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tsaiko: The Virgin and the Unicorn
Unicorns purified all poisons. If you couldn’t get the actual beast to do what you wanted, and unicorns were notoriously fickle about people getting out of their own messes, then the beast’s horn, an alicorn, would also work.

Unicorns were attracted to virgins. Beautiful virgins mostly, but an ugly one who no one would touch because… well, they would do in a pinch. Just as long as the virgin sat quietly out in the woods without a thought in their pretty little head, it would come.

This was how Kalen found himself sitting in the middle of the woods, on a stump, wondering how much longer he was going to have to wait until the infernal beast showed up. His butt was going numb. Most of the knights turned hunters had wandered away hours ago. Sheer stubbornness was the only thing that kept him in place.
originalfic  theme:unicorns  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:pining  theme:courtship  theme:surprise!  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @lj 
october 2015 by scorpionvoices
etain_anders: Sports as a Metaphor
The third person he told is Samantha Carter, back at the Academy. Granted, it was kind of an accident. He was drunk, and moping, and he let slip enough that she figured out the rest. He still considers that the best mistake of his life. She's the one he can go to for advice, and let down his guard with. She's also quite a bit more perceptive than he is, which is why he's currently sitting in her lab, stumbling around the subject of John Sheppard.

"I didn't know you two even knew each other," Sam says, busy typing on her laptop.

"Well, we didn't. Don't. Not well, I guess. Mostly all I know is that he's an excellent guard, but can't make a hook shot to save his life."

She stares at him. "What?"

"Basketball."

"Right." She's not quite rolling her eyes. "Sports as communication, of course. So you two are going to be friends, now?"

"Yeeaah, I guess so," Cam says slowly, not looking at her.

She actually pulls away from the laptop, raising an eyebrow. "Oh. Friends.”

"I didn't say that!"

"You didn't have to," she says, and she's grinning now. "You're blushing." [3300]
fic  tv:stargatesg1  tv:stargateatlantis  c:sg1:cameron  c:sga:john  c:sg1:sam  theme:firstmeetings  theme:UST  theme:dating  theme:snark  theme:friendship  theme:firstkiss  theme:shenanigans  p:xvr:cam/john  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @lj 
september 2015 by scorpionvoices
tripperfunster: Maybe I Can Be Saved (window done!)
Inspired by the Supernatural episode 'Reading is Fundamental', where Sam mentions that loved reading the Galahad comics as a child, but realized that he could never have a quest like that, because he was 'unclean.' (referring to the Demon blood in him.)

I felt he deserved a medieval type window. I had planned on having a horse and sword and all that, but ended up preferring this simpler scheme with the clear glass mixed with the bright colours.

[ACTUALFAX STAINED GLASS WINDOW OMG]
art:fanart  tv:supernatural  c:spn:sam  o:GORGEOUS  @lj 
may 2015 by scorpionvoices
nictusa: P-R-N-D
The first time that Esposito met the entirety of the Ryan clan (and truly, they were a clan, there were so many of them), was a few weeks after he and Kevin were first paired up as partners. For some reason, the first thing Javier noticed was the fact that all the Ryan children had the exact same Kool Aid blue eyes. When he had first met Kevin, Javier was convinced that the man was wearing blue-tinted contact lenses or something, because no one had blue-blue eyes like that. And yes, wearing color contacts was vain beyond all belief, but he also couldn’t fault the guy for trying to get the most out of his best natural feature.

But then Esposito met Maggie, Chloe, Gwen, Katie and Isabella Ryan. All five of Kevin’s older sisters had the same stunning, electric-blue eyes as he did. And the fact that he had five older sisters explained so much about Kevin. Esposito, himself, had two sisters, but he was the eldest, and therefore suffered no ill-effect, but Kevin bore the long-lasting scars of tea parties, Barbie dolls, getting his hair braided and having make-up applied perfectly.

And while the fact that Kevin had five older sisters explained everything about him, it didn’t explain that overwhelming feeling of affection that Javier was already starting to notice deep in his belly, somewhere just left of his spleen.

[That fic where the Espositos and the Ryans slowly merge into one ginormous, estrogen-soaked 'Respositan' clan.]
fic  tv:castle  pre-series  c:castle:esposito  c:castle:ryan  c:castle:oc  c:castle  c:castle:beckett  theme:pining  theme:clueless  theme:family  theme:domesticity  theme:officeromance  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:first-time  theme:romance  theme:dating  theme:marriage  theme:secretlovers  theme:dorksinlove  p:castle:esposito/ryan  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @lj 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
entanglednow: Osmosis
Sam glares at Gabriel through his hair, and drips pointedly on the crappy motel carpet. He's never been a fan of being soaking wet and Dean knows exactly how to push until that frustration becomes something bright and sharp, until it's enough to make him do something. Apparently Gabriel knows how to push too, even if he hasn't realised it yet. Dean thinks maybe his little brother is about to make a point.
ficlet  tv:supernatural  oneshot  c:spn:dean  c:spn:sam  c:spn:gabriel  c:spn:castiel  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:revenge  hilarity  ge:gen  r:pg  a:entanglednow  @lj 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
geekystudmuffin: Cara Mia
Dave's weakness is strong, colorful women. It starts innocently, with a lesson on technology. But it leads to shared coffee, flowers, and endearments in Italian. [~11,000]
fic  tv:criminalminds  c:cm:rossi  c:cm:garcia  c:cm:morgan  theme:shenanigans  theme:courtship  theme:officeromance  theme:snark  theme:dating  theme:firstkiss  theme:romance  o:adorable  LOLZ  p:cm:garcia/rossi  ge:het  r:pg-13  @lj 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
entanglednow: Specialisation
"I mean it, Gabriel, I'm not in the mood for your shit." He's not sure he's in the mood for anything.

