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The Problem I Want To Have by melusina, read by paraka
Tricia’s heard the jokes all the guys make, and she’s worked hard never to be that girl. She’s not going to do anything that could screw up the band. And she’s not going to be Pete Wentz’s fucking girlfriend.
Podfic  Bandom  Het  Pete/Patrick  Patrick/Travis  AU  Genderfuck  Breakup&Makeup  First_Time  Time1:30-2:00  Sept2019  Rec 
5 weeks ago by paraka
The Pact by Cori Lannam
The ancient Albion Pact demands that the Prince of Wales must take someone magic born as his soul-bonded consort by the time he is 30 or face death. Before he was a Detective Inspector Warlock, Merlin Emrys was young and in love and made a promise to Prince Arthur -- and now Arthur is calling it in.
Fic  Merlin  Queer  Merlin/Arthur  AU  Modern_AU  Royalty  CopAU  Soulmates  Genderfuck  Pining  Magic  A/B/O  First_Time  WC:10K-25K  Apr2019  Rec 
april 2019 by paraka
Completed Puzzle (Mother's Day Fic) Shattered_Mirrors_and_Lace
Pete’s thumb hovers over the post button as for the first time, in a really long time, he actually has to think about posting this for the world to see, which normally wouldn’t be that hard, but considering how ‘big’ this was…well, he wasn’t sure if he was ready yet. Hell, he could barely wrap his head around it...
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Pete reflects on his and Trisha's relationship over time when he tries to think of a way to break some major news to their fans.
(Ties into Mother's day)
Fic  Bandom  Het  Pete/Patrick  AU  Genderfuck  Rule63  Family  Established_Relationship  WC:2K-5K  Sept2018 
september 2018 by paraka
Blurred Crusade by Eriador117
Severus, Earl of Snape, retired soldier of the 3rd Crusade, never intended to marry. King John had other plans for him.
Fic  Harry/Severus  Slash  AU  NonMagical  Genderfuck  Historical_AU  Harlequin  First_Time  WC:10K-25K  Sept2018 
september 2018 by paraka
I'll Take Your Heart Served Up Two Ways by PunkRockPiccolo
When working as a server in a restaurant near a popular concert venue, you get to meet and serve many different interesting and famous people. Unfortunately for Patricia, one of those famous people has decided that she's worth sticking around for.
Fic  Bandom  Femslash  Pete/Patrick  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:2K-5K  Apr2018 
april 2018 by paraka
Nocturne by PunkRockPiccolo
Sometimes the night is too much. The noise is too loud and the guilt is suffocating. Everything is her fault. It doesn't take an idiot to see that.
Fic  Bandom  Femslash  Pete/Patrick  Genderfuck  Established_Relationship  WC:<2K  Apr2018 
april 2018 by paraka
Semi-Sweet by PunkRockPiccolo
If Petra knew it would take nearly three hours for their lead singer to be sufficiently distracted, she would have just asked their driver to stop at the next gas station and grabbed a fuck ton of gummy bears.
But no, she started this stupid plan, and damn it, she was going to see it through.
Fic  Bandom  Pete/Patrick  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:<2K  Femslash  Apr2018 
april 2018 by paraka
Graded on the Sanctity of Patience by BlackEyedGirl
Around about the time Phillipa Jane told her middle-school teacher that Phil wasn’t a nickname, it was her name and not a difficult one to remember, she picked up a reputation. That hasn’t really gone away. [Always-female!Coulson/Clint]
Fic  Avengers  Het  Clint/Coulson  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:5K-10K  Jan2014  Rec 
january 2014 by paraka
Hitch A Ride On The Back of a Butterfly by torakowalski
When Loki attacks SHIELD and brainwashes Clint Barton, Phil Coulson’s first priority is to get their daughter to safety. After that, there's just leading the ground defence against the Chitauri, organising a group of brand new SHIELD recruits into a workable army, and learning to work with Tony Stark. (Female!Phil AU.)
Fic  Avengers  Het  Clint/Coulson  AU  Genderfuck  Family  Established_Relationship  WC:25K-50K  Jan2014  Rec 
january 2014 by paraka
Initiation Into This Life by lar_laughs
(Or: 5 times Clint told the truth and one time she didn't)

Clint Barton has the Black Widow in the cross-hairs of her bow but stays her impulse as she realizes that this woman has seen things, in this first meeting, that not even the people who know her best have ever realized. I was told you were one thing, yet I see you are completely another.
Fic  Avengers  Gen  AU  Genderfuck  Budapest  WC:5K-10K  Nov2013 
november 2013 by paraka
Lionheart by Skoll
At fifteen, Tony had called her very first press conference, and walked into it wearing a sharply pressed suit, a man's suit, with her hair perfectly done up and her lips painted blood red. Her opening line was, “So I'm sorry, for all of you who thought shaming me for not having testicles for fifteen years would make me grow a pair, but I have news for you: I'm a woman, and I'm still a hundred times more capable than any man I've ever met.” Her second line was, “Also, stop calling me Natasha, for god's sake, my name is Tony.”

