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the obligation to endure
anyways read animorphs all 54 books are available online for free with the authors blessing
reference  @tumblr 
july 2019 by scorpionvoices
the obligation to endure
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july 2019 by scorpionvoices
That Wolfie in the Window
Beautiful watercolor painting of Kyouraku Shunsui and Ukitake Juushirou under the same hat.
art:fanart  an:bleach  c:bleach:ukitake  c:bleach:kyouraku  @tumblr 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
Give Bees a Chance - Low Spoons Cooking
I know it can be super difficult to find the time and the energy to cook things sometimes. Even just looking up recipes can be super stressful when you’re low on spoons, because everything seems to take so much effort. But please, friends! You should still eat something! D:

This is a list of sites and blogs that house good, simple, cheap recipes which hopefully will help. Everything is easier if you have a crock pot/slow cooker!
food  recipe  quick-reference  @tumblr 
may 2017 by scorpionvoices
throwaninkpot: smashinginkpots: onemuseleft: I... - bite your lip
I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.
fic-thing  u:disney  m:lilo&stitch  m:monstersinc  c:disney:boo  c:disney:lilo  theme:futurefic  theme:friendship  re:NEEDTHIS  @tumblr 
may 2017 by scorpionvoices
Cheap easy to make food that tastes good — Coming from a state champion baker:
If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t.

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof.

This concludes me attempting to be helpful.
recipe  food:baking  @tumblr 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
aaaaah the fucking bear!
Jack Horne and Red Harvest look at each other while Red Harvest imagines a cartoon bear wearing clothes.
art:fanart  m:magnificentseven  c:mag7:redharvest  c:mag7:horne  ge:gen  r:g  o:adorable  LOLZ  @tumblr 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
platonic or romantic, I don't care
art:fanart  m:magnificentseven  c:mag7:horne  c:mag7:redharvest  o:adorable  ge:gen  r:g  @tumblr 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices

“Your food will kill me.”

“In English, sonny.”

“I hate you.”

“Aren’t you glad I made it for you?”

*sees Jack Horne so happy* *sighs* “Yes.”

art:fanart  m:magnificentseven  c:mag7:horne  c:mag7:redharvest  o:adorable  @tumblr 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you: Emma Cullen, Billy Rocks, Red Harvest
looks like they could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll: Jack Horne, Goodnight Robicheaux
looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Teddy (who as goodnightmybilly puts it "teddy bear masquerading as a cinnamon roll")
looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Vasquez, Sam Chisolm
slightly burnt cinnamon roll: Josh Faraday
post:reaction  m:magnificentseven  c:mag7:ensemble  lolz.forever  @tumblr 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: tim drake’s... - cimness
tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim keeps trying to get bruce to order a moon over my hammy just so he’ll have to say it, the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall, and everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”
fic-thing  u:DC  co:batman  c:batman:tim  c:batman:bruce  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:totherescue!  theme:boysaredorks  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @tumblr 
september 2016 by scorpionvoices
dom-gentleman-poet: drybananahippyhat: ...
what if the reason nobody can tell fred and george apart is because they really are interchangeable

not in a ~it doesn’t matter~ way but like. molly and arthur used to worry that fred and george might turn out to be squibs because they weren’t doing any accidental magic as children, but they were, THEY TOTALLY WERE, it just wasn’t anything flashy, instead they were just like idly switching bodies all the time
ficlet  b:harrypotter  c:hp:fred  c:hp:george  r:;_;  theme:fix-it  @tumblr 
april 2016 by scorpionvoices
people are afraid of what they don't understand
@tumblr  lolz.forever  m:manfromUNCLE  gif{s} 
april 2016 by scorpionvoices
people are afraid of what they don't understand
#poor illya i feel like 90% of his existence is just [kill bill sirens] #time for waverly to scoop him up and let him rehabilitate with the smol german and the annoying american
art:fanart  m:manfromUNCLE  c:muncle:illya  c:muncle:napoleon  c:muncle:gaby  LOLZ  @tumblr 
april 2016 by scorpionvoices
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Reminder that bisexual and threesome having...
Reminder that bisexual and threesome having Napoleon is basically canon.

