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janice_lester | Something New
“Your place or mi—” he begins once they’re safely out of earshot of the curious transporter technician.

“Mine,” she snaps, as if it should be obvious. “I’ll see you there in half an hour, and I shall expect you freshly showered and—” she whistles and slaps his rump, “—clean and wearing none of that atrocious aftershave you like.”

She leaves him standing open-mouthed like a cuckoo clock on the hour in the middle of the corridor, gaping after her as she stalks off, hips swaying, with a strap-on sex toy in its laughably indiscreet packaging tucked under one arm.
st:aos  kirk/uhura  toys  pegging 
october 2018 by runpunkrun
You & Me & The Pegasus Galaxy - by CartWrite
“Atlantis has a hook-up board?!” Rodney McKay’s initial conversational blast could be heard in every corner of the mess hall as he approached their usual table. His accusing glare skated from Teyla to Ronon and landed on John as he sat down with his full tray. “How am I just finding out about this? We’ve been here literally years. How long has this been going on? It isn’t even online, in a city where even the moppingest floor-mopping moron can write code. When were you going to tell me about this?” Rodney demanded of them all, but John especially.

John took a slow bite of his fishy sandwich. Pegasus catfish tasted like Earth catfish in every way, but the texture was off. It took a little more chewing than normal. This gave him a few extra seconds to decide whether or not to admit he had no idea what Rodney was talking about.

Teyla stepped in. “This is the board near the northwest pier?” she asked.

Ronon’s fork twirled up a load of noodles. “In the porn room.”

“The porn room?!” Rodney whisper-shrieked, suddenly recognizing his own volume. He ducked his head and glanced around. “Are people making porn here?”

John gave up pretending and looked at Ronon. “Are they?”
sga  mckay/sheppard  porn  masturbation  therapy  firsttimes  friends-to-lovers  zpm  toys  angry  off-world  water  party  <3 
september 2018 by runpunkrun
Powder - by what_alchemy
“It’s not so bad, Jim,” Sulu had said as they prepared for beam-up, voice wavering with the force of his smothered laughter. “You’ll rub one out and be right as rain.”

“I’ll have your ass for insubordination, Sulu,” Jim had hissed back, and Sulu just laughed. That, among other things, was one pitfall of the meteoric rise to captaincy - one’s subordinates also tended to be one’s dorm mates, and may or may not have seen one in full drag, or passed out in a pile of beer bottles with a penis drawn in permanent marker on one’s face, or in any number of other uncaptainly situations just last year.

In the briefing room, McCoy swore at him, Spock arched a delicate eyebrow, linked his hands behind his back and stared resolutely at Jim’s forehead, Scotty had to leave the room to get his breath back, and Uhura flattened her lips and sent Sulu a withering glare. Jim’s brain told him to kiss her for the show of solidarity, but the bruiser in his pants had its single, discerning eye on the tallest, sexiest, most powerful, most pointy-earsingest male in the room — not a new development, certainly, but one that seemed so much more insistent and inconvenient with all the chemicals coursing through his brain and making his dick pulse madly in its confines. Sinking into a chair, Jim scrubbed his eyes with two tight fists then trained his gaze on McCoy, careful not to let his eyes stray to the distracting figure of his first officer.

“Is this shit gonna make me do something I don’t want to do?” Jim asked. He’d read the protocols on sex pollen — and none of it sounded like a consensual good time.
st:aos  kirk/spock  aphrodisiacs  fuckordie  masturbation  toys  kink  bodies  spanking  bottoming 
february 2018 by runpunkrun
Unexpected - by Linsky [5/?]
Jim looked through the long ferns that bent over his face, up at the high ceiling where tiny lights cast a faint glow down over the botanical garden. Like stars, he thought. Almost like stars.

He was fully conscious of the ridiculousness of his current position. Well—maybe not fully conscious. Full consciousness would have required the consumption of a few fewer glasses of brandy than he’d had at the ship’s midsummer celebration that evening. But he knew it was ridiculous, a grown man and starship captain lying in the ferns feeling sorry for himself.

It had really been a fine party. He should have enjoyed it more than he did. That lack of enjoyment was directly connected to his current position. It was the same feeling of something under his skin, restlessness mixed with an obscure sort of self-pity, that had haunted him throughout the party and had led him to come to the botanical garden instead of going back to his cabin.

