poiisons + humor   133

"Amateur or Expert?" by Watermelonsmellinfellon
The instructor at the local ice rink was cute. Cute with his glasses on and downright sexy with them off. And Victor just really wanted to spend some alone time with him, but there seemed to be no free time in the other's schedule. Which left Victor considering other methods.
fandom:yoi  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  ship:victuuri  fluff  humor 
january 2018 by poiisons
"So Stinking Romantic" by youaremarvelous
5 times domestic bliss wasn’t exactly what Yuuri and Viktor had expected it to be + the one (out of many) times it was
fandom:yoi  wc:<10k  ship:victuuri  fluff  domesticity  humor  5-times-fic  rating:r 
january 2018 by poiisons
"You can have everything..." by shysweetthing
Before the Grand Prix Final starts in Sochi, Yuuri finds Victor's phone. He returns it--and hijinks and heavy flirtation ensue.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:pg13  wc:10k-25k  humor  fluff  angst  h/c  hurt!yuuri 
october 2017 by poiisons
"it doesn't take a scientist" by alykapedia
On Wednesday, Yuri skates right in between Viktor and Mila and says, nonchalant. "When I grow up, I'm going to be Yuuri Katsuki's second husband."
Viktor chokes on his own spit.
"What happened to the first one?" Mila asks, amused.
"Nothing you can prove," Yuri says, glancing meaningfully at a wide-eyed Viktor before skating away to the sound Mila's laughter.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:pg13  ship:otayuri  ship:yuuriyuri  wc:<10k  unrequited  humor  pining 
october 2017 by poiisons
"(legs are required) up where the people are" by LadyMerlin
Growing legs is the easy part. It's everything after that which is a little bit trickier.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  wc:<10k  au  mermaid-au  humor  5-times-fic  fluff  sequel  archaeologist!yuuri  rating:nc17  first-time 
october 2017 by poiisons
"Heartbreakers" by Phyona
Yuuri breaks Victor's heart...again, and again, and again.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:r  wc:10k-25k  angst  pining  jealousy  fluff  humor  slow-burn  h/c 
october 2017 by poiisons
"Puppy Love" by Phyona
When Yuuri gets turned into a dog, the last place he expects to end up is Victor Nikiforov's apartment. He learns quickly that the only thing worse than being his idol's pet, is watching him pine for someone else.
fandom:yoi  rating:pg13  wc:10k-25k  ship:victuuri  animal-transformation  dog!yuuri  fluff  angst  humor  pining 
october 2017 by poiisons
"you think my bruised knees are sort of pretty" by fireblazie
He’s not entirely sure how long they stay there, staring awkwardly at each other, but it’s long enough that Yuuri feels compelled to break the silence, which never ends well.
“You’re shorter than I thought,” he blurts out.
At the same time, Viktor suddenly says, “I like your knees.”
“…thanks,” Yuuri says after an awkward pause.
fandom:yoi  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  ship:victuuri  au  fandom-au  humor 
october 2017 by poiisons
"in wine we trust" by fireblazie
But right now, Beautiful International Student Yuuri Katsuki is crouched in front of his refrigerator, biting into Yuri’s painstakingly baked pirozhki, face flushed, eyes suspiciously red.
“What the fuck,” Yuri says intelligently. “Are you—are you crying?”
“N—no,” Yuuri hiccups. “Why would I—why would I—” He bursts into tears.
fandom:yoi  au  college-au  rating:pg13  humor  ship:victuuri 
october 2017 by poiisons
"Be My Sex Coach, Victor!" by lucycamui
Yuuri Katsuki has always been his own worst critic, and a series of unfortunate short-lived relationships has him convinced that he flubs things more in the bedroom than out on the ice. So, of course it would turn out that the ridiculously charming Russian he's matched with online is a pornstar.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:nc17  wc:75k-100k  au  sex-work-au  porn-star!victor  humor  bad-sex  solo!yuuri  first-time  bottom!yuuri  top!victor  painful-sex  intercrural-sex  rimming  victuuri-wedding  from iphone
october 2017 by poiisons
"My fun fact is:" by stillmadaboutpetra
Yuuri fails to mention to his new non-skater friends who he is or who his husband is. Or that he even has a husband.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:g  wc:<10k  humor  fluff  domesticity  outsider-POV  from iphone
october 2017 by poiisons
"i'd still dance with you" by hawberries
Yuri Plisetsky has been waiting three years to finally have sex with his boyfriend. Viktor, of course, ruins it all.