"Seriously, you expected me to stay away. You have tentacles."

Sam winces at hearing it blurted out like some sort of embarrassing sexual disease.

"I do not have tentacles," he says darkly into the pillow. Which is clearly a fucking lie, because said non-existent tentacles are now uncoiling like they sense fresh blood.
fic  tv:supernatural  c:spn:sam  c:spn:gabriel  k:tentacles  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  p:spn:gabriel/sam  ge:smut  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:entanglednow  @lj 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
entanglednow: Follow Me Down
Gabriel smirks in his direction but it's so thin even Sam can see through it.

"Are you actually worried about me? That's kind of funny and something I'll no doubt mock you for endlessly later."

Sam scowls because it's not like Gabriel needs new things to mock them about. He's about to tell him where to shove it. But there's a dark flash of red on his skin, just under his nose. It's startling, in a way Castiel's blood never is.

"Gabriel, you're bleeding."

[A fuck-or-die fic with serious contemplation of the effects. The first fic ends on a low note, but the sequel helps ameliorate the blow.]
fic  tv:supernatural  episoderelated  c:spn:sam  c:spn:gabriel  trope:sex-or-die  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:sacrifice  theme:injury  warning:dub-con  p:spn:gabriel/sam  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:entanglednow  @lj 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
pprfaith: the storyteller's prerogative
Methos tells lies and he tells truth. The difference is not always obvious.
When they ask him how old he is, he says five thousand years because none of them, not a single of those children, can imagine the number. To them, a thousand seems like a mountain looming in the distance, reachable, perhaps, but utterly far, still.

Five thousand is so far out of their reach that they don’t question it, don’t wonder. Five thousand years might as well be ten thousand, might be a hundred thousand. Beyond that point, it really doesn’t matter.
fic  tv:highlander  c:hl:methos  characterstudy  theme:secrets  theme:religion  theme:legends  o:weird  o:awesome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:pprfaith  @lj 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
entanglednow: Room 17
Sam's never needed alcohol, or unnatural mind powers to make the really stupid decisions. [535]
ficlet  tv:supernatural  c:spn:sam  c:spn:gabriel  theme:snark  theme:aftermath  theme:fuckbuddies  theme:shenanigans  p:spn:gabriel/sam  ge:slash  ge:smut  r:r  a:entanglednow  @lj 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
ana_grrl: One Time, That's All (Or Not)
Now Simon looks up, and he's frowning. "I'm afraid I wasn't listening. I'm a little preoccupied at the moment and –"

"I'm bored. So much time out in the Black, and can't shoot guns on board. Can only throw knives and lift weights for so long. Ain't like there's any whores around, and –" Preacher ain't here to talk to, he ain't got Wash to be bugging on, but there ain't no way he's telling Simon rutting Tam that, "—I'm lookin' fer somethin' to kill the time."

"Without the actual killing."

"Yeah."

"And?"

For top three percent, the guy can be a real idiot. "Teach me the doctorin'."
fic  tv:firefly  c:firefly:jayne  c:firefly:simon  c:firefly:ensemble  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:injury  theme:fuckbuddies  p:firefly:jayne/simon  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @lj 
december 2014 by scorpionvoices
mushroomtale's LJ - Fanart: In A Land of Myth and A Time of Magic.
A/N: When I began this, I was disappointed to find out that I could not fit all the minor characters in, but of course now I'm like, what was I thinking?

And I have mixed feelings about how this turned out, but anyway, this is basically how I will always remember Merlin... no matter no matter how things turn out, yeah?
art:fanart  tv:merlin  c:merlin:ensemble  o:awesome  r:g  a:mushroomtale  @lj 
december 2014 by scorpionvoices
pprfaith: heavy in your heart
Within the one month John leaves them with you, you fall and fall hard for them.

It’s the way they look scared of the dark, the way their big eyes follow you around, the way they sit in front of the telephone, waiting for their father to call. The way they play with your lousy guard dog, the way Dean spends twenty minutes staring at you before deciding that it’s alright to ask you for help with getting something from the uppermost cupboard in the guestroom.

It’s the way those boys need to be loved so obviously and there’s really no-one else around to do it.
fic  tv:supernatural  c:spn:bobby  style:secondperson  theme:family  theme:foundfamily  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:sacrifice  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:pprfaith  @lj 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
they're all blood, you see - minutes to years . Wishlist 2010 . Day 14
Sam wanted normal, all his life, he dreamed of normal. Normal has become sacred in Dean’s mind. Lisa’s normal has become sacred. So he ran. Hunted again even though he swore he never would but what else does he have? The inventory of his life is as follows: One car, cherry condition. One body, slightly abused. One mind, a lot abused. One trunk full of weapons, well used. And one brother, dead.

He makes himself think that word a lot. Dead. It feels empty.
She’s the real reason he stopped counting minutes. He just wishes… he wishes he could have met her before. He wishes she could have known him when he was still a man, instead of this fucked up human shaped piece of clockwork, counting, counting, counting.
ficlet  tv:supernatural  crossover  tv:buffythevampireslayer  c:spn:dean  c:btvs:buffy  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:h/c  theme:PTSD  p:xvr:buffy/dean  ge:het  mood:quietdesperation  r:pg-13  a:pprfaith  @lj 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
pprfaith: Ouroboros
Peter Pan collects unwanted children and Hook corrupts them. Emma finds them and Bae – Neal, Neal, his name is Neal – teaches them to steal and cheat. Henry dreams of a princess for a mother and Snow White dreams of a daughter with her eyes and her father’s smile, dreams of a child she will never hold because the world comes first.

