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I had another fun pitch from a crypto person that was basically "did you know most companies do their payroll in on…
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it's just like when American tech start ups pitch their services as, like, "what if there was a better way to pay y…
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there's something very telling about crypto people being shocked by what's possible in a country with a functioning…
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Lot's of top notch books about beer making their way into the world at the moment. If I wrote one, it would just be…
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I hope you don’t mind me borrowing your Ugg boot slipper. I just needed a little shut-eye and it was the perfect no…
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there’s a super cozy blanket. that the human and i. both really like. i think i should get to use it tonight. and t…
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Olivia Jaimes has got YOUR number, inteenet
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Step 1: buy a perfectly good house
Step 2: fuck that shit right up
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit
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Classic case of arguing in bad faith by this guy; Evan Davis explains what happened in this thread. Reflection: soc…
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'Young people are too sensitive' says grown man who punched another grown man because his dinner wasn't ready
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It's calculated based on arrival time delay, not takeoff, so more than five minutes short here. This w…
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"Russian group paid 10.6 rubles — abt 16 cents — for the Facebook ad, which was seen 283 times. But targeting was s…
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Maybe Latin doesn’t mean what it used to.
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Things that are older than students starting college this Fall:
—The Matrix
—Toy Story 2
—Your favorite mug
—Smash…
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My therapist once said I need to be kinder to myself so later when I was thinking something self-deprecating, I sto…
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I just got a call from "Dave" from "Technical Support" who said I had a security problem on my computer. "Which on…
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"I absolutely despise politics in games but Papers, Please was a great game"

*blinks slowly*
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anyone who talk shit about young people being on their phones is clapped. we could be reading books on here. learni…
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I will consider joining a different social media site when it too becomes a place where a billionaire on uppers can…
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Never, ever, ever put my likes into people's timelines. There's a reason I chose like and not retweet. You need to…
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My screen name denotes what cops reduce me to on radio calls.

Your move.
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I don't understand what is going to make Mastodon succeed where didn't. I don't think the a…
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I don't understand what is going to make Mastodon succeed where didn't. I don't think the a…
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Other interesting questions posed by YouGov:
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Automatic announcement on train just said “This train is for...” and didn’t continue, so I said “that’s adorable! H…
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Your dad cheated on all three of his wives
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mature-ass woman who reads the news and pays her own bills laughing herself to sleep because a commercial for washi…
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RT : "All Star", translated to Aramaic and back into English. Sheer poetry.

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RT : Last night a guy was over explaining his Google home so I looked him dead in the eye and said "okay google, define…
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there won't be an n-word for us because we are not in and of being polyamorous subject to centuries of…
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What fucking weird boutique high-level language do you code in where this is a potential problem?

Oh wait, you me…
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You. Have. Literally. Just. Taken. Away. Their. Freedom. To. Move. To. Germany.
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I've taken to using the phrase "if wishes were fishes, we'd all be captain birdseye" as if it were a piece of timel…
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That utter fool said he’d show me around the offices down here. I thought used used to be a smart man.
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I had interrupted him so he just stared back with his mouth half-open and his arms half-raised when he w…
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RT : Bitcoin is a hedge agaist the whole world falling apart yet somehow keeping all its Internet infrastructure, electr…
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Tom means 1Password will autofill passwords directly into apps, not just browsers, as of iOS 12. S…
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me lookin through the peephole to see if the pizza guy is here
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Chris Grayling on Brexit is every bit as bad as you thought it would be
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I see you’re American. You often don’t see the coral on American scallops, they’re generally remov…
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"Anti political correctness!"

::chef kiss::
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This is an amazing difference compared to how he was on the weekend; one dose of chemo plus three days of steroids…
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Jake update: he seems to be feeling better. He ate more yesterday, the lymph node swelling has gone down, and today…
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My friends are always very generous about sharing their orders of bread at the Indian restaurant; a…
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Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I to…
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That awkward moment when a major DC think tank first learns about the concept of a “mixed economy” in 2018.
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one time I dreamed i had a hovering camera only it was more like Eve from Wall-e
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RT : You mean the Orwell who literally traveled to Spain in order to kill fascists? That Orwell?
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Eli’s never met an Arch user
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me: *types in symptoms*
WebMD: go see a doctor
me: oh I’m sorry, were my symptoms that my organs hurt because they’…
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Me & my husband enjoy the old 'YOU'RE [thing somebody has just mentioned or seen]' insult trope and he delighted -…
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It's ridiculously difficult to tell which blockchain proposals are serious and which are jokes, and as a result I a…
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Sure, but now your criticism is of Apple, not the app developers. That screenshot is from .
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I’d argue it’s better than everyone’s photos app being clogged up by edited & unedited copi…
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I posit that “I beg your pardon” has now entirely lost its original meaning of “please forgive me,” and now only me…
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Original is preserved via the standard iOS mechanism.
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No way, that would have violated my two rules of "don't talk to strangers on planes" and "don't talk t…
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there are people on here i’ve followed for years and they follow me back but we never interact. we’re like two npcs…
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Twitter won't block the nazis so I'm moving to a (checks notes) federated platform that has no mechanism for blocki…
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Read the thread that led up to this. This is Prime Internet Pwnage.
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Sure, same. I kept my first half a dozen cars together through endless tinkering and sheer force of will.…
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I guessed, but we don’t say that. We usually just say the capacity in litres and leave “four cylinders” i…
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A woman on this plane is wearing the same exact outfit (shoes, jeans, blazer, shirt). Even the same hair style, hei…
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I was idly looking at smart locks and then I read this. Wait, what? Why aren’t these free, ⁦⁩? How muc…
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In case you’ve ever wondered if I am Extremely Basic, look upon this curry order I am about to eat, and know there…
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RT : My wife and I recently got married and decided that neither of us would change our last names. Some people disagree…
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Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle. - POLITICO Magazine
RT : In all my years of being Extremely Online, never before have I seen someone owned this badly and this thoroughly
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Today in “adventures to try and find something, anything that our very sick dog will eat”
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important $TSLA take-private reporting from local correspondent Azealia Banks (via )
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Hmmm yes the extremely well-known phenomenon where no black person is ever prosecuted for a crime
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