And Fran Parsons is all of us.

The 5th gif is my favorite. I love the dawning realization on Stryker’s face, and the fact that Napoleon is just like, “So that’s how we’re playing it? I’m game.”
@tumblr  tv:manfromUNCLE  LOLZ 
april 2016 by scorpionvoices
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - jared-and-jensen-winchester: Did you know each...
'Did you know each other before this film?'
'No.' "No."
'Really? So you just met? ‘Cause the chemistry is amazing.'
"We fell in love really quickly."
@tumblr  m:manfromUNCLE  interview  gif{s}  lolz.forever 
april 2016 by scorpionvoices
The Nice Mercenary, Fandom Gothic
*You are 187 chapters into this fic. You have been reading continually since you began. You must find out what happens next.
*An unfinished fic ends on a cliffhanger. It hasn’t been updated since April 1832.
*A new show has taken over Tumblr. You see the gif sets everywhere. Intrigued, you go looking. You cannot find the show. Five days later the posts disappear as if they never existed.
*Your favorite author posts a new fanfic. It is a different fandom than the one you followed them for, but still one of yours. This keeps happening. You suspect the author may be stalking you.
*The gifs of the new trailer come out before the new trailer does. People shush you when you question this. You cannot ask questions about the space-time continuum.
*You find a new person to RP with. You send them a message and they respond two years later as if there was no time gap. It is possible that for them, there was no time gap.
*This fanart looks nothing like the character. And yet. It looks exactly like the character.
*A shipping war begins. You watch the body count climb higher and higher as it becomes more violent. Blood streams from your face and you clutch your weapon to your chest. Afterwords, the survivors sometimes stare with blank eyes and mutter “Harmony…. Harmony…”
*That character is clearly a Slytherin. The rest of the fandom seems to think they are a Huffelpuff. There is something wrong.
*There is a new coffee shop au for your ship. It is exactly like every other coffee shop au for your ship. It is exactly like every other coffee shop au for every ship. You begin to suspect there has always only ever been one coffee shop au.
*You dare not say the true name of Binkydonk Cucumbershoots. Demon names have too much power.
*The Supernatural fans have a gif for everything. They cannot be stopped by mortal means.
*You begin reading a fic at four in the afternoon. When you next look up it is nearly dawn, and you don’t know what day it is.
thetruthaboutfandom  @tumblr 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
Maybe some time you could talk about Susan and...
How about we talk about what might have happened if Narnia hadn’t deserted Susan?
post:meta  b:narnia  c:narnia:susan  re:;_;  yyy:feminism  o:beautiful  @tumblr 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
do you think you could write something about peter...
Let’s talk about being the eldest son. Susan was more sensible than him, Lucy braver, and Edmund more clever. Peter had never been able to see what he gave to this family.
post:meta  b:narnia  c:narnia:peter  re:;_;  fic-thing  o:beautiful  @tumblr 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
Jon Snow gets progressively more upset
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

post:media  b:harrypotter  hilarity  o.O  @tumblr 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
What do we keep once we are ghosts? — razorbelle: airagorncharda:...
Peggy Carter taught Steve to fight within his abilities, within his limitations, USING his size to his advantage. Be fast, be resourceful, bend your knees and get low and use their momentum against them, and when it gets serious fight dirty.

Peggy Carter taught Steve Rogers to fight like a woman, and that is why he always fucking wins.
post:meta  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  c:cap:peggy  c:avengers:steve  theme:womenareawesome  @tumblr  via:sevenses 
march 2015 by scorpionvoices
Gender Identity in Jupiter Ascending
here is my Detailed Essay analyzing gender roles and gender identity in the Jupiter Ascending universe.

please be aware that this post will be spoiler-heavy

Pretty much my first and strongest reaction to almost every fictional world I see is to ask the same question: Where do trans people, like me, fit into this world? In Jupiter Ascending, that question is complicated by the heavy fixation on genetics, and on physical modification—everything from gene splicing, to the implants we saw on multiple characters, to the existence of the “sims” (potentially artificial intelligence depending on your interpretation).

