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Make It Ugly
It's Sid's job as captain to match up the subs on his team with suitable Doms. It doesn't take long to figure out that the only Dom he would trust Jamie Benn's particular needs to is himself.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sidney/Jamie  rating:nc-17  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:LadyJanelly  performer:hananobira  quality:crocodile  Extra:BDSM  extra:au  extra:kink  extra:pain  extra:ITPE2017  extra:ForMe! 
january 2018 by opalsong
Where Else Would We Want to Go
Three years is a long time to fake-date your friend as a favor. Flower, Véro, and Sid maybe need this pointed out for them.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Flower/Vero/Sid  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:withershins  quality:sunfish  extra:poly  extra:au  Extra:Pretend!Relationship 
march 2017 by opalsong
Writ
Conor's not exactly sure what the protocol is when the namemark on your wrist belongs to best player in the world (and your new captain), and you're an undrafted kid out of UMass. Do you wait for him to say something first? Yeah, better wait for him to say something first.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  pairing:Sheary/Wilson  rating:pg-13  Length:LongShot  site:AO3  type:prose  quality:sunfish  extra:bond 
march 2017 by opalsong
amorous birds of prey
Sid had been simmering all day and now he was ebullient, a full boil, about to spill over.

set after the October 12th, 2013 Lightning game
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:hauntologie  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  extra:orgasmdenial  extra:overstimulation  Extra:BDSM 
march 2017 by opalsong
Let Me Be Good To You
"I don't want you to suck my dick," Sid says. Tyler can feel his ears burning, but he nods. He knew he was taking a risk, but he thought he'd read between the lines correctly. It wouldn't be the first time he's been wrong.

Sid touches his chin and Tyler looks up. "I want you to suck Geno's dick. Can you do that for me?"
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno/Seguin  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:theladyscribe  quality:salamander  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  Extra:Voyeurism 
march 2017 by opalsong
They Say Love Heals All Wounds
“Geno? Are you okay? Physically,” Sid asks, which is good, because Zhenya doesn’t think he can put into words how he’s feeling emotionally. He imagines saying, The person I’ve loved for ten years finally took me to bed last night, but it turns out he didn’t want to, and now I can read his mind. No, thank you.
“Feel fine,” Zhenya answers. “Even head feel fine.” And suddenly he realizes how fucking odd that is: he was concussed, and the room is brightly lit – he should be hiding under a blanket right now. He narrows his eyes and asks, “Sid, why head feel fine? What happen to concussion?”
Sid takes a halting step closer to the bed and says, “Our bond, it’s—it’s a healing bond.”
“Holy mother of God,” Zhenya breathes. So. They’re definitely not breaking the bond, then.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Deastar  quality:crocodile  extra:bond  extra:consentissues  extra:slowbuild  extra:PTSD  extra:psychic  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:future  Extra:Toys 
march 2017 by opalsong
Some Other Beginning's End
“So I say, before I’m thinking through, I say am getting married,” Geno says and glances up at Sid and then back down again. “They say to American?” Geno seems reluctant to continue. Sid’s stuck on trying to figure out who Geno is marrying and why he didn’t tell Sid about it. “I say, ‘no, to Canadian.'”

Sid makes a face. Because seriously, Sid feels like he would’ve heard if Geno was dating someone that seriously. But then again, he had no idea Geno had a kid until he was sitting in a hotel room in fucking Finland.

“Who?” Sid finally asks when Geno seems like he’s not going to continue.

Geno takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly. “You.”

“Me what?” Sid asks stupidly.

