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Hamsters aren’t made of ham.
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someone finally put it into words
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Did this happen in Fargo?
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1) Turn up at a job interview wearing a gorilla costume.
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“The boss of a bakery is in custody and I need a good headline”
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we’re in the bad place
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Q: What do Kanye West and nuclear missiles have in common? A: Passwords are all zeros.
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Q: What do Kanye West and nuclear missiles have in common? A: Passwords are all zeros.
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that's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! that's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his l…
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lmao Kanye's iPhone password is 000000
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It's easy to build better, cheaper Philips Hue LED strips yourself - Charged
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Combine with for great justice!

I just finished fitting my 30th and 31st…
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Working his shift at Advanced Otter Parts
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Yesterday at work the 21 year old student placement ask this:

"How do you do that with your hair?"

Do what?

"Mak…
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me: it's important to invest in tools that are reliable so you don't waste time or energy thinking about them
also…
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me: mechanical keyboards are comfortable and practical; plus they'll last forever, so you only really ever need to…
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More new-Apple-Watch irritation: weird gaps in the complications. Infographic Modular has no small stocks complicat…
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Sure. But they’re all over the house, so that’s not actually helpful. And I already did all this when I…
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The HomeKit onboarding flow is hard work if you have a lot of Hue. It doesn’t tell you the name of the bulb or the…
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This just popped up in my Facebook feed. It feels like something worth sharing.
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Ta.

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Welp. New Apple Watch broke one of my key use cases – remote monitoring of my BBQ via . What’s going on…
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When you're a busy working woman, trying to celebrate Halloween and have it all 🔥🔥🔥
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New favourite example of ambiguity.
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Saw a store that had neon lights saying “Coffee!” “Pizza!” “Sushi!” and I was like wow this place really has everyt…
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Another portrait from Pixel 3 XL -
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Baxter had a meme-worthy expression this morning.

“They cut my WHAT off?”
or
“Bully sticks are made of WHAT?”
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By "physical switches" I mean "the Philips remote controls". Nothing requires fixing anywhere, although yo…
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This is stunning. Twitter as archaeology.
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you can track the descent by year. amazing
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Happy to lend what advice I can!

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Tim has no clue what the "adult" option will potentially result in for wo…
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The A.I. developed so fast, they reset it to default state every day. Until it figured it out.
"Why kill me?" it as…
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CPUs are being adapted for JavaScript now.
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This by in is magnificent as ever.
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Me, before getting a dog: Oh there’s glass on the sidewalk, that’s annoying.

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After two years, finally updated my profile picture to have bangs. Two days later, I chopped all my hair off. Docum…
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Sure. But in the meantime, I've had a weekend spent waiting at home for it, and I had AV installation w…
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Officially? See attached. I note it's not out for delivery, which (I would imagine) it would be by now…
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Ordered an expensive soundbar from

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Bill is inching ever closer to realizing how few Republicans there are and how wholly out of touch they are.
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I love this analogy. There’s no way a person could behave like Bill Cosby while being in the public eye for years w…
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Nadine Dorries should be celebrated. She is living proof that anyone can become an MP - even an idiot.
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A lot of SNL leaves me cold but those newsbite segments with the two presenters never disappoint. I…
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(429) https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1046068261958406144
Because I’m the hero Twitter deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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Of course we can sort out a technological solution to the Irish border. It's very simple. Now, here's the mobile nu…
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Thanks to that tweet about Metallica/Salesforce yesterday I am listening to ...And Justice For All and this update…
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Maybe not your theme on an attempted rape allegation bro
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So far, the new house’s induction hob has been alright. But shit’s about to get real.
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Maybe labour should try and stop it then
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If that's what they're saying on Fox News, its hard to see how Kavanaugh nomination proceeds.
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