As press conferences go, that one sort of went down in history.

(Or: After Afghanistan, the press decides to call the suit 'Iron Man.' Tony's not getting over that one any time soon.)
Fic  Avengers  Gen  Genderfuck  AU  WC:<2K  Nov2013  Rec 
november 2013 by paraka
flashlights, spotlights, strobe lights by agent_orange
There are a few photographers up in front, the cameras flashing and lighting up Trish's face. She looks flustered occasionally, if a flash catches her in the eye, but doesn't let it stop her.
Fic  Bandom  Gen  Genderfuck  AU  WC:2K-5K  Jul2013 
july 2013 by paraka
Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails by justthismorning
Maybe Pete didn’t always know, or maybe he had, but when Brendon first told him, he hadn’t acted surprised and he didn’t treat Brendon any differently. He still blew on his face with morning breath before Brendon had had a chance to wake up, and still poked the bottoms of his feet when he fell asleep watching a movie. He still pinched him and gave him beer when Patrick wasn’t looking. He did ask what Brendon’s parents had named him. Brendon had stared at his hands and said, “Brenda, actually. Lame, I know. But it was easier than picking something totally new.”
Fic  Bandom  Brendon/Spencer  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:25K-50K  May2013  Rec 
may 2013 by paraka
I Would Tap That by megyal
When Patrick opened his eyes and saw the slim dark-haired girl sitting stock-still at the edge of the bed Pete had claimed, he was a little distressed, because, contrary to popular belief, Pete wasn't that big of a whore.
Fic  Bandom  Slash  Pete/Patrick  AU  Magic  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:2K-5K  May2013 
may 2013 by paraka
30 Day OTP Porn Challenge
Just an excuse to write porn, really; got the idea and the list of prompts from here: http://chasingriversong.tumblr.com/post/39525363882/30-day-otp-porn-challenge. Hope everyone likes the drabbles.
Fic  Bandom  Slash  Moresome  Pete/Patrick  Pete/Patrick/Mikey  AU  D/s  Genderfuck  First_Time  Established_Relationship  WC:5K-10K  Feb2013 
february 2013 by paraka
The Problem I Want To Have by melusina
Tricia’s heard the jokes all the guys make, and she’s worked hard never to be that girl. She’s not going to do anything that could screw up the band. And she’s not going to be Pete Wentz’s fucking girlfriend.
Fic  Bandom  Het  Pete/Patrick  Patrick/Travis  AU  Genderfuck  Breakup&Makeup  First_Time  WC:10K-25K  Feb2013  Rec  Awesome 
february 2013 by paraka
Untitled by pearl_o and etban
Pete is hanging out with his band, playing video games with Joe Troh and being a doofus dorkface, while Andy and Patrick play on computers and do their own thing in the background. When the phone rings, they pause the game and he answers.

Pete says, "Oh, hey, Mikey, what's up?" Because they're still friends, you know, and he thinks they're going to hang out or something.

And Mikey just says, very calmly because she's been practicing, "I'm having a baby, you're the father, I'm keeping it."
Fic  Bandom  Slash  Het  Femslash  Pete/Patrick  Pete/Mikey  Mikey/Alicia  AU  Genderfuck  Family  First_Time  Established_Relationship  WC:2K-5K  Feb2013 
february 2013 by paraka
A Place To Land by seimaisin
A story in which Joe has always been a girl.

“Reporters are all assholes,” Pete said, sitting down next to Jo.

“So are you.”

“Yeah, but you love me anyway.”