The only way I could think of to explain my theory of how their gender identity works is to begin by discussing the JA class structure.
post:meta  m:jupiterascending  theme:classism  theme:transphobia  theme:genderroles  o:interesting  @tumblr 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
not language but a map — kreugan: B&W/sketch commission for...
B&W/sketch commission for vibranium-powered! A genderswapped Iron Man with Black Widow. [Looks more like Natasha/Maria Hill to me, but to each their own]
art:fanart  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:gender  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:natasha  ge:femslash  r:pg  p:marvel:natasha/tony  unusualpairing  @tumblr 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
[no title]
kate has LOADS of questions

where was this
how old were you
what was the horse’s name
tell me about the horse
that is a very cool horse
(also I like how “amazing” is in sarcastic finger quotes)
what the hell are you wearing (do you still own it? reasons.)
did I just count FOUR earrings ♥

clint has just one to be completely honest

(also fuck you those are not sarcastic quotes)
art:fanart  u:marvel  co:hawkeye  c:avengers:clint  c:hawkeye:kate  theme:pets  o:adorable  ge:gen  r:pg  @tumblr 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
[Pierce looked like Steve] | thunderboltsortofapenny
So Bogota was in ‘81? He would have been 34. Zola died in ‘72, Pierce would have been ……26.

**||** [214 words w/ 4 still images + 1 gif]
writers.reference  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  post:meta  theme:ANGST  c:cap:pierce  @tumblr  via:blueMeridian 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
I made printedsoot Calvin and Hobbes style...
I made printedsoot Calvin and Hobbes style Leverage OT3 fanart for Christmas. Tiny, grumpy, upside-down Eliot Spencer might be one of my favorite things I’ve drawn all year.
art:fanart  tv:leverage  au:fusion  co:calvin&hobbes  ge:gen  r:g  c:leverage:parker  c:leverage:alec  c:leverage:eliot  @tumblr 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy...
What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?

Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).

Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.

Harry grew up small and skinny, with knobbly knees and the unruly hair he got from his father. He got cornered behind the dumpsters and in the restrooms, got blood on the jumpers Petunia had found, half-price, at the hand-me-down store. He was still chosen last for sports. But Dudley got blood on his sweaters, too, the ones Petunia had found at the hand-me-down store, half price, because that was all a single mother working two secretary jobs could afford for her two boys, even with Vernon’s grudging child support.

[I cried]
post:meta  fic-thing  b:harrypotter  au:justalittledifferent  c:hp:petunia  c:hp:dudley  c:hp:harry  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:sacrifice  theme:fix-it  theme:love  theme:adoption  ge:gen  r:pg  @tumblr 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
No One Cares That You're Broken - Dean Winchester Meta
Thesis: Dean’s emotional and psychological problems stem primarily from John’s alcohol abuse. Dean exhibits the majority of characteristics of an Adult Child of an Alcoholic and is one of the few characters on television whose mental health issues are clearly shown to have its source from the alcoholism of a parent.

[Super convincing (not that I needed much convincing), but freaking painful to read.]
post:meta  tv:supernatural  theme:drugabuse  sad  @tumblr 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
Bad Science Shenanigans
Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

I don’t think they’d want to microwave him so hair dryer is really the only remaining option. That’s how I’d do it.
Do you have a sciency way to accomplish this task?
post:meta  lolz.forever  for-kayla  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  @tumblr 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
people are afraid of what they don't understand, The Sisterhood of the Dragon : a tale of lady...
The Sisterhood of the Dragon : a tale of lady knights and dragons

When a kingdom is born on the outskirts of the dragons’ domain, the king and his advisors began the ritual of sacrifice to appease the winged creatures. At the beginning and end of each year a girl would be sacrificed to the dragons.

