Twilight Galaxy - slash4femme - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
That time France woke up with tentacles instead of legs and everything that happened after ...
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:France  Trope:Creatures  Trope:Porn 
5 days ago
Finding After - xtwilightzx (blackidyll) - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
Even though Hong Kong knew his strong ties with the United Kingdom were often due to his status as a economic hub in that area of Asia, England always seemed to come for more. Even after more than a decade of sporadic drop ins, Hong Kong still didn't know what that was.
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:Hong_Kong  Theme:Family 
5 days ago
Si Creabis, Fit Redunda., strangeselkie: copperbadge: kiralamouse: ...
If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

It’s also a pun with a third meaning. There’s the sex sense of much ado about “nothing”, there’s the obvious sense that people today see, and then there’s the fact that in Shakespeare’s day, “nothing” was pronounced pretty much the same as “noting”, which was a term used for gossip. So, “Flamewar Over Rumors” works as a title interpretation, too.

The reason we call Shakespeare a genius is that he can make a pussy joke in the same exact words he uses to make biting social commentary about letting unverified gossip take over the discourse.

So like.

A truly accurate modern translation would be “I Cunt Believe He Said That”?

Culture:Media  Culture:Funny 
5 days ago
Bittersweet Chariot - maxcellwire - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
“You know, Angleterre, sometimes I doubt you ever grew up. You are still just as childish as you were in the 300s,” France said grandly, examining his nails as he perched on the arm of England’s sofa. “No mature nation would behave like this, I can assure you.”

He glanced over his shoulder to where said nation was curled in the corner of the sofa, nose buried in a book, and sighed dramatically. Trying to negotiate with England when he was in one of these moods was like trying to wade through treacle. How he’d put up with it for two thousand years France would never understand.
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:France  Trope:Funny 
5 days ago
The Whole Of It - Ariasune - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
England eyed James carefully between two darkened green eyes. "Agnes haunts Holyrood." James carefully pulled at England's hair, twisting it in his fingers, and England let the monarch stroke at his hair. England was not James' by birth, but a triviality, an extra. England smirked to himself, aware he was the superior of the nations James had. Perfectly aware to what depths a person would go, and what heights he would claw for England.
!F:Hetalia  C:England 
5 days ago
Morrigan - Ariasune - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
Britannia gazed down frankly into widened, and intense - like difficulty swallowing, and clumped sand - green eyes. The toddler was alert, and perfectly still, staring back at her, and she adjusted the grip she had under his coltish legs - she suspected he would grow to be scrawny and slender, deer-delicate and thin. Were it not for the venomous bright eyes, like shaded trees, and puddled ferns, she could see nothing of herself in him. Not just colour, however, even as she blinked equally deep, and multi-faceted green eyes, but personality. The wary plated jade was an unfurled burst of character, and the deep pupils were dilated and darkened with a contrary strength. Burning; inexorable forests of curiousity and waiting, fury. His bones would forever jut out from under his skin, more so as he grew older and shed his cub fat, but perhaps this would be tempered with height. Britannia brushed away one of her long, wild curls of red hair, as it tickled the child's wrinkling nose, and pushed the hair back behind her ears. This little one, unlike Alba, did not have her fiery hair, and instead scruffy, almost feathery, hair adorned him like a crown of thorns. Its colour stank; a pale, filmy washed out sunlight; almost-resin blond. But the child frowned, appraising her with loud expressions and soft frowns, eyes a wild shout of emotion. This babe would never be a washed out creature.
!F:Hetalia  C:England 
5 days ago
Custard Creams - maxcellwire - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
“I think I’ll leave my house to Canada, because I know he’ll take care of it well, and he seems to like it when he comes over for a visit. To America I bequeath my car so he stops begging to borrow it, my brothers can have my money – God knows they’ll need it – and Peter can have the London flat just in case he grows up, which is never going to happen.” He tapped the pen against his lips as he thought and France watched him with a curious smile. “Hmm...I suppose I’ll dish the rest out among my colonies-“

“Former colonies.”

“-since that would only be fair. Oh, and Romano can have what remains of my pirate days, just to terrorise Spain. Norway and Romania are the only ones I trust enough with my spells book, so that’s an obvious choice. To my dear friend Japan, I leave the contents of my library, and I suppose I ought to give Prussia my bass guitar, to complete his one man band project or whatever it is.

“And none for you, France.” England grinned wickedly, sniffling and glancing over at France as he finished off his impromptu will with a flourish. The Frenchman shrugged, however, which England had not been expecting.

“That’s okay, mon amour, I’ll just have your body.” The look England gave him was priceless.
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:France  Trope:Funny 
5 days ago
Concepts - saelbu - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
England the self-proclaimed gentleman would never sleep in the middle of a meeting. Oh right… there was that one instance, but it was during a war and at the time England was doing most of the fighting.

Thus, America found the solution to his tedium, digging into his briefcase he found one of Japan’s leftover accessories from one of his cosplay events, a pair of blond cat ears.


Author’s Note: Too much Sword Art Online created this…

Summary: An old persona returns…

Summary: Arthur was possessed by a spirit of an Incubus.