No, Jim, he thought, dragging a hand across his forehead, if you’re going to indulge in self-pity, at least do it honestly. It wasn’t going back to his cabin that he’d dreaded. It was going back to his cabin alone.
st:tos  spock/other  kirk/spock  publicsex  voyeurism/exhibitionism  denial  masturbation  toys  firsttimes  jealousy  shore-leave  sex-work  bottoming  off-world  drugged  wip 
july 2017 by runpunkrun
H2Eau - by yeaka
Spock turns his face so that it can fit alongside Jim’s, and he can hiss just in Jim’s ear, “I was warned about mating with a full human.” Jim’s breath hitches—he loves when Spock starts to talk like this, with all that forbidden savagery they all know Vulcans carry. Spock’s teeth graze along the bottom of Jim’s round ear, idly marking what’s his as he continues, “I was told how filthy and disgusting they are. They’re weak. They have no discipline. No sense of propriety. They spread their legs and their seed wherever they wish, with no foresight for the future...”

Jim arches his body, trying to flatten his chest tighter against Spock’s, his legs spreading around Spock’s thigh. He’s all that and more, and for some reason, it makes him hot to be scolded for it. He feeds into it, as wanton as he can, and tries to grind his crotch against the thick bulge in Spock’s pants. Spock growls, “You were always particularly poor in that category.” The words almost sound foreign on Spock’s tongue, except Jim knows him better, knows that he can snap, and he can play their game as well as anyone. He purrs, just the way he knows Jim likes, “I knew you were so shamefully behaved when I first took you. I thought perhaps I could tame you, teach you self-control... I should have known you would be beyond what my techniques can save. Perhaps you cannot be held by one man...”

“I can,” Jim mumbles, his voice breathy, almost a moan. He thrusts his hips forward as much as he can, pinned in place as they are, and grinds his clothed cock against Spock’s. “I am...”

“You are immature,” Spock retorts. “You flaunt yourself for any one that will look at you...”

Jim means to protest but somehow groans instead.
st:aos  kirk/spock  shore-leave  off-world  bars  D/s  jealousy  publicsex  toys 
may 2017 by runpunkrun
Practical Gifts of Affection - by mrhd
“Haha, very funny,” Jim says, strolling into Bones’ office. “I’ll be sure to work it in to my usual masturbation rotation.”

The face that Bones makes is incredible, and Jim is totally saving a screenshot of it from the security logs when he gets back to his quarters.

“It’s heart-warming actually, that you’re so concerned about my sexual health,” Jim continues. “A true doctor, and a true friend. My masturbatory sessions have definitely been satisfactory but this is sure to-”

“Jim,” Bones interrupts, voice hoarse after choking on absolutely nothing for the past several moments. “What the hell’re you talking about?”

“Um, my secret Santa present? Big green dildo with enlarging and thrusting features? Ringing any bells?”

Bones actually looks like he’s stopped breathing. Just when Jim is moving from amused to concerned, he manages to wheeze out, “Sure fucking isn’t.”

And just like that Jim realizes that he’s miscalculated. “I’m guessing it wasn’t you then?”

Bones shakes his head adamantly.

“Well who else would send me a dildo?” Jim asks, taking the seat in front of Bones’ desk.

“I dunno, Jimmy, but it looks like you’ve got yourself a secret admirer.”
st:aos  kirk/spock  xmas  gifts  toys 
february 2017 by runpunkrun
Room #4865 - by iknewaman
Knock knock knock knock knock!

Spock’s lips thinned. He could not continue in this manner. Removing his fingers, Spock pulled on a pair of sweatpants and a long shirt, ensuring it covered his erection somewhat. He paced towards the door and pulled it open.

“Aw, what the fuck! Again?”

It was the golden-haired man.

“Cadet, I am certain you require assistance in whatever you are endeavouring to do.” Spock said quickly. In his rush, he had forgotten to wash the lubricant off his fingers. He could feel it sticking to the back of the door.

“Hey now, there’s no need to 'Cadet' me, man.” The man held his hands up. “We’re all broke students here. Also, are you sure you’ve not got a roommate or anything? One who is never there?”