or

The summer Russia invaded Ukraine and Geno had to marry Sid: a love story.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:turningterrific  quality:sunfish  extra:future  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:marriageofconvenience  extra:slowbuild 
march 2017 by opalsong
semantic shift
“He asked what some of the words meant, on the signs, what they yell. I told him. He’s a fan of Princess Sidney, especially.”
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:neros_violin  quality:salamander  extra:slowbuild  extra:firsttime  extra:names  extra:kink 
march 2017 by opalsong
Stick Check
Sid's on-ice slump has invaded his pants. Luckily Geno knows just how to stickhandle this particular problem.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:uraneia  author:orphan_account  quality:salamander  Extra:Toys  extra:firsttime  extra:humour 
march 2017 by opalsong
urban fantasy au
On the one hand, it's pretty much the weirdest turn of events to ever hit the world in the history of ever. On the other hand, at least it happened during the off-season.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:r  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:withershins  quality:sunfish  extra:powersareforporn  extra:au  Extra:MagicalCreature 
march 2017 by opalsong
mutant au
On the government's classified mutant register—and on the NHL's records—Sidney is listed as Sidney Patrick Crosby, Nova Scotia, Canada: Class Two. Death visions, skin contact required.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:withershins  quality:crocodile  extra:au  extra:mutant  extra:comingout  Extra:Olympics 
march 2017 by opalsong
communication
Five times the Penguins assumed Sid was dating Geno, and one time the Capitals knew otherwise.
fanwork  pairing:Sid/Ovie  rating:r  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  quality:sunfish  extra:fivethings  extra:humour  author:withershins  fandom:Hockey 
march 2017 by opalsong
Pass It On
Ninety percent of everyone's problems could be solved by a robot that just texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn't have a robot.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  pairing:Jamie/Seguin  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:thefourthvine  quality:crocodile  time:30:00-1:00:00  performer:knight_tracer  extra:humour  extra:gettingtogether  extra:letters 
march 2017 by opalsong
The Loser (Has to Fall)
After Game 6 against the Rangers, Mario speaks to Sidney in the Penguins locker room.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  type:prose  length:oneshot  site:AO3  author:rosewiththorns  quality:salamander  Extra:BDSM 
december 2016 by opalsong
set me straight when I went wrong
“We had set a bunch of conditions with him if he were to live on his own,” Chiarelli said of Seguin. “That’s what I mean about being on top of it. He had to submit really his week in advance. And he was actually really good about it. One thing with Tyler was that he tried.”

Jamie stumbles across some quotes from the Bruins about Tyler and gets angry. Really, really fucking angry.

Kneeling 'verse AU.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Jaime/Segs  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sabrina_il  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:BDSM 
december 2016 by opalsong
hockey chatfic!
So, I wrote some Tyler Seguin/Jamie Benn porn based on this amazing post by [personal profile] sinsense about the universe she and others had created where promising rookies in the NHL were assigned an older player to ~kneel~ for as a training measure. GO READ THAT POST it is amazing if you're into that sort of thing.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:multiple  rating:r  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  author:sabrina_il  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  extra:worldbuilding  extra:not!fic  site:dreamwidth  extra:au 
december 2016 by opalsong
Kneeling verse
Semi-related to my feelings about the combine: I snicker every time sports writers talk about a team "topping" or "edging" or "knotting" another team (because I am twelve), but it's those stories about how you can "ruin" a young player that make me think dirty things. Like, obviously letting your whole team gangbang your rookie will ruin him.

So you have to pair each rookie up with an older, more experienced player as a mentor (Kaner with Sharpy, AGally with Prust, etc). Because, especially for the highly ranked rookies, it’s a lot of pressure, they can get wound too tight, so they need to be put on their knees regularly by someone they trust. The Bruins didn’t do that for Segs, they let anyone fuck him, and look what happened. The Stars put him with Jamie over the summer and it settles him right down.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:multiple  rating:r  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:sinsense  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  extra:not!fic  extra:au 
december 2016 by opalsong
God, You Two Are So Married
75% of what people say when they're joking is true. When it comes to Jamie and Tyler's fake wedding it's more like 99.9%.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Jaime/Segs  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:popfly  quality:sunfish  extra:fluff  extra:friendship 
december 2016 by opalsong
Make it Ugly
It's Sid's job as captain to match up the subs on his team with suitable Doms. It doesn't take long to figure out that the only Dom he would trust Jamie Benn's particular needs to is himself.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Jamie  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LadyJanelly  quality:sunfish  extra:kink  extra:au  Extra:BDSM  extra:toPodfic 
december 2016 by opalsong
Everybody Rides
Tyler thought things would be different in Dallas. He just had no idea how different it could be.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Jaime/Segs  pairing:Jordie/Segs  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LadyJanelly  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:poly  extra:exhibitionism 
december 2016 by opalsong
The Gentlest Chains
Beyond that door is a boy Sid has skated with six times, and spoken to twice. He’s a year older than Sid is, and drugged out of his mind on Bonding agent.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  pairing:Mario/Jagr/Nathalie  pairing:Ovechink/Semin  rating:r  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LadyJanelly  quality:sunfish  extra:bond  extra:rape  extra:au  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:family  extra:poly  Extra:HighSchool  extra:firsttime 
december 2016 by opalsong
five times they told someone and the one time they told everyone
When Taylor is old enough, her dad starts making noises about getting her a bond. He's apparently found someone who is willing to "discreetly" get her an asymmetrical bond and forge reciprocal paperwork for it.