“Yeah, that’s the bitch of it, isn’t it?”
Fic  Bandom  Prehet  Joe/Pete  AU  Genderfuck  UST  WC:2K-5K  Feb2013  Rec 
february 2013 by paraka
Glowing at the Camera by rsadelle
Andy and Matt run an erotica/fetish photography studio. Pete gets Trish (they're not together) a session with them because he thinks she needs to build up her confidence.
Fic  Bandom  Het  Pete/Patrick  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:<2K  Nov2012 
november 2012 by paraka
Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails (what little boys are made of) by giddygeek
Whether he'd admit it or not, Patrick had a type. Pete had failed to account for that in her wish-making.
Fic  Bandom  Slash  Het  AU  Magic  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:5K-10K  Nov2012  Rec  Pete/Patrick  Sept2018 
november 2012 by paraka
Rebel Girl by girlpearl
And Patrick wants to say, see, this is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them. AU--Pete has always been a girl.
Podfic  Bandom  Het  Pete/Patrick  AU  Genderfuck  PretendDating  First_Time  Time0:10-0:20  Nov2012  Nov2013  Rec 
november 2012 by paraka
Cute Girls (Just Wanna Have Fun) by littlemousling, read by knight_tracer
Brent may have tricked Ryan and Spencer into auditioning a girl guitarist, but there's no question that Brendon is the best they've seen. Soon enough she's their new best buddy, too, hanging out at Spencer's house almost as much as Ryan does. The band is finally coming together, and Spencer's starting to think they might really make it as musicians--if she can stop getting distracted by her hopeless crush on Brendon.
Podfic  Bandom  Femslash  Brendon/Spencer  AU  GenderFuck  HighSchool_AU  First_Time  Time4:00-5:00  Oct2012  via:parakatr 
october 2012 by paraka
Trish!GSF by jubileebanker and fi
a scenario in which Pete, Andy and Joe all push bathroom doors open just a little so that they can listen to Trish get herself off in the shower.
Fic  Bandom  Moresome  Pete/Patrick/Andy/Joe  AU  Genderfuck  PWP  ChatFic  First_Time  WC:2K-5K  Sept2012  Apr2013 
september 2012 by paraka
Definitely Not Toni Stark's Voice Diary by bessyboo
Antonia Stark does NOT keep a voice diary. (Fuck you Rhodey, you were so much more fun when we were dating.)
Podfic  Avengers  Gen  AU  Genderfuck  Time0:10-0:20  Sept2012 
september 2012 by paraka
woman like a man by longtime_lurker
Pete wakes up feeling a little displaced in his own body.
Fic  Bandom  Slash  Pete/Patrick  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:5K-10K  Aug2012  Rec 
august 2012 by paraka
Manslaughter by moirariordan
Maybe it doesn’t matter where she is or what she’s doing, maybe all that matters is that she shows up. Saves the day, makes it worse, takes her shirt off. Whatever.
Fic  TeenWolf  Het  Derek/Stiles  AU  Genderfuck  PWP  Established_Relationship  WC:2K-5K  Jul2012 
july 2012 by paraka
All We Need (Is a little Bit of Momentum) by almostblue, read by knight_tracer
The Hush Sound did not tour with Panic! on the Nothing Rhymes with Circus tour. Brendon Urie is also not a girl. If you can roll with those two things, we're good to go.
Podfic  Bandom  Femslash  Brendon/Greta  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  Time0:45-1:00  Jul2012 
july 2012 by paraka
The Strong Scent of Evergreen by rubykatewriting
Derek and Stiles start something new. "I am, you know," she whispers against his mouth, and he tilts his head in question. "Yours."
Fic  TeenWolf  Het  Derek/Stiles  AU  Genderfuck  Bonding  Family  Virgin  First_Time  WC:25K-50K  Jul2012 
july 2012 by paraka
But I'm Not a Soldier by idyll
The first time Derek shoves Stiles against a wall, she pepper sprays him in his face.
Fic  TeenWolf  Het  Derek/Stiles  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:2K-5K  Jun2012  Rec 
june 2012 by paraka
I Want Your Lips to Sing by twentysomething, read by knight_tracer
"But for some reason, when Stiles sees Derek talking to Lydia, the two of them painfully good-looking, all she can think about is that her hair is in a messy ponytail and there's pizza sauce on the hem of her t-shirt. It's not like she wants to go on a montage out of a '90s teen film and come out like Rachel Leigh Cook on a staircase, but Stiles maybe thinks she doesn't want to look like the homeless one in the pack."
Podfic  TeenWolf  Het  Derek/Stiles  AU  Genderfuck  Jealousy  Misunderstanding  First_Time  Time0:30-0:45  Jun2012  Rec 
june 2012 by paraka
The Last Gentleman in New Jersey by etben
So the thing is - the thing is, Gerard Way is totally not stalking the lead singer of Pencey Prep. Really. He's not. Not even a little.
Fic  Bandom  Het  Frank/Gerard  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:10K-25K  May2012  Rec 
may 2012 by paraka
Hear Me Out by impertinence
It's not so much the turning into a girl that's a problem; that's happened before. It's the fact that Frank doesn't turn back.
Fic  Bandom  Slash  Het  Frank/Gerard  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:10K-25K  Apr2012 
april 2012 by paraka
For a Different View by impertinence
AU. Ray Toro is a girl, Rae, but MCR is still just MCR. (Written for bandombigbang '08.)
Fic  Bandom  Het  Mikey/Ray  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:25K-50K  Apr2012  Rec  Awesome 
april 2012 by paraka
Not a Pretty Girl by idyll, read by opalsong
I. Being a female sound tech in the scene fucking sucks at first. No, really, it does. For a lot of reasons. (Girl!Bob)
Podfic  Bandom  Gen  AU  GenderFuck  WomenBeingAwesome  Time3:00-4:00  Apr2012  Rec  Awesome  Sept2012  Dec2012  Jun2013  Sept2019 
april 2012 by paraka
Story of a Girl by seperis, read by reena_jenkins
When Joanna Sheppard was six years old, she stepped into the cockpit of her very first plane and told her parents that she wanted to fly.

