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When you hear Goats cheese and pesto focaccia is 2 for £1 at Lidl, but know it will sell out before you can get the…
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Who is going to cook the food at Republican-only restaurants?
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Apropos of nothing, here’s how the GOP responded to a baker telling Joe Biden not to come by in 2012
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Didn’t you morons get your panties in a wad defending the baker that didn’t want to make cakes for gay couples?
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You, my friend, are ready to write about software licensing.
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Republicans: BUSINESS SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE BASED ON SINCERELY HELD BELIEFS!

Business: Get out.…
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Uhh, where did you get seven miles?
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I feel like this means “smaller pack size.”
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If we had a competent opposition, this would be on billboards all over the country come the next general election.
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2016:
“Brexit will provide more opportunities for business”

2018:
“Fuck business”
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I'll be marking it in the traditional way, by setting up an office in Dublin.
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So, where do I apply to get back the $65 I spent to replace the space bar on my MacBook? And the hours I wasted dri…
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“People should be prepared to take responsibility for their actions” — basically every conservative ever
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Nope. 73.6% of Airbus shares are in public hands. Only the remainder is he…
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I would like to thank personally, as well as Leave in general for all the lovely new jobs it…
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As my mother always said, when you’re in a multi-£bn partnership with an aeroplane company in which key allies are…
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did...did a TV tweet this
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I guess fox viewers can throw out those All Lives Matter signs in the back of their garage.
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The fucking audacity. You were all literally told this would happen years ago, you planks. The bullshit surprise th…
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TBF, Farage has been EU funded for nearly 20 years, too.
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But if parliament just votes to give May a free hand, she will eventually solve this infuriatingly difficul…
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*looks to camera*

And here have have Stephen’s recent voting record:
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"I didn't realise businesses would prepare for 'no deal'," sobs MP who voted for amendment providing that governmen…
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You know Airbus said the UK needs to stay in the single market, right? Or did that nugget fly by the Labour front-b…
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Most of my life, I thought the crunchy, delicious part at the bottom of a pot of rice was called "caraspas." It was…
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This happened. Time to delete civilisation and start again.
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Someone please buy this jacket and wear it to her divorce when Trump dumps her. Or his funeral, either is good.
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Narrator: It wasn’t legit.
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Sooooo read this thread and then some of the replies. Yeah. Good luck; have fun.
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Crazy how as a young woman, the media convinced me that men are thinking about our acne/scars/bellies/imperfections…
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please please please please pleeeeeeeaaaase please actually happen please please please please please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻…
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Ed Sheeran: Police issue ticket and travel warnings for the singer’s sellout Cardiff shows, saying that people who…
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RT : Every now and then I reread this astonishing and terrifying description of the end of the dinosaurs, via…
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I’m very proud of what my team at has done with the issue that hits a week from today. We’re celebrati…
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How had Jordan Peterson never heard this extremely basic counter argument to his position before
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Weird how people who have a problem with baby jails don't want to be friends with people who are all for baby jails
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My 11th grade English teacher told me: “you’re using a dollar word in a nickel sentence” and that has s…
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Almost everything you can observe about the modern travel industry as a user comes down to “the margins…
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Iain M. Banks, as relevant as ever.
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At PMQs each week Jeremy Corbyn gets to ask the Prime Minister six questions. For some reason I had this naive idea…
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Wonderful scenes here at as Theresa May defends her own ridiculous "Brexit dividend" nonsense by pointing out…
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Jeremy Corbyn: “Mr Speaker, the Prime Minister says she wants a ‘deep and special relationship’ with the EU. Yet th…
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sometimes I think abt this interaction and miss baked alaska a tiny bit. a true gem of stupidity
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Has anyone done this yet?
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4 U.S. Code § 8(b):

“The flag should never touch anything beneath it”
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LMAO this colicky baby has been absolutely out of control lately
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Yeah as the granddaughter of an auschwitz survivor I’m gonna pull rank and say it’s ok to use concentration camps t…
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In the Commons, Labour MPs have tried to tell ministers that there's no "Brexit dividend", so where's the money rea…
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RT : 2016: “Calm down, Trump will probably govern as just another Republican. And if he ever starts something insane, li…
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Thread. While far be it from me to provide advice to national and local government here in the UK on how to handle…
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1. This is *that* Godwin. Of the Law.

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The last time a Falcon 9 blew up Elon implied someone snuck onto a military facility with a sniper rifle and blew i…
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Just ate some yoghurt that I bought thinking it was normal yoghurt, but actually it was fat free. Please respect my…
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when the McDonalds drive thru tells me I can get breakfast all day but they're not serving French Fries at 10am
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CAR: *is a car*
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Hey, cool, just the official Number 10 account tweeting something provably and blatantly false, no big deal.
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The most successful C++ features I know:
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“In this bowl, I have one and three quarters plus two tablespoons of powdered sugar.”

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The internationally recognised gesture for 'We've all had a drink'
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