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Untitled Wincest by whiskyandoldspice
A lot of things happen all at once. Dean’s licking a filthy stripe from Sam’s balls to the small of his back when he hears the tiniest little “poot” and feels a little rush of air against his face, and Sam stops trying to grind his ass against Dean’s nose and freezes.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  rimming  humor 
march 2015 by poiisons
"Destiel" by entanglednow
Dean makes a worried noise. "Should he be see-through? I mean that's not bad is it? That I can see all his...insides?" Dean looks like he's about to reach out and pet the huge mass of suspended organs, gloop and electric blue light. Sam makes an abortive attempt to pull him away, which turns into some sort of horrible full-body twitch when Castiel turns to look at him.
[bee] in which cas has dean's mpreg baby.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  m-preg  humor  from iphone
january 2015 by poiisons
"Even in Australia" by De_Nugis
Sam has a plan. Dean has rules. There is kissing.
[bee] part two of the be mine 'verse.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor  fluff  schmoop 
january 2015 by poiisons
"Be Mine" by De_Nugis
Dean didn't even realize he was doing it. Really. The whole heart thing was totally not a thing.
[bee] part one of the be mine 'verse.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  wc:<10k  s7  schmoop  rating:pg13  humor  fluff 
january 2015 by poiisons
"sedn pic of ur weinrer ;)" by RavenGrey
Sam hears his phone vibrate one last time and raises his head long enough to look at the dejected sad face before he conks out.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  sexting  humor  solo!sam 
january 2015 by poiisons
"Tall As Houses" by akadougal
Sam gets climby when he's drunk, and Dean mostly follows him around in a grumpy stumble to make sure he doesn't hurt himself.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor 
october 2014 by poiisons
Untitled pie comment fic by bertee
Sam pursed his lips. "Dean, please tell me you aren't making a pie so you can try to have sex with it. Because if that's on the cards, I want to be somewhere that is not here."
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor  s7  7x18 
october 2014 by poiisons
"My apple pie girl" by glovered
Garth finds a picture of Sam dressed as a girl in Dean's wallet.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor  crossdressing  s7  7x18 
october 2014 by poiisons
"At the mouth" by glovered
You don't go through demons, hellhounds, witches, and over fifty poltergeists in your lifetime without coming away with some lingering issues, a few tattered remains of a curse here and there, hanging on and subtly all-pervasive. Still, it's almost funny that a curse like this one has got them ready to throw in the towel, go hide out at Bobby's till they can find the cure, or till the curse blows over. So to speak. If it does. Which it will.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor  s6 
october 2014 by poiisons
"Incredibly Single & Ready to Mingle" by imogenbynight
Sam uses Facebook like the social media junkie he is. He's befriended literally every person he's ever had a conversation with since he got an account, which means that approximately—Dean checks—eight hours ago, he shared this horrible photo with something in the vicinity of nine hundred people. The caption below the picture reads “incredibly single & ready to mingle ;)” and roughly half of them have liked it.
Dean has never been so embarrassed in his life.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  au  fluff  humor 
september 2014 by poiisons
"All I Want Is to Have My Peace of Mind" by Eugara
Dean thinks Kevin might know about him and Sam. Well, he's not certain, but he's pretty sure. Really pretty sure. At least, he thinks he is.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  s9  humor  bottom!dean  top!sam  coming-untouched  from iphone
august 2014 by poiisons
"Nowhere Near Perfect" by keep_waking_up
Dean may have been a self-proclaimed ladies’ man, but Sam knew better than to think that the two of them hooking up would be anywhere near romantic.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  bad-sex  switching  fluff  humor 
august 2014 by poiisons
"What a Blast" by wickedthoughts1
It's a demon family dinner where canon is twisted and ignored. Abaddon just wants to fuck everyone, is that so wrong?
fandom:spn  ship:sambaddon  ship:abaddean  ship:megstiel  ship:crowley/naomi  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  humor  boyking!sam  moc!dean  demon!dean  rough-sex  hair-pulling  orgasm-denial  voyeurism  from iphone
august 2014 by poiisons
"Get a Room" by Mayalaen
Dean can already hear Sam unlocking the motel room door. “Damn it! Sam, get out!”
Sam rolls his eyes as he walks up to the table Dean's currently being fucked over. If anything, Cas fucks him harder, knocking Dean's duffel bag off the table and onto the floor with the force of his thrusts.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  bottom!dean  top!cas  humiliation  rough-sex  voyeurism  humor  fuck-or-die  from iphone
august 2014 by poiisons
"Sam Winchester and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day" by leonidaslion
Sometimes, you just shouldn't get out of bed in the morning.