fandom:yoi  ship:otayuri  wc:<10k  first-time  rating:r  humor  from iphone
october 2017 by poiisons
"#weedhorse69" by Unpretty
Superman decided to try out a new costume. He did not consult the artist. In fairness, he was a little miffed that he'd been drawing weird porn of him, so. Fair's fair.
fandom:dcu  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor  crack  from iphone
september 2017 by poiisons
"every inch of you is perfect" by lazulisong
PHICHIT: is something going on
PHICHIT: something better not be going on
YOU: what could possibly be going on for you to worry about?
PHICHIT: what have you done to my son, victor aleksandrovich nikiforov
PHICHIT: ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME
YOU: [ ✓ seen 9:00AM ]
fandom:yoi  rating:g  wc:<10k  animal-transformation  humor  crack  fluff  pining 
september 2017 by poiisons
"Yuri2Heart Rescues" by lazulisong
It's kind of an accident Yuri2Heart Rescues even happened.
fandom:yoi  rating:g  wc:<10k  ship:victuuri  au  humor  crack 
september 2017 by poiisons
"The Most Fun You Can Have With Your Clothes On" by aprilshydoeden & forochel
Katsuki Yuuri, an archaeology post-grad, gets drunk on a remote beach on Rebun Island, Hokkaido.
It's sunset, and he's about to discover a whole new world.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:pg13  wc:25k-50k  au  archaeologist!yuuri  mermaid-au  merman!victor  fluff  humor 
september 2017 by poiisons
"five times katsuki yuuri was extremely ace" by winchilsea
“Oh my god,” Yuuri says, and then slaps another hand over his mouth. His shoulders shake, his cheeks hurt. He presses his lips together to keep the sounds in, but it’s useless, all of it. The laughter just keeps coming.
fandom:yoi  rating:r  wc:<10k  ship:victuuri  asexual!yuuri  humor  5-times-fic 
september 2017 by poiisons
"Right Off His Feet" by EmilianaDarling
“Dance battle!” he shouts to the ceiling, excited and eager and beyond ridiculous as the whole room gawks at him, and Viktor falls so hard it feels like crashing into the ice and landing a quadruple flip all at once.
fandom:yoi  wc:<10k  ship:victuuri  rating:r  humor  gpf-banquet 
september 2017 by poiisons
"You can have everything..." by shysweetthing
Before the Grand Prix Final starts in Sochi, Yuuri finds Victor's phone. He returns it--and hijinks and heavy flirtation ensue.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:pg13  wc:10k-25k  fluff  humor  angst  h/c  hurt!yuuri  gpf-banquet 
september 2017 by poiisons
"kinky headcanon #49" by sliktordickiforov
So it’s really only anxiety and a strong self-sabotaging impulse that makes Yuuri say, his arm around Viktor as they lay in their bed–the bed they share, together– “Do you ever fantasize about other people?”
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor  from iphone
september 2017 by poiisons
"a swan still has ugly teeth" by katsukiy
Viktor Nikiforov is a majestic creature, bound to be remembered by humanity as the ray of light that guides wanderers home in a hopeless tempest, the pole star of humans, he’s so goddamn pretty.
Until he isn’t.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:pg  wc:<10k  humor  from iphone
july 2017 by poiisons
"the problem were the Snoopy sweatpants all along" by katsukiy
“It’s spicy salami, Yuuri,” he whispers. “It’s clearly a metaphor for sex.”