“I am not in fact a cadet, but an instructor, and since your last query of similar nature I continue to be the sole occupant of this residence.” Spock replied tersely. He did not want to be here. He did not want to be confronted with the uncomfortableness he was feeling at seeing the leading actor of his sexual fantasy stood right before him in the flesh.
st:aos  au  kirk/spock  masturbation  bottoming  bodies  toys 
december 2016 by runpunkrun
ussvulcanbooty: pon farr fic, anyone?
He gently but firmly guides Spock off of him to lay on his back beside him on the bed. Spock watches him, his eyes burning with the intensity of his need. He holds his legs open, clearly hoping Jim will change his mind about not being able to get hard.

Spock actually growls when he sees Jim produce a dildo. “I want you! Not a substitute!”

Jim pauses. “I can rim you again. Want me to put it away?”

Spock considers it and then huffs and tilts his hips up, a clear invitation for Jim to proceed.
st:tos  kirk/spock  fuckordie  bottoming  toys 
october 2016 by runpunkrun
Building - by yeaka
“There’s Lego in the break room.” A single box that Spock set on the table, after spending an hour debating over which set to invest in. He taped a gift receipt on top just in case. He’s not proud of himself. But Jim’s look, as always, makes his failings worth it. “Funny, I seem to remember ranting to you yesterday about how much I wish I still had Lego.”

“Despite being entirely too old for such diversions,” Spock adds, whilst simultaneously wondering what’s wrong with him. Jim, as only Jim would, keeps smiling.

“And yet someone put a box in the break room, which, I’m assuming, is for all of us to play with.”

Jim and only Jim. Spock doubts any other of their coworkers would touch it anyway. Spock doesn’t say anything.

Jim steps closer, front leaning against the counter, hands sliding tantalizingly close to Spock’s across the newly-cleaned surface. He asks directly, in that oddly commanding voice of his that always compels Spock to answer, “Did you buy me Lego, Spock?”

Yes. Exactly for this reaction. Spock’s throat is tight. Somehow, he manages to answer, “I surmised that given what I have observed of your spending habits, you would not be able to afford such a frivolous diversion on your own.”
st:aos  au  kirk/spock  toys 
june 2016 by runpunkrun
Snippet from Pornstar AU - by Josselin - Captive Prince
Damen was done for the day in the studio. He’d done a scene earlier with Nikandros, and then had been hanging around because the scene Laurent was supervising with Ancel was the type of trainwreck that was hard not to watch. Ancel was high strung and ambitious, and also not necessarily receptive to all of Laurent’s coaching, and sometimes it led to hilarious cat fights.

They took a break to let Ancel drink some water and Damen followed Laurent when he went into his office to get a new memory card.

Damen let the door to Laurent’s office swing shut behind him. Laurent looked up from where he was rummaging in his desk drawer.

“Are you heading home?” said Laurent, standing up with the card in his hand.

“Yes,” said Damen. “I’ll see you later?” They had established a fairly regular habit of alternating whose place they stayed at together, but things between them were still new enough that Damen liked to check.

Laurent nodded.

Damen smiled at him, and wrapped his arms around Laurent in a loose hug, leaning in to kiss him gently as a promise for later.

Laurent met his lips willingly enough that Damen dared a friendly grope before he let Laurent get back to work, sliding his hands down Laurent’s back to his ass and palming it.

Laurent tensed, and he had a strange expression on his face that Damen couldn’t read. Damen took a second before he really registered what he was feeling.

“Are you--” he said, and then he slid one of his hands down the back of Laurent’s pants.
cp  au  damen/laurent  civilians  porn  wip  toys 
march 2016 by runpunkrun
Intimate Knowledge - by TDazz (sequel to "Comfort Food")
"When you say 'mate', is that different from 'wife'?"

"Again, I use the words interchangeably."

"But you don't. You have never referred to your parents as 'mates', and even this T'Andra that your father is… whatever it is that he's doing with her. You said he has 'taken a lover', not 'selected a mate'."

"Yes, I suppose there is a difference. A mate is someone one intends to have children with. I presume that both my father and T'Andra have finished having children, though I suppose that is another possibility I ought to consider, especially in light of the need to repopulate our species. Thank you for bringing it to my attention."

"You have a problem with the idea of your father and T'Andra having children? Are they too old?"

"I doubt their age would prevent it."

