opalsong + pairing:dave/terezi   27

i dont even know where im going with this
You are DAVE STRIDER, former secretarial asset, current forensitech and forever SWAG AS FUCK. You have been asked by your therapist to create a journal, and both of your girlfriends thought this was A REALLY GREAT IDEA DAVE, YOU SHOULD DO IT and YES, THIS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I LOOK FORWARD TO FOLLOWING YOUR TROLLMBLR.

Protesting that you already engaged in therapeutic venting through your RAPS and SICK BEATS fell on deaf ears.

Welp.

Looks like you have a blog. Time to get your socializing on.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:OtherCat  quality:sunfish  extra:media  Extra:Slave 
december 2016 by opalsong
>Dave: survive three years on this rock
Growing up on a flying meteor is hard work. You know this from experience.

TG: dude what is this piece of shit you just sent me
CG: TO PUT IT IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS:
CG: IT’S A FUCKING LOVE STORY, DAVE.

Well, it's a bit more than that.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:naive_wanderer  quality:sunfish  extra:friendship  extra:slowbuild  extra:depression  Extra:Abuse 
december 2016 by opalsong
Multiply
"You aren't denying the guilt part," she says happily.

You shrug. This was the way you really liked her, alert and predatory, delighted with life and always a little weird. "You could find anybody guilty of something."

"That," Terezi declares, "is one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Jade  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Rose/Vriska  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:xeno  extra:firsttime  extra:enthusiasticConsent  extra:inflation  extra:dubcon  Extra:SexPollen  extra:kink 
august 2016 by opalsong
Dave: surrender maidenhood.
You squirm your way between her thighs and suddenly her hand is braced against you, right below your belly button, like she's holding you at bay. "Dave," she says, and she's alarmingly likely to be serious when she uses your name, "let's do it the other way this time."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:pegging 
october 2013 by opalsong
I Don't Know What I Expected
"I kind of... accidentally fantasized about Karkat while we were doing it. Which I do sometimes, not when we're messing around, just like-- uh, fuck, look, I'm--"

Terezi puts a finger over your lips and you stammer to a stop. She nestles closer and sighs happily. "You too, huh?"

You stare at the ceiling in bewilderment. Whatever response you were expecting, that was not it.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Dave/Terezi/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  author:mercurialMalcontent  quality:sunfish  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:xeno  extra:relationshipnegotiation  site:AO3 
july 2013 by opalsong
X2 GENDERBLEND COMBO!
"Request is for trolls having 'opposite parts'. I know it doesn't really make sense with all the references to bone bulges, but let's pretend that troll men have vaginas and troll ladies have cocks. I want to see a troll and and one of the kids hook up and have lots of "oh god wtf you're backwards" confusion and alarm. I don't really care which pairing it is, but there's a lot of them it could be hilarious/cute with (John/Karkat, Rose/Kanaya, Dave/Terezi, Jade/Tavros, etc.) If it ends up being a troll girl with a human guy, bonus points for pegging!"
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:half_life_wolf  quality:sunfish  Extra:GenderBender  extra:pegging 
july 2013 by opalsong
The Vienna Game
'There's a whole other story, about that, a girl with mirrors over her eyes and a man who was scared to care about anything.'
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Sollux/Terezi  pairing:Rose/Sollux  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:paraTactician  quality:crocodile  extra:au  extra:AIsystems  extra:hacker  extra:drugs  extra:mentalhealth 
december 2012 by opalsong
Freakyweird Copulatory Schoolfeeding
He could gag himself with how deep in this he is.



In which Dave and Terezi share in sweet interspecies lovemaking and realize that being born universes apart lends itself to some discrepancy in the biological department.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Jalules  quality:sunfish  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:firsttime  extra:xeno 
november 2012 by opalsong
A Gentleman and a Lady
There’s a really great fic on AO3 called A Gentleman and a Lady.

