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Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
"When you finally do come across one of the good guys out there, why does it always turn out that he’s either taken, gay, dead, or available?" Via Phil.
dating  funny  parody  onion 
november 2014 by pw201
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.
religion  funny  onion  history  creationism 
december 2009 by pw201
I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Everybody has this image of "crazy Christians" based on what they hear in the media, but it's just not true. Most Christians are normal, decent folks.
funny  humour  onion  christianity  religion 
november 2008 by pw201
I'm In An Open Relationship With The Lord | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
In these enlightened times, a personal relationship with Jesus needn't preclude other deities.
onion  funny  jesus  relationships  religion 
september 2007 by pw201

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