Summary: The nations’ bosses came up with an idea to get their countries to get along or at least attempt to…
!F:Hetalia  C:England  Kink:Indulgent_Worship 
5 days ago
Your Excuse (For A Lover) - InTheLoft - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
England cannot count the number of times he and France have fallen into bed after battles, angry and biting and clawing and snapping. France is a destructive tendency himself, composed of a million of them - smoke and wine and sex. Somehow, when he puts his hands on England’s waist, it does not burn away the anger anymore. Somewhere along the way, maybe in the trenches or maybe afterwards, in that dark little room in Paris, France’s kisses turned sweet again, gentle along the lines of England’s jaw, his neck, his arms.

Or - France and England, 1066 to 1994.
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:France 
5 days ago
mrevaunit42: dragonwitch21: amuseoffyre: ... | Caffeine and Magix
Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”

“I wanted to go to art school, but no! You had to kill my sister and make me enact her 37 step plan on what to do in case she was murdered!”

“Look, if it was up to me I would be sitting at home watching movies, eating fast food without a care in the world but my mom was very specific in her will and if I want my inheritance, I need to follow this plan to the letter. I don’t know what this guy did to her but man did she hold a grudge.” 

“I knew your husband, he was a good hero. He would have wanted you to keep doing good deeds in his stead—“

“Actually, he wanted me to finish his bucket list for him and robbing a bank is on there,like, fifty times.”
5 days ago
Massage or Grope Session? - saelbu - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
Not many think of England in an erotic light anymore due to his gentlemanly and prudish personality. However there was a time when he was considered to be one of the sexiest nations in the world, what happens when they are suddenly reminded of it…Suggestive themes...
!F:Hetalia  C:England  Kink:Indulgent_Worship 
6 days ago
gonna give my heart away - kevystel - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
England asks, how long have you loved me? (No, England wouldn’t ask that, it is not in his nature; he would only wonder.) He says never, and always, and not yet.

‘Why do I bother,’ England grumbles, catching the lapels of France’s waistcoat to bring him nearer — England’s nose is cold and he misses France’s mouth at first, kisses his jaw instead, breathes, and it’s awkward and uncomfortable and perfect.

France does not think exactly what his leaders think and can’t be expected to. There’s too much of him to agree with himself at any time. Here is England, whom France could love, if only he were not England. Here’s France and the living and the dead shouting across the water. Their bitter quarrels, their long silences. France forgets; in place of a greeting, he says in French, you look beautiful, and England pretends not to understand.

So. When France thinks of England, he isn’t thinking anything at all. He feels… what? Only time swimming behind his eyelids. He is fat with voices. It’ll be a hundred different things at once: a warm smoky night in a Calais inn, America, Agincourt, England’s sharp smirk glinting in the Hall of Mirrors. The London fog clinging to their backs.
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:France 
6 days ago
Bootstraps - emmaliza - Hetalia - Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
"You could leave if you wanted to." And maybe Australia notices England's flinch, but he ignores it under 'but I'll never want to leave'. Warnings: stalking/obsession, non-consensual sexual actions, violence, discussion of war, really horrible racism.
!F:Hetalia  C:Australia  C:England  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Dark!Character(s)  Kink:Obssessive  Kink:Possessive 
6 days ago
A mess of me - Dovey - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
In which Sai is a good ANBU agent with an unusual hobby, and Sakura grows up with a #1 fan rooting for her....even if she doesn't know it.

Or: Sai starts stalking Sakura when they're both young to satisfy his curiousity about 'normalcy', gets attached, and eventually gets very frustrated that nobody else seems to notice her potential as a shinobi and takes matters into his own hands- and delights in being Sakura's prime source of validation because of it.
!F:Naruto  C:Sai(Naruto)  C:Sakura_Haruno  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Kink:Obssessive  Kink:Protective  Trope:BAMF 
7 days ago
Too used to being listened to - burntcopper - Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis [Archive of Our Own]
AU of the National Service series, aka what happened when Edmund decided *not* to get recruited by the secret service.
!F:Good_Omens  !F:Narnia  C:Edmund_Pevensie  Trope:Crossover  Type:Series 
7 days ago
The Shadows Feel Like Home - burntcopper - Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis [Archive of Our Own]
In which the Pevensies trip, fall, and somehow end up in Torchwood. It's not Susan's fault she shot an alien that was trying to kill Jack Harkness.
!F:Doctor_Who/Torchwood  !F:Narnia  C:Edmund_Pevensie  C:Lucy_Pevensie  C:Peter_Pevensie  C:Susan_Pevensie  Trope:Crossover  Type:Series 
7 days ago
Might Shape Up Well - burntcopper - Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis [Archive of Our Own]
Soldiering is soldiering, even when you're using a gun rather than a sword. And they're underestimating you because of your age. (post-PC)
!F:Narnia  C:Peter_Pevensie  Trope:BAMF  Type:Masterchapter  Type:Series 
7 days ago
Two Men In A Bar - Nabielka - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
“I could make you a king,” Tom said, because like the many spoiled heirs who used to sneer at him in the corridors, muggles were foolish enough to believe that power could be handed over on a platter.
!F:Harry_Potter  !F:Narnia  C:Voldemort  Trope:Crossover 
9 days ago
Nothing Alike - triste - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
"From this day on, England’s special relationship will now be with Canada!"
!F:Hetalia  C:Canada  C:England 
9 days ago
oh Lazarus, how did your debts get paid - blackkat - Bleach [Archive of Our Own]
Every soul has to come from somewhere. Starrk's origins are just a little more complicated than he realized.
!F:Harry_Potter  !F:Bleach  Trope:Crossover 
9 days ago
Waste Not, Want Not - triste - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
England was nothing like France. Poncing around in women’s clothing was not one of his hobbies. Besides, he wasn’t even drunk. He might have been more susceptible to Hong Kong’s request otherwise. “Because it’s my birthday,” just didn’t cut it.