[bee] contains one instance of ableist language.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  bottom!dean  humor  top!sam  schmoop  wc:10k-25k 
july 2014 by poiisons
"I can see a dream down there" by glovered
Dean and Kevin team up to extricate Ezekiel from Sam, but the spell has some unfortunate consequences.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:pg13  s9  wc:10k-25k  soul-bonding  humor 
july 2014 by poiisons
"Keeping Score" by WrenClayton
Professor Sam Winchester has a little competition going on with Professor Castiel Novak.  A contest that involves their students.
fandom:spn  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  au  college-au  teacher!cas  teacher!dean  teacher!sam  ship:sam/samandriel  ship:sabriel  ship:destiel  bottom!samandriel  bottom!gabriel  ship:sevin  bottom!kevin  top!sam  humor 
july 2014 by poiisons
"Art Imitating" by vorpalblades
Sammy has to tell his class a scary story, so he tells them about one of John's jobs.
fandom:spn  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  halloween  humor 
july 2014 by poiisons
"Getting Lucky" by ygrawn
“Dude, I’m being serious! Stop making Mr Miyagi jokes.”
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  wc:<10k  humor  rating:r  schmoop  fluff 
may 2014 by poiisons
"Sugar and Spice" by snappapple
Castiel and Sam's eateries have always been side by side. When Castiel's pastry chef Gabriel is fired for unseemly use of ganache, Sam picks up the slack and hopes for the best.
fandom:spn  ship:sastiel  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  baking-au  first-time  au  humor  bottom!cas  top!sam 
may 2014 by poiisons
"Like a Fish Out of Water" by nyxocity
During the final battle with the Leviathans, God finally makes an appearance and deigns to intervene. After granting Sam and Dean a few final requests, he 'packs his bags' and takes everything supernatural in existence with him. Left with nothing to hunt, Sam talks a reluctant Dean into settling down in a small town outside of Sioux Falls. Sam seems to want them live a normal kind of life, but between the ridiculous estate sale Sam bought to furnish the house, the arrival of a very human Castiel who's overwhelmed by human emotions, and their quirky, invasive neighbors, it's anything but. Dean's having a difficult time adjusting, convinced everything couldn't be more abnormal until Sam reveals exactly what kind of life he wants to have with Dean. Dean can't deny the part of him that wants it--but can he accept it?
bottom!dean  top!sam  frottage  fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  switching  wc:50k-75k  humor  curtainfic  bondage  dirty-talk  s7  domesticity 
february 2014 by poiisons
"On the Cover of a Magazine" by teashopmuses
Sam and Dean are called in to investigate the mysterious death of a model at a photography studio in Michigan. The only way for them to get in? Pose as models themselves – which is much easier said than done.
wc:25k-50k  fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  humor  s1  ship:sam/omc  first-time  bottom!dean  top!sam 
february 2014 by poiisons
"Feels Like The First Time" by Catchclaw
The first time was just a fluke. The second first time? A big misunderstanding. But the third first time? Now wait just a damn minute…
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:25k-50k  top!sam  bottom!dean  first-time  humor  fluff  angst 
february 2014 by poiisons
"The incestuous courtship of the antichrist's bride" by fleshflutter
Sam is trying to become the Antichrist in order to save the world. He has a small army of angels and demons, he has an adoring cult, he has a work of prophecy by Jack Kerouac, and he has Dean. Things are going pretty well until he accidentally signs Dean up as his Beloved Consort, a role that requires sex with the Antichrist on an altar. And that's when things stop going pretty well. Also, the soundtrack to the Apocalypse sucks.
[bee] this fic has a couple of casual mentions of rape and self-harm (as like, something suggested by some demons to sam. not committed in the fic or phrased graphically). i don't think it would trigger most people, but i'm just warning you that it's there if that's something that really bothers you.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:25k-50k  bottom!dean  top!sam  boyking!sam  humor  genderplay 
february 2014 by poiisons
"Sam and Dean Winchester: Unicorn Hunters" by aggybird
AU after Season 5. Sam and Dean are ready for a little down time after saving the world and somehow escaping from hell (again), when the Summer Queen shows up in their motel room to enlist their help. Turns out, the whole near-Apocalypse thing thinned the veil between our world and the world in which the faeries banished an ancient, terrible, and bloodthirsty race of beasts: Unicorns.
Luckily, with the help of some faery allies and an unorthodox plan, they might be able to save the world. Again. But this time from unicorns.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:10k-25k  humor 
february 2014 by poiisons
"Tethered to You" by annabeth
Sam wants Dean, but he'd like him even better dead.
