sansets + ryan/shane   29

want you in my room
“You make being in a fraternity sound so appealing,” Shane says drily. “What with all the falling off of balconies and the murdering. I already thought frat houses were full of horrors, but I had no idea.” “Last year I had the craziest spirit box session upstairs, dude, you wouldn’t believe—” Ryan starts.
rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  rating:explicit  length:10001-20000  au:college 
9 weeks ago by sansets
that first, initial feeling
“You’re called the Treasure Chest,” Shane says blankly to the man behind the counter, who is looking at him with a completely neutral expression. His name tag suggests that he is called Ryan. “It’s -- literally every sex shop in the history of sex shops was called The Treasure Chest. I’m pretty sure it’s in the by-laws.” “The by-laws ... for sex shops?” Ryan asks. Shane fixes him with a look. He sells crystals, which means he’s a con man, which means he’s a deviant of at least some kind, which means he’s been to a sex shop and he knows exactly what Shane means.
rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  au:alternatereality 
march 2019 by sansets
You Make the World Seem Bigger
Dear short scared one and tall rude one, Thank you for your documentary on the internet about the Jersey Devil species. You presented some inaccuracies but I appreciated your thorough approach and good jokes (“bits”). We cannot reveal ourselves to humans with cameras. I am sorry. I would have liked to give the screaming one his proof, or to “kick [the tall one] in [his] head with [my] taloned hooves,” but I would have been exiled. I am in a bad situation and cannot care for my young at present. When I saw your documentary I knew you would help me, since you have done so much research on our kind. Please love her as you would your own young. She is precious to me. Your biggest fan, J. Devil
rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  trope:kidfic 
february 2019 by sansets
only happy accidents
In hindsight, Shane is too old to have thought that friends with benefits was something that the two of them would be able to pull off. He’s had friends with benefits before that worked beautifully, but they were not with people whose jobs were tied up in his own, whose friendships were as closely interwoven into Shane’s everyday life as Ryan’s is. He’d thought these were the very things that could keep it from getting weird, because they were such good buddies, Ryan would be solidly cemented as his pal that nothing could shift him. This was a miscalculation, on Shane’s part.
rpf:Buzzfeed  rating:explicit  length:5001-10000  Ryan/Shane 
february 2019 by sansets
Far Too Many Bats
“Your pupils are still dilated,” Shane says. “Did you do hard drugs when I wasn’t looking, or is this some kind of lasting bat-related trauma that you’re going to need therapy for when we get back to L.A.?”
rating:explicit  length:5001-10000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  kink:powerplay 
february 2019 by sansets
Every Open Door
The minute he steps in the door of the lodge, he’s hit by familiar childhood smells: sweet sugar from breakfast, pine-scented air fresheners, Chanel No. 5. He’s overwhelmed by the sheer nostalgia of it, and by the way it makes his head start to pound almost immediately with the need to be back outside with the real pines.
au:fusion  DirtyDancing  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  rating:explicit  length:20001-50000 
december 2018 by sansets
The One Where Ryan Aten't Dead
"Great news!" Ryan said, grinning ear to ear. "I'm dead!"
rating:teen  length:5001-10000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane 
november 2018 by sansets
Just The Facts
“You gonna tell me what’s going on with you and Ryan, or do I have to ask?”   Shane frowns into his noodles.   “What makes you think there’s something going on with us?”   She glances around pointedly. “Well, first of all, you guys are usually attached at the elbow. So that’s weird.”   “Ryan loves tacos more than life itself. It’s not that weird.”   “Well, also, he’s been using our spare editing desk for like three days now, so I know something’s up.”
rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane 
november 2018 by sansets
Pushing All Your Buttons
Shane scooches to get his back against the wall again, legs stretched out in front of him. It’s starting to get warm in the elevator, the absence of A/C starting to become noticeable. The chemical smell of the elevator is fading, to be replaced by human smells: clean clothes and sweaty skin and the product Ryan uses in his hair. It’s a little more bearable, somehow. Almost pleasant.
rpf:Buzzfeed  rating:explicit  length:5001-10000  Ryan/Shane 
november 2018 by sansets
you and me and the ghosts make three r
When Ryan was a kid, he fell into a pile of bricks. They were playing hide and seek, and he thought he had the best hiding spot: high up in a thickly lush tree, his knees drawn to his chest so that he’d blend in. But the branch broke. He hit his head and doesn’t remember much of what happened after that. When he woke up a few hours later, the sun was setting, and his friends were gone, and his parents were calling for him, their flashlights swinging across the grass. There’d been blood on his bangs. Anyway, now he can see ghosts. Kind of. Look, he’s not great at it.
rating:teen  length:10001-20000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane 
november 2018 by sansets
Arrragghuuhw: A Love Story
Shane sighed. "That whoever you encountered made comments about Han and Chewie, you know…" He made a hand gesture that was absolutely incomprehensible, and Ryan had grown up in the age of readily-available internet porn. "…. Jabbaing the Hutt—" "No," Ryan breathed. Oh god, now he was thinking of Jabba having sex. The slime. "No." "Because they in fact think that we are doing it outside of any Star Wars-related contexts?” "But we're not!" Ryan protested. "Correct," Shane said. "But they think we are?" "Also correct."