Jim had been wrong. This was not like playing twenty questions. This was like playing a video game where he knew there was a prize if he could just figure out how to get to it.
st:aos  kirk/spock  new-vulcan  sarek  mind-meld  drunk  bodies  firsttimes  fuckordie  shore-leave  toys  infirmary  <3 
march 2016 by runpunkrun
The Illusion of Something More - by TDazz
Two weeks after Jim happened upon a Vulcan rabbit in a chat room, he no longer needed to worry about how he was going to pay his rent.

Every evening, like clockwork, 'Mortimer' arrived at precisely 7:30 and sat at a table with 'Hudson'. They made a striking pair, and they often chatted in the open room for half an hour before retreating to a private channel where they typically spent three more hours in conversation.

Mortimer remained guarded, offering few clues as to his identity. It didn't really matter who he was. There was an element of truth to what he said; Jim could feel it in his gut.
st:aos  au  kirk/spock  sex-work  meet-as-kids  correspondence  virtualreality  phonesex  pining  firsttimes  toys  spock/uhura  <3 
february 2016 by runpunkrun
An Act of Kindness for One Harry Potter by a Sympathetic Draco Malfoy - by 0idontknow0
"Do you want the yolk a bit runny or what?" Boot asked.

"Terry, are you making Malfoy breakfast?" Potter asked, bewildered.

"Yeah," Boot said, nodding. "You want?"

"No thanks," Potter said.

"What of it, Potter?" Draco asked. The man had the gall to ignore him and head into the kitchen area instead. "Oi-"

"So, Malfoy's going to teach me yoga," Boot interrupted. "Want to join in?"

"You're barking," Potter said flatly, as he went for his morning cereal. "Absolutely barking. As if I'd let him teach me anything."

"I don't know, Potter," Draco said. "You could probably learn something from me. You could use some flexibility and core strength. Maybe then you'd have a better time shagging, because from what I've seen-"

Draco let out a shocked gasp when he felt something cold pouring onto his head, running through his hair and down his face. It was milk.

"Sorry but you're on your own, Terry," Potter said, already going into their room.

"Potter, you son of a bitch!"

"Oh, come on," Boot complained. "At least use the water for that. We have to buy milk, guys."
hp  harry/draco  afterthewar  college  roommates  st.mungo's  masturbation  toys  clothes  casual-sex  bottoming 
december 2015 by runpunkrun
Shore-leave and the Vulcan science officer - by Janice_Lester
Okay, so Spock is legitimately the best boyfriend Jim has ever had. He’s considerate, makes an effort to understand where you’re coming from, never seems to have bad days or bad moods, has a high respect for the human male libido and finds it logical—during off-duty hours—to indulge the same. Jim suspects the guy has not the first clue just how freaking sexy he is.

Jim’s doing his best to get used to their… audience. He is, really he is. And it’s not a problem when he’s topping, all his attention focused on making Spock fucking lose it, or when they do it in the challenging confines of their tiny shared shower stall (though there is a sort of sea-horse thing in there, which either sits propped up on the shampoo holder or else floats in its little floaty ring in the sink, its temperature-controlled colour-change hair slipping from yellow to orange and back again as the shower’s adjusted). But when Jim bottoms, when he’s obliged just to lie there with his legs open and let Spock go to town… or when Spock’s making one of his earnest scientific enquiries into Optimal Blowjob Techniques or whatever, Jim’s head has a tendency to loll in just such an inconvenient direction that his gaze will land on one of the shelves where the evil plastic horses stand, watching, looking ready to gallop forward like an unmanned cavalry charge and—

The thought of being gored to death by tiny plastic unicorns is a very effective boner-killer.

Really, Jim’s beginning to wonder whether it would be a bigger embarrassment to book Spock in for therapy for his horse-toy-collecting addiction, or himself in for treatment of his obviously debilitating plastic horse phobia.
st:aos  kirk/spock  horses  toys  crack 
november 2015 by runpunkrun
The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) - by eidheann, firethesound (Harry/Draco Collaboration Fest)
"I've got good news for you, Potter," Malfoy said, stripping off his gloves and pitching them into a nearby bin. "It's not real."

"What do you mean, it's not real?"

"Exactly what I said," Malfoy told him with an impatient little frown pinching the corners of his mouth. "It's not real."

"But," Harry said, looking down at the cock. Lacking any further attention, it had begun to droop a little, like a flower in need of watering. "It looks real."