When Taylor mentions it to Sid, too excited to pull off sounding anything but, he lets slip a plaintive "No."
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:unrated  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Rest  quality:sunfish  extra:bond 
december 2016 by opalsong
They Say Love Heals All Wounds
“Geno? Are you okay? Physically,” Sid asks, which is good, because Zhenya doesn’t think he can put into words how he’s feeling emotionally. He imagines saying, The person I’ve loved for ten years finally took me to bed last night, but it turns out he didn’t want to, and now I can read his mind. No, thank you.
“Feel fine,” Zhenya answers. “Even head feel fine.” And suddenly he realizes how fucking odd that is: he was concussed, and the room is brightly lit – he should be hiding under a blanket right now. He narrows his eyes and asks, “Sid, why head feel fine? What happen to concussion?”
Sid takes a halting step closer to the bed and says, “Our bond, it’s—it’s a healing bond.”
“Holy mother of God,” Zhenya breathes. So. They’re definitely not breaking the bond, then.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Deastar  quality:sunfish  extra:bond  extra:dubcon  Extra:SexPollen  extra:slowbuild  extra:PTSD  extra:au  extra:superpowers 
december 2016 by opalsong
Black Lettering
Patrick had a letter written on his wrist when he was born, small and even in black pen-print. Well, technically it started to show up a day after he was born, like a bruise that takes time to settle in. Patrick doesn’t remember, obviously, but his parents will tell him whenever he asks, how small it was and how it just... faded in, a little ‘J’.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:nc-17  time:1:00:00-1:30:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:aohatsu  performer:RsCreighton  quality:crocodile  extra:bond  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:ForMe! 
august 2015 by opalsong
NHL DINOSAUR HUNTING/RESCUE UNIT
It really shouldn't be any surprise to anyone that Geno Malkin decides to visit Jurassic World to see the dinosaurs (after all, there's a reason there's an entire tumblr dedicated to pictures of him with animals). But when things go wrong and Geno ends up stranded, it's up to Sidney Crosby to put together a team to rescue his boyfri--er, teammate.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  fandom:JurassicPark  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Byaghro  author:khasael  author:MajaLi  quality:crocodile  extra:crossover  extra:crack  extra:not!fic 
august 2015 by opalsong
#wolfpack
The school year is almost over, and with it Beth's time as alpha of the team pack. As if that weren't enough to deal with, Amanda's back, and she's acting weird.

Beth can’t fix everything, but she can damn well try.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:AmandaKessel/NooraRaty  rating:pg-13  time:30:00-1:00:00  Type:PodFic  author:astolat  author:stellarer  performer:hananobira  quality:sunfish  extra:ocpov  extra:au  Extra:Werewolf  extra:cuddles  extra:ITPE2014 
february 2015 by opalsong
Family Weekend
Bitty glances up from the kitchen - that’s a new voice - just in time to see Shitty fling himself across the room at a tall brunette girl. “Hils! Fucking shit, man, so great to see you! You didn’t say you were coming!”

OR: The one in which Hilary Knight is Shitty's big sister.
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  fandom:Hockey  pairing:AmandaKessel/HilaryKnight  pairing:Bitty/Jack  pairing:Holster/Randsom  rating:pg-13  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  author:accidentallymelted  extra:crossover  extra:jealousy  extra:family  extra:ITPE2014  performer:exmanhater  quality:whale 
february 2015 by opalsong
Family Weekend
“BRO!”

Bitty glances up from the kitchen - that’s a new voice - just in time to see Shitty fling himself across the room at a tall brunette girl. “Hils! Fucking shit, man, so great to see you! You didn’t say you were coming!”

OR: The one in which Hilary Knight is Shitty's big sister.
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  fandom:Hockey  pairing:AmandaKessel/HilaryKnight  pairing:Bitty/Jack  pairing:Holster/Randsom  rating:pg-13  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  author:accidentallymelted  performer:revolutionjack  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:jealousy  extra:family  extra:ITPE2014 
february 2015 by opalsong
Family Weekend
“BRO!”

Bitty glances up from the kitchen - that’s a new voice - just in time to see Shitty fling himself across the room at a tall brunette girl. “Hils! Fucking shit, man, so great to see you! You didn’t say you were coming!”

