scars that give a man character – a pathetically romantic notion in a society where the most invasive surgery leaves nary a mark on the skin. Some have faded to white but the thicker, deeper ones are shiny-pink still. He’s read about ritual scarification in some Earth societies but here there is none of the symmetry usually found in such marks: they’re scattered at random over the planes of Jim’s face. They are ugly and painful and McCoy can’t doctor, magic, or curse them away.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  theme:scars  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:love  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  r:nc-17  the_dala  @lj 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
storm_petrel: The first eight don't count
There are many, many things that still bother Jensen, even after all these years, such as, 'where does the other one-hundred sixty-odd pounds of mass go?' and 'why the fuck can’t my clothes come with me?' and maybe most importantly, 'what’s going to happen if one day I change back and my dick stays inside my body?'

Still, one of the weirder things is the way his senses amp up right before the full moon, or the way they sometimes linger hours or days after he’s changed back. The human brain is not really designed to interpret Cat’s sensory input, he’s decided, and that’s why things tend to manifest as weird, weird twinges at the edge of his normal perception. [9047]
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  post-movie  au:magicalrealism  losers:jensen  ensemble  case-file  trope:animorph  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:totherescue!  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:sacrifice  theme:competency!!!  BFFpairing  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  cougar/jensen  slash  r  storm_petrel  favs:losers  favs:bestofthebest  for-kayla  @DW  opinion:awesome 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
suaine: For A Smile They Can Share the Night
“So, uhm,” Jensen starts. And stops.

Cougar ducks his head, he knows that tone of voice and it never ends well. Except maybe sometimes it does. “I, ah, I was watching you. There. In the kitchen, you know, and earlier, too. I just wanted to say that I'm okay with it. If you want to-” Then there's a graphic sort of gesture that has nothing at all to do with the bro code.

“Sis was telling me about how you guys've been talking. It's fine, really. You and her. It's great.”

Cougar blinks.

Jensen is a dumb fuck. It's a good thing that Cougar – really, desperately – likes him, otherwise it would be hard to explain the bloodstains on the porch. [4780]
fic  thelosers  missingscene  post-series  losers:couger  losers:jensen  ensemble  drama  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:firstkiss  theme:injury  theme:angst  BFFpairing  cougar/jensen  slash  r  suaine 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
affectingly: These Kids, They Lost Their Graces
"The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce! All I got left is my bones," says Jim's crazed neighbor. Then he offers Jim his flask.

Jim's always had an appreciation for crazy. "Jim Kirk," he replies, accepting the drink.

"McCoy, Leonard McCoy."

"Just your bones, huh?"

"I had some self-respect, too, but then I found myself here."

Jim laughs at this, and the Bones character cracks a smile. "Bones," Jim says absentmindedly, taking another sip.


And that settles that. [9,329]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  missingscene  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:UST  theme:first-time  theme:angst  BFFpairing  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  g:slash  r:nc-17  favs:startrek  for-kayla  o:awesome  admin:retag  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
candle_beck: The Greek Problem
Watson studied the young man, thinking that he looked familiar, but not in the sense of them having met before. The expression on his face was what tugged at Watson, an open look of heartsick pain. Watson knew that look; he'd last seen it in his own shaving mirror, not twelve hours ago.

"Take the case, Holmes," Watson said without looking at his friend.

There was a pause, a bright spring of hope welling in Shaw's eyes, and then Holmes said as if he couldn't care a whit, "As you wish, Watson."

At once, Matthew Shaw began to weep again, something closer to relief. Watson gave him the handkerchief back, and lit another cigarette. His throat hurt, but that didn't trouble him as much as certain other things. [16,336]
fic  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:UST  theme:clueless  case-file  BFFpairing  b:sherlockholmes  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  p:sh:holmes/watson  genre:slash  r:r  a:candle_beck  @lj 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
Four and a Half Minutes
With all the people who were trying to harm Harry Potter on purpose, it was ironic that the worst thing that happened to him sixth year was that a Ravenclaw N.E.W.T. student accidentally reversed the order of ingredients in her Comfort Compotation, and a first-year Transfiguration student accidentally turned the blue bottle (the container) into a bluebottle (the insect), and Harry accidentally got a face full of a potion whose result was to send him into fevers and chills if he went more than twenty minutes without someone touching him.
fic  b:harrypotter  oneshot  c:hp:harry  c:hp:ensemble  c:hp:ron  theme:friendship  theme:illness  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  p:hp:harry/ron  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:resonant  opinion:sweet  @privatearchive 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
Roman Holiday by shrift
There was a little-known fact about Rusty Ryan which only three people were privy to: Rusty's mother, Danny Ocean, and Mrs. Caldwell, the latter mostly because her banana nut bread was so good that Rusty would humiliate himself for it.

The fact was that Rusty had a break-up ritual. It involved cuddling and classic romances. It was much better blackmail material than Oprah, if only for the duration and the amount of scotch Rusty tended to consume.
fic  ocean11  post-series  o11:rusty  o11:danny  theme:friendship  theme:love  humor  BFFpairing  danny/rusty  slash  shrift  rating:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
luzdeestrellas: Swing on a Star
“You know,” Danny said, after a moment’s contemplation of how Rusty’s long fingers looked slipping in and out of his mouth, “it’s doing things like that in front of me that probably gives people the wrong idea.”

Rusty shrugged. “It’s probably you watching me do it that does it. Or it could be me putting you up in my hotel. Kept man, and all.”

“It’s possible you have a point. Still, not to know. We’re slipping, Rus.”

Rusty nodded. “That is upsetting. And to have only found out by accident. I feel my status as knower of things has been impugned.”

“I feel more than that’s been impugned, but the other things I can live with.”
fic  ocean11  missingscene  o11:danny  o11:rusty  theme:clueless  trope:matchmaking  theme:first-time  shenanigans  humor  BFFpairing  danny/rusty  slash  r 
april 2007 by scorpionvoices

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