But the dragons were horrified by such a brutal and barbaric offering; so they took the girls and brought them to their nesting grounds, giving the abandoned young women new homes and purpose - to guard the dragons’ eggs. So the Sisterhood of the Dragon was born; those betrayed by their kingdom were welcomed with open arms and wings - trained to fight and protect, some to heal and some to sew and some to cook and some to nurture and some to hunt, each woman finding purpose and her own calling.
*want*  originalfic  @tumblr 
october 2014 by scorpionvoices
people are afraid of what they don't understand, "We provide… leverage" Star Trek!Leverage AU...
Star Trek!Leverage AU
↳ After years of an abusive childhood, Jim Kirk’s faith in the legal system dies after seeing his influential step-father walk free, even after his testimony. Ten years later, he leads a team of highly skilled criminals with the sole purpose of assuring that justice is done when everything else fails.
*want*  gif{s}  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:uhura  au:fusion  tv:leverage  @tumblr 
october 2014 by scorpionvoices
ifeelbetterer: princessmeanypants: ...
They meet up at a cocktail bar and two hours later they’re scribbling notes on the napkins—-“I fucking said I was taking Russia, OK, I have Natasha” and then “No, fuck you so much, I’m taking Russia, I fucking turned Natasha two moves ago”—-and then five hours after that Phil’s carrying her heels and she’s got both of their drinks because someone dropped the Alps and neither of them wants to admit they’d fall on their ass if they tried to duck under the table to find it.
fic-thing  u:marvel  m:ironman  c:ironman:pepper  c:marvel:coulson  theme:friendship  theme:competency!!!  o:awesome  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @tumblr 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
They all think that it’s a new hobby, and Steve lets them. But Bucky’s been able to do a mean cross-stitch since before Steve met him, said he learned it from his mother, and then it was something to bring in extra money, and then it’d been applied to sewing the rest of the Howlers up—
ficlet  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:clint  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  ge:gen  hilarity  r:pg-13  a:waldorph  @tumblr 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
okay so in your tags for that sebastian stan and anthony mackie interview you ask why no one is asking you for sam/bucky fic. I AM ASKING. If it is an option, this is me, asking. I WANT IT SO MUCH AND NO ONE IS WRITING IT. - i feel better
He’s jogging with Steve and Sam when it happens one morning. He can smell some family setting out butterbrots and kasha and for a second he can’t remember—or maybe it is remembering, but it ties up his feet and he stumbles. He can’t remember whether he speaks Russian or English—no, it’s definitely Russian, he’s definitely speaking in Russian.

Steve gasps and rushes to his side, but Sam cuts him off, gets in his way.

"Hey, comrade," said Sam, holding out a hand to Bucky, "thought you were on my right."

Bucky takes the hand.

“На правой стороне. Да.”

Sam nods and takes off again, pulling Steve by the elbow. Bucky keeps pace easily.
ficlet  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  c:cap:bucky  c:cap:sam  theme:friendship  theme:domesticity  theme:firstkiss  o:sweet  p:cap:bucky/sam  ge:slash  r:pg  @tumblr 
april 2014 by scorpionvoices
Till human voices wake us
I’ve seen people complaining about it, but Natasha being from the post-Soviet era is fucking brilliant. I don’t care that it’s different from the comics. Obviously, part of the reasoning for this comes from my own lived experience as a Ukrainian immigrant in the United States — I can’t tell you how weary I am of how many Russian women in American media are Cold War-spy eye-candy, and Natasha being removed from that is incredibly important. But it’s not just that. The post-Soviet origin story fits Natasha’s MCU characterization so much better.
post:meta  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  m:captainamerica  c:avengers:natasha  @tumblr 
april 2014 by scorpionvoices
i'm not the bitch. - jaidling: barbaricyip: mary-stormborn: why...
#mal and jayne answering pretend phones and wearing tiaras at tea parties #mal looking slightly hunted when he’s caught in the act #jayne being totally unembarrassed #because when a toddler gives you a pretend phone you answer that shit

[So Gina Torres is basically perfect. I'm sure you're shocked.]
gif{s}  interview  o:awesome  tv:firefly  post:reaction  @tumblr 
april 2014 by scorpionvoices
Ruined Childhood
Will you help me hide a body?
It doesn't have to be in one piece.
parody  m:frozen  u:disney  LOLZ  @tumblr  gif{s} 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
itchy fingers
bamf fem!bilbo taunting smaug, super yes

“Stop!” she shouted, clawing her way up a mound of gold and ripping the ring from her finger. “Do not touch them, you worm, you cowering lizard! Do not dare! I have befriended wizards! I have haunted the halls of kings! I have held fire in my hands and pulled those I love from the water. Do not dare defy me! I am the beginning of your end! I am the bell that tolls your downfall!”