"Women don't go into combat," Major Sheppard said with a frown, eyes flickering to his wife, leaning casually against the seat.

Captain Sheppard just grinned and reached down, guiding her daughter's hands. "Joan will fly planes that haven't been invented yet." Leaning down, her mother's voice hummed low and gentle against her ear. "All you have to do is want it."
Podfic  Stargate:Atlantis  Het  John/Rodney  AU  Genderfuck  Family  First_Time  Time1:30-2:00  Apr2011  Jan2012  Rec 
april 2011 by paraka
Girl You're Like a Weird Vacation by moirariordan, read by paraka
Dear Adam Lambert. Hello! My name is Kristina Allen, and I live in Conway, Arkansas. My parents are Kim and Neil Allen, and I am a lesbian. What about you?
Podfic  AmericanIdol  Femslash  Kris/Adam  AU  NotFamous  Genderfuck  First_Time  Time2:00-2:30  Dec2010  Feb2011  Mar2011  Jun2011  Jul2011  Rec 
december 2010 by paraka
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by eirana_regan
Adam looks at his reflection for the first time and holy fucking shit he’s a goddamn girl.
Fic  AmericanIdol  Femslash  Moresome  Kris/Adam/Tommy  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:2K-5K  Oct2010 
october 2010 by paraka
Girl, You're Like a Weird Vacation by moirariordan
Dear Adam Lambert. Hello! My name is Kristina Allen, and I live in Conway, Arkansas. My parents are Kim and Neil Allen, and I am a lesbian. What about you?
Fic  AmericanIdol  Femslash  Kris/Adam  AU  NotFamous  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:10K-25K  Sept2010  Awesome  Rec 
september 2010 by paraka
Kiss A Girl by setissma
Three days into Kris's total solitude, guitar and fly rod, no cell phone vacation in Colorado, Adam shows up on his doorstep at four in the morning with a suitcase.
Fic  AmericanIdol  Slash  Kris/Adam  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:5K-10K  Jun2010 
june 2010 by paraka
With Bones Like That by torakowalski, read by constance_b
“I’m Dr Rodney McKay,” she said slowly. “We were at Berkeley together. You majored in mechanical engineering because you’re an idiot who wanted to go to war rather than use your brain for something worthwhile. I’m Rodney McKay with breasts, okay? It’s not that hard to grasp."
Podfic  Stargate:Atlantis  Slash  John/Rodney  Genderfuck  AU  CanonAU  First_Time  Time0:45-1:00  Mar2010  Sept2010  Jun2013 
march 2010 by paraka
Untitled by anonymous
There was a point in his life, Arthur muses, when this would have been downright terrifying. But having had Merlin as Court Sorcerer for five years running must have reset his internal compass somewhere along the way. So the most he can think to say when looking down at the rather large mounds of flesh on his chest is "Huh."
Fic  Merlin  Slash  Het  Merlin/Arthur  Genderfuck  Future_Fic  Established_Relationship  WC:2K-5K  Oct2009 
october 2009 by paraka
Untitled by anonymous
Merlin never knew that breasts could look quite so attractive. He doesn’t think he minds the change.
Fic  Merlin  Het  Merlin/Arthur  AU  Modern_AU  Reincarnation  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:10K-25K  WC:25K-50K  Oct2009  Rec 
october 2009 by paraka
By Any Other Name by starcrossedgirl
Arthur/Merlin, girl!Arthur but Arthur doesn't get turned into one, he IS one. Princess!Arthur ftw :D
Fic  Merlin  Het  Merlin/Arthur  AU  Genderfuck  First_Time  WC:2K-5K  Oct2009 
october 2009 by paraka

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