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Up All Night to Get (Un)Lucky
In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

Also there's animes.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat/Jade/Terezi  pairing:John/Roxy  pairing:Dirk/Sollux  pairing:Dirk/Jake  pairing:John/Roxy/Calliope  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:dreamingHierophant  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:IM  extra:poly  extra:fanboy!  extra:humour  extra:domestic  extra:fluff 
december 2016 by opalsong
So It's Going
They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:TGP  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:angst  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:depression  extra:bodyhorror  extra:Linguistics!!!  extra:flirting  extra:drinking  Extra:Abuse  extra:aftermath  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2016 by opalsong
>Dave: survive three years on this rock
Growing up on a flying meteor is hard work. You know this from experience.

TG: dude what is this piece of shit you just sent me
CG: TO PUT IT IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS:
CG: IT’S A FUCKING LOVE STORY, DAVE.

Well, it's a bit more than that.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:naive_wanderer  quality:sunfish  extra:friendship  extra:slowbuild  extra:depression  Extra:Abuse 
december 2016 by opalsong
Multiply
"You aren't denying the guilt part," she says happily.

You shrug. This was the way you really liked her, alert and predatory, delighted with life and always a little weird. "You could find anybody guilty of something."

"That," Terezi declares, "is one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Jade  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Rose/Vriska  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:xeno  extra:firsttime  extra:enthusiasticConsent  extra:inflation  extra:dubcon  Extra:SexPollen  extra:kink 
august 2016 by opalsong
How to Impress an Empress
Comics for Ladyfest Echange assignment, explores relationship and power balance between purpleblood Rose and human Kanaya.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:G  type:art  site:AO3  artist:mesitka  quality:crocodile  extra:speciesswap  type:prose 
february 2014 by opalsong
Redux3
or :
In Which Dave Strider Is An Asexual Transsexual Off To Room With His Best Internet Friend John Egbert, Who Is Initially Unaware Of Dave’s Trans Status, While They Both Attend Western Washington University. Co-Starring Rose Lalonde As Dave’s Nosy And Also Identical And Cisexual Lesbian Twin Sister, And Karkat Vantas And Sollux Captor As Particularly Irritating Suite Mates. Featuring All The Trolls As Humans, Jade And Jake As John’s Gun Wielding Genius Cousins, And Dirk “Bro” Strider As The Hardest Character To Write. Also Includes Stupid Pranks, Second Hand Details, A Handful Of Sexuality Crisises, A Number Of Awkward Crushes Of Varying Levels Of Platonic, Flirting With Varying Levels Of Success, Instances Of Sloppy Makeouts, One Polyamorous Relationship, A Handful Of Lesbians, More Bullshit Than True Facts, And A Summary That Is Apparently Too Long.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Dirk/Jake  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sumomomochi  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:college  extra:humanstuck  extra:IM  extra:asexual  extra:trans 
october 2013 by opalsong
A Little Off the Top
On the list of "Things Karkat Needs to Remember To Pack for Surviving This Fucking Game, In Order of Priority," hair styling utensils fell somewhere between "rubble that crushed my lusus" and "last sweep's decomposable trash, recently unburied from the back lawnring, along with all those bodies of the undead I had to kill." In other words, somebody needs to give that boy a brush.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Gamzee/Terezi  rating:r  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Introsquirrel  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:Hygiene  extra:toPodfic 
july 2013 by opalsong
Stitch Two together
In which Rose inadvertently starts the first inter-dimensional chapter of Stitch and Bitch, and courts Kanaya through crafts.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Socchan  quality:sunfish  extra:knitting  extra:teambonding  extra:podficced! 
december 2012 by opalsong
Just Right
Or as it's known in Alternian, "In Which Karkat Vantas Is Overly Fond of Frozen Daquaritas, Five Grown-Ass Trolls Swap Dirty Gossip Like a Bunch of Old Biddies Playing Bridge, Kanaya Maryam Introduces Everyone to Babeland.com, Notes About Relevant Bits of Human Anatomy are Compared, and Tavros Nitram Doesn’t Mind Getting the Short End of the Stick"
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Tavros  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Dirk/Equius  pairing:Equius<>Nepeta  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:slipstream  quality:salamander  extra:xeno  extra:postSBURB 
september 2012 by opalsong
The Troll War
A peaceful Earth, five major powers united in global governance. An International Space Service, exploring the stars for new homes and signs of life.