rating:teen  length:1001-5000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane 
november 2018 by sansets
theft by finding
Of course, Shane thinks. Ryan is back in Nepal for the same reason that Ryan is ever anywhere: to take something that doesn’t belong to him and leave trouble in its place. And now he’s brought that trouble here, to Shane. To Shane’s bar.
au:alternatetimeline  rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane 
october 2018 by sansets
Full-Court Press
After the game, while Ryan’s taking the world’s longest cold shower and ignoring the insistent tug in his gut that is his dick’s way of yelling notice me, he reflects on this exchange, and on the day’s events. He’s starting to realize he very much does have particular feelings about this. Particular pants feelings about this. It really must just be a jersey thing, as opposed to a Shane thing. He’s worked with Shane for four years now, and in very close quarters with Shane for at least two of those years. He’s done athletic things with Shane, even, for videos, and it’s never impacted him like this. He’d know by now if he had a—a Shane thing. Then again, Ryan’s also been watching basketball and playing basketball and wearing basketball jerseys for most of his life, so at least in theory he should also know by now if it’s a jersey thing.
rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  rating:explicit  length:10001-20000 
october 2018 by sansets
darling it's a faded notion
“You don’t think it was weird? You think it’s totally normal than we were pushed off a cliff and now can’t let go of each other without being blinded by excruciating pain?” “Of course I think it’s weird! It’s very fucking weird! That doesn’t mean it was ghosts!” Ryan glares at him. “Fine,” he says. “Fine. Let’s experiment, if you’re going to be such a fucking tool about it—” He yanks his hand out of Shane’s. The second he does, the very moment they aren’t touching, the pain comes back, stronger than before, more insistent. If pain could have intent, this one wants Shane in a tiny ball, screaming. His ears shut down and he can feel his voice dissolve in his throat. Ryan’s eyes are squeezed shut again, his shoulders hunched in against the onslaught, and Shane reaches back out, grabs his hand again and drags it forward to his chest, trapping it there in relief as the pain washes away, as his hearing comes back.
rating:mature  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  trope:soulbond 
october 2018 by sansets
I’ve Kissed You Before, but I Didn’t Do It Right (Can I Try Again)
“I had the cake once and I can walk away from it, because it was only so-so cake. And in a way that was lucky, because if I have the cake again and it’s great cake, like really first-class, heart-stoppingly good cake, it’ll ruin me for other food and I’ll starve to death once I can’t have it anymore.” It’s truly amazing, Shane reflects, the lengths he will go to in order to avoid saying that one simple phrase that he’s afraid will break everything he’s worked so hard to build: I can’t have casual sex with you again, because I have feelings for you, and you don’t feel that way. But Ryan isn’t an idiot, he just plays one on TV, so when he says Shane very quietly, Shane knows he hasn’t been distracted by all the elaborately-woven metaphors. “Shane. Is it really that hard for you to believe that I might also want cake?”
rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane 
september 2018 by sansets
A Local History
It was a long way from his apartment in the Starland District, but the activity felt good and he stopped off as he went to do a few walk-bys on properties to show to Shane. He didn’t really make a habit out of working much on the weekends, but something about finding a house haunted enough that Shane Madej wouldn’t want it was a lot more like a passion project than work.
rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  au:alternatereality 
september 2018 by sansets
Muscles Better and Nerves More
The first thing Ryan registers when he wakes up the next morning is that he’s not in his own bed, which is strange because he definitely fell asleep there. He knows it before he even opens his eyes. The sun’s hitting him at the wrong place, falling on his eyes where usually it would be warming his feet where he’s kicked the blankets off. The mattress is too firm on his back, better than his own and newer.
rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  trope:bodyswap 
august 2018 by sansets
guidance for sailors, lost at sea
Admittedly, this is ... kind of Shane’s fault. He’d challenged the Goatman, and the Goatman lost, and ownership the bridge transferred. There wasn’t any paperwork, no sparks or sounds or spooky shadows, just Shane’s finger pricking with blood, and the startled realization when they stood that the world has shifted slightly to the left. Shane can’t explain it, other than that; it was like they’d gone onto the bridge in one world and left in a world that looked exactly the same, except they could see some ghosts, and those ghosts wanted to hold Shane’s hand.
rpf:Buzzfeed  rating:teen  length:5001-10000  Ryan/Shane  trope:kidfic 
august 2018 by sansets
you smell nice & you're groovy
Were you serious?" Ryan asks, container of General Tso's chicken open on his lap. "About fucking me?" "Mmph," Shana replies. She chews thoroughly and swallows while Ryan fidgets. Finally, she says, "Yeah, of course. I mean, if you'd be into it." "I'm — fuck. I'm into it," Ryan says. "I — you've done it before?" "Yeah, I've done it before." Shana takes a more decorous bite of egg roll, then asks, mouth full, "Wha' 'bout you?" "Not, like, full-on. Is that weird?" He's still jittering. "I never really thought about, like, a strap-on until you said that, but then I just..." He waves his chopsticks in the air. "I just. Want you to do that to me."