Maybe it was payback for what he had done to Hong Kong when he’d been younger, making him wear formal, unfamiliar apparel, teaching him how to be a proper gentleman. He hadn’t seemed to resent it too much at the time, not that he ever really made his opinion known. He had always been a quiet child, an obedient child, who did whatever England told him. Now their roles were very much reversed, with Hong Kong being the one to dress England in what he wanted, being the one to tell England what to do instead of it being the other way around.

The words “I want” sounded strange coming from Hong Kong’s lips after so many years of hearing “I understand” and “as you wish”. He wasn’t a child anymore. His desires were those of an adult’s.

“You’re a pervert,” England accused.

“So are you,” Hong Kong countered.

England couldn’t argue with that.
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:Hong_Kong  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Porn 
10 days ago
Just Between Us - triste - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
Hungary took great pride in her collection of adult DVDs. Where she managed to hide them during room inspections was anyone’s guess, but exposing Seychelles to her guilty pleasures had produced a rather unwelcome effect.

They were starting to give her strange ideas.

Those ideas had recently been manifesting themselves in her sleep. It was always the same dream, always involving the same person, always with Seychelles doing the same things.

She’d been dreaming about England, about giving him a taste of his own medicine by letting him know what it felt like to be owned. She dreamed about turning the tables by being the one to put a collar on him, by having him being the one to follow orders and do as Seychelles said.

It didn’t stop at Seychelles bossing him about. She would dream of gagging him, blindfolding him, tying him up, and generally establishing her dominance over the man who, in reality, wielded so much power.

It was hot, not to mention very, very wrong.

Seychelles blamed it on the porn.
!F:Hetalia  C:England  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:Porn 
10 days ago
Better Than - triste - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
“No, it’s okay,” America said, feeling guilty. “I don’t want to rush you. It’s just... y’know?”

England nodded. “You’re different from everyone else. That’s why I wanted it to be special.”

“Oh.” Now America understood. “It’s your first time. It has to be memorable for all the right reasons.”

“No,” England said slowly, “it’s not the first. Haven’t I told you that?”

“Sure. I get it.” America winked. England was obviously lying to save face. America supposed he couldn’t blame him. He had to be embarrassed.
!F:Hetalia  C:America  C:England  Trope:Porn 
10 days ago
Mistaken Identity - triste - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
In retrospect, Canada supposed he should have known things would turn out like this.
!F:Hetalia  C:Canada  C:England  Trope:Amazing 
11 days ago
Preferences - triste - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
"Oh for Christ’s sake," England said irritably. "Stop feeling threatened by an inanimate object."
!F:Hetalia  C:America  C:England  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Porn 
11 days ago
Fair Enough - triste - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
"When we’re done drinking, let’s find something else to steal. Make sure it’s ridiculously expensive. It’ll piss France off."
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:Hong_Kong  Trope:Amazing 
11 days ago
(I'm an) Animal - pastelfeathers - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
“No, hold up, hold up,” says N’Jadaka with a disbelieving laugh, “I ain’t got my answer yet. Are you actually sitting on the throne with cat ears and a tail right now?”

With great dignity, T’Challa says, “They are panther ears.”

!F:Black_Panther  C:Erik_Killmonger  C:T'Challa  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:Funny  Trope:Fix-It 
12 days ago
Case of the Missing Nation - pupeez4eva - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
Finland looked confused. "Germany's missing?" he repeated. "What makes you say that?"

"He's not here," America replied.

Finland blinked. "That's...it."

"We have a missing person case," Japan said, trying to hide his smile as he said the words. "We're trying to find the last person who saw him."

"Might have been me," Finland said, looking thoughtful.

Everyone stared at him.

"Wait...what?" America asked, slowly.

"...I was the last person who saw him?"

And then the room was plunged into darkness.


America screamed and threw himself at Japan, who let out a cry of surprise and tumbled to the floor.
!F:Hetalia  C:America  C:England  C:Germany  C:France  C:Japan  Trope:Funny 
12 days ago
An Englishman in Konoha - pupeez4eva - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Itachi Uchiha is a strange child, who regularly converses with things no one else can see, drinks far too much tea, and has a strong and unyielding obsession with being the best big brother ever (or, in a world where England is reborn into the Naruto universe, Itachi ends up a little…different).
!F:Hetalia  !F:Naruto  C:England  C:Naruto_Uzumaki  C:Sakura_Haruno  C:Sasuke_Uchiha  C:Uchiha_Itachi  Trope:Crossover 
13 days ago
Negative Correlation - writingandchocolatemilk - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
"You know," Russia said, stealing England's cigarette and taking a drag, "you aren't very attractive."