Milah abandons her son to find happiness and Rumpelstiltskin leaves his son to find his happiness alone.

Snow White abandons her daughter, who abandons her son in turn, is abandoned by Bae, who was abandoned by his mother and father both.

The web weaves, the threads spin and twist and loop into themselves, twenty-eight years or three hundred, and nothing changes.
fic  tv:onceuponatime  c:ouat:emma  c:ouat:killian  c:ouat:milah  c:ouat:snow  c:ouat:bae  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:unhealthyrelationships  theme:aftermath  p:ouat:emma/killian  ge:het  ge:drama  mood:quietdesperation  r:pg-13  a:pprfaith  @lj 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
pprfaith: Morse Code
“Boyd used to come git me, sometimes, did ya know?” Ava asks, a jar of shine on the table between them, a new pink stain on the carpet that neither of them steps on or looks at.

Raylan’s too far gone at this point to do more than grunt and Ava pats his head, says, “When Bowman got real mean, Boyd’d sometimes show up the next day and take me out, like a boy takin’ out his girl. He’d buy me lunch and take me to his place and he’d say real nice things to me, things Bowman weren’t ever gonna say to me.”

She gives Raylan a long, speculative look, like she thinks he might maybe try to steal her momma’s fine china if she looks away too long. “I always thought he was saving them nice things up for someone special, but they weren’t ever there, so he gave them to me, because he knew they’d make me feel better for myself.”

Blearily, Raylan glares at her and when she smiles at him, real soft like, he drops his head on the table and closes his eyes and pretends he’s anywhere Kentucky isn’t, anywhere where there’s no hollers filled with memory and no Crowders or Givens’, no shine or coal or familiar faces.

When that don’t work, he reaches for a shine again and understands how this county turns people into alcoholics.
fic  tv:justified  c:justified:raylan  c:justified:boyd  c:justified:ava  theme:angst  theme:runningaway  theme:growingup  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:denial  theme:homophobia  theme:abuse  theme:injury  theme:love  p:justified:boyd/raylan  p:justified:ava/boyd  p:justified:ava/raylan  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:pprfaith  @lj 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
pprfaith: Dragonslayer
Chuck isn’t proud of it (he totally is), but he knows that he’s the one that started it. Not with fists, but calling Mako a bitch would have landed him on his ass any day and he knew it before the words left his mouth.

Maybe, maybe, he just wanted to wipe that smug little expression off of the has-beens face, wanted to see him wrecked and of balance.

Wanted to see the fucker look the same way Chuck is pretty sure he looks, every time Raleigh does something kind and sweet and brave. That asshole is a walking reminder of everything Chuck fears, everything that terrifies him, and he just grins and bears it, like it’s nothing at all.

Like he’s better than Chuck.

So Chuck calls Mako a bitch and doesn’t even try to duck the punch.

It’s as alive as he’s ever felt.
fic  m:pacificrim  c:pr:chuck  c:pr:raleigh  c:pr:herc  theme:dragons  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:secrets  theme:war  theme:first-time  theme:destiny  p:pr:chuck/raleigh  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:pprfaith  @lj 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
pprfaith: maybe you're my favorite sinner
Coming and going, running and stopping. A direct continuation of 'Bulletville'.
He says her name, loud and clear, before he gets within thirty feet of where he can just see the orange of her vest peeking through the scraggly underbrush.

She doesn’t give herself away by asking if it’s him, but she doesn’t shoot him as he comes around into her line of vision either.

“Are you alright?” is the first thing out of her mouth, followed closely by, “Where’s Boyd?”

Raylan remembers, then, maybe for the first time, that he isn’t the only one who has a history with Boyd that didn’t start with bloodshed.
fic  tv:justified  episoderelated  c:justified:raylan  c:justified:ava  c:justified:boyd  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:injury  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:runningaway  theme:snark  theme:cominghome  p:justified:ava/raylan  p:justified:boyd/raylan  p:justified:ava/boyd  p:justified:ava/boyd/raylan  OT3  ge:drama  ge:multi  r:pg-13  a:pprfaith  @lj 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
Guardians of the Galaxy Kink Meme - Round One
Prompt: The boy likes to cuddle. He's just damn lucky *that* Yondu is that heavy of a sleeper.

Or, the five times that Peter crawled into Yondu's bed after something bad happened/he had a nightmare/he just wanted to snuggle something and it's not like they have teddy bears in space, and Yondu was out cold and never knew the difference.

And the one time Yondu was awake, and simply too tired to care.
post:unfiled  u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  c:gotg:peter  c:gotg:yondu  o:adorable  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Guardians of the Galaxy Kink Meme - Round One
Prompt: "I noticed in the movie something I found really rather endearing about Star-Lord: he never seems to get angry about stuff. Sure he has the occasional moment of frustration, but I would say the only time he looked even close to angry was when Yondu was calling him soft in front of Gamora, and even that he let go almost immediately.

I'd love to read about the team coming to notice and appreciate this about Peter, that no matter what he's never really going to be that upset with them. He might get a bit frustrated, he might roll his eyes, but he's never violent, even though that's all the others have ever known from anyone in the past, especially their leaders.

If a 5 + 1 works for this (5 times the team thought Peter would be angry with them, + 1 time he did get angry but it was with someone else for fucking with his friends) that would be great, but it's not essential. Anything that explores the concept would be great :D"
prompt:unfilled  u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  c:gotg:peter  c:gotg:ensemble  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Guardians of the Galaxy Kink Meme - Round One
Peter (or Drax or Gamora) have a prosthetic leg. I don't care if this was before the movie or after the team gets together, but eventually Rocket makes him a custom prosthetic leg.