"Yes, it certainly does," Malfoy agreed. "However, I can assure you that it's not. 'Is this a Splinching accident or a very realistic sex toy?' is unfortunately a question many Healers find themselves answering at one point or another in their careers. It's not the first time I've done it, and Merlin help me I'm certain it won't be the last."

Harry spared another moment to be grateful he wasn't a Healer. "Oh."

"Yes, oh." Malfoy picked up the penis, and Harry noticed that it started perking up again when he touched it, and dropped it back in the shoebox. "So while this has been fun, lost sex toys are not my department."

Malfoy left the exam room in another swirl of robes. Harry stared at the stack of forms and shoebox, and felt the dreadful certainty that lost sex toys were about to become his department.
hp  harry/draco  afterthewar  aurors  st.mungo's  toys 
august 2015 by runpunkrun
Last City - by zeitgeistic (faire_weather)
“I hate you,” Harry repeated. “I thought we were friends.”

“After this if you still want to be I’m totally down for it,” Ron said, still grinning. “What’s that they say? If your friendship can survive one party signing the other up for a magivised dating programme, it can survive anything.”

“No one’s ever said that before you,” said Harry.

Ron shrugged. “They will after this. Off you go, tiger. Make me proud.”
hp  harry/draco  harry&hermione  afterthewar  hollywood  dating  luna  friendship  toys  rejection  progeny  <3 
july 2015 by runpunkrun
anchises: Deceleration
John shifts, face down, his arms and legs stretched out on the bed, bound with belts to the four posts of the bed, just floating. Rodney walks by every so often and sometimes he slides a finger into John's hand, and John always squeezes back, two long squeezes and a short squeeze in Morse.
sga  mckay/sheppard  earthside  panic  hotel/motel  bdsm  kink  toys  bondage 
october 2013 by runpunkrun
Indebted to Lord Sheppard - by velocitygrass (2013 Harlequin Big Bang)
When Lord Sheppard offers that Rodney repay his debt to him in sexual services, Rodney takes the chance.
sga  au  mckay/sheppard  historical  harlequin  toys  D/s  size-kink 
april 2013 by runpunkrun
The Slow Seduction of John Sheppard - by admiralandrea (2010 Kink Big Bang)
"McKay, I've been drugged and whipped and beaten and I'd appreciate it if you'd give me a little space, right now," he said, words gritted out between clenched teeth.
sga  mckay/sheppard  captive  h/c  honesty  drugged  D/s  toys  spanking 
april 2013 by runpunkrun
sga_kinkmeme: Kink: A New Experience
Rodney's not a virgin but he's never found anyone he trusts to get kinky with. John's one kinky bastard and not only is he more than happy to introduce Rodney to new kinks, he gets off on Rodney's inexperience. I'd love to see Rodney squirming and even a little confused about what John's doing to him.
sga  mckay/sheppard  kink  toys  firsttimes  spanking 
march 2013 by runpunkrun
Mission John-fucks-Rodney - by velocitygrass (Porn Battle XIV)
John sighs happily and pushes his enormous cock up. Seriously, how has Rodney failed to notice its giant size. It's a monster.
sga  mckay/sheppard  kink  toys  bodies  size-kink 
january 2013 by runpunkrun
telesilla: My Dignity's Come Undone (sga_santa)
In 1984, being sixteen sucked. John's life had been a mixed up mess of hormones and confusion about his sexual identity and alienation at home and boredom at school and worry and...well, all in all, it had been a shitty year.