England recoiled. "Excuse me?"

Anonymous said : Maybe RusEng with some jealous FrUS?
!F:Hetalia  C:America  C:England  C:France  C:Russia  Kink:Jealousy 
13 days ago
Never Name Your Glasses After Texas - pupeez4eva - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
Japan's eyes widened. "America-san...are you saying...you lost your virginity to...England!" - A slight misunderstanding gives everyone the wrong idea.
!F:Hetalia  C:America  C:England  Trope:Funny 
13 days ago
The Talk That Never Happened - pupeez4eva - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
It was a bright and sunny afternoon when America curiously asked England, "you know that sex thing France is always talking about? I was just wondering...do you really have to take your clothes off to do it?"

After much horrified contemplation England decided - mostly against his will, as France had come up with the idea after England had made the mistake of mentioning it to him -that it was high time that America received the talk. Of course, that other fellow...what was his name again? Oh yes, Canada. Well, he'd need to learn as well.
!F:Hetalia  C:America  C:Canada  C:England  C:France  Trope:Funny 
13 days ago
Preventative Measures - triste - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
“I believe so.” Russia chuckled. “Imagine that, the two of us, all alone together. Whatever shall we do to entertain ourselves?”

“We drink,” England said firmly.

To hell with abstaining. There would be no way of getting through the next seven days without alcohol. Blotto, England was capable of surviving anything. Not having any recollection of whatever happened afterwards would only be a bonus.

“Oh my.” Russia regarded him coyly. “Are you sure that’s wise?”

“Bring out the booze! But hide all your pens. You won’t be getting my signature that easily.”

“I’m not sure I follow, but that doesn’t seem to be a terribly preventative measure. After all, why use ink when you can use blood?”
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:Russia  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Funny 
13 days ago
America, You Idiot: pyrrhiccomedy
"Hey, does the Commonwealth do anything?"

England dropped his hand and peered at him. "What?"

"The Commonwealth!" America repeated. "I mean, I hear you and Canada talk about it all the time, and…it's got Australia and New Zealand in it too, right? Like…all your former colonies. Except for me, obviously. So, like…India, and…bits of South Africa? And places like that--"

England could strangle him. "Yes, it includes many countries, why in God's name are you asking about it?"

"Well, is it…" America stopped and chewed his lip. "…Is it fun?"

England stared at him for a few seconds, then slowly covered his face with his hands.
!F:Hetalia  C:America  C:England  Kink:Jealousy 
13 days ago
The Waters And The Wild: pyrrhiccomedy
The fairies came in twos and threes; they sat on the mushroom caps, and the low tree branches, and their wings winked at him like light on the water. England felt himself sitting up straighter, felt himself smiling; the fairies liked him, they always had. Eventually his favorite one showed up, the white one with the red hat, and that was how England knew it was all right to begin.

"It's no use," he said without preamble; "Edwin doesn't believe in you either. …I shouldn't mind the Christians so much if they weren't all so dead set against you."

A wave of disappointment dulled the fairy wings. The red capped fairy turned in a loop, then alighted on England's shoulder. She whispered in his ear.

"No, we certainly shall not kill them," England replied crossly. "Or the new king. That won't solve anything."
!F:Hetalia  C:England  Trope:Amazing 
13 days ago
We Shall Not Flag Or Fail: pyrrhiccomedy
"I envy them," France mumbled. He clenched his stomach and made himself straighten above his feet. "But your whole navy would not be sufficient to evacuate us before Germany closed the trap."

"Then anyone who doesn't fit on the boats I'll tether to the bloody sternposts," England snapped. "Surely you're not thinking of giving up already."

Already. France reached into his coat and lay his fingertips inside his bleeding wounds; he gave a hollow laugh. "Never, mon cher; how could you think it?"

"Too right. So stay on your fucking feet, or else by God I'll kick you all the way to Dunkirk." England jammed the map into his pocket and moved away from France's side.

France looked after him.

He could not stay on his feet for six more days, of course. That was impossible.

But just as impossible: to endure England's attempts to mock his spine back into him while he bled to death on a cattle road.
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:France 
13 days ago
Best Served Cold - ani_bester - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
Wales decides to use some magic to get back at England over some nasty insults England made about the Welsh language while drunk. But what he has planned, as England finds out, is not as horrible as England worried.

Sibling fluff, with minor bits of guilty historical angst on England's part.
!F:Hetalia  C:England  C:Wales  Theme:Family 
13 days ago
Reveille - silverlined - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
A round up of my Black Panther tumblr shorts, headcanons and drabbles.

1. MITverse: you never know who you'll meet in college
2. MITverse timestamp: and drive
3. Sugar daddy AU: there's nothing like a well dressed man (spoiler: it's not actually a sugar daddy au)
!F:Black_Panther  C:Erik_Killmonger  C:T'Challa  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:Amazing 
14 days ago
The Challenge - pastelfeathers - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
“The sun has almost set,” Zuri says solemnly, “you will be the last challenger. Declare your intentions.”