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  wc:<10k  rating:nc17  roleplay  humor  from iphone
july 2017 by poiisons
"better than sliced bread" by ebenroot
in which we all assumed yuuri is the one to own a dakimakura but maybe that isn't entirely the case
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  wc:<10k  humor  rating:pg13  from iphone
july 2017 by poiisons
"anti-sex" by cimorene
It was just gross, was what it was. Mikey was like a brother to Frank, although not in the gross way where Mikey's brother was also like his brother, because then Frank would have to start feeling guilty about when Gerard turned him on and that would like, totally put a cap on their stage shows. And it was perverse, because Mikey was twice as tall as Frank, and his hair wasn't even dyed.
fandom:mcr  rating:r  wc:<10k  first-time  coming-untouched  humor 
december 2015 by poiisons
"Pixelated Romance" by bexless
All anyone has said to Frank for the past two weeks is, "You look like Mario," so when they randomly end up invited to some costume party Frank thinks fuck it and embraces his inner pixelated Italian plumber. What he is not expecting is to get to the party and have Gerard embrace Frank's inner Italian pixelated plumber, or for him to do it while wearing a bright pink ball gown and elbow-length white gloves.
[riot] this is so fucking cute what the fuck
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  crossdressing  humor  fluff 
december 2015 by poiisons
"About As Normal As" by azrielen
Convenience stores, video rentals, porn in public, and a healthy dose of co-workers making out. Being a counter jockey isn't always as boring as it seems. But mostly it is.
fandom:mcr  ship:gerbert  rating:pg13  au  wc:<10k  humor 
november 2015 by poiisons
"bad reputation" by akamine_chan
It turns out that Ray has slept with more people than anyone else in the band. Which he totally doesn't get, because, well—look at him. He's not ugly or anything, but compared to Gerard's raw sexuality or Frank's freakish gorgeousness or Mikey's endearing awkwardness or Bob's Viking good looks, he's just plain Ray.
fandom:mcr  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor 
november 2015 by poiisons
"Secondhand Smoke" by willgrahamchops
They walk in on Gerard boning somebody's girlfriend, and it all goes downhill from there.
[riot] warning for off-screen non-con involving a main character. this starts off really adorable but gets sort of hurty about 80% through.
first-time  h/c  hurt!mikey  hurt!gerard  fandom:mcr  ship:rikey  rating:nc17  underage  au  hs-au  wc:25k-50k  crossdressing  humor  panty!kink 
november 2015 by poiisons
Untitled Bert/Dan by 7iris
It's kind of hard to tea-bag someone in a bunk, but for Dan, Bert is willing to make the effort.
fandom:the-used  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  ship:bert/dan  humor  first-time 
november 2015 by poiisons
"The Fuck Stops Here" by thesamefire
Oh my fucking god, Gerard thinks again, I am getting a boner in a goddamn fucking bear suit.
fandom:mcr  ship:mcr-gsf  mutual-masturbation  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  fursuits  humor  ship:frerard  voyeurism  drunk-sex  sequel 
november 2015 by poiisons
"Anyone You Want" by thesamefire
Frank is completely gay for Julian Casablancas' voice; Gerard is okay with it if this is what happens.
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  ship:frank/julian-casablancas  voyeurism  dirty-talk  solo!frank  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  humor 
november 2015 by poiisons
"Ray and Mikey vs. BDSM" by inlovewithnight
He'd forgotten that Mikey was both really literal and kind of evil.
fandom:mcr  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  ship:rikey  spanking  humor  kink-exploration 
november 2015 by poiisons
"see your moves" by listedheart
The thing is, Frank has been waiting a long ass time to get in Mikey’s pants.
fandom:mcr  ship:frikey  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  silly!sex  humor  first-time 
november 2015 by poiisons
Untitled asshole!Frank/Gerard commentfic by sinsense
Frank sits back on the couch and says, "C'mere, asshole, my dick ain't gonna suck itself."
"Hm?" Gerard says, absently. "Do you think this painting needs more blood?"
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor  bottom!gerard  top!frank 
october 2015 by poiisons
"Obvious and Accidental" by WrongRemedy
Frank and Gerard are dating, and everybody knows except them.