“Bold words!” roared Smaug, whipping back towards her, scattering gold in all directions. “They have won you a prize - I will eat your heart before I start on your companions!”
art:fanart  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:smaug  theme:womenareawesome  ge:action  ge:gen  r:pg  @tumblr 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The United Clusterfuck of Adulthood | Reader, allow me to introduce my indignation. Indignation, reader. You two may have stuff in common.
Well guess what, motherfuckers, I held up my end of the deal. I don’t think I’m too good to work at McDonald’s. I’m absolutely certain of it, because I made it a point to be. You threatened me with it to the point where I became so educated I can explain to you the difference between a regular comma and an Oxford comma from memory and you want my mouth to say some dumb shit like “Would you like barbecue sauce or honey mustard with those McNuggets?” Go fuck a land mine. I’ve spent many, many sleepless nights and tens of thousands of dollars to avoid the future YOU made me afraid of, and you’re offended that I’m not settling for it now.
post:meta  post:rant  fuckTheMan  @tumblr 
january 2014 by scorpionvoices
Planet Random, How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide
Word count in the HP Series:

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462
writers.reference  @tumblr 
november 2013 by scorpionvoices
Die Schreiberin
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
art:fanart  tv:supernatural  LOLZ  c:spn:gabriel  o:awesome  @tumblr 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
Hello, Tailor
nothing in my life could have prepared me for this [In this case I believe "this" refers to the furry pants.]
art:fanart  misc:welcometonightvale  c:nv:carlos  c:nv:cecil  LOLZ  episoderelated  @tumblr 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
Hello, Tailor
It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park. DO NOT approach them.
fanart  misc:welcometonightvale  o:awesome  @tumblr 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
Hello, Tailor
Welcome to Night Vale Fancast:

Danny Pudi as Cecil

Gael Garcia Bernal as Carlos
fancasting  misc:welcometonightvale  for-kayla  @tumblr 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
Hello, Tailor
Welcome to Night Vale + Hannibal = somehow making Hannibal even more soul-crushing and emotionally traumatizing
macro  misc:welcometonightvale  tv:hannibal  c:hannibal:hannibal  c:hannibal:will  quotes  o:creepy  o:awesome  @tumblr  for-kayla 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
trelkez, New vid! Premiered in Club Vivid at VividCon...
Don’t Call Me Baby
vidders: trelkez & exitbybears
source: Star Wars (original trilogy)
music: Madison Avenue
download: 65MB XviD

"I’m the one to take you on." Han/Luke/Leia.
fanvid  u:starwars  m:starwarsOT  c:sw:luke  c:sw:leia  c:sw:han  OT3  p:sw:han/leia/luke  LOLZ  opinion:awesome  for-kayla  @tumblr 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
I aim to misbehave
There is a thin, semantic line separating weird and beautiful. And that line is covered in jellyfish. Welcome to Night Vale.