Later, when the team gets in a bind Rocket is suddenly, "I have a plan. Peter, I need your leg." No one originally believes him, thinking he's just making a joke like he did in the prison. Except this time, Rocket's serious cause he's hidden a gun or other weapon inside the prosthetic for exactly this type of reason.
post:unfilled  u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Defenders of the Galaxy - Round One
Prompt: Gamora and Drax have been friends for a while, but just because their rage isn't directed at each other anymore doesn't mean that they don't have a lot of it, especially since they can't take out their rage through fun things like challenging strangers to duels or murder anymore without Peter pulling them away before it gets good.

Obviously, having really aggressive sex is the best solution to their problem.

(Bonus points if you include the fact that Gamora is stronger than Drax + Drax is into it. Super bonus points if they sort of angrily cuddle afterwards.)
u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  post:unfilled  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Defenders of the Galaxy - Round One
Prompt: I don't care how/why, I just want Groot and Hulk to have a conversation.

Bonus if Rocket is the only other one who has any idea what they're talking about.
u:marvel  m:guardiansofthegalaxy  post:unfilled  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
s2b2: White People Kissing in the Rain [WORKING TITLE]
"We need to find a better way to sell out," Daniel said. Ghazi had stopped flipping to take a drink, and the TV was showing something very soft-tinged, with Miley Cyrus on a beach with sea turtles. This was not a documentary, Daniel quickly ascertained. He knew this framing. "Holy shit, Gaz."

"What?" Ghazi said, though he was staring at the screen and Daniel could see the bricks were connecting to make a Lego palace built on their filthy, sell-out lucre. "Oh, shit. What?"

"You know how we could sell out?" Daniel said, and pointed his beer bottle at the screen.

"Are we going to Sparks it?" Ghazi said.

"We are going to motherfucking Nicholas Sparks it," Daniel said.
originalfic  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:first-time  theme:fuckbuddies  theme:racism  pov:coc  ge:slash  r:r  @lj  challenge:s2b2 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
domashita romero: Now It Can Be Told
The three broken ribs and the black eye she could live with; what really had Ginger upset was how they'd taken her lipstick. She had a little split at the corner of her lip that she couldn't stop herself from poking with her teeth and tongue; without her face on, she had nothing to keep her from bothering at it. Just another indignity on top of all the others today. Getting thrown down the stairs by a Turkish opium dealer had really been the highlight of the day.
originalfic  theme:genderissues  theme:gendernonissues  theme:transgender  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:officeromance  theme:snark  theme:h/c  theme:marriage  theme:romance  o:adorable  illustrated  ge:het  r:r  challenge:s2b2  @lj 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
icarus_chained: Without Voice To Speak
"Oh," Jack said, soft and awed, and Sandy opened his arms desperately, pushed at Jack's shoulder to turn him towards him and opened his arms in instant, instinctive invitation. Jack gulped, swallowed silently, and then lunged forward. Then scooped Sandy up, so much larger and so much younger, and pulled Sandy in to rest against his wildly-beating heart. Frost spiraled down his arms and across Sandy's suit in his agitation, feathers of ice patterned into the grain of golden soul-sand, and Sandy cared not the slightest. He pressed as close, held as tightly, and hugged Jack as close as stubby arms could bring him.

Friend, Sandy thought desperately, thought as loudly as he could, pressing his face into Jack's chest to press it home. Friend, forever and always. Never unwelcome again. Remember it, Jack. Please, never forget it. Not ever again.

And it was silent, all his words were always silent, but silence was a thing Jack was so very used to listening to. [3376]
fic  m:riseoftheguardians  c:rotg:sandy  c:rotg:jack  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:muteness  theme:foundfamily  ge:gen  ge:fluff  r:g  @lj  a:icarus_chained 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
adelagia: Lemon Meringue
Arthur pinched the inside corners of his eyes together and sighed, his initial elation at having received a letter from Merlin elbowed out of the way by irritation at actually having to read a letter from Merlin. His handwriting was atrocious, and trying to read this simple missive was like deciphering garbled, ancient text from a foreign land. Arthur half suspected he'd learnt his letters from a roving band of inebriated monkeys.

OlGx Hxtbnv, the letter read.

Dear Arthur, Arthur translated. [3412]
fic  tv:merlin  c:merlin:arthur  c:merlin:merlin  style:epistolary  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  trope:animorph  theme:clueless  theme:boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  theme:dorksinlove  p:merlin:arthur/merlin  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @lj 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Little Indulgences, by anon
Dwalin trembled at the vibration of it, and his hand lifted—

A sharp glance upwards was warning enough, and Dwalin with an air of great effort momentarily stilled his hand before very politely stroking one of Dori's braids.

Most acceptable.

Dori rewarded him with his full consideration. [...Most explicit bj description ever. But not in a bad way. O_O]
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:dwalin  theme:first-time  kink:D/s  kink:outdoorsex  ge:smut  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:anonymous  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
giddygeek: What You Might Call Obvious
Rodney was maybe an inch shorter than him but John worked the advantage, doing his best to loom. Rodney helped unconsciously, tipping his head back, smug, haughty, confident in the utter rightness of his opinions, looking up from under his lashes. "I wasn't thinking about it," John said quietly. "And now it's all I think about." [3391]
fic  tv:stargateatlantis  n:episoderelated  c:sga:john  c:sga:rodney  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:snark  theme:seduction  theme:grief  theme:dorksinlove  theme:friendstolovers  trope:omg-you're-alive-sex  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  p:sga:john/rodney  ge:slash  r:r  a:giddygeek  @lj 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
almostnever: A Place On The Corner
"The hell of it is, Radek was right. John's been trying out healthier recipes for weeks now, because seriously, Rodney eats more pastries and junk food than can possibly be good for him. He doesn't seem to be gaining weight from it-- he has the same sturdy, softish build now as the first time John saw him. John suspects that's because Rodney's diet was just as bad before he ever started coming to the bakery.