An ever-expanding Alternia, convinced of its own supremacy, willing to tolerate no threats, willing to acknowledge no others.

A species with a history drowning in its own blood, in turning on itself, in destroying anything that seems other, in taking any excuse for a war.

(That last one was humanity. Trolls are about to find out they've made a big fucking mistake.)
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Vriska  pairing:Equius<>Nepeta<>John  pairing:John/Eridan  pairing:Dave/Gamzee  pairing:Dave/Aradia  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Karkat/Terezi  pairing:karkat/Nepeta  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Rose/Equius  pairing:Kanaya<>Vriska  pairing:Jade/Tavros/Dirk  pairing:Aradia/Vriska  pairing:Kanaya/Feferi  pairing:Feferi<>Eridan  rating:pg-13  length:series  Length:Long  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Outside_Context_Problem  quality:crocodile  extra:au  Extra:War  extra:politics  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:robot  extra:intense  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:cultureshock  extra:culturedifferences  extra:Sci-Fi 
september 2012 by opalsong
Shenanigan Ferris Ride
Directly after takeoff to the new session, Dave tries to adjust to the strange customs of the trolls, the havoc of romantic miscommunications, and recent past events, which continue to linger with all of them. It's hard to begin an entirely new life.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Gamzee/Tavros  pairing:Dave/Terezi  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Zade_Kassel  rating:pg-13  extra:slowbuild  extra:mystery  extra:drugs  extra:xeno  extra:culturedifferences 
september 2012 by opalsong
Field Notes From An Encounter With The Toxicodendrasticon Eradicans
Rose's face has flattened out into one of those human expressions you find so irritatingly impermeable. "Oh my God," she says, before you can stumble to the beginning of another sentence. "You're about to open your lips and inform me that I have been dosed with sex pollen."

It's caliginous sex pollen fic. I don't know what you want from me.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Nextian  extra:dubcon  Extra:SexPollen  extra:dreamsareforporn 
september 2012 by opalsong
Chrysanthemum & Arrangements
AU in which the guardians (that is, Mom, Dad, Bro, and Bec or Grandpa Harley) work for the government and made first contact with Alternia when their children were infants. One of them, as a peace offering to the trolls, offered their child's hand in marriage to a young wiggler.

They find out when they are thirteen, sixteen, or eighteen, when the trolls come to Earth (publicly or secretly).
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Karkat/Jade  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:partingxshot  author:anon_ficcer  extra:arrangedmarriage  extra:au  extra:2for1  Extra:Kid!Fic  quality:salamander 
september 2012 by opalsong
Trollish for the Easily Excited
For the prompt: i'd like either john/karkat or rose/kanaya, where the troll language is very different from english, and karkat/kanaya keeps lapsing into their native language during cute or ~*intimate*~ moments.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:nextian  quality:whale  extra:ink  Extra:Favorite  extra:podficced!  extra:Linguistics!!! 
september 2012 by opalsong
the career of his humour
He counts all of Time as his personal fiefdom. She is feared by things that don’t have a word for fear. Neither of them has ever had a girlfriend before. A coda to ‘Xenos’ and ‘The White House’. For full effect, read them first.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  site:tumblr  author:paraTactician  performer:nitensalis  extra:sequel  quality:crocodile 
september 2012 by opalsong
The White House
Well, Dave seems to be managing just fine by himself at the moment. Let’s check up on someone else, shall we? PT: Be the rainbow drinker.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  site:tumblr  author:paraTactician  performer:nitensalis  extra:sequel  quality:salamander 
september 2012 by opalsong
3 Homestuck Podfics
Title: And Only One Blanket
Summary: The building they come to falls somewhere on the shed-shack-cabin-cottage continuum; the threat of frostbite makes Rose disinclined to be picky.

Title: Going Both Ways
Summary: Karkat can match him at either end of his scale, balancing both highs and lows with this kind of frothing, incoherent fury that's...kind of attractive, in the right light. All that energy. All that drive.

Title: King of Spades
Summary: ==> Dirk: fuck the Man.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Karkat/Sollux  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:G  rating:nc-17  time:0:00-5:00  time:5:00-10:00  time:30:00-1:00:00  Type:PodFic  site:livejournal  author:laylah  performer:rhea314  quality:sunfish  extra:solo  quality:whale  extra:speciesswap  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:2for1 
september 2012 by opalsong
going to be an odd three years: karkat and ensemble cast
Fill for multiple requests along the lines of Karkat being injured/ill/somehow whumped and everybody gathering around to take care of him. In this case it's the space plague episode all over again, but I never claimed to be an original font of h/c.

