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Hard to Say - betty days (sadrobots) - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“What worked for me was a nice, solid punch in the face. I’m not sure that’ll do much for you, though. Looks like you’ve been through enough already,” Hawkeye said.


The Winter Soldier is overdue for a reboot. His friends disagree.
captainamerica  avengers  steve/bucky  angst  slash  fluff  steverogers  buckybarnes  pov-2nd  pov-bucky  clintbarton  laurabarton  farm  domestic  recovery  wintersoldier  brucebanner  aphasia  tonystark  marriage  length-medium  bettydays  natasharomanov  team  cooking  children 
july 2015 by ratcreature
Dream of Caramel: or, A Recipe for Disaster - gwyneth rhys (gwyneth) - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
But none of that explains why right now Clint’s pants are literally on fire and Barnes is pitching an entire five-pound bag of pastry flour straight at Clint’s crotch with his metal arm.
captainamerica  slash  avengers  clintbarton  steve/bucky  steverogers  buckybarnes  team  cooking  humor  recovery  length-medium  pov-clint  gwyneth  domestic  clueless  clueless-steve  clueless-bucky 
july 2015 by ratcreature
Cutting Both Ways (Blunt and Sharp) - Jaune_Chat - The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Jane asks Bucky to help her in the kitchen, and gives him what could be a lethal object. And is unconcerned about alone with an armed ex-assassin. The realization hits Bucky like a knife to the chest.
avengers  gen  buckybarnes  janefoster  cooking  pov-bucky  domestic  impliedhet  jaune_chat  recovery  length-short  everydaylife  angst 
november 2014 by ratcreature
Oysters and Champagne - listerinezero - X-Men: First Class (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Erik is the extremely talented, extremely scary chef at one of the top restaurants in New York, and Charles, the head waiter, is the only person with the balls to stand up to him. Their fights are the stuff of legend, and their argument over the Valentine's Day menu turns into one for the history books.
x-men  au  humor  valentinesday  charles/erik  charlesxavier  eriklehnsherr  modern-au  non-mutant-au  restaurant  cooking  hankmccoy  length-short  listerinezero  pov-3rd  slash  raven 
february 2012 by ratcreature
secret_mutant: [FIC] "Make the Yuletide Gay," a gift for minarchy
Raven is determined that everyone will have a merry goddamn Christmas whether they like it or not. There's a pie, a threesome and a questionable pair of mittens, and though everything starts going downhill pretty fast, it might still be the happiest day of the year. (I meant to write crack, pure and simple, but it kinda got fluffy somehow as well. So it's...crack-fluff. No Beach Divorce, no Shaw, just wacky mutant-family hjinks. I sort of combined Prompts 1 & 2 and...well, there you are.)
x-men  humor  fluff  christmas  charlesxavier  eriklehnsherr  raven  slash  het  threesome  charles/erik  azazel  raven/azazel/irene  length-medium  cooking  hankmccoy  seancassidy  darwin  gifts  secret_mutant  shopping 
january 2012 by ratcreature
mcshep_match: TEAM WORK: flash in the pan, "Out of the Frying Pan"
The only thing good about Rodney's new job (besides the fact that he has a job at all, considering the explosion at Doranda Enterprises) is the diner he discovered on his third attempt to find a route to get him to work in under forty minutes during rush
sga  slash  firsttime  earthside  diner  cooking  non-stargate  au  mcshep_match  mckay/sheppard  rodneymckay  ronondex  johnsheppard  movienight  football  jackoneill  lorne  cook-rodney  teacher!rodney  jinto  teylaemmagan  accountant-teyla  photographer!ronon  pov-rodney  pov-3rd  length-medium 
august 2010 by ratcreature
barrowjane: FicPost: Almost Domestic [ST:XI Kirk/Spock]
“I think we need to set up some guidelines for shore leave,” Jim says, speaking mostly to the off-white ceiling. “You know, ground rules. A design schematic for having fun.”
startrek  st:aos  kirk/spock  fluff  barrowjane  domestic  establishedrelationship  humor  cooking  movienight  jamestkirk  pov-multiple  pov-3rd  vacation  earthside  groceries  starwars  spock  pov-kirk  pov-spock  length-short 
july 2009 by ratcreature
L-Space Excursions - Fic: Discontinuity
John Sheppard and Cameron Mitchell were never more than friends - but eleven years after the last time he saw John in person, Cam still wished that hadn't been the case. One little nudge couldn't possibly hurt anything....
sga  slash  johnsheppard  cameronmitchell  atlantis  sheppard/mitchell  sg-1  timetravel  au  establishedrelationship  asgard  jackoneill  episoderelated  atagene  pov-cameronmitchell  pov-3rd  pov-multiple  pov-sheppard  rodneymckay  earthside  length-long  slybrarian  tense-past  series  series-discontinuity  ep-return  samanthacarter  danieljackson  dadt  lorne  lorne/parrish  vala  tealc  landry  food  cooking  elizabethweir  ep-sg1-10x03-pegasusproject 
january 2009 by ratcreature
Of Stars and Waterfalls and 'Here be Dragons'
After being imprisoned in Atlantis for almost three years John and Rodney are the last of the Earth expedition team to be exiled. Sent together to an uninhabited planet they've never visited before the pair have to survive together.
sga  slash  romance  au  mckay/sheppard  ancienttech  atlantis  atlantislost  captive  stranded  offworld  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  dragons  masturbation  stargazing  futurefic  flashbacks  ori  chaya  teer  cooking  evil-chaya  domestic  telepathy  yenta  yenta!dragon  bond 
september 2007 by ratcreature
SGA Big Bang -- Every Day in Every Way by velocitygrass
"I'm here to propose an arrangement. Between us. I assume you remember our talk from earlier today and how... challenging dating can be on Atlantis. And since we've established that you're attracted to me, I think it would be mutually beneficial for us to
sga  slash  mckay/sheppard  firsttime  velocitygrass  straight!rodney  clueless!rodney  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  teylaemmagan  sheppard/ofc  mckay/ofc  mckay/omc  friendship  jealousy  offworld  randomlyviolentnatives  injury  jenniferkeller  h/c  chess  ronondex  elizabethweir  dadt  katiebrown  angst  clueless!john  domestic  cooking  ancienttech 
august 2007 by ratcreature
sga_flashfic: Cake or Death Challenge: How to Make a Gold Cake by Barb G
How to Make a Gold Cake: A recipe in five parts, three blow jobs, two penetrative acts, and one jerk off session
sga  slash  rodneymckay  johnsheppard  ronondex  radekzelenka  teylaemmagan  athosians  trading  offworld  genii  team  food  humor  mckay/sheppard  barbg  cooking 
august 2007 by ratcreature

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