But John's the one making the pastries now, so he knows exactly how much sugar and butter Rodney's scarfing down and chattering through. And it's not like John's going to cut him off, so he goes with plan B: tricking him into eating healthier stuff." [8853]
fic  tv:stargateatlantis  au:bakery/coffeeshop  c:sga:john  c:sga:rodney  c:sga:radek  c:sga:ensemble  theme:snark  theme:permanentinjury  theme:scars  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:courtship  theme:clueless  theme:love  p:sga:john/rodney  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @lj  series:foster's 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
anthropomorfic: Different Kinds of Magic
John knows he's not much of a wizard. Hell, he doesn't even own a wand; his mother taught him how to use a pocketknife as an athame if he needed to cast spells, but she refused to buy something so obviously magical. A purchase like that, she told him, was exactly the way to get noticed. And Emily Sheppard did not want to be noticed. [747]
ficlet  tv:stargateatlantis  crossover  b:harrypotter  c:sga:john  theme:secrets  theme:shenanigans  worldbuilding  genre:gen  r:pg  @lj 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
doomcanary: The Battle of the Trifles
When you're the prince of Albion, the chance to live is rare.
“What on earth are they doing?” he says.

“I have no idea at all,” Gwen says. “They're like this every year.”

They watch as Arthur leads a dramatic charge and retakes the corridor; Frederic, the ringleader of the Mercian knights, takes a gateau to the chest and goes down in a shower of whipped cream.
[2357]
fic  tv:merlin  oneshot  missingscene  c:merlin:merlin  c:merlin:gwen  c:merlin:arthur  c:merlin:ensemble  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  ge:gen  ge:fluff  r:pg-13  @lj  o:adorable 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
harukami: Playing a Hand
Shindou Hikaru is pretty sure that he has Touya Akira's hands to thank for his coming to terms with his sexuality more or less before he was aware he actually had a sexuality. [2426]
fic  ma:hikarunogo  c:hng:hikaru  c:hng:akira  theme:friendship  theme:pining  theme:clueless  theme:boysaredorks  theme:first-time  theme:love  kink:hands  p:hng:akira/hikaru  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @lj  challenge:springkink 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Young Justice: Animated Anonymous Fic Meme - Part Three -- By Any Other Name, by anon
Something happens to the base. It's compromised somehow, and they can't stay there. M'gann goes off with her Uncle, but SB can't stay with Clark, since he's still awkward about it, and it's too long term to crash with Wally.

So Bruce goes and wheedles Lois (who here knows who Clark is), and would you look at that, Superboy has someone who actually gives a crap who doesn't wear a mask! And teaches him important life skills, like how to throw yourself out of windows like a boss to get interviews, and the correct way to interrogate people.

Because Lois Lane is A BADASS and deserves representation on Earth-16, yo.
fic  ca:youngjustice  c:dc:lois  c:dc:kon  c:dc:clark  theme:foundfamily  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:secrets  theme:kids  theme:h/c  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  LOLZ  p:dc:clark/lois  ge:het  ge:drama  ge:action  r:pg-13  a:anonymous  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
s2b2: Silver Linings
"It's almost midnight, and you're still here?"

Jesus Christ. Kevin did not quite manage to jump out of his seat – too tired to even do that much – but his heart did bounce up to his throat before slamming back into his ribcage like a startled rabbit. He grimaced as he thumped his fist over the excessive pounding in his chest before he turned his swivel chair to glare at the being floating outside the one open window of his office. He’d hoped the fresh air would clear his head. It hadn’t helped. "Gilgamesh," he said, in as polite a tone as he could manage, "don't you have any world-saving to do?"

Gilgamesh met his glare with narrowed eyes. Given that said eyes were all glowing silver in iris and pupil, the effect was unnerving, if not downright frightening, to the average person. Thankfully, Kevin had a little over two years of practice with dealing with Neo-Eden's Silver Star (as the media was so fond of calling the city's pet superhero) that the pale gaze no longer brought the discomfited shudder he used to get when those inhuman eyes turned towards him.

"Commissioner Yang," Gilgamesh said, his brow furrowing with something that looked like concern. "I do not know the exact daily schedule of your police, but I do not think that this is the normal hour for you to be in your office."
originalfic  theme:superpowers  theme:theyfightcrime!  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  pov:coc  ge:slash  r:r  challenge:s2b2  @lj 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
avengers assemble - 13 -- Iron Knitter, by anon
‘No one’s going to make fun of the superhero playboy knitter? No one? Come on, the jokes write themselves. I’m disappointed in you all,’ Tony said, looking around the group. All the Avengers’ expressions were in various shades of pleased and touched and fond. ‘Look, it’s not a big deal. I like having something to do with my hands, and it’s basically engineering with yarn. I need people to palm the finished things off onto, and you’re all convenient.’ Which was possibly the most obvious lie he’s ever told, considering everything he’s made has been very obviously tailored to the recipient. ‘It’s not some big gesture of affection or anything.’