In 2010, with all those things long behind him, being sixteen was awesome.
sga  mckay/sheppard  2ndchildhood  kink  D/s  toys 
january 2012 by runpunkrun
shusu: So Far F*cked Up, It Came Out Right [1/2]
Joni hadn't started out attracted to McKay. It was just that practically the only guy Joni could flirt with was McKay. He was pleasantly oblivious; he had interesting skin that was always moist and reminded her of uncooked marshmallows; and he wasn't a Marine.
sga  au  mckay/sheppard  genderswap:cis  toys  mpreg  <3 
october 2011 by runpunkrun
Male Enhancement (Flesh and Blood Version) - by lavvyan
Rodney got his new SX-7 two weeks after he'd ordered it. Him. It. Whatever.
sga  au  mckay/sheppard  robots  toys  jeannie 
september 2011 by runpunkrun
Walk in the Sun - by busaikko (sga_kinkmeme)
John hadn't been sure at first that he could pull off giving Rodney orders. Dressing up has always just been about feeling beautiful. Rodney had given John a hopeful look and said, "Beautiful and powerful?"
sga  mckay/sheppard  D/s  crossdressing  kink  clothes  toys  <3 
may 2011 by runpunkrun
Improvising - by busaikko (Vala/Cam/John)
"Look," Cam said, caught between laughter and horror, "Vala, see, these things are not actually sex toys."
sga  sg1  threesome  mitchell  vala  toys  bondage  kink  earthside 
march 2011 by runpunkrun
sga_kinkmeme: McKay's a Cat Person
John/Rodney, bestiality. John is temporarily transformed into a cat.
sga  mckay/sheppard  bodyswap  cats  kink  toys 
february 2011 by runpunkrun
zinfic: Purely Scientific Reasons, Of Course
It looked like, well, a plastic dick, to be honest. Not huge, maybe a little bigger than average, but amazingly life-like. The package had a little sticker with the words design by Rodney McKay, patent pending.
sga  au  mckay/sheppard  toys 
march 2009 by runpunkrun
villainny: The Future Mrs McKaytoe Head
He carefully clicked a smile into place and turned, drawling a greeting. "McKay."
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  toys 
november 2008 by runpunkrun
Healing Station Argh - by toft
"Oh god," Rodney said weakly, "Ronon was in Pegasus General Hospital."
sga  pegging  ronon/teyla  ronon  pregnancy  hollywood  groupsex  ot4  threesome  mckay/sheppard  toys 
october 2008 by runpunkrun
unamaga & kashmir1: Plug and Play
Rodney slips the plug into him in the goddamn parking lot of their hotel, of all places.
sga  mckay/sheppard  kink  toys  bdsm 
september 2008 by runpunkrun
Selfish - by Helenish
John is pretty sure they're in love, so it's too bad that Rodney is a selfish sack of shit in bed.
sga  mckay/sheppard  firsttimes  toys  voyeurism/exhibitionism 
august 2008 by runpunkrun
How I Spent My Summer Vacation By Dr. M. Rodney McKay, PhD PhD - by facetofcathy
"We can fly to wherever it is your weird brother lives, stay there until I catch you going for your gun and then we can go visit Jeannie and you can watch me. Waddaya think? Good idea or drunk idea?"
sga  earthside  mckay/sheppard  dave  jeannie  roadtrip  out  hotel/motel  toys  beach 
july 2008 by runpunkrun
neevebrody: The Easier it Looks, the Harder it Hooks
"You said you could do it, Rodney," John says, turning back to his magazine. "I think the word you used was 'easy,' that it would be easy to go a week without touching."
sga  mckay/sheppard  voyeurism/exhibitionism  toys  kink  masturbation 
june 2008 by runpunkrun
kassrachel: New Sensation (animal, vegetable, or mineral challenge)
"Tisla root," Teyla says, with satisfaction. "I am pleased to have a source for them again. The Athosians made many uses of them."
sga  ot4  groupsex  toys  mckay/sheppard  ronon/teyla 
june 2008 by runpunkrun
Harmonic Function - by shaenie
"Yeah, a mindfuck wasn't really on my agenda, Doctor," John drawls, sardonic just to get things moving, but McKay just gives him another one of those broad, genuine smiles. He's the weirdest top ever.
sga  mckay/sheppard  kink  bdsm  hotel/motel  math  toys  D/s  negotiation 
june 2008 by runpunkrun
thingswithwings: Read My Mind
In his befuddled state, he thinks he feels something on his back, something cold and soft rubbing at the space between his t-shirt and his boxers.
sga  mckay/sheppard  toys  ancientech  kink  tentacles 
february 2008 by runpunkrun
siriaeve: Crush Girl Love More
He blinks, breath backing up in his chest. "I feel like . . . I should, maybe offer token objection," he says in a rush. "My masculinity and, you know, stuff."
sga  mckay/teyla  toys  pegging 