[bee] this fic is a little dark, but i promise it isn't as bad as it sounds. there's a warning for non-con, but it's not graphic or inflicted on sam or dean.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:25k-50k  ship:sam/omc  necrophilia  breathplay  drug-use  voyeurism  solo!sam  roleplay  snowballing  bondage  humor  gunplay  bottom!dean  top!sam  iceplay  rimming  facials  pain-play  felching  dark!sam 
february 2014 by poiisons
"All That Sam" by Catchclaw
Dean thinks of himself as an innovator. A sex god. A professional problem solver. And then Sammy gets hit with some hoodoo and all of that shit gets shot straight to hell.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  wc:10k-25k  first-time  solo!sam  humor  fluff  rating:r 
february 2014 by poiisons
"Are You Now, Or Have You Ever...?" by nyxocity
Dean's subconscious is showing. (After a creature attack that leaves Dean feverish and hallucinating, his subconscious makes a connection between he and Sam that his conscious mind can't seem to shake once he's well. His newfound realization keeps coming out in the strangest of ways--really strange.)
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  first-time  humor  tentacles  s6  bottom!dean  top!sam 
january 2014 by poiisons
"They're My Boys" by soulfulsam
Bobby helped raise Sam & Dean and, no matter what they do, has always thought of them as "his boys." But when his soul becomes bound to his flask after his death and he's trapped in small spaces with Sam & Dean 24/7 how will he feel about what he sees in their relationship, especially if they get affectionate with each other and he can't escape?
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  s7  outsider-POV  schmoop  humor 
january 2014 by poiisons
"Words For Snow" by wanttobeatree
After the Apocalypse is averted, the brothers make the best of things.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  schmoop  mute!sam  s4  humor 
january 2014 by poiisons
"Maintaining a Radio Silence" by purewanderlust
Winchesters don't talk about their feelings, but Sam's always been really excellent at finding loopholes.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:g  wc:<10k  humor  1x18  1x12 
january 2014 by poiisons
"Like A Virgin" by leonidaslion
Dean goes and gets himself cursed. Again. Sam, being the wonderful brother he is, fixes it.
[bee] dean gets cursed into acting like a blushing virgin, so it might read a little dub-conny at first.
bottom!dean  humor  fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  top!sam  virgin!dean 
december 2013 by poiisons
"Putting Things In Dean's Butt" by WrenClayton
Sam puts things in Dean's butt.
[bee] by "things," they mean foodstuffs. aka; the walnut fic.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  bottom!dean  top!sam  object-insertion  humor  food-sex 
december 2013 by poiisons
"Switching It Up" by StripySock
Sam has had it his way all too long in the bedroom and Dean is wresting that back.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  humor  wc:<10k  switching  bottom!sam  bottom!dean 
december 2013 by poiisons
"Spectacular, Tentacular" by lazy-daze
Dean is cursed with tentacles. Sam thinks they're gross. Dean is gonna prove to Sam how much fun they can be.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  humor  tentacles  wc:<10k  bottom!sam  top!dean 
december 2013 by poiisons
"A Matter of Trust" by philalethia
In which Dean freaks out, and Sam tries to smooth things over.
[bee] "It's so ridiculous. Sam can't believe this is what his life has come to. Holding his big brother's hand through incestuous anal sex."
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  humor  wc:<10k  bottom!dean  top!sam  rimming 
december 2013 by poiisons
"Triple Dog Dare" by estrella30
Sam didn’t realize he’d fallen asleep until he woke up with another goddamned spoon in his mouth. He shot up in his seat, flapped his hands and the spoon fell into his lap. Next to him Dean slapped the steering wheel and laughed so hard he nearly drove them off the side of the road.
“Man,” Dean said, gasping for breath. “That is never not funny.”
fandom:spn  rating:nc17  ship:wincest  humor  wc:<10k 
november 2013 by poiisons
"Wake Up Call" by htebazytook
Sam wants to hit the road. Dean delays them a little.
fandom:spn  rating:nc17  ship:wincest  s2  humor  wc:<10k  bottom!dean  top!sam 
november 2013 by poiisons
"What Has Eight Tentacles and Isn't Allowed to Eat Pie?" by scaramouche
Dean watched an anime porn about this once, but real life turns out to be way less interesting.