‘Except it totally is,’ Darcy said, smirking, and he turned a glare on her. ‘What? It is. Come on, you’re supposed to be showing me how to fix this hat.’
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:thor  c:ironman:pepper  theme:knitting  theme:shenanigans  theme:team!  characterstudy  theme:foundfamily  theme:snark  o:awesome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
sisabet: New Vid! Person of Interest!
Lucky You
by The National
Reese/Finch

[I've never heard this song before and I'm not really sure that I *liked* it, but the lyrics were seriously appropriate.]
fanvid  tv:personofinterest  c:poi:reese  c:poi:finch  p:poi:finch/reese  theme:angst  @lj 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
destina: Sorrow (The Eagle)
This is the story of Esca Mac Cunoval, whose father was king of the Brigantes, lord of five hundred spears, bearer of the blue war shield. This is the story the movie doesn't tell.
fanvid  m:theeagle  c:eagle:esca  theme:grief  theme:war  genre:gen  r:pg-13  @lj 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
trelkez: Vid: Nathan cries on a beach because ...
... Duke is hot? I don't know, I think I lost the plot a little somewhere along the way. I actually forgot to put the beach in anywhere and then had to go back and find a spot (...kind of), but really I think lots more beach crying is implied. Stupid Duke Crocker with his stupid ... wanting in Nathan's pants.
for-kayla  fanvid  tv:haven  c:haven:nathan  c:haven:duke  LOLZ  p:haven:duke/nathan  @lj 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
anatolia1: Hush
No one can explain why Rodney’s ability to understand and interact with Atlantis’ technology has increased a hundred-fold or why his math, always good, is so much better. Zalenka swears that Rodney latest calculations show that he’s on the verge of something spectacular. It’s all connected of course, but they don’t understand how.
fic  tv:stargateatlantis  c:sga:rodney  c:sga:radek  c:sga:carson  c:sga:teyla  c:sga:john  c:sga:elizabeth  theme:deafness  theme:permanentinjury  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:love  p:sga:john/rodney  genre:slash  r:pg  @lj 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
kaydeefalls:The Curious Incident of the Harpies in Broad Daylight
Or, the Abbreviated Adventures of Gwaine and Lancelot, Not-Quite-Knights For Hire (While We Wait For Arthur To Become King) [2840]
fic  tv:merlin  c:merlin:gwaine  c:merlin:lancelot  theme:questing  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:roadtrip  theme:totherescue!  theme:snark  genre:gen  r:pg-13  @lj 
june 2013 by scorpionvoices
faithburke: Learning How to Fly
Adult birds push their fledglings out of the nest to teach them to fly. John Winchester parents by a similar philosophy. Dean finds himself far from home and struggling to succeed. [+44,000]
fic  tv:supernatural  crossover  tv:stargatesg1  tv:stargateatlantis  c:spn:dean  c:sg1:jack  c:sga:john  c:sga:ronon  c:sga:teyla  c:sga:lorne  c:sga:rodney  c:sga:ensemble  c:spn:sam  theme:runningaway  theme:competency!!!  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:snark  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  genre:gen  r:pg-13  @lj  challenge:bigbang 
june 2013 by scorpionvoices
igrockspock: Fourteen Days of Shitty Coffee
Starfleet Medical's cafeteria serves the worst coffee. Nyota drinks it in slow little sips anyway, like she's sitting at her favorite coffee shop in Nairobi. When she's finished filing her reports, she clicks off her padd and snaps the stylus back into its clip.

The corridor leading to Jim's room feels very long. [1500]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:injury  theme:foundfamily  p:startrek:spock/uhura  genre:het  r:pg-13  a:igrockspock  @lj 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
annerbhp: Stockholm Syndrome
“This is embarrassing,” Colonel O’Neill complained.

Sam, whose mind had wandered rather far from their current predicament, glanced over at her CO as far as her restraints would allow. The Colonel was staring longingly at the open door on the opposite side of the chamber. Sam wondered if he’d noticed the unlocked door behind them and off to the right. She’s pretty sure she’d fit through the window just next to their guard too. Not that it really mattered. God knew they could probably just walk out of the room with little incident. Their captors weren’t even armed. [1537]
fic  tv:stargatesg1  c:sg1:sam  c:sg1:jack  c:sg1:daniel  c:sg1:ferretti  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:team!  theme:captivity  theme:selfrescue  hilarity  ge:gen  r:pg  @lj  for-brittany 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
queenklu: i'll pretend my heart's not on fire if you steal my true love's name [NC17] John/Harold
Kara used to call John an “attack dog” in and out of his hearing. A “loaded gun,” once. But you have to point the gun and fire, she’d whispered in his ear, you have to tell the dog what to bite. After that it’s just a dumb animal, or a lump of metal. Useless until you say the word. [11,831]
fic  tv:personofinterest  c:poi:reese  c:poi:finch  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:sliceoflife  trope:matingurges  theme:first-time  theme:love  kink:alpha/beta/omega  kink:knotting  p:poi:finch/reese  genre:slash  r:nc-17  a:queenklu  @lj 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
penknife: Form and Function
For Henry, working at the Sanctuary means spending a lot of time building things, whether that's things that he thinks will be cool to have in the long run or things that they really needed yesterday when shit started getting real, and that somebody's going to die if he can't build today. A lot of what he comes up with isn't supposed to look like anything in particular; it's supposed to work the first time and hopefully not break the second time. Duct tape has actually sometimes been involved. [1090]
fic  tv:sanctuary  c:sanctuary:henry  c:sanctuary:magnus  c:sanctuary:will  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:fixing  theme:foundfamily  genre:gen  r:pg  a:penknife  @lj 
april 2013 by scorpionvoices
icarus_chained: Pale-Gold Wonder
Centuries ago, in a dark and snowy forest, Sandy had met a dream of another's making. And Sandy, being Sandy, had decided he loved it and the spirit that made it both. [1819]
fic  m:riseoftheguardians  pre-movie  c:rotg:sandy  c:rotg:jack  theme:firstmeetings  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  opinion:beautiful  genre:gen  r:pg  a:icarus_chained  @lj 
april 2013 by scorpionvoices
you ain't generation kill, you ain't shit - The Five Stages of Joining the Stargate Program, for gelaecter
There are five stages to joining the Stargate Program. All of which are confusing, most of which are life-threatening, and Brad’s never sure if the inclusion of the only group of men he trusts to have his six makes intergalactic missions somehow better or worse. [3093]
fic  tv:generationkill  crossover  tv:stargatesg1  c:gk:brad  c:gk:ray  c:gk:trombley  c:gk:walt  c:sg1:mitchell  c:sg1:sam  c:sg1:daniel  c:sg1:vala  theme:shenanigans  theme:team!  theme:totherescue!  theme:snark  genre:gen  r:pg-13  @lj  challenge:yagkyas 
april 2013 by scorpionvoices
junkshop_disco: The Hinterland Between Firsts and Declarations
Gwaine puts his hair up. Merlin is moved to discover the hitherto unexplored regions of his neck it exposes. [~1000]
fic  tv:merlin  c:merlin:gwaine  c:merlin:merlin  theme:establishedrelationship  kink:erogenouszones  p:merlin:gwaine/merlin  genre:slash  r:r  @lj 
april 2013 by scorpionvoices
whimsicalimages: to paint the speed of light
John’s first love is a paint brush, and his second love is a scalpel, and his third love is a gun.