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  wc:<10k  au  fluff  humor  domesticity  rating:pg 
october 2015 by poiisons
"Faint of Heart" by pikasafire
Frank sighs, and stares at the grey doors marked with a tiny gold plaque ‘Hospital Mortuary. Mortuary Manager: Dr. Gerard Way. Opening hours: 8am-10pm Mon-Fri’
He shuffles his feet and presses the intercom.
wc:10k-25k  humor  rating:pg13  fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  au  hospital-au  doctor!gerard  doctor!frank  doctor!ray  fluff  pining  nurse!mikey 
september 2015 by poiisons
"50 bucks buys a lot" by mizubyte (b_dsaint)
"Right so, he should be here any minute and you know, just," Gerard waved his hand around uselessly in the air, trying to convey... something, "say something boyfriend-y."
rating:r  wc:<10k  fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  fake-relationship  humor 
september 2015 by poiisons
"Reasons We Don't" by airgiodslv
“Why don’t we fuck?” Frank asks, tipping his head back to blow smoke at the sky.
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  first-time  humor  fluff  frottage  comeplay 
september 2015 by poiisons
"A Fanfiction (In Which Gerard Has A Secret Stash of Star Wars Fanfiction)" by sp201120122013
Frank finds Gerard's bizarrely erotic Star Wars fanfiction, and is both disturbed and aroused by it. Those feelings won't do for Frank. He seeks revenge.
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:r  wc:10k-25k  humor  pining  from iphone
september 2015 by poiisons
"crazy mad for him" by etben
It's not like Gerard's stalking Hot Train Guy or anything.
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  au  humor  from iphone
september 2015 by poiisons
"New World Order" by inoru_no_hoshi
The day Frank wakes up with tentacles where his legs used to be is the day he's pretty sure he's lost his motherfucking mind.
fandom:mcr  rating:pg  wc:<10k  humor  tentacles 
september 2015 by poiisons
"Spun" by dear_monday
If there's one thing Gerard dislikes more than his job at the Needle, Belleville's premier independent record store, it's his co-workers. Frank has an attitude problem, Ray has a stick up his ass, and the less Gerard knows about what Mikey has, the better. The customers are bad, the colleagues are worse and the job, as Gerard will tell anyone who'll listen (i.e. no one), is definitely the worst thing that's ever happened to him. But then, one day, Brian announces that they're being bought out, and everything changes. An Empire Records AU.
humor  fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  au  rating:nc17  wc:25k-50k  drunk-sex  first-time  facials 
september 2015 by poiisons
"The Worst Fucking Rockstars in the World" by ermengarde
Ray is, Gerard thinks, the best person in the whole entire world, apart from Mikey (because Mikey), but Gerard doesn't really want to snuggle with Mikey (because boney) and he definitely doesn't want to, like, do, um, sexstuff with Mikey (brotherbrotherbrotherbrotherbrother) and he does with Ray. In theory, anyway.
fandom:mcr  ship:rayrard  wc:<10k  rating:r  first-time  humor  from iphone
september 2015 by poiisons
"Gerard Goes on a Soul Quest (Seriously)" by willgrahamchops
Gerard has a thing for his little brother. Mikey has a thing for pain. Frank has a thing for shortbread cookies and gas stations. Maybe he has a thing for incest too, if he's being honest with himself.
[riot] warning for assault, armed robbery, mistaken identity dub-con, and drug addiction. contains a bunch of side pairings. i'm not entirely sure how i feel about this fic, but it's not awful.
barebacking  fandom:mcr  rating:nc17  wc:100k-125k  bdsm  bloodplay  ship:waycest  ship:frerard  ship:fraycest  dub-con  angst  humor  gunplay  d/s  dirty-talk  h/c  pain-play  au  first-time  facials  underage  hs-au  ptsd  ship:petekey  dom!pete  sub!mikey  coming-untouched  frottage  slutplay  ship:frank/gerard/conor-oberst  top!gerard  bottom!conor-oberst  riding  ball-sucking  ball-play  ship:gerard/adam-lambert  drug-use  ship:mikey/ryan-ross  waxplay  bondage  dom!adam-lambert  sub!gerard  shotgunning  ship:rayrard  bottom!frank  dacryphilia  breathplay  ship:ray/bob  bottom!mikey  rimming  dom!gerard  dom!frank  shower-sex  face-fucking 
september 2015 by poiisons
"sing for ourselves alone (speak into the microphone)" by glitterforplaster (ineffableangel)
The college radio DJ has played 22 Mountain Goats songs in a row without comment and I feel like someone should call and make sure they’re okay.
au  college-au  fluff  humor  fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:pg13  wc:<10k 
august 2015 by poiisons
"Holding Out For A Lero" synonomy
When Frank gets his chestpiece, he doesn't have sex for a week.