Or, the one where Dean gets turned into an octopus.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  wc:10k-25k  h/c  tentacles  humor  fluff  schmoop 
october 2013 by poiisons
"Matchmakers" by teashopmuses
It's Sam's birthday, and Dean's determined to get him laid.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  humor  matchmaking  bottom!dean  top!sam 
october 2013 by poiisons
"High-Minded" by alethialia
Dean accidentally gets high. Sam deals really well.
fandom:spn  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Creature of Habit" by trinityofone
The more you love someone, the more you want to kill them. Or: How Cas developed some bad habits, and Dean coped surprisingly well.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  s5  humor 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Collateral Damage" by komodobits
Castiel takes offense at being called awkward, and goes out of his way to prove Dean wrong.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  christmas  panty!kink  humor 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Apocrypha, or: How Chuck Learned to Stop Worrying and Love His Red Pen" by trinityofone
In which Bobby is kind of a dick, Sam skips out on dish duty, Castiel attempts to acquire a hobby, Dean does inappropriate things with jam, and Chuck’s not sure what story he’s writing anymore.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:r  wc:<10k  s4  humor  outsider-POV 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Cas + Dean 4Ever" by tuesdayfic
Dean finds a diary that is like the worst "Do you like me, y/n?" letter in history, Sam helps Castiel with one of the most ill-conceived plans ever, and Ruby is highly amused by everything.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  ship:samby  rating:nc17  wc:10k-25k  humor  s4 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Sharing Is Caring" by trinityofone
Cas and Ruby discuss the merits of their respective bedmates.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  ship:samby  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  sequel  humor  s4 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Building a Chair in Five Simple Steps" by Ias
Castiel discovers that "Some Assembly Required" is humanity's one great lie. Written in response to the post "Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture."
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Excuses, Excuses" by scaramouche
Sam watches Dean and Cas hold hands. And maybe trolls them a little bit.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor  fluff  outsider-POV 
september 2013 by poiisons
"How to Romance a Human" by cloudyjenn
Castiel consults Cosmopolitan magazine in order to win Dean's heart.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  wc:<10k  humor 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Good girl" by orange_crushed
(In which Team Free Will gets a four-legged mascot.)
Sam drives her to a veterinarian's office one day, in the stolen car he is now increasingly regarding as his, and she comes back sort of sulky and depressed from having been tricked into getting a series of vaccinations.
"I know the feeling," Cas says, at floor level with her, while the puppy licks the underside of his wrist and makes sad eyes. "I was once immune to tetanus, but now I am forced to endure booster shots." He looks over at Sam and Dean, and lowers his voice to a whisper. "They told me they were taking me to the zoo," he says. He pets her ears. "You will learn to trust again."
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:g  wc:<10k  fluff  bunkerfic  s9  humor 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Or Die Trying" by britomart_is
"Dude, you-" Dean wheezed through his laughter-"You took notes on porn!"
Dean wiped a tear from the corner of his eye, trying to compose himself, but when he looked up and saw Sam's affronted expression he started all over again. "You took notes on porn!"
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  humor  first-time  bottom!dean  top!sam 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Five Times Castiel And Dean Had Awful Sex (And One Time It Was Good)" by anonymous
Dea/Cas - Awkward, fumbling sex. Clashing teeth, accidentally bruising each other, biting too hard, disastrous foreplay.
[bee] hosted on blindfold_spn, so you'll need to be a member of that comm to view.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  5-times-fic  humor  bad-sex  orgasm-denial  rimming  bottom!dean  top!cas 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Effanineffable" by deirdre_c
Did Dean bring home a cat... or didn't he?
fandom:spn  rating:pg13  s7  humor  wc:<10k  fluff 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Trunk-ated" by saone77
'That—uh—feels really uncomfortable', anyone? Like Dean could resist messing around with Sam when he was like that.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  5x08  rating:pg13  humor  impala!sam  wc:<10k 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Start Quoting Shakespeare and We're Done" by pyrebi
In which Dean has the hots for a librarian named Cas, Cas may or may not have the hots for a mechanic named Dean, and Gabriel joins Sam in the peanut gallery in the hopes that he might just get to do a horizontal tango of his own.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:pg13  humor  au  librarian!cas  mechanic!dean  ship:sabriel  wc:10k-25k 
september 2013 by poiisons
"Waves" by wormstaches (lamarnza)
Dean Winchester is the average guy: football, college, kid brother, nice car, girls and beer; his life is black and white, that is until he meets Castiel Collins: pretentious, slutty, sweater-wearing genius, who won't even take the time to look up at him from his obscure novel while he insults him. And then everything is shades of gray and Dean is drowning.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:r  wc:50k-75k  au  college-au  h/c  angst  humor  first-time  drug-use  suicide-attempt 
july 2013 by poiisons
"Dating for Dummies" by sevenfists
Sam rolled over again and groaned. Maybe he was the one who was freaking out. He buried his face in one of the pillows. It smelled like Dean's hair gel.
[bee] warning for one instance of ableist language.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:r  wc:<10k  humor  first-time  bottom!sam  top!dean 
july 2013 by poiisons
"Tokipokey?" by mikes_grrl
It may or may not be punishment for (allegedly) burning down the frat house, but either way, Dean feels it is above and beyond cruel to make him roomies with Castielofreakasuarus.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  panty!kink  humor 
july 2013 by poiisons

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