OR: The one in which Hilary Knight is Shitty's big sister.
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Bitty/Jack  pairing:Holster/Random  pairing:AmandaKessel/HilaryKnight  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:accidentallymelted  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:family 
january 2015 by opalsong
that i, a particle of love
Sidney grows up hearing about the types of soulbonds, and every time someone gets gushy about them Sid just rolls his eyes and goes back to whatever it was that he was doing.
Does he want a bond? Yeah, of course, but - after hockey; only after hockey. Some of the guys are already bonded, and that’s awesome for them. Sid likes all of their bondmates, they’re all awesome. But for Sid, it’d just be something else to distract him from the game.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:hannibalisms  quality:sunfish  extra:bond  extra:au  extra:platonicsoulmate 
january 2015 by opalsong
Deck the Halls
The further adventures of Sidney Crosby, Professional Troll, as told by Beau Bennett. A sequel of sorts to Drop it Low, but it also stands alone.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:uraneia  author:lupinus  author:reallyyeahokay  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  extra:ocpov  extra:crack  extra:humour  extra:holiday 
january 2015 by opalsong
Drop it Low
In which Sidney Crosby discovers twerking and decides it'd be a good idea to add it to the Penguins' workout routine, and Paulie knows exactly who to blame.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  pairing:PaulMartin/JamesNeal  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:uraneia  quality:sunfish  extra:crack  extra:humour  extra:firsttime  extra:ocpov 
january 2015 by opalsong
A Hollow Nest to Dream In
Emotionally constipated dudes expressing love through making out and deciding to have a kid. In front of the Stanley Cup. #thatsit #thatsthefic
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:celli  quality:sunfish  extra:future  extra:establishedrelationship 
september 2014 by opalsong
The State of Marriage
The State of Marriage by iBear read aloud. 3hrs20mins.

Geno will always love his country.

Even if it doesn't always love him back.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:pg-13  time:3:00:00-4:00:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:iBear  performer:lunchy_munchy  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:comingout  quality:whale 
september 2014 by opalsong
Rest My Secrets
Geno’s been running away for years, from the scandal in Magnitogorsk, from any chance of getting his heart broken again. He’s working as a bouncer in Pittsburgh when he meets Sidney Crosby—hockey phenom, single dad, looking for someone to handle personal security for his little girl.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  rating:pg-13  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LadyJanelly  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:Kid!Fic 
september 2014 by opalsong
Pass Me Through Your Fingertips
Five Times Jonny Noticed Kaner and One Time Kaner Noticed Her Back



“I mean it, Tazer baby. We’re gonna show those boys how it’s done.”

And Jonny looked her up and down one more time, before reaching out to tug a few curls into place, flicking her on the nose once for good measure.

“We always do,” she said, and her gaze was locked on Kaner’s and Kaner felt like she could take over the entire world.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:queeniegalore  quality:sunfish  Extra:GenderBender  extra:fivethings 
april 2014 by opalsong
Her Ribbons and Her Bows (Have Fallen from Her Curls)
Then everyone would know. His dad would be angry for having a freak for a son, Pat Verbeek wouldn't want a weirdo to be around his own son and no team would let him play because they would know the truth; that he wasn't actually a boy. That he was a girl and with that thought he started breathing again. They would all know and he wouldn't have to hide who he was from anyone.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:maccabird_23  quality:salamander  extra:trans 
april 2014 by opalsong
'cause everyone's heart doesn't beat the same
"Thirteen year old Pat Kane has short hair and a shorter temper, stands at five foot nothing and wants you to know about it. He plays hockey like he'll die if he can't, and if you have a problem with him, you have a problem with his whole team.

That's the way he's always wanted it."
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:colbertesque  quality:sunfish  extra:trans 
april 2014 by opalsong
trust your intuition (it's just like goin' fishin')
They’re on the periphery of the Home Wares section of Target, heading with purposeful stride toward Sporting Goods, when Gabe declares that he wants a doll for his “Been Good” toy.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:poeelektra  rating:pg-13  quality:salamander  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:future  extra:purple 
april 2014 by opalsong
I Got a Love (That Keeps Me Waiting)
There's a lot of different ways this summary could go, like:

Patrick Kane gets more than a gold medal in Sochi.

Or, the classic: It's too late to pull out now.

Or: Patrick Kane continues to thrive in high pressure situations.

Or: Patrick Kane gets knocked up, goes to White Castle, and finds love, not necessarily in that order.