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  top!gerard  bottom!frank  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  humor  dirty-talk 
july 2015 by poiisons
"Food For Thought" by synonomy
So, okay, Gerard has a crush on the hot guy who works at Subway. No big deal.
social-anxiety  au  fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor  fluff 
july 2015 by poiisons
"Saturday Night Special" by romantical
Frank is sprawled on the couch, his shirt hiked up so the hem is under his chin and all Gerard can see is pale skin and dark ink.
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:nc17  solo!frank  humor  wc:<10k  facials 
june 2015 by poiisons
"I've Got Friends in Closed Spaces" by theopteryx
“I,” Gerard said around a mouthful of smoke, “think that is an amazing idea.” He paused for a moment, dramatically, as if waiting for the weight of his opinion to settle on the room.
“You’re drunk,” Frank said, rolling his eyes. “You don’t get a vote.”
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  frottage  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  humor  first-time  drunk-sex  discovery!kink 
june 2015 by poiisons
"The Mathematics of Cunnilingus" by dsudis
Gerard stared. Frank bounced, grinning.
"Do you even know anything about it? I mean, have you ever actually--"
Frank's hands flew into the air. "Science project! That's the whole point! Learning something!"
fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:r  wc:<10k  au  hs-au  first-time  humor 
june 2015 by poiisons
"The Dazzling Lances of Our Love" by Bexless
“What?” said Gerard, staring down at him. He shook his head. “Frank, you’re crying.”
“I know that,” Frank said irritably, unwrapping his arms from around Gerard’s neck so he could wipe roughly at his face. “Jesus Christ.”
humor  fandom:mcr  ship:frerard  rating:nc17  schmoop  bottom!frank  top!gerard  wc:<10k 
june 2015 by poiisons
"Sucker Bet" by autoschediastic
Since Frank's currently got a sloppy handful of Gerard's hard-and-getting-harder cock, oops kinda seems like an understatement. But Frank's a practical kinda guy.
fandom:mcr  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  ship:frerard  humor  cbt  shaving 
may 2015 by poiisons
Untitled Wincest by whiskyandoldspice
A lot of things happen all at once. Dean’s licking a filthy stripe from Sam’s balls to the small of his back when he hears the tiniest little “poot” and feels a little rush of air against his face, and Sam stops trying to grind his ass against Dean’s nose and freezes.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  rimming  humor 
march 2015 by poiisons
"Destiel" by entanglednow
Dean makes a worried noise. "Should he be see-through? I mean that's not bad is it? That I can see all his...insides?" Dean looks like he's about to reach out and pet the huge mass of suspended organs, gloop and electric blue light. Sam makes an abortive attempt to pull him away, which turns into some sort of horrible full-body twitch when Castiel turns to look at him.
[bee] in which cas has dean's mpreg baby.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  m-preg  humor  from iphone
january 2015 by poiisons
"Even in Australia" by De_Nugis
Sam has a plan. Dean has rules. There is kissing.
[bee] part two of the be mine 'verse.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor  fluff  schmoop 
january 2015 by poiisons
"Be Mine" by De_Nugis
Dean didn't even realize he was doing it. Really. The whole heart thing was totally not a thing.
[bee] part one of the be mine 'verse.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  wc:<10k  s7  schmoop  rating:pg13  humor  fluff 
january 2015 by poiisons
"sedn pic of ur weinrer ;)" by RavenGrey
Sam hears his phone vibrate one last time and raises his head long enough to look at the dejected sad face before he conks out.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  sexting  humor  solo!sam 
january 2015 by poiisons
"Tall As Houses" by akadougal
Sam gets climby when he's drunk, and Dean mostly follows him around in a grumpy stumble to make sure he doesn't hurt himself.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor 
october 2014 by poiisons
Untitled pie comment fic by bertee
Sam pursed his lips. "Dean, please tell me you aren't making a pie so you can try to have sex with it. Because if that's on the cards, I want to be somewhere that is not here."