It contains very well written Dave/Terezi crossdressing deliciousness and you should be reading it now.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:G  type:art  site:tumblr  artist:inverts  quality:sunfish  Extra:Crossdressing  type:prose 
september 2012 by opalsong
Shenanigan Ferris Ride
Directly after takeoff to the new session, Dave tries to adjust to the strange customs of the trolls, the havoc of romantic miscommunications, and recent past events, which continue to linger with all of them. It's hard to begin an entirely new life.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Gamzee/Tavros  pairing:Dave/Terezi  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Zade_Kassel  rating:pg-13  extra:slowbuild  extra:mystery  extra:drugs  extra:xeno  extra:culturedifferences 
september 2012 by opalsong
Trollish for the Easily Excited
For the prompt: i'd like either john/karkat or rose/kanaya, where the troll language is very different from english, and karkat/kanaya keeps lapsing into their native language during cute or ~*intimate*~ moments.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:nextian  quality:whale  extra:ink  Extra:Favorite  extra:podficced!  extra:Linguistics!!! 
september 2012 by opalsong
the career of his humour
He counts all of Time as his personal fiefdom. She is feared by things that don’t have a word for fear. Neither of them has ever had a girlfriend before. A coda to ‘Xenos’ and ‘The White House’. For full effect, read them first.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  site:tumblr  author:paraTactician  performer:nitensalis  extra:sequel  quality:crocodile 
september 2012 by opalsong
Xenos
The Ancient Greeks used the same word for ‘guest’ and ‘alien’. Today Dave Strider’s going to have to deal with both.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:pg-13  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  site:tumblr  author:paraTactician  performer:nitensalis  quality:salamander 
september 2012 by opalsong
if food be the music of love
Feed a cold, starve a fever, and in the case of an ennui-filled Terezi Pyrope just quadruple caloric intake.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:G  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  site:tumblr  author:urbanAnchorite  performer:ShinjiS  extra:food  extra:depression  quality:sunfish 
september 2012 by opalsong
Double or Nothing
SOLLUX: tz, n0.
SOLLUX: we are not even having this c0nversation.
TEREZI: WHY NOT? >:[
SOLLUX: because it’s fucking ridicul0us, is why not.
SOLLUX: i d0n’t like the guy.
SOLLUX: he’s an asshole.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Sollux  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:paraTactician  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  extra:drinking  extra:friendship 
september 2012 by opalsong
if food be the music of love
Feed a cold, starve a fever, and in the case of an ennui-filled Terezi Pyrope just quadruple caloric intake.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:urbanAnchorite  quality:sunfish  extra:depression  extra:postSBURB  extra:food 
august 2012 by opalsong
Let Me Love You
After many months together, John finally convinces Karkat to uphold his end of the "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" bargain, despite the troll's apprehension to do so. JohnKat fluff with smut, advisory for alien genitalia (as in tentabugles lol).
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:vespertineflora  extra:xeno  Extra:Tentacles  quality:salamander 
august 2012 by opalsong
A Gentleman and a Lady
He wears the denim skirt because it's stiff enough at the waist to hide a lack of hips and pulls tight enough on the back when he bends over that his ass looks fantastic.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:DoctorV  Extra:Crossdressing  extra:postSBURB  quality:sunfish 
august 2012 by opalsong
Practice Makes Perfect
TG: yup, that's me
TG: dave strider, cocksucking champion of paradoxspace

-and/or-

TG: goddamn how do women fucking walk the next day
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:nc-17  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Twilit  length:chaptered  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:xeno  quality:salamander 
august 2012 by opalsong
All Relative in This Time Sink
When you're stuck on an asteroid for three years, some bitterness is bound to arise. Dave and Karkat don't think it's an issue. Terezi just thinks her boys need to talk it out. [Written for Round 1 (prompt: Gambling) of the Homestuck Shipping Olympics]
fandom:Homestuck  fanwork  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:John<>Dave  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:SadisticbutSweet  quality:salamander  extra:matchmaking  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell) 
august 2012 by opalsong
The Fire in Which We Burn
"The first watch keeps the correct time. Always. Terezi tried starting out of sync the third time they played this game, but without that one thread of the right beat to cling to, the grating wrongness of the other watches knocked Dave out of the mood long before he could hit trance state." Terezi/Dave, idiosycratic forms of bondage.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:edenfalling  quality:sunfish  Extra:Bondage  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:xeno 
august 2012 by opalsong

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