He doesn’t want to know what that particular progression says about his psychological well-being. [~3200]
fic  tv:sherlock  au:magicalrealism  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  theme:superpowers  theme:angst  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:grief  theme:PTSD  theme:love  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  r:pg-13  @lj 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
sparky77: Spilt Milk
Without remembering any of this, Sam still knows two things as absolute fact.

Even though Sam was the one who knocked over the milk, Dean was the one who got in trouble for not watching Sam, or for encouraging him, or for setting a bad example. That was just how things worked.

Sam’s three-year-old self was not sorry because even then Sam was willing to do anything to make Dean happy, no matter what the price. And even then, no matter how good his intentions were, things always ended up with Dean in trouble.

This isn’t to say that Sam is trying to compare accidentally starting the apocalypse to split milk.

Okay, he is. [~4000]

[The one where Sam tries to educate Dean on Dean's own oblivious infatuation with Castiel. While drunk. Using a ketchup packet, a french fry and a spoon. While also doing all the voices. It is amaaazing.]
fic  tv:supernatural  c:spn:sam  c:spn:dean  c:spn:castiel  theme:angst  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:boysaredorks  theme:family  trope:matchmaking  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  theme:firstkiss  p:spn:castiel/dean  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:sparky77  @lj 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
musesfool: At the Still Point of Destruction
"You're my big brother, and I believed you when you said you could do anything."

Sam can see Dean's hand tighten on the knife, the skin of his knuckles taut and pale with tension, dirt worked into the grooves.

"You know if I do this, I'm offing myself right after." His voice is low and hoarse, and when he finally meets Sam's gaze, his eyes are bright with unshed tears

Sam nods and swallows hard past the lump in his throat, the ache in his chest. He knows better than to fight with Dean about that. "Yeah." It's little more than a whisper. [1365]
fic  tv:supernatural  c:spn:sam  c:spn:dean  theme:angst  theme:sacrifice  theme:family  theme:love  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:musesfool  @lj 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
esorlehcar: Guardians of a Rare Thing
But he's Dean Winchester, and he never met a moment he couldn't ruin, and he says, "I wish I knew how to quit you," before he knows he's planning to speak. Sam's eyes widen and clear and then he's laughing like it's the funniest fucking thing he's ever heard. He rolls off and grabs the bottle, takes a long pull and pushes it into Dean's hands before Dean can quite process what's happened. Dean wonders, as the whiskey burns his throat, if the tightness in his chest is relief or regret.

[First in a long series of fics that switch between Sam and Dean's POVs. Includes the one where Dean leaves Sam for his own good and Sam hunts him down five months later and is all "I'm *psychic*, stupid, I felt you angsting from three states away!!"]
fic  tv:supernatural  c:spn:dean  c:spn:sam  theme:angst  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  theme:h/c  theme:injury  theme:family  theme:grief  warning:characterdeath-canon  kink:incest  p:spn:dean/sam  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @lj 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
dytabytes: A Land of Dreams and Fire
All over the city, people hope and pray and need, calling and calling and calling his name. Is it any wonder that he answers? [1451]

[I finished this fic, started bawling, and then scrolled back up and went Oh, OF COURSE IT'S BY DYTABYTES.]
fic  co:watchmen  au:fusion  b:americangods  c:watchmen:oc  style:outsidePOV  style:philosophical  theme:resurrection  theme:gods  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:dytabytes  @lj 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
alibi_factory: A Partial Map of Your TARDIS (Subject to Change)
SUMMARY: What it says on the tin.
GENRE: gen, 11th Doctor-era-ish
RATING: Totally safe for work or library viewing.
WARNING: large images and many of them.
art:fanart  tv:doctorwho  genre:gen  rating:g  LOLZ  meta  @lj 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Tattooed On the Heart, by madame_faust
Dwalin notices more and more that he is going bald, and so does everyone else. Of course, he is really self-conscious and grumpy about it because, Hello, he looks like BAMF with a mohawk, and everyone is giving him grief that he won't look intimidating without one. Wanting to make Mister Dwalin feel better Kili takes to drawing on a throughly passed out Dwalin when he comes to stay over after a night of heavy drinking with Uncle Thorin. At first Dwalin is horrified that Kili has drawn all over his forehead and forearms, but then he thinks that Kili just might be on to something....