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor  s7  7x18 
october 2014 by poiisons
"My apple pie girl" by glovered
Garth finds a picture of Sam dressed as a girl in Dean's wallet.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor  crossdressing  s7  7x18 
october 2014 by poiisons
"At the mouth" by glovered
You don't go through demons, hellhounds, witches, and over fifty poltergeists in your lifetime without coming away with some lingering issues, a few tattered remains of a curse here and there, hanging on and subtly all-pervasive. Still, it's almost funny that a curse like this one has got them ready to throw in the towel, go hide out at Bobby's till they can find the cure, or till the curse blows over. So to speak. If it does. Which it will.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor  s6 
october 2014 by poiisons
"Incredibly Single & Ready to Mingle" by imogenbynight
Sam uses Facebook like the social media junkie he is. He's befriended literally every person he's ever had a conversation with since he got an account, which means that approximately—Dean checks—eight hours ago, he shared this horrible photo with something in the vicinity of nine hundred people. The caption below the picture reads “incredibly single & ready to mingle ;)” and roughly half of them have liked it.
Dean has never been so embarrassed in his life.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  au  fluff  humor 
september 2014 by poiisons
"(A Shortage of) Sense and Sensibility" by souslelys
Jared would say that he’s a pretty smart guy. In fact, he’s probably one of the smartest guys. Like ever.
fandom:spn-rpf  ship:j2  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor  mockumentary-verse  au 
september 2014 by poiisons
"All I Want Is to Have My Peace of Mind" by Eugara
Dean thinks Kevin might know about him and Sam. Well, he's not certain, but he's pretty sure. Really pretty sure. At least, he thinks he is.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  s9  humor  bottom!dean  top!sam  coming-untouched  from iphone
august 2014 by poiisons
"Nowhere Near Perfect" by keep_waking_up
Dean may have been a self-proclaimed ladies’ man, but Sam knew better than to think that the two of them hooking up would be anywhere near romantic.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  bad-sex  switching  fluff  humor 
august 2014 by poiisons
"What a Blast" by wickedthoughts1
It's a demon family dinner where canon is twisted and ignored. Abaddon just wants to fuck everyone, is that so wrong?
fandom:spn  ship:sambaddon  ship:abaddean  ship:megstiel  ship:crowley/naomi  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  humor  boyking!sam  moc!dean  demon!dean  rough-sex  hair-pulling  orgasm-denial  voyeurism  from iphone
august 2014 by poiisons
"Get a Room" by Mayalaen
Dean can already hear Sam unlocking the motel room door. “Damn it! Sam, get out!”
Sam rolls his eyes as he walks up to the table Dean's currently being fucked over. If anything, Cas fucks him harder, knocking Dean's duffel bag off the table and onto the floor with the force of his thrusts.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  bottom!dean  top!cas  humiliation  rough-sex  voyeurism  humor  fuck-or-die  from iphone
august 2014 by poiisons
"Sam Winchester and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day" by leonidaslion
Sometimes, you just shouldn't get out of bed in the morning.
[bee] contains one instance of ableist language.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  bottom!dean  humor  top!sam  schmoop  wc:10k-25k 
july 2014 by poiisons
"I can see a dream down there" by glovered
Dean and Kevin team up to extricate Ezekiel from Sam, but the spell has some unfortunate consequences.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:pg13  s9  wc:10k-25k  soul-bonding  humor 
july 2014 by poiisons
"Lightweight" by theundeadsiren
Simon and Kieren becoming fully alive again, getting drunk together and clumsily making out on the sofa.
fandom:in-the-flesh  ship:siren  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor  fluff  schmoop  from iphone
july 2014 by poiisons
"Keeping Score" by WrenClayton
Professor Sam Winchester has a little competition going on with Professor Castiel Novak.  A contest that involves their students.
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