But, ultimately, all that really matters is this: Patrick Kane is keeping his baby.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Svmadelyn  quality:whale  Extra:Failboats!inLove  Extra:Kid!Fic  Extra:Mpreg  Extra:Olympics  extra:miscommunication 
april 2014 by opalsong
Behind this Wall of Metaphors
In which KStew and Tazer meet in a bar, hookup, becoming bros who bone, talk about their gay crushes, and begin fake dating in an attempt to make said gay crushes jealous. Mostly in that order.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  Fandom:RPS  pairing:Tazer/KStew  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  pairing:KStew/ChalizeTheron  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:cherryvanilla  author:impertinence  quality:sunfish  extra:friendship  Extra:Pretend!Relationship 
april 2014 by opalsong
Like Other Girls
Author's summary: Pat's relationship with the media has been fraught since she was drafted, second round, home to Buffalo. Her relationship with her new Captain, when she eventually winds up in Chicago a couple of years later, doesn't start off a whole lot better. But by the time she's flying back from Biel, she's willing to admit that she had missed their thing just a little, weird as he's always been around her.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:r  time:1:30:00-2:00:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:BlackEyedGirl  performer:susan_voight  Extra:GenderBender  extra:media  extra:friendship  Extra:Failboats!inLove  quality:crocodile 
april 2014 by opalsong
When I think about you I touch myself
Straight-up crossdressing kink, you've been warned. There is not a lot of plot in this.

Johnny discovers that, sometimes, Kaner wears girl panties. Then he discovers how much he likes the thought of it.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:ellievolia  quality:salamander  Extra:Crossdressing  extra:unrequited  extra:solo 
april 2014 by opalsong
Small Brains, Large... Heart
Patrick knows two things to be true: 1) The Kaner Shuffle brings all the boys to the yard and 2) Tazer's ass overcomes all obstacles. Or maybe that is, Patrick would overcome any obstacle for dat ass.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:zaogao  quality:salamander  Extra:Crossdressing 
april 2014 by opalsong
Pass To Me Like You Mean It
Everyone is concerned about Sidney and Geno. It takes awhile for Sidney to figure out what everyone is talking about, though.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:james  quality:sunfish  extra:asexual 
april 2014 by opalsong
put your money where your mouth is
Honestly, Pat isn't sure how they got here. He's had a lot to drink, and they've been engaged in about four hours of what was Mario Kart war but turned into an epic Smash Bros. tournament, and somewhere along the way bets that required badges of honour were made, except instead of badges of honour somebody—okay, probably Pat—decided they were to be badges of shame, and somebody—again, probably Pat—decided the winner got to mark the loser so everybody could heckle him until it faded.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:demotu  quality:sunfish  extra:exhibitionism  extra:marking  extra:publicsex  extra:gaychicken  extra:tease 
april 2014 by opalsong
Emissions Free
"Sid," Geno said, jogging down the stairs two days later. "You not like jizz. Is like shoes thing, or like chunky peanut butter thing?" Sidney had strong feelings about his shoes, but he grudgingly acknowledged that manufacturers continued to issue updated models every few months, so his running shoes were never quite the same even though he always bought the same brand and style. Chunky peanut butter, on the other hand, was inviolate. You did not fuck with the chunky peanut butter.

Or, as I titled the document, Jizz: a love story.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:lightgetsin  quality:sunfish  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:negotiation 
april 2014 by opalsong
stroked our back unbent/ chewed our kisses/ licked us hard and soft again
Geno's not gonna lie, this is totally working for him. The idea of wearing this and standing over Sid in heels while Sid mouths his cock, elastic edges of the panties pulled down to slightly cut in under his balls, is so hot that he needs to put his computer down for a bit and go fetch some tissues.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:stepquietly  quality:sunfish  Extra:Crossdressing  extra:underwear 
april 2014 by opalsong
Side effects include…
In this rewriting of history, Sid gets an experimental treatment for his concussion that has some rather unusual side effects. Geno helps him out. There are complications.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Lenore  quality:sunfish  Extra:SexPollen  extra:firsttime  extra:dubcon 
april 2014 by opalsong
going up flying, going home
In 2010, the best athletes in the world gathered in Vancouver for the Games of the thirty-first Olympiad. Of all the medals to be awarded at the Games, the host nation of Canada wanted one above all: the last medal to be awarded, gold in Men's Hockey. To this end, Canada assembled a team of superstars, the best and brightest in the NHL, led by Sidney Crosby. On the shoulders of that team they placed the hopes of the nation.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Tazer  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:antumbral  quality:sunfish  Extra:Olympics  extra:slowbuild  extra:negotiation  extra:kink  extra:scarification  extra:firsttime 
april 2014 by opalsong
End of the Line
five times Patrick Kane unsuccessfully flirted with other Olympic athletes, and one time he didn't get shot down.

with Kane being cheesy and persistent but not creepy or coercive?

het and/or slash

bonus points for Kaner trying to flirt with both Lamoureux sisters (either separately or together) and crashing and burning miserably

:P
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:r  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:sunfish  extra:fivethings  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
march 2014 by opalsong
Play Along
"I bet you a hundred bucks," Sharpy says, gesturing with his drink to punctuate how very serious he is about this suggestion, "that I can pick up the next person who walks in that door before you can."