“I am N’Jadaka, son of N’Jobu of the Golden Tribe” says Erik, eyes intent upon T’Challa, “and I am here to challenge for the right to be the king’s alpha.”
!F:Black_Panther  C:Erik_Killmonger  C:T'Challa  Trope:Alternate_Universe 
14 days ago
owldork1998: shevni: rogha: I hate in the MCU... | Caffeine and Magix
I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy percent of humanity isn’t really angry all the time like catch these hands motherfucker I’ve bitten people for trying to steal my chips you think you can just steal my whole fucking planet YEET HERE COME MY TEETH film people be using responses to natural disasters but I promise if human sized things came to throw down humanity would be ready to fuck them up like yeah you got laser guns I got this dope ass stick I just found let’s go you ugly fuck
!F:Avengers  #F:Meta  Trope:Funny 
14 days ago
Waking Dream - flamethrower - Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace [Archive of Our Own]
A simple injury during what should have been a routine mission brings shocking changes to the lives of Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi, and may alter the future of the Jedi Order.
!F:Star_Wars  C:Anakin_Skywalker  C:Obi-Wan_Kenobi  C:Qui-Gon_Jin  Theme:Time_Travel  Trope:Fix-It  Type:Series 
16 days ago
survival of the fittest - cywscross - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
[Part 1 of Unexpected, You and I (But Not Unwelcome)] Sakura is thirteen, still a Genin, lost in the middle of Earth Country, lugging an unconscious Chuunin around, and so far beyond scared that she's moved right on to pissed off.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Friendship - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Words: 26,249 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9h ago - Status: Complete - id: 10951939

[Naruto touches something he shouldn't and Sakura and Shikamaru end up stranded in Earth country and have to get home. Really great kickass!Sakura fic where she's completely in character and not in any way powered up but still manages to be brave, resourceful and amazing.]
!F:Naruto  C:Sakura_Haruno  C:Shikamaru_Nara  Trope:BAMF  Trope:Best_In_Fandom  Checkforupdates 
16 days ago
Spin - metisket - Fullmetal Alchemist [Archive of Our Own]
Ed knows a hundred ways to kill a person organized into ten distinct degrees of painful, but only the most basic first aid. And if that doesn’t say it all.
!F:Full_Metal_Alchemist  C:Edward_Elric  C:Roy_Mustang  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Dark!Universe  Type:Series 
16 days ago
Theory and Practice - metisket - Fullmetal Alchemist [Archive of Our Own]
Sequel to In Defiance of Reason and Justifying the Means.

Ed took a trip out East for automail maintenance, and came back with a Xingian prince and a suicidal plan involving lots of explosions. Maes was coming to expect this sort of behavior from Ed.
!F:Full_Metal_Alchemist  C:Edward_Elric  C:Roy_Mustang  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Dark!Universe  Type:Series 
16 days ago
Justifying the Means - metisket - Fullmetal Alchemist [Archive of Our Own]
In which Ed becomes Central's local vigilante, thereby becoming Maes's problem. Roy finds something poetic in this.

He looked nervous, and nerves were never something you wanted to see in a person who might fly off the handle and kill everyone in sight, Maes reflected.
!F:Full_Metal_Alchemist  C:Edward_Elric  C:Roy_Mustang  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Dark!Universe  Type:Series 
16 days ago
What You Make of It - metisket - D.Gray-man [Archive of Our Own]
In which the Elrics were Cross's apprentices along with Allen. It's hard to say whether this was more traumatizing for Cross or for the Elrics.

Ed shifted into a belligerent sprawl and accidentally kicked a shriveled head across the room. This place freaking screamed ‘decorated by Allen Walker.’
!F:D_Gray_Man  !F:Full_Metal_Alchemist  C:Alphonse_Elric  C:Allen_Walker  C:Edward_Elric  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Funny 
16 days ago
annerbhp (edg3ydaddies: emysabath: thorinobsessed: ...)
After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.”

Thor: *nodding* “Right.”

Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight.  We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.”

Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along”

Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.”

Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight”

Steve:  “So now we’re not friends anymore.”

Thor: “… you lost me.”
!F:Avengers  !F:Thor  Trope:Funny  #F:Meta 
17 days ago
pick it up, pick it all up and start again - Annerb - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
The thing about war is that it never ends. Not really. The battlefields just change locations. Harry and Ginny after the war. (Sequel to The Changeling)
!F:Harry_Potter  C:Ginny_Weasley  C:Harry_Potter  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:BAMF  Trope:Best_In_Fandom  Type:Series  Type:Medium_Length 
17 days ago
Perfect Fitting - manic_intent - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
“Ready?” T’Challa asked, as one of the Primes let him into M’Baku’s suite. He frowned as he noticed M’Baku in his Jabari leather vest and breeches by the balcony. “You’re not ready.”

M’Baku muttered something under his breath. He’d been looking out over Geneva, oblivious to the biting cold. Below, people were hurrying past on sidewalks under the morning frost. “I don’t like this city.”

“It’s not so bad. Compared to some others. Come on, M’Baku. I had a set of clothes sent to you.” T’Challa looked at the Primes, who were all dressed in full Jabari wood armour. “And your Primes.”