Ryan/Shane  rating:explicit  length:1001-5000  rpf:Buzzfeed  kink:pegging  au:rule63 
august 2018 by sansets
Everything's Weird and We're Always in Danger
“Did you see something? Hear something?” Shane asks, torn between concerned and hopeful. He sneaks a glance at TJ behind the camera, wondering if Ryan is sick, if he needs to call off the shoot, head back out to the Marriott where the crew is staying a few blocks away. “No, I just—you’re really totally fine, Shane? Totally—normal?” Ryan’s voice when he says normal, strained and tight, sounds like he means something else. His eyes are wide and shining in the light, rows of glasses reflecting in them thanks to the mirror behind them and the lighting they’ve bought with for the shoot in front. Shane wants to see his eyes go even wider, wants to make them squeeze closed in surprise, wants to—wait, what? “Yeah. Normal.”
rating:explicit  length:10001-20000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  trope:sexpollen 
august 2018 by sansets
The Denial Twist
“This is kind of surreal,” Shane says, taking a sip of his tea. It’s piping hot and delicious, except it tastes like hot chocolate and not like tea at all. “Sort of—Wonka-esque, right? Or Alice in Wonderland.” “If you’re aiming a shot over the bow about my height you can fucking forget about it,” Ryan says, watching with interest as Shane’s cup refills by itself. “But yeah, it’s surreal. Literally, because dreams aren’t real.” Shane’s unsettled by the comment. It sets alarm bells ringing in his head but he doesn’t know why. He just wasn’t expecting Dream Ryan to be so, well—so on the nose.
rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  trope:mindlink 
august 2018 by sansets
In These Frozen and Silent Nights
“You know me,” Shane says, “I love a good cabin. I’m a cabinhead.” “I’ll show you cabin head,” Ryan rebuts without thinking, and then he turns his face into the pillow to stifle a nervous snicker. “Oh shit, wait, that’s—”
rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane 
august 2018 by sansets
Hold Your Breath, It Gets Better
“Ah. I keep the batteries in the top drawer. Not. Not the bottom one.” “Yes,” Shane says, cocking his head to the left in puzzlement, and then he pauses for a fraction of a second too long as he considers his words. “I can see that the batteries are not in the bottom drawer.”
kink:sextoys  rating:explicit  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  length:20001-50000 
august 2018 by sansets
Here’s the thing about driving halfway across the country to see someone. You can’t really deny, after that, that you’re pretty much head over heels for them.
Ryan/Shane  rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed 
august 2018 by sansets
Hot Scary Summer
Shane’s looking straight ahead. Softly he says, “Light’s green now.” There’s nothing to do but drive.  So, okay, they don’t say anything, but the silence between them is stretching thin and thinner, despite the music. Shane kissed him. That’s what Ryan’s thinking. His mind sort of screams it, loud and distorted like the spirit box.
rating:explicit  length:10001-20000  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane 
august 2018 by sansets
I love your bones
“I gotta be honest, man, I don’t know if I can go home by myself tonight.”
Ryan/Shane  rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  rpf:Buzzfeed 
august 2018 by sansets
I’m Gonna Keep You in Love with Me (for a While)
"Nobody’s going to expect us to be all over each other at work anyway. What about after work, out with friends and stuff, or visiting family?” “I think we can just say we don’t want to make people uncomfortable, if anybody asks. I’m okay with, like, handholding and stuff. Hugging or whatever.  Pecks on the cheek.  Parents eat that shit up.” Ryan isn’t really a hugger, but he can handle that. “And at home?” “At home, we’ll just be friends and roommates. Ryan and Shane. Pals, coworkers. Nothing has to change. I’ll respect your personal space, you respect mine, we’ll play a shit-ton of video games, and in eight months to a year we’ll extricate ourselves gracefully and be the best divorced friends anybody’s ever had.”
trope:wokeupmarried  rpf:Buzzfeed  Ryan/Shane  rating:explicit  length:20001-50000 
july 2018 by sansets
'cause nothing can measure
"At least I'm responsible enough to fucking Google breathplay before I do it," he finishes in a whisper that has the older lady at the cosmetics counter looking worryingly intrigued. Ryan shoots her a disapproving look. She could be one of his aunts, God, this is weird.
kink:D/s  length:1001-5000  rating:explicit  Ryan/Shane  rpf:Buzzfeed 
july 2018 by sansets
all the smiles that are ever ever
"Libby," says the ghost, holding her hand out to shake. "I know your names, though. You're Ryan, and that's Shane." Ryan's eyes are enormous, whites showing all around the brown. "How did you know that?" he asks, voice trembling. Libby rolls her eyes. "You told me," she says. "When you came to my house. Remember?" Shane and Ryan exchange a look. "We've been to a lot of houses," Ryan hedges. "Which one was yours?" "It was white, with green shutters on the windows," Libby says. "It used to be nice, but everybody went away, and then it was just me for so many years, and I was so lonely." Her face crumples. "Hey, but now you have us," Ryan says in a rush. "We're fun! So you don't have to be lonely."
rpf:Buzzfeed  rating:teen  length:1001-5000  Ryan/Shane 
july 2018 by sansets

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