Duncan Keith probably shouldn't have taken that bet.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Duncs/Seabs  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:shihadchick  quality:sunfish  extra:bet  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
march 2014 by opalsong
Going West
Jonathan finds the boy along the outskirts of a town market, chained to a post. There's a bronze armband clasped tightly on his forearm, winding around it like a snake, and he stares sullenly at the ground, heedless of Jonathan's gaze, while his toe traces patterns in the dust.

"I want him," Jonathan says to the vendor, pointing.

That's a lie.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  Fandom:Saiyuki  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sesame_seed  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover 
march 2014 by opalsong
Eleven Kisses
"Looks like you boys had a very affectionate celebration this year, eh?" Wiedeman says as the video ends.

Jonathan lifts his head from its protective refuge, spreads his arms out wide. This, at least, he can deal with.

"What can I say? I love my team."
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sesame_seed  quality:sunfish  extra:kissing  extra:fluff 
march 2014 by opalsong
to chicago
The one where Jonny plays for the Blues, Patrick plays for the Hawks, and they soulbond.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:thisissirius  quality:sunfish  extra:bond  extra:leftofcenter 
march 2014 by opalsong
Like Other Girls
Pat's relationship with the media has been fraught since she was drafted, second round, home to Buffalo. Her relationship with her new Captain, when she eventually winds up in Chicago a couple of years later, doesn't start off a whole lot better. But by the time she's flying back from Biel, she's willing to admit that she had missed their thing just a little, weird as he's always been around her.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:BlackEyedGirl  quality:sunfish  Extra:GenderBender  extra:media 
march 2014 by opalsong
I've Got A Feeling (I Hope You're Feeling It Too)
When Patrick met Jonny for the first time, it was because they'd both just been picked for the same hockey team. When Patrick netted his first goal during practice, Jonny skated over to give him a congratulatory hug and, well, it's not like he didn't sometimes shift on accident, when he was excited or happy, but it hadn't happened at practice in ages.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:aohatsu  quality:sunfish  Extra:Werewolf  extra:alpha/omega  Extra:HighSchool 
march 2014 by opalsong
Somewhere Only We Know
Kaner kicks off his twenty-eighth birthday party with an exponential crisis.

Jonny frowns at him. “You’re having a crisis of ever-more-rapidly-increasing numbers?”
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:jezziejay  quality:sunfish  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:future 
march 2014 by opalsong
88 Dates
He promised Oshie he would make the fucking audition tape, so he did. And against all fucking odds, he got a callback from a woman who sounded like even she couldn’t believe she was making the call. Because that’s Jonny’s life now.



or, a Bachelor AU, where film star Patrick Kane is going on 88 Dates and Jonny goes on more than a few of them.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:troubles  quality:crocodile  extra:au  extra:dating  extra:realitytv  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:podficced! 
march 2014 by opalsong
roll with it
The one where a bunch of Blackhawks inexplicably go to boarding school, Tazer is the world's meanest DM, and Pat doesn't know why anyone would think cutting the head off a hydra was good idea.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:nc-17  time:1:00:00-1:30:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:hazel  performer:bessyboo  quality:whale  extra:ITPE2013  extra:au  Extra:HighSchool  pairing:Duncs/Seabs  extra:DnD  Extra:Favorite 
february 2014 by opalsong
Savoy Truffle
Mix the softened butter and peanut butter together until thoroughly blended. Add the sugars and beat until smooth. Next beat in the egg, honey, vanilla, and yogurt until combined. Add the dry ingredients slowly and beat on low-speed just until combined. Gently stir in the chocolate chips. Chill dough in refrigerator for at least 30 minutes-1 hour, or place in freezer for 20 minutes.



Kaner, hockey player by day, baker...when he can.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:pg-13  time:30:00-1:00:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:ellievolia  author:hazel  performer:knight_tracer  quality:sunfish  extra:ITPE2012  extra:baking 
february 2014 by opalsong
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