M’Baku looked T’Challa over. “Oh, so it wasn’t a joke.”
!F:Black_Panther  C:M'Baku  C:T'Challa 
17 days ago
Five/Ainley!Master Marriage Crack - Tea Party
Summary: Utter crack. After Five Doctors, the Doctor fails to escape Responsibility and, to add insult to injury, is presented with a long-outstanding marriage contract.
!F:Doctor_Who/Torchwood  C:The_Doctor  C:The_Master  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Porn  Kink:Obssessive  Kink:Possessive  Kink:Drugged  Type:Masterchapter  Type:Series 
21 days ago
Hanging Tree - ChuckleVoodoos - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Will has often wondered sort of person his soulmate must be, to have cast such a sinister mark onto his skin. The larger the mark, the stronger the bond, the stronger the influence of the other partner. He thinks of the marks he’s seen—pastel flowers, shimmering butterflies, tender words of love and connection.

He gets a twisted tree right out of Halloween Town.
!F:Hannibal  C:Hannibal_Lecter  C:Will_Graham  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:Amazing  Kink:Drugged  Kink:Manipulation  Kink:Mind_Control 
24 days ago
Bloodline - xzombiexkittenx - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Someone is murdering fledgling vampires and it's up to Will Graham to figure out whodunnit while coming to grips with his own undeath. Ostensibly, Hannibal Lecter, whose noble and ancient linage opens doors for the investigation, is supposed to be helping. Helping, is not the term Will would use.
!F:Hannibal  C:Hannibal_Lecter  C:Will_Graham  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:BAMF  Trope:Vampire/Werewolves  Trope:Dark!Character(s)  Trope:Porn 
28 days ago
the reason for stars
“Ah. Nothing to kill, when everything is dead.”

This is not said with any bitterness. It is not. But Erik must—know it, anyhow, because his smile sharpens into a sickle. “Believe me, I tried,” he says, and he is watching T’Challa’s face like an animal stalking its prey. “But you know, after the third time I was torn apart by panther claws, I decided to stop trying. Dead and bored is better than undying agony, you know?”

T’Challa cannot quite keep the horror from his face. He looks past Erik, to where the ghostly black panthers prowl the edges of the court, laze in the nonexistent sun. Their eyes are stars in the purple-dark. “You—”

Erik’s sickle-grin looks brittle, suddenly, and T’Challa cannot help but wonder how many times Erik tried to kill their forebearers. He doubts it was only three. “Relax,” Erik says, and T’Challa blinks. “Ancestors taught me my place. Now I shoot hoops.”

T’Challa exhales. “How do you play? I’ve witnessed others play it in America, but never—”

Erik’s face does something strange, or perhaps too many things at once.

~do you think after all was said and done Tchalla attampted to visit eric in plains of the afterlife.~
!F:Black_Panther  C:Erik_Killmonger  C:T'Challa 
4 weeks ago
the reason for stars
this is startlingly true, and not helped at all by how the camera lingers lovingly and agonizingly on chadwick boseman’s face like he wandered into a remake of the passion of joan of arc one day and never left.

(chadwick boseman has the….softest, most expressive eyes, it’s difficult not to be wooed by him just generally existing.)

then add in the fact that t’challa wears his noblesse oblige so lightly, while clearly taking his duties very seriously—I love how t’challa’s doubt isn’t that he can be king, or that he has a duty to be king, but whether he will be a good king. (I’ve never really bought into the whole, “the best leaders are the ones who don’t want to lead” thing, that seems a short route to a lot of unhappy people, including your leader.) Plus! T’Challa so obviously loves the people around him, and respects his advisors; he trusts them, while weighing their guidance against his own opinion.

like. I’m in love with him, and he’s fake, I can’t imagine anyone sitting in the same room as him and………remaining unmoved.
#F:Meta  !F:Black_Panther  C:T'Challa 
4 weeks ago
the reason for stars
“So, I was thinking about Easter Service.”  Said father Patrick one afternoon while dad was doing his computer science homework at the church because his dorm was a barely-standing fire hazard and the library was where you went to have sex.

“Well, we do re-enactments for christmas.  Why not on easter?  Why not re-enact the crucifixion of Christ right here? Make it real for everyone.  Trauma’s great for bonding a community together.”

“Who’s playing Jesus?” asked Maria, always one for a good laugh.

“That’s the thing- A Host, it doesn’t look much like flesh, right?  Doesn’t look like much of anything, really.  Not great for reinforcing one’s belief.

What if, instead, we- and I mean you, Maria, I can’t cook to save my life- make a man-sized loaf of bread, maybe in the shape of a T, and we have some of the boys dress up as romans and whip the bread and we pour the wine on so it’s bleeding and them- then we make a big wooden cross and actually nail the bread to it with, I don’t know, railroad spikes, more wine all over. And we raise the cross, all while telling the story of the crucifixion.”

He paused to take a drink, Maria slowly crumpling onto the floor in horrified laughter and Dad now thoroughly distracted from his homework.

“Then we lower the cross, and invite everyone who wants to take communion up to tear a hunk of Jesus off.  Just descend into his corpse like vultures.  I think that’d really be a good bonding experience for the church.”  he nodded thoughtfully.  “The hard, part, I suppose, will be finding enough romans.”

