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Untitled Random Pete/Patrick Podfic by iphignia939 & lovelypoet, read by pennyplainknits
"Come on! Just do one! Or twelve!" He follows Patrick around with a tape recorder for like three days before Patrick just gives up and says "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together" in the most boring monotone ever.

"No!" Pete stamps his foot. "Dude, come on, be serious."

"Be serious? You want me to *seriously* let you record me doing cheesy pick-up lines so people know when it's time for your bar to turn into an orgy?" He smacks Pete upside the head and wanders away again. Pete follows him around the whole time doing hang-dog puppy face. "Hemmy's better at it," Patrick tells him, batting the recorder away.
Podfic  Bandom  Slash  Pete/Patrick  First_Time  Time0:10-0:20  Jul2012  Sept2012  May2013 
july 2012 by paraka
Killed By My Grace by saucery, read by heard_the_owl
A dark, fractured retelling of Sleeping Beauty, starring Derek Hale as the rescuer-turned-abductor, as the feral, carnivorous prince.
Podfic  TeenWolf  Slash  Derek/Stiles  AU  Fusion  Noncon  Time<0:10  Jul2012 
july 2012 by paraka
Everything and Nothing by Bontaque, read by k_town
Jackson hates Stiles because he's always happy. It makes him angry and curious and so much more.
Podfic  TeenWolf  Slash  Jackson/Stiles  First_Time  Time<0:10  Jul2012  via:parakatr 
july 2012 by paraka
I Was Looking for a Hooker When I Found You by sunsetpanic, read by dr_fumbles_mcstupid
From this brilliant prompt over at the teenwolfkink LJ comm:
Stiles is a twenty year old virgin who really wants to get fucked. But he doesn't want it to be super awkward or strange with some person he picks up in a bar so he orders a call man or whatever you call a male call girl [gigolo? Hustlers are on the street?] and he asks them to come to a hotel. Cue Derek who is not a hooker! but accidentally knocks on the wrong door, and Stiles is all HOLY SHIT YES and kisses him, and Derek is like, well, it's the right door now, and they have sex.

Cue the next morning when Stiles is all, I didn't know hookers spend the night and Derek is like, what do you mean hookers.
Podfic  TeenWolf  Slash  Derek/Stiles  AU  Prostitution  Misunderstanding  First_Time  Time0:30-0:45  Jul2012 
july 2012 by paraka
Red by starbeast
When Stiles doesn't listen to Derek and almost gets himself killed, Derek decides to spank him as punishment.
Fic  TeenWolf  Slash  Derek/Stiles  Kink  Virgin  First_Time  WC:2K-5K  Jul2012 
july 2012 by paraka
Oh Doctor Doctor by softlyforgotten
It was just that on his first day in the oncology department of the hospital six years ago, he'd been introduced to Dr Ryan Ross, Head Surgeon, and fallen stupidly and irrevocably in love with him, and that, apparently, was that. (A hospital AU.)
Fic  Bandom  Slash  Ryan/Brendon  AU  NotFamous  H/C  Misunderstanding  First_Time  WC:10K-25K  Jul2012 
july 2012 by paraka
The Happiest Fuckin’ Place on Earth (tm) by Roxy_palace, read by argentumlupine
Only two kinds of people worked at Disneyland Park, Anaheim, CA: Frank Iero, and everyone else. What happens when our cynical, maintenance-man-with-a-grudge meets new Disney employee, Gerard Way, a starry-eyed Mouse fanatic? Find out when you enter The Happiest Fuckin’ Place on Earth. Have a magical day!
Podfic  Bandom  Slash  Frank/Gerard  AU  NotFamous  First_Time  Time2:30-3:00  Jul2012 
july 2012 by paraka
Bottoming From The Top by jedusaur, read by crazybutsound
Pete's the one inflicting the pain, but he's definitely not the one in charge. He's pretty sure that any games being played here are between Ryan and Ryan. Ryan is the dom, and Ryan is the sub, and Pete is the sex toy.
Podfic  Bandom  Slash  Pete/Ryan  Kink  D/s  First_Time  Time0:20-0:30  Jul2012  Rec 
july 2012 by paraka
Another Ex On the Calendar by lalejandra, read by reena_jenkins
I'm saying we should seduce Ryan -- he's already more than half in love with you -- and maybe he'll stay with us when Jon leaves.
Podfic  Bandom  Slash  Moresome  Brendon/Spencer  Ryan/Brendon/Spencer  AU  Established_Relationship  First_Time  Time0:10-0:20  Jul2012  Rec 
july 2012 by paraka
Screaming Down The Starlit Sky by herlovewasajoke, read by reena_jenkins
Arrogance and impulse control -- too much of one means too little of the other. Lines are drawn, alliances are forged, and nothing in Beckett's city will ever be the same again.
Podfic  Bandom  Slash  Ryan/Brendon  Spencer/Jon  Frank/Gerard  Mike/Tom  Butcher/Siska  Alex/Tom  Alex/Cash  Pete/Patrick  Bob/Joe  Adam/Tommy  AU  Vampires  Bonding  Superpowers  Dubcon  Amnesia  Dark  First_Time  Established_Relationship  Time30:00-40:00  Rec  Awesome  Nov2012  Jul2012  Aug2019 
july 2012 by paraka
A Very Magical Kidnapping by deastar, read by exmanhater
Kris gives him a look. "You kidnapped me. You are holding me here against my will. I keep feeling like that fact isn’t getting the attention it deserves."
Podfic  AmericanIdol  Slash  Kris/Adam  AU  Magic  First_Time  Time1:00-1:30  Jul2012  Rec 
july 2012 by paraka
I Was Your Silver Lining by shoemaster & theopteryx, read by isweedan
"So what do you do?" "I wait." "You wait? Like, what, tables?" "I wait for you." Werewolves, Gypsy magic, soul mates, reincarnation and Gerard being a creeper.
Podfic  Bandom  Slash  Frank/Gerard  AU  WereAnimals  Magic  First_Time  Time5:00-10:00  Jul2012  Rec 
july 2012 by paraka
Knotting Expectations by chase_acow
Stiles gets an eyeful and suddenly getting up close and personal to a werewolf is all he can think of.
Fic  TeenWolf  Slash  Derek/Stiles  PWP  Knotting  First_Time  WC:5K-10K  Jul2012 
july 2012 by paraka
Ain't that a Kick in the Head 'Verse by swing_set13, read by dr_fumbles_mcstupid
Wherein Hogwarts is a hotbed for teen romcoms where the surly hot guy is really a romantic dork who pines after the oblivious nerd who love getting into trouble. Oh and there are dragons. AND FEELINGS. And magic, but that's really not important to the plot.
Podfic  TeenWolf  HarryPotter  Slash  Derek/Stiles  AU  Fusion  First_Time  Time0:30-0:45  Jul2012  Rec 
july 2012 by paraka
This Seed Burst and Grown by sena, read by pennyplainknits
Nobody's in a band, but Pete and Patrick meet in the Chicago music scene, anyway. Patrick's sixteen and mostly innocent and kind of confused and Pete's older and cooler and fucked up in ways that just make Patrick like him more.
Podfic  Bandom  Slash  Pete/Patrick  AU  HighSchool_AU  College_AU  First_Time  Time1:00-1:30  Jun2012  Rec  Jul2012  Sept2012 
june 2012 by paraka
Darling it is No Joke by thehoyden, read by knight_tracer
The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.
Podfic  TeenWolf  Slash  Derek/Stiles  AU  First_Time  Time1:30-2:00  Jun2012  Jul2012  Rec 
june 2012 by paraka
Forget About the Dirty Looks by sassbandit, read by podcath, aphelant, argentumlupine, crinklysolution, inkjunket, klb & knight_tracer
An AU based on helenish's Take Clothes Off As Directed, where dominant and submissive BDSM roles -- and prejudices based on them -- are as mainstream as gender roles and prejudices in our own world.