#wtnv #night vale #cecil baldwin #carlos the scientist #welcome to night vale #paul bettany as cecil #santiago cabrera as carlos #also you can see the exact moment when i lost all hope #thank you lele for the support
misc:welcometonightvale  art:fanart  gif{s}  lolz.forever  @tumblr 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
practice, practice, practice, then take a left.
#jim’s face though #his worldview’s been rocked #wait?? #bones?? #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort?? #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’ #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’ #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’ #i thought what we had was special?? #what do you mean you like him?? #bones?? BONES?? #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best
gif{s}  u:startrek  m:startrek09  LOLZ  for-kayla  @tumblr 
june 2013 by scorpionvoices
i am flame.
I walk into a room, and for this industry, I’m impossibly tall. When they find it hard to pair you up with the opposite sex, then what’s left for a woman? Either you’re the ball-buster or the not-so-attractive girlfriend standing by the lead. I mean, traditionally not so attractive. Because you have your starlets and then you have their best friends who are these character actresses. When you fall within the cracks, you thank God for sci-fi, because they’ll give you a gun, and they’ll say, ‘Go over there and conquer that world. You kick some ass, girl!’ -- Gina Torres
quotes  yakyakyak:feminism  opinion:awesome  for-kayla  for-brittany  @tumblr 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
i am flame.
An anomaly which often struck me in the character of my friend Sherlock Holmes was that, although in his methods of thought he was the neatest and most methodical of mankind, and although also he affected a certain quiet primness of dress, he was none the less in his personal habits one of the most untidy men that ever drove a fellow-lodger to distraction. Not that I am in the least conventional in that respect myself. […] I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime ; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet-pocks. I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.
— The Musgrave Ritual, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1893)
gif{s}  tv:sherlock  m:sherlockholmes  LOLZ  @tumblr 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
melodypondisnowriversong: robinade: ...


Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:
art:fanart  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  au:fusion  u:disney  m:emperor'snewgroove  c:avengers:ensemble  LOLZ  opinion:BESTEVAR  @tumblr 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
oraculi machina - I was talking to Reboot about Iron Man 3 when...
I was talking to Reboot about Iron Man 3 when autocorrect tried to write “Iron Naan.”

Things escalated.

#Loki is not a bread
#he's adopted
#bread is hard to draw sob
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
angrysweaters: high res high res high...
A Study in Hand Stitches (including button sewing!)

I’ve just decided to digitize and upload all my cool sewing lessons I have saved from high school. Enjoy!
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
Leupagus, ohcrap-itsactuallymydivision: cutiebatch: If I...
If I could describe Greg Lestrade in one photo this would be it.

#Its not my division if I cant see it
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
fluffmugger: whenyouwereherebefore: Early...
Early concepts for Iron Man 3 title sequences // Suit Porn
— Iron Man doing a striptease in his removable suit (x)

oh god this is so in char I’m weeping.
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
Ask gr8writingtips
"Is it okay to write the first three chapters of a book in Comic Sans then change it to Wingdings?"
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
rifa: moonkistprincess: madmadamemolly: ...
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
girlsgetbusyzine: dashuri96: ...
this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word.
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
crookedwinding: fantastic-chris-evans: ...
Stanley Tucci and Chris Evans (in a bar) hanging out and being adorable!
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
ubiestcaelum: Race Bent Fancasting - The...
Race Bent Fancasting - The Batfamily

Bruce Wayne - Idris Elba
Dick Grayson - Taye Diggs
Jason Todd - Anthony Mackie
Tim Drake - Lee Thompson Young
Damian Wayne - Jaden Smith
Barbara Gordon - Kerry Washington
Cassandra Cain - Amerie Rogers
Steph Brown - Monique Coleman

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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
it was the blurst of times
#THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE, #FINCH'S LITTLE FAAAAAAAAACE, #AUGH I CAN'T, #person of interest, #nerd king of manhattan, #violent amoral unicorn of justice, #artage of interest, #you are being watched motherfuckers. [obvsly tags via leupagus]
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
Leupagus, ofgeography: Yoccu: roachpatrol: Has anyone made...
Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.

Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around.
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may 2013 by scorpionvoices
on the worn-out heels of kerouac
bucky proceeded to have Many Adventures, a good number of which involved NATASHA MOTHERFUCKING ROMANOFF aka the black widow aka the darling of my heart aka marvel’s… other former brainwashed soviet superspy; apparently they had a Thing back in mother russia before natasha dramatically escaped the kgb’s commie clutches (oh my god, autocorrect wants to correct kgb to lgbtq. no autocorrect. no.)

bucky also was substitute captain america for a while when steve couldn’t do it on account of being temporarily arrested/dead/trapped in another dimension by a time bullet/see apparently some people think marvel got less ridiculous after the 1980s and i just laugh and laugh
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april 2013 by scorpionvoices
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