“I WANNA BE LONGINUS.” bellowed my father, barreling into the room.
Culture:Funny  Culture:Religion 
4 weeks ago
three letters that you need to spell trust - CatsGirlsComicsAndThisOddball - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
Erik's POV of Chapter 9 of Threefold

“He’s gon’ forgive me, cause he’s an idiot like that. He was doing this painful gazing thing, you know? Hate to admit it, but I felt kinda shitty leaving him standing there.”
“You are not an irredeemable asshole, yes, I know.” M’Baku says.
!F:Black_Panther  C:Erik_Killmonger  C:M'Baku  C:T'Challa  Trope:Threesome/Moresome  Type:Series 
4 weeks ago
All the Stars (Are Closer) - joidianne4eva - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
Despite the ache in his jaw T’Challa smiled at Erik, he was going to enjoy this.

“Hey, fiancé,” he greeted in a mockery of Erik’s accent as he pressed the button on his own cuffs and Erik slumped like his strings had been cut.

“That had better be a fucking joke,” he growled as he tried to hold himself up on shaking arms, unused muscles protesting his actions.

~ch 6~
!F:Black_Panther  C:Erik_Killmonger  C:T'Challa  Checkforupdates 
4 weeks ago
temper, yield - plingo_kat - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
“Eager to get started, are you?” M’Baku bares his teeth.

T’Challa’s shoulders tighten; his eyes slide away from M’Baku’s face. First blood to him, then.

WARNINGS: scenario which implies dubcon but everyone is fairly enthusiastic about consent (in the end)

Written for the black panther kink meme prompt: "m'baku/t'challa, ritual sex. So the ritual combat challenge is only complete when the loser yields or dies, right? This calls for an AU where 'yield' means the loser has to get fucked by the winner."
!F:Black_Panther  C:M'Baku  C:T'Challa  Trope:Porn 
5 weeks ago


Except not really because what happens is that Erik, CIA agent fresh off a mission and given enforced leave, sitting in a classy hotel bar because he doesn’t keep an apartment when he’s never home (what’s a home, anyway) (everything that’s important to him can fit in the palm of his hand- it’s easy to shed possessions going from one foster home to another and he’s had to learn to travel light) and after a spectacular failure at an attempt at a relationship that had ended with literal fire and a bit too much screaming even for his drama loving ass, 
!F:Black_Panther  C:Erik_Killmonger  C:T'Challa  Trope:Alternate_Universe  Trope:Amazing 
5 weeks ago
Brighter Than Night - mangochi - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
T’Challa spreads his hands, his eyes still gleaming. A predator, draped in sheepskin, innocence quivering from his every pore. “Can a king not pay a visit to his friend?”

M’Baku chokes on a bark of laughter, startled violently from his throat by the sheer audacity of it all. He coughs and pounds at his chest with his fist, the blow muffled by his armor. T’Challa watches him patiently, a pensive line between his brows, and M’Baku finally leans back, his shoulders still quivering with mirth. “You are outrageous,” he says. “We are anything but friends.”
!F:Black_Panther  C:M'Baku  C:T'Challa 
5 weeks ago
The City and the Garden - Gileonnen - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
"Is that the king?" someone asked, and for an electric moment, T'Challa wasn't sure whether they meant him or M'Baku.

T'Challa felt a tug on his coat, and he looked down to see a girl who couldn't have been more than six. "Are you the Black Panther?" she asked.

"He's the bad guy!" whooped a boy who might have been her brother. "Whoof, whoof, whoof!"

M'Baku laughed and rubbed the boy's head. "What's this? A proud Jabari warrior? How did you let the Black Panther past our defenses?"

"You did invite me to visit you," T'Challa reminded him.

"Did I? Sounds like a flaw in our security."

Not far away, a woman working a food cart rolled her eyes. "Please don't encourage my children to commit treason, M'Baku."
!F:Black_Panther  C:M'Baku  C:T'Challa 
5 weeks ago
A Rare Bloom - Gileonnen - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
"You don't have to impress me, you know," T'Challa said as they walked. His coat was still fastened, more because he'd come to like the weight of it than to ward off the chill. "I believe that the cold doesn't bother you."

"You think I'm doing this to impress you?" M'Baku canted his head. "Maybe you're right. Maybe I want you to admire my thick hide. That's probably why I built myself an open-air throne room, too, because I was waiting for the King of Wakanda to visit Jabariland and be impressed."

T'Challa laughed and raised both hands in surrender. "You have my admiration, whether or not you want it."

"I thought I caught you staring in the hot springs." M'Baku flashed a crooked smile.

T'Challa's pulse leapt. His face and ears went hot. "I admire you as a warrior and a statesman—"

"And what did my cock do better, throw spears or give speeches?"

"Enough," said T'Challa, lowering his hands. He tried to sound grave and kind, as a king should when he made an apology, but M'Baku's grin was infectious.
!F:Black_Panther  C:M'Baku  C:T'Challa 
5 weeks ago
conflict - CapnShellhead - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
T'Challa is having difficulty splitting his time between M'Baku and his kingdom. He doesn't handle it very well.
!F:Black_Panther  C:M'Baku  C:T'Challa  Trope:Porn  Type:Series 
5 weeks ago
anticipation - CapnShellhead - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
It's been a while since M'Baku and T'Challa's last meeting

More short M'Baku/T'Challa porn.
!F:Black_Panther  C:M'Baku  C:T'Challa  Trope:Porn  Type:Series 
5 weeks ago
presumptions - CapnShellhead - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
When M’Baku asked to speak to him alone, T’Challa assumed he was going to offer him the help of the Jabari army.