For the purposes of this story everyone is more or less not crazy and Aradia and Sollux are on the meteor with the others.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:coldhope  quality:salamander  extra:ill 
september 2012 by opalsong
suffer the little children
On the meteor, Rose, Dave, Kanaya, Terezi, and Karkat find themselves passing through a series of hooked-together dreambubbles inhabited by some utterly inexplicable grubs. Grubs that squeak and fuss and cling and chew holes in their clothes. Grubs who resemble to a distressing extent trolls whom the meteor-dwellers killed or were killed by, but essentially grubs who need someone to see to them, even in dreambubbles out of time.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:coldhope  quality:sunfish  Extra:Kid!Fic 
september 2012 by opalsong
Shadows of Ourselves
The Game is over. You've won.

But it was a long, hard, painful victory, and the rewards have a catch, and you're all a little broken. But you'll stick together anyway because that's just what you do. You help each other cope and somehow in the end you'll make it through.

((Humanstuck AU: Mainly Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas. Dave second-person POV. Post-Sburb.))
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Terminality  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:humanstuck  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:slowbuild  extra:xeno 
august 2012 by opalsong
Out of His Depth
AU where all the kids and trolls meet up in the Veil. Dave Strider and Tavros Nitram help each other with their problems, and maybe fall in love along the way.

Huge thanks to Siadea for the beta; this would've been so much worse without her help.
fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Tavros  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  length:series  rating:r  type:prose  site:AO3  author:in_fini  author:Siadea  quality:salamander  extra:grief  extra:queer  extra:esteemissues  extra:homophobia  Extra:Abuse  fanwork 
august 2012 by opalsong
Let Me Love You
After many months together, John finally convinces Karkat to uphold his end of the "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" bargain, despite the troll's apprehension to do so. JohnKat fluff with smut, advisory for alien genitalia (as in tentabugles lol).
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:vespertineflora  extra:xeno  Extra:Tentacles  quality:salamander 
august 2012 by opalsong
Stray
Karkat is failing programming, English 101, and laundry. John can smell weakness, and like the best palhoncho he attacks weakness with friendship, relentless and obnoxious friendship. He has, however, delegated all of the butt touching to Jade and Dave.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat/Jade  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:ladyofshallnot  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:college  extra:humanstuck  Extra:Threesome/Moresome 
august 2012 by opalsong
tie kink 'verse
Post-Sburb by a number of years, with diplomatic connections well-established between Alternia and Earth, the trolls and the kids try to live their lives.

This seems to involve a lot of dressing up in suits on the parts of certain individuals. Mostly related to how Rose and Kanaya are finally getting married.

(And sometimes it involves some discussions about Dave and Tavros's troll wigglers, and how growing up Earthborn makes them neither trolls nor human. But not yet.)
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Tavros  pairing:Dave<>Terezi  pairing:Gamzee<>Tavros  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Karkat<>Kanaya  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Equius<>Nepeta  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:ValMora  extra:future  extra:wedding  Extra:Kid!Fic  Extra:Marriage  extra:xeno  quality:salamander 
august 2012 by opalsong
Looking Glass
After-the-end AU. When the kids and trolls get to inhabit a new world together, their bodies change and they all have to get used to it. Of all of them, John seems to be having the hardest time adapting to the changes.

(Now with comprehensive shipping chart, since keeping track of all the relationships in tags would be a little awkward. Chart will be updated as relationships change.)
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  length:chaptered  rating:nc-17  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Rimbaum  author:harpydora  quality:salamander  extra:hybridspecies  extra:aftermath  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  pairing:John<>Dave  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Sollux  pairing:John/Eridan  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Gamzee/Tavros  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee 
august 2012 by opalsong
Sparkly Rainbow Blood
Prompt: Let's have a thing where going God Tier has made the humans' genetic material and other bodily fluids sparkly and rainbow colored. Then let's take that thing and make it into another thing where we see the reactions of all the trolls to this. GOGOGO!
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:edenfalling  extra:xeno  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  Extra:Threesome/Moresome 
august 2012 by opalsong

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