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Tired: shitposting
Wired: shibposting
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7 days ago
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Say hello to Leo and Groot. They have a commensalism relationship in which Leo benefits and Groot neither benefits…
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8 days ago
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Last year lettuce killed more Americans than undocumented immigrants so it's a good thing we're halting food inspec…
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8 days ago
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when you get paid and decide to treat yourself
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11 days ago
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having too many tabs open is an age-old problem
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12 days ago
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Racism is not a past grievance. It's happening in 2019. The refusal to deal with reality of systemic racism-- which…
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14 days ago
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can dance if she want to, she can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dan…
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15 days ago
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One of the most heartfelt endorsements I’ve gotten 😂
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18 days ago
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this was the best tweet of 2018
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18 days ago
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- recognize that practicing self care doesnt excuse us from not working on dismantling and undoing those systems fo…
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18 days ago
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in 2019 we are gonna:
- practice self care
- recognize that self care isnt the end goal, but a necessary act in ord…
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18 days ago
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You know what’s the worst, most boring kind of comedy? The kind where older white men are angry that older white m…
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19 days ago
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Ok. Here goes:
1. Mom
2. TV Producer
3. Supermodel
4. Teacher at Stanford GSB
5. Founder of…
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21 days ago
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"Always available for service!"
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23 days ago
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This is Oliver. He had to shut down his hot cocoa stand because he ate all the mini marshmallows. Claims it was wor…
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24 days ago
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This is Bowie. She miscalculated. Forgot to consider the rotation of the earth. 13/10 happens to the best of us
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24 days ago
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This is Apollo. He got his human a cardboard cutout of himself for christmas. Now you can take him wherever you go…
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24 days ago
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I pet Timmy and Floyd. They are Pug brothers. They found their home because no one wanted black pugs with white on…
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Meet Arnold. He really wants to help set pup the lights but also acknowledges his own lack of coordination. 12/10 f…
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This is Beaumont. He wanted you to know he is a gift deserving of multiple present toppers. The joy he radiates can…
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24 days ago
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We don’t rate snowflakes. We only rate dogs. This is a very straightforward system. Not sure how it hasn’t melted y…
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24 days ago
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I pet Essie. She is a 14 year old Great Pyrenees. She is from NC. She lived outside on a farm, guarding a flock of…
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24 days ago
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This is Fanta. She got you a little something. Totally not her collection of mealworms. Hopes you like it. 12/10 co…
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24 days ago
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This is Emmy. She switched the tags on some presents so her name was on this tractor. No tradebacks on christmas. 1…
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24 days ago
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This is Franki. He needs you to tell him if his pajamas make his butt look big. Be honest. 12/10 they look lovely,…
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25 days ago
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This is Darby. She heard the elves wanted to pet her. Figured they needed a break from their hard work anyway. 13/1…
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25 days ago
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My parents’ dogs give good face.
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25 days ago
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ALL THAT MATTERS FOR THE HOLIDAYS IS THAT YOU HELP KEEP SOMEBODY WARM IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN, MERRY CHRISTMAS MY F…
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25 days ago
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White Midwesterners defrost a wheel of frozen shrimp.
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25 days ago
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"Honestly, i don't know why you joined, Simon"
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27 days ago
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If you've not built a card yet:

$ npm init my-card

Hats off to for making this 😱
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27 days ago
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On behalf of the black community:

We would like to trade Chris Rock in exchange for Jerry Seinfeld
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27 days ago
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These dogs just reported me as suspicious on NextDoor
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27 days ago
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The URL for the GoFundMe page for Trump's wall is trending so high among accounts linked to Russian influence opera…
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28 days ago
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This is Pippin, but you know him better as my profile picture. He was the catalyst for the kindest online community…
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28 days ago
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You’re gonna like the way me look. Me guarantee it.
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29 days ago
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I am just waiting for the day when I’m flying and the attendant goes over the system: “is there a computer engineer…
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4 weeks ago
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A few classics:
- Hope in the Dark, Solnit
- Why We Can’t Wait, MLK
- The Search for Common Ground, Thurman
- Team…
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4 weeks ago
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honestly the strangest thing right now is folks speculating about which white dude will be the 2020 nominee after a…
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4 weeks ago
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fuckfuckfuckfuck what did i do fuckfuckfuck its my first time fuck
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4 weeks ago
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After the 2018 MaxFunDrive ended, we put the limited edition enamel pins on sale to all $10+ monthly members, with…
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4 weeks ago
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I haven't seen INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE yet (I know, I'll get on it!) but with its release I took the opportunity to h…
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4 weeks ago
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Black girls are more likely to receive out-of-school suspensions as discipline than their white counterparts.

That…
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5 weeks ago
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Dear fantasy writers: there is no such thing as a "warrior culture." Please stop writing them in fiction. Find me a…
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5 weeks ago
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This is Neville. He’s your copilot. Not the best with navigation but can honk the horn if you want. 12/10 would boo…
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"Would be helpful is someone could enlighten me as to why my son has been suspended until 31/12/9999"
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Immediately after the American Civil War, there was a fad among newly-freed slaves to name their newborns after fig…
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5 weeks ago
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Good on Sting for helping out
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5 weeks ago
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It’s a little earlier than usual, but here is my year-end ranking of chicken noises:

2) Bok bok
1) Cock-a-doodle-d…
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5 weeks ago
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Software isn’t political. It just determines what jobs you get. How many cops are in your neighborhood. What your s…
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5 weeks ago
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Good lord why are we still "joining the conference bridge" in 2019? I'm actually on a real life conference call rig…
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6 weeks ago
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My opinion as a queer person: Kevin Hart’s Tweets were homophobic.

But I am FAR more concerned about the epidemic…
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6 weeks ago
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I'm having a bit of fun playing with the scale of things on

let's start gentle: this map…
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6 weeks ago
The True Size Of ...
I'm having a bit of fun playing with the scale of things on

let's start gentle: this map…
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6 weeks ago
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Real talk: I think I am a good dad. I think my wife is a great mom. But I don’t think we are extraordinary. One of…
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6 weeks ago
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Now:
- GOP VP candidate (fmr)
- Sitting GOP US Senator
- GOP Governor (fmr)
- US Senator that killed the Public Opt…
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6 weeks ago
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This is Jonathan XIV. He’s the official mascot of UConn. Takes his job very seriously. Nibbles the opponent when he…
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6 weeks ago
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Took my toddler to the National Art Gallery today.

She loved it. She talked to paintings 😂
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6 weeks ago
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Hey is there an annotation or page that puts up each of 's El Mero Mero De Navidad Christmas…
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7 weeks ago
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We're used to only talking about negative signals from project leaders.

What happens when your project leader take…
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7 weeks ago
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I consider this a boon to Beto
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7 weeks ago
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I pet Bernie. He is a 2 yr old Beagle mix. He is cuddly and likes playing with people instead of toys. One way Bern…
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7 weeks ago
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Like the NBA All-Star Game locker room, except about murdering dissidents and getting away with it
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7 weeks ago
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Red Dead Redemption 2 has dynamic horse testicle physics that grow or shrink based on the temperature.

Our indust…
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7 weeks ago
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Work is hard, that's why it's called work. It feels like work. That is a not-insignificant part of what's good abou…
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7 weeks ago
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I'm just here for the trainposting.

TAKE 👏 THE 👏 TRAIN 👏
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7 weeks ago
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When you fall in love with your own reflection in the mirror, it's hard to imagine that beauty could look any other…
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7 weeks ago
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