february 2008 by runpunkrun
anyanka_eg: Intolerable [1/3]
When the scientist turned back, he had a long string of different sized glass and plastic beads and a tube of lube in his hand.
sga  mckay/sheppard  toys  bdsm 
december 2007 by runpunkrun
A Kind of Natural Thing - shetiger
Rodney can't go on any off-world missions until he gets the casts off, of course, and John catches him staring morosely at whiteboards and computer keyboards more than once. John assumes that's why Rodney's been getting extra-cranky lately.
sga  mckay/sheppard  toys  fuckbuddy 
november 2007 by runpunkrun
thingswithwings: comment porn
Rodney has a habit of confessing his sexual fantasies when he's a little drunk.
sga  mckay/sheppard  drunk  toys  bondage 
september 2007 by runpunkrun
boochicken: Men of Action (doppleganger challenge)
"Look, the joints are fully articulated!" Rodney bent the arm of his at an impossible angle and grinned. "Do you know how much people pay for this kind of detail?"
sga  toys 
july 2007 by runpunkrun
alizarin_nyc: Special Favors
"I have always wanted to try this," Teyla said, fingering the silk weave of a harness.
sga  mckay/teyla  toys  pegging 
june 2007 by runpunkrun
crysothemis: Proxy
John searched the box for a catch and didn't find one, but then the lid popped open, all by itself. The interior was lined with what looked like blue silk, and in the center nestled an object that looked like . . . a wrinkled pink slug.
sga  mckay/sheppard  ancientech  toys 
june 2007 by runpunkrun
liviapenn: Rodney Loves Pegasus (The Good Parts Version)
Rodney blurted out the first true thing that came to mind and hopefully wouldn't get him punched in the face, which was, "I always wanted to try that."
sga  mckay/teyla  f/f  porn  toys  pegging 
june 2007 by runpunkrun
mmmchelle: John Sheppard, Curious Guy
"Maybe," Rodney said. After a moment he added, "Is that what this is about? Are you trying to come out to me?" Shuffling his feet, John looked down at the ground. "Yes?"
sga  mckay/sheppard  toys  firsttimes 
may 2007 by runpunkrun
ladycat777: All Hues (sequel to "With Shifting Change")
Watching Rodney has always been one of John’s kinks. He isn’t ashamed to admit it—Rodney has fantastic hands, big and blunt and deft, and he loves to touch things, especially sexual things.
sga  genderswap  mckay/sheppard  toys  pegging 
march 2007 by runpunkrun
My boyfriend went to an alien planet, and all he got me was a lousy ... - by soraya2004
"Oh my God, this is like my all-time worst nightmare!" Rodney said bitterly. Not one single blonde, and how, on planet Playboy, was that even possible?
sga  mckay/sheppard  off-world  toys 
february 2007 by runpunkrun
wolfshark: Failing to See
They beat Teyla and Rodney back, but only by a few minutes. "Everyone find what they were looking for?"
sga  mckay/sheppard  toys  off-world 
february 2007 by runpunkrun
A Many-Splendored Thing - by mmmchelle and thegrrrl2002
"Shouldn't that be somewhere else, maybe powering something?" John asked shifting his gaze from Rodney to the ZPM on the floor near Rodney's bed.
sga  mckay/sheppard  zpm  toys 
october 2006 by runpunkrun
mmmchelle: Six Characters in Search of an Orgasm
"What is this made of?" she asked Dr. McKay, holding the object out for him to take. Clearly reluctant, he accepted it. "It feels like silicone." He looked at Colonel Sheppard. "They have silicone and this is what they make it into."
sga  toys  mckay/sheppard  ronon/weir  teyla/other  f/f  heightmeyer 
september 2006 by runpunkrun
Experimental Method - by shetiger
"Whatcha got there, Rodney?" John couldn't help grinning as Rodney looked up, wide-eyed panic fading away as he realized that John was the one who'd caught him with...whatever it was
sga  mckay/sheppard  toys  ancientech 
august 2006 by runpunkrun
wesleysgirl: Something Interesting
Rodney's voice was muffled by the pillow. "Yes, all right? Yes. Just do it already. What are you waiting -- "
sga  mckay/sheppard  toys  bed 
august 2006 by runpunkrun
scribblinlenore: Spirit of Adventure
Elizabeth and Teyla work well together, John thinks in a daze, as they tag-team him to strip off his clothes.
sga  teyla  weir  f/f  threesome  sheppard/teyla  sheppard/weir  toys  pegging 
july 2006 by runpunkrun
ellex42: Quality Time (Exhaustion challenge)
Dear lord, it was what it looked like. An eager little shudder passed through him at the thought.
sga  mckay  toys  masturbation 
july 2006 by runpunkrun

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