AU for a scene in Black Panther (2018)
!F:Black_Panther  C:M'Baku  C:T'Challa  Trope:Porn  Type:Masterchapter  Type:Series 
5 weeks ago
Quartet - heartslogos - Batman (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
"Are we going to do this every time." Tim groans as he undoes his tie, Cassie's got new music and she's put her cell phone on the music doc so the beats are pulsing through the air. "Guys, please."

Bart is throwing dollar bills at him and Kon swoons into Cassie's arms, fanning his face – Kon sighs in a falsetto – "He's so handsome."

"I hate everyone in this house." Tim declares, throwing his suit jacket at Bart's face, "And what kind of cheap stripper do you think I am, at least throw a five in here somewhere."

"Not everyone's made of money." Bart says, "Be thankful I'm not just throwing monopoly bills at you."
!F:DCU  C:Bart_Allen  C:Kon-El  C:Tim_Drake  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Funny  Trope:Team 
5 weeks ago
(soul) on ice - coffeeandoranges - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
Things are weird between us right now. They're gonna be real weird for a while.

In which Killmonger lives, because the justified rage of the oppressed deserves a seat at the table.
5 weeks ago
get the hell out of gotham (and for gods sake, please take me with you) - dispatch - DCU (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
“You left it right there on the computer for all to see and I-“

“Under four levels of encryption that you had to break.” Tim feels the need to interject. Damian waves him silent.

“-For all to see! And I figured you would need assistance.”

(or, Batman is out of town. Here’s some snapshots of what Tim gets up to with the other bat children)
!F:DCU  C:Tim_Drake  Theme:Family 
6 weeks ago
Pounding the Pavement (Running on Empty) - chibi_nightowl - Batman (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
“I’ve lost all of you at some point, Tim. All except you.” Bruce pauses, seeking and struggling to find the right words. “Out of all of us, if you were to step away, I think you’d be able to stay away. To be normal."

It’s okay if you leave before you’re taken away.

“I’ll never be normal, Bruce,” Tim replies thoughtfully. “It’s not in the cards. But I think…I think when I’m well enough, I need a change of scenery. A more permanent one.”
!F:DCU  C:Bruce_Wayne  C:Bart_Allen  C:Kon-El  C:Tim_Drake  Theme:Future_Fic 
6 weeks ago
The people you know [who love you] - looneytails (mixthealphabet) - Batman (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
Tim Drake is invited to dinner at the manor, two years after he decided he was done with them.

[aka. The bats are awful at communication, but they mostly love each other.]
!F:DCU  C:Tim_Drake  Theme:Reconciliation  Theme:Family 
6 weeks ago
batman doesn’t do ships — “Eleven.” Tim turned in his chair, confused. He...
Jason handed him a mug and settled on the end of Damian’s couch. He watched Tim drain half his cup in one go (it was good coffee, okay?) very intently… too intently. Tim stared back at him.
“What you doing?”
“I’m waiting.” Jason grinned down at Damian, who was still focussed on his novel.
“Waiting for what?”
Jason just smiled. Tim stifled another yawn— the caffeine wasn’t helping. He felt incredibly tired, worse than before, even. His eyes kept closing without his permission. He laid his head on the table for a few seconds. He was… wow… wait…
“That,” said Jason. “There we go. Mission accomplished.”
Tim peeled his face away from the tabletop. “Did you just—” He stared at Jason incredulously. “Did you just drug me?!”
“Don’t accept coffee from strangers.”
Damian looked up from his book. “Okay,” he said. “Now take him to his room.”
!F:DCU  C:Damian_Wayne  C:Jason_Todd  C:Tim_Drake  Theme:Family 
6 weeks ago
Bonding Habits of Robins - GoAwayOlivia - DCU (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
Giving each other shit is how the bat brothers show they care. Jason and Tim do it particularly well.
!F:DCU  C:Damian_Wayne  C:Dick_Grayson  C:Jason_Todd  C:Tim_Drake  Trope:Amazing  Theme:Family 
6 weeks ago
F*ck This Family - GoAwayOlivia - DCU (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
When it comes down to it, the Bat-Family is actually pretty much a disaster.

(If the Bats were a little less Bat-like and a little more like a normal family)

~ch 9~
!F:DCU  C:Bruce_Wayne  C:Cassandra_Cain  C:Damian_Wayne  C:Dick_Grayson  C:Jason_Todd  C:Tim_Drake  C:Stephanie_Brown  Trope:Amazing  Trope:Funny  Theme:Family  Checkforupdates 
6 weeks ago
ParentHood - GoAwayOlivia - DCU (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
It didn’t start with the intention to adopt Lisa. Jason just wanted the option to visit the little girl during the day while not wearing a mask.
!F:DCU  C:Jason_Todd  C:Tim_Drake  Type:Series 
6 weeks ago
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