It's 2006, and MCR are embarking on a major UK and European summer tour. They're touring with bands they've never worked with before, and as the only majority-submissive band on the tour, MCR are in for a rough time. Between Frank's on-stage antics, Gerard's urge to challenge social norms, the headlining band's douchebaggery, and the tabloid press, things get interesting fast. The band is family, though, and they look out for each other in spite of personal danger, bad publicity, and uncomfortable personal revelations.
Podfic  Bandom  Slash  Brian/Gerard  Bob/Ray  AU  D/s  First_Time  Time1:30-2:00  Apr2012  Jul2012 
april 2012 by paraka
Real Forever If by astolat, read by rhea314
The main thing he'd been thinking, that whole last week, was that when it was over, he'd finally be able to breathe again. He didn't know what else could've been making him feel so weird, the awful tightness in his chest every time he was in the same room with Cook, the way his stomach just kept clenching up and jumping.
Podfic  AmericanIdol  Slash  David/David  AU  SciFiAU  Bonding  First_Time  Time1:30-2:00  Aug2010  Sept2010  Mar2011  Jun2011  Jul2012  Rec 
august 2010 by paraka
Four PM by seperis, read by paraka
Loosely related to One AM. Amicable divorces that end in everyone being friends are seriously not all they're cracked up to be.
Podfic  AmericanIdol  Slash  Kris/Adam  Future_Fic  Family  Established_Relationship  Time<0:10  Jun2010  Aug2010  Dec2010  Jan2011  Apr2011  Jul2012  Rec 
june 2010 by paraka
One am by seperis, read by paraka
But then there's this; the ER at one in the morning with a blank faced doctor asking a series of escalatingly pointed questions while examining Kris' black eye and sprained wrist, which Kris meets with more and more bewildered answers ("There's a loose step to the basement and I fell. Didn't I just say that?") while Adam imagines the headlines tomorrow will speculate IS THE AMERICAN IDOL THE VICTIM OF ABUSE? and IDOL SCANDAL: LAMBERT'S ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES REVEALED. Cue interviews with ex-PAs and it's like Christmas came early to the paparazzi.
Podfic  AmericanIdol  Slash  Kris/Adam  Future_Fic  H/C  Established_Relationship  Time<0:10  May2010  Jun2010  Jul2010  Aug2010  Oct2010  Dec2010  Jan2011  Apr2011  Jul2012  Rec 
may 2010 by paraka
Favorite by astolat, read by fleurrochard
Arthur was tipped back against the wall, his mouth open for breath and staring at the small arrow-slit window over Merlin's head, trying to work out how it could possibly be that good with Merlin, of all people.
Podfic  Merlin  Slash  Merlin/Arthur  Merlin'sMagicIsRevealed  First_Time  Time1:30-2:00  Apr2010  Rec  Dec2010  Jul2012  Apr2019 
april 2010 by paraka

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