I just want a mental imagine of Kili happily drawing on 'Mistah Dwalin!' and people laughing at Kili's doodles but becoming then totally intimidated when Dwalin comes back with real tattoos all over his head and arms.

Extra hugs and kisses if Dwalin keeps a tattoo of one of Kili's original drawings on the back of his head :D
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:balin  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:h/c  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:madame_faust  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Belonging Nowhere, by elsajeni
He is determinedly grown-up about it, as best he can be: puts an arm around his brother's shoulders and listens, and doesn't start crying even when Bombur does, and says, "It's all right, it really is. We can't expect you to starve yourselves to keep us."

Then he wishes he hadn't said anything, because that starts Bifur crying, too, and he can't bear that; all his grown-up resolve collapses, and he bursts into tears himself, stumbles forward to fling his arms around his cousin's neck. Bombur follows an instant later, and they stay that way for a long time, all three of them holding tight to each other and weeping into each other's shirts.
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:bifur  c:lotr:bombur  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:fixing  theme:growingup  theme:scars  theme:role-reversal  theme:permanentinjury  theme:h/c  theme:cominghome  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- The Consequences of Youth, by anon
One of the dwarves(I'm thinking Fili or Kili, maybe even Ori) goes to a (college?) party and ends up hooking up with a nice fellow named Frodo. The next morning they wake up together in Frodo's bed. Frodo tries to sneak the dwarf out of the house. Only to walk straight into Bilbo while he tries to.

The dwarf who slept with Frodo meets up with the Company and tells them,'I have some good news, I found Bilbo! The bad news, I slept with his nephew and now he's angry with me.'
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:modern  au:human  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:friendship  LOLZ  p:lotr:frodo/kili  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Three Daughters of Durin, by anon
Because Dwarf women are rare and precious, a Dwarf man would never allow his mother/wife/sister/daughter to go on a quest where they might get killed by goblins or orcs or a dragon.

But Dori, Nori and Ori don't have any male relatives to hold them back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  pre-series  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:ori  theme:sexism  theme:shenanigans  theme:womenareawesome  theme:snark  p:lotr:dwalin/nori  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  LOLZ  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Minifill, by anon
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?

It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.

It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!

So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.


Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:thranduil  c:lotr:gandalf  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  genre:crack  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Tolkien Prompt post -- Cardigan Wearing Gamers, by nautilusl2
I just want Gimli and Legolas to get fangasms over World of Warcraft, conventions, physics, Game of Thrones, whatever. I don't care. Just make them all cute and nerdy. With 50's style glasses, knitted cardigans, discussions about fandoms. Be as creative as you want<3

(and I don't care whether you make them bro's for life or a couple. Just give me some nerdy-goodness. Please?)

+ Also feel free to include whoever you want. (Call of Duty tournament with Boromir and Faramir? Fandom clashes with Frodo and Sam? Character analysis with Merry and Pippin? Or y'know, Guitar Hero stand-off.)
art:fanart  b:lordoftherings  au:modern  c:lotr:gimli  c:lotr:legolas  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
They are both middle-aged. She is married (to a ghost) and he is a confirmed bachelor. He is a ridiculous tweenager in love with a dwarf (why a big person anyways?) and got his heart broken.

It happens.

She doesn’t do comforting well. When the Incident happened (she cried and sobbed) she had still pulled out her favorite, best umbrella to arrive on Bilbo’s doorstep as always. Bilbo had been unusually kind (he had attempted to comfort her) but her sharp words quickly put that motion out of his head (he looked sad for her when she left).

It was only fair to return the favor, and she had awkwardly put her arm around him in comfort.

Bilbo leaned into Lobelia, and she leaned back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:lobelia  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:lotho  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:nori  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:undercover  theme:family  theme:courtship  unusualpairing  p:lotr:bilbo/kili  p:lotr:dwalin/lobelia  genre:multi  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Lost To Life, by tsukitenchichan
Thorin is so bad at following directions that he walks straight past Death's Door back to the world of the living.

On his way he finds Fíli and Kíli, and he's like, "Where are you going? Clearly it's that way!", and leads them away from the light.

And that's how Thorin and his nephews survive the BOFA.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:fix-it  theme:afterlife  theme:aftermath  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg  opinion:adorable  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
rata_toskr: A Molten Song
One of the dwarves goes for a less traditional craft.

|||||

He had never had a gift for metal.

Whatever music most dwarves heard was silent in his ears so blades turned brittle and horseshoes shattered, farm tools dulled beneath his hands. As a child he was the despair of his parents and as a youth the despair of his teacher. [693]
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:nori  characterstudy  theme:sliceoflife  genre:gen  rating:pg  @lj 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- A Rare Warrior, by madame_faust
“Dwalin can’t handle a needle for the life of him,” Balin’s voice was very far away sounding, but Bilbo clung to it, if only to concentrate on something other than pain. “Often as he’s gone under them.”

“Not made for delicate work, me,” Dwalin agreed. “But that’ll be a scar you can be proud of, Master Baggins.”

“Long as you lie about where it came from,” Nori said contemplatively. “I know for a fact that our Dwalin there tells lassies one of his cuts came from a warg’s fang and I’ll tell you now, it’s all a pack of lies. He got it putting his fist through a window at the pub one night when he was so drunk he could barely stand - you lads heard this story before? No? Well, it’s was going on...had to be thirty or more years ago and I was coming back to